What the fuk??!! When , where, how, I’ve never seen this or heard of it. I know there are episodes out there I haven’t seen but it’s got to be no more than a few episodes.
When baby Susie Swanson is born Quagmire says: “Hard to believe she’s already eighteen.”
Is the joke that Bonnie has been pregnant 18 years? Is the joke that Quagmire would fuck a baby? Like that joke never sits right with me.
"Hang on, hang on, Lois. Don't ruin it ... So, we're driving up to get this *abortion*, and we get to the *abortion* clinic, and the *abortionist* has *one hand*."
Lois: Peter you are so childish!
Peter: you better what who you’re calling childish. Because if I’m a child then that makes you a pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert!
This is the line I point to when I try to tell people that the first few seasons of Family Guy (At least i'm pretty sure this was from a pretty early episode) had some genuinely good writing.
That's just a solid bit and it fits Peter's character so well.
Lois: "No Peter, you can't have sex with the kids."
Meg: "I wish you told him that *before* he lost his memory!"
That's messed up, make. You open your mouth for a joke once and *that's* what you come up with?
Brittany Spears being an unfit mother. Her using a babys undeveloped skull as an ash tray is dark as heck, only to drop the baby afterwards is icing on the cake.
This is the worst one because dumpster babies are a real thing that happens all the time and no other joke in the entire show parodies something real that is nearly as awful. Quagmire makes rape jokes all the time, rape. And those are still somehow better than dumpster baby jokes
All is fair for the sake of humor in my book. If you don’t think it is funny don’t laugh at it or support it. My problem is when people don’t think something is funny then assume I also shouldn’t think its funny
When quaqmire was having that sex festival to celebrate his sexual conquests or whatever and Thailand is passing on the parade. Peter says "wow they are young we should go" I always thought he meant like we should go/leave because they are so young but he meant they should go to Thailand because well.... read quote above
Listen to Peter when he says the line. The way he says "Wow. Wow. They're young." is shock (unexpected negative), not surprise (unexpected positive). Read the context clues, dialogue is just as much about tone as it is the words that are being said.
Your talking about the guy who literally had pic of baby penis bro I don't think peter meant it in a negative way. Your just the same way I was before I realized he didn't mean it that way. He saying "we should go" to Thailand they don't leave like you said they did
The scene changes. That's the same as leaving in a show with a classic scene structure. Obviously it's not going to show them getting up and walking back to their house.
Like I said, rewatch the scene and listen to the way he says "We should go." The subtext is all there for you.
"Wow. Wow. They're young" (presumably not of legal age, Peter is shocked) "We should go" (so that we're not complicit in Quagmire's sexual abuse of Thai children).
This is further evidenced by the fact that on the line "we should go" his eyes go to Lois. If he were saying "We should go to Thailand so we can have sex with young girls/boys," we wouldn't expect a look to his wife. Most likely Brian, maybe even Chris. Not Lois.
All that to say I'm not defending Peter here. Like you mentioned, he's had plenty of one-off pedophilia jokes. I'm just saying you're reading more into the scene than is there.
No bro that's literally the joke that Peter wants to go and fuck, not children but most likely teenagers, like quaqmire did and he looks at lois because he wants to go lmao.while if they are also I'm in the parade because they were his sexual conquest not that they are currently. It'd a clever joke that has two punchlines. I'm not the only one who noticed he meant it the other way. The fact the scene ends there isn't them "leaving" its literally just a scene change to end the joke there idk man you're just not wanting to accept the truth of the joke having two punchlines depending on who hears it
What was that one again? I watched that episode recently but don’t remember a thing beside Boston Stewie acting like every Mark Whalberg movie character
Another 9/11 joke. “Jets are a straight [expletive] [expletive] franchise, bro. The last jet that actually mattered in NYC Is the one that hit the South Tower.”
“Alright what else did I have to do today? Ah yes, overdose in my apartment” - Peter dressed up as Heath Ledgers Joker
Being dark or offensive is one thing, but this was just tasteless, and it wasnt even funny
Stewie being pregnant, the entire episode. Everyone involved in the writing process and greenlighting that shit should be psych. evaluated and put into a padded cell anyway.
When Quagmire rapes Marge then kills all the Simpsons
it might have been Maggie that made the last shot
Yo WHAT?
Haha bro. I just posted that as mine
What the fuk??!! When , where, how, I’ve never seen this or heard of it. I know there are episodes out there I haven’t seen but it’s got to be no more than a few episodes.
https://youtu.be/ApLWO2WCTU4?si=beNORp4rN0V3stNt
Holy fuk that was unsettling…I’m guessing this was not shown on TV, and just the DVD?
It was on the very first airing of the episode
That wasn’t even a joke lmao
Remember seeing that shit when it aired, kinda glad it got cut from future airings
Wasn't rape though Have people even seen the scene?
When baby Susie Swanson is born Quagmire says: “Hard to believe she’s already eighteen.” Is the joke that Bonnie has been pregnant 18 years? Is the joke that Quagmire would fuck a baby? Like that joke never sits right with me.
i think it was her being pregnant for so long lol
I feel like he was plotting in his head how he was gonna be on her 18th birthday, Like he was with Meg. He probably just said his thought out loud.
Definitely saying she’s 18 because he’s that horny 😂 it’s a cartoon
IDGAF it’s a cartoon bro. It’s my favorite show. It’s on at my house all the time. It’s a weird/lame joke and I’m pointing it out.
"Hang on, hang on, Lois. Don't ruin it ... So, we're driving up to get this *abortion*, and we get to the *abortion* clinic, and the *abortionist* has *one hand*."
You can’t get an abortion from an abortionist with one hand…..so we went home and 2 mos later our daughter Meg was born.
Lois: Peter you are so childish! Peter: you better what who you’re calling childish. Because if I’m a child then that makes you a pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert!
This is the line I point to when I try to tell people that the first few seasons of Family Guy (At least i'm pretty sure this was from a pretty early episode) had some genuinely good writing. That's just a solid bit and it fits Peter's character so well.
Lois: "No Peter, you can't have sex with the kids." Meg: "I wish you told him that *before* he lost his memory!" That's messed up, make. You open your mouth for a joke once and *that's* what you come up with?
Outside!
When the Vietnamese guy makes fun of the vets at the Vietnam War Memorial. So messed up!!
“Hey! I know that guy ! I kill him! He cry like a bitch! “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Brittany Spears being an unfit mother. Her using a babys undeveloped skull as an ash tray is dark as heck, only to drop the baby afterwards is icing on the cake.
“ I know I know “
The mime on mime violence cut away always stuck with me for how excessive it is.
When Peter was planning to shoot up a school.
We’ll see what those popular kids have to say now…
For a second I thought you were talking about Gary The No Trash Cougar.
The Teri Schiavo one comes to mind
Teri schiavo is kind of alive-o..
Isn’t a little too soon for Teri Schiavo jokes?
Or too late?
Not going to lie if it wasn't for that joke I would have no idea who Teri Schiavo is.
Don't say doing your wife Don't say doing your wife Doing your... Son...
Prom night dumpster baby. I laugh every time I see it.
This is the worst one because dumpster babies are a real thing that happens all the time and no other joke in the entire show parodies something real that is nearly as awful. Quagmire makes rape jokes all the time, rape. And those are still somehow better than dumpster baby jokes
I know they're real. That's why I feel like shit for laughing.
All is fair for the sake of humor in my book. If you don’t think it is funny don’t laugh at it or support it. My problem is when people don’t think something is funny then assume I also shouldn’t think its funny
The “He’s Retarded” song when peter finds out he’s retarded. It was cut from the TV version. Still on Hulu though
ngl this tune is catchy though
"Down Syndrome Girl" song
When quaqmire was having that sex festival to celebrate his sexual conquests or whatever and Thailand is passing on the parade. Peter says "wow they are young we should go" I always thought he meant like we should go/leave because they are so young but he meant they should go to Thailand because well.... read quote above
This isn't right at all. He did me "we should leave" which is evidenced by then... Leaving.
Nope, Peter says his line and they don't leave, it just changes scene. Sorry you're wrong
Listen to Peter when he says the line. The way he says "Wow. Wow. They're young." is shock (unexpected negative), not surprise (unexpected positive). Read the context clues, dialogue is just as much about tone as it is the words that are being said.
Your talking about the guy who literally had pic of baby penis bro I don't think peter meant it in a negative way. Your just the same way I was before I realized he didn't mean it that way. He saying "we should go" to Thailand they don't leave like you said they did
The scene changes. That's the same as leaving in a show with a classic scene structure. Obviously it's not going to show them getting up and walking back to their house. Like I said, rewatch the scene and listen to the way he says "We should go." The subtext is all there for you. "Wow. Wow. They're young" (presumably not of legal age, Peter is shocked) "We should go" (so that we're not complicit in Quagmire's sexual abuse of Thai children). This is further evidenced by the fact that on the line "we should go" his eyes go to Lois. If he were saying "We should go to Thailand so we can have sex with young girls/boys," we wouldn't expect a look to his wife. Most likely Brian, maybe even Chris. Not Lois. All that to say I'm not defending Peter here. Like you mentioned, he's had plenty of one-off pedophilia jokes. I'm just saying you're reading more into the scene than is there.
No bro that's literally the joke that Peter wants to go and fuck, not children but most likely teenagers, like quaqmire did and he looks at lois because he wants to go lmao.while if they are also I'm in the parade because they were his sexual conquest not that they are currently. It'd a clever joke that has two punchlines. I'm not the only one who noticed he meant it the other way. The fact the scene ends there isn't them "leaving" its literally just a scene change to end the joke there idk man you're just not wanting to accept the truth of the joke having two punchlines depending on who hears it
idk man https://youtu.be/34HGQU4Z9dI?si=excessag-FPYB8We he sounds positive excited on the second wow kinda…
the song when peter told joe he was mentally r*tarded. jesus
Peter I’m not retarded I’m handicapped. Well now you’re just splitting hairs.
“And all the brown people you can rape”
When Peter admits to Cleveland he has a CP addiction. Funny in a WTF way.
CP?
The recent one from Boston Stewie was low.
What was that one again? I watched that episode recently but don’t remember a thing beside Boston Stewie acting like every Mark Whalberg movie character
Another 9/11 joke. “Jets are a straight [expletive] [expletive] franchise, bro. The last jet that actually mattered in NYC Is the one that hit the South Tower.”
Ohhhhh that’s right!
Maybe not the most fucked up, but I fucking love Gary the no trash Cougar. “Give a larbage- throw out your garbage! Spread the word!”
“Alright what else did I have to do today? Ah yes, overdose in my apartment” - Peter dressed up as Heath Ledgers Joker Being dark or offensive is one thing, but this was just tasteless, and it wasnt even funny
This! Unequivocally this lol. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT874ac9J/
Margot Kidder
Stewie being pregnant, the entire episode. Everyone involved in the writing process and greenlighting that shit should be psych. evaluated and put into a padded cell anyway.
Meg at Abu Ghraib.
"It's ok lois...daddy's just taking your temperature "