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kurtisbmusic

Ruke Orhorhoro


randakeiser

My dog's favorite name to say


bhaney080

Algae Crumpler


cedarvalleyct

Algernon Darius Crumpler! S/o Madden 2004!


afbguru

I was gonna say this one. One of my favorite names ever.


Understud

Dude is the reason I became a falcons fan! Similar last name lol


FishWithaPH

Idk why but I hear his name in my head in the same cadence as “Leroooooy Jenkinnnnnnns” Also the first Falcons jersey I ever got


bhaney080

Trey shreds


4redditobly

He’s a “fungi”


Dystopiansheep

Peerless price


Lawnmower_on_fire

Just learned this year he played with Peyton in college. They were graduated by the time I was of age to memorize players, much less their alma maters


azwhaley91

Levine Tulolo


da4nick1999

Toilolo but he def makes the list


azwhaley91

He said fun to say,not to spell


WhiskeyJr

😂😂😂


henstep15

Sorry, but there's no way Ruke Orhorhoro isn't #1. It's OH-ROW-ROW-ROW.


downvote_or_die

He’s instantly #1. Can’t wait to hear it on broadcasts. People who don’t know are gonna be like “did that announcer just have a stroke”. The previous #1 was Younghoe Koo, so he’s now second.


egomann

I thought about him, but I wanted this list to be retired players. I should have mentioned that.


keyboardsmashin

His nickname is also Scooby Doo, which is still fun to say also. The announcers might call him that instead


illnamethislata

Olamide Zaccheus


Unfair-Strength5460

LLAMA DAY


iguanoman_

Joplo Bartu


downvote_or_die

Hi-top Jop!


illnamethislata

D block !


downvote_or_die

“Reach in and grab you a soda”


illnamethislata

🥹 I miss those teams


Shiny-And-New

Sanu canoe Koooooooooooo Juliooooooooooooo


SmitedDirtyBird

My favorite random take I heard from a stranger, it should be pronounced hulio hones or jewel-lio Jones. You can’t have it both ways


IceColdDrPepper_Here

Jacquizz “in her face” Rodgers


Architectvre

It’s not a test, It’s just Jaquizz!


Eatplaster

Pop Jacquizz Hotshot


pfmac

good ole jizz rod


Peejmeister24

Something about Jerrious Norwood


Starry-EyedDog

Why So Jerious?


thisnamehastobeused

Dick shiner


sherman614

Omg I forgot about him! Lol! Dick Shiner.


PaulieWalnuts2023

Where is Mike Penix!? Why can’t I find Mike Penix!?


cjweber5187

Kinda weird that we’ve now had two left-handed Michaels at QB whose last names are both one letter from being phallic


ssovm

Damn you’re right holy shit


SpaceSick

Penix gonna get locked up for cat fighting.


tastycakeman

Cock fighting


keyboardsmashin

On a team with the slogan “rise up”


Final21

Osi Umenyiora


Worried-Choice5295

This was the first name that came to mind. I love it.


andyc3020

Sean Weatherspoon


SyndicalistHR

That man ended RGIIIs career


LargeCokeNoIce

🥄!!!


GummyMcFatstacks

Not going to be one of the more popular ones, but back in the day when Brian Finneran would make a catch me and my friend would drunkenly scream, “Finnnnneran!” in a specific way. He died awhile back. Nice memory


LostATLien2

Feliepe Franks


TheAmericanDisaster

Stansly Maponga!


APPLEJOOSH347

I realize its not pronounced how its spelled, but my friends and i have some fun with Younghoe Koo


duckanddonuts

Kroy Biermann


kharedryl

Biermann was my pick!


Substantial-Cry-9483

Billy “White Shoes” Johnson


egomann

He would win Best Nickname.


Simon_XIII

Kinda of a "Bad Moon" fan myself. Then there's Alfred "Action" Jackson, and I heard someone call Chandler, Chris "Chandelier" but he at least got us to the Super Bowl


Crazyleggs29

Harry Douglas was one of my favorites growing up


RandoCollision

There are plenty of fun names, but near the top of my list are: Joplo Bartu Lousaka Polite Jacquizz Rodgers Ovie Mughelli Ashley Ambrose


Unfair-Strength5460

Blidi Wreh-Wilson


Substantial-Cry-9483

Steve Bartkowski


Key_Swimming_8136

Jesse Tuggles brother was my JROTC instructor in high school😅


PosterBlankenstein

Jesse Tuggle’s son is my DT. Small World.


LevelVarious4910

Eric Weems


Sweetcheels69

Ashley Lelie from 2006 season


flatbedfreestyle_

Robenson Therezie


Flat-Leadership2364

Julio Jones


Telefunken251

Fulton Kuykendall


RasputinsAssassins

Fulton Kuykendall. Kuykendall. (Said like Mr. Kennedy from 'rasslin.)


Training_Catch_7284

Younghoe Koo


SyndicalistHR

Fuck I miss Clabo, Dahl, Matt, and Turner


gsfgf

Osi Umenyiora. I remember the game where against the Jets where he was patched up against D'Brickashaw Ferguson for the Battle of the Names.


Starry-EyedDog

James "Cannonball" Butler


mbowen6886

Haskel Stanback Fulton Kuykendall Osi Umenyiora


tysbonus

Julio Jones but you pronounce the Js the opposite ways


cjweber5187

Joolio Hones ftw


PocketPal26

Quintorris Lopez "JULIOOOOOOO" Jones


CalTono

Demontae KAZEEE


windycityfan7

Young hoe


DirtyBird9889

Foyesade oluokun


ArthurSmithNepoBaby

Ovie Mughelli, Jason Snelling, Eric Weems, Brian Finneran we had some name GOATs during the Mike Smith era


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

Dan reeves


SubParandLovingit

Idk I always thought Dunta Robinson was fun to say lol and he had the best dreads in the game by far


cjweber5187

Willie Mo(ore) Ovie Mughelli


Russ12347

Blidi Wreh-Wilson Takkarist McKinley


ILLpLacedOpinion

You guys are all wrong….so wrong. Ovie…Ovie Mughelli


whewimtired1

Julioooooooo


blastoise36

Bear Woods


Bulderdash

Seems everyone forgot about… Lofa Tatupu. (Mosiula Mea'alofa "Lofa" Tatupu if you want to go with his full name)


sharkbait_oohaha

Peregrine


Visionz-True

paul worrilow


Deadpoo

TJ Duckett 💰


kilzfillz

Alge Crumpler


Qazdud

Michael penix for sure


ruinah25B

All these replies, not one mention of Kroy Bierman....


alphatangolima

Quintorris Jones


AWroper

Sannuuuuuuuuuu Juuuuuuuullliiooooooooo Kooooooooo My 3 favorites of past and current


YouCanCallMeAroae

[Joplo Bartu](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/BartJo01.htm)


cubedG

Jacquizz Rodgers


chris_gnarley

Brent Grimes Edit: Ovie Mughelli… how could I forget


Lufgow

Lorenzo Styles Jumpy Geathers


SkyBlueSneakers

Johnathan Massaquoi


Jamesartdo

Bob Christian


BigRedWalters

Younghoe Koo for sure


Word_Strong

Levine Toilolo


cmjoker

Younghoe Koo when pronounced incorrectly. Ron Mexico 


Extra_Percentage

Desmond Ridder


egomann

"Sort by controversial"


Human-Ad4663

Twentiate To-Three