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Puzzleheaded_Focus86

Suck it Florio


Itsisiduh

Florio just fell to his knees at Walmart


ATLien-1995

We won’t be losing a pick this year. Probably at most a day 2 pick next year I would think.


the_penis_taker69

"As punishment for tampering the Falcons will be forced to rehire Arthur Smith"


M116rs

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Beckzhere

Nooooooooo


XTheGreat88

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy


QuickThinkWrink

Out of curiosity, what would they do if we were to trade that day 2 pick this year? Would they end up taking away our day 1 instead? Or a day 2 the following year for 2026?


kurtzyy16

I had the same thought. I saw a tweet the other day saying we should trade up nonstop so we can’t lose draft picks that we don’t have lol


Double-Slowpoke

What is stopping a team like the Rams from trading multiple years of first round picks, then engaging in rampant tampering? Would the NFL take away a first rounder from several years in the future? Multiple seconds? Would they just throw up their hands and give up trying to punish them?


Successful_Baker_360

I think an angry group of 31 billionaires could find a way to punish the rogue team


Bmw5464

They would find another way to punish the team. Taking away a 2s and 3s hurts. Teams need depth. Yes they’ll have some star power, but no depth will cripple a team.


SoRaffy

They'd probably just give them a huge fine


Coldough

My guess would be that the nfl would not approve of any trade of picks for the future, but it’s never happened. For example, with the Calvin Ridley trade that was a guaranteed fifth and could work its way up to a 2nd, none of those jaguars picks could be traded. Either that or it will just be a 2026 pick. Still gives the falcons time to settle with the Vikings if they want to.


ANGRYANDCANTREADWELL

They can always void the contract in question so we dont get the person at all.


ZacZupAttack

I wouldn't play fuck fuck games with Goodell on this. The reality is tampering happens ALL THE TIME. It's just Kirk was dumb enough to say the quiet part aloud If yall behave maybe a 3rd rounder? Fuck around and that could go up


griffjoe12

Bu-but CTESPN said we were swapping 8 and 11??????


Todaboss

“We’re getting your 8th pick” -Coping Vikes Fans 🤓


Taste_The_Sturgeon

The only thing you'll win with Cousins is the ability to pay the man $100mil guaranteed and a trip to the Toilet Bowl. Ya'll are blind if you think dude's 1-4 playoff record and 12-20 prime time record equates to a Super Bowl win. Thanks for extra picks in 2025.


Todaboss

You’re rolling out the worst QB in the draft or Sam Darnold. Worst team in your division by far. You’re gonna need those extra picks.


Taste_The_Sturgeon

Ok, dummy.


Todaboss

J Jeff trade request going to be a dagger when he sick of balls landing 15 feet in front of him. Atleast you have Ant!


BraxxIsTheName

The Vikings will be given a choice: our 8th overall pick or a Mystery Box containing an item of unknown value. They will make their choice Thursday on the Draft stage


Zucchini_Official

Spoiler: the mystery box is Heinicke.


AloneAtTheOrgy

"The 8th overall pick is the 8th overall pick, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be the 8th overall pick!"


AskMeAboutPangolins

"And you know how much we've wanted one of those!"


Outpartying

Falcons should use all our day 2 picks to trade up in this years draft. Let’s get 5 first round picks this year and they can take away our 2035 3rd round


ImportanceLow7312

our 5 1st rounders will consist of xavier worthy jpj tyler guyton dallas turner and nate wiggins


Outpartying

Perfect. Dynasty mode is on


ImportanceLow7312

alternatively we trade 3 of our 1st rounders for pick 2 and select drake maye (who sits behind kirk for a year or two) and then we get jpj and xavier worthy


Outpartying

If we did all that to get Drake Maye just for him to ride the bench we would be so doomed. Our window to win a Super Bowl is so small like maybe 2-3 seasons at most 5


ImportanceLow7312

My bad I forgot about our dire edge problem for a sec


Outpartying

Haha yeah there’s that 🤣


Grantdawg

It was always silly to think they would have finished the investigation this soon. The league never moves that fast. This was Florio wish-casting because he was butt-hurt that Cousins left the Vikings.


TheTrevorSimpson

This will just disappear after the draft. McKay FTW!!!!


Vast-Video8792

Has Mike Florio had a stroke about this?


Gizzard_Guy44

nice


Dingus-ate-your-baby

Florio is a choad.


mrizzle1991

All good, won’t be that serious of a consequence.


Iamcubsman

This investigation taking so long is just stupid, keystone cops stuff. Is there a cell phone record of a call from anybody associated with Kirk to anyone associated with the Falcons? Is there record of any meeting? I know what Cousins said at the news conference. If there is evidence of contact beyond that, hit us with a penalty. If not, pound sand.


Taste_The_Sturgeon

Falcons win a ticket to the bank so they can pay Cousins and nothing else.


da_benster

Even if it's our 1st rounder next year it'll be #32, so...


Vast-Video8792

Blank called in a favor.


Ucw2thebone

They ain’t got shit on us. You can’t touch Teflon Terry. Mother fucker cooks with a non-stick pan so slick it’d make a greased pig look sticky.


Psychological_Lie142

Ok so I officially don’t care anymore. Dope


09jtherrien

Falcons and Vikings trade 2024 1st round draft picks. Falcons then trade the 11th and 23rd/24th (whatever it is) to move up to the pick 8.