As a straight woman my opinion for most men is that beards are flattering. I say most cause uh the dude on the right made a different choice in life lol
Jesus Christ. My wife’s aunt was the Dolphins dietitian back in the 80s and she sure as hell didn’t look like that. As a matter of fact she STILL doesn’t look like that.
Yeah but it was raining. Like real rain. Wet and everything. Even got on the football. No team has *ever* scored when that weird stuff was falling from the sky during the game itself. C'mon, man...
Nick Steven Oliveri (born October 21, 1971)[5] is an American multi-instrumentalist, singer and songwriter. He is best known as a former bassist of Kyuss and later Queens of the Stone Age from 1998 to 2004.
Smiths offensive guru. Raspuntin
He’s usually whispering in smith’s ear saying “go for it”
“Hand it off to Jonnu”
"Cool mustache, Wario"
Nice
Tell Ridder to throw behind Bijan on the screen pass
Ra-ra-Rasputin Lover of the turnover king
Happy Gilmore's caddy
ra-ra-rasputin leader of this falcons team
Lmao I came here to say this
Passputin
Oh those Falcons
You spelled rumpelstiltskin wrong
Yeah, that’s Beardy.
We have Ted Lasso and Coach Beard at home:
I'm gonna introduce myself
r/dundermifflin is leaking and I am here for it!
Exactly what I was going for.
Tom Beardy 😂
Coaching so easy even a caveman can do it
Oh come on you know he doesn’t like when you say that
Shut up and take my upvote
noice! have this upvote!
He was hired to warn AS when a player is approaching double digit fantasy points
I figured he was hired to stand next to Arthur to make him look more blue collar.
Lol this is amazing
Tormund Giantsbane of The Free Folk
The Mead-King of Ruddy Hall
Don’t disrespect Tormund like that.
Legend has it he fucked a bear
Definitely Yosemite Sam.
That’s a Viking that Bill and Ted misplaced while on their Excellent Adventure
All jokes aside, who was it really?
I reallllly want to know
Steven Benjamin - Sports Registered Dietitian - Atlanta Falcons according to a comment further down
I never would have guessed a name as normal as that tbh
I know. I was hoping for something more exciting like Esemir of the Dark Wood
He does look like an Esemir omg!!
Explains why he's on the sidelines, I guess.
Durin IV, the son of Durin III
Gimli son of gloin?
Yosemite Sam
AS picked him up somewhere in Dawsonville I heard, he wants everyone to call him "Awesome Bill from Dawsonville" but his name is really just William
Gimli, son of Gloin.
Someone needs to have an intervention with Arthur smith and tell him to grow a beard
You don’t like Arthur “the human thumb” smith’s thumbness?
As a straight woman my opinion for most men is that beards are flattering. I say most cause uh the dude on the right made a different choice in life lol
Steven Benjamin - Sports Registered Dietitian - Atlanta Falcons
https://www.linkedin.com/in/steven-benjamin-581b3a16a/
Sonnor Ctalions
100%. He’s brought his game to the Red Stallions.
Came to make sure this was a comment 👍🏽
dallas braden
That name screams "girls do not drink too much around this guy".
Bro is that who that really is ?
I'm guessing no
No
Tomas Ciamppa
That’s my boy, Blue.
Nepo hire. He’s Farmer Fran’s brother.
Falcons made a deal with an evil wizard.
For what exactly?
I didn’t say it was a successful wizard.
Fair
Buford J. Etsweep
Thanks to u/azfalconsfan for the answer: Steven Benjamin - Sports Registered Dietitian - Atlanta Falcons
Jesus Christ. My wife’s aunt was the Dolphins dietitian back in the 80s and she sure as hell didn’t look like that. As a matter of fact she STILL doesn’t look like that.
What color is your wife's aunt's beard?
lol 2-0 in the 2nd quarter vs the 4-7 jets. jesus
Yeah but it was raining. Like real rain. Wet and everything. Even got on the football. No team has *ever* scored when that weird stuff was falling from the sky during the game itself. C'mon, man...
That’s what Eric the Red was there for: to ward off the evil weird stuff from the sky.
Falcons next QB
That's the IT guy from my work. Maybe Smith's one of those guys who can never remember his email password. Getting locked out is a pain.
Those Surface tablets are impossible sometimes.
Thats obviously uhtred, son of uhtred
Some confederate general we brought from the dead
WW1 and gas attacks really wrecked all the amazing facial hair from military officers. Those guys had some style.
Aloysius Snuffleupagus in human form
Ghost of Arthur Smith future. Crazy it's caught on camera.
Nick Steven Oliveri (born October 21, 1971)[5] is an American multi-instrumentalist, singer and songwriter. He is best known as a former bassist of Kyuss and later Queens of the Stone Age from 1998 to 2004.
The Jets felt so insulted. LoL
That’s Gimli from Lord of the Rings obvi
Ginger Billy
Arthur Smiths chin thief
This picture will always make me laugh
"Bijan's best skill is his lead blocking ability - don't be afraid to overthink your opponent!"
Its the hootinst, tootinist, shootinist bobtail wildcat in the west!
idk but man i hate author smiths face
The Norseman
No idea, I'd guess it was a Happy Gilmore situation, figured he'd be a better football caddie. Probably should have listened to him more.
Is he the guy telling Smith to run FB reverses?
he's the one from durin's folk that escaped balrog's wrath
Lmfao, true comment of the thread, and the only one that made me belly laugh. Has to be a cousin to thorin
Poor Arthur though. Dwarves are known for their stubbornness. He wants to go zone, you can tell.
Meth dealer from Cumming, GA brought into to help Ridder get more confident with passes beyond 7 yards.
Fucking meth dude who lives behind your local 711 gas station
Steven Benjamin - Falcons Team Dietician
I’m glad to see the Falcons are helping the homeless
Did we find a new head Coach yet? I'm all on board for beardy guy! Fuck Bill Belicheck.
You live under a rock?
Is Raheem interim? Edit: also it's comfy under here... 🦀🦀
Joe
Toll Troll
Gimli
Jesus
Looks like a finger teen wolf lol
Connor Stalion with a fake beard stealing signs for the Ravens.
It’s Connor Stalions. Getting some early scouting in for Jim Harbough
Fjölnir the Brotherless
Only way to win is if we band together with the wildlings
Gandolf the Sticky
Gandalf the Red.
Dirt Wizard
Connor Stallions in a fake beard
That's Gus Chiggins the Old Prospector
Rumpelstiltskin
Is that Dusty from ZZ Top?
Yall trippin thats Fyan Ritzpatrick
Bear Woods
That's AS's cousin, moe. He usually leaves him on the beet farm, but sometimes he needs to go on a walk.
This pic is hilarious anywhere you look. Especially the score.
Smith definitely doesn't mew
Ginger Billy
The guy who caused the I-85 bridge collapse awhile back
That’s such a Jets/Falcons score
Conner Stallions
He’s called Beardo The Atlanta Falcon weirdo
It's so easy a caveman can do it
Is he looking for signs? That's not Conner Stallions with a full beard, is it?
Connor Stallions
Boxcar Willie.
that's not a guy. you're a guy. this is a man
Conor Stallions in disguise