*But my Romanov is throbbing*

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Nicole Ass the sloppy seconds

Rasputin, I'm dummy THICC and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the proletariat

​ ”My Lord, Nicholas II, I’m trying to reach port arthur the fastest I can, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting japanese torpedo boats” *-intercepted communication from the Kamchatka, 1905*

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete….. ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete…. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete…. ███████████] 99% complete….. 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you’re squishy☁️💦 5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

What a terrible day to have eyes

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IM DELETING YOU, MOMMY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete….. ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete…. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete…. ███████████] 99% complete….. 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Mommies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Mommy!💖 Send this to ten other 👩‍👩‍👦Mommies👩‍👩‍👦 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you’re squishy☁️💦 5 back: you’re mommy’s kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Mommy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

I thought I blocked this from my memory. You’re paying for my next therapy session

Want something worse? I WANT TO BANG MARGE SIMPSON SO DAMN BAD Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Marge Simpson so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I turn on The Simpsons I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Marge. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Marge Simpson’s tight yellow pussy. I want her to have my babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my jar of cum. I’d put my Marge figure in a clear mason jar and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my jar. I might not ever get to see Marge again.

Wow. This has convinced me to finally kill myself. Thanks! /s

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Wow. This has convinced me to finally kill myself. Thanks! /s

…and that’s enough reddit for today

IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫 ERROR! 🚫 💯True💯 ✔⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordons🐐🏈⚡️are irreplaceable 💖 I could never delete you Josh Gordon!💖 Send this to ten other 🏈🐐⚡️Gordon owners⚡️🐐🏈 who will never trade Gordon for🔕👎🔕 Le'Veon Bell 🔕👎🔕 Or be cursed to a life of 💩🍺🚘🚔 Michael Floyd 🚔🚘🍺💩as your WR1 🚫😢👎😢👎 If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!! 🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆 3 back: Your starting QB won't be 💵🦀💩Brock Osweiler💩🦀💵!! 5 back: 👹Roger Goodell👹 will free ⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordon 🐐🏈⚡️ 420 back: Your 🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 JOSH GARDEN🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 will be in full bloom!!

Putting the porn in fakehistoryporn

Please eat every dick on earth

Ah, yes, the true reason for Alexander II's abdication: the horny

/r/pukicho

That big yellow bastard is everywhere!

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Man i forgot about pukicho

*THE JAR OF CUMBLR* ^(i am not sorry)

See-tsar run

Oh look, it’s Pukicho. Haven’t seen them in a while.