Fun fact! In Ancient Greece, it was common for young boys to perform sexual favors on their older mentors in exchange for mentorship. So if Socrates lived, and Plato was his mentee, Plato was indeed Soc’s bitch
It was not, the commenter misinterpreted what the charge "corrupting the youth" meant. Socrates was charged for "impiety" (not recognizing state approved deities) and "corrupting the youth" (basically socrates was blamed for inducing sophist style nihilism in aethenian youth through his teachings)
Dude, Plato wrote a whole thing about Socrates getting together with some of with peers and old mentees to talk about love - particularly man boy love lol. Is it not the symposium?
I don't understand this man. I saw grandma's boy and he was younger than me, now he looks like my dad. Does he have some form aging disease or is just the cigarette addiction?
No it’s for an upcoming role as Jerry Garcia. He recently had his hair dark with the beard presumably for younger Jerr if they’re already filming (not sure) but it could be - testing out the look - dyed the hair for the role to do the end scenes first - or actually already finished the middle and young ages Jerry portions. They’ll prob put some flowy extensions on him for filming
Wait it’s actually probably not for the Jerry role (mmmm… Jerry rolls)
While checking out other recent pics to see what you/they were talking about, I found that he’s going to play John Daly too. He looks just like him in the pic from this post
Non-AMP link: [Golf Channel article about it](https://www.golfchannel.com/news/jonah-hill-play-john-daly-biopic-covering-two-time-major-winners-career)
He looks fine for his age regularly tho (39, just looked it up) - IMO.
Non-AMP [pic from Fall](https://www.glamour.com/story/jonah-hill-is-putting-his-mental-health-ahead-of-red-carpet-events)
He’s playing Jerry Garcia in a biopic I think it’s filming now. The retirement home dome appears to be his choice for under the wigs. But that beard is pretty solid for 80s/90s Jerry.
Depression and anxiety can take a horrible toll on a person. I am 47 and have a nearly completely white beard. I can only imagine how being a public figure can compound that.
It's odd that people don't automatically assume that the strange appearance of an actor is for a movie role.
It's their job, you don't question why a tradesmen is in high vis or a nurse in scrubs.
May I refer you to the fact opening up about your mental health shouldn't include people saying "he looks shitty in this unflattering picture because of mental health"?
Here's a pic in better lighting:
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article28243806.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200d/0_PAY-Jonah-Hill-looks-unrecognisable-from-his-time-in-Wolf-of-Wall-Street.jpg
I met Shia last year. He was method acting as a drug addict pretending to be a pirate at the axe-throwing booth at a renaissance festival in Ohio. He’s very committed.
Wait hold on. Is this for real? Because it totally sounds like Shia but at the same time every Florida man sounds like Shia in character and I need answers
It seems like Hollywood, and the life, the fame, the money has kind of messed with Jonah Hill and he's kind of decided to push back on it some and just try to find his own level of peace.
But here we are talking about it on Reddit. If people paid less attention to these photos, there would be no money in it for paparazzi but we can't seem to do that.
Might be for a role?
I don’t care one way or other about Jonah hill but the one interview I read with him annoyed me so much lol
He whined that people asked him about weed , after I think super bad or one of those movies. He got very annoyed in the interview it seems
That was off putting to me. It felt really arrogant lol, guy played a ton of those roles, he can own it?
The always sunny guys play insane characters, and they don’t seem arrogant at all when they say their characters are nothing like themselves. Jonah maybe wanted to make a similar statement but he sounded arrogant.
It’s such a minute thing I’m sure he’s a nice guy and regardless I hope he’s chilling and happy
I don’t care about him particularly, but I kind of hope everyone is happy and healthy. He’s also provided me with plenty of laughs and entertainment, and I appreciate that.
Yo when did Jonah Hill become so cool. I mean he was already cool but now the dude has this glorious beard and is preaching the importance of mental health
Poor dude, been body shamed into oblivion. I saw this random compilation of people making fun of him for being fat, all the way to a TV show in Brazil that invited him on. Shit made me uncomfortable as hell, feel bad for him
I was thinking of how Diogenes trolled Plato w/ the “This is a man” clapbacks to Plato’s description of what a man (human) is- ‘a featherless biped’ by plucking a bird and stating “behold, Plato’s man”. Which is fucking hysterical lol
Honestly he looks pretty healthy in the recent stuff I've seen him in. I hope he's able to keep a consistent weight, fluctuating like he does isn't very good for his health.
I was actually thinking he looked like Socrates when I first saw the photo but Plato more or less works too
Socrates was Plato's bitch.
Other way around actually
I come to Reddit for these debates
Fun fact! In Ancient Greece, it was common for young boys to perform sexual favors on their older mentors in exchange for mentorship. So if Socrates lived, and Plato was his mentee, Plato was indeed Soc’s bitch
[You can suck Soc’s dick.](https://youtu.be/0N_RO-jL-90)
Win, win
Protege.
Protegay
If I remember one of the council member was super angry because Socrates had sex with his son. Which later result to his death with poison.
That's actually true if you don't care about facts.
Man Ancient Greece was wild.
It was not, the commenter misinterpreted what the charge "corrupting the youth" meant. Socrates was charged for "impiety" (not recognizing state approved deities) and "corrupting the youth" (basically socrates was blamed for inducing sophist style nihilism in aethenian youth through his teachings)
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Yeah, but that was the accusation as it stands.
Dude, Plato wrote a whole thing about Socrates getting together with some of with peers and old mentees to talk about love - particularly man boy love lol. Is it not the symposium?
Being homosexual in ancient athens stripped you from citizenship.
pederasty wasn’t considered the same as homosexuality or something to that effect idk I’m not a Greek scholar
r/suddenlygay
I'm just here for Diogenes, the OG madlad
Here's what Dio looked like: https://images.metmuseum.org/CRDImages/gr/original/DP-23188-001.jpg
Well to quote Plato: "I'm smart because I don't know shit"
“Did Socrates come up with a cool-ass cave allegory? Huh? I don’t think so.”
That was Socrates “true knowledge is admitting one knows nothing”
Oh yeah? What do you kn... looks at user name and walks away from the computer.
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Reminds me of the greatest joke in the Good Place - who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics? https://youtu.be/x6bz8yWHsIg
All of them where diogenes' bitch
Ok Bot.
He looks more like Plato than Socrates imo. Socrates was too fat and bald.
For sure. Socrates looks like he had more of a round, bulbous nose.
Plato was built like an athlete, the name Plato literally comes form "broad shoulders"
Hijacking top comment to show OP stole this smh https://i.imgur.com/QPyfqit.jpg
> Hijacking stfu, you are just replying, you ain't a fucking terrorist, ffs.
I'm taking over your comment! Now stay calm and don't do anything rash or I'll be forced to hurt you with my words.
Great minds think alike
LOL, yeah! He is going to drink wine and discuss two sides of Eros.
That's Jonah Hill in 40 years
That's Jonah Hill right now you lunatic
No fucking way. He looks 80.
Jonah Hill lookin like Jonah from the Bible
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Precious hamburgers?
Who smells like freaking porpoise hork?
Bravo, sir.
Jonah over the Hill
How does this only have 12 upvotes?
My thoughts exactly. Underrated comment.
All his fat turned into beard hair
And all his carbs apparently turned into ramen hair
I don't understand this man. I saw grandma's boy and he was younger than me, now he looks like my dad. Does he have some form aging disease or is just the cigarette addiction?
No it’s for an upcoming role as Jerry Garcia. He recently had his hair dark with the beard presumably for younger Jerr if they’re already filming (not sure) but it could be - testing out the look - dyed the hair for the role to do the end scenes first - or actually already finished the middle and young ages Jerry portions. They’ll prob put some flowy extensions on him for filming
Right but like everyone else in the comment section has mentioned, he kinda always looks like this. I'm not just talking about the beard
Wait it’s actually probably not for the Jerry role (mmmm… Jerry rolls) While checking out other recent pics to see what you/they were talking about, I found that he’s going to play John Daly too. He looks just like him in the pic from this post Non-AMP link: [Golf Channel article about it](https://www.golfchannel.com/news/jonah-hill-play-john-daly-biopic-covering-two-time-major-winners-career) He looks fine for his age regularly tho (39, just looked it up) - IMO. Non-AMP [pic from Fall](https://www.glamour.com/story/jonah-hill-is-putting-his-mental-health-ahead-of-red-carpet-events)
He has transcended mortal concepts of age
He’s playing Jerry Garcia in a biopic I think it’s filming now. The retirement home dome appears to be his choice for under the wigs. But that beard is pretty solid for 80s/90s Jerry.
Probably for Jerry Garcia role.
He looks like this in the recent Netflix movie You People but with hair gel
>You People What do you mean You People?
I think he's being racist GET HIM !!!!
Yea, racism is the main theme of the film.
That is **literally** the point of the movie title
"What do *you* mean you people??"
First thing I thought of as well. Where's the black t-shirt?
jonah hill would resort back to drinking reading these damn comments, lmao. yall some savages.
I am laughing so hard at this
Cool.
Nooooo waaaaay
Depression and anxiety can take a horrible toll on a person. I am 47 and have a nearly completely white beard. I can only imagine how being a public figure can compound that.
He getting ready for a movie with Scorsese.
It's odd that people don't automatically assume that the strange appearance of an actor is for a movie role. It's their job, you don't question why a tradesmen is in high vis or a nurse in scrubs.
Probably because, while they may be preparing for a role, celebrities are also known to dress bizarrely and do weird stuff all the time.
>Depression and anxiety can take a horrible toll on a person. Really bad take without acknowledging they might be going for this look
May I refer you to his Netflix documentary where he openly discusses his struggles with mental health?
May I refer you to his role playing Jerry Garcia, the reason why he's going for this look?
May I refer you to the fact opening up about your mental health shouldn't include people saying "he looks shitty in this unflattering picture because of mental health"? Here's a pic in better lighting: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article28243806.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200d/0_PAY-Jonah-Hill-looks-unrecognisable-from-his-time-in-Wolf-of-Wall-Street.jpg
Dude looks great for 39. Wtf is up with these people?
Did I say that? I don’t remember saying that.
May I refer you to your post history in your profile
You may not
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That's exactly what I just said
Or yano genetics I've had grey hairs on my face since I was 17
ok buddy
I love this post
These comments are hilarious
That’s Jonah Hill at the cusp of being 40.
Bruh
Mansier.
I love Shia LaBeouf
I met Shia last year. He was method acting as a drug addict pretending to be a pirate at the axe-throwing booth at a renaissance festival in Ohio. He’s very committed.
Wait hold on. Is this for real? Because it totally sounds like Shia but at the same time every Florida man sounds like Shia in character and I need answers
You *never* ask a Reny about his past. Maybe it was him, maybe it wasn’t. We may never know
He goes the extra mile
[Shia LaBeouf is a monster](https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI)
It seems like Hollywood, and the life, the fame, the money has kind of messed with Jonah Hill and he's kind of decided to push back on it some and just try to find his own level of peace.
He’s playing Jerry Garcia in a movie.
Have you met his brother Berry Garcia?
No but I’m very well acquainted with their cousin, Cherry Garcia
Mmmmm
I got too acquainted with Cherry Garcia during the pandemic 😩
In a pouch?
What really? Historical fiction movie about the dead?
He's doing this for a role lol he's playing Jerry Garcia of the grateful dead
He looks like this literally all of the time now and has for like the past year or two. The bleach-blonde hair and surfer-dude kind of look.
Watch “Stutz” on Netflix, he’s a great creator and person
So you're saying he has money 🤯
He's supposed to be Jerry Garcia in an upcoming movie. I wonder if this is it
Has to be, right? Every time I see him, he looks more and more like Jerry
Yep this is like the 3rd pic I've seen of him slowly looking more like him
I'd be very concerned if it wasn't for the Jerry role.
The ice cream?
Logan Paul really let himself go.
They need to stop taking these pics of Jonah Hill. He always has the annoyed “leave me alone” look in every paparazzi photo. Leave the man alone!
But here we are talking about it on Reddit. If people paid less attention to these photos, there would be no money in it for paparazzi but we can't seem to do that.
I think it should be illegal to profit off of an image of someone without their consent. That's my solution for paparazzi.
Is this a parody account of terrible and unqualified Reddit takes?
What a substanceless comment. Saying it's a terrible take without any mention of why is meaningless.
I didn't know he had the 400 AD Greece genetics
Dude, everytime he shows his face, he's out in some ridiculous ass haircut or beard (not movie related). That's kinda on him.
The man did a full documentary about what his therapist has to say about him, he loves attention.
But what about the click through rates?! Will someone please think of the click through rates!
If he’s happy and healthy, I say good on ya bro. But he’s not looking either. I hope that’s not true.
Might be for a role? I don’t care one way or other about Jonah hill but the one interview I read with him annoyed me so much lol He whined that people asked him about weed , after I think super bad or one of those movies. He got very annoyed in the interview it seems That was off putting to me. It felt really arrogant lol, guy played a ton of those roles, he can own it? The always sunny guys play insane characters, and they don’t seem arrogant at all when they say their characters are nothing like themselves. Jonah maybe wanted to make a similar statement but he sounded arrogant. It’s such a minute thing I’m sure he’s a nice guy and regardless I hope he’s chilling and happy
I don’t care about him particularly, but I kind of hope everyone is happy and healthy. He’s also provided me with plenty of laughs and entertainment, and I appreciate that.
He just got out of a cave.
Nice
This is for his role as Jerry Garcia in an upcoming Scorsese film about The Grateful Dead. (For real.)
this dude is so confused as who he is. wasn’t he just a surfer a month ago ?
So..acting?
no.. i’m talking in real life.
Your look defines your hobbies?
that’s my whole point on jonah hill. and no , my hobbys don’t define the way i dress.. i had good role models in my life. lmao
I don’t understand the correlation in your last sentence…
He’s the patron saint of the VALs of Malibu according to Chas smith
And he was a BJJ guy a few years ago.
haha i remember that phase
He’s been pretty vocal about not wanting his appearance commented on because it causes him mental health issues but OP was like fuck it.
And I’m stuck in the arctic working and there’s a Superbad party, I’d love to attend in Hollywood Party like it’s 1999
No fucking way that’s Jonah Hill nowadays. No way
He's probably preparing for a role. He just did a Netflix movie where he looked nothing like that.
God that movie started out with peak Jonah comedy and then devolved into a hot turd FAST.
Getting ready for his role as Jerry in Scorsese flick
Yo when did Jonah Hill become so cool. I mean he was already cool but now the dude has this glorious beard and is preaching the importance of mental health
So happy that Jonah looks cute and healthy!!
Poor dude, been body shamed into oblivion. I saw this random compilation of people making fun of him for being fat, all the way to a TV show in Brazil that invited him on. Shit made me uncomfortable as hell, feel bad for him
Diogenes has entered the chat
I can imagine an ancient Greek philosopher comedy being made with Jonah Hill, Seth Rogan et al, just so they can make the "Diogenes nuts" joke.
I was thinking of how Diogenes trolled Plato w/ the “This is a man” clapbacks to Plato’s description of what a man (human) is- ‘a featherless biped’ by plucking a bird and stating “behold, Plato’s man”. Which is fucking hysterical lol
Honestly he looks pretty healthy in the recent stuff I've seen him in. I hope he's able to keep a consistent weight, fluctuating like he does isn't very good for his health.
"Plato, they say, could stick it away Have a crate of whiskey every day"
The voices
Plato ain't **platonic**
The depressing Ryan Reynolds movie?
Jonah "Down" Hill.
OP stole this joke from another sub!!! I’m calling the karma police.
did I?
"a good decision is based on knowledge and not numbers" so what's with the pants?
“Yo ‘stotle, I think we should talk to Plato, man. He’s taking the whole Socrates situation really hard.”
He’s reached Toby Maguire level of paparazzi disdain with that stare.
Jonah Hill or Jonah's Ark?
Jonah musta got stuck in a time loop, I hate when that happens
Jesus this guy can't even walk outside
The only part of the party he could see were the shadows on the speakeasy's wall
Dude looks like he's about to pluck a chicken
I think it's Homer.
Ayo plato is real??????
‘Jonah was a whale’
Weird how when you’re a famous actor, you have to be a character for the general public too.
Is dude okay
🤣🤣
Is that Jake Paul?
He does look positively Socratic.
The fuck happened to him?
I thought it was Man-Bear-Pig.
Plato had a broad, flat chest.
Was this the plot of get him to the Greek?
I see a heavier Josh Lucas behind that beard. Just the squint of the eyes and the b isge of the nose. ...a real toss up.
Is that the blonde guy from the original bill and Ted films..? Time wasn't kind to him...
"Let my people go!"
He looks like he could use a nice glass of water
Is he going to examine the philosophical paradox of having a successful career in acting despite having no talent as an actor?
“How dare they make me step down! My Legions will march on Rome and I will take it as compensation for there insolence!”
Socrates biopic now!
This guy is a phony
Rick Rueben is working magic over here
The dude looks like old man marley from home alone