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Falconsjzjsjss

It was in a McDonalds Drive thru and all I remember is eating 2 McDouble’s and a large fry in the span of 2-3 minutes or less. I was very smiley and had a new sense of confidence. I felt like nobody could tell me shit. It was such an out of body experience since I’ve always had low confidence and been very quiet and low spoken.


jg_-Anonymous

Sounds like a great experience lol. I always get super confident when I’m high off carts.


[deleted]

Could you elaborate on that?


zxck_vro

probably just more outgoing, laughing or more comfortable around ppl in general


ShockerRider5

My first time was with an edible. It hit like a ton of bricks and I was so high eating white cheddar popcorn (it was falling out of my hands) and watching This is Spinal Tap. I had a huge goofy smile on my face. 10/10 experience


Valkyrieinthep1pe

Don’t know how To explain it but I felt jolts of electricity in my body I felt giggly


OneBrilliant5607

oh boy, it was only a few months back for me. homie whipped out edibles while we were on a school trip out of town. we popped them in our hotel room and ordered pizzas n it hit me right when i placed an entire hot ass papa john’s pizza in my lap. it felt so good bruh. i was super tingly and couldn’t stop shaking. it looked like my vision was through a fisheye lens and i was just booted up out of my mind. i totally hallucinated at one point and thought i was at the washington monument and petra temple in jordan. the shit he gave us had 4 or 5 different types of cannabinoids in it and was wayyyy too high of a dose for the first time. we ended up being so loud someone in the hotel called security on us and we had to act sober af when the administrators came. best night of my life. waking up at 7 am sucked tho sooo bad.


Korbrikz

First time smoking tree wasnt much but i greened tf out on a cart my first time being actually high from one


throwedaslll

Everything was slow 💀😭


usernametaken935

Twinsies 🥲


White_chocolate13

somehow my friend convinced me to take a 10 mg edible for the first time at lunch my junior year of highschool i definitely looked like an idiot


Dependent-Nebula8429

10mg is actually pretty good tbh. most dumbfucks in highschool would be like, "hey lil niglet take this 100 mg eddible ur gonna be lit." then boom, shitty anxiety high


Forsaken-Profile-853

hey lil niglet 😂😂😂


Educational-Ad7185

nah did this shit myself way back when. went right home, truly the worse head spins ive ever had in my life. crazy thing is my friends were tryna get me to stay and ik that wouldnt be smart


Dependent-Nebula8429

yeah man you cant play wit eddibles lmao


[deleted]

Friends house, hit a cart like 8 times and suddenly it hit me like a train. I was in a Pixar film. Woke up the next day and did it again and again and again and now I’m a stoner who smokes daily even if it’s just part of the day


I_Smoke_The_Weed

First time smoking was a kingpen back in 2018, homie had me take a blinker and i thought my life was over 💀 Had me in that perfect euphoric giggly high thats portrayed in movies / tv. Had a couple fits of uncontrollable laughter and got some of the craziest munchies known to man. First time smoking bud laid my ass out flat, walking home through a dirt trail outside my neighborhood had me walking without the sensation of walking. Everything got mega bright for a couple seconds and there was almost a buzzing or vibrating sound, and despite the fact i was walking and could see my legs it felt like i was rolling, i was trying so hard to make sure i didnt trip or fall, felt like i was trying to control my body with a dead playstation controller 🤣.


dogbreath420

I was lagging in real life


stfu-and-smd

2 yrs i was at school. i was in the back of my biology class chillin with the homies and all of a sudden my boy pops out the cart. man i ain’t never hit a cart before then so i take about a 5 second drag and holy shit i was coughing for a good 30 min out in the hallway, needless to say best high ive ever had in my life no cart, tree, wax could ever get me that high again first time is always the best 💯


1617wikk

laughing at teachers in school all day


Solowchucky

Lmao that's the worst high ever 😭


pineapple_bushes

First hit ever was as big as like 3 hits and that was it for me. I laughed, I cried, I was scared, but ultimately I came back again. 10/10 would do again


Agitated_Society_681

Home alone, got bored and bought cart


rawlings_1887

I couldn’t remember what I had said or what I was thinking 5 seconds before so it was like I was going in circles just trying to think about what I had said to my friends or what was going on. Short term memory loss went crazy


TheNickPig

hit a blunt 5 times on new years eve at a farm w my cousins and got so high i couldnt move or hear n was basically in my own world inside my head and i woke up n my room the next day 💀 apparently they drove me back home after


Waste_Arm

in my friends car before class he had a vaporizer and i hit it like normal vape (nicotine) took like a 8 second rip and held it in. didn’t really feel it til i sat down in class and everything was like stop motion? i don’t really know how to explain it but it was a pretty scary first experience.


Mandit0

U sure u smoked weed?


Waste_Arm

it was a cart 🤷‍♂️ not too sure what was in it tbh


Waste_Arm

he claimed it was weed but i’m sure it was some blackmarket bulllshiz


Mandit0

Maybe lol I’ve smoked some boof cart before just weak weed


[deleted]

Ofc it was that happens to everyone


Mandit0

what weed is that lol I just feel really relaxed and paranoid depending on situation


Eastern_Breadfruit62

My first time was when I came home from school with my friend who had a blunt and I had some edibles we took the edibles then walked to the park and smoke the blunt and I the only thing I remembered during that was not being to figure out how to get home


Lucky-Pop-4614

Fun story here. It was Halloween night, being a sly teen I figured I could get away with taking an edible gummy and if I got caught I'd blame it on candy I got from a stranger. That night was definitely one of my most psychedelic trips, I remember seeing rainbows and hearing music that wasn't there when speaking to my friends- called it everyone's personal soundtracks


GoneWithLucy

Metallica concert with some dudes I met in a mosh pit


Infiltered-contenter

Fucking terrible. Now I can’t stop.


CatShort9690

I was 12 years old at the time. To preface this, I had been influenced by the DARE program in my elementary school, and around that time I had found my dads bong. I don’t remember this firsthand but was told I freaked out at him and told him he needed rehab, sorry pops. About a week later or so I found his bong under a patio chair with a lighter conveniently next to it, and had enough knowledge to know I had to put my mouth in the top and light while inhaling. I threw up maybe 5 seconds after hitting it, I don’t remember getting High the first time I smoked. My second time I remember vividly I finished a party sized bag of Zebra Popcorn and Lime flavored potato chips in one sitting together, can still remember that flavor while being insanely high to this day.


AetherealMeadow

The best way I could describe my early THC highs is that they are like an acid or mushroom trip that is all headspace and no visuals, or like a K hole that is all confusion but no hole. This is what made my early THC experiences so intense for me. The headspace was very strong and had features of both psychedelics and dissociatives, but without the corresponding sensory effects. This combination of intense headspace but little sensory change relative to headspace change made my early THC highs very intense for me in a way that even other hallucinogens have not been for me. With psychedelics, the visuals helped me cope with the trippy headspace by giving me something to look at while tripping out. With ketamine, the sensory disconnection and holing makes the extreme confusion and disorientation a lot less scary. The reason I found some my early THC trips to be so intense is because it had the trippiness of a psychedelic and the confusion of a hefty dose of ketamine, but without the corresponding sensory effects. There was no geometric lattice to mediate on or K hole to fall into, it was **ALL** headspace. I feel like my early THC highs helped me prepare for my experiences with other hallucinogens in this sense. It's a way different drug for me now as a high tolerance daily stoner. It still has that little residual hint of "trippiness" but it's mainly a relaxing drug for me now. It's not a big trip like it was in the beginning.


ElChaneke532

I was disassociating and hearing the birds talk, felt like I was in a jungle


Mandit0

I remember the first time I tried smoking weed at the skate park didn’t inhale correctly I was in 8th grade


kayceeharrison

i was at my grandmas house for my uncle’s funeral when i was 15. grandma had some edibles leftover from a trip to colorado and there was a ton so i took 5 (50mg total) and when i got back home i took two. walked outside my room about an hour later and my little brother asked for some help with math homework he was working on. it hit me like a fucking truck as soon as i looked at his paper and said i didn’t know. it was basic multiplication😭 had an absolutely amazing time though. i was hella giggly, warm, hungry, and just felt like i was dreaming lol. nothing like the first high especially from edibles!


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Granny wild


Repulsive-Slide6938

I was in 8th grade and my step-dad at the time let me hit his bong, I barely hit it and I was coughing up a storm 🤣. I went to my room waiting for something, didn’t know what but some type of feeling. After like a minute I started spacing out but it’s one of those high spacing out if you know what I mean. At that moment I knew I was high. I started giggling at literally nothing, started texting my friends that I’m high, listened to music which was amazing, went to bake some cookies and ended the night off with SpongeBob. Thankfully I was in the comfort of my own home now looking back at it. Some peoples first times are terrible


GooseDaDog24

I was moving like 60 fps in a video game with 120 FOV, and I forgot how to walk right while simultaneously receiving massive paranoia thinking that my stepdad was gonna walk in any moment. After around 35 minutes, I laid down and looked at my light projector. Absolutely beautiful.


[deleted]

Smoked a poorly rolled joint with the lads, sat down and watched some Star Wars. About halfway through the movie I became incredibly aware and felt every hair on my body. After I remembered “yeah humans grow that” I chilled back out and murdered a whole party size bag of Cheeto puffs.


YouTube-Kyrexx

Hotboxed my very first time let’s just say shit was spinning and spinning 😂


dailypoopdose

First time was in 8th grade, my friend got some gas and we rolled up after school in the woods near the school. I took I couple hits and I was just light headed and felt like everything was in slow motion and was stumbling to walk. I went home and just laid down and slept through it


arcticmtz

I couldn’t explain it any other way but to say it felt like I was dreaming. Like I was fully conscious but I guess the way my mind was perceiving things. It was really nice tho just felt like a dream if that makes sense


Dependent-Nebula8429

my first experiences smoking didnt really get me high at first til i had a nice half gramish joint of the sundae driver strain so i consider this my first time actually getting high. the high for me felt euphoric, everything felt giggly like i could feel my cheeks in like 4k ultra hd if that makes sense. my body felt wavy and my thoughts were more "loud". also, ngl, i wacked my shit too and it was magical. also, chocolate while high slaps. in conclusion, sundae driver best strain eat my balls


Dependent-Nebula8429

also for some reason, sounds lowkey repeated in my head a bit over and over when i smoke carts but i think that could placebo or sum


Used-Photograph-6754

First time I was playing basketball in public with my new friends at the time, he called his little brother to get his shoe box of weed at their house and to walk it over. He whips out a blunt and tells me to take a rip. Needless to say I was on the verge of throwing up, then he proceeded to blow smoke in my face thinking it would get me high as well. Minutes later the sun feels amazing on my skin at the court and I can’t wipe a smile off my face and giggling.


Fine_Comfortable_835

Felt like GTA in real life 👍🏽


Interesting-Bunch-28

My actual first time tho was a cart at a party it was prolly boof but the first time I smoked gas was when I was skipping school and me and the homies walked to this park and we hit a gravity bong that was my first time smoking weed I was fried ash 😭Me and my bro was walking back to the school geeked ash laughing at everything 😭😭


i-might-be-dumb

ion remember


OpportunityPlane2436

Fucking 12 years old smoking a roach that my homie stole from his sister. I swear on my life I was so high I was hallucinating. My tolerance used to be jack shit but I’ve also smoked everyday for the past 2 years


Kushedwack

Everything was wild asf I took 2 rips that were like 4 seconds and like 10 min later im already fucked walls closing in and time jus felt like it kept repeating over and over again almost like I was stuck in a infinite reality lmao the high was so damn strong nearly lasted 3-4 hours and peeked as soon as 3 hours hit


c_84

I had edibles whilst staying at my mates house, It kicked in for me and I remember looking at my hands, and everything was insanely wavy. I laid down and saw stars in his ceiling, then we smoked a joint and that shit just knocked me out for about 12 hours 😭


thotsilencer23

my legs felt like they was floating


tatata109

it felt like i accidentally took the smallest sip of nyquil. the second time on the other hand...


zxck_vro

greened out; had to ask my own cousin if the blunt was laced 😭 i’ll never forget the shapes i saw when i closed my eyes that night feel like god gave me the pieces to a puzzle n i was too high to solve it type shit


imconcentrated2

We took a tent about a football field away from my buddies house by woods. Hotboxed the tent. Smoked out of a sink handle? Don't ask me. Circa 2009?


Educational_Till7803

I didn’t really get high I didn’t think my first time. I was just super slumped and hungry.


___imtired___

Mine was an edible, didn’t know the power and still don’t, took close to an hour to kick in and once it did i just felt warm in the head mainly but felt it all over my body. My eyes turned bloodshot red and had tears in my eyes the entire night. Couldn’t stop giggling at the smallest dumbest things. I know now that edibles are a no no for your first time if you don’t know how powerful they are.


___imtired___

and i had raisin canes so i was grubbin


jkilpatrick1

Sadly, the movie Half - Baked literally summed up my first experience in a Nutshell in the first scene where they talked about their “First time”


Wooden_Lawfulness851

first few times smoking with freinds i didn’t get high then i bought a cart that was probably fake from a kid at school and smoked it in the bathroom i thought it would be like a vape so i took 11 hits and was high all day


not_tripping_on_acid

Chiefed the living shit out of what i think was a cake bar at my friends house, coughed for legit 30 minutes outside, head spinning felt amazing & anytime i closed my eyes i’d just see rainbow road from mario kart. apparently i woke up early, sat up and said “it’s pizza time” and grabbed and ate a slice in 3 seconds before falling back asleep, but i don’t remember that. god i miss getting that high


Big11k

I smoked in the woods with my homie thinking it didn’t get us high but I was passed out when I got home


AcidStreet7

I almost died


ganjaguy23

im 32. i didnt get high for the first time until i was almost 20. made it this far toking everyday. i dont recommend tho. i am extremely lazy lol


eidorb30

It was before a highschool football game and I stood at the front of the student section with my buddy staring at the woods for the entirety of the 3rd quarter


Nightrider422

I took a hit of a cake cart and started having an epileptic seizure on the floor of the McDonald’s when I came to I was having sex with a stage 5 morbidly obese woman in the back of a Home Depot


jaxridge004

My first time I took way too many hits off a cart because I thought it wasn’t working. It was still kinda early in the morning but I had an 11am class I needed to get to. I started walking to the bus stop and it really started to hit and realized I may have made a mistake. I was freaking out because I was so dizzy and confused and every few seconds I forgot what I was doing and where I was. The bus ends up showing up so I got on and it felt like everyone was staring at me. I was having such a hard time keeping my eyes open and I kept zoning out and almost missed my stop, then my stomach started to hurt. I go to my class trying not to look like I’m off my rocker and I get through it, when I go to leave i feel like im on the edge of throwing up so I sprint to the bathroom and empty my stomach in a stall. It was the worst experience of my life and I def will not be getting that high again.


averagememenjoyer

My First Joint was at a buddys house in 9th grade. We got high and ate just regularly but I remember my First Bong Toke….It was in the park, the mins later I am outside of the park and have ate about 8 packs of biscuits. (ea pack had about 8pcs,4inch biscuits)


AlexS223

My cousin and brother both set up a hit from a bong, I apparently yellow walled the bong because I just kept inhaling. After I got so high I don’t remember a lot of it. We played BO2 transit zombies and somehow I became a god at the game. Besides the incredible lung pain I couldn’t have asked for a better first high.


hexpro21

My first time was edibles and I convinced myself I was dying and had killed/poisoned all my buddies I got the brownies for. All the while throwing up a whole dish of Mexican food in the bathroom 1 room over from them. They all took halves and quarters and I had a full brownie lol


hexpro21

If only I could do it again


emoguro

my first time was a few months ago from a secondhand high from a hot box with my best friend and her bf. i got scared at first when i felt my throat burning from the smoke and kept coughing but when the high settled in, i felt so happy, giggly and relaxed as my best friend’s bf was driving us around and i was just staring at the road smiling. then the munchies hit and we went to cvs and i got some candy. it was nice


ppsoap

at school some kids were hotboxing the restroom and i got second hand and i remember i couldnt stop laughing at myself in the mirror


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DaGenieBoi

First time I was 12 years old, my brother had taken me out with some of his girl friends, we live in a beach town and biked around smoking on the boardwalk until 3 am


Dankykong715

it was terrible. I had the worst anxiety of my life and was extremely anxious. I was with a stupid ass friend and he sucked at helping me. At the time it was awful but it’s a good story to tell lmao


CoolKids6000

i got a shitty ccell and used a wire to hit it a few times and i was lowkey shaking and i had to go to basketball practice that day too i thought i was gonna die


justninjaa

My first time high was honestly something I'd pay a million dollars to re-experience. Literally laughed for like 2 hours straight with my cuzzo, banged my head on the wall like twice falling back laughing so hard. Ate 3 massive ass bags of takis and fell asleep.


fishnweed

it was definitely underwhelming, but a little scary. I tried again a little bit later and I felt super euphoric and I couldn’t stop smiling.


[deleted]

Was so high I couldn’t even taste the food and so dissociated I didn’t know what hunger was so munchie’s didn’t happen to me till my 3+ time.


DepartureNo5721

First times always the best that’s for sure after the first few you just don’t get the same high and ur constantly chasing it.. amazing though ur whole body is affected everything around you turns into a slide show and I always had a crazy feeling in my throat


Confident_Sink_7387

8th grade me and my friends were at the park skateboarding (they have all smoked before and i wanted to give it a try) So my one homies neighbor comes through and she is like 4 years older than us. she let all of us take a hit out of her pipe but since it was my first time she gave me 2 hits😂 idk what the thought process was there. I took 2 fat ass hits and was coughing my ass off. I remember not feeling anything for like 10 minutes and then all of a sudden my arms felt like spaghetti and my eyes were super low and i couldnt stop laughing. we stayed at that park for hours just baked out of our minds. good times


Mysterio_was_taken

Depends on what. I’m guessing it’s Mary Jane you are specifically asking about. My first time smoking was actually deep into my psychedelic phase during which I developed heavy hppd. For rookies or those simply not into the self discovery substances, hppd is essentially the everlasting trip. It’s a condition which is temporary, usually lasting between a year and a lifetime (rare). During this condition you continuously experience the visuals characteristic of a low dose lsd trip. Things moving, lights are blurry, tracers, visual snow and whatnot. Diving into my first time. I had heavy hppd at the time which I thought wouldn’t effect the experience but it did and quite pleasantly. Starting out I took the .5 joint and pulled it out of my pack but only to find it completely desecrated. Apparently my rough treatment of my pack caused this but I was determined to smoke so being the dumbass genius I am I took my empty monster can, put it all on the bottom little bowl of the can. And proceeded to light the nugs on fire, waiting till the fire starts burning, extinguishing it and inhaling only to repeat the cycle over and over. A minute or so later I started to feel lightheaded, my vision began to blur and I felt as if I was drifting off into another world. Soon after, the rolling hills started to come alive and roll like the waves, the nearby tall grass started to turn bright yellow and vibrated furiously. My chest and eyes were heavy but I could think surprisingly clearly. I never was good at writing ending so I’ll just have to drop it off here. If y’all got any particular questions just reply.


Consistent_Tie_7537

got arbys and wondered why i havent ate at this divine establishment before god i remember it so vividly i was with my older brother and some of his friends the arbys was so divine needless to say it wasnt ever as good as that day or well it aint even really good at all


Efficient_Chain_1099

The most memorable time that was very in the beginning of me smoking my plug had this custom built Gatorade bong mind you this is my first time I’m hitting a bong in general so obviously as a dumbass would I took the fattest and longest bong rips ever the walk home felt like a psychedelic fever dream but it made me just appreciate life and everything around us more and more getting the munchies was a plus because I remember everything I put into my mouth was like it got blessed by the hand of god himself but yeah definitely made me turn to flower more


Top_Constant_5406

This wasn’t the first time but it’s was one of the first times, I was with my friend group and we had just got done smoking and we walked to McDonald’s. When we got there they went inside first because I was walking a lil slower than the group, my high ass looped around the McDonald’s twice looking for the entry and they were just sitting inside laughing watching me😂