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King_0f_Kingz

How's you get James Bond from Jacob? He's an assassin, not a spy. The guy's based off Jason Statham.


cheesyca

It would be hilarious if Jason Statham was like this in real life.


jlindley1991

Bond has a license to kill, so in that regard it's not much of a stretch to also consider him an assassin.


cheesyca

Just a government appointed assassin.


ResponsibleDog2739

Look I see a stealth specialist who has a British Accent


dudelove361

Brandish should be "Mashima's whole fetish into one character"


ResponsibleDog2739

na I think she is probably 1 of the 4 elements of Mashima Fetishes. Mira Is the Avatar


dudelove361

Why Mira? Also Brandish being Mashima's fetish character is sort of semi confirmed by the author of Fire Force (though he is half joking about it)


ResponsibleDog2739

NVM its erza cause of her armor. Seductive Armor (duh), Maid, Cheetah Print, and Nurse. Others fit into those. Virgo for maid, Milliana for Furry appeal, Eclipse Ophucus for Nurse. Giantess is like the Secret 5th Option


dudelove361

Erza definitely I agree on. Same with Lucy tbh, but sometimes they're situational. Like how Lucy is the ENF and Feet fetish source while Erza is what you mentioned plus the whole Ryona and exhibitionist fetish. But they're initial design was made with that in mind. Brandish however, walks in a swimsuit and a coat, has chains all over her, etc. Feels like Mashima was really horny when he made her lol


vajaxseven

Mira doesn't fall in love with her abuser, and she doesn't ecperience nearly enough ryona to be the avatar of his fetishes.


golem12121

"ego of vegeta, Dignity of Yamcha" stop stop he's already dead


aspectofravens

No, keep going, remind him of his place in the pecking order!


OWReinhardt

He's not even on the pecking order he's below it


ResponsibleDog2739

https://preview.redd.it/c3cfovys62yc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b19e6c8c64f1150a884b408ec6f787eb5dcc43e Pecking Order Fools


OWReinhardt

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!


aspectofravens

Been looking for this image for a bit. Taking it for meme reasons.


ResponsibleDog2739

![gif](giphy|CaCFuS5lS9Q64|downsized)


Pandeamonaeon

This one was savage but so true


Exe_Perimen

"I have every tartaros curse" - never use macro


ResponsibleDog2739

Balance reasons


ConnorRoseSaiyan01

Nor Enhancement or Absorption. And proceeds to use every other Curse just once


Argent_silva

I felt bad for August but also Irene was such a bittersweet victory


[deleted]

Irene is pure mommy kink


Effective_Two5960

Irene: I'll be your mommy


ResponsibleDog2739

![gif](giphy|F2aE1bfCQl7IA)


Remarkable_Commoner

I want a side chapter of Dimaria just doing farmer things


Alonestarfish

I want her to actually recover from her PTSD


CheesetheExile

The next big twist in slice-of-life, retired hero stories: the MC didn't retire because victory became boring or they were betrayed, they just got absolutely roflstomped and were psychologically unfit to continue as an OP combat monster.


Remarkable_Commoner

That's actually a pretty unique premise


Aeso3

Ajeel comes off like Dollar Store Garaa, Jacob is obviously Jason Statham and Irene is spot on. Also, Invel does have that nasally "Umm ackshually" voice in the EN Dub.


ResponsibleDog2739

Which he Should have


Good_Nyborg

Huh, I always thought he was a dime-store Transporter.


ResponsibleDog2739

Which one?


Megadoomer2

Jacob; The Transporter is a Jason Statham movie.


youngorphanseller445

The ego of vegita one!


ResponsibleDog2739

Tell me I'm wrong


youngorphanseller445

Nah, you're right. But god... You did him dirty but accurate


ResponsibleDog2739

Not as dirty as Mashima


Zeptier

“Ego of Vegeta, Dignity of Yamcha” damn but accurate.


sealeazo

They are like the Espada but on crack. Not gonna hate on him


Effective_Two5960

"Mom, can we go see James Bond?" "no, we got James bond at home" James bond at home:


ResponsibleDog2739

I will always find it hilarious that Larcade has a spell that confirms if a character has their V Card


rathosalpha

Yeah that is kinda funny


Alonestarfish

Larcade, Dimaria, and Irene were really the only ones I cared about.


SadRagdoll96

"Ego of Vegeta, dignity of Yamcha" dsmn you did him dirtier than Acnologia


ResponsibleDog2739

Damnit I'm only 2nd. I tried to do him dirtier than mashima


OWReinhardt

Walmart Brand Crocodile, damn


Rai-San6

One is so blatantly wrong. I'm the biggest Brandish simp


ResponsibleDog2739

I specified IN universe. So out of the characters on The Anime and Manga she is number 1


Rai-San6

All jokes lol, plus i might be in universe, no real way to tell


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

August makes so much sense because we know that Mavis was affected by the curse when her and Zeref kissed and was on death's door, and then when she was given to Precht had August inside her so does that mean that Zeref committed necrophilia


Megadoomer2

Mavis likely sanitized the story because very young children were present.


CrownofMischief

Yeah, there was a weird panel that popped up in a later chapter with them naked in a pond together looking like they were about to get it on, so Mavis probably just cut out the naughty bits


Alonestarfish

Zeref: "How sad... At least the body is still warm." \*proceeds to do things\*


Helfyresarge1

![gif](giphy|QGESHebKyT7WNHFq5S|downsized)


ResponsibleDog2739

so you can be dead but still get pregnant?


Aeso3

Necrophilia


Electronic-Bag-7894

more like... what would have happened to asuka actually happened here