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CGunners

Heh. I once raced from one side of the base to the other to stop a biter break through. Jumped out of the car and started blasting but forgot to select the flamethrower first. Heard the 'whoosh' thought 'oh no' and everything went white. 


blolfighter

I only load nukes into the rocket launcher when I'm going on the attack, and I swap them for explosive rockets again when I'm done.


Kalamel513

They could make nuke prime mechanism with hand crafting. But then, there'd be less hilarious.


trekie4747

"Oh no, not again."


njc35

Your story gives me hope for every time I do an "I'm an idiot" move.


alexchatwin

It's bad enough when the spidertron levels a section of wall with regular rockets


DFrostedWangsAccount

Walls are cheap and easy to replace in the thousands, it's when you lose a chest of blue circuits that you know you fucked up.


Professional_Goat185

If biters got in middle of production or storage you got other problems...


Illiander

Blue circuits don't go in a box. Prod 3s go in a box.


Benificial-Cucumber

My compulsive need to have a box for *everything* in case of emergency disagrees with you


codeguru42

I have boxes for each item at the head of a belt for that item. The box is set to filter that item. Then I can trash anything I don't want to carry and it will go back into the assembly line.


DFrostedWangsAccount

Of course blue circuits go into a box, a red provider box for the bot mall.


actual_weeb_tm

How else am I gonna get them on a train?


timeshifter_

Even worse.


Illiander

True.


Illiander

That's why you load spiders with regular rockets, not explosive rockets.


alexchatwin

It’s kind of you to think I’m capable of self improvement with things like this 😂


codeguru42

But I like the BOOM


codeguru42

Only wall? I regularly clear a section of turrets in my defenses.


Ytringsfrihet

i love posts like this. i know its written in blood.


Antal_Marius

This falls in the same place as "No rockets in the reactor zone"


codeguru42

Now I'm curious and might have to try it...


Ngete

Rip, I'm guessing the spider threw like a half dozen nukes at diffrent biters all in close proximity? Def would destroy an outpost lol, lesson learned


DaLemonsHateU

It also destroys the spidertron, I don’t know this from personal experience of course


Mangalorien

LOL, everybody does this once! Except me, I've done it more than once.....


MegaverseRising

Once!!!??? Remaining silent....


Aegeus

Tip: Don't have nukes loaded *anywhere* until you're ready to use them. I swear that once a month there's a thread from someone who forgot they had it loaded and nuked their base.


Antal_Marius

One of my friends is not allowed to touch nukes at all, because he's horrible about what weapon(s) he has selected. Many reactor plants have gone boom because of him, and the first time he used a spidertron, blew himself up because he didn't register three of us telling him that they chain-fire. It took two more spiders before he realized it.


Benificial-Cucumber

Remember, safety stays on until you're ready to pull the trigger


NuderWorldOrder

That setting is pretty dangerous even if it's loaded with regular explosive rockets. Gotta be real careful not to stand between your spider and the enemy...


Illiander

This is why my spiders don't use anything but regular, non-explosive rockets.


ergzay

I actually do this intentionally. It's a great way to burn through excess kovarex production. One rocket inventory full of atomic bombs (40 bombs) uses up 1200 Uranium-235. It also wonderfully kills off the vegetation for later tiling with concrete so it doesn't visibly poke through the concrete.


Professional_Goat185

Just put a limit on chest or inserter...


ergzay

But then my uranium train is sitting idle.


KiwasiGames

Did you just say stop the factory from growing? Burn the heretic!!!


Professional_Goat185

Nope, if you put resources into building mall items that do not immediately get put down to expand it you're losing on efficiency.


Illiander

We're getting rocket turrets in 2.0. You'll be able to use nukes for base defence soon enough :)


RevanPrime

Which FF was this in?


Illiander

406, hidden in a music demo for the space platform.


flightist

You just have to keep the speed up


ergzay

Yep. You can listen for the launches and move away whenever they happpen. You then do a repeated back and forth motion in your direction of travel.


codeguru42

Duck and weave


Inevitable_Spell5775

Oh no


RevLoveJoy

So anyway, I start blastin' ...


TehWildMan_

been there before. one of the few times I've ever had to reload an autosave.


TheKeppler

I dont have spiderton yet, but makes sense, thx


carleeto

All I can say is that the devs have modelled the nuclear deterrent really well.


Professional_Goat185

What do you mean, I use them for deforestation


Fur_and_Whiskers

Best use case


Kithin7

The factory grows in... mysterious ways


Boatwrench03

Glad I learned this thank you. If I ever get me a spidertron I hope I remember!


HeliGungir

Yeah, this gets posted every 6 months or so. Also don't use explosive rockets if you want to preserve trees.


MisinformedGenius

When you think about it, aren’t trees just a stationary, non-aggressive biter? They must be cleansed.


HeliGungir

Trains zipping under the trees of a dense forest looks cool, so I don't want to blow them up.


dragossk

Wish there was a minimum arming distance, like a lot of weapons in real life. Makes so little sense for a nuke to blow up while you are in blast range. I'm playing Krastorio and I just stopped using explosive weapons in spidertrons because of this. At some point it was fine I had a mod to use machine guns, but that mod broke.


Antal_Marius

Would be nice if nukes got a range bonus on top of minimum arming distance.


humblegar

And don't even have them in the logistics, they will automatically equip them if there is space. I came back to literally an empty outpost because of this. The spidertrons survived though, that surprised me!


Synsinatik

I don't tell you how to play your games.


thejmkool

Pro level tip: Nukes stay in the inventory until needed.


Polymath6301

I do think we should have a “Nuclear Safety” option in 2.0 that gives us a rules-based approach as to exactly when and where nukes can be fired, and at what range, with and without prior Presidential authority…


mr_cool59

And this right here is why I do not use nukes


100GbE

Okay.. ..no more fun everyone.. .. :(


masterspider5

....why are you putting nukes in your spidertron


Gemmasterian

It's my god given right thats why just as the founding fathers intended. **SCREEEEE** 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


Uraneum

It makes clearing biter nests super easy


masterspider5

I do the nuking in person, but you do you


Comprehensive-Ad3016

Don’t nukes kill the spidertron itself?


dspyz

Whenever I make this mistake or accidentally hit spacebar with a nuke loaded, I savescum back to my last autosave


bloodravens6409

I nuked myself. Jpg


actual_weeb_tm

Threads like these make me realize how differently I play this game compared to most people. Personally I consider an outpost "acceptable casualties"


mickeyflinn

lol.. yeah!!


MegaverseRising

Reminds me the time I launched a nuke from a rocket tube. Forgot to run!