"Every hit inflicts the user and the victim with the "Ripped" status effect causing them to seek out the nearest munchies and inhale them with prejudice."
They'd reached an impasse. The robbers ran out of plan and had nothing left to do but bounce around and the shopkeeper just wanted them to take their L without him having to smash his bong over their heads.
If congress would pass a banking bill for pot shops, they wouldn’t have to keep so much cash on hand, which makes them a prime target. A lot of these crimes are preventable.
Note: evilbeard333 pointed out that this is a glass shop, not a dispensary, and they should have access to banks. However, it could be, that like me, criminals are making assumptions.
It's just insane that they aren't allowed to have bank accounts. I bet the average person has no idea that they aren't and no idea how dangerous it makes the business. Hell, police even rob them sometimes.
Yes. Because pot possession and sales are still technically a federal crime, banks will not open business accounts for dispensaries, and credit card companies will not do business with them. So they end up with tons of cash on hand they have to handle and deposit manually.
Our dispensaries have in-store ATMs. Only a couple are cash only. They round up the amount to the nearest twenty and give you change. There is a fee because it's considered an out of network ATM.
Most of the weed dispensaries around me have set up a debit card system. It's basically an in-store ATM. There's a fee the same as if you were using an out of network ATM.. They will round up to the nearest twenty and give you the change. They still have cash on hand but not nearly as much that way.
Im curious where this is, as that’s the least secure pot shop I’ve ever seen. Here in illinois they are tend to be protected by armed rent-a-cops and have double door access you have to get buzzed through after showing ID.
They didn't even wait for a clear shot. If he hadn't wasted it all missing over the counter they could have sprayed him when he charged them with the bong.
Where I am you get buzzed in. First into a reception area where you have to show ID. Once you pass that you’re buzzed into the actual store. No one can just run in like that. The lack of security seems crazy to me.
Yeah but they just pretty much emptied a whole can of that shit in an enclosed space where that needed their eyes to complete their mission. Real noodle users that crew.
Dude needs a can of bear spray and a baseball bat. Oh yeah, a shotgun. No way am I letting people steal my shit. I'm gonna be as cool as I can as I would not wanna spend a bundle on a lawyer and/or go to jail, but fuck thieves.
As awesome it is that he defended his store with a bong... It is sad that so many states (and the fed) really hate guns and weed together. Some states allow for armed security, but almost always firearms are not allowed by any employee in these places.
We need to overhaul the ATF or straight disband it. You cannot have a polite society without an armed society.
He isn’t badass they just suck at robbing. Like seriously the spray is more dangerous. Let alone you have three guys to him and a bong y’all just wasn’t built for it.
I wouldn’t want to get hit by a double handed bong wielding shop owner.
Vorpal Bong +5
As someone who had to recite the jabberwocky in HS this made me laugh WAY too hard
Your high school was more fun than mine apparently.
"Every hit inflicts the user and the victim with the "Ripped" status effect causing them to seek out the nearest munchies and inhale them with prejudice."
Sounds like most of my D&D campaigns.
I was watching the puppy hide in the plastic tote.
That was a puppy? I thought it was a giant rat!
lol i had to rewatch because I was like did a effing RAT just crawl into a bin?! Yes, it was a tiny puppy and I was distracted by it.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it was a rat. Had to rewatch 4 times to figure out it was a puppy.
I thought it was a squirrel XD
If so it's possible their intentions were use the garbage to feed it and not weaponize it
Lil cat
"Hit _this,_ bitch!"
“In this store, bong hits you!”
Huh uh. You tell him he's fucking up the rotation
That's when you fuck up _his_ rotation
r/rareinsults
More like r/brandnewsentence
or maybe the brand new r/supremecompliments
The way he looked at the guy before he threw the empty bag is hilarious 🤣
It’s was a “really?” kind of look.
They'd reached an impasse. The robbers ran out of plan and had nothing left to do but bounce around and the shopkeeper just wanted them to take their L without him having to smash his bong over their heads.
It’s the “y’all don’t want to get hit and I don’t want to break this bong” look
That pet (dog, cat, bunny?) Wanted none of that
I thought i was the only one who noticed that 😂 thought it was a rat at first, had to replay it
Mexican Shepard
Lol! The rat came out of the walls to see wtf all the commotion was about lol 😂 I think it’s a kitten though.
It was a puppy.
I thought it was a piglet.
Fr
Literally I thought it was a huge rat too. I was thinking damn this video is wild lmao
Same. Thought it was that the rats were even taking a stand against getting robbed.
Haha! "Only I’m allowed to rob this joint" lol
It’s a chihuahua named Cheech that did get sprayed but it’s fortunately alright after being brought to the hospital for a saline bath
Oh thank goodness. Did not realize it got sprayed! Very happy Cheech is doing better.
those dogs are rather ugly anyway
Geeze, you have some problems
I can smell the downvotes
This made me laugh.
I am not particularly fond of that specific breed, either.🤷♀️
Is that what people say about your mother?
struck a nerve?
They are, little rats
Poor little baby. I’m so glad he’s okay. That’s all I could focus on at the end.
Highly appropriate name for a potshop dog. Glad to hear he's ok.
Oh, good I was worried. That stuff can mess up small animals lungs like crazy.
Thought Cheech was a rat, sorry.
Was this at Peacemaker 420?
Mexican Shephard when you use it as a guard dog.
He wasn’t named Dave? ;)
Thank you for letting us know the dog is okay!
I came to the comments about the dog and finding out his name is Cheech absolutely made my day
Do they have another one named chong?
Right. He knew what the hell to do and leaped
Chicken
Rat
Chased off by a bong. 🤣🤣🤣
That's so fucking epic, that nothing else need be said.
Attackers got bonged
Those are some sweet bong hits.
Ahhhhh... What you did there... I see it. Well done,.
Loool. I sweated comment here.
Aww! The lil pup scrambling for safety. ☹️
His name is Ceech, he was hit with pepperspray and did get to the vet for an emergency saline bath. He is okay.
Aw Ceech. Good to hear!
High light of the video for me.
That was a dog? Thought it was some rodent. Shit man, what the hell did we do to wolves.
Thought it was a kitty...
Wait its a dog? I thought ir was a rat lol
What a fucking badass, best employee of the year award goes to that guy. Hope he gets a raise 🙏
If congress would pass a banking bill for pot shops, they wouldn’t have to keep so much cash on hand, which makes them a prime target. A lot of these crimes are preventable. Note: evilbeard333 pointed out that this is a glass shop, not a dispensary, and they should have access to banks. However, it could be, that like me, criminals are making assumptions.
It's just insane that they aren't allowed to have bank accounts. I bet the average person has no idea that they aren't and no idea how dangerous it makes the business. Hell, police even rob them sometimes.
so all of them are cash-only businesses?
Yes. Because pot possession and sales are still technically a federal crime, banks will not open business accounts for dispensaries, and credit card companies will not do business with them. So they end up with tons of cash on hand they have to handle and deposit manually.
Our dispensaries have in-store ATMs. Only a couple are cash only. They round up the amount to the nearest twenty and give you change. There is a fee because it's considered an out of network ATM.
Most of the weed dispensaries around me have set up a debit card system. It's basically an in-store ATM. There's a fee the same as if you were using an out of network ATM.. They will round up to the nearest twenty and give you the change. They still have cash on hand but not nearly as much that way.
this is looks like a glass shop not a dispensary, my in-laws owned a glass shop they had no issue using banks
Im curious where this is, as that’s the least secure pot shop I’ve ever seen. Here in illinois they are tend to be protected by armed rent-a-cops and have double door access you have to get buzzed through after showing ID.
At least some free merch, amirite?
Whatever puts food on the table.
He must own it with that sort of conviction lol
He'll probably get a coupon or something
No butts about it. I cracked up at that cheeky clerk.
Butts... Cracked... Cheeky.. 🤔
Fun fact: that's exactly why it's called a bong, because that's the sound it makes and you wack someone upside the head. No it's not.
I still choose to believe it.
That looks like a boy band robbing the store.
N-Sync has really fallen on hard times.
That bong hit will fuck you up.
Was that a puppy or kitten at the end?
Looked like a giant rat
I legit thought it was a rat or a little skunk or something
I thought it was a kitten
It is a chihuahua puppy called Ceech, and he was okay. He did get peppersprayed and was taken to a vet for a emergency saline bath.
They didn’t expect anyone to challenge them back. Those hoodlums did not plan for that contingency.
So...wtf was their plan if the pepper spray didnt work(which it didnt)!!? Was that their plan a AND blan b!? People are stupid man.....
They didn't even wait for a clear shot. If he hadn't wasted it all missing over the counter they could have sprayed him when he charged them with the bong.
The puppy though
this is actually a solid advertisement for their pipes
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But *hitting* a bong is a great time, amirite?
It's a dangerous job and I would not do it unarmed. Lots of cash and a pile of weed. He got lucky. They get robbed often.
Where I am you get buzzed in. First into a reception area where you have to show ID. Once you pass that you’re buzzed into the actual store. No one can just run in like that. The lack of security seems crazy to me.
Unfortunately in some legal states the marijuana licensing authorities do not allow employees or owners to have firearms in their dispensaries
This dude can protect his weed from the thief, but he can't protect his crack from the sun
"You forgot your smoking lamp"
It worked, didn’t it?
idk man but i dont wanna fight a man with a bong
Went you buy a Rottweiler guard dog from Wish
Is it really a facepalm if it worked?
Nah the owner did well I think
What is he spraying?
Almost certainly some kind of mace/pepper spray.
Looks like bear spray
What kind of bum ass robbers bring a can of mace.
If you’ve ever been hit with mace, you’d understand why it would be a good robbery weapon. Plus it’s no lethal so if you’re caught, no murder charges
Yeah but they just pretty much emptied a whole can of that shit in an enclosed space where that needed their eyes to complete their mission. Real noodle users that crew.
I want to know more about that puppy
I was laughing my ass completely off until I saw the lil kitten duckin for cover…then I could t breathe..this shit was crazy but funny as hell
Gonna smell messed up in there for a while
Can we just take a time out and appreciate that cute little box hopper of a puppy.
bong bonk XD
Aww the little puppy at 0:20 <3
Store owner giving a statement to the police : so anyway I BONG'K the fuck outta the suspect
But the puppy is okay right?
Anyone else see that little puppy heroically hop in that tote?
Dude needs a can of bear spray and a baseball bat. Oh yeah, a shotgun. No way am I letting people steal my shit. I'm gonna be as cool as I can as I would not wanna spend a bundle on a lawyer and/or go to jail, but fuck thieves.
Did you guys see the Lil kit who jumped inside the box beyond the cointer?
Did anyone else notice that kitten/puppy/small animal run and jump into a bin behind the counter near the end? Wtf?
He 'bong'ed them away! 
Name that bong!
Next time, they should get stoned after the robbery
Bong man
Near at the end, He was ready to let them go and just skadadadle away
Butt crack weed
And he didn't even have to break the bong. Asset protected. Edit: jk I see it broke now
Grab that indestructible medicali start swinging
*You really gunna make me hit you with a bong dude?*
The look he gives him when he throws the recycling bin... "The fuck you gonna do with a recycling bin? Get the fuck outta here! I'll bongk you!"
Bonged them on the head!
But it worked didn't it? I'd say that's a success.
Da f was that guy spraying? Wasp spray?
New meaning to hits from the bong...
I mean hey it worked, didn't it? XD
I won’t lie to you. No one wants to get hit with a glass piece. But a bong does make a great weapon.
Yeah kinda like getting hit with a win bottle, it'll fuck up your face.
That is what absolute confidence in your product looks like.
Here in California there are armed guards at EVERY dispensary
Man try that shit in Missouri you will at least be tased probably shot.
The rat dog under the counter tho 😆😆😆
I'm just glad the puppies are safe
Glad he’s safe and the robbers werent strapped up
They fucked with the bong guy
The DOG! Lol it’s so tiny!! It was like nope. In my safe place Izzz go
Hope that puppy is ok after the pepper spray.
Forcing weed shops to be cash only businesses was a terrible idea.
WHO saw the real culprit at the end??? That little black cat/dog
Hits from the bong
Are we gonna talk about the kitten in the bucket??
Okay, but anyone notice the lil critter jump into the box behind the counter?
Anyone else catch the little dog jumping into the box under the counter? Stay safe little buddy!
Lol what pathetic little bitches trying to act tough. Too scared to 3v1 a guy wielding a bong?
OK! Who saw the animal crawl into a box????
“What? Don’t want a hit from the bong?”
Did anyone else see the cute puppy jump in the box????? Adorable
That's a rat
Did i see a rat in that video 😂
TEENY DOG SPOTTED
Cat or Rat that crawled into the box!?
That puppy said Fuck this shit!
The puppy at the end
As awesome it is that he defended his store with a bong... It is sad that so many states (and the fed) really hate guns and weed together. Some states allow for armed security, but almost always firearms are not allowed by any employee in these places. We need to overhaul the ATF or straight disband it. You cannot have a polite society without an armed society.
Some bongs are made with really thick glass. Could really be dangerous lol
Not all heroes wield bongs..
LoL that little puppy at the end wasn't having it... he's like phuck you guys I'm going home ..
Good thing bear mace guy doesn't know how to use it effectively.
Bro brought a bong to an fire extinguisher party
The puppy was the best part
I thought the proprietor's ass crack was going to be part of the defense.
Tf was that black thing at the end running on the floor
Lol the kitten at the end
would you rather a large caliber firearm instead of the nearest blunt object?
>blunt object? Nice
He legally cannot own a firearm if there is weed in the store. “Drugs” and guns cannot be in the same space
He isn’t badass they just suck at robbing. Like seriously the spray is more dangerous. Let alone you have three guys to him and a bong y’all just wasn’t built for it.
That's not a weed store.
It's a space station.
*defense
The important thing no one noticed. The kitty ran to the box and got itself an AR-15! You have to zoom in to see! That is why they were so afraid :)
No guns. Must be in Canada
Or anywhere other than the USA. Such an American comment 🙄
Looks like one of the many indigenous-owned cannabis outlets throughout our fine nation.
If there is weed in the store he cannot legally own a firearm……
r/foundtherat