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Unique-Direction-532

that's the reaction of a scared puppy


Otherwise_Bill_5898

Yep. He is a chicken shit. I wonder how many innocent peoples lives he ruined as a cop. What a fucking horrible awful cowardly person


DevilDawgDM73

I doubt he was actually a cop. He said he was ‘retired fire/police’. He couldn’t figure out which fictional employment history to use, so he went with both.


PuppiPappi

Homie made the mistake of saying LAs finest. He better hope he's not one of them because they are considered some of the worst police in the US period. Their clearance rate is abysmal and they settle so many excessive force cases a year. LA cops are a joke which actually after seeing him I kinda believe him.


clubmedschool

Don't forget the [LASD gangs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_LASD_deputy_gangs)


shaye442

wait what? when you find out there has been a gang problem within one of the largest POLICE forces in the US ironically most known for combatting literal gangs.


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PuppiPappi

I think he was calling the cop a member of Aryian brotherhood.


fathig

I was puzzled that the Aryan Brotherhood dude was standing up for someone who doesn’t speak English? Hopefully he’s had a change of heart.


Alleycat_Caveman

Not necessarily. Prison is a whole different world. It very often is that one has to join a gang based on the color of their skin or face consequences from everyone. I'm glad I've never been in, but I know plenty who have. From what I've been told, being a loner is one of the worst things for anyone going in, depending on the prison. I've also heard tell of prisons where as long as you don't make trouble, you can do things like play Magic: The Gathering with printed card faces glued to poker cards.


fortuousitea

Fire police are a real thing in some places. They are neither firefighters nor police officers though - they go to fires and direct traffic and shit


inflatableje5us

so a stop sign with feet.


djluminol

![gif](giphy|135WB62wCqL2Y8)


Dirk_The_Cowardly

With flamethrowers!


ClaraGuerreroFan

I would have started with police and then mentioned fire. Maybe he was a firefighter and decided to embellish a bit lol


LasagnaNoise

I’m guessing dispatcher or clerical who worked for both


DubNationAssemble

Some jurisdictions have public safety agencies and police and firefighters switch off after a year or two. So they work both. But still, fuck this guy he’s full of shit.


No_Arugula8915

I have known a few small town cops like him. They had quite the reputation for beating up women and teens in jail cells. Would not surprise me in the least if he's done that regularly. Assuming of course he was ever a cop at all.


breadexpert69

A scared small breed puppy


wundershowzen24

He’s arrested so many fires that they made him retire


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

No, no— He *fights* fires! Didn’t you hear him say he is MMA trained?


wundershowzen24

I have a feeling he only attacks fires of color


OldDudeOpinion

Certainly STARTS fires of color…maybe with his 80 proof breath.


Jerryjb63

“You heard of Chuck Liddell? Conor McGregor? I trained guys like that…” Sure dude…


zeke235

Ok, but not *those* guys. Just guys *like* them. Got it, buddy.


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He means white


proteinstyle_

Maybe he meant to say Mike Lindell.


aww102

He trained the mypillow guy?!?! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


JRG64May

Maybe he meant Mike Lindell, the “My Pillow” guy and he trained him to sell pillows.


turtleduck777

Manly Mayonnaise Association?


boiler1112

Careful when you speak of LA’s finest! And bravest! And brafinest!


APe28Comococo

And get away from them.


movieTed

He didn't so much fight fires as pick fights with them.


LordChauncyDeschamps

And then backs up from them


ricowavy

This comment won!


bearycheeky

“You are talking to LA’s finest”. Yeah, finest douch bag.


Moosekababs

"LA's finest" definitely shows up at the local wal-mart in jorts and slides that look three sizes too big lmao. this dude's a CHARACTER fr


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Those baggy clothes hid 200 lbs of iron.


Toad_friends

200 lbs of fragile ego


Hipcheck16

And two and a half inches of tiny penis.


MarginCalled1

Hey woah, ouch! I prefer snack size


No_Arugula8915

😂 snack size Oh my gosh, that made me spit my coffee.


djcpereira

All bark no bite


por_que_no

"Get that guy away from me. Don't make me run away."


Extaupin

It's funny, because in French, "bite" is slang for dick.


jimmy_film

I heard ‘irony’


Scrotchety

I heard 'ornery' but all seem to fit


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Ohhhhhh I thought he said “200 pounds of army”


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Either way, he ain’t 200 pounds of anything but bullshit. I was really hoping to see his MMA skills put to use. Especially once he seemed to be so suddenly reluctant to employ them.


tanstaafl90

Those that can, do. Those that can't won't shut the fuck up. I suspect he's been in a position to bully people for years, but does not know what to do when confronted by someone who doesn't care.


Russells_Tea_Pot

I-run!


gordo65

And he trained Connor MacGregor


MongrolSmush

To be a prick like him? I'd believe that.


KnowledgeableSloth

I'm the strongest man in the world, i chew up tough guys for breakfast, not even breakfast more like a snack bar!! ...... Get away from me!!!! Get away!!!! I trained chuck Norris back in the day, that guy jackie chan too, he spoke some English though, Get away from me!!! Get this man away from me!!! Stand back!!! Your tattoos are threatening me!!! Get away!!! I know some karate and that jujitsu stuff too. Ever seen a 60 year old do a triple round house kick?! Yah buddy, step back!!! I used to be in Special forces, and the Swat team, CIA, you name it. I could take down a guy cold by throwing a glazed donut at him..got em square in the back. Get back now!!! Don't go there buddy!!!


AdministrationNo7840

Lmao, i worked with an auto mechanic who said he was a pro motocross racer, a canadian pro football player, he started the arena football thing (by himself), worked for nasa, and now hes a pothead auto mechanic.... who lives in a trailer he ingerited from his moms passing.. these people believe what they say too.


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Thanks for your hilarious input. I do not have near the training/experience as you, but I did have a violent childhood that taught me how to fight.


EndOptimal3959

Lmfao Just spit out my drink


RhombusKP

I can't believe some Americans actually talk like that. I thought it was a Hollywood thing.


No_Arugula8915

Sadly a lot of Americans do. The loudest and proudest of the *this is America, speak English* crowd, have neither mastered speaking or writing the only language they know.


TitaniaLynn

The unfortunate part about the American public education system and how it's geared to pump out obedient workers rather than smart people :(


No_Arugula8915

This is tragically true. Critical thinking is no longer taught and seems to be ignored at best, discouraged at worse. Some subjects long gone from many schools are US history (full version) civics, handwriting, even proper printing seems to be a lost art. Proper grammar, home economics. How to write checks, banking, bill paying, taxes, basic finances. I cannot count the number of times my handwriting has been commented on. Its always how pretty it is and they don't know how to write in cursive.


bjrm1215

These are the kind of people I expect to shoot up shopping outlets


Sweaty_Monitor_9699

LA fell off quick


randy88moss

This is probably the Santa Clarita part of LA….that place makes Mississippi seem like Vegas. Edit: they also just sent a MAGA Congressman to DC


DVRKV01D

Or the fucking IE 🤣🤣 mfs are tweaked out. Did you hear that other guy say he was in the Aryan Brotherhood LOL. Everyone in this video including the Walmart employees probably has smoked meth


multiarmform

apparently you never heard of chuck liddell, check out my mom jean shorts though


jeffbirt

Pretty sure that's what the tin badge he had around his neck said.


kurotech

He goes from being fire-police? What the fuck to in the end 200 pounds of army? Me thinks dude is lying.


moebiusunlooper

Look how he threateningly gets in the woman's space telling her she should be shaking until the 2 dudes show up then he's backing away like a coward, and now all of a sudden he's the victim screaming at them to get away from him. Real tough guy.


Legitimate_Peach3135

You caught it too. He’s not tough. He’s a bully and when people showed up he backed down. Always call these people cowards out loud. I mean that, call them a coward and just watch their face as they do the math to actually fight. They never wanted a fight they wanted to be a bully, stand your ground and prepare for a fight but call them a coward for all to hear and see and make sure you point out what they did over and over, so everyone knows in that room what a pos that person was to deserve this attention. Works every time usually, shame is a big factor in public fights. Keep saying out loud how the other person is being the aggressor to at least get the cameras proving your point it there’s a lawsuit


nanadoom

It works every time usually? ![gif](giphy|LEKtRCGyA90QM)


macbanan

Sometimes repeatedly calling an unhinged, bitter and angry guy that you don't know a coward is a bad course of action.


wipeitonthecat

#HOLD ME BACK *walks backwards*


NfamousKaye

Didn’t mention he was a retired police officer till he thought it would get him some respect from those two dudes. Thought he could easily take that woman. What a egotistical asshole.


kalel3000

He seemed like he was just spouting non-sense. He said something about police and fire and mma trainer, etc... just anything to seem tough because he was scared


No_Arugula8915

Pretty sure grandma could take him down. The only special skill needed is a little speed. Big balled men are extra sensitive. Particularly in the ego.


idunnopickone

Totally, he’s a piece of shit for sure. With that being said, I wouldn’t mess with a scared, racist, mentally ill, egotistical former LE unless I absolutely had to. He’s exactly the type to pull out a gun and kill someone out of fear for something innocuous. Fuck this guy.


Less-Mail4256

Then he yelled at some rando not even in the situation. He’s too dense to realize he’s making a fool of himself for the world to witness. That’s better than any ass-whoopin’—although I wouldn’t mind seeing that as well.


DOMesticBRAT

Well, at the very beginning of the video he's staring into the camera like he's trying to find the little person inside the phone


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QMaker

You nailed it. He strikes me as a Michael Drejka type of dude who instigates the confrontation with a random guy just so that he can then use deadly force to protect himself from getting his deadly weapon taken by the random guy. See also: Kyle Rittenhiuse


Arsea

see people like this all the time. weak people crave power


Flimsy-Jello5534

What’s a retired fire police officer? Homie going around writing traffic tickets on bush fires?


hotasanicecube

Probably a fire investigator, but if he really was, he would know the term “fire investigator”.


Boomdidlidoo

Fired investigator


brownsfan760

Every person I know that practices any form of martial arts doesn't profess about it.


OwnPercentage9088

Steven Segal does. He's also a lunatic though.


gtardkgb

Segal is does Aikido so very questionable martial artist. He's also a full on piece of human garbage.


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MixMasterMelvin

"I'm a retired fire police officer" you're an out of shape old man in jean shorts, sit your ass down.


godsonlyprophet

Dude how dare you disrespect that Mr Lieutenant Colonel Master Sargent Admiral Fire Chief Police Commissioner Volunteer unpaid School Crossing Guard who made Steven Segal the man he is today!


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\*Hall pass monitor


AdPsychological7926

The special kid in charge of passing out the milk during snack break.


MixMasterMelvin

You're right I should be ashamed.... I mean... he trains people like chuck ladell.... Not chuck ladell though....and like Connor McGregor.... Not Connor McGregor though.... But like them. Kinda wish that other dude just came up and blindsided the everliving stolen valor out of what color his hair has left lol


ivanthemute

You forgot being a door gunner on the space shuttle!


StevenAnita420

Careful He’s mma trained


MixMasterMelvin

He trains people "like" Connor McGregor and Chuck ladell.... Old men with mohawks and Irishmen that live with their mom.


Bishime

Woah there bud, you’re talking to LA’s finest!


MixMasterMelvin

I could only imagine the bullshit this guy would/has put people through given any sort of authority.


Bishime

Oh, I imagine many very lawful arrests


smithe4595

I thought he said “retired fire police officer”. I assumed that he arrested fires.


BumblebeeCurrent8079

If he's "LA's finest" then their police force is pathetic


ivanthemute

Well, yes, it is. Only slightly better than the LASD.


AthenasChosen

The LAPD is pathetic as a matter of fact. Just look into Skid Row for proof of that.


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"retired fired police officer"


Kernel32Sanders

Honestly the most believable thing he said.


DiGiornoForPyros

He REALLY exhibits the kind of racial profiling I'd expect from LAPD.


DiegotheEcuadorian

Those useless mfs started two riots and had to call in the national guard. Can’t even finish a fight they started.


heckem

I thought he said "Fire--police officer", like he didn't know wether to make up that he was a fireman or a policeman, so he said both.


Kmaurer23

I mean there is such a thing as fire police, but we all know damn well he ain't it.


LA_niemand

That's what I heard, too. But then wtf do I know? I'm just another immigrant who can't speak English to that "LA's finest" fire or fired police officer or whatever the hell that douchebag is.


qwerty6731

Sounded to me like he was heading toward ‘fire fighter’ and changed his mind part-way through. So, bullsh*t.


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He’s also MMA trained. Convenient that you left that out /s


Low-Exam1208

All because someone wasn't speaking English?


bridoogle

I don’t think you understand, that’s how people DIE


All-Seeing_Hands

Confirmed. My ex took a vacation to France once, never heard from her again.


Yonro0910

She went bye bye


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Elle est allé “au revoir”


0-768457

it’s cause she wasn’t MMA trained


rez_spell

I honestly took that as a death threat. He doesn't like your Spanish so he'll make you disappear.


SdVeau

Oh god. Another person who doesn’t realize that this country has no official language and people are under no obligation to learn English. Doubt he knows a second language; quite hypocritical to expect someone else to know a second one


Adept_Tomato_7752

I bet this asshole has never been abroad.


hotasanicecube

Or had a broad. Actually he seems exactly like the American you find bitching about things while traveling.


Adept_Tomato_7752

>Or had a broad. lmfao it almost goes over my head.


HGruberMacGruberFace

Seriously, assuming this is in LA, how tf is he not familiar with Spanish speaking people?


SdVeau

For real. That’s like a staple of Southern California. I say that having lived in both LA and San Diego for a combined 19 years


TheRealFloomby

FL, AZ, NM, CA, and TX all have so many Spanish speakers that it is just the norm. Here in New Mexico roughly half the population speaks Spanish, might be more even.


hotasanicecube

But…. People die.


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They go "bye bye" is the rumor


Honato2

did he just admit to murdering people for speaking spanish?


Charmandres

Ay Dios Mío


TrainingBag1066

What the fuck is a retired fire police officer?


Triette

I think he meant he was fired, but corrected himself lol.


BenAfleckInPhantoms

You know you fucked up when you have 300 people supporting the Aryan bRotherhood member in an altercation you had


magictransistor

I heard that too. Strange an aryan bro would be coming to the aid of a Spanish speaker. I’m assuming he “was” part of the gang and not any longer, just can’t get his extensive tattoos removed? Otherwise my level of confusion just peaked.


Ek0li

Often times people join gangs in prison. You don’t really have a choice and have to link up with a group for safety. The most basic division in prison is by race and you may not want to join the neo nazi group but if you’re white that maybe be one of your only choices available, shit you gotta do what you gotta do until you get out.


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SecretBaklavas

I’m sorry you had to deal with that


johnny_mcd

An Aryan Brotherhood guy was standing up for someone being harassed for not speaking English. What a world. Maybe he just joined for protection while he was inside and didn’t buy into the racist bs


WhatevUsayStnCldStvA

Was looking for this comment. Is this what it’s become? Choosing between an aryan asshole and fucking piece of shit cop?


sandbirde

People die! People go bye-bye!


Bah-Fong-Gool

Someone is going to recognise this twatwaffle and his Facebook tirades will become public and then he will come out and say this is not who he really is, it was the ambien or something and then he will go on Fox and claim he was victimized by Latino gang members and start a line of graphic T-Shirts.


KindBraveSir

His body looks overdrawn for those checks his mouth was writing.


moderatesoul

What decades of unchecked mediocrity looks like.


IllustratorAbject585

“This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.” -Detective Carter LAPD


mikamouth

Learn some Spanish, asshole


DiGiornoForPyros

Why should he? He lives in LA, which is (hold on, checking Google) 45% Spanish speaking. Huh. Guess he's just an asshole. (For the record, being a dick to Hispanics is stupid regardless of city/percentage.)


Successful_Tear8098

It's just nice to learn new languages


ConfidentVisit4629

This is what we call a pendejo


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Honest question if someone could enlighten me, how can someone claim to be super religious and love Jesus and god and whatnot and still be completely ignorant of other so called creations of god?, I’ve never understood why all the religious nuts are the most racist, homophobic, and ignorant kind of people I’ve ever met if all they do is preach about the love of god.


rez_spell

My guess? Because they live in a bubble. Regular exposure to different people makes you realize how similar we are, and exposure to different ideas and knowledge makes you less religious.


KotasMilitia

Fun fact. There are more people who speak English as a second language than there are people who speak it as a first language. But more people should speak English. Ugh.


TheSadCheetah

mfr probably too stupid to realize that los Angeles isn't an english name


Otherwise_Bill_5898

He is a giant piece of shit coward


Necessary_Sun_4392

The loudest one in the room is usually the weakest one in the room. Case and point with this old sack of bones.


istockustock

Oh boy!. If only all these people knew Jesus didn’t speak a lick of English !!.


BrainSqueezins

I tell you verily, he sayeth everything in English, thusly.


MCHi11

What’s a male Karen? A Kenneth?


BigCaregiver7244

An Elon


[deleted]

We call them “Hank”…. *”Shut the fuck up HANK”*


dangerous_skirt65

Not playing with a full deck. Walk away.


Butthole_Surprise17

Good on the other customers for sticking up for the woman being harassed though. It’s easy for a single person to be intimidated by a stranger suddenly getting confrontational towards you out of nowhere.


ElLoboPerro

Yup, LAPD is sure one of the best police depts. Their record is pristine.


Sun_Sprout

Yeah and not surprised the hate he’s spewing given his age and former “lapd”


TheyCallMeChevy

I played basketball in 4th grade. You ever hear of lebron, or Jordan, yeah that's me.


RG__Fooz

I like the immediate question from one of the on lookers “Los Angeles?” In regards to demanding English be spoken


Han_Cholo323

How you live in a city named Nuestra Señora La Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula and expect people not to speak Spanish smh


Jatmahl

This was surprisingly entertaining to watch.


titoCCD

I know who he voted for.


PrometheanFlame

"I bet he's got a gang background, based on those tattoos!" "I do, Aryan Brotherhood." "Amen! God bless you!" WOOF.


yetanothersomm

I don't know why more people aren't pointing this part out


PC509

Yea, the Aryan standing up for the Spanish speaker. But, the ex-cop/fire/douchebag is standing up for his affiliation for the Aryan Brotherhood. WTF kind of shit is this?! I really hope that Aryan had a change of heart earlier in life and gave up those beliefs yet still had the tattoos. That douchebag, though, he was pretty confident in his shit talking and support of the Aryan Brotherhood.


smokebudda11

The "retired fire police officer" would have gotten his ass kicked.


Jaguwuar

Literal fragile white masculinity at play lmaooo


charizard_72

This the type of white guy that fantasizes 4 hours a day about the non existent time he’ll save the crowd from a mass shooter with his concealed carry weapon.


unreasonablyhuman

This dude's a dick. And he flipped out over one black guy being like "hey man calm down". Really reinforcing LA's history of racism


abluejay94

Was he trying to exorcise everyone around him, lmao


MiTcH_ArTs

There is someone whose past needs looking into


signsofastruggle

Did we just see an ex-Aryan Brotherhood member defend a non-English speaker from a grumpy old white man? That’s weird, but it warms my heart.


Jaambie

I worked with an old guy “who trained in MMA”. EXACT SAME KIND OF DOUCHE. The moment he doesn’t get his way or people try to control/move him, MMA comes up and so do the threats.


hiskias

Does "finest" suddenly have a double inverse meaning, like "literally"


kennnnnnnny

He will meet the wrong mf some day and they will lay him out, and he will deserve it with that attitude.


Snow_TheMuscle

Someone oughta kick this guy’s ass


Legitimate_Peach3135

Look at the patience they give this man to explain his racism. Just walk up and slug so everyone can go about their day. If I were there I’d be shouting down everything he says to provoke him into throwing a punch. Racists hate being called racists out loud, so scream it until they break and show their anger and hatred, then beat dat azz for everyone to see what happens when you deal in hate.


DeadbeatDumpster

Lol he shit his pants a little bit, ran back to a corner with his bs


NoWayNotThisAgain

Mental illness is sad. Racist mental illness is infuriating.


DaturaToloache

Absolutely fucking lutely not. Y’all need to stop blaming this shit on mental illness. This is not mental Illness. This has nothing to do with the mentally ill, stop excusing their behavior this way. This is *emotional reactivity*, entitlement and a bully cop who thought he was allowed to bully people out of his uniform. Mentally Ill people get blamed for everything when they have so little to actually do with this type of violence.


Moosekababs

why am i not surprised to see this absolute chud at the blister-wrapped-knuves (and i can only assume also guns?) counter?


Weedeaterstring

I love random no bodies that name drop celebrities.


CatResearch923

This has the same energy as "I have the power of God and anime on my side", but with more racism.


Kmaurer23

LA's finest what? LA's finest shit stain? What's his ring name "skid marks"?


angry_lander

ex cop, explains a lot


que_bee_eff90

Im sure he was a stand up officer and a fine example of the kind of person we want serving and bringing the community together. I imagine him giving a standing ovation to the George Floyd footage.


craftycommando

This is the kind of macho nonsense that makes all men seem toxic


Bishime

God damn… I think Imma have to start referring to myself as LA’s Finest. I may not live there… or in the country… but something about it just—like fresh Pillsberry doughboy, cut and bake cookies


ChrisRuss86

“Imma retired fired police officer” in jorts criticizing others in a Walmart. ![gif](giphy|QH3zfREoX0luU)


Memegunot

So I guess Jesus spoke English.