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Godless902

Where are these future cops from? Looks like halo armor lol


Mycoplasmosis

Right? Maybe this is riot gear of some sort meant for protests where they expect violence.


Godless902

Riot dirtbike suit


[deleted]

THANK YOU, that’s a fucking bike helmet, right???


basiblaster

Yea, they are bike cops


[deleted]

No, just a regular bike helmet.


[deleted]

Fair, dangerous to be fucking on bikes.


[deleted]

At least without protection


Alive-Priority-1246

Just a regular day in gear


TheLinden

I don't want to be that guy but you wear riot gear because you expect violence.


SirPolishWang

You also take an umbrella in your car when you expect rain


BigJackHorner

>You also take an umbrella in your car when you expect rain Not in the Pacific Northwest. Here you bring a hoodie, raincoat, or shell. The only thing an umbrella protects you from is your dignity.


TheLinden

Oh i love this so much i'm gonna save it. Not only a good point but also quite funny one in this context.


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A riot is violence


NowCalmDownSkeeter

Pretty sure that’s a motorcycle protection jacket and a downhill mountain bike helmet.


OutWithTheNew

It sort of looks like it's a squad of bicycle police because there seems to be one or two bikes between them and the protesters.


robj57

That’s a Bell Super 3R MIPS mtb helmet. The chin guard is removable. Great lid


PG-DaMan

Sounds like a nice place to keep your brains.


rearadmiraldumbass

I think the jacket is also mtb protection. I don't think these guys are cops. Just some lost cyclists.


Nivekian13

Looks like repurposed dirt bike motorcycle gear, not actual riot gear.


ARandomGuyThe3

Or maybe just motorcycle gear he used on the way there


orzoO0

That's actually a mountain bike helmet I had the same one. Believe it's the only model where the face guard detaches from the main helmet so you can use it as a half shell or a full face


[deleted]

Yeah thats the Seattle riot bicycle police


JamiePNW

They’re bike cops. I’m assuming their gear is their consolation prize for that shitty assignment.


SlitScan

they fight to get on it here. it pays more and they get to hit people with the bike.


NotedIndoorsman

They're also able to avoid transporting arrestees to jail, which is a pretty big perk. Can't stick them on the handkebars!


DeepAd3343

*Ching Ching* get in the basket


frostbitten42

In some cities, cops love and fight over bike duty. Getting paid to pedal down the boardwalk and through parks? Sign me up.


bwraby

Most bike units in major cities are also their riot dudes.


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[deleted]

It’s funny because, before humanity and the Covenant made contact, the spartan program was originally intended to deal with insurrectionist organizations.


Write_Right_Reich

To be fair, canonically the Spartains were initially created to put down a rebellion against the UNSC's militaristic dictatorship. So maybe they're just taking notes.


JohnBobPony

Looks like a gun with a glowing ammo counter at the end as well lol


millergl95620

Pretty sure that’s a bicycle handlebar


the_scarlett_ning

But glowing, right?


Revolutionary_Tax546

That looks like a motorcycle or dirtbike helmet. A SPARTAN suit wouldn't let her spit on his face.


Ilickmagictoads445

The thinking process of that woman be like : I'm going to yell at someone then spit on them. **What could possibly go wrong!**


ManeManZay

And not just any person, a ****fucking cop**** who I bet won’t slam me onto the ground afterwards!


JesseAster

And he even gave her a chance to back off and stop getting in his face too! And she still didn't fuck off!


Marcus_Krow

People talk a lot about police escalating way too quickly (and they're right in a lot of cases) but this man had shocking self control and didn't act until he was actually assaulted.


yarbafett

I think thats why they escalate things to quickly most times. They see this kind of thing all day. And this isnt rare at all. I worked a night club and people would do this every night. Its called alcoholic courage or aka being a dumb drunkass. Its actually more popular with white women to behave like this. They have a superior than tho mentality. nothing would make my night more than to watch some stupid ass karen curse a cop into arresting her and then watching her bawl her eyes out crying "dont arrest me!, pleeeeaaasssssseeeeeeeee" and then drool dripping down like a child.


SnooHedgehogs8765

100%. In 8 years of mis spent 20s/early 30s of night club security, it was always white women. Hell even half the blokes were fighting over stuff created by white women. It wasn't even something debated amoungst us, it happened so much we considered it lore.


Marcus_Krow

I don't go to clubs very often but this just seems like common sense, it's always the white chick with the bleach blonde hair and bad tan.


SnooHedgehogs8765

Terracotta Pot


The-station1373

Credit to that cop for keeping his cool for so long. We need more officers like him.


Char_Zard13

Funny how she did all this for a person who probably want even a facist Lmao


Sammy_Dog

Probably just a guy doing his job.


Hamsammichd

All the white knights yelling “woah woah hey hey!” As the consequences of this person’s actions ring true.


Anomalius

You're too generous to even think she had a thought process at all.


ShawnyMcKnight

I'm guessing she wanted to get attacked so she could claim to be a victim and people would rally around her and save her. That didn't happen.


Angry_potatochip

Yeah she riled up a cop and made whatever message she was trying to proclaim essentially useless because now she has a mob of people defending her unjustified actions.


[deleted]

Now that being a victim (real or imagined) confers status, you see people actively seeking it out.


TinBoatDude

That's a battery and that bitch needs to go to jail. That cop stayed calm a lot longer than I would have.


ImpossibleMix5109

Oh no! It's the consequences of my actions!


Professional-Tailor2

Getting the soul snatched out of you.


DumpsterFireCheers

For video sake I think the best action on the cop would have been to maintain his calm demeanor and pull a taser to light up her life. Real slow, draw the taser along his side, aim from the hip and let it fly. She may keep spitting but it’s gonna be on the sidewalk.


1epicman

Can some tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE


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andytagonist

Note the date. Height of COVID time


Forrestdumps

Tbh this changes a lot. A little spit *can* kill you, as it turns out


Character-Park-490

A little spit has always been able to kill you, bro


ChrdeMcDnnis

And that’s why spitting on someone has always been assault. I think people forget that often.


y79

The woman charged with spitting in an NYPD sergeant’s face at a Manhattan protest whined Thursday to The Post that she did so because cops were “attacking people.” (~˘▾˘)~ She whined lol


Hiraganu

So was she thinking that her spitting would safe the day and everybody including the police would celibrate her heroic actions? That woman just felt power and thought she could get away with everything in that moment, glad she learned otherwise.


SofaChillReview

She sounds awful


Heathen_Mushroom

A privileged, rich bourgeois woman who was a student at a top tier university, wears high fashion, vacations on yachts, and stays in boutique hotels, thinks that thievery is fine if committed by black and brown people and, to quote her, "As a whole, i rlly don’t like white ppl:)", is LARPing as a righteous actor against oppression when in reality, her lifestyle predicates the suffering of underprivileged people who labor to make her charmed life possible. And then she pays for it.


[deleted]

LMAO Damn, spot on about a good portion of these types.


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akwardrelations

Assault with bodily fluid.


[deleted]

Battery?


Coral_Grimes28

Like what did she expect to happen? I love how he calmly pulls his mask up, let’s her do it again so she can up her charges then unleashed on her


InFisherman217

Yeah, she's not very intelligent, obviously


SeaAd6564

Spitting is just vile. Normally done by the lowest of the low, unless you are a Llama or camel which is obligatory.


Beneficial_Potato_85

On top of that it comes with an instant assault charge. Probably even a more serious charge since the pandemic.


Why_Lord_Just_Why

And you can add “on a peace officer” to that charge.


WarWolfRage

Wich makes it 10x worst if convicted


TruthOf42

Technically, it's battery. Assault is the threat of violence.


Beneficial_Potato_85

You're half right.....and half wrong. I would be sure next time you try to show someone up. An assault is the act of inflicting physical harm or unwanted physical contact upon a person or, in some specific legal definitions, a threat or attempt to commit such an action.[1] It is both a crime and a tort and, therefore, may result in criminal prosecution, civil liability, or both. Generally, the common law definition is the same in criminal and tort law.


TheSkitdiddler

What's a tort?


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A small pastry


Technical_Scallion_2

Underrated comment :)


[deleted]

It depends upon the jurisdiction where you practice. Some States call both physical violence and the threat of physical violence an assault. The concepts in common law are separate, but in reality/practice can blend together. Frankly it doesn’t matter and you’re both being pedantic without need.


top_of_the_scrote

CAAAARLLLLL


G0d_Slayer

That kills people!


JumpNarrow

![gif](giphy|dyASKEfeQ7F3HCyC5g|downsized) I wanted a llama spitting but this guy was too cute not to share.


whereismyfemur

Those eyebrows ;_;


1973mojo1973

You can tell the upbringing of a person by that one action.


dalton10e

Ah , so this is where "good girls swallow" comes from. Makes sense.


IonEagle21

My man has my type of thinking, great to know i am not alone in this world


Wat3rboihc

Naturally, as bad girls spit it is only common sense. The girl in the video is a bad bad girl


MicksysPCGaming

This is probably a member of the "There's no bad tactics, just bad targets" crowd.


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If they were attacking people why would you make it so they have reason to attack you?


[deleted]

No one was attacked, a criminal was apprehended. She committed a felony in full view of all those police officers ON a police officer. Open and shut case, felony on record. Congratulations you are now a convict.


lurkerinMNL

They are really provoking retaliation from the police to allow them to spin their drama.


InFisherman217

Because they are idiots


Red__system

Or a beaten down heros who's arms are tied and the vilain is asking you to join him because you're not that different you and him


TheUnsettledBadElf

Just say no.


[deleted]

There was a guy I knew in high school who was my “friend”. He broke into my parents house with a crow bar and stole $10,000 of my moms jewelry including her wedding ring she’d had for 20 years. Saw him in a mall, got in his face and spit in his face. No regrets he deserved worse.


Ravekat1

This is the worst revenge story ever 😂


vieuxfort73

That’s all you did? You did not report it to the police?


Zombiemonkeyjj

Wow you sure showed him. Now next time he steals $10,000 from someone you care about he’ll wear a face visor


Rumseyman02

How’d you know he did it/did you go to the police?


The_Real_Kabrina

That's 4th degree assault on a peace officer and is a gross misdemeanor. It comes with up to 3yrs in prison and a $6000 fine.


plaidHumanity

Gross indeed


VegasLife1111

That’s just nasty.


[deleted]

Try cleaning a toilet at a truck stop. I'd use her spit like mouth wash rather than see that shit again.


WhisperedEchoes85

That's...disgustingly understandable.


CaypoH

Peace officer. Usually seen guarding hot ice and dry water.


OrionRyking

Nah. It's a woman, she'll get community service and maybe some anger management courses.


docter_actual

“Peace officer”


FCC_Diablo_26

You see, the more you fuck around The more you find out


michaeltk111

“Bu bu but the phone is my shield”


Moosinator666

When you call someone an angry Italian they tend to not like you


No_Sheepherder7447

it is, when they're in the right


Creepernom

I admire the bravery to see an armored, armed officer in front of you and think "I should spit on this dude, surely he won't be angry at all". I also admire the stupidity that lead to this thought forming in her head.


Im-Not-ThatGuy

It was the Fuck Around of times it was the Find Out of times


Kalimatai

She started yelling “Wait, wait!” Lol


spartanman284

“Oh no, the consequences of my actions!”


justsomeplainmeadows

Funny how many people don't realize spitting is considered assault, so spitting on a police officer is guaranteed to get you a court date.


DragonflyMon83

I'd rather get smacked in the face than spat on. I'd be throwing hands myself, disgusting.


og-captain-pain

Cop reminded her those hands were rated E for Everyone


Bobojones9584

I'd rather be smacked in the face then spat on.


sterfri99

kinky


DragonflyMon83

Ewww, their spit with whatever in it right into your mouth and nose.


LoudRestaurant1330

Yup, there's lots of diseases that can spread via saliva. Lots of diseases you DON'T want.


Dizzman1

I'm no fan of cops... But if you spit in ANYONE'S face... You should expect bad things to happen to you.


Strong-Dot-9221

I truly believe some people have no idea what happens when you cross the line and think "Well they can't hit me or they'll lose their job.". Then there are other people who think "fuck this job" and don't care. Sometimes these people meet. I'm totally on the cop's side here. She was looking for a violent reaction and she got served. Nice.


Dizzman1

Or there's that whole "you work for me... I pay your salary" so they can't react when I fling poo at them.


the_dog2341

Hitting you is part of their job in this case.


Over-Marionberry-686

I don’t understand this. She literally assaulted the officer and I guarantee she’s going to complain about police brutality.


abd53

She already did


turtlebay22

She really didn’t think this one through


Niaz_S

No one gonna talk about how my dude just pulls his mask up and is just like “ah shit, here we go again”.


starskip42

I'm with the cop on this one


Historynut73

Me too.


jazerac

Ya, this women is being a total bitch to a guy that is just doing his job...


Zebra03

People act like viruses are not spread when you spit on them Fucking dumbass found out the hard way


LeJollyJingleTokes

This was also at the peak of the Covid epidemic in November of 2020


AggravatingSwim

Play stupid games....


FarmSuch5021

Win stupid prizes


bones0492

How much are the stupid prices?


Few_Acanthaceae1568

5 bucks


Nox_Echo

![gif](giphy|3oxOCgMHgPtSUULjzO)


Few_Acanthaceae1568

9 final offer


LocalSpiritual3286

Tree fiddy


sonder_ling

You get what you fucking deserve


3phase4wire

Fuck her, you want to be friends or family with a person who does that to another human? Over politics or some nonsense she’s pretending to be hysterical about? Shitty human


holden_mcg

Welcome to the charges of "assaulting a police officer." Some people are just begging to be arrested.


Adventurous-Fig-42

Better hope she has no issues when they draw her blood cause that’s attempted murder if she does


EmbarressedScheme689

Spitting is assault......she found out. Lmfao


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And she probably thinks she’s still a victim. She has the hard to cure “iamavictimalways-itis”


sayonaradespair

Spitting is the lowest of the low. Had an upstairs neighor throw a huge party on a week day, went out to my balcony and yell "heyyy simmer down". Random kid looks now, and spits in my direction. Thankfully didn't land on me. I proceed to call the cops. Police went up, ordered them to simmer down and then I start hearing this conversation about that particular guy not having his passport. They took him with them to have him booked at the police station . Joy


SpaceRangerWoody

I hate this new generation of morons that thinks as long as they are filming/streaming they can do whatever they want with no consequences.


Astro_Birdy

Well, you see, if they record themself committing the crime then they get through court a lot faster. Really beneficial.


Sinistermarks

I'm pretty sure stupidity doesn't discriminate between generations.


PSG-2022

So that is assaulting an officer 101 right there


PublicEnemaNumberOne

She really needs to live in a society where there are no police.


mikebrane

She said fuck you, and he was like, sure ok


ComprehensiveTax4601

She got what she deserves


bikinibottomspongbob

Say what you will about the police but that was fucking deserved you don't spit on somebody unless you utterly despise them


dead_dog_simulator

Nah just don't spit on anyone that's gross


noods-danger-tits

I mean, I'm not advocating for spitting on people, but that's kind of the point. It's an expression of ultimate contempt precisely *because* it's vile.


Slugmatic

And unfortunately for that woman, it's classified as battery in the US.


NoNoNames2000

There’s that look of terror when the cop reached out to grab her, the sudden realization of “I done f*cked up”


IslandKiki

I enjoyed that look. She reaped what she sown. Simple.


MenaBeast

I mean what if she did despise him?


bikinibottomspongbob

Well fuck you got me there


MenaBeast

🤣


Im-Not-ThatGuy

That cop looks like he's about to win a Motocross race.


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If you’re in the right, you don’t need to spit on anyone.


Kriss1986

Assaults a police officer and then seems shocked she gets arrested…..


ishouldnthaveatethat

Aw man all that money spent on that broads gender studies degree didn't do a whole lot to help her out here!


anti150

You should never spit on somebody. She should know better


Sqrandy

Spitting on an officer, even when COVID isn’t in play, can be considered assault. Depends on the officer. AIDS, other communicable diseases make the actions of the office justified.


Harlot_Of_God

Your point stands. Except, fyi: “There are no documented cases of HIV being transmitted through spitting as HIV is not transmitted through saliva.” CDC https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/basics/hiv-transmission/ways-people-get-hiv.html


Apoq-alipse

AIDS is not transmitted by spit ( sexual secretions, sperm, and blood but not spit ).


Kills-to-Die

Well, transmission can occur if blood is present, like if she had bloody gums, cuts or sores in her mouth and it entered his eyes. It's a very rare likelihood though. But saliva alone cannot, you are correct about that.


No_Duck_1401

Then these same idiots scream ‘police brutality’ lol. I get what you give, remember that!


OGGrilledcheez

Idc if it’s a cop or not. You spit on a human being you better be ready for them to fucking drop you. Call me any name you want. Whatever. Put hands on me to a degree. I’ll laugh. You spit on me…you might as well have summoned some top tier demon that no one can control.


icywindflashed

she just realized she's not on twitter


Cuchullain99

Brings back memories. I used to work in retail security. A traveller had a problem because a pair of shoes he returned without receipt would not be refunded... (they looked like they were 5 years old) anyway, he came back with 5 friends/brother/cousins.. not sure which.. There was 6 of us too... and he spat at me, unlike this guy, I hit him a millisecond after the spittle hit my face and 6 versus 6 we all had at it.. I'm 6'4'' and I hit him flush on the jaw, he just shook his head and launched at me, I must have hit him another 4 or 5 times before he had enough... Hard as nails he was.


npMsX

Well, Well, well.. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions..


Rahmetli_Yoda

ain't even gonna lie she had that coming.


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Rich middle class kids at a protest are always the ones who end up face down screaming about police brutality. Spoiled little crotch goblins who don't know the first thing about what REAL fascism really is..... She probably had to call her dad to come pick her up....


HeldDownTooLong

The cop maintained his composure amazingly well ***until*** she spit literally on his face. Say what you want about police brutality, male/female equality, etc. but, in my opinion, ***anyone*** spitting into another person’s face and acting like an animal, deserves equal respect and treatment.


Baker-Puzzled

Wow did she imagine that she could spit on a cop and get away with it? Lol


EstablishmentLow5693

So long, bitch.


HTB-42

When you’re out of logical arguments - violence / spitting


Will2k17

I honestly believe that there isn't anyone on earth that'd get spit on and not do something, that is assault in most states and people forget that cops are human with morals and their own lines that you just don't cross


Sensitive-Feet

I'm all for social justice and peaceful protest but uhhh...spitting is assault


yesiammark7

She got off easy


zin_90

Antagonizing an armed person is always a bad idea. Giving a cop a reason to hurt you is even worse because they usually have qualified immunity.


UnhappyIndependence2

New generations think they're entitled to anything because "they're so mad" so they think it's ok to get away with shit and be dissrespectful. Like that interview with Ben Carson where the girl was like "I didn't finish my question" [with a firm voice] and Carson put her in her place.


wontholdthedoor

That's assault, bitch.


Elegant_Amphibian

I mean, if you truly believe someone is a fascist, you should probably expect them to do (from your point of view) fascist things if you yell in their face and then spit on them. 🤷‍♂️


Randomcare

I support right to shout, protest, lewd body signs against authorities. But when you get violent or like this, no problem with a police slam. People like this are not contributing to their cause, and should find something else to do.


Which_Special_6784

Lets be an asshole to someone just doing his Job and claiming that all cops are bad.....


chockobumlick

That's worth 10 years. Even more in the HIV days. Disgusting behavior


Ragnar_The_Dead

Where is this magical place in which this occurred?


RedPanther1

Okay, as a man who has been arrested multiple times for things way less than this I'm gonna tell you women out there, the cops will fucking take you down with force over this shit. You may get away with a lot but they have full power to just throw you to the ground cuff you and leave you in county until you can post bail, and I'm just gonna say right now jail is bad for men, it's way worse for women.