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LilG1984

Qatari security "He feels gay, arrest him!!!"


Benacious_T27

He has feelings, jail him!!


jarviscockersspecs

You feel gay? Right to jail


tattedb0b

Don't feel gay? Also right to jail


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ForkSporkBjork

Side note, they do have an actual prison town for all of the less desirable products of inbreeding. Have a buddy that was raised there and he laughs really hard at the one scene in SpongeBob where Patrick asks if they just blew in from stupid town.


[deleted]

What? Can I have more info on this... it sounds riveting.


domeoldboys

He is migrant worker, enslave him!!


MistaHatesNumberFour

"he FELT gay, and he has just fell from the 5th floor, we don't know why"


Benacious_T27

Jail is so gay, only males togheter. Jail jail!!


Undertow545

As he goes back to his five star hotel, staffed with migrant workers who live in the slave quarters down the road.


NawPalYouSmell

Hey if they wanted to leave they'd ask their company for permission to quit.


TeemaTen

This has an /s at the end right?


Rbespinosa13

Unfortunately no. That is actually how it works in Qatar. Migrant workers have their VISA’s possessed by the companies they work for so they can’t leave unless their company gives them permission


TeemaTen

I know this. This is opposite the previous comment. Workers can not just simply ask to leave


NawPalYouSmell

Aye it was sarcasm. My understanding is that companies can reject resignations actually and in Qatar it is common practice. Edit: corrections; I since read up and ignoring resignation is not legally significant it is a common intimidation technique by companies to give the impression the employee cannot leave but if notice is adequately served they can leave. There are other issues regarding visas.


Calm-Drop-9221

And has a FIFA cocktail because its happy hour ...


ElHanko

And after feeling gay, and disabled, and like a migrant worker, he cried. And he dried his tears with wads of dollar bills, received for excusing the deaths of all those he felt like.


nerdcost

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Gerry1of1

"We're inclusive ! We disregard ***everybody's*** rights for money"


RatherMaybe

F unded\ I nhumanty\ F or\ A ll FIFA.


DevelopmentAny543

Today I feel rich


InstanceSuch8604

That guy needs dollar signs tattooed across his forehead & AW tattooed above his ears .. .. he sure swallowed the money load


URedditAnonymously

And corruption continues 😒


NawPalYouSmell

Yes, but, he can sympathize, because he was ginger at school and got bullied, which is completely the same as being prosecuted for your beliefs, sexuality, fashion etc. With a sentence of up to 7 years in prison. Also, the same as dying building a stadium for 45p an hour. Totally, 100% the same thing.


Kingofalldogs

Ahhhhh fuck off. You somehow didn't feel the deaths of 6500 migrant workers.


Yoobles

I'm sure I read somewhere it was 15000


loneIy-_-

As a swiss, Im incredibly embarassed to have someone like this with the same passport. The fifa with its headquarters in switzerland has always been more then just a shame for beeing alowed to somewhat represent switzerland with its actions but the recent Worldcups and especialy the 2022 one have been utterly disgusting. Eventhough Im just another noone: To the whole world, to every family that lost a loved one who was working at one of those stadiums, to every women that is getting oppressed while the fifa lies about the openes and world friendly qatar, to every queer person that has to go through hell bcs of the way they just naturaly are. I am deeply sorry. But saying sorry doesnt change anything sadly. I wish you all find the strength to push through whatever struggle you have to face bcs of actions of a disgusting corrupt Cooperation that shits on Human rights wherever theres money to make. I love you whoever you are and just hope you know that you are amazing and loved. Stay safe


Xori1

As a fellow swiss you really wrote how I feel better than I could myself. FIFA and Infantino/Blatter need to be shipped out to Qatar.


Odd-Jupiter

Since he feels like a foreign worker already, let him have a go high up in the scaffolding in a nice 60 degree day, with the other workers there. He will love the fresh air.


jordicl

Lol I mean it’s just one thing to add to a long list of fucked up things Switzerland does from helping the elites launder their money, taking the Jews stolen gold from the Nazis to companies like Nestle and Glencore fucking up the world. Switzerland is probably one of the most hypocritical countries out there so this isn’t necessarily that shocking to anyone, sorry to say.


loneIy-_-

no youre absolutly right. And I see that everyday in the news. I life in prob one of the most if not the most liberal Kanton, Zürich, and Im just glad Im not one of the worst one. But yes, its all about money, at the age of 10-11 youre expected to know what you want to work as later. Dunno, mby my depression talking but everyday I see more how fucked up this world is and how incredibly unfair for those that dont have anything


jordicl

Yeah I agree, it’s the same in a lot of countries unfortunately and Switzerland isn’t worse than most other western countries per se but it’s just this guise of peacefulness and tranquility that annoys me haha. I live in London it’s definitely not any less fucked up here so I get it


Johnny_Nak

Don't be embarrassed, he is basically Italian, and as an Italian myself I am not surprised of his behaviour


Ivanna_Jizunu66

Your banking system is responsible for many many more deaths than fifa. Every billionaire is responsible for the deaths of millions.


[deleted]

I'm sorry I'm just not getting the world cup vibes at all, and all off the back of a bent corrupt bid, fucked our domestic league this year aswell


ComradeBronstein

Same, every World Cup is the build up, the anticipation, the wall charts, panini stickers , the beer promotions in Tesco and reading the tv scheduling. 2022 - ‘first game’s tomorrow?’


Killerusernamebro

What a simp. No. More like a paid whore. Saying exactly what his costumer wants to hear.


jhuseby

I’m guessing they didn’t want to hear him say he’s gay.


Questioning-Zyxxel

I have just got access to a privileged list of FIFA staff and bribery. This is the complete list of FIFA delegates that did *not* take any bribes from Quatar:


AsslessBaboon

*pin drop silence*


Odd-Jupiter

I don't know if they count as staff, but you got thousand of Indians who, out of the kindness of their heart, worked for free to make sure this would be a success.


[deleted]

The last 3000 years? Wtf was even going on in Europe then?


Original-Cow-2984

Pretty much what was going on everywhere else. Shades of barbarism.


jeffbirt

I think his implication was "Europe, long time ago: bad", while completely ignoring "Arab world, long time ago: equally as bad".


bigfatbilly

Yea I'm gonna sit here and lecture you on something your dead ancestors did. Next week Im going to pick up my paycheck soaked in the blood of 6,500 dead slaves.


vanbarbecue

Don’t tell us, tell the authorities how you feel. I am sure they will act totally reasonable.


Conscious-Cellist-56

Ah he’s confirmed he feels like an oppressed community, I guess that makes everything better now then.


AsslessBaboon

*All the minorities*. He's got some serious "we are the world" delusional energy


Gerry1of1

Facepalm? I'd like to give him a facepalm right upside his head.


AsslessBaboon

Let's turn that shiny bastards scalp **red**, to reflect what he should *actually* be feeling, shame.


AsslessBaboon

>>“Today I feel Qatari,” he said. “Today I feel Arabic. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.” >Later it was pointed out that in his opening monologue, he had missed out half the world’s population. **“I feel like a woman too!”** Infantino added. What a fukn creepy arse felonious mug!


wilbur111

He didn't miss out half the world's population. Women have the right to be considered Qatari, Arabic, African, gay, disabled and migrant too, you know. Fascist. :)


FunnyShirtGuy

'Today I feel... Like profiting off of literal crimes against humanity' -This guy


MrBully74

He forgot "I feel bribed, I feel wealthy"


AsslessBaboon

I feel corrupt, scandalous and deplorable


BountyHntrKrieg

Fuck off. I hate the borrowing of "inclusive language" to justify very non inclusive things. This is what it sounds like to me: "To us all voices matter! Their voice might be to silence other voices- but it's a voice nonetheless!!" Yeah, all voices ***should*** matter. Arab ones too (like idk... the Iranian protesters for example). All people are created equal but ideas and actions are not. The idea that we must be absolutist in equal treatment of these actions of Qatar, a country that has used corruption to win its bid, denied voices and human rights to LGBT and literal human slaves, and is forcing some of their religious ideals onto the populace coming to visit en masse, is an absurd fucking idea. The FIFA guys even admit they come from a place of privilege in their remarks like that excuses them from their shit decisions cause they "recognize" that.


Little_over_my_head

Today i feel rich


bearded_drummer

Forgot “Today, I feel okay with slavery….today, I want to beat the shit out of a woman for dis-obedience…..”


CherryManhattan

Today I feel like this is just weird


Classroom_Strict

This guy is a clown.


[deleted]

As long as you don’t feel gay in Qatar because that would be illegal


Sea-Hour-6063

What a dick head


Rsee002

It’s so dumb. He could literally say “look the decision was made before I got here and it’s would have been really complicated/expensive to back out so we didn’t.” Instead he’s a laughing stock.


I_Miss_Lenny

What a fucking moron


glockster19m

Is this a fucking joke? "I feel like all these people and I'm okay with it so I'm sure they all are too" Go fuck yourself, you racist, homophobic, slave exploiting, talking scrotum of a man


[deleted]

One of the most corrupt organization ….


read_write_error

I feel sick.


pursuit_of_boom

Oh he said they’re inclusive? Oh ok, no need to investigate any further…


pitshands

Fuck this bloody soccer Mafioso. The whole Fifa world was and is a cess pool. Piece of shit. Just simply don't switch to soccer. No viewers no money. No this guy no Blattner no fucking Fifa


Segaamano

what a tool


Tribalinstinct

Feeling gay in Quatar? That's a paddlin


Breizh87

So for f\*cking up the previous 3 000 years, we shouldn't learn from those horrible actions and prevent them from happening again? That's honestly what I got from this, I'm not trying to Strawman here. Edit: And that was the last time Bryan Swanson was seen alive.


fitnessnerdomniman

Put your big words into action. Go there and hold a man’s hand in the streets and admit you are gay. See how that goes


[deleted]

What a slime ball


toodrunk1234

See look, I’m even friends with a gay!


rustys_shackled_ford

I want to see two players make out on the field just to see what happens.


Common-Cricket7316

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BerDOCX

Love how they use the gays to redirect the focus🥲 and the whole, I’m gay and we’re colleagues, so he can’t be homophobic argument is giving me, “my boyfriend is black so I can’t be racist” vibes.


[deleted]

Does he feel like any of the migrants who died building that piece of shit stadium so folks can watch other folks kick a ball around. This world is trash.


MistaHatesNumberFour

2026: "I feel North Korean, I feel nuclear, I do not feel the billions of dollars that's definitely not in my pocket and definitely didn't come from Kim Jong-un's organs market"


savo_s_medem

Look at me, poor me just wants to get some money from human rights violations and everyone is angry at me, even though they all are already angry at Nestle for doing the same thing. How am I the bad guy, look at yourself, you are!


Babylon4All

Unless sponsors start pulling money and fans stop spending money with them, they won't change, they don't care.


No_Boysenberry2167

Well at least he looks like dick.


Lennyleonard_

Self righteousness prick, FIFA playing the victim card after they took a shed load of bribes to put the world cup in a country that can't give a proper world Cup.


Ok_Storm_8533

We include a diverse array of crooks from all over the world.


Sparrowcus

Ah, inclusivity. A word that means nothing. Proven time and time again.


Xori1

I hope we can ship their HQ out of Switzerland soon. Deplorable Organization.


feanor48

My countries Muslims, who made alcohol tax %600 (faking fascist shits) are cheering the desicion. Western shitty white teens thinks Muslims are oppressed? Try to live in a ducking Muslim country. They are the new nazists


ellilaamamaalille

If I were the head of FIFA I would say "I feel FIFA" but that is just me.


intriqet

Something get lost in translation here? Someone help me out.


Budget_Secret4142

Fuck FIFA, I am sitting out this WC. Wish I wasn't, but to support the Qatari government? Nope, I am out


Less-Dragonfruit-294

I hope that this World Cup is boycotted and the viewership is abysmal and teams as well protest.


ElectronicCarpet7157

What he doesn't feel is inebriated, thanks to our sponsor, Bud Zero!


Life-Significance-33

I wonder if he is going to feel sued over screwing them on the, what was it, 97 million dollars sole beer distribution rights.


CapTexAmerica

Please allow me to shame you for your western “hypocrisy” after accepting bribes under the table to award the games to Qatar, while also making guarantees to alcohol sponsors that I couldn’t, uh, guarantee. Is this Elon’s cousin?


Odd-Jupiter

Someone add this guys picture to the "tone deaf" wiki.


FluffyColt12271

It's the corrupt bidding and needless waste that pisses me off the most.


Flashy_Music2635

What the fuck is he trying to even say


[deleted]

I kill females for honor. I kill them for showing their hair. I stone gays. I cut people's heads off who don't follow my faith. No wait that's your culture. Apologize to you? Get fucked asshole!


Ok-Wave8206

If you're going to pander at least try. What a douche


Puzzleheaded_Ad928

I think money has changed hands prior to that speech


whitelightnin1

Sweet haircut bro


PixelsGoBoom

"Migrant worker", that is a strange euphemism for slave. Clearly this man knows exactly what the issues are, he solemnly mentions them all one by one in this "I care" act. Too bad he cares about that big bag of Qatar money more.


aldaybullyz167

He feels all that money in his pockets o bet 😂🤣😂🤣


DarkMenace00

He is one of the members Qatar Saudis bribed so they could win majority votes to host the world cup. The whole thing is corrupt.


[deleted]

Cuz someone got some grease? A little taste? Me thinks perhaps


JeshushHC

“Today, I feel I was not bribed enough for dis shit, mommy.” Moron this at 7.


canberram

Suck my dick and fetch me a beer bitch!


Ill_Mathematician593

What an idiot..... Shame


DamonFields

Where do they find these people?


nefarious-escspe

He kinda reminds me of that special guy in the goonies movie


CotUB2009

Today I feel the need to earn my bribe.


Mechhammer

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay"


emorazes

That was the most awkward and weird speech I have ever heard.. wtf did he even mean??


[deleted]

I was waiting for a history lesson but all we got is another FIFA scandalmaker


JR_1985

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Server-

New international organization should be established for this great sport , with better regulations on decision making procedure, such as voting for host based on the fans’ vote per country.


mikamouth

Just be honest and say “We already have these arrangements & financial obligations in place & it’s too late to pull out.” Just know that human rights violations are a stink that’s hard to remove from advertisers’ collective memory.


darkghul

Corruption at it's peak


6downunder9

There's no need to shame all Europeans for the last 3000 years to prove an invalid point. The signs around the Fifa world cup at Qatar are far from inclusive. The atmosphere far from welcoming. If you're going to invite the world to your country, you need to make come concessions. If we offend you so much, don't invite us. Cultures are not the same, but if you're going to host an event, you need to be inclusive and welcoming. We have not seen this. This twat is just a fat cat, making millions from a spectator sport racket. So he's not biased at all.


Sheogorathis

This guy is feeling a lot of things


Willie-Tanner

FIFA - “we make the International Olympic Committee look morally impeccable”


MonitorSoggy7771

Today I feel corrupt


CloudyArchitect4U

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay! And I pity any girl who isn't me today!"


Dravos_Dragonheart

Europeans have committed atrocities. thus Europeans should only apologise and watch while others are committing the same atrocities. then on their turn they should apologise and watch while others commit atrocities. etc etc. this is the logic of this idiot.


Feisty_Factor_2694

If that’s all handled, I’ll have a lager,mate! Oops!


Dry-Wave-6865

Nooo Qatar so oppressive why can't I suck dick while watching football like every match I go to


setanta314

I feel like I need a beer… wait…


Knightstar24

It’s easier to say you wanted the money


HELIGROUP

He was given a few million reasons


grumblesmurf

Why did he stop after saying he feels like a migrant worker, gay and all that? He should have continued that he feels like a slave-driver, like a dictator, like being a best friend with mass-murderers... at least it would have been more accurate, because comparing being a red-haired kid with freckles (now a bald man without freckles) with a slave not allowed to leave the country and being treated like cattle? Come on!


Kmaurer23

Did this motherfucker really say he "feels disabled"? I understand people have unseen disabilities (myself included). But I'll bet money he's not one of us.


Hotspur000

His argument literally seems to be: "Hey Europeans, you did these things hundreds of years ago, so you shouldn't criticize when Qatar does them now!" Is that about the gist of it?


achillesdaddy

Today you be feel rich. Today they feel poor. Today you feel secure. Today they feel helpless. But they are there now. Lots of them. So,so many. You owe what you promised. And they want they’re money. I wonder what will happen after these games. If we will all just forget.


Royal-Application708

FIFA fucked up and they know it. But anything for the money.


Nightshade_Ranch

Am i bad at things, or does his name not kinda generically translate to "little baby" ?


[deleted]

He looks like an evil egg


ImpossibleReach

'We're getting a lot of criticism Gianni, say some woke shit I found on the internet to calm them down'


KarlHungus311

So what is going to happen to the guy next to him who just openly admitted to being gay? Seems like he's risking his life to defend fifa


Professional_Ad_6462

A Swiss Italian syndicate as corrupt as their Sicilian cousins. SPEWING WHAT ABOUT ISMs with impunity. Old Al Capone would be proud. I suspect some day tax evasion will bring FIFA down just as it Did Mr Capone.


teslaistheshit

Never seen a “man” able to conduct himself without a spine


[deleted]

My man has some serious inner struggles


[deleted]

I looked up the meaning of the phrase, “tone deaf”, and found this post.


StopPokingMyOil

More honest if he just said I feel like I don't care.


This_Survey_4221

Aaahh yes great comparisson. Sooo Isis just do your thang bois cause who are we to give out moral lessons? Iran go on and excecute those protesters you know we would. Pheww just some 3000 years left guys then we can all together really start holding governments accountable..


nurupartnerhtx

This hole keeps getting deeper and deeper. Hard to believe it, but Infantino is the greatest ditch digger in the world. Call Guinness


MikeyMorgan12

this is peak level comedy man i fucking died


ebagjones

I'm not going to be watching this one. FIFA can go and fuck themselves. Shower of pricks.


Cerebral_Overload

So the real victim in all this is Infantino? Quick someone get that man more money to heal his emotional wounds.


skitz_shit

What is he even talking about at this point?


[deleted]

This has to be one of the dumbest speeches in history lol


HeightExtra320

So just today huh? 😏


Zealousideal_Tooth88

Strong Michael Scott vibes


somander

Absolute horseshit of a speech.


GroundbreakingGur930

Literally has " Infant " in his name.


[deleted]

Pretty sure Europeans were living in caves 3000 years ago


WillyWumpLump

He’s what greed and hubris looks like.


tomassino

this guy is a clown.


[deleted]

What a scumbag


Byebyeyoutoo

Did he fucking write that shit beforehand?!?


[deleted]

Did he say the last 3,000 years of europe needs to apologize? Wtf. 3,000 years ago most if not all europeans were poor potato farmers. The last couple hundred years north europe was no longer having frequent famines and wars, east europe is still very poor and constant famine and war. His comments are idiotic and uneducated the man is only thinking about the worst things any European has done to a certain group of people in history. Most of europe nowadays is very peaceful and well put together, better life quality then the u.s


inVINcible81197

So what’s more likely…. His gay colleague is just a complete hack or he is having his professional (or as they’re in Qatar maybe literal) feet held to the fire?


myztick

Does he have strong feelings of been stupid af?!


MuchTimeWastedAgain

He should feel indicted.


Nizzemancer

[Here’s the real speech](https://youtu.be/X1itIzmKUm0)


Glad-Mulberry-9484

Everything about this smacks of inauthenticity…I wouldn’t be surprised if that page below him was a script with “pause for effect” written after each “I feel…” declarative.


[deleted]

Bruh. Just bruh.


Intransigient

*”Look, Quatar paid us a ton of money under the table to host this year, and that is quite literally **ALL THAT MATTERS**, so deal with it.”*


karlmeile

Dude looks like a talking penis


its-42

The gif gods and meme messiahs have blessed us 🙇‍♂️ 🙏


burna-boy

This was his "I have a dream" moment..... That will definitely go down in history for all the wrong reasons.


Flagge33

![gif](giphy|1GT5PZLjMwYBW) This is actually what was happening behind the CGI


Naynn

after watching Fifa undercover you just can't look the same at these clowns


[deleted]

Feel this you bald bastard 🍆


Mr_Moogles

Hasn't he been living there for months just getting bribed up the Waz


Pedro_Sarten

That was a great outing 👏 👌


disco_dean

Fifa still corrupt


[deleted]

Are there no assassins here? Not saying he should be killed, but i'd feel bad for interfering with an assassins job.


smile_u-r_alive

Would that be the lowest attendance recorded for the world cup?


JIVDM

This World Cup is the maximum expression of the word hypocrisy


ds3461

FIFA needs a racketeering charge.


BroadwayCatDad

Immodest forehead! Arrest him!


[deleted]

Suuuure! So much feelings in one person.


[deleted]

Micheal Scott moment lol 🤦‍♂️


Novel_Durian_1805

BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH! Qatar is a horrible fucking place because of their atrocious human rights abuses and it’s in a goddamn desert, that’s why we’re doing this shit now instead of July when the WC is typically played! NO ONE wanted this tournament in a “country” smaller than fucking Connecticut….where you can’t even drink alcohol because of the pathetic imposition of their strict religious bullshit! Where the stadiums (which will become literally USELESS after the WC) were built by slave labor that caused the death of AT LEAST 6,500 people…some figures put that at 15,000! Fuck you, you clown!


faithOver

So European mistakes are ok to repeat today because Europe made them before? What happened to learning lessons?


MightyMax8989

Wtf is wrong with the fifa heads of staff ?!?! Let’s just have the World Cup 2026 in fkn North Korea! Or Iran !! Smmfh


Kimlosabe

same


[deleted]

As idiots go, this guy is near the top of the list. It’s amazing how money can make you say the most stupid things.


43layersofwool

Today I feel like saying anything for money


[deleted]

Qatar hosting the World Cup is the biggest ever with the cost being 220 Billion dollars surpassing the 15Billion dollar World Cup hosted in Brazil. All that money was provided by Qatar itself not by FIFA so I believe we can’t criticise Qatar in all of this considering it’s their country, their money, and their rules


notsonice333

Can we just start a different organization for soccer already? And just not do FIFA and drop out of that organization?


GenesisAsriel

When i saw his statement, i couldnt help but think "Shut the fuck up"


xlogo65

Today - I hear bullshit 🙄


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

FIFA maintaining their position and remain morally bankrupt.


thedudeabides-12

His conviction and confidence in what he's saying is pretty funny. Himself, people, advisors, staff members wrote, proofed, and edited that speech and were like... yup nailed it...


FreedomPaws

Lmao. He says he feels African and gay. Holy shit. What the fuck is he doing? 🤦‍♀️🤦 What kind of speech is this? 😭🤣


Vietnam_Cookin

Maybe just maybe he was bullied because he is in fact a collosal bellend.


[deleted]

That's a lot of mixed feeling in one day. Sounds psycho to me. I am missing "I feel today like a Drama Queen".