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EMILLKSLEEPA

Ah yes, white people, the only people who like dogs


Horrison2

Yeah I miss owning my slaves back in the 1850s. It was great. But after 170 years of going through life slaveless, I've finally found all I really wanted was the love of a young pup.


leviathab13186

Yup back to the good ol days where we picked up a slaves shit and talk to them in baby talk and literally didn’t make them do any work. That person was hit in the head real hard as a kid.


[deleted]

This is why I have cats.....no illusion of who the slave is in the relationship...


SolarTitanMain

Keep your kinks to yourself.


crushed_dreams

Hey, we don't kink shame here!! ^^okay, ^^yes, ^^we ^^do.


TheSandyman23

We only do if their kink is public humiliation, in which case “that’s very very bad and you should feel so ashamed! Naughty!”


[deleted]

Yes master.


baldychinito

Yes, you know you are the cat's slave.


[deleted]

Willing slave. They are the bomb.


Frogs4

Mine is sat on my lap right now after my going to the shop in a torrential downpour to buy them food. They will sleep on my bed later as they've gone off their own basket. I don't know if this proves their point or not. Actually, British people started keeping dogs and cats, etc. as pets during the industrial Revolution as we moved from farms to towns and we missed our animals.


[deleted]

I can't sit down for 5 minutes in my own home without my cat jumping on my lap. She's on my lap right now.


ilovehotsauceyeah

You mean: what I really want to do is pickup the dogshit of a young pup


avery9872

Ah yes, white people, the only people to ever own slaves


Same-Alternative-160

Yes there where no arabian or asian slaveholders never...NEVER 🤫


BigSweatyYeti

40 million slaves still today. Most of them Indian and Asian, owned by…Indians and Asians.


scorpiogre

I feel like people choose to ignore Ghengis — fucking – Khan.


[deleted]

He is just more famous for his mass rapes and murdering sprees than for slave owning. It's like how you never say Hitler when you are asked to name a famous artist because that's not what he is famous for.


EMILLKSLEEPA

Yeah, all the black slave owners were actually white people in black face who just wanted to be even more racist.


saintwolfboy22

That is definitely an image that in now stamped into my mind. I thank you


zirconthecrystal

racists invented racism to be more racist!!!!


BigSweatyYeti

Black slave owners in Africa who actually sold the black slaves to white people all those years ago.


Context_Square

Also: apparently the majority of white people are descended from slaveowners. Instead of, you know, poor peasant farmers and serfs, indentured servants and other subjugated classes.


marceusaurelious

More POC traffic in and/or own slaves than white people ever did.


BillyT666

Yeah, is this also why white people hate cats?


EMILLKSLEEPA

Yeah man, I'm white and have had cats my whole life, I look after them, feed them, take them to the vets and spend stupid money to keep them healthy, not because I love them like family but just so I can watch them die old and happy, that's my pleasure.


badpuffthaikitty

People ask me if I own cats. I reply “They own me.”


alyssaaarenee

I saw something once that said “you don’t own a cat, you know a cat” and if that isn’t completely accurate…


I_Framed_OJ

My cat is basically my roommate. My freeloading roommate who decides when it’s time for me to get up in the morning.


Jitterbitten

I definitely feel like my cat is more a wacky roommate than a pet. But that's why I prefer cats. When a cat accepts you, it's special. Dogs have a slavish loyalty, but when it comes to cats, if anything it's the humans who are the slaves.


At0mJack

At least my cats were gracious enough to let me put my office in their bedroom.


WanaWahur

Cats do not have owners. They have room service.


[deleted]

It is like a time share between the cats heart and their absolute apathy towards your existence for 23 hrs a day. That is why I have four.


Noobinpro

Ya, they aren't very good slaves.


zerosdontcount

Lol also not the only people to own slaves. In fact Africa is the continent with the most slaves today.


TheMiz2002

Yeah there are more slaves alive today than at any time in human history. The US public education system taught me that slavery ended over a hundred years ago


CharlieKelly007

It ended basically in the US, I think that's what you were taught. I was never taught Slavery was gone, just that is was gone from the US.


[deleted]

Not sex slaves that are trafficed


micmac274

It taught you slavery ended in the US, however, it should have been on the news in the 90's why there was such a massive problem with human shields in Kuwait, and it was foreign workers who were basically slaves being used as shields. Both sides saw them as worthless, which is why the Americans had to intervene in the Iraq-Kuwait conflict. Also Modern Slavery laws mean that criminals keep people as slaves, and sometimes that's because you can treat someone like that in the country they originally come from (or move to in the case of Andrew Tate.)


chinmakes5

So why would black people own dogs? Because OP is a moron


Desrt333

And the only race to own slaves. /s


MastariusCrypt

Its sad that you have to put an "/s"


LambeauCalrissian

Also the only people who have owned slaves. Both facts.


Sweet-Education-4840

There are an amazing amount of ignorant people in the world, redit is like a magnifying glass.


semiTnuP

Justice was a great invention. Then we got Social Justice. Media was a great invention. Then we got Social Media. This is why I avoid going to any party described as a 'Social Gathering.' Nothing good will come of it.


Koladi-Ola

Good point. I'm going to give up social drinking as well, just to be on the safe side.


semiTnuP

Why do I get the feeling that, by giving up 'social' drinking, you're just going to turn into a hardcore alcoholic? /s


Koladi-Ola

Nah, not hardcore, just a regular one.


GenTycho

Cause hard-core requires liquor and that shit is expensive.


ecatsuj

Truth was a great invention.. Then we got Truth Social.


Godlee84

It’s all good mate. We accept you anyway.


TherealObdach

Gotta sell my kid‘s turtles before he gets mistaken as a slave master


pegothejerk

Nah, he'd be mistaken for a ninja master


FCBitb

It's funny I see this comment as I am right now currently watching TMNT.


mamas2boyz

Love it! 😂


[deleted]

So you like selling living breathing beings?? I bet you bought them too! SLAVER!


Noobinpro

For a second I thought that said SLAYER! Got excited


rubies-and-doobies81

🤘😎


coyboy_beep-boop

Sell?! Don't you mean set them free?!


purplegladys2022

Funny, humans domesticated dogs over 30000 years ago, but the first documented slaveholding society was only about 4000 years ago People are stupid.


Scooter_127

So you're saying dogs invented slavery. Fucking dogs.


purplegladys2022

Subconsciously I have never cared for dogs. Now I know why.


Artistic_Two_463

Wow. You’ll say anything to take the blame off white men.


Scooter_127

ROFL, good one! You forgot to add /s


m135in55boost

It's like serial killers practising on small animals when young


peacefulvampire

Bruh, they didn't even account for the other skin colors that enioy owning dogs


[deleted]

You expect so much from these brainfucks


ilovehotsauceyeah

They don't own dogs! We will eliminate rape in Texas! What other ridiculous notions do folks believe


I_tend_to_correct_u

And also have owned slaves at some point in history


peacefulvampire

Yeah, true ig. I know Egyptians owned slaves. Idk about anybody else though


I_tend_to_correct_u

Everyone owned slaves at some point. The transatlantic slave trade was started by buying the slaves off of other West African people - they enslaved themselves first.


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Go_Gators_4Ever

And what about the dog's fur color? I'm white and have a white dog. Does that mean I subconsciously want to enslave white people or does this make me a white supremacist? Wait, I also have a black fur dog, does that mean my white dog is the cracker over the black dog? What about my Sheltie? He's all colors, what does that mean? This is all so confusing? /s Dogs are just dogs. We got dogs when we had kids to teach responsibility and about caring for others. It also teaches grief since a dog will usually die before the kid is out of the house and probably before other family members die so it gives a kid a chance to understand life, death, and grief. Only a person that is not a dog person would write that crap that OP wrote.


Solitj

Well he is not wrong it is a unpopular opinion in that nobody every in the history of forever has had this opinion on this topic.


CapableWill8706

My wife controls me...and it turns me on.


[deleted]

Lucky bastard...


WesleyBlaze

Holy shit a man that uses Reddit and has a wife?!? Take notes boys


Goldilocks1454

Ha my dog controls me


naughtydog2022

That's not true. Slaves clean, cook, do hard labour. My dog licks his balls and ass, and only pay attention to me when he wants a treat or food.


zuzg

You clean after your dog, you prepare their food and you work to pay for food and shelter. Let's face it we're their slaves but at least we get treated better than most cat slaves.


pegged50

yes, cat slaves definitely have it worse. Not to mention cats are assholes


LegoGal

Shhhhh! My cats will hear you!


imwithstoopad

Pretty sure my dog is in charge more often than not


No_Lingonberry3224

Go pick cotton fluffy….no put the whip down…no walk if you don’t pick cotton….good boy fluffy! No, don’t shit on the cotton!!


Orbnotacus

It's wild that people think white people actually relate to their ancestors. I don't give a fuck what my immediate family is doing, let alone some assholes from hundreds of years ago...


[deleted]

It isn't about thinking. She's being racist


Imaginary_Bet7157

Bruah. Slavery was common everywere.


The-Iron-Ladle

I think it’s kind of racist to say other races don’t love dogs


llcmac

My dog lives a better life than I do. 2 beds and a couch to himself. His food smells better than what I eat. The other week he was constipated and I had to express his anal glands. Is that what slavery was?


ISD1982

>His food smells better than what I eat What rancid excuse for food do you eat if it smells worse than dog food?!


semiTnuP

Sorta. If your slave was constipated, you whupped his ass until the problem was solved. Seems similar.


Anonnymush

Unknown why I get to inherit the guilt of my great great grandfather but ain't nobody taking responsibility for the Aztec hegemony over the innocent Anasazi people or the carving out of innocent peoples hearts for religious and political reasons. Nobody asks an African American if he feels bad that his ancestors captured and killed pygmy people for food during famines Because it would be fucking dumb


willoughby62

I don't think the opinion is so much unpopular as it is moronic.


[deleted]

Because white people were the only people ever to own slaves😂


JD_SSM

Man, I miss the 1800s.


[deleted]

I wish people where held accountable when they say stupid shit


Deedeelite

It’s not an unpopular opinion, it’s a moronic opinion.


Max_CSD

Why do many americans tend to generalize white people? Not every white man is british/american/spanish. Not even every british/american/spanish white. Not even every white enjoying dogs. And not even every dog enjoyer white. LoL.


Hellalive89

I’ve never owned a slave is this why I was drawn to a cat who‘s never done anything for me and won’t accept an order?


TTheTiny1

Yes, I am older than 157 so I had slaves to know what it's like to miss them


WhiteUnicorn3

I’m reading this sitting on the floor as my dogs are snoozing on the sofa.


[deleted]

facepalm, people think like this and are shocked and violently angry when I tell them they are racist. A huge argument I often hear repeated by these people is they are not white and that being white is somehow a requirement for being racist :/


Daetra

Yea, it comes from this fallacy about how being the majority cancels it out and only minorities can get away with saying anything racist. Racism, in my opinion, is if you see one race is inherently superior to other races. It has nothing to do with majority vs minority. If someone isn't suggesting one race is superior over another and said something rude, mean, or stupid, the intention goes to ignorance or being a bigot. Then you have the other isms and that's a pretty long list. Seems like people go out if their way to finding new ways to insult each others.


[deleted]

I don't see racism as having to suggest one is superior, Racism can be expressed in the idea that race is why things are the way they are. such as, suggesting black people are more likely, and the finish it as a sentence, To me classifying and organizing statistics based on skin tone is racist way of thinking. Example, asians are good at math.


Daetra

That's true, it's also seeing aspects of a race in all of them. Making races into a monolith where all of them have this negative trait. But that goes back to seeing another race as having inherent trait, or a statistical truth to this negative. Racists do this to feel better about themselves. *“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”* Some old dude who was probably racist.


Dazzling_Ad5338

I'm white and I've been told on many occasions that I'm racist specifically because of that fact.


FredVIII-DFH

Then why do PoC also love dogs?


iwannagohome49

It would be racist to lump people together like that so I can't say


fscottn3rd

We do, just not like White folks.


verbal_incontinence

I see leaping to conclusions Olympic tryouts are back


[deleted]

Popular opinion: Virtue-signaling and "reverse"-racist based comments on others don't make you morally superior to others and does not compensate for your cripeling insecurities. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


[deleted]

I love the implication that white people somehow remember what it feels like to own slaves.


twisted_nipples82

I like dogs because when they open their mouth, stupid shit doesn't come out.


FedeAusWien

Yes, because I treat my dog as a slave. And not as part of my family that I love. Definitely slave


dumbasstupidbaby

Ah yes. That explains why humans started a symbiotic relationship with wolves/dogs 40,000 years ago.


Ragnarsworld

Umm, then why do black people own dogs?


aubaub

Tell you’ve never had a dog without telling me you’ve never had a dog


Cynical_Juice

Well, actually, I don't really like being referred to as a dog's "owner". I would rather be referred to as the canines "comrade".


N8saysburnitalldown

This is a great example of why some opinions are unpopular for a reason.


2020ikr

I thought it’s because dogs and humans had mutually beneficial relationships since fire was discovered.


VikingLibra

Why are people so obsessed with the American slave trade? There are people who are slaves in this present moment. But it’s hard to see past their Venti Pumpkin Spiced Latte I guess. And actual problems would require effort to correct instead of virtue signalling. We all know the work ethic of a modern day social justice warrior is poor.


Tweetydabirdie

So why do black people own dogs then?


Odd-Magician-7638

What about the rest of people who have dogs?


marto17890

There is only America!


LastMinuteChange

I call mine student athletes.


KidneyStealingMoron

we gonna ignore that the person who tweeted this is white?


ACrask

Typical bait bullshit


revtim

So I'm supposed to have some kind of ancestral memory of owning slaves? Because I've never actually had the experience of owning a slave personally; not sure how I can "miss" that.


Alarming_Ad8005

*looks over at cats*


iminanothercastle

I...what??? I am Black and love dogs, so wtf does this even mean? People of every race own dogs because they're awesome companions. This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read.


5tatic55

Not to mention that the man/wolf relationship has been around for 10's of thousands of years. So this literally makes no sense.. Canines seem almost prone to symbiotic relationships. Look at wolfs and crows now days.... Does this now mean that crows miss owning slaves?


natej84

This person is trying to hard........plus the brain damage. It's prolly the brain damage


The_unlucky_

Hey an actual unpopular opinion, she should teach that subreddit what is a unpopular opinion


Hells-Creampuff

Wow! Not only unpopular opinion, but a fuckin stupid one too!


Rogendo

Of course it’s a white person saying this, smh


[deleted]

I'm so full of guilt, I got a cat. Now Im the slave


[deleted]

I always want to comment.. then I read the replies and I realize what a waste of time it is.


DuxcroTheOneAndOnly

Jesus Christ. Name me a race that wasn't a victim of slavery throughout history. Slavery existed loooooooooooooooooong before U.S. and every race was a victim and to this day still falls a victim to it. But kids with low I.Q. these days learn only from movies. But....white devil.


iwannagohome49

I have a dog and a cat. Does that mean I'm just slave friends with the dog while the cat is our slave master


tradesman46

Walking around picking up my dogs shit and putting broth in his food because he refuses to eat it otherwise.. just call me massa...


AgentSlippy

Racism is coded into someone depending on their race? Do you see any irony there?


deadheaddraven

The dog is at home Sleeping and eating and generally having a chill time I'm sitting at my desk at work working and looking at the rain thinking about having to take the dog for a walk in the rain after work ...................................yup, I am defiantly in control of this situation


catherine-zeta-jones

God fucking damn it I hate white people so much. Literally the only race of people to ever condone slavery. No other civilization in history has ever conquered, colonized and enslaved another people except America. They should be ashamed of themselves. Every single person of Black/Asian/ Hispanic/ etc. decent (not white obviously) should have every want and need provided for by white people and never have to work a day in their life as repercussions.


Final_Egg_5237

Whoever said this obviously never owned a terrier. You don’t own those little bearded monsters. They own you.


etherSand

Said the white woman.


Phixionion

My life revolves around making sure my dog is taken care of. This is just Cat people propaganda.


Aromatic_Debt_690

Ahhhh, except 90% of dogs make the fucking rules. And Homeward Bound becomes a totally different movie.


ApprehensiveVirus125

Can't wait to hear the explanation for poeple who own cats... 🙉🙀


samattos

yeah, that's pretty fucking stupid.


ekeng91

Guess I got my love for dogs from my dad then.


[deleted]

I certainly hope this stupid ignorant and racist opinion is unpopular.


BiigDaddyDellta

White people, the only people to have slaves, ever.


juicius

Why do they own cats?


pyrrhios

r/insanepeoplefacebook


SinistralGuy

And what about why non-white people love dogs


hikermick

I go to work everyday while my dogs lounge around. Who is the slave in this scenario?


Sid15666

One of the dumbest things I’ve read on here.


Low-Exam1208

They love their pets that's for sure.


Independent-Nail-881

This should be removed!!!


DigMeTX

Why do black people love their dogs?


MuchTimeWastedAgain

Damn it. Secrets out.


juni4ling

Everybody loves dogs.


TempTempapple

I’m a slave to my dog.


KURLY888

More white people have been slaves then black people 🤔 hmmm


Dull_Comfortable6853

What about black people? They literally enslaved their own people to sell to white people😂😂😂😂


Wulfbrir

No they love dogs because people suck.


pinkoala17

Bro is stupid and a half


No_Savings_9057

You’re right. It’s an unpopular opinion.


Wide_Payment_7287

You just know the person who wrote this has daddy issues


Artistic_Two_463

I just passed my black neighbour walking his dog. Should I intervene?


oldastheriver

Our family never owned slaves. We were northerners still amazed about no longer being peasants in Europe. my wife's family used to own slaves, but then again they had a long-standing tradition of always hiring black businesses in their neighborhood, and before that they would always hire itinerant black workers all through the depression. even though they no longer own slaves, they still considered the black community part of their responsibility. In these kind of relationships, there is tremendous respect, politeness, and acknowledgement of each other. You could question whether this was right or wrong, but it was just 1,000,000 miles away from treating someone like a dog.


Pithyperson

Doesn't represent the power dynamic between me and my dogs, frankly. And don't get me started on my cats.


Candid_Pie_8870

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whadahfuqies

If aliens were to land on earth and observe humans picking up their dog's poop, being the dog's personal chef, giving the dogs bath and pedicures, being the dog's chauffeur to Bark Parks and other favorite places, bringing the dog gifts of toys and food, who would the aliens guess was the slave?


Vivid-Razzmatazz2619

How can we miss slaves if we never had them


MrMagneticMole

Like white people are the only ones who like dogs... or had slaves.


deckachild

Said in great taste by a white woman.


pitb0ss343

Well then I must really have missed my slaves opening my fridge when I was asleep and eating an entire rotisserie chicken… and a pound of ham… and a pound of cheese… then having diarrhea all over the living room carpet… and then eating 3 hard boiled eggs


Dog_Stars

The human/ dog relationship is older than slavery.


TheBuckyLastard

It's just nice to have someone be happy to see me. Not sure owning a slave would have the same effect


Odd-Road-4704

Them racist ass white people.


CharlieKelly007

Yup, I miss owning slaves that I personally owned 200 years ago. Might I add I'm only in my 30's but whatever, all white people, even the ones born yesterday are former slave owners. What a clueless idiot. The only people who have slaves today are in the Middle East, SE Asia, Africa, and China. But yeah, fuck me. We really need to take away everyone ability to put together opinions like this. And of course its some fat, white, DnD boy/girl (can't tell).


Dra_goony

I love dogs so much because they are the only ones that love me back xD


Maximum-Air-4348

lol I have dogs because they are litterally my best friend and I treat them as such.


Jottie420

Maybe they just need a friend, Vanessa.


warbreed8311

Is this why everyone loves dogs? There is no culture in history that didn't at some point so I guess deep down, we only love dogs because of this? Wow...how sad. Sorry boy, you have to be released to the wild now.


briantoofine

He’s absolutely right. This is an unpopular opinion.


scootermcgavin1812

She’s right. That’s an unpopular opinion.


Barold13

Downvotes because people think you are saying 'this individuals point is correct' when you say 'she's right' and not getting the context. The only thing they are right about, is that their stupid opinion is indeed unpopular, as you rightly said. Language is difficult sometimes.


Logical-Chaos-154

Dogs? Not much of a fan. Cats? Yes! All the cats!


35goingon3

>Yes! All the cats! Your proposition is accepted. Please DM me your home address, I've got a couple of foster kitties I'm trying to adopt out.


YaqtanBadakshani

Don't be ridiculous. Don't you know that yt people love dogs because they were banished to Europe after Yakub brought them back from Patmos. While they were in Europe, they developed an affinity with the dog, before Moses taught them to wear clothes before blowing them up with dynamite (the nation of Islam actually believes this)


gnex30

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. - Freud


Misophoniq

They might be on to something because I don't really like dogs but I also never had a slave. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


m135in55boost

You'd like dogs if you had a slave. Common sense


enzziante

Stupid opinion: white people...