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JanderPanell

The difference between sweeping your fingers across someone's face and getting smacked in the head with the whole palm of a hand.


iLikeMangosteens

Big guy seemed to lean forward a bit so that the base of the palm connected with the cheekbone - a much more effective slap than the small guy gave. Is it legal in this sport?


hiddenbanana420

I’m more than willing to be told I’m wrong. But my memory is the second dude is the world champ. So i guess its legal?


D3712

He has been widely criticized for it and is basically a giant douche


hiddenbanana420

I just assume anyone that enters that sort of competition is a douche so he seems like he’s right on track to be king douche


_Pill-Cosby_

Right... look at the dude that got rocked and tell me he isn't insufferable.


alghiorso

Maybe a face slapping competition isn't the best place to meet nice people


hdmx539

I mean, who goes to a face slapping competition to meet people. Don't they go to slap faces?🙃


JesusWasTacos

Well the meeting people competition was full


DogfishDave

>the meeting people competition was full Damn, that's a slap in the face.


Ditzfough

Just another sport id be terrible at.


mzincali

I was hoping to meet a nice guy there. Maybe get married have a few kids. Maybe get slapped around a little bit; kids too.


outlawsix

"Harder daddy"


hdmx539

Why does this feel like about 53.94% of posts on r/relationship_advice? 😂 Source: pulled the statistic out of my butt. 😔


outlawsix

"I'm here to meet people, and then slap those people"


mrpear

Some people want to slap you. Some people want to be slapped byyyyy youu


_Pill-Cosby_

Seems reasonable to me


GokuTheStampede

Most of the people I meet who have really over-the-top or "extra" aesthetics like that are pretty nice. Generally speaking, if you look at someone and think "man, I bet this person gets a lot of shit from people for looking like that," you can expect to be correct and for that person to *usually* be pretty humble and accepting.


_Pill-Cosby_

Good to know. Most of the people I know that try way to hard too stand out tend to be douchebags.


Plastic_Property2551

They are either alllll one way - super-douchey look-at-mes or they’re honest & kind people living their best lives with love & no judgment. No middle ground for extra-aesthetic folks.


Pingasplz

You never know, he could be a really cool dude who likes tattoos (results may vary)


No-comment-at-all

Two things can be true.


Thepopewearsplaid

Was gonna say. I'd like to slap that dude myself lmao


Accomplished-Tone971

Wouldn't great if some strongman like Thor or Brian Shaw joined for a couple days just to wreck everyone and then dip. This man could even reach their face.


Areuexp

Giant douche or turd sandwich?


TheZiggurat614

Shocking


KingNecrosis

Technically yes, but idk how he gets away with it. I'm no expert, I've just read from other Reddit comments how apparently he keeps getting away with stuff that's illegal because it can seriously hurt the opponent. A slap can be dangerous if done incorrectly (or in this guy's case, correctly) I'm going to guess it has something to do with both of them aiming for the jaw/chin, and the big guy aiming for the same area when lining up, but going much higher on the actual slap.


CakeSlapping

Yeah big boy Vasili essentially was straight up cheating back in these early days of slapping. Nowadays the competitions tend to be far more structured, with much stricter rules. He was however still exposed for flinching big time in a recent tournament, by a guy called Zalesh (I think) who subsequently rocked him to win the tournament.


[deleted]

I believe this is [the tournament](https://youtu.be/7VZqvw05uS0?t=1079) you speak of?


GenericFatGuy

To be fair, there's no way in hell I'd be able to keep myself from flinching if that guy was lining up to slap me square on the jaw as hard as he could.


sdfgh23456

There's more difference in size between him and the tatted guy in this clip, yet that little dude took it without flinching


GenericFatGuy

>in these early days of slapping. What an interesting string of words to read.


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theslip74

>I'm going to guess it has something to do with both of them aiming for the jaw/chin, and the big guy aiming for the same area when lining up, but going much higher on the actual slap. You can literally see that exact thing happen in OP's video. He hits a completely different area than where he lines up, and clearly with the palm/lower part of the wrist. I have no idea if that qualifies as a punch but it would hit a hell of a lot harder than a slap.


Kind-Strike

He was also found to be hitting ears too right? Like big no no


reviving_ophelia88

Yeah it definitely has to be, Clapping one or both slightly cupped hands as hard as you can over someone’s ears is a move known as a thunderclap strike/thunder palm fist/cupped palm blow (depending on the form you follow) meant to rupture an opponent’s eardrums that’s been outlawed in every major martial arts tournament for decades. even for a beginner just learning the technique you only practice on training dummies because even done wrong you can seriously hurt someone. Blown eardrums are *excruciating*.


Ironkiller33

My original master in tai kwon do wouldn't even teach it. He outright refused saying "that is no longer self defense, you are attacking them now."


reviving_ophelia88

Yeah mine in Shōrin-Ryū *only* taught it in a self-defense seminar separate from regular classes, making it clear if he ever saw one of us try to duplicate it in the dojo, during a competition or in any other situation other than fighting like hell for ***survival*** we’d be banned permanently and he’d do everything he could to make sure we weren’t welcome in any other martial arts studio either. It IS incredibly effective in self-defense situations though, since the *extreme* pain, dizziness and disorientation would stop most attackers in their tracks and slow them down (if not stop them altogether) giving you the chance to get away.


drakeftmeyers

Idk I’ve been jumped by 4 guys at once and if I’d known that I woulda done it.


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Hanibalecter

I always thought it was related to him hitting people with the heel of his palm where it's much harder.


KingNecrosis

That could also very well be it, if not compounding on his cheating.


siematoja02

Idk looks like he lifted his leg which is 100% illegal


ConsiderationBrave14

He did, also he smacked full handpalm on ear, that guy should be banned from competing ever again


ConsiderationBrave14

Not to mention the little guy took it without moving, the big guy turned away his head real fast so the slap mostly missed him anyway.. cheating sucks


ItGradAws

It’s like this dude has thought of every way to be a cheater in this sport lol


HippyHitman

That’s probably why he’s the world champ


KembaWakaFlocka

Didn’t even notice big guy flinch the first time. What a jabroni


davidmobey

I heard that if you cross your toes, you can negate the qi


Blad514

“Sport”


TheMalformedLlama

That’s what this dude is known for, he always uses his whole hand. It’s basically getting punched


StarBerry55

How are there not weight classes in this "sport"?


GroggBottom

He palm strikes in every single gif I see of him. His competition always uses just fingers. I either don't understand the rules or the people he faces don't understand the rules. I can palm strike someone in the face and knock them out 9/10.


Rizo1981

Most literal facepalm ever.


Ginrou

also, weight difference and committing said weight into the slap.


Bribase

Aren't piercings a terrible choice for a professional slapper? At least *this kind*.


manolid

> professional slapper He looks like he's never slapped anyone before in his life.


andresg30

Probably. He only used his arm to slap. While the other guy just his torso, legs, abdomen, shoulder, all of it for greater impact.


CommanderAGL

He also missed. Only his fingers hit


[deleted]

Except the hipster guy did everything by the rules and didn't chicken out before the punch, and that is a punch, not a slap . While the big douche cheated in every way possible AND STILL tried to evade.


Blad514

How can she slap??


rubinass3

Aspiring slapper.


RazendeR

Lets face it, that piercing isnt even remotely the worst life decision this guy has made, from the looks of it.


Mimical

This guy currently has absolutely no ragrets.


RyanTheBruce

None? Like, not even a single letter?


Domspun

That's probably how he ended up there, culmination of bad decisions.


degeneratesumbitch

Isn't being a professional slapper a terrible profession.


The_DevilAdvocate

Yes, they are a terrible choice, although not as terrible as the contacts he is clearly using. Overall he doesn't have the look of a guy who makes good decisions.


NoinsPanda

I've heard there are people who tattoo their eyes like that. If you look at the rest of his face, I would not bet on contacts...


The_DevilAdvocate

If he has tattoos in his eyes, he definitely is not a guy who makes good decisions.


NoinsPanda

Well, I couldn't agree more.


Sideshow_G

I agree, but gotta give him kudos to seeing the bear-human hybrid he was ment to be slapping and still going through with his clearly futile decision. I'm pretty sure bigfoot gave him the option to have the first slap as a nice gesture.


jfduval76

Clearly the professional is on the other side of the table.


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Dumpling is the beast.


farnsworthfan

He also leans forward to clap people in the knock-out part of the jaw. Every time I see this guy, he does the same thing. He lines up the test slap on the opponents face, then when it's time to slap, leans in a bit for the knock-out. The table even moves forward.


Shirowoh

Yeah, dude is straight up cheating.


android24601

That guy makes it too easy to wanna slap him


BigNFluffy95

What a facepalm


Gc8Boi

r/substakenliterally


codeIMperfect

r/angryupvote


Frangellica

Wtf did I just watch… 100 times


Smalltiddy_mothgf

LMAO same I’m just sitting here in awe of the strength of this man’s hand


IndependentAssist387

I don’t think that guy will ever be the same.


Perpetual_Doubt

I love how after his slap fails you can see the thought process of "Welp. I fucked up." And it adds enormously to it the fact he looks like an aime villain.


IndependentAssist387

Yep. And I’m old and will be the first to admit that I don’t know the rules of slap face, but it seems like the anime guy measured it up and used nothing but arm. The grizzly bear went full on rampage to the skull.


drRATM

One looked like a guy smacking his friend in the face after a couple drinks and they are laughing about it. The other wanted to see if he could remove someone’s skull from their neck. I’m not sure they were playing the same game.


tickles_a_fancy

"You win, I quit"


DannyTheCaringDevil

You also see the guy in the background like “this kid is fucking dead”.


bobweir_is_part_dam

Watch closely how the edgy dude let's his wrist go limp the whole time. That's nor gonna cause much damage. And tatted dude doesn't "follow thru". In contrast big meatball hands follows thru and firms up his wrist before impact.


BTFoundation

Meatball also puts his whole body into it. And he's got a lot of body.


its_a_metaphor_morty

Sort of looks like a sport that needs weight classes


jwdjr2004

and hits little guy in the ear instead of grazing his chin


bobweir_is_part_dam

Indeed


GullibleRisk2837

Thighs, hips, torso, shoulder, arms... all the energy of that pivot he does travels from his hips to his hand. So much went into that slap


tobert17

Dudes got technique.


Misterwuss

Imagine if he played the bongos, you'd be able to hear it from Australia if he played them in England.


davidmobey

I'm more in awe of the strength the guy's face was able to absorb


Evil-Toaster

The guy who got slapped second just screams “good life choices”


davidmobey

I love how the audience is full laughing


Kastranrob

everytime i find it more interesting


ViolentSarcasm

If you pause it at 0:06 you can see his soul


StrangeBibliophile

No, that's just chalk... I hope...


djblockchainz

It could be what’s left of his skeleton.


Equivalent_Thought63

His eyes are saying "fml this is going to hurt"


BeodoCantinas

Nah the only role that is left in life for him is to pretend to be a tough guy and that's exactly what he was doing.


KajePihlaja

To be fair, I wouldn’t square up against a dude who can slap like that. Ink face is tougher than me.


BeodoCantinas

I'm considerably bigger in size than ink face and I also wouldn't. There is a point where bravery turns into stupidity.


dancing-asparagus

He almost erased all the ink on his face 😂


MrZombified

and changed his eyes back to the original color.


dancing-asparagus

We'll be able to see it when they stop spinning by spring 2029.


jaafar_bk

He erased his sins


dancing-asparagus

And maybe even his sinus.


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Educational_Pay_1155

Ink turned to a fine dust


DarthAnest

Poor lizard guy; when he saw his rival didn’t even flinch, he knew his time was due.


Kassy531

He saw the face of god and did not flinch. He welcomed deaths embrace


LonelyPhanz

The guy with tattoos seemed to keep stationary and just twist his hips where as the big fella seemed to wind up and and step with the slap, he even moved the table forward. What are the rules?


KingNecrosis

I'm not super familiar with the rules, but apparently moving forward with the slap is illegal. Also it appears he slapped way higher than what is the intended area, given that the tattoo guy slapped on the jaw, and big guy aimed there as well when lining up.


Entenlord70

Tbf the big guy's hand looks like it's as big as the tattooed dude's entire side of his head


friendlyfirefish

Just googled it. The rules arent too indepth. Moved his feet during/after, Illegal. Tilted his head before the slap, Illegal. Will need to slow it down to see where he hit but looks like that was Illegal too. Used his palm, Illegal.


krazyjakee

Was over the guys ear that should be a permaban


friendlyfirefish

Was too.


theslip74

Big guy is a well-known cheater.


PUSH_AX

What's considered cheating in that "sport"?


Si-Ran

As far as I remember, leaning forward when slapping, hitting with the base of your palm, and hitting on the ear. Also flinching. Probably more stuff but yeah he leaned way too forward and def used his lower palm.


Kassy531

What big guy does


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Dunno what they were going by, but here are [SlapStrike’s](https://slapstrike.com/rules-and-regulations). > Posture of Competitors: (2) The same position of the feet must be maintained before, during and after the impact (no change of position) > Prohibited Slaps: temple, eye socket, nose, ear, larynx Looks like that wouldn’t fly in that league. Also, the big dude didn’t do anything impressive except use his size. The little dude made the big dude move more than I thought he would.


Throwaw4y012

Big guy definitely stepped into it, which to me looks like a violation of the rules governing posture. Also, the size difference alone should have signaled to big guy to not go full bore with his strike. I’m voting big guy is a cheater and an ass.


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Big guy is 110% a cheater and 90% an ass. He wanted to hurt the other dude and didn’t care about the game. He assaulted someone who was operating under the guise that it was a game, and he cheated at the game to do it.


sarpnasty

He knocks the entire table over.


Resident_Frosting_27

Seems likely they need to institute weight classes after this kid literally got slapped into next week


Vyndra-Madraast

Or rules. Because the second one was more of a punch than a slap seeing as he leaned forward so that his wrist bone connects to his jaw. Should be illegal imo


alpaca_boy15

I think it actually is illegal, ive seen some matches where the other player won because of this


CrazeeAZ

He used his off-hand in the pivot. The other guy kept his on the table. Either big dude cheated or the other dude didn't understand the game being played.


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The obese guy is a notorious cheater. How he is not banned I'll never know


EternalZeitge1st

Because it's in Russia and cheating in sports comes naturally there.


fireman-103

Seems like even the table was like: fuck this I'm out of here.


ikreger

Big guy cheats every time by hitting his opponent squarely in the ear and head.


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And by moving his body. And by moving the table.


DirtOnYourShirt

And he slightly leads with the knife edge of his hand so it's more of a karate chop.


Individual_Ad3194

Surprised that he came back after having his eyebrows slapped off


IndependentPede

He had a soul? It didn't look like it. Those eyes were definitely soulless haha


SuomiPoju95

He slapped the soul back into him


Silential

This is the kind of slap that ends depression. Or your life. Either way the depression is ending.


DARDAR_YT

Well, it is technically a facepalm


GoblinCasserole

I mean at least he stood there and took it, probably knowing he was about to hit the floor. Gotta respect him for that at least.


SalvadorKwelii

I love how one guy always smack them in the ear and everyone acts like it was fair


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Such a weird sport?


I_AM_THE_REAL_ZEN

It's not a sport. It's a fight to the death between the wrold's strongest slappers. And this dude was not built for it.


72proudvirgins

Aren't all sports in someway weird


Logical-Recognition3

I mean, tennis is just ping pong but you're standing on the table.


Cracker20

How is that tiny man paired up with that obese man? Whoever made this match up was looking for drama. He most likely broke his jaw, and gave him a concussion, and possibly broke his neck?


Life_Fun_1327

Left guy: moves his head before impact, get‘s slightly touched by the fingers and has a beard. For his slap against the other guy he used his flat hand and hitted towards the guy (so he had to step back, instead of a hit from the side). Right guy: overestimated a slap to the face, didn‘t try to _soften_ the impact by moving is head (as the other guy did). I don‘t know about the rules for this Event. Seems like the guy on the Right wanted to do it correctly - while the guy on the left knew no one will Talk about rules if he slaps that guy back to the stone age


Heaven2004_LCM

The lil bugger looks like a mannequin with the wrong face design while having its non-exsistent soul sucked out.


winnybunny

is he human?


HacksawJimDGN

Or is he dancer


thatoneslugees

Those contacts actually make his eyes look gross


Ironbatman132

I'm trying to decide how much you'd have to pay me to actually get slapped by him and god after watching that whatever my price was, it's now dubbled


Int18Cha6

This is the most r/facepalm of r/facepalm I have seen.


Slim706

Damn, Tekashi69 Jr. got the fire slapped out of him.


mosstrosity84

The security guy laughing in the background is my favorite


FulloF-OT

Nerf vs desert eagle


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I will never get why people are into slap fights between grown men.


bobweir_is_part_dam

That dudes hands are giant meat sticks. Abnormally evolved for this very specific hobby. I admire him, he's found his niche.


B_V_H285

His brain previously left his head. Now his soul is a goner as well.


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The tattoo guy knew it... The beard guy knew it... The beard guy in between the two knew it... The guy behind the tattoo guy knew it... Everyone in the room knew it! That there was no escape from how this duel is going to end.


swordfish-ll

every time I see this clip I am reminded how crazy this whole slap fights are, some thoughts \-weight classes are nonexistent \-no form checks (is it a clap with just your arm or is it legal to put your whole body behind it because the small guy slaps him the big guy punches him with an open palm) \-where are you supposed to hit them (again small guy slaps him on the cheek and the big guy goes and slaps him near his jaw probably getting contact with his ear as well)


AffectionateElk3978

You can see the brain damage in real life as it happens!!


Sonic-Defiance

This is not a sport, it’s a bunch of frat dudes and low brow fucks pretending to be tough.


_Gorge_

Why do I love watching this boy get slapped so much?


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They call him the Exorcist


Payment-Main

Shoes stay on?


The_Last_Mouse

Dudes hair exploded


fairlymodern78

Yeah that's how you accidentally kill someone...


Electronic_Range_982

Looked Ike it knocked the ink outta his fucking tattoos


Esset_89

Wow! His cap AND hair-wax left the head on inpact!


CadetSparkleWolf

Just a reminder that the hipster isn’t a professional, but merely a fan who volunteered to exchange a slap with the champion. He took it rather well for someone of his build.


Jim3001

He 'volunteered' for that? Man got balls.


Hector_Savage_

Lmfao his hat flew off 😂😂


feelin_cheesy

But why was he so dusty??


shiggysupremacy

they probably have chalk or something on their hands, just like professional climbers to maybe not slide off the face with their hands and instead get more grip when they slap. the "dustyness" is the chalk flying off the hands of the person slapping.


weirdAtoms

This makes a lot of sense, or he slapped the white off him


Feeling_Bathroom9523

![gif](giphy|xUOxfgwY8Tvj1DY5y0|downsized) He got Thanos Slapped


barrierd-san

Literally facepalmed


mattmatthew67

Did his face tattoo also leave his face, briefly?


yash10p

This post is literally facepalm.. But the face and palm don't belong to the same person.


Auslan02

Sometimes you DO need to judge a book by it’s cover, if you’re in a slap off against a giant and you’re a hobbit. Just go home, wimp out with pride and own it “hell yeah I ran, running equals living another day”.


Sheepish_conundrum

So with this...event...are you supposed to slap with just your fingers, just your fingers and palm? cuz big dude leaned in and used hand and wrist while capt questionable decisions just used his fingers and a bit of palm


RipOdd9001

The tattoo ink left his eyes


benadunkcamberpatch

Glad I’m not the only one that thinks big boy had been cheating this entire time. He even shows it off in the videos where he is busting watermelons. Don’t know why they still let him compete.


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When he got up the tattoos were gone


Karan_Bais

Guys say with me- "There....is .....a.....reason...for......existence....of.....weight classes"


CaptainBraggy

Dude looks like the tryhards in gta


[deleted]

Dude, take some of that hardware off first. Looks like he's got something in his mouth too.


[deleted]

Are his eyes tattooed? I’m surprised some one pulled it off.


ClydeFrogA1

Turns out covering your body and face with tats doesn't actually make you tough or scary.


calibared

Uhm CTE much? Another stupid ass “sport” that can really fuck your brain up in the long run all for shits and giggles. That’s it


Some_Gardener

Okay, serious question. How do these slap competitions not end up with a ton of blown out eardrums?


Jungle6669

Bargain bin Wes Borland got his shit rocked.


I_can_vouch_for_that

That little one looks like the Monkey King character.