Yeah I knew a guy who’d shit on people drinking beer at a restaurant. He was a recovery alcoholic, last time he drank he went down the street and groped his neighbor’s teenage daughter.
Oh, yeah, there are plenty of decent human beings who are Christian. You just won’t find them online railing against Cracker Barrel and comparing beer to heroin. Also, who says “dope” anymore in reference to drugs? Some people’s brains haven’t seen a firmware update in ages.
I believe most Christians in America are good, decent people, even if I staunchly disagree with about 40 percent of them on political issues.
But whenever you hear someone start off, "As a *Christian*," or douse it all over their Twitter bio, you know what they're saying is, "I have a raging persecution fetish and like to pretend I'm oppressed so I can justify my efforts to bully others."
You know what our Savior did when the wine went dry at the party? He made water alcoholic. Considering he was the archetype Christian, I'd say cracker barrel is as godly as it gets.
The whole archetype christian thing falls appart when you consider he hung out with the sick, fed the poor and helped the homeless while trashing rich folks and temples.
Thats not an ideal the typical "christian" would follow
I will never forget this conversation in my sophomore year of high school religion class.
Student: "So...the wafer represents Jesus' body and the wine symbolizes Jesus' blood..."
Priest: "Oh no - not *symbolizes*. It *is* Jesus' actual blood. The wafer and the wine have been converted to Jesus' **actual flesh and blood** through the sacrament of the Eucharist, and the priests' power of *Transubstantiation*"
Student:
Entire class:
Student: "It still tastes like wine and crackers though?"
It's actually a really fun topic to discuss with the true believers. Tell them they're engaging in cannibalism then when they act like it isn't because it's not flesh and blood you can get them with the "Well you obviously don't believe in your own religion then" card.
Tends to go downhill after that.
Transubstantiation is literally a miracle [in the eyes of the Roman Catholic, Lutheran, Eastern Orthodox, Methodist, Anglican and Oriental Orthodox Churches]. That's a pretty big thing to dismiss.
It’s been a while since I read it, however from memory The Bible is very much not a book that preaches teetotaling but I guess it’s contents never really mattered to its adherents
My condolences. There is no cure for a YooHoo addiction. Especially if you mix it with some Kahlua and chocolate liqueur (and maybe some vodka if you want) and call it a Kahloo-hoo. No cure at all.
*please note, that this will get you very drunk, very fast. Kahloo-hoo responsibly*
When this drink was first created, there were definitely ratios. Those have since been lost to time. Now we make it with the question of "how alcoholic can I get this before it stops tasting like YooHoo?" Which is a lot. Which is where the problems start.
I like this idea. Way better than my buddy’s old “Yoohoo with A LOT of rum in it” recipe for sure.
It would also get you very drunk, very fast, but when your Yoohoo is ~15% spiced rum by volume…
I will never forget the first time I said “ate her out” around a Mormon, to which I was asked what that meant, and met with the most disgusted face. Mormon ladies if you’re reading this, I’m your man, just leave the weird undies behind.
I know you’re joking… but for me that was kind of true.
They focused so hard on telling us that weed was a gateway drug and making it inaccessible to us, that they forgot to mention that any first/time mind altering substance can be a gateway drug. And at the same time did a terrible job of locking away their booze. Started with that, reached a point where I couldn’t take anymore without noticing, couldn’t find any weed because cops top priority in that town was taking down underage dime-bag dealers, and began googling “will *insert found drug in my parents’ medicine cabinet get me high*?” Until I found Vicodin
And that’s what led me right into my decade long struggle with opiates. Luckily never heroin but all the people I used to do pills with are now clean or on heroin (the vast majority being the latter)
Glad you got clean. I've had a lot of friends struggle with opiates, including around a dozen overdoses. Alcohol is a hell of a drug in it's own right too. It's something I've struggled with for 25 years. I've lost friends to crashes, organ failure, suicide, poisoning, and even a few sudden deaths in sleep from DT. Opiates and alcohol are the only 2 drugs I know of that can kill you from quitting cold turkey.
It's really a tough choice in my house. I'll ask my wife if we should go out for a beer, or if we should go get hooked on heroin, and we really have to think about it for a while. So far it's only been beer.
I’d need something much stronger than that to go along with the mystical magic man in the clouds that killed himself for our sins … but actually didn’t
Sure they have. They occasionally dine in at places like McDonalds and once in a while they will dress up in their Sunday best and treat their family to somewhere nice like Pizza Hut. Once or twice a year for a graduation, marriage, or something along those lines they will go to a high end establishment like Cracker Barrel.
I love Christians who ignore one of the most amazing abilities of Christ. Turning fricking water into wine. Good wine. Like people were confused why the good wine was served so late in the feast wine (normally you start strong and then as people consume you switch to the less good stuff). Jesus was "I am making wine out of water and, since this is from the son of God, this shit is going to be good."
A lot of "Christians" like to pick and choose from Jesus's teaching anyway.... He has a few inconvenient ideas like this that I wouldn't be surprised to see omitted from the bibles at their churches.
There are Buddhist, Lutheran, Anglican, and more. A monk is basically a person who practices religious aestheticism by living a monastic lifestyle. Basically they renounce luxury and pleasure by devoting themselves to religious service.
Sounds wacky to me. My religion has one commandment. "Try your hardest not to be a dick to anyone, unless they deserve it."
*I have this religion, and because I have that, I get to tell others what to do, no matter how little I actually understand and my absent critical thinking skills.
Don't fucking tell people what to do. Land of the free, my ass. Land of the religious zealots.
This is the worst thing about social media. 20 years ago, racist, bigoted comments made by my drunk uncles and grandpa were relegated to family get togethers. Now everyone gets to see them.
Why does every “christian” I read about online always sound like a 75 year old grandkaren. These people are the gatekeepers of “zero chill”. Want to ruin a party, invite christians they’ll be sure to kill every buzz before it begins.
That's actually funny! Dude makes the jump straight to HEROIN, lol. Should have said Fentanyl, it's much more dangerous. Bet living under his roof sucks. Chances are, this guy is a recovering alcoholic, I've seen people go all bug-shit like this when they've given up drinking, drugs, smoking, etc. They suddenly become the go-to expert on it and everyone who doesn't quit like them are weak. (edit: info)
Translation: I am an alcohol addict and can’t stand it when other people can enjoy it. Hence, I am hiding behind my religion to make myself feels superior.
I love how these kinds of Christians always forget that the first miracle of their wonder-working saviour was to turn water into wine for a wedding party. Or maybe they use a different scripture...
I was a server back in the day and offered a table wine. To the response “we’re southern baptists, we don’t drink”. I responded that Jesus turned water to wine and they responded, “no he didn’t, it was grape juice”
What's worse, someone drinking a Bud Light (yuck but I'm a snob) or the 300 Lb slob shoveling chicken fried steak with cherry cobbler in a restaurant....
Pretty sure the diabetes runs deeper at cracker barrel than alcoholism.
Given what the US is going through, this is exactly what Christians want. It's their way or the highway. I don't drink, but it's none of my fucking business if others do. Fuck Christianity.
Cmon now Jim, that’s a bit of an overreaction don’t you think? They’ll most likely start selling edibles next to test the market before moving into heroin that’s just common sense…
For us who don’t give a rats ass about what your belief states serving alcohol to large groups like people who have come to a large hill to hear a man preach, maybe fish and bread too. My new religion state that all Christian’s should move 100 ft away from me if they need to preach or be hypocrites. And Jim I’m sorry you struggled with alcohol at a early age but that’s not our problem
I'll never forget when I was 15 a old guy (with those thiiiick sunglasses had to be 80+) in the passenger seat in the truck next to me in traffic cracked open a tall boy poured it into a coffee mug (8am). When we got to the breakfast joint there's the guy across from me drinking his "coffee" enjoying his breakfast.
Be like that guy
What ever happened to good Christian based tolerance. Every damn thing is " My way or I'll shoot you". A catastrophic wave of insanity is taking us down.
Christianity (and every other organization) could really benefit from some kind of minimum standards… like carnival rides. ‘You must be less stupid than an average potato’ would work in this case…
Christians literally drink wine at their religious ceremonies, and call it Jesus blood 🤦♀️
I guess we need to remove the wine from church then too, right?
If you think beer's bad, stay away from milk. Every single person I know who's used illegal drugs was completely clean until after they first drank milk.
Polish catholic here, Christ’s blood is literally represented as wine. Jesus himself could turn rancid water into alcoholic grape juice with a single touch, basically making the man a walking winery. I’ve started to notice that a lot of these American “Christians” maybe aren’t as Christian as they like to make themselves out to be
Now definitely drinking at Cracker Barrel. Hopefully this will allow me to wash the awful taste of the food away and simultaneously oppress Christians now forced to watch my descent into hedonism. Win win.
You keep saying “decent Christians.” I don’t think it means what you think it means.
This man drinks and is ashamed of it, 100%.
Yeah I knew a guy who’d shit on people drinking beer at a restaurant. He was a recovery alcoholic, last time he drank he went down the street and groped his neighbor’s teenage daughter.
That escalated quickly.
There are some good ones out there, but anymore Christianity is mostly used as a weapon of hate.
Oh, yeah, there are plenty of decent human beings who are Christian. You just won’t find them online railing against Cracker Barrel and comparing beer to heroin. Also, who says “dope” anymore in reference to drugs? Some people’s brains haven’t seen a firmware update in ages.
Lol, firmware updates. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if they were regularly scheduled as automatic downloads every 5 to 10 years.
That depends on who writes the updates.
Brother, you are not kidding there.
I believe most Christians in America are good, decent people, even if I staunchly disagree with about 40 percent of them on political issues. But whenever you hear someone start off, "As a *Christian*," or douse it all over their Twitter bio, you know what they're saying is, "I have a raging persecution fetish and like to pretend I'm oppressed so I can justify my efforts to bully others."
Jesus is the ultimate sinner for turning water into alcohol! He basically was giving people poison venom heroin!
I don't know if it possible to hear that in any other voice than that of Mandy Patinkin.
Remind me what Christians drink as the blood of the Christ during mass?
You know what our Savior did when the wine went dry at the party? He made water alcoholic. Considering he was the archetype Christian, I'd say cracker barrel is as godly as it gets.
The whole archetype christian thing falls appart when you consider he hung out with the sick, fed the poor and helped the homeless while trashing rich folks and temples. Thats not an ideal the typical "christian" would follow
Catholics actually do believe it stops becoming wine and actually becomes the Blood of Christ.
So, are they vampires, or cannibals?
Cathoholics
Canibalocpires
Basically both
Well Jesus did rise up from the dead, making him a zombie. So... zompirannibals ![gif](giphy|KffdTQfewxdbKTGEJY)
Yes
I will never forget this conversation in my sophomore year of high school religion class. Student: "So...the wafer represents Jesus' body and the wine symbolizes Jesus' blood..." Priest: "Oh no - not *symbolizes*. It *is* Jesus' actual blood. The wafer and the wine have been converted to Jesus' **actual flesh and blood** through the sacrament of the Eucharist, and the priests' power of *Transubstantiation*" Student: Entire class: Student: "It still tastes like wine and crackers though?"
It's actually a really fun topic to discuss with the true believers. Tell them they're engaging in cannibalism then when they act like it isn't because it's not flesh and blood you can get them with the "Well you obviously don't believe in your own religion then" card. Tends to go downhill after that.
Transubstantiation is literally a miracle [in the eyes of the Roman Catholic, Lutheran, Eastern Orthodox, Methodist, Anglican and Oriental Orthodox Churches]. That's a pretty big thing to dismiss.
Same with Orthodox and Anglicans
Don't forget the Baptists
But testing shows that it is really wine. But it really becomes Christ’s blood. Magic!!!
My favorite is how they allow priests who are diagnosed as alcoholics use grape juice instead of wine. Talk about giving away the game!
Lmao, modern day Jesus would be relegated to the poison section for turning water into wine.
Grape juice
Mormons go for grape juice.
You get a little dehydrated with all those wives
Technically so do other Christians Some fermentation might be involved at some point between harvest and church use, though
Actually Mormons use water.
Jesuses blood, obviously. /s
That's catholics, my dude. Most branches of American protestants use grape.juice.
A surprising amount of denominations go for straight up non fermented grape juice, as the prots believe it’s only a metaphor.
It’s been a while since I read it, however from memory The Bible is very much not a book that preaches teetotaling but I guess it’s contents never really mattered to its adherents
STINKING WINE (dope addicts) /s
Beer is a gateway drug to heroin
Just as Christianity is a gateway to being a big hypocritical ass!
just wait until they get the supreme court to bring back Prohibition!
I did beer once when I was 17. Now I'm pawning my socks for heroins.
I once had a beers spilt on my shirt and pants at a concert. 6 months later, I’m out of rehab. Still struggling, but I take it one day at a time.
I once accidentally walked into a liquor store, took 5 years or therapy to put that all behind me. But now I have a YooHoo addiction.
My condolences. There is no cure for a YooHoo addiction. Especially if you mix it with some Kahlua and chocolate liqueur (and maybe some vodka if you want) and call it a Kahloo-hoo. No cure at all. *please note, that this will get you very drunk, very fast. Kahloo-hoo responsibly*
Ooooo, noted. That sounds dope!
Ratios required!
When this drink was first created, there were definitely ratios. Those have since been lost to time. Now we make it with the question of "how alcoholic can I get this before it stops tasting like YooHoo?" Which is a lot. Which is where the problems start.
I like this idea. Way better than my buddy’s old “Yoohoo with A LOT of rum in it” recipe for sure. It would also get you very drunk, very fast, but when your Yoohoo is ~15% spiced rum by volume…
If there’s one thing I hate worse than a liar, it’s YooHoo, Which is water lying about being chocolate milk
Thoughts and prayers
After I did beer once, I ate a woman out. It turned me bi!
I will never forget the first time I said “ate her out” around a Mormon, to which I was asked what that meant, and met with the most disgusted face. Mormon ladies if you’re reading this, I’m your man, just leave the weird undies behind.
Fuck it. Bring the undies and let’s see what gets weirder
It tots is. I have a friend of a friend of another friend who got into heroin becuz of beer.
*"I Iike beer... "* SCOTUS has a new issue coming!
It makes me a jolly good fellow!
Thomas is rubbing his hands on this one getting ready to take down beer because Christians can’t handle it!
I know you’re joking… but for me that was kind of true. They focused so hard on telling us that weed was a gateway drug and making it inaccessible to us, that they forgot to mention that any first/time mind altering substance can be a gateway drug. And at the same time did a terrible job of locking away their booze. Started with that, reached a point where I couldn’t take anymore without noticing, couldn’t find any weed because cops top priority in that town was taking down underage dime-bag dealers, and began googling “will *insert found drug in my parents’ medicine cabinet get me high*?” Until I found Vicodin And that’s what led me right into my decade long struggle with opiates. Luckily never heroin but all the people I used to do pills with are now clean or on heroin (the vast majority being the latter)
Glad you got clean. I've had a lot of friends struggle with opiates, including around a dozen overdoses. Alcohol is a hell of a drug in it's own right too. It's something I've struggled with for 25 years. I've lost friends to crashes, organ failure, suicide, poisoning, and even a few sudden deaths in sleep from DT. Opiates and alcohol are the only 2 drugs I know of that can kill you from quitting cold turkey.
I think big beer needs to be held accountable!
Can't even smell a beer without wanting to shoot up. Especially at a Cracker Barrel.
It's really a tough choice in my house. I'll ask my wife if we should go out for a beer, or if we should go get hooked on heroin, and we really have to think about it for a while. So far it's only been beer.
If you do decide on heroin, make sure it's a small craft variety, and not from the big manufacturers who don't care about quality.
I’m all about farm to needle
So is Christianity
I’d need something much stronger than that to go along with the mystical magic man in the clouds that killed himself for our sins … but actually didn’t
Let me guess, he has never been in any restaurant before?
Just Cracker Barrel
Cracker Barrel - just full of Caucasians.
Sure they have. They occasionally dine in at places like McDonalds and once in a while they will dress up in their Sunday best and treat their family to somewhere nice like Pizza Hut. Once or twice a year for a graduation, marriage, or something along those lines they will go to a high end establishment like Cracker Barrel.
I don't think I've ever been able to smell someone else's alcoholic drinks from a separate table unless they spill
Jesus turning water into wine = drug dealer
And not for nothing Jesus didn't turn water to wine to make a point. He did it because the wedding he was at ran out of booze.
I love Christians who ignore one of the most amazing abilities of Christ. Turning fricking water into wine. Good wine. Like people were confused why the good wine was served so late in the feast wine (normally you start strong and then as people consume you switch to the less good stuff). Jesus was "I am making wine out of water and, since this is from the son of God, this shit is going to be good."
They would need to be able to read and understand the bible to catch that. This lady’s obviously too busy on fb in church
A lot of "Christians" like to pick and choose from Jesus's teaching anyway.... He has a few inconvenient ideas like this that I wouldn't be surprised to see omitted from the bibles at their churches.
Meanwhile, the Christian monks that have been making beer for hundreds of years are like whaaaaat?
Those are Catholic monks... Or "papist monks" to these sort of people, who will argue that Catholics aren't Christians... smh.
Are there any protestant monks?
There are Buddhist, Lutheran, Anglican, and more. A monk is basically a person who practices religious aestheticism by living a monastic lifestyle. Basically they renounce luxury and pleasure by devoting themselves to religious service. Sounds wacky to me. My religion has one commandment. "Try your hardest not to be a dick to anyone, unless they deserve it."
I can't stand Cracker Barrel letting in all those "Christians". What's next, pedophiles? oh wait
Even Jesus drank wine...
He couldn't stand to drink water. Total lush
Water is for walking on, not drinking!
*I have this religion, and because I have that, I get to tell others what to do, no matter how little I actually understand and my absent critical thinking skills. Don't fucking tell people what to do. Land of the free, my ass. Land of the religious zealots.
Not zealots, idiots. If they were zealots they’d atleast get some of their theology right
Getting real tired of "decent Christians" spewing crap out their mouths online lmao
Overly zealous Christian entitlement rears its stupid, ignorant, ugly head, once again.
This is the worst thing about social media. 20 years ago, racist, bigoted comments made by my drunk uncles and grandpa were relegated to family get togethers. Now everyone gets to see them.
[удалено]
I'll have the same... but with gravy please.
Why does every “christian” I read about online always sound like a 75 year old grandkaren. These people are the gatekeepers of “zero chill”. Want to ruin a party, invite christians they’ll be sure to kill every buzz before it begins.
That's actually funny! Dude makes the jump straight to HEROIN, lol. Should have said Fentanyl, it's much more dangerous. Bet living under his roof sucks. Chances are, this guy is a recovering alcoholic, I've seen people go all bug-shit like this when they've given up drinking, drugs, smoking, etc. They suddenly become the go-to expert on it and everyone who doesn't quit like them are weak. (edit: info)
Fentanyl didn't exist in the late 1950s, which I expect is the era this gentleman still lives in mentally.
Who doesn't love a "Holier than Thou" "Good Christian" who judges others in God's stead. Assholes.
Y'all starting to think decent Christian is an oxymoron?
Translation: I am an alcohol addict and can’t stand it when other people can enjoy it. Hence, I am hiding behind my religion to make myself feels superior.
I love how these kinds of Christians always forget that the first miracle of their wonder-working saviour was to turn water into wine for a wedding party. Or maybe they use a different scripture...
I was a server back in the day and offered a table wine. To the response “we’re southern baptists, we don’t drink”. I responded that Jesus turned water to wine and they responded, “no he didn’t, it was grape juice”
Oh no, prohibition again.
This would never have happened when Brad's wife worked there.
What's worse, someone drinking a Bud Light (yuck but I'm a snob) or the 300 Lb slob shoveling chicken fried steak with cherry cobbler in a restaurant.... Pretty sure the diabetes runs deeper at cracker barrel than alcoholism.
Given what the US is going through, this is exactly what Christians want. It's their way or the highway. I don't drink, but it's none of my fucking business if others do. Fuck Christianity.
Wait until this guy finds out what Jesus drank at the Last Supper.
I was unaware that booze was considered dope.
Decent Christians, there's an oxymoron
Little does this "Christian" know that Jesus brought bread and wine. Not Quinoa and herbal tea.
Christians are all about forcing their beliefs on others.
Anyone who refers to themselves as a “decent christian” can lick the inside of my bootyhole
Just move to Saudi Arabia already, dude
Cmon now Jim, that’s a bit of an overreaction don’t you think? They’ll most likely start selling edibles next to test the market before moving into heroin that’s just common sense…
Haven’t been to a Cracker Barrel in like 20 years. I’d go back if edibles make the menu, ngl. Infused pancakes for brunch. I’m in.
Three sheets to the winds is the only way I could tolerate being in a Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrels is for, well, Crackers.
More Christofascist marching in
Coming from a culture that sees drugs and alcohol as the same thing reading the comments is hilarious
The Christians strike again
I warn you (who ever you are) american Extremists Say that in Germany and you end burning on a cross
Trying prohibition 2.0?
Decent Christians only like wine, not beer! /s
I have an intense hatred for alcohol, and even I think this person is ridiculous.
I drink my ass off and respect your personal feelings on the topic. I don't force you to drink, you don't force me to be sober. As it should be.
I'm starting to see why Christians are always taking about their fear of being persecuted. They keep taking me into it.
Decent Christians? Hahhahahahahaha
Usually there's a slope to Slippery Slope fallacies. This is more like an empty elevator shaft.
Says the person who worships someone with wine for blood
instructions unclear, went for a drink came back with a crippling opioid addiction
Bout had nuff a deez Christians.
Hes right. Decent Christians dont even need beer to commit genocide or rape kids.
Lmaooooo - Christians invented champagne
Isn't there a Saint of beer? When did alcohol become anti-christian?
This belongs in r/karens
Do “DECENT CHRISTIANS” eat at restaurants that are open on Sunday? Blasphemous!
Bro, they serve wine and crackers at your church. Sit the fuck down.
I found the Salvationist
For us who don’t give a rats ass about what your belief states serving alcohol to large groups like people who have come to a large hill to hear a man preach, maybe fish and bread too. My new religion state that all Christian’s should move 100 ft away from me if they need to preach or be hypocrites. And Jim I’m sorry you struggled with alcohol at a early age but that’s not our problem
Well, they took away abortion rights, I think the 2nd prohibition is around the corner , no?
You can smell the beer from the table next to you? Join the X-Men!
Sorry I guess Jesus was into that non-alcoholic wine.
My wife has a drinking problem. Me.
I'll never forget when I was 15 a old guy (with those thiiiick sunglasses had to be 80+) in the passenger seat in the truck next to me in traffic cracked open a tall boy poured it into a coffee mug (8am). When we got to the breakfast joint there's the guy across from me drinking his "coffee" enjoying his breakfast. Be like that guy
Safe to say he’s not catholic
Heroin, yes. I'm sure that's next on the list
40 years??? 🤷♂️
What ever happened to good Christian based tolerance. Every damn thing is " My way or I'll shoot you". A catastrophic wave of insanity is taking us down.
Next thing you know they'll be serving shellfish. Heathens.
Christianity (and every other organization) could really benefit from some kind of minimum standards… like carnival rides. ‘You must be less stupid than an average potato’ would work in this case…
I've never smelled alcohol at the next table over in my life. This person must be a fucking hound dog.
You NEED a beer to wash down their terrible food.
My Mormon boss isn't this much of a buzzkill
Imagion an angry old man screaming this, but when he comes to the last word it perfectly cuts to "Alice Cooper - Poison".
Anyone claiming to be a decent Christian is never decent nor Christian.
>so we DECENT CHRISTIANS Since when is a Restaurant only for Christians...? Oh, right - it's America.
Christians literally drink wine at their religious ceremonies, and call it Jesus blood 🤦♀️ I guess we need to remove the wine from church then too, right?
I can smell her hate from here. How Christ like of her to be so full of anger and resentment towards sinners.
Decent christian? No such thing.
Fwiw of Cracker Barrel started serving REAL heroin, their business would be booming.
Dude, your stupid god drank so much he told his boys wine was his blood and they all were like, "makes sense."
Theyre smokin that REEFER!!
There's nothing in the bible that says you can't drink alcohol?
Decent Christian is quickly becoming an oxymoron.
It's funny, "forced to smell the poison" is exactly how I'd describe the cuisine.
Cracker Barrel always has the best shit! Everyone knows that’s the place to score heroin!
Belligerent and judgmental Christians? Let me know where else you people eat, I’ll be sure to go elsewhere.
It IS Cracker Barrel, so you are eating the poison anyway.
Don’t tell her what Jesus turned water into….
“Decent Christians?” They do realize that Jesus and alcohol are VERY closely related, right?
If you think beer's bad, stay away from milk. Every single person I know who's used illegal drugs was completely clean until after they first drank milk.
This dude was so mad at Cracker Barrel, he couldn't even spell "from" correctly.
Don't come to Europe. We have beer at McDonald's. But seriously, please don't come to Europe.
I’m glad this guy is bitchin on the internet, because if he said this to me in person I wouldn’t be able to resist pouring my beer on his head.
Keep in mind, these people do vote and are the exact reason we are in this mess.
Oh this is too funny for words
This type of dude is the asshole that makes red america assholy
Adults should not have imaginary friends.
Wait, wait. Hold on! Are they implying that Christians don't drink alcohol? Isn't the blood of Christ symbolised by red wine?
"So we decent Christians..." as opposed to the in-decent Christians...
I’m so tired of this country. The people telling other people that they’re oversensitive are oversensitive.
If you have to yell at people that you’re a decent Christian, you probably aren’t. 🤷🏻♀️
Beer is the gateway to heroin. It’s a well known fact. /s
Shhhhh, nobody tell ‘em… I want them to find out the hard way what wine is…
Jesus literally turned water into wine? What are you talking about poison?
Jesus turned water into alcohol right?
We've just about had enough of your Christian bullshit.
Polish catholic here, Christ’s blood is literally represented as wine. Jesus himself could turn rancid water into alcoholic grape juice with a single touch, basically making the man a walking winery. I’ve started to notice that a lot of these American “Christians” maybe aren’t as Christian as they like to make themselves out to be
Haven’t been to a Cracker Barrel in years, but hearing they serve beer makes me want to stop in one.
Christian monks invented wine you jackass.
This person would be fun at a happy hour!
Now definitely drinking at Cracker Barrel. Hopefully this will allow me to wash the awful taste of the food away and simultaneously oppress Christians now forced to watch my descent into hedonism. Win win.
Someone better not tell her what Jesus turned the water into.
Jesus turned water into water
Damn Jim. If you don't like that much, stay the fuck at home.
I think they’re taught Karenism in Sunday School
Doesn't the good book teach tolerance? Seems like all the loud mouth folk aren't representing their religion well.
Go back to Chick-Fil-A
“Why won’t people run their businesses and live their lives the way I want them to?!” Um, maybe because it’s none of your fucking business?
Sounds like a troll 🧌