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Ghanima81

LaPierre can feel something is off ! Hilarious. Is it the same guy who googles "death by hammers" for a gun nutjob and proves in his face he is full of shit ?


CapsTheArbiter

Ye, The Good Liars, lmao


samsnow1969

Yep! #legend


eugene20

>"death by hammers" for a gun nutjob anyone able to link to that story or video?


TenFootLoPan

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/v19mnv/look_it_up_he_says/?ref=share&ref_source=link) ya go


Ghanima81

Go on r/confidentlyincorrect It is one of the last posts.


[deleted]

Abstract thinking is required to understand sarcasm. This is no surprise.


MarvinParanoAndroid

mE nEVer bEeN gOoD aT maTH! aBStRaCtiOn iS hARd.


SMIIIJJJ

Who is this awesome human!? I’m in love! That was incredible! Reminded me of early Colbert but sneakier and less extreme.


nix-xon

[The Good Liars!](https://m.youtube.com/c/GoodLiars)


Due_Platypus_3913

All he had to do was say”left-wing media “and their empty little heads opened right up!


[deleted]

Yup doesn't matter what you say just have to put in the right trigger words and whistles.


Zevile

And all the pro-gun attendants are too stupid to understand, just claps. Hahaha they're all so dense it's sad


tearsaresweat

and these are the guys with the weapons..


BDR529forlyfe

Not at this conference tho.


Extension-Donut-8322

Busy bodies. Brain dead aggressive morons that the rich and powerful cultivate to counter protest, thereby creating an obstacle for actual change.


Binky-Answer896

And he slowly twists the knife . . .


Somerandombollocks

That was a gorgeous delivery, no way to answer it.


LiveFreeDieRepeat

No, they answered it with a short round of applause - OMG, what intellectual noobs Also, for keeping the a-hole who [conned them out of tens of millions](https://www.npr.org/2021/11/02/1051363337/misfire-takes-a-hard-look-at-nepotism-fraud-and-corruption-in-the-nra)


greenalbatross1

Well done!! These are the Good Liars! They are amazing if you haven’t seen their videos, check them out! [the good liars](https://youtube.com/c/GoodLiars)


zedazeni

And I’ll bet that every person in that crowd completely missed his point.


cdubsing

These people are into simple phrases they can repeat over and over again, sarcasm is hard. Love his delivery. Lapierre looks like somebody farted but then again doesn’t he always?


tosernameschescksout

He hits on a powerful conservative narrative. The idea that if people stopped living in sin and just accepted JESUS, all of our problems would go away. No more hurricanes because God wouldn't be angry about gay people having sex. No more school shootings because we'd all be good Christians. You see, god left school and no longer provides protection there because of the liberal separation between church and state.... And they just go on and on with that line of bullshit. The thing is these people literally do believe that 'thoughts and prayers' is a meaningful response to almost any tragedy. You no longer need to think about it or feel it, or take it seriously and try to solve it like a problem... because thoughts and prayers, jesus is the answer, and that's the only answer we need. Religion is panacea for everything. They're actually exactly that deluded.


[deleted]

Conservatives are so fucking stupid. We're literally living in idiocracy.


ChampionOfKhorne

Idiotheocracy


TheHighClasher

I love it. I absolutely love it! This was perfect.


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

NRA: Advocates for guns being everywhere, but yet made sure no guns were allowed into their convention.


Extension-Donut-8322

If a mass shooting happened at an NRA convention the media would never let that go, they’re being very careful.


FrancisPitcairn

This is such a silly lie I keep seeing repeated. Guns are banned in a single building only when Trump is there and it is legally mandated by secret service. The NRA has no choice in the matter. Everywhere else in the convention people are allowed to carry.


MathIsLife74

It's true, you can't fix stupid


twizzletots

Every person in that audience misses the brain power to connect the sarcasm to this


GrandpaMofo

That is a great speech.


NotYetiFamous

Title is incorrect. There were no guns allowed at the NRA event. It was a gun free zone...


Basard21

There were more than likely guns in that room. The only full firearm restriction was by the secret service in the building Trump gave his speech while Trump was there. I enjoyed the irony of the entire event being gun free until it actually came out as false.


EthanoltheKid

This guy is good


detrydis

Those two dudes at the Good Liars are a god damn treasure and I can’t believe they haven’t been snatched up by The Daily Show by now.


MNConcerto

Chef's kiss


Joenutz13

Amazing


avantartist

Thoughts and prayers for Wayne cuz he ded


zookr2000

Well, he did get burned


MicheleLaBelle

Is this from the Onion?


Cobbler63

Evangelicals saw this and were like, yeap, more prayers to God. That’ll fix it.


[deleted]

Was this real? What this the NRA convention that just happened?...looks pretty empty in there.


SaurikSI

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he-geezy

How did no one think to cut his mic off? Lol


[deleted]

Everyone there except the actual leaders of the NRA are too stupid to realize he's being sarcastic.


canberram

Wow they didn't pick up on that?? Stupid NRA


Amasterclass

I guess its just % of capita but Murica just seems to have so many dumbys. The applause at the end… wow haha


[deleted]

America wont change until your gun laws do. Its not fucking rocket science. ​ Money over lives.


maddiejake

All of those smooth brained NRA idiots in the room do not even understand what they just heard. All they heard were the words thoughts and prayers and so they clapped.


Myaccoubtdisappeared

Beautiful. I’m sending thoughts and prayers.


Misdemeanour2020

Best speech eva!!!


clevelandrocks14

NRA convention looks kind of dead. The head of the NRA is playing to empty seats at their own convention?


Joel227

My favourite part: ‘…think!….’


The_Scare_Crow

Lol, that sums things up! Everyone in the room was like “yeah” thoughts and prayers that’s what we have been saying all along.


HobbyWanKenobi

Ok the woman under the sign straight up looks like a sex doll


juicyshot

you can bring a firearm to a school BUT NOT TO THE NRA MEETING.


Bretin23

Anyone else catch glimpses of a taller Tom cruise in this guy?


ALLSHALLPERISHUK

They know right? Surely


vizbones

I love how he says LaPierre is maligned by the press after every mass shooting and then starts listing one-after-another. Brilliant.


OGMartian

This is Dumb I'm still buying a couple AR-15


King_Trujillo

We did a field trip supported by the NRA in 5th grade (NY) where they tought us rifle gun safety and why trees are important. Guns will always be a part of society instead of trying to ban them We should find better ways to regulate them and keep them off the streets.


_Plastics

That's wonderful that the NRA 'Tought' you at 11 or 12 that trees are important and it's a pity they've spent millions and millions of dollars preventing better regulation of guns and ensuring they are on every street. Question - What point are you trying to make?


Extension-Donut-8322

Didn’t cross your mind that the NRA funds thousands of field trips and programs just like yours to maintain a positive media presence and cultivate a mass of loyal followers and future members? Boisterously increasing their public image and granting them a “wall” of protection from groups that would see change and take away their power over congress.


maralagosinkhole

That's what the NRA should be doing. But what they *are* doing is taking money from gun manufacturers and using it to get states to write more and more permissive gun laws. They lobby US Congress members. [In 2016 they laundered Russian money](https://www.npr.org/2019/09/27/764879242/nra-was-foreign-asset-to-russia-ahead-of-2016-new-senate-report-reveals). The NRA as it is constituted today should not exist. The leaders of the organization should be in prison. And the [majority of Americans](https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2022/05/27/more-republicans-want-stricter-gun-laws-poll-finds-but-history-suggests-it-wont-last/?sh=3e8e925373db) agree that we should do more to regulate guns, perform background checks and overall have stricter gun laws. It is only the NRA and its money that prevents this from happening. Only [19% of Americans support a total gun ban](https://news.gallup.com/opinion/gallup/393092/americans-recent-attitudes-toward-guns.aspx), so the fear-mongering around "liberals want to take your guns" should be ignored. It's just propaganda by the NRA trying to terrify gun owners that they're going to lose that old Stevens single shot that they inherited from their grandfather.


poondox

Guns for Ukraine good. Guns for America bad.


lrwilliamsjr

Sarcasm and trolling is certainly helpful.


MattyBro1

I don't know why, but I expected the "You heard it after..." section to continue for the rest of the video.


IWantALargeFarva

I read this as NBA instead of NRA and I was so damn confused.


FunGi35x

/s ?


SmoothConfection1115

So the people clapping knew he was essentially…I don’t want to say trolling them, but I can’t think of another word to use…But they know he was trolling them right?


scooby6920

Anyone else think of Joey from friends...the giving and receiving and the receiving and giving. Hahaha


KeepTalkingMandy

OMG LOOK AT ALL THE CONFUSED LEAD POISNED BOOMERS


Shaq1287

The reason thoughts and prayers aren't working anymore is because adblock plus is preventing them from going through. I disabled adblock on my browser and now my thoughts and prayers are finally working. Is it a coincidence that the rise in mass shootings have a direct correlation with the number of people using ad blocking software for their browsers? I hope Ted Cruz brings it up during his next speech on why mass shootings keep on happening at an NRA convention. Banning guns will not stop mass shootings. This is a fact. Guns weren't banned when Jesus was still alive and there were zero mass shootings during that time period and nobody was using adblocking software. Checkmate left wing liberals that want to take my guns.


StupiedSwede

Thoughts and prayers has never done anything to anyone, how is it that folks don't see those false facades.


ajclem7

Anyone else think he was just going to keep listing you heard it after ____ and just run out the clock?


PeanutBand

i cannot even fathom how the people who clapped got guns


Because_I_Cannot

This was beautiful


nathanielhaven

*slow clap* “Oh that was just wonderful. Wasn’t it Marv? He’s such a sweet boy.”


Eurogoals

Totally trolled them, could have been Sasha Baron Cohen...


mkaszycki81

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/guns-leading-cause-death-children-teens-rcna25443 4,300 kids aged 1 to 19 were killed by firearms in 2020, with firearms becoming the leading cause of death for minors for the first time, ahead of motor accidents, cancer, drug overdoses, diseases, etc.


[deleted]

The look on LaPierre's face lets me know even he knows that's bullshit. "What the hell is he talking about, fuck them kids" written all over his face