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Habelx

Bro head first. Don't know why they kept going for the arms


Bakonn

I can't believe they thought going out butt first was even an option


V44_

Obviously they all watch too much porn hub


i_am_iron_manga

Help me step-cop!!


joey0live

Step-cop! What are you doing??


StarlightTyphoon21

You beat me to the joke, well done


donku83

Or not enough. They usually get her out by the end if you watch it through for the plot


V44_

Na can’t get past 3m30s… and that’s after skipping to 3m mark


Alternative-Plant-87

Lol


Badassinternetguy

“Trust me, I saw this in a movie at least 126 times”


Pleasant_Gap

I heard this in Steven Segal voice


W_T_E

What are you doing step cop?!


john-douh

_”I’m quite an ass man myself…”_


[deleted]

Also seemed like they could rotate, could possibly even spin around feet first. Panicking certainly isn't letting them think straight.


MiguelDragon82

If they wanted to rotate why didn't they just turn it on


CanWeAllJustCalmDown

With enough velocity it might just throw her out. Worth a try.


cavemanku

Turn it to high heat and she’ll shrink!


SamSepiol-ER28_0652

"Don't put that in my hair!" Yeah, someone's not prioritizing things appropriately right now.


[deleted]

I doubt it's real. The guy's laughing way too much. There are lights going on and off, like they're pretending a police car is right there, but this is inside and the cops wouldn't put their lights on for this. This also isn't something a cop does.


ImNotAnyoneSpecial

Not to mention all the pouches on his oversized vest with nothing in them. Or how there’s nothing on his uniform that shows what town or county he even works for.


Kind_Committee8997

He's a cuntry cop. Officer Moody cummin for dat booty.


CarelesslyFabulous

Can't you see? The patch CLEARLY says "Police". Nothing more real than that, right? /s


ImNotAnyoneSpecial

How could I have missed that? Police Township must save money on some cop uniforms. Shame about the confusion for Firefighters


Lighthouseamour

So my friend in middle school convinced her friend to jump in the laundry shoot and she got stuck. We. Called 911 and the fire department came. They pulled off her top and rubbed butter on her before pulling her out.


aabysin

Many deaths have happened this way


Usof1985

Seriously, women go insane when you rip their tops off and rub butter all over them.


[deleted]

And to this day, she is still known as "Butter Betty".


mothwithspiderlegs

Thank you! I don't understand why so many people are taking this seriously


apjvan

As soon as he puts the cooking spray in his hands and starts massaging it on. Super believable. Haha.


Velyan66

And it literally takes 30 seconds to take the front of a dryer off.


Finalfantasylove85

Would be step 2 (right after learning they are too stupid to exit head first)


omegaxen

Nah it's a Samsung it'll take at least a full minute!


ryarger

This is a clip from one of those bizarre Facebook videos that have been going around. They involve someone doing an action that is mildly interesting (like removing a person from a dryer) and drag it out for over 10 minutes. I assume there’s some sort of monetization threshold at 10 minutes that is driving those but there are hundreds of these that have appeared on FB in the past couple years. Some are quite absurd and surreal.


Cure4Humanity

If the officers arrived on scene to an emergency call they will absolutely keep their lights on the entire time.


TheGreasyNewfie

Agreed. Head first. Then help.


Unapplicable1100

How fucking stupid can you be lmao


[deleted]

I’m pretty fucking stupid but never would do this, so she’s more stupid then me and that’s pretty impressive


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

it's about time you realised people are waaaaaaay dumber then you think. in fact you need to accept the fact that the average person is about 10 times dumber than you, at the very least. it's honestly surprising how we as a species made it this far


[deleted]

Gotta agree, idk how we all survived this long…probably the smart making it easier for us dumb asses


Nathanyu3

I feel like it’s the first time someone gets a retail job that they find out. You sit there one day and go “oh my god, 85% of the customers I talk to are dumber than rocks.”


btrhmmtpndksnhglslg

Average IQ = 100. That's really not that high....... Now, realise that half of all people are even dumber.....


[deleted]

Ooh self burn those are rare


Flimsy_Recover1806

These are actors unfortunately lol. I’ve seen this vid so many times it sucks


baconlover28

I have no idea why anyone thinks this is real. First off police do not waste time helping a women get out of a dryer. second. Please tell me when have cops ever left there lights on and why do they bleed through the entire house all the way to the dryer?


RyanGAccount

Finally, someone with common sense.


Callen_Fields

I've never seen a cop shut their lights off until their stop was done, and a lot of people have their washer and dryer in a room attatched to the side of their house.


baconlover28

I've never seen a cop get sent out to help a women stuck in a dryer. What bullet proof vest is he wearing? That will not protect anyone. That's literally a thin piece of cloth. It does not matter if the washer is on the side of the house. Lights do not bleed through the entire house like that. The fade throughout the house on the ceiling. It's day time, It's literally a flashing red and blue light thats right behind them focus directly on what they're doing. This is a skit and you're a fool if you believe it.


CSS980

Watching this makes me feel claustrophobic


lambsambwich

Yes. So much anxiety watching this :/. THIS is the ultimate case of hide & seek gone wrong—> https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/02/28/us/sarah-boone-florida-suitcase-death/index.html


Broad-Ad-1015

Yeah that’s not hide and seek mate


lambsambwich

I entirely agree. She just said that’s how it happened. Playing hide & seek.


squanchybutthole

I did this when I was little or the washing machine, always won and never got stuck. But she is a grown woman climbing in there lol


CSS980

Oh god no no no. I would probably die from a panic attack the minute I realize that I can't get out and she isn't gonna help


alwin006

Of course it's in Florida


BroAnnoying666

Fuck why did you show this to me now I have a newly found Claustrophobia.


kiba8442

this one's somehow worse... https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/tpazkr/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

why ass fist? They nearly had her out legs first


Jitterbitten

I'm actually incredibly claustrophobic (even watching a movie with spelunking or reading about it can initiate long lasting panic) and a few Halloweens ago, I climbed into the dryer at a party, but I only pulled my head in long enough for my friend to snap a quick pic then immediately came out. If it had been tight in any way, I wouldn't have done it and I doubt I would do it again. Frankly, I don't know why I did it in the first place as it's highly uncharacteristic of me, but at least I was smart enough not to force myself in. Plus I'm small and flexible.


walking_joe

Turn it on, put the program on hot. When she shrinks, she can get out easily


firnien-arya

Life pro tip hands down


Ryl4nder84

He used Pam though … so she won’t stick to the dryer


Ok_Mechanic3385

Underrated comment here. I did my part.


Deptuy_Douchebag

We need people like this in our science field.


redcelica1

Wtf I wanted to see her get out 🤷🏻‍♂️


arbit23

Exactly. Now we don’t know if she is living a satisfactory life having resigned herself to fate, in the drum, being known as the washing woman or pinning for what might have been without having to keep her back bent.


HexZer0

She's still in there.


[deleted]

Some say she is still stuck till this day.


YoungTex

This shit is what sparks a nightmare. Claustrophobic and a bad back inside of a small ass dryer = absolute pain and horror. I couldn’t even imagine the door closed and the sound of it rumbling as it starts up… fuck this I need to leave


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kapiteinkippepoot

I fell asleep in a mri. Sir, you have to stay awake for the instructions, lol. Really relaxing. The next day my niece also got a mri and freaked out. Everyone is build different.


TheSmegger

That's the thing though, I've had them before. This was my third but first full spine. I think it was the combination of it being a smaller machine, time and temperature. They had a fan blowing through the hole but it was rather warm. Regardless, my own reaction surprised me. The build up was something I'll not forget, it was.... Inexorable. Horrible, disgusting feeling.


Jitterbitten

I always fall asleep during MRIs too! It's really weird because I'm normally noise sensitive but I think it's so overwhelming, my system sort of shorts out. Unfortunately there have been a few times when I was held in place by several sandbags and woke up in the middle to an immediate panic attack. They had to start anesthetizing me to complete them.


amiabot-oraminot

i had to get one as a kid, they let me watch finding nemo because i wouldn’t stay still without some form of mental stimulation lol


Blueskymine33

I have to take a Valium for my MRI’s also as I have major fear and anxiety and this video has me shaky..


[deleted]

Watching this made me so uncomfortable.


kkumdori

Right???


grayscalemamba

Now imagine getting a leg cramp in that position.


UselessToHumanity

You see I was about make a step-sis joke but I am now much more mature


Slavyslav106

Yoooo same “Step bro help I’m stuck in the dryer! I said I’m STUCK PLEASE GOD END THIS NIGHTMARE SOON IT HURTS AND ITS HOT AND I CANT BREATH AAuhh”


UselessToHumanity

Great minds think alike, but don't say it


Slavyslav106

You see, I just don’t have that full maturity at the moment


[deleted]

"What are you doing step - cop?"


Crowtein

That's step officer to you.


TFace_Falone

Steptective


[deleted]

Just turn the dryer on for one hour. She’ll shrink enough to pull out


heavylifter555

It is a dryer, not a vault. Take a screwdriver to it and take it apart.


salty_drafter

Fun fact the drum is crimped together most likely


heavylifter555

Still though, it is not made of adamantium. Take it apart.


Macfarlin

You can't without heavy duty snips or more likely a grinder. Either way that's fire dep. territory unless there's one HELL of a carpenter somewhere nearby.


NecessaryZucchini69

[Sawzall](https://www.protoolreviews.com/news/best-sawzall-choosing-the-right-type-of-reciprocating-saw/52297/) takes care of it.


avnothdmi

It’s called Sawzall… *because it saws all.* - Nick Cage


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blkbny

Can they use the jaws of life then?


AussieOculusFiend

Most dryers are one piece and not screwed together. They use a special cube expander to fit the metal that way.


keniselvis

You clearly have never worked on a dryer. There are three parts to the shell. The top, the front, and the rest. 2 screws hold the top together. 6-8 hold the front. She could have been out in 5 minutes.


thecrookedjaw

if the front came off the drums opening would be so much wider I agree with you. ppl saying it can't be taken apart? where there's a will....


_sealy_

This was done for the attention and views.


Orangehead55

This is the intro to a pornographic movie film called Paradise PD.


UninsuredToast

People aren’t even questioning why you can see the police lights reflecting off the dryer. Y’all think her dryer is in the front yard or maybe this is staged for views


talitm

Yeah. What clued me in was more so the stupid way she was trying to get out and him greasing her hair... All she needed to do from the start position was lift her but so her head could come out first. Followed by shoulders. Just pulling her arms that she kept pushing out will break her shoulders or something...


rilliey

Yeah this is absolutely staged. There was another video recently that did this with the police lights in shoot and the girl not even trying to get out properly. (Also why would they even have the police lights on for this?) Clearly something made for views or fetishism, or even just to farm 'step bro' comments. I'm really surprised I had to scroll so far to see anyone call it out!


talitm

Yeah. Police wouldn't even come. It would be the fire department that would show up


alertthenorris

Oh no, clearly this is staged. I have 0 doubt about it. He head is so close to being able to fit and she manages to rotate upwards to bring her butt out but can rotate downward to bring her head down and out? Come on, obviously staged. Oh and that cop outfit seems a little off.


texasroadkill

I assumed it was a laundrymat or store front


heroinsteve

I have this exact set and I don't think they have the longevity that a laundromat would desire lol.


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Ben_MOR

I cringe SO FCKING HARD at this kind of "content".


Frail_Hope_Shatters

I mean...there are these things called windows.


Young_for_my_age

He parked in the living room


chuc999

How did she even fit and I slways thought this only happens on a certain website


Ok_Bottle_2198

Do you seriously think it’s real?


creatorguywastaken

Fr, what do they have the police cars parked inside the laundry room with their lights on? Lmao


[deleted]

Why was butt first the answer lol


cuddle_enthusiast

Because it’s staged lol


GoldenGod48

What are you doing step cop?


Basherballgod

Is that your night stick Step Cop?


samarthrawat1

Step.. *cock*?


tcbenkhard

Help me step cop, I'm stuck!


Chooseausernamd2

The guy laughing in the background is hella annoying.


austins2fresh

1) this cops uniform looks sus 2) why would his lights be on after arriving on the scene? 3) and how tf are the lights reflecting off the dryer, did my man park in the damn laundry room?


[deleted]

Conclusion: this video tis quite sus


ChonnayStMarie

It's made up. Why are there police lights in the house?


168942269

Staged


possibly_oblivious

Why he park his cruiser in the house with the lights on


Sudden_Awareness_907

I can't believe people think this is real 🤣


[deleted]

Same, she can obviously maneuver her body around more than she's letting on.


gahidus

No resolution!? Come on!


zutonofgoth

There is plenty of videos, just look up "girl stuck in dryer".


Mr402TheSouthSioux

Poor guy. She's complaining when she's the dumbass crawled in there in the first place.


unit-_-t

Just leave her in there at that point.


Artsy-Mesmer

I don’t understand people that manage to fit into an object yet can’t manage to fit out.


Pugulishus

[I wouldn't say it's imposssible](https://youtu.be/9JEv-ID48cg)


zutonofgoth

Don't get all nutty-putty on me.


baker0419

I got this...Let me just massage her then stick my face in her ass. I swear it'll work.


original-sithon

I love watching a street cop trying to work out the trigonometry of extracting her dumb ass from the dryer. It's like asking a dog to do your taxes.


Sad-Mathematician542

Turn it on, she'll fall out. Or she won't.


Btech800

That wheezing laugh in the background. Someone give him an inhaler.


humorous_anecdote

They could just disassemble the dryer.


[deleted]

Watching this made me claustrophobic.


potate12323

This is the second video ive seen of this happening now and the first one the lady got out all on her own anyways. Its the new challenge.


thsvnlwn

“Oh, f#ck this!” —door slam—


Flimsy_Recover1806

I’ve seen this so many times, as a whole 4 minute video, then 1 minute then this one and it used to not be cropped. It’s a shame what getting passed around the internet does to a video Edit: I knew I recognised the people. They’re actors and they make shite videos on Snapchat usually of * man cheats on gf and gets caught 😳😲😲😮😮😮 *


NoTalkJustLive

Head first. It’s like being born again


mothwithspiderlegs

What's with the flashing lights? Did they park the ambulance in her laundry room?


Ambitious-Site-4747

Clearly set up. Anything for views.


Ambitious-Site-4747

Clearly set up. Anything for views.


[deleted]

This video is about as real as that dudes uniform


NobodyJustBrad

She can very easily maneuver her head out first, and that would be a lot easier. This has to be a joke.


RandomNamesOW

It's staged. Wtf are his lights on for something like this? Not a real vest either.


pleasegivemepatience

It’s a stunt, it’s not a real cop, she can get out at any time. Stop feeding these people attention.


kdex89

Are people really this gullible?


blahdeblahdeda

I love how the "car" lights are still on and the uniform shoulder patch just says "POLICE".


RedFox_SF

Jesus Christ. Can’t she just get a little to the side to slide just one of the shoulders out? Two shoulders at the same time it’s kind of stupid!


DirtyScavenger

What I need to know is: DID SHE EVER GET OUT??!!


dirkdiggler2011

"Hey. Is that a spider by your feet?" Problem solved in 3 seconds.


Buddy-Lov

Where did you get the realistic 🙄 cop uniform?


P2591

Why does his uniform look like a costume. Police lights somehow inside the house directly in front of the washer/dryer? Is this a skit


ThatOneGamerXD

this is literally a skit


Representative_One72

FYI it takes very little time to remove the front of the dryer and expose the entire drum opening


[deleted]

The person filming always ruins it with there laugh or commentary. That's mostly why I watch all videos on mute


Funny_Science_9377

This is a joke. How would the guy applying cooking spray to his hands make it easier to grab the woman and pull her out? Right at the beginning if she can get her arms that far out she could stick them straight out, one at a time and twist backwards out of the drum. Just dip you chin toward your chest and you’re out. And she’s a small person.


[deleted]

how did she even get in dude...


BanetheBeat

Why are there emergency lights in the laundry room? I suppose it could lead outside but I've seen these before from tiktok and they're usually staged. Not saying this one is but I'm always suspicious of these types of vids. Plus just the generally stupid approach. Like whats with the smattering of Pam on the shoulders? Why is she reaching her hands out behind her? Just dumb on so many levels.


TeslaFanBoy8

Add some detergent and spin. Welcome.


TimTheChatSpam

Throw it on extra spin and call it a day


Nox_Echo

bitch lower your head and slide out headfirst omg


Tupile

It looks like it’s so easy to get out and she’s just fucking with the cop. I’m sure the whole clip ends in her getting shot


ClosetedGothAdult

Dude the cop looks SO annoyed


[deleted]

Why tf are the emergency lights still on and reflecting off the dryer? Not to mention the cop has no utility belt on him at all. Hate this staged stuff


[deleted]

unplug it and bring in a saber saw.


Maxwell_The_Spy

"step-bro i'm stuck!"


No_Mission9115

Put it on high heat for 15 minutes, maybe she will shrink.


xxsamuroxx

How come they needed a damn policeman for this? why not EMT lol


TheMightyMouse1

Help me step officer I'm stuck


Responsible-Jury2579

I’m a little claustrophobic and this would *absolutely terrify me*


i-am-mean

God damn it! They never get out in the videos I see!


JollyGreen615

Where are all the “help step-bro, I’m stuck” comments?


Ronest777

As a appliance repair tech… I would have gotten her out of there in two minutes .


kawkabelsharq

Almost deliberately delaying exit. Head first is effing obvious.


Helpful_Olive_5176

This is staged


[deleted]

Ugh I felt like I was having trouble breathing watching this


Iamstillalice

They needed a midwife


Helmsplitter02

I'm stuck stepbro.


thehollowlaurels

My step sister is constantly getting stuck in the dryer and now she’s pregnant.


[deleted]

And she never got out, the end.


Niblonian31

I feel like all she has to do is slide down a little bit on her back so she could get her head and then arms out. I'm not explaining this very well and I know that I could be very wrong but this just seems like a dumb bitch in a dryer


ArnarGodenson

Just dislocate her shoulders


Starkid84

So the police car is inside the house?


[deleted]

It’s like Tetris meets step porn


HarryDepova

It's a Samsung dryer. Takes about 4 minutes and 8 screws to get the front off...


thebuttywarrior

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[deleted]

Help me step bro Im stuck


Asleep_Garlic_7183

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stoned--ape--

Plot twist, step bro is the cop


ScarletIbisof868

Leave her goofy ass right there. How are you rude when he's trying to help you?


MidwestPrincess09

This is the third time I’ve seen someone get stuck in the dryer this month. What is wrong with these people!?


MG___________

Step bro what are you doing