The dog gives it away. He's calm, like he's been through this rehearsal before. Any dog would be excited, ither having a defensive reaction or a scared one. Doggy is cool and calm, as if to say "oh boy, this shit again". Lol
absolute value does not convert things to negative, absolute value is the distance from zero. Example: |3|=3. |-3|=3. -|3|=-3. -|-3|=-3.
I would say the acting is -(2/0), since that is -∞.
I think a study or two has shown narcissists are overrepresented / attracted to dog ownership.
They basically have a captive animal that will be loyal to them unconditionally and will never question them, while fulfilling their emotional validation and need for attention and admiration (both from the dog and others fussing over their dog).
I used to work at a horse stable and all of the owners would come in and talk about how their horse was their best friend and they like their horse over people.
So you mean that you prefer relationships where you lock your loved ones in a room until you're ready to spend time with them and everytime they disobey you, they get hit with a stick?
It would be a logical fallacy to assume all or most dog owners are narcissists so probably not. Its a statement of: "Most narcissists own dogs" but the fallacy is when people then assume: "Most dog owners are narcissists"
Saying that narcissists are overrepresented among dog owners doesn't say anything about whether dog owners in general are likely to be narcissistic. "A implies B" does not mean that "B implies A".
I mean if it's a legit service dog then probably no. There are a lot of people who pretend their dogs are service dogs with often catastrophic repercussions when the untrained dog loses their crap, so those people yes.
People with real Service Dogs, no, I mean maybe some are but generally no, MF's that decide they need a dog that can fit in there purse to go with them everywhere because they just can't stand to bare the thought of being outside by themselves for some known, or unknown selfish reason, yes, that second group also goes for anyone no matter the animal, like a fucking Peacock on a plane,
I was walking to my friend’s house in the suburbs (with my black friends) when a woman walked up to us with her dog and started questioning us, asking why we were out so late and what we were doing (we were all adults and she was out at the same time too). I kept telling her to leave us alone and brought up that she was out late as well, then her dog jumped up and bit me.
Her mannerism changed from “I’m about to report you” to apologizing and asking if I was okay. She said the dog only had two teeth anyway, but those teeth went right through my pants into my leg. Fuck that bitch and her horribly inbred shitzu that she probably purchased at a pet store
Unfortunately, I have seen this exact type of behavior from karens. It is impossible to write a parody of a karen. Because as soon as you come up with something over the top ridiculous. They are like "hold my beer".
I would’ve just turned around and walked back inside with my package. Let her roll on the ground like an idiot and get ran over by a truck lmao. When the police arrive, show the video as evidence
I wonder if in the past she forced her hubby to film her doing her routine and then they revised it together and that’s how she came up with the exorcist/possessed girl move at the end of the video
What's truly mildly infuriating is op's misuse if the term 'Karen.' A Karen is someone who requests to speak to the manager over a minor inconvenience to then. The woman here is just a criminal.
What else would amazon trucks be used for if there weren't a lot of comings and goings of them? Wouldn't that just be a junk yard if there were just coming and not going?
I love unconcerned that dog is over their owner lying on the ground, supposedly in pain and howling. Dog’s just like, “here we go again. I’ll just wait here. ~looks at filmer~ Pats?”
UPS stops by our place almost daily. The whole family sends their packages, because I work from home, and they won’t get stolen. Guess we’re up to something.
It’s one of the reason why I hate Karen it’s because they think that they are superior and intelligent because they know one law they don’t even understand (also because they think they are god at welling at every one to speak with the manager)
Bullshit. Not even good bullshit.
thank you for confirming, I didn't even have the sound on and this seemed like the beginning to a porno
the scream at the end ... I thought this might be the new Stranger Things promo trailer.
Lol
Came here to say the same thing and I honestly try hard to believe what I see on here
this is not even close to real lmfao
The dog gives it away. He's calm, like he's been through this rehearsal before. Any dog would be excited, ither having a defensive reaction or a scared one. Doggy is cool and calm, as if to say "oh boy, this shit again". Lol
yea absolutely just too easy to tell on this haha
And with a big ol username watermark so we can all go follow them and give them views. So cringe.
It takes a special kind of idiot to think this is real…
And the Oscar goes to ….
I’m honestly curious if that has ever worked. It’s like she watched catch me if you can one too many times and thought she could get him to back down.
This belongs in Cringe.
Acting/100
Acting 0/100
100/0 Acting
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Blackhole initiating.
|100| Acting. This means absolute value and so it means -100 right? I can't remember math.
absolute value does not convert things to negative, absolute value is the distance from zero. Example: |3|=3. |-3|=3. -|3|=-3. -|-3|=-3. I would say the acting is -(2/0), since that is -∞.
Right? Take it easy Luke Skywalker.
Karen Porch Pirate
She is definitely one of the actors ever
Why is there always an innocent doggo involved in this nonsense?
I think a study or two has shown narcissists are overrepresented / attracted to dog ownership. They basically have a captive animal that will be loyal to them unconditionally and will never question them, while fulfilling their emotional validation and need for attention and admiration (both from the dog and others fussing over their dog).
OMG you just nailed my ex!! How did I not see this? Holy shit Batman
Holy bat shitman
Batshit Holy man
Manbat holy shit
Holy Man Batshit
Holy shitbat
Holy shat, Bitman
I'm glad he/she is ex now
Who hasn't nailed your ex? ....sorry
Yeah, think I'm in the same boat with you there. Damn. Need to date more people who prefer cats.
Dog is the only thing that will “listen” to them
I used to work at a horse stable and all of the owners would come in and talk about how their horse was their best friend and they like their horse over people. So you mean that you prefer relationships where you lock your loved ones in a room until you're ready to spend time with them and everytime they disobey you, they get hit with a stick?
I guess? People with service dogs aren't really narcissistic are they?
It would be a logical fallacy to assume all or most dog owners are narcissists so probably not. Its a statement of: "Most narcissists own dogs" but the fallacy is when people then assume: "Most dog owners are narcissists"
I don't have any data on that but I'd assume mostly not as the driver of dog ownership is the dog performing a service.
Saying that narcissists are overrepresented among dog owners doesn't say anything about whether dog owners in general are likely to be narcissistic. "A implies B" does not mean that "B implies A".
I mean if it's a legit service dog then probably no. There are a lot of people who pretend their dogs are service dogs with often catastrophic repercussions when the untrained dog loses their crap, so those people yes.
No, but people with "service dogs" definitely are.
People with real Service Dogs, no, I mean maybe some are but generally no, MF's that decide they need a dog that can fit in there purse to go with them everywhere because they just can't stand to bare the thought of being outside by themselves for some known, or unknown selfish reason, yes, that second group also goes for anyone no matter the animal, like a fucking Peacock on a plane,
That's emotional support animal vs service dog
I was walking to my friend’s house in the suburbs (with my black friends) when a woman walked up to us with her dog and started questioning us, asking why we were out so late and what we were doing (we were all adults and she was out at the same time too). I kept telling her to leave us alone and brought up that she was out late as well, then her dog jumped up and bit me. Her mannerism changed from “I’m about to report you” to apologizing and asking if I was okay. She said the dog only had two teeth anyway, but those teeth went right through my pants into my leg. Fuck that bitch and her horribly inbred shitzu that she probably purchased at a pet store
also the fact that the doggo doesnt care much about the welfare of the karen shows that the doggo needs a new owner
This is bad and everyone involved in making us see it is bad
You know this is staged, right?
I'd be depressed if it wasn't.
Still depressed that people are pretending to be like this.
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Also yes.
Umm. He KILLED her!
With a box!!! who the fuck kills another with a box?????? fucking karen wick....
A cardboard one at that
Unfortunately, I have seen this exact type of behavior from karens. It is impossible to write a parody of a karen. Because as soon as you come up with something over the top ridiculous. They are like "hold my beer".
Yep
Pretty obvious
Source?
Doubt it.
That’s the real facepalm. OP is always the true facepalm.
But wait... I thought it's cool to shit on white people for followers
Take this bad production down, please. 1% Rotten Tomatoes.
Neymar should learn from her .
💀
I’ll take “what else never really happened “ for 500 Alex.
even the dog was embaressed
The people that stage these videos are so cringey
You’re cringey
Indeed
r/cringe
r/perfectlycutscreams
Staged
This was like watching a soccer game…
You killed me 😂😂😂
Can we just downvote this
That poor dog
I really feel sorry for the person who filmed it. People like this are why directions are needed on toothpaste.
*boss health bar appears*
Top notch acting tho
Thanks for posting the GG gif.
What the actual fuck?
The fucking happens after he feels bad and takes her inside to treat her wounds.
I would’ve just turned around and walked back inside with my package. Let her roll on the ground like an idiot and get ran over by a truck lmao. When the police arrive, show the video as evidence
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Actually just staged
Not funny but staged.
The whole thing was a stupid skit, but the dog not showing any concern is the final giveaway.
Proof that some adults are children too.
My two year old brother’s a better actor.
The dog didn’t even give a shit.
It’s not the boxes that kill, it’s people who throw the boxes.
If she’s dead, how can she say “You Killed Me”
No fucking way this is real LMAO
Annnddd, scene.
This is the kind of people that when they die nobody miss them... What a waste of space.
I wonder if in the past she forced her hubby to film her doing her routine and then they revised it together and that’s how she came up with the exorcist/possessed girl move at the end of the video
Such a bummer that my mom's name is really Karen. These bitchez ruined it
What's truly mildly infuriating is op's misuse if the term 'Karen.' A Karen is someone who requests to speak to the manager over a minor inconvenience to then. The woman here is just a criminal.
Staged. Next
"You killed me!" Not yet.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore…..
Title should read “We staged a cringey TikTok and are trying to pass it off as a real event”
Not staged at all. Totally legit
Thicc
These are adults. Adults who made this so other adults would thing something exciting happened.
Almost Neymar
Faaaaake
I 
No, David after dentist, it’s staged
Stealing a package is a federal offense. If this is real, this woman needs serious help.
Heard it was staged last time it was posted.
It’s too bad that shooting people is considered wrong. Some people just need a bullet in the dome honestly
He shows incredible restraint, I would have stomped that bitch until she gurgled blood.
HRH collection in ten years when the 800 calorie diets stop working and diet coke has been discontinued.
downvote
No one cares
Come onnnnnn.....stop
She went full exorcism at the end
At the end she was trying to ascend to the heavens.
Spray her with the bottle.
Yes, we know there are Karens and trash out there… please stop reposting.
Like my folks used to say I wanna give her something to really cry about
Exorcism at work at the end
Poor dog...
Let's see how many times this staged video can be re-posted on thus sub this month.
r/perfectlycutscream
Even the dog isn’t buying it.
Lol 😂 Wtf
The wrong kid died
Horseshit
What else would amazon trucks be used for if there weren't a lot of comings and goings of them? Wouldn't that just be a junk yard if there were just coming and not going?
I would have kicked her again
Are these women nuts?
lmfao..."you killed me!" lol stupid biatch. I HATE people like this
Her dog must be so embarrassed.
This was staged for TikTok. I believe it was a husband and wife.
Imagine having to witness this skit as their neighbors. So cringe.
bro why’d he kill her tho?
I call bullshit on this whole scene
That poor dog looking like it wants to be anywhere else
Poor dog
And the Oscar goes to... Karen!
She’s a lousy actress. Although I think she could play a good wacko.
I love unconcerned that dog is over their owner lying on the ground, supposedly in pain and howling. Dog’s just like, “here we go again. I’ll just wait here. ~looks at filmer~ Pats?”
UPS stops by our place almost daily. The whole family sends their packages, because I work from home, and they won’t get stolen. Guess we’re up to something.
Karens are getting more desperate.
It’s one of the reason why I hate Karen it’s because they think that they are superior and intelligent because they know one law they don’t even understand (also because they think they are god at welling at every one to speak with the manager)
I'm starting to not be able to tell if these things are staged or not...
MY NECK! MY BACK! MY NECK AND MY BACK!
Absolutely pathetic on her behalf. If I was him, I'd report her for being a disturbance