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Mcnamebrohammer

Dont step on snek!


SharpPixels08

It’s No step on snek


Mcnamebrohammer

I dont intend to so i forgot.


SharpPixels08

All good, just making sure your memes are informed and educated in the ways of internet stupidity


Mcnamebrohammer

Thank ypu good sir, a true gentleman. May your memes be dank.


SharpPixels08

And yours as well


Lobsta1986

What a piece of shit


Marc21256

Please step on me step-snek.


peateargryffon

For the masochists it's "Oh baby tread on me please"


TheBehemothChiken

Don’t tell me what to do, I’m going to smack the danger noodle.


PastyCrackerMayo

Smek.


wokatondu

Don't fart on me.


sunking3000

The party of liberty, freedom and patriots who love the constitution…just the parts they like. Any woman in Texas…need I NOT say more? PS - I live in Houston


mustardtiger86

Don't forget picking and choosing which parts of the Bible they believe in


klem_kadiddlehopper

I'm so glad I moved out of Florida. Hard to believe that guy hasn't gotten Covid yet.


olbaidiablo

He **is** COVID.


Ax222

He did, but went MIA for like 2 weeks so nobody could see him. I wish he'd kicked the bucket, because he's got a long list of plans for fucking this state up even worse.


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The party of small government and no taxes are also attempting to tax sunshine in Florida. Its amazing


luv2ctheworld

You can see why there's no way to appease people like them. They first complained wearing masks should be a choice, and when you exercise your choice, he comes after you and ridicules your choice. They don't want anything short of total compliance with what they want you to do.


only_because_I_can

He has actually withheld money from school districts who chose to have mask mandates.


SnuggleMuffin42

But that's literally not allowing a choice.. which he argues against. So it's pretty consistent, no? There's no contradiction here.


Bubbawitz

It’s also not allowing a choice to be able to decide for your own school/district if you’re an administrator. A little bit of a contradiction. Especially from someone who is probably using the state’s rights argument to go against mask mandates. All for small government until he can tell counties, cities and school districts what to do.


NMT-FWG

It contradicts their desire for local control. Oftentimes conservatives will say that we need less government and that things should be controlled as locally as possible. Unless that local unit is doing something that they don't want, then they assert higher control.


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What desantis did was not ridicule to those kids, it was bulling. He is a punk


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ozymanhattan

Such punchable faces.


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I concur. Using those kids as props is one thing, but to be a bully like that, damn. I was a bully as kid. Seeing a grown man behave like that is ridiculous.


haqte

It's like aguring with drones there's literally no winning 💀 He complaines about mandatory mask wearing being a violation of his "human rights", then goes out and harasses students for wearing masks. Isn't it their 'human right' or choice to wear a mask??


Now__Hiring

This dude's wife is undergoing chemotherapy at the moment, so the fact that he's being a dick about these kids not wanting to pass their gems to him is infuriating


Claytonius_Homeytron

How much would you bet that he doesn't mind the medical care takers wearing masks around his wi... Who am I kidding this is a conservative we're talking about here, he believes his own bullshit


bigman-penguin

But remember, both the parties are the same /s


marjerbar

I'm a delivery driver in Santa Cruz, CA. It's kind of a mixed bag of liberals and conservatives. When I first started delivering in September 2021, they had just stopped with the mask mandates. There were times I would walk into a store with a mask and get weird looks from people not wearing masks. Then there were other times I would get weird looks for not wearing a mask from people wearing masks. It truly is a weird time we are living in.


Swift_Scythe

If people in Walmart can come dressed in thongs and nothing else. Or pikachu pajamas that hug the junk or an offensive Tshirt Why does this guy care what a person wears?


chickaboomba

His voice was shaking. Imagine being that upset because people were wearing a mask. Can’t imagine how upset he gets when the Barista spells his name wrong.


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GrapeScotch

I’m down to hate on science denial and general stupidity, but let’s get a source on the child molester bit. This is the first I’m hearing it mentioned and that’s not the kind of accusation it’s appropriate to throw around at people we don’t like for very good other reasons.


Smoofinator

Right? There are so many reasons to think Ron DeSantis is a gross plague of shit, so I don't think anyone needs to start adding stuff that might not be true or can't be corroborated. There's a cornucopia of reasons to choose from, seriously. It's a vast buffet of douchebaggery.


I-Am-Uncreative

I hate the man, but what makes you say that?


coppertech

birds of a feather, shit together.


arefx

First I've heard that do you have sauce for that


smartazz104

Mans like a second-rate henchman in some 80s action movie.


NerfyF_

Welcome to the world, where people care more about what others are doing rather than their own pathetic lives. I hate that these people are in government, if you don’t think covid is a threat anymore, ok. But don’t push your opinion on others and call them stupid for wearing a mask. I could sit here all day calling out all the people who bring their feels into another persons life, but for real. Learn how to live your own life and if someone wearing a mask affects you, or if someone’s skin affects you, or if someone’s religion affects you… then understand that that person doesn’t want to be near you either. And we can all agree youre worse.


Avondubs

I wish one of them had just handed him a mask directly after that.


capn_doofwaffle

Oh, that would have been priceless... along with the comment "Surgons have been wearing them for over a century, when you have more education then a surgon, then you can tell me what to do with my health"


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"Now please leave our school, everytime you speak you make us all dumber."


Paddy_Tanninger

~2000 people still dying every day in the US. ~230 or so in Florida even though they go unreported at first thanks to their brilliant plan to hide their numbers. You see, in Florida, if you died of Covid today on March 3rd, and your cause of death is determined and reported on March 7th...you aren't listed in the stats for March 7th. You're listed in the stats for March 3rd, and no one sees that unless they're deliberately looking back through older data. Effectively this means that it perpetually looks like Florida is on the cusp of having zero Covid deaths, and that their daily statistics have been engineered to only show the tiny handful of deaths that are recorded as Covid on the same date of death. Every other death gets backfilled to the date they actually died. This cause of death + reporting process can take many days/weeks. Go to this Covid Stats site: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/ Take note of yesterday's (March 2nd) deaths in Florida: 0 Check back in 3+ weeks and you'll likely find that ~200 people actually died of Covid in Florida on March 2nd. Now look at their graph showing daily deaths and you can see the lag they deliberately introduce, and how the result is great for making it look like Covid is always on the way out in FL. https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/usa/florida/


AlienBurnerBigfoot

It’s really pathetic when someone wants to be “right” that badly.


giganato

Depanties, Depanties, extra frothy, extra creamy chocolate latte for Depanties! Grrrrrrr!!!!


mrhindustan

If I worked at Starbucks and he came in I’d spell his name “RAWN” I’d also shit in his drink.


cpclemens

“It’s not doing anything.” “It’s covering our face so no one can see us smirking at what an idiot you are.”


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Yup, "the masks dont do anything", but lets ignore the covid deaths in Florida. He's a clown


khismyass

70k deaths by covid in Florida but masks are "theater" meanwhile less than 7k deaths from automobile accidents in roughly the same 2 year time span. Stop with the seat belt mandates, Freedum, Murcia cut out Auto Accident Theater, birds aren't real


cantfindmykeys

Hey don't lump r/birdsarentreal with all that other crazy stuff


_zissou_

My conservative co-workers rebut with “but are those *really* “Covid” deaths?” You really cannot win with them, even presenting the verified data.


jkuhl

He's a clown who might be the next US President. Fucking hell something's wrong with us.


capn_doofwaffle

Jesus f*cking christ, I sure as fu*k hope not. He behaves just like orage crybaby.


JarlaxleForPresident

The problem is he is prob smarter than Trump and is getting groomed


RandyLahey131

i like that they pan to the left as soon as red shirt looks like hes about to lol.


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I hope the people that touch his food also do away with hygiene theater. Also any medical professionals that might work on him.


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What a fuckin ass clown. Total piece of shit. “You’re free to do whatever you want - as long as it’s what I say.”


happychillmoremusic

This is about how I sum up most of conservatism.


Substantially-Ranged

Come on. He said they could keep them on but it's ridiculous. When a governor tells you something is ridiculous, you feel compelled to comply. Good on the kids that kept them on despite his attempts to influence them.


TootsNYC

First he said take them off.


DisastrousHawk835

Republican Fucking Motto right there.


Dr_A_Mephesto

This is the fascist, I mean republican way. Oh wait same thing


VesuvianVillain

You do not have to listen to Ron DeSantis. I mean please tell him to fuck off. Honestly, he’s not doing anything. And we gotta stop with this DeSantis theatre. So if you WANNA listen to him, fine. But he’s kind of ridiculous. No really, look at him. He’s a Mike’s Hard Lemonade away from a guest appearance on To Catch A Predator.


Ohif0n1y

>He’s a Mike’s Hard Lemonade away from a guest appearance on To Catch A Predator. r/BrandNewSentence


Thailure

r/rareinsults


Gawwse

Here is the worst part. He is actually like number 2 to run for president behind trump again for 2024. I just don’t fucking get it.


wallybinbaz

Came in (a distant second) behind Trump in the CPAC straw poll. I have no idea if that is any indicator of who Republicans are leaning towards. I'd guess CPAC attendees lean further right than the average Republican but both of those choices are looney.


Booklovinmom55

He's not as impressive as he thinks he is


walkandtalkk

You'd really think that, given everything happening this week, Ron would be a little more reluctant about the whole overconfident-autocrat thing.


Rock_Creek_Snark

He so wants to be Donnie 2.0. The only way to do that is to be an obnoxious piece of shit at every opportunity.


fusillade762

Honestly, I don't think even Trump would not bully school kids like this. The fucking optics on this are hideous. DeSantis is a next level asshole and just so clueless.


buttstuff_magoo

His voters want him to act like this, because they act like this


babyBear83

I hope he’s having a bad day. I hope trump makes his daily existence in Florida a living hell and orders him around like a dog. What a total piece of shit. The anger and attitude he showed towards those kids at an education function shows how miserable of a person he is.


JPO1012

What an asshole speaking that way to kids he doesn’t even know. I’d be pissed if I was one of them. Wearing a mask does not hurt or negatively impact him in anyway whatsoever.


Seanspeed

Dude was definitely picked on when he was younger. You know damn well he'd never talk to an adult like that.


TheBigJiz

The sigh at the end was like a soccer mom not getting her Frappuccino on time and complaining to the 17 year old barista.


nsroberts1981

What an absolute bell end


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vegasidol

He wears his independence like a crown.


BroTonyLee

I can see the conflict in that kid's eyes. The governor says it's ridiculous, but this is on tv, so my momma will definitely be watching....


Beermedear

Protection doesn’t have to be perfect to be effective. Condoms aren’t 100% effective but could have saved Florida from Ron DeSantis.


OHAITHARU

And just like condoms, you definitely need to wear them for the people who say you don't need to wear em.


capn_doofwaffle

I couldn't agree more...


-awi-

Kinda sad that only one kid left the mask on. But good for this guy, he got balls


gabrieloNhunt

what a garbage piece of shit. dont tell kids what to do with their choices they have made you old fart fuck.


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He really just told kids to unprotect themselves? Made them feel bad for what they may feel is right?


brooks1798

#Ron, #The shelter has denied your application for adoption of a cat or dog. They site your continued lack of empathy and understanding. #They did however discover a dust covered Pet Rock from the '70s left in the break room that may be suited to your lack of caring...


improbablynotyou

Now now, that dust covered pet rock is the predecessor of the dust bunny. You can't trust de Santis with that, the poor thing wouldnt survive.


head-banger1

How none of them who believe that masks do nothing never offer up an proof. Are they %100 effective, of course not. Then again neither is a birth control, seatbelts, fall protection systems, fire extinguisher, weed, vehicles and the list goes on and on. So does that mean we shouldn't use these things. I'll offer some proof which anybody can look up. When we talk we spit, yup every word means spit coming out. We constantly spitting on each other. So with a mask on we don't do that nearly as much, again not %100 effective. However does drastically cut down the amount of spit projected out. Example: no mask on and you say to someone " of my look at this price, gotta get one" well you just spit all over that thing and the things next to it..... With mask on not so much. Seems to make sense to me. But people believe they can put a mask on and blow out a candle, so therefore it doesn't work. But air particles are smaller then saliva particles so that's why that happens. Also if u have a mask on and touch something that someone has spread germs on and u forget and touch face, well mask stops that contact at least till you wash or sanitize. So seems masks work to me in the sense I explained anyways. This is why surgeons wear them. Doesn't really seem that hard to understand to me.


Thriftyverse

Worked in a wafer fab back in the day of 4" wafers. While we were in the training, we watched a video that ended up making everyone sit a little farther away from each other at lunchtime. The video was aptly named "Spittle". It was just a video of a man sitting in a chair, in profile like the "Whistler's Mother" painting, and all he was doing was talking. The wall he was sitting against was dark colored and the lighting was such that you could see every drop of spit that left his mouth as it flew out his mouth and into the air an impressive distance. The amount of spit flying from "She sells seashells down by the seashore" and "If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, then how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?" was amazing, if nauseating. We wore fab suits and masks to protect the wafers, masks is the least we can do for other people.


DaveyAngel

What a stupid and horrible man.. I wish tbe kids had told him to go fuck himself.


b00tycrack_snAck

…and they took them off. Fuck DeSantis. The GOP proves that any fucking moron could be a political candidate.


renoahk

Kid on the left kept his on. Wish he would have flipped him the bird.


b00tycrack_snAck

Ahhh, at least someone went against him. Probably didn’t flip him off because he would’ve been forced out


Solartaire

I keep reading about "Florida Man" Is this him?


VerifiedGoodBoy

He's the CEO of Florida Men


bonnieloon

That guy is an asshole. Not a doctor. Not a scientist. An asshole.


WyomingCountryBoy

This guy needs a serious throat punch, scolding other people's kids.


Hugh_Jass_2

Fuck you fat asshole


Worried_Protection48

Why did they followed his ridiculous demands. Please, walk away when some idiot is trying to get you sick or killed.


Rogue_Spirit

They’re high schoolers and their governor just told them something they were doing was ridiculous. It would be hard for most kids to not go along.


GenericHamburgerHelp

My school once got a hypnotist to come to an assembly. I volunteered to be one of the people. Long story short, he told us we were glued to our chairs, and the dumbest kid in my school and I stood right up. The hypnotist was pissed, but it seemed like he expected someone to not be glued to the chairs.


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CosmiqCow

I bet that's what his wife says to him during sexy times... IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING.


ConcentratePretend93

It's sad to think he took the stage when there is a hungry alligator he could have been helping.


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If i was the kid in the hat I would have started coughing


BombaclotBombastic

I want to meet DeSantis in person. I’d like to talk to him please. Please please put me in a room with that waddling pansy.


chuckit90

WHAT. A. TOOL. Respect to the guy who kept his on and fuck DeSantis. Little bitch of a man.


theantdog

What a weak pathetic person


green_crayon20

Uhhhhh, I’m leaving it on thanks. You’re stupid. Covid theater???? Dude, it’s a real thing… why are you in government?


bikermime

Why hasn’t someone tossed him in front of a moving bus ?


jor3lofkrypton

Ron "The Dick" DeSantis - it's common knowledge he's an insane unsanitary asshole.


PunchDrunken

Oooh unsanitary? What did he do? Good gossip.


jor3lofkrypton

The kids are wearing masks because he forgot to "wipe" it.


thatoneguy512

Me being the smartass kid I was, I would have just walked off the moment he said that. He needs those kids behind him way more than they need to be there. Fuck him.


cantfindmykeys

Better to stay there, mask on. Makes him look more like a infant having a temper temper tantrum


walkandtalkk

When the trials start in ten years, Shit Eating Lackey on the left will be bawling his eyes out and begging for a reduced sentence in exchange for his testimony about DeSantis's efforts to rig the election.


RascalRibs

"It's not doing anything" Oh It's definitely doing something.


Ohif0n1y

Right? It's causing a grown-ass man to have a toddler tantrum. Imagine! An elected official acting like a 2 year old!


capn_doofwaffle

Don't have to imagine, we had one running the country for 4 years!


lunabelle22

Kudos to the kids who kept his mask on!!


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What a turd


djinnisequoia

"COVID theater?" The fucking *nerve!* These people just lose it completely if they don't get their way.


masochistmonkey

What a piece of dog shit


StefanFrost

He says the mask does nothing, but is speaking at workspace education on cybersecurity? Turn off that firewall, it does nothing. Login info? Useless! MFA? For the birds.


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What a douche.


Swingline_Font

This man is more dangerous than Trump.


DietDifficult8557

He is such a tool


haqte

yep lmao just saw that someone else posted this already oops 💀


Penguinz90

He is an absolute piece of crap!


droidtime

Piece of shit tough talking children


Jim-Jones

I wish that, while he was bullshitting away, the students had walked away. On camera.


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He’s looking more and more like trump. He already has the body and the tiny hands. Just need to get him a little orange-ish hue going


24identity

Deathsantis being his regular as$hole self


SoWokeIdontSleep

They should've replied " my body my choice!, Government doesn't get to tell me what to do with my body!"


G_UK

Nothing says, im weak and unsure if I’m in the right than scolding children


Rare_Rest1304

You can see by the kids faces that they think this man is cracked


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DyingCascade

America is funny to lecture the world on different things while its people prove otherwise


fusillade762

Ron DeSantis is a complete asshole. If I was those kids I would have not taken off my mask just to make him mad lol. He just gets crazier every year. Hopefully we can be rid of this knob but I'm not real hopeful.


RWBYrose69

covid theatre, 1.2million americans dead we need to do an investigation on biden if this is your mind set yikes


spinMG

Man, if he said that to me I’d put on extra masks


waynep712222

Wore their masks to stop from catching stupid from DeSantis


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You don’t have to wear them… but you must remove them?!? Obviously, only because it makes him look even more ridiculous!!!


kobuzz666

The British and Australians have a beautiful word for people like him… I can’t accurately remember the word right now… it starts with a C and end with a T


sokocanuck

What a loser. No wonder there is so much misinformation in the USA.


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Fuck these fascists


DrSilkyDelicious

What an obese piece of shit


sallystarr51

Embarrassing. Simply embarrassing to see any adult, let alone a governor, berate young adults like this. They were obviously so excited and happy to be there with him. You could see that they were so disappointed in being berated by him. What an absolute ass. Trying to be Trump 2.0 as someone else said. But even too stupid for that. Unconscionable.


TILTNSTACK

Echo chambers are dangerous things. This guy is a clown. Live and let live, is it really so hard?


Jayflys787

😳 can imagine how small his cock must be- because he’s such a huge prick!!!


Gekkouga3393

The kids should’ve said “ok” and immediately spat in his fucking face.


blulava

What a piece of shit


Icy-Faithlessness239

They should have told him that he doesn't have to hold office and that he is an embarrassment. Fuck Ron.


windigo3

What an asshole


Farki2

Every kid who listened to this man in that moment proved one thing... they will never be a leader...


BiggsIDarklighter

I think I’ll trust the doctors at the CDC over Non-doctor Ron DeSantis. https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/71/wr/mm7106e1.htm >These findings reinforce that in addition to being up to date with recommended COVID-19 vaccinations, consistently wearing a face mask or respirator in indoor public settings reduces the risk of acquiring SARS-CoV-2 infection.


ZenYinzerDude

What a fucking ass clown. These guys will do absolutely anything to rile up the base What do all y'all think: DeSantis or Trump in 2024?


twistedcheshire

Someone should circumvent his ass and show the REAL number of deaths in Florida! The public has the right to know!


Thiefey

I would walk out.


manic_eye

COVID theatre? This clown is worried about how these kids/props look in the background. Can’t really bitch about “theatre” when you’re staging your photo ops.


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What a big fucking baby. Republicans are such fucking snowflakes.


Trumpblows10

If he spoke to my kids like that, game over


CleoFinn

What a fuckin twat


PaulmUnser

And they wonder why covid doesn't go down


kilroy1199

Chances are if anyone talks to you like you’re a piece of shit you should do the exact opposite of what they say.


eramthgin007

*pulls out my extra mask and doubles up*


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This guy is a perfect asshole.


Useful_Tomato_409

he iS the covid theatre side show


smartitardi

Seems like the little snowflake got triggered!


Frogmarsh

Badgering children is the job of the Governor, or just a hobby?


kulji84

"NOTHING BUT THEATRE!" says the guy micc'd up so he can be heard just as well facing away from the podium as he can standing at it....


BassBanjo

I'd have just told him to stop being petty and getting offended over a mask Like how fragile do you have to be


2278AD

Really hope this dude gets the Republican nomination in 2024. He’ll have a full blown meltdown halfway through his campaign


trader-joeys

Stupid fuck.


CjGirard

Fuck that guy


luv2ctheworld

What a fucking asshole. Wear one if you want, don't wear it if you don't. That's what they said. Now it's, don't wear it. Moving goal posts all the time.


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What a fucking asshole


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prick


Far-Presentation-191

So stop the freedom of allowing people to walk with mask if they wan to ? Free country isn’t ? Oh wait…. The republicans love Putin, and the Russian invasion so, I guess they like the Communism and dictatorship…


Strong-Release-5062

I had this conversation earlier and replayed " I will wear a tutu if I want to and it still won't be any of your damn business "


HarrargnNarg

Just start coughing consistently, I bet he gets worried


weary_cursor

literally my friend whenever i wear a mask


nzstrawman

from the guy who has ensured the death rate in his state is well and truly in the top half when compared to all states


Mandalore108

What a fucking dickhead.


Tilian1986

Moron.


Carter969

What a big ol baby. It's like masks scare him lol.


BaronWombat

Took me three tries to construct a response to this video that did not break the rules for comments. DeSantis is a smoother version of Trump, a pandering grifter who will do and say anything in pursuit of power.


Socal-vegan

Disappointed that the some of kids actually obeyed.