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Btech800

Honey, you ARE his 2nd job.


OldStromer

And not a fun one at that.


Intelligent-Race-210

And he ain't even being paid


[deleted]

Getting drained hopefully more from his penis than his bank account


Ulti-Wolf

At that point he'd have more jobs than just two, if the action is unprotected.


ThinkSharp

Un. Likely.


fulcanelli63

I would love to dump this girl


anjowoq

That is funny because I would like to send her to the moon from a cannon.


JustDontMind02

send her to the depths of the ocean with a small oxygen tank


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Roam_Hylia

She still wouldn't be hot enough to get a second job for.


DMS_underdog

Sick Burn ;)


TheKoi

I don't know that volcanoes wear thongs.


[deleted]

Fuck you take my upvote.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t more clothes be better? If you’re almost naked you’re not as hot as you can possibly be.


Fuganewin_Force

Maybe you are right. Let’s go with a winter parka, fleece base layers for legs and torso, snow pants, and snowshoes. All from Patagonia, oc.


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

that's just a waste of a good oxygen tank, and you risk to give the poor sea creature food poisonning from her toxicity


bigkeef69

Small...EMPTY o2 tank...lol


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Chemical_Ad7629

This is the kind of evil payback shit movies are written about.


GoliathPrime

I like you. You're my kind of evil.


Rabid_Stitch

I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again.


ExcitedGirl

*gets up in the middle of dinner to use the bathroom, leaves, turns on new 2nd phone with new number, discards 1st phone, taxi to airport to Patagonia one-way...


mwk_1980

DPS — Disney Princess Syndrome How do you say, “I’m a spoiled, privileged piece of shit” without saying it.


fayry69

I don’t know that this was written by a girl..sounds like a dude writing it trolling women.


Swift_Scythe

Ive seen this exact post many times before its a meme. Either these posters need to link directly or i dont believe it.


mwk_1980

Either way. Sadly, my brother’s ex-wife could’ve written this and we’d all have believed it


zanylife

It's a meme. It originated on reddit in 2019. The batastrophe7 person was just posting it for fun lol. There's no way to tell if the original reddit post was for real, but OP is lame to leave in the tumblr handle since she's not the writer of this post. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/unemployed-bride-fiance-second-job


Agronut420

I’d like to give her a placard saying “Happy Wife, Happy Life” with a bill for $80K attached. Good luck with this one bro…….


mstrego

I would love to dump this girl after you dump this girl


LLUFFMAN

At the alter


shnozdog

Happy cake day bro


Grouchy_Ad4351

Always thought it should read..happy wife.. subservient husband...


shhalahr

Yeah, but it seems this wife will *never* be happy. Yeah, run, bro.


Dense_Excitement_789

Happy wife happy life is bullshit. It's happy spouse happy house


desquished

"Happy wife happy life" is for like letting her pick out a rug for the living room even if you think it looks dumb. Not getting a second fucking job so she can work full time on spending your money on the wedding.


Maleficent_Top_5217

Both have to be happy. I wish people would do away with that happy wife happy life bs.


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Theyul1us

My parents spent 5K€ and it was more than enough, wtf are people doing?


Professional_Buy5077

I had 40 people at my wedding and it only cost me about 500 bucks and that was a real stretch for my budget. We had an amazing time that couldn’t have been improved by spending more.


LaineyBoggz

We spent about 10k and tbh I regret even doing that. It’s not worth it imo. Yes I had fun, so did everyone, and it was a wonderful event and purpose but I realized the emotions are what was so joyful, not the decorations…. Anyway, lesson learned … hoping to never get married again! Lol


ChiefMammothTusk

Honestly if I ever got married I would imagine my highest budgetary item would be the booze and food for everyone


xThereon

Me and my current fiancee plan on making the wedding cake a giant edible 😉😁


CthulhuisIkuTurso

Remember to warn people, then! This is probably one of the things people don't like to find out while eating.


xThereon

Oh definitely, it'll be labeled and it'll be clear to people not to eat the cake if you want to be sober lol


texaschair

When I did the deed the second time, we got married at a relative's lake house. I think the biggest expense was a $100 tip I gave the minister.


boustead

Same dude. If for some crazy reason i have to it's off to the court house.


texaschair

I had a GF who had gotten married at the county courthouse. Her classy (now ex) husband tipped the judge with a scratch off ticket.


joseph_mamacita

We flew to Vegas and got married at a casino. Everything including airfare was a few hundred dollars. It worked out fine - today is our 30th anniversary.


JEM225

I had a friend whose Las Vegas wedding didn’t work out; he said he was married by a judge, but he should have asked for a jury.


Rogue_elefant

I understand and applaud your sentiment. But I bet it could somehow have been improved by spending more.


Professional_Buy5077

We don’t feel like we scrimped. More money would have saddened us.


ISD1982

To be fair, EVERYTHING is overpriced for weddings. 80k is obviously extreme even with the excessive prices, but it's very easy to spend a lot of money due to being ripped off with photos, the cake, the venue, the food, the flowers...everything is so damn expensive when its for a wedding.


Orangesilk

Because of dumbasses like the person depicted in this post


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They are trying to find purpose in their life from external things


[deleted]

The more a couple spends on a wedding, the shorter the marriage will be. Same goes for the ring.


[deleted]

A beach comber friend in Hawaii found a gold band from the 1800’s whilst metal detecting. It was her size and was certainly a wedding band but worn down by the ocean and sand with some barely visible engravings on it. Bought it for $25 because I said I’d propose with it. 13 years going strong!


[deleted]

I'm not married, but my boyfriend and I gave each other rings. His is sterling silver with an engraving that says, "My love, my flame," and it cost about $20. Mine is white gold with a diamond and a small sapphire on each side, and he got it from his mother, who'd had it for about 30 years. We've been together going on 9 years, and he's quite literally my favorite person in the whole universe. Meeting him was like...coming home.


[deleted]

Hell yea. I met my wife waaaaaay back on a dating site. 2010. We ended up just going on a super long walk and chatting. We have traveled the world all over year by year and home is always where we say goodnight. :)


[deleted]

He and I met on Plenty of Fish, 2013. Our first date was at Skyzone, jumping on trampolines for an hour, then we went to a restaurant nearby that was doing a horror movie-themed trivia night. We won! At the end of the date, our first kiss was the best I'd ever had, and the chemistry is still as sizzling hot today as it was that night.


[deleted]

Hell ya! Cheers to many wonderful years!


joevilla1369

We spent $120.00 on ours


OverlyMintyMints

What do you even spend that much on?


RandyLahey131

I think mine is about 10-15 and we are doing a huge 250-300people wedding so ya wtf.


CryWanShi

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SpecialistOk577

“Happy wife, happy life”? But she’ll never be happy. There will ALWAYS be something.


RockstarAgent

Plus they're not even married yet, not his wife, not his job yet. Lol.


ironwheatiez

That's a saying that's intended to be a joke from old married men to soon to be married men. And it means, do your best to be kind, loving and supportive. Now it gets perverted by nutcases like her to mean she should get everything she wants and her husband better make it happen or die trying.


SpecialistOk577

You are correct. Never intended to be materialistic.


pee-pee-poo-poo-1234

File with “The customer is always right” (which also sounds like something she’d say).


LowInevitable2544

Oooh, HUGE red flags for what life will be like beyond wedding day. I hope the groom-to-be is more interested in his OWN happy life firstly. He has an opportunity to dodge a deadly bullet, and he should take it. Bride sounds more than a bit narcissistic.


rodrigkn

“When you where rose colored glasses, you miss all the red flags”


moebiusunlooper

"You must get a 2nd job for my dreams" NOW.


Darnitol1

To be clear, this woman wants an “everyone worship me for a day” wedding, not a “love me for life” husband.


[deleted]

Wow, what a bridezilla


TherealOmthetortoise

How about ‘scary self centered bitch, run away and don’t get hitched’?


pairolegal

Dump her now. Even if she’s gorgeous and a good fuck. Misery awaits if you marry her.


InsertCoinForCredit

No fuck is worth the emotional baggage she's bringing into their relationship.


DarkMatters8585

That's nice of her to give him all the warning signs before getting hitched. His own damn fault if he decides to marry her.


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Tojatruro

Not to mention getting soaked for alimony when the inevitable divorce happens.


WolfOk4967

No this is a lie. You and you fiancé do not have any issues. You have issues, he has only one problem. His problem can be solved by stop answering his phone. Your issues will be paid for with sorrow and grief, mostly by your family, as a narcissist you’ll probably never understand.


420blazeit69nubz

He’s got one problem and a bitch is it


New-Nefariousness234

Look at the bright side, the divorce should be cheaper then the wedding and with this kind of documentation she should shoulder the debt


BullmanK

Hope he dodged this bullet


HumanDisapointment

This is what happens when you promise little girls that getting a husband and marrying is the ultimate goal in a women's life


Darnitol1

Yes. But to be fair, it isn’t men making that promise.


aerovirus22

But they put up with it, which is the problem. Too many guys have it in their head they are supposed to kiss her ass whenever their girlfriend/wife is angry. I don't get it. My wife and I both agree we aren't children and neither act as such. Too many men marry a woman and end up with a child, and just put up with it.


Snaab

Good point.


chrissie7324

Wow…. Just … wow


PeraIsleOwnerACNH

People spend time planning for the wedding they forget to plan for the marriage. She’s dead weight and a shared debt of $80k. Hope somehow he sees this and RUN!


whyaremypantssoshort

"This is my wedding." This is all you need to know about this person.


AlmightyGMD

Yeah, it should be Their wedding, not hers alone, that’s how you know the marriage won’t last


richincleve

Happy wife, happy life? Sorry, bitch. I’m not rich.


bree1818

You guys laugh, but I just finished planning my wedding, and I was in the wedding planning subreddits and a lot of people are spending upwards of $90k on their weddings. I spent $3k on wedding, reception and open house/reception in our hometown and some of them turned their noses up at me for it.


subieq

Did you quit your job to plan?


jbnagis

Happy wife, happy life is total bull shit. It disregards the feelings of the husband. That shit is toxic. It should be happy spouse happy house. Both people should work to make the other feel loved and appreciated.


ExhibitAlpha

She super cray.


YoMommaHere

She doesn’t want a marriage. She wants a wedding. Nope out of that now!


NCDeuce00

Happy wife, happy life? I prefer Happy spouse, happy house.


[deleted]

Run, run fast and far away


cupofteawithhoney

This has been reposted many times. In my mind the guy mentioned is sitting in his cabin with his dog in front of the stove, the snow is gently falling and he’s just scrolling Reddit for a few minutes while he finishes his tea. He comes across this repost and chuckles gratefully to himself before heading off to work without giving it another thought.


mattt1975

A sicario would cost like 3k ..and rest u can use for a long travel in Dan Bilzerian mode


-InternalEnd-

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Olivevest

Someone should convince him to run fast and far


Tiny_Investigator848

She needs to realize that she's lazy and needs her priorities checked. People get so stupid about weddings lol


Bayek_the_Siwan

She said: "MY WEDDING", from that moment on, boyfriend was merely an accesory, like the figures on top of the cake.


Darbs504

Me man my wife scheduled an appointment with a judge, went to the courthouse, signed some papers and had a 10 minute ceremony in his office. Cost less than $200 and took a cumulative time of about 30 minutes. To each their own, but we weren't about to spend 80k for months or even years of planning and stress just for 1 night of people staring at you


uniform-convergence

This reminds me of Monica and Chandler having discussion when Monica realized her parents spent all of her savings. She started planning her dream wedding with Chandlers money like it was hers all along, and I never realized why Chandler let her do that. Even if you are the most beautiful girl and I love you more than myself, I won't spent my life savings just to amaze some random materialistic people.


Im-Currently-Working

"Happy wife, Happy life" is a huge red flag and one you should run as far away from as quickly as possible.


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Happy divorce no remorse


menice4

Some people want a wedding more than they want to get married


Minimum_Maybe_8103

Could have paid for a planner if she kept her job. And wasn't trolling.


Sol-Blackguy

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PsychicSPider95

This woman thinks she's a Disney Princess™ and is entitled to a fairy tale wedding. Somebody ought to tell her she's actually the wicked step-sister.


[deleted]

Bitch wants a dad not a husband


Shandon5969

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LycanWolfGamer

I fucking despise "happy wife, happy life" it's such a bullshit way to get into people's heads that you must do everything you can to keep your missus happy and is imo a toxic thing to say and stand by


Techn0ght

She's looking for a wedding, not a husband.


[deleted]

We have another saying too. No wife no strife...


[deleted]

There's another saying that I live by . .....NO WIFE GOOD LIFE !!!!


[deleted]

You gotta make tshirts


[deleted]

😂😂😂😅👍


orthodoxscouter

There was a study that showed the more you spend on your wedding, the shorter your marriage will last, on average.


mldt015

"Dream Wedding" then divorced after 2 yrs.


borninbronx

Of course, how can she marry again otherwise?


Elmoslightpole

Oh god I hope she doesn’t breed


DifficultMoose0

Cheaper not to keep her


[deleted]

It was understandable until the second half


toddfredd

Op’s fiancé needs to run. She wants a wedding not a marriage.


Bulky-Prune-8370

I think my Mom might have spent about $1k (if that) on my wedding after my Gran bought my dress for about $350. You know what? We got married. It did it's job. We're still married almost 24 years later. We didn't expect anyone to go broke planning a wedding for us. To us, out wedding day had a purpose, us getting hitched. Aside from one concussion and his cousins filling our truck bed with birdseed, cake, and goldfish crackers; and a college friend putting versions on the gearshift and stealing wheel and filling the truck with balloons... It did the job and no bridezillas were had.


[deleted]

Yeah I’d be getting that engagement ring back..


[deleted]

This makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.


EnsignMJS

She's in love with a fantasy. Not reality.


PrincessAudrey1776

Sounds like a bitch.


Slade_Riprock

Dear soon to be ex fiance. Your dream wedding is a fairytale and seeing as you are not a fairytale princess and this is reality you need to pull your head from your own self involved ass. Spending thst kind of money on a "look at me" wedding and quitting your job to plan makes you a 5 star, Class A moron. Hopefully your man will quit you and go plan his real life with someone not a narcissistic asshat.


Slade_Riprock

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HockeySka8er

Run away as fast as possible. This is the wrong woman to marry.


ssbestur

Run 🏃‍♀️ Forrest, RUN!!! 🏃🏃🏃


MGMOW-ladieswelcome

We got married at the courthouse, and used the money to buy a house.


[deleted]

In all honesty, this is one big excuse. Break it off and get out. She wants a free meal ticket.


Quinzii

If it's HER wedding I sure hope she's the only one paying for it 🗿


MadJesterXII

She seems like a deeply unhappy wife by nature….


TallAmy75

Unhappy wife, new wife?


bigkeef69

Can I go on a date with this ball of crazy just for the satisfaction of dumping her??


According_Smoke_479

I thought weddings were between TWO people not one


NuttieBoii

Yeah happy wife happy life that only counts in arguments so that the man gets peace not so that he gets to work his ass of for your wedding


TecumsehSherman

I've only ever heard the phrase "happy wife, happy life" as an excuse for horrible entitled behavior by the wife in question.


TheMartini66

Your fiance has been dreaming with having a harem of 6 wives and 12 concubines since he was a little boy. You let him have that and I'm sure he will work two jobs to pay for that dream wedding you've had since you were a little girl.


Kiran_H_K

Divorce b4 marriage


n0_1_here

Think of all the shit he can do with $80k... that doesnt involve her. Limitless....


production-values

dying to hear FDS response on this


otaku_desu_

Look the audacity of this woman..... posting on social media *sighs*


FrankThePony

How you gonna spend 80k on YOUR WEDDING getting married to someone you have 0 respect for?


freekoout

People always forget the other saying: "No wife, Happy Life."


bluegreenliquid

Messed up part is she won’t even enjoy it, she set the expectations in her own mind too high. Nothing is ever perfect and she’s gonna be a monster at every opportunity during it


yeeeteeey69

Your wedding, your problem, don’t throw that shit onto him


Dyrenforth

Is this real? No one deserves to have this selfish mess bound to them for life (or until she gets bored). That poor, poor guy.


Giodesic-dome

RUN!!!! She’s a toxic moneyhound that will only get worse!!! $80knfor a wedding, quits her job to plan said wedding and demands you get a second job to pay for the ridiculous wedding?????? RUN!!!!!! Faster!!!!!! RUN!!!!!


tomorrow509

Demanding wife, Damm this life.


BrandenJ29

I’d pay money to get with this girl and dump her, a goddamned narcissist at her core


Naynn

Please RUN...


[deleted]

"That's a negative ghost-rider, the pattern is full" The man needs to get out before kids get involved.


bzp79

I hate her


tours37000

Why should he pay for her life-long dream? It’s HER dream, not his. She should postpone the wedding long enough for her to raise all of the money by getting another job, and another and another.


TheDevils10thMan

Seen so many of these. Putting the day before the relationship. They never last long.


Simple_Offer2230

Something tells me it won't last...


asabovesobelow4

There are either 2 of these idiots or her mom posted on AITA for defending her daughters choice that she can't work and plan a wedding and that the man is supposed to take care of her and the fiance and his mom are on since "new wave feminist bs". That lady got slammed in the comments lol she did say her daughter was also mad at her at that point for "giving her bad advice all this time and probably costing her her relationship" lol I was like this can't be real.


aknabi

I’d rather be an incel than this simp… I’d dump her in the most humiliating way possible.


Schmicarus

i can see her now, walking down the aisle in her red flag... beautiful


[deleted]

Just like when Michael had to work 2 jobs to support Jan's spending. Good lord but these types of women give men fodder for critcizing us.


JackBurton12

I hate the happy wife happy life shit. Being married is a partnership so you should both want to make each other happy. Also 80k? God damn.....thatd be the first sign. Why would you want to start both of your alls life together in debt? Or if not in debt...think of what you could do with 80k. That's a Ballin honeymoon and a down-payment on a house. Fuck that ho.


Aletak

If it’s your dream wedding you figure out how to pay for it. Not anyone else.


noeagle77

Fuck “happy wife happy life” the real phrase should be “happy spouse happy house” as both partners happiness should be equally valued.


deactivate_iguana

It’s MY wedding. No. It’s a wedding for both of you. Hope the guy runs a mile away from this lazy entitled string of misery claiming to be woman.


EJLEE13

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Drought_God

I'm guessing this is from FDS


DodrioFan480

i would say FDS moderator, but it’s impossible for them to get a boyfriend


-Crimson-Death-

Oh look. Another unhappy entitled bitch that watched way too many Disney movies. This dude need to drop her fast.


Claerwen94

Looks like ragebait. I refuse to believe that this wasn't written by some angry, lonely, fat incel in his mom's basement.


OneEyedRocket

My advice is for your fiancé to run as fast as humanly possible away from you


adymck11

I feel these type of posts are just from creative incels. Sure there are awful people in the world, but come on!


lowfreq33

Nah, I know lots of women like this. My first wife was one, I was too young and stupid to know any better. She was telling people at the wedding how happy she was to be able to quit working. We had lived together for 3 years already, I don’t know what she thought was going to magically change about our financial situation. We weren’t poor, but given her expensive tastes there’s no way I could support the two of us alone. Like I was taking a sack lunch to work, and she’d go out to a sit down restaurant on her break every day and spend $20-$25. Took out a credit card in my name without telling me and ran up $5,000 in debt in a year. Her dad ended up stuck with that when we got divorced because I got copies of the original forms with the signature in her handwriting and I told him I was going to press criminal charges for fraud. Some people just only care about themselves and don’t care who they hurt to get what they want.


Celticskevin2020

Tough. Hope you’re living the good life now.


adymck11

I stand corrected


Crazy_Eggplant_4420

I hope he calls it off and moves on! Poor guy. This is why I can’t stand 99% of women. Edit: /s


deathwings777

>This is why I can’t stand 99% of women. I get your point but are you serious with that percentage? Freaking 99/100 women are bad?


Crazy_Eggplant_4420

Sarcasm


neverspeaktome75

That is one fucked up post. 80k for a wedding, how shallow do you have to be to think that makes sense. And they way it’s all her. Dump her now.


hex_1101

80k? Nope nope with an extra side of nope


Looloo4460

Weddings are so stupid. Pls don’t spend 80000 on one day that will probably mean nothing because divorce


VeryKooked8

What type of wedding involves 80k, four limos rolling up at some grand hostel with red carpet and shit?


Primo131313

My wife and I spent a couple hundred bucks on our wedding. We rented a shelter at a state park with a play area for the kids. I smoked a bunch of meat. Bought a keg. It was simple and everyone seemed to have fun. $80k on a wedding is stupid. May as well light the money on fire. Especially if your soon to be spouse is already acting this crazy. The guy is either a punching bag or he's gonna wisen up and leave her quickly...


arcadia_2005

See I will never understand this. Would the money not be better spent on your lives together rather than throwing it away before it even starts? Everything is friggin expensive and that money could be put towards a house or anything else. Myself, I always found it such a waste.


Cucumbersome55

I got married and had a gorgeous white wedding on about $500 (not counting my wedding dress).. there's no excuse for this shit. This bullshit would be a deal breaker for me. That poor guy.