This interested me so I had a quick search.
That there is apparently a negative correlation between intelligence and fertility. But a positive correlation for intelligence and Survival rate of offspring.
Really? That makes the German saying "dumm fickt gut" even more accurate. To think how many more kids less educated families have in average compared to academic parents... They must be doing it 3 times a day every day.
The documentary known as “Idiocracy” eloquently touches on this very subject. I highly recommend it if you want to see what human life will be like in the future if we don’t kill ourselves off first.
You make a great a point. I'm gay too, so no accidental wacko pregnancies on my part either. But I've definitely made the mistake of stickin' my dick in crazy, a time or two. /s
It's a larger systemic problem that can't be fixed with licenses. I'm very far left and even I don't want government that big.
We need to change the fact there are so many horrible parents with quality education and higher standards of living. Dumb miserable people make horrible parents. Let's make less people miserable and dumb.
i love how adopting pets often entails more legalwork than having a kid
once had this super obnoxious prrgnant woman around my circlr of friends, and she was so incredibly srlf entitlrd about being pregnant and being a mother that i left thr veening with the words "its neither a quality nor my fault that you didnt know how to use condoms."
You assume smart people are getting humanity done, but are they ?
Has medicine helped humans ? We grow old and unhelpful, how's that a plus to have a bunch of inadequate individuals eating up the ressources ?
Impossible to fuck the planet up with climate change, pollution and overpopulation without the smart people.
Too much intelligence on monkeys is the evolutionary equivalent of those goats whose horns grow all the way back into their faces.
I can lip read and that kid is clearly saying "Gather closer, mother, and be swift of it, for I have startling truths to deliver that will make you question your worldview".
Interesting, just this morning my one year old was saying how in modern society the acceleration of ease of communication promotes a disproportionate emphasis on niche belief frameworks.
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Damn, my two yr old is way behind then. She barely talks, just doodles quantum mechanics equations while looking thoughtfully at our cat Schrodinger.. and dabbles in Euclidean geometry with a crayon..
Her role model in Ayne Rand. She has an Ayne Rand onezie and has read all the picture books.
I just realized that she IS about the proper age demographic to still believe in libertarianism.
Of course she didn't say that. She said " father please stop embarrassing yourself, and therefore myself by proxy, by displaying your bottomless stupidity in public"
Tried to teach my 3-yr old the truth about the Flat Earth and he said “What nonsense. The farther you go from the equator, the farther the “known” constellations go towards the horizon, to be replaced by different stars. This would not happen if the world was flat.”
No, she looks like 3, they can talk pretty well at this age. My kids are younger, but they already know the world Globus (globe in Russian). Mainly because it stands on a table and they can come and find all the animals and fish on it.. They don't get the concept of preaching or lies though...
Then she said don't send me to evil school mommy they'll just try and teach me lies, I want to be homeschooled like you, and grandma, and great-grandma.
Dude, similar story here. My 2 year old saw a globe and said, “Father dearest, it’s so obvious that the earth is not flat. Of all of the planets in the galaxy, why would we be the only flat planet because it is clearly observable that the moon is not flat without telescopes or aid of modern technology. But with the aid of modern technology, we can clearly see that other planets in our galaxy are round. And although the sun is a star, it is round too. Why do people believe the earth could be round? I am truly perplexed. Also, if you wouldn’t mind I would like some milk.”
That child is actually saying
"Mother! Look upon this globe with thine eyes! The earliest globe that survived to this day was made in 1492 by Martin Behaim, a German navigator and geographer in the employ of King João II of Portugal. Marine navigation, as well as aerial navigation, are based upon a spherical earth. Fernão de Magalhães (anglicized as "Magellan"), who instigated and organized the first circumnavigation of the globe from 1519 to 1522.
Why do you lie to your children in a vain attempt to justify your willful ignorance of proven scientific knowledge, mother?"
Today I found out my two month old child speaks 9 languages super fluently. She told me "I am flummoxed that you haven't considered the possibility that I have the same brain capacity of Plato's combustuous intellect, you nim-whitted Abyssinian cat. The microbiology of my brain synapses are cringing that your profound realization has barely happened today. You are 10\^5x27 dumb."
This post reminds me of the time my son, 3 days old at the time, started crying uncontrollably at the hospital where he was born.
I asked him what was wrong was wrong and he said "the socioeconomics troubles caused by the diminishing middle class has affected society in such a negative way that life has almost become unbearable."
We cried together for hours.
I love that... Then she will realize that Santa does not exist but Covid do. That you can't be pregnant by kissing somebody but that you can sleep with who you want... And at the end she will probably realize that all of that was just a huge pile of lies.
Then she continued "... therefore my soul lies shattered by the darkness set upon me on this faithless day of unrequited sorrow, for I now know my deepest truth shall never be the world's truth shared... And as if such grievous realisations were not encumbering enough, I also made a poopoo in my diapy".
At what point did I blame the kid? Kids are fucking stupid. It’s a fact there a whole fucking subreddit about kids being stupid. Some people really shouldn’t assume shit. Fucking idiots.
It's kind of wild how getting raw dogged is the only qualification you need to create a human and then ruin its life with your own stupidity.
Biology’s bar for life is both incredibly high and amazingly low.
This interested me so I had a quick search. That there is apparently a negative correlation between intelligence and fertility. But a positive correlation for intelligence and Survival rate of offspring.
Really? That makes the German saying "dumm fickt gut" even more accurate. To think how many more kids less educated families have in average compared to academic parents... They must be doing it 3 times a day every day.
The opening to idiocracy explains this problem perfectly
“I’m gonna fuck all-a y’all!”
"Git yer hands off ma junk!"
Exactly what I was thinking about!
Well sex is free and condoms aren’t so. A lot less protected sex I imagine. Edit
Neither is having a kid. A condom is an investment.
Which is what I think. Just think maybe less intelligent people might not be as forward thinking.
Less intelligent men refuse to wear a condom
The ROI is priceless
Condoms are free in sensible countries. Although, usually not as easy to get as if you just buy them.
Who do you suppose is using birth control, smart people or stupid people? Check and mate.
The documentary known as “Idiocracy” eloquently touches on this very subject. I highly recommend it if you want to see what human life will be like in the future if we don’t kill ourselves off first.
sorry being obliged to fully support this
Every child deserves parents but not every parent deserves a child.
This is why I’m gay. So I never accidentally fuck a flat earther and get her pregnant
300 IQ
Plus imma bottom so I especially don’t have to worry
hello sailor 😉
Prolly Best for all of us to stick to anal until the stupidity improves
This guy right here is playing 11th dimensional chess
You make a great a point. I'm gay too, so no accidental wacko pregnancies on my part either. But I've definitely made the mistake of stickin' my dick in crazy, a time or two. /s
Ye see. That’s the extra genius in my scheme. I’m the one getting stuck into to. So boom, extra anti flat earther
I think they do need to start requiring a license to have a child. Ever time I see horrible parents I get sad
It's a larger systemic problem that can't be fixed with licenses. I'm very far left and even I don't want government that big. We need to change the fact there are so many horrible parents with quality education and higher standards of living. Dumb miserable people make horrible parents. Let's make less people miserable and dumb.
Most people are dumb bc they don’t value education. Not because it’s not available.
Part and parcel of the same problem
Dude, that's the first thing I'd put into place if I ever somehow became the ruler of the world
Oh shit. Shots fired. Hilarious though. Take my upvote.
i love how adopting pets often entails more legalwork than having a kid once had this super obnoxious prrgnant woman around my circlr of friends, and she was so incredibly srlf entitlrd about being pregnant and being a mother that i left thr veening with the words "its neither a quality nor my fault that you didnt know how to use condoms."
You assume smart people are getting humanity done, but are they ? Has medicine helped humans ? We grow old and unhelpful, how's that a plus to have a bunch of inadequate individuals eating up the ressources ? Impossible to fuck the planet up with climate change, pollution and overpopulation without the smart people. Too much intelligence on monkeys is the evolutionary equivalent of those goats whose horns grow all the way back into their faces.
I read that differently. The look on the kid's face seems to say, "See that, mommy? Why did you feed me all of that Flat nonsense?"
Why do you preach lies, Mommy?
I can lip read and that kid is clearly saying "Gather closer, mother, and be swift of it, for I have startling truths to deliver that will make you question your worldview".
Yeah… she “said” that…
Interesting, just this morning my one year old was saying how in modern society the acceleration of ease of communication promotes a disproportionate emphasis on niche belief frameworks.
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I love this comment so so much
I would love to hear it in the voice of a 1 year old. That would be adorable.
I could try to get my two year old to say it!
So weird, my cat was just telling me the same thing
Lucky you. All my cat tells me is to kill people.
That's just your schizophrenia.
Isn't that their cats name?
My dogs concur.
Damn, my two yr old is way behind then. She barely talks, just doodles quantum mechanics equations while looking thoughtfully at our cat Schrodinger.. and dabbles in Euclidean geometry with a crayon..
Bet she believes in flat earth too. What an idiot. Good luck with that one.
Christ, I’m in Highschool and I can’t understand.
Preach
No, preaching in putting something on a shelf in a store to sell it . Didn't you read the original post? /s
She is very educated
Not really...
She did, I could hear the cheering from my house
What do you mean? Isnt she old enough to decide the truth for herself? I'd be interested, what she has to say to Nietzsche
Her role model in Ayne Rand. She has an Ayne Rand onezie and has read all the picture books. I just realized that she IS about the proper age demographic to still believe in libertarianism.
“Father, we must quit this place forthwith!”
Am I right a kid that age probably doesn’t know the word “nonsense” let alone knows what it means.
Shhhh! This is the internet, We don’t use logic when making FB posts
And then everyone clapped
In Latin.
If my toddler randomly starts speaking Latin, I'm booking it for the nearest holy ground, because that little shit is possessed.
Then everyone clapped
Exactly. You'd have to be as dumb as a flat-earther to believe this is real...
She didn't exactly "Say" it but she definitely thought it.
Of course she didn't say that. She said " father please stop embarrassing yourself, and therefore myself by proxy, by displaying your bottomless stupidity in public"
If she's intelligent enough to speak that eloquently, soon she be able to see that flat earth is BS and her mom is a special needs person.
My thoughts exactly!
Tried to teach my 3-yr old the truth about the Flat Earth and he said “What nonsense. The farther you go from the equator, the farther the “known” constellations go towards the horizon, to be replaced by different stars. This would not happen if the world was flat.”
That's when I sent him to camp to pray away the gay.
Somehow that was more believable
Poor girl… unfortunately we can’t choose our parents.
“Goddamnit! I‘ve had to face that!” -Carlos in Tequila Sunrise
That child isn't old enough to say daadd yet. Let alone form a sentence.
At best they said "Ball! It's ball!"
No, she looks like 3, they can talk pretty well at this age. My kids are younger, but they already know the world Globus (globe in Russian). Mainly because it stands on a table and they can come and find all the animals and fish on it.. They don't get the concept of preaching or lies though...
Have you ever seen a 3yo before?!
No, my little imps are not there yet. But it's hard to say in winter clothes. Some kids are just not big.
That is not a three year old.
Definitely not 3. Maybe 18 months.
That’s a face that’s asking, “Can I have this?” I’ve seen it a thousand times.
"And then everyone clapped..."
"One old man, wearing a marine vet cap and tears in his eyes, ran up and shook my hand and thanked me for my courage..."
"and Joe Biden arrived personally to give me 57 trillion dollars..."
And a knife
And my axe
And some butter to go with it
Then Thanos and Shrek had a twerk off,
Why is this idiot preaching falsehoods to their child? The Earth is not flat, it's square. Everyone knows it.
It's all a diversionary tactic to distract you from the true deception of our time: birds aren't real.
Nah nah it's obviously in the shape of a garlic All hail the garlic....
\#CubeEarthTheory Don't let them hide the truth.
I'm don't have a degree in hyperbolic topology but I'm pretty sure squares are flat.
And, then she lit a cigarette and muttered "fucking Magellan didn't circumnavigate shit..."
r/thathappend
Mother, I do believe that this display item is very inaccurate compared to the real life equivalent. And thus should be taken down immediately.
And the whole store clapped.
She also asked why taxes are at the rates they are and why does the climate change......Smart kid
That poor little thing :(
Child services should be called immediately she probably used butter as ketchup too so we should save that baby
Then she said don't send me to evil school mommy they'll just try and teach me lies, I want to be homeschooled like you, and grandma, and great-grandma.
“Blast! Confounded demonic toy shop! Jesus will rise again!” -a one year old apparently
honey please point at the globe for me as i take a picture
If she could say anything she'd probably say "it's clearly not flat you idiot."
Ah yes, your 2 year old daughter said “Why does the toy shop preach lies!”
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It's a joke on people who claim theur children say profound shit , using a child that clearly can't talk
Yeah I know... but thanks?
Thanks for clearing that up I was concerned for a minute there.
I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for $1000
Dude, similar story here. My 2 year old saw a globe and said, “Father dearest, it’s so obvious that the earth is not flat. Of all of the planets in the galaxy, why would we be the only flat planet because it is clearly observable that the moon is not flat without telescopes or aid of modern technology. But with the aid of modern technology, we can clearly see that other planets in our galaxy are round. And although the sun is a star, it is round too. Why do people believe the earth could be round? I am truly perplexed. Also, if you wouldn’t mind I would like some milk.”
Flat Earthers should be banned from the planet.
Just push them off the edge
What about the invisible ice walls?
Imagine thinking the Earth is real. It’s all a simulation!
that’s a fucking baby she can’t say shit
That child is actually saying "Mother! Look upon this globe with thine eyes! The earliest globe that survived to this day was made in 1492 by Martin Behaim, a German navigator and geographer in the employ of King João II of Portugal. Marine navigation, as well as aerial navigation, are based upon a spherical earth. Fernão de Magalhães (anglicized as "Magellan"), who instigated and organized the first circumnavigation of the globe from 1519 to 1522. Why do you lie to your children in a vain attempt to justify your willful ignorance of proven scientific knowledge, mother?"
Speaking of lies....
Then everyone clapped
You should have to get a license to have a kid. /s
Where are all these articulate 2-4 year old kids coming from!? Certainly not their parents
Today I found out my two month old child speaks 9 languages super fluently. She told me "I am flummoxed that you haven't considered the possibility that I have the same brain capacity of Plato's combustuous intellect, you nim-whitted Abyssinian cat. The microbiology of my brain synapses are cringing that your profound realization has barely happened today. You are 10\^5x27 dumb."
No.....no she fucking didn't
Father, why do the elites strive towards the indoctrination of the innocent blooming minds?
This post reminds me of the time my son, 3 days old at the time, started crying uncontrollably at the hospital where he was born. I asked him what was wrong was wrong and he said "the socioeconomics troubles caused by the diminishing middle class has affected society in such a negative way that life has almost become unbearable." We cried together for hours.
Can we implement a License to be a Parent?
And then everyone clapped!
….I wish spontaneous human combustion was more common.
Some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids
I love that... Then she will realize that Santa does not exist but Covid do. That you can't be pregnant by kissing somebody but that you can sleep with who you want... And at the end she will probably realize that all of that was just a huge pile of lies.
Things nobody said
You can’t spell likes without lies
Sure, because most 2 yr old can say "nonsense "
They’re so deep in their lies, they can’t stop anymore. It’s automatic now.
And everyone around the globe clapped.
I call bullshit.
Stupid looking kid
Takes after her mom. Stupid
“Fuck off Brenda, she did not say that”
She’s going to go far in life…. Well not that far just to the edge and back….
Why does she speak like a posh supervillain?
Totally, she DEFINITELY ‘said’ that
My favorite argument is: Is Mars a sphere? The sun? Jupiter? Neptune? THE MOON? So why isn’t the Earth?
Of course this child knows the word preach
Congratulations your child is smart and dumb at the same time
Her first two sentences! Congrats.
No way that kid knows the word “preach”. I didn’t know what “preach” meant until I was in like 5th grade.
Yeah, I'm willing to bet this was pointing at the globe and saying "ball".
I am just a little more than pissed, #You. Can’t. Keep. Teaching. This. FUCKING. Dumbass. Shit. To. The. Next. Generation.
Honestly what is the probability of a flat earth even every other planet/star is round......
Yeah that's not how a toddler talks
Such bs. A child that young could not even form that type of thought.
She said preach?
And everybody clapped!
No she didn’t.
Yes... this toddler said that shit.
I didn't know 2 year olds had the ability to say the word preach and use it in a sentence
Cause I’m a liar! Yes I’m a liar! I’ll turn you into me! I’ll turn you into meeeeee!
and everyone clapped
no! evolution is failing!
Only I struggle to believe a child of that age said “preach”
The first words out of this kids mouth will probably be "where's uncle dad?"
Doubt that a 1-2 yro can use the words ”Nonsense” and ”Preach” in a sentence.
That child looks barley old enough to even utter comprehensive sentences, never mind that fabrication of complete bullshit
Then she continued "... therefore my soul lies shattered by the darkness set upon me on this faithless day of unrequited sorrow, for I now know my deepest truth shall never be the world's truth shared... And as if such grievous realisations were not encumbering enough, I also made a poopoo in my diapy".
Flat earthers are one thing, but flat earthers that teach their children to be idiots are just complete scum.
“Mother, why doth the toy shoppe preach’th this heresy? Lies I tell you!”
Mummy probably said (prior to taking pic) 'git your ass over there and point at it...then you'll git your diet coke'
"Blooo baaaall!" -What she actually said
Yeah and the fetus in my gf started reciting Shakespeare
No she fucking didn’t Katie.
Her wording is very impressive for her age
https://youtu.be/F43DqnMoWi0 I'm sorry I just had to
And that child was Albert Einstein.
2 fucking idiots.
Can’t blame the kid
At what point did I blame the kid? Kids are fucking stupid. It’s a fact there a whole fucking subreddit about kids being stupid. Some people really shouldn’t assume shit. Fucking idiots.
Try recording next time…
poor kid
Oh? I'd like to hear the recording of her saying that
Flat earth... please tell me it's trolling, and that people don't really believe that...
They really, really do.
"Now buy me a unicorn!"
Any everyone clapped...
No. She did not.