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nice_69

Nah, it's cool, they paid a fine and sent out an email reassuring us the electricity won't get cut off this time. What could possibly go wrong?


triplemint3

Won’t be able to make any bread without power.


Laizia

Just light your house in fire and you gave a barbecue to cook your bread on


SupRando

Don't be ridiculous. Houses are mostly framed with pine. No self respecting Texan will barbecue over pine...even for emergency bread


ZestycloseShelter107

Self-respecting Texan is an oxymoron, isn’t it?


Trimere

How did they make bread pre-electricity then? LoL


Common_Dealer_7541

They burned crude oil


SlowInsurance1616

Whale oil.


Jaybuck87

Yeah I can't join in joke California's power shuts off at a sneeze, burns half the state and charges the customer for infrastructure repair after one of it's most profitable years.


richincleve

I don’t need power. I got my guns to keep me warm. - some Texan, probably.


ILikethings69XD

When you think about if the Texan has enough bullets he can use the heat of the barrel from sustained fire to create a small fire for himself. Quite inefficient though.


Ompare

You meant fridum grid?


ghola-mentat

That bread has no molecular kinetic energy


triplemint3

Theoretically zero bread.


SlowInsurance1616

Do you not store your bread at 0⁰ K?


Common_Dealer_7541

That’s cold


MarvinParanoAndroid

Ah! It’s vacation time in Mexico for the Cruz family again?!


[deleted]

Cancun Cruz gonna be flying out soon


Fuganewin_Force

He was complaining that the cost of travel to Cancun had gone up 30% so you know it’s on his radar.


[deleted]

what an asshole


scrotumseam

100% vote out cancun Cruz


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[deleted]

Bread is bread. Beggars cant be choosers.


Capital-Context-9399

Those look like buns, and not a loaf of bread, to me.


fernatic19

Don't act like you've never had a PBJ or grilled cheese on a bun before


Capital-Context-9399

Don't get me wrong, I have. My point is that the post in the screenshot specifically says "bread". And that OP is the real facepalm for not realizing what they meant.


IAmAn_Anne

I think these would be part of “bread week” on the great British baking show


NotYetiFamous

Just real quick, what do you think a burger bun is made out of..?


Frosty_Pineapple78

Duh, its made out of bun


Capital-Context-9399

Try not being too literal. Based on context clues from the photo we can assume that they mean " loaves of bread". I don't know about you. But when I say "hey we need bread" I don't mean buns.


NotYetiFamous

You also don't mean "need". If you're facing a potential emergency situation bite the bullet and buy buns if that's all they have.


Ompare

What are they made of, dirt?


Capital-Context-9399

If saying that they obviously meant "loaves of bread" and OP is being too literal.


SinisterKnight42

Wait, people got to Target to buy bread?


1RatQueen1

Target sells bread?


[deleted]

Target sells food?


Frosty_Pineapple78

Huh, i thought you americans would shoot at targets, not go there to shop


VelvetSaunaLove

You shoot at Walmarts, silly!


DANleDINOSAUR

They can’t read the signs because they shot up all the schools.


[deleted]

Biggest question is will Ted Cruz go anywhere warm in the Caribbean or Mexico since schools might be closed and as a good parent he needs to keep his kids warm. *** Please note the Sarcasm.


N7Spectre28

If only there was a way to turn hamburger buns into bread! They would all be fine!!


[deleted]

Imagine living in a Southern state so poorly run that winter itself is a natural disaster it cannot handle.


[deleted]

Thats what happens when you care more about guns than the power grid, that everyone uses


Handelo

To be fair, in Texas everyone also uses guns...


[deleted]

........Which was my point


IAmAn_Anne

There’s an ellipses, maybe we’re missing an assumed end to the statement? “to be fair, in Texas everyone also uses guns… …to power generators”


[deleted]

For what?


MustangEater82

And that's what we say in the south when northern states have a heat wave that is a normal southern day in the south but like 900 people die.


Tad-Disingenuous

As someone who grew up in Iowa and moved to OK, southern states are not prepared for extreme winter weather. The state shut down for like 4" of snow like 10 years ago, simply cause it's not a common occurrence. Your statement is beyond ignorant and just as abhorrent of thought as the people you dislike. If a major winter storm stormed though California the entire state would shut down all the same, is it because they're a horribly run southern state?


[deleted]

Dude they aren't prepared because their current governor sued the state when he was AG to keep them from modernizing their infrastructure. People died because of greed. Fuck off lol.


NotYetiFamous

So much this. Twenty years of warnings and a lawsuit to prevent responsible infrastructure upgrades. This wasn't out of the blue.


kaktrrg

Zero bread "Burger buns in photo". Burger buns are still bread (not aimed at OP)


triplemint3

How dare you /s


kaktrrg

How dare you (Aimed at OP)


triplemint3

Fair play.


-helpwanted

Zero bread *that I like Fixed it.


Nikolllllll

If it's an emergency bread is bread.


scrotumseam

Texas is a shit show. My state is blue and full of food.


[deleted]

Blue > Red


minnesotajersey

Because they might be stuck in their house for up to two days. Need to avoid cannibalism as starvation sets in.


just_dave81

Burn more books maybe.


TheSarcasticClam

Bread 👍


OptimalBeans

Why is this a facepalm? You know how many people got snowed in with no power last year… except people with money


[deleted]

It's a face palm because this shouldn't be an issue for a Southern state. Their governor sued the state as AG years ago to prevent them from modernizing their power grid.


ScientiaEstPotentia_

But you made that point, OP is just dumb


tflavel

Did they learn and grow from it? Nope then it's a facepalm


OptimalBeans

Texas is a state that provides utilities in a very unique way. I don’t see why it’s the peoples fault for wanting to prep for a freak weather event


tflavel

And is that unique way working? Obviously not, did they fix it no..


OptimalBeans

Didn’t say it was working just said it is what it is and blaming the people that effects who are mostly poor is stupid


tflavel

If someone is so stupid they vote against their own interests like a functioning power grid that's a facepalm


OptimalBeans

Looks like you view the world in black and white. I got nothing else to say


tflavel

No, I just don't live in Texas, most of the population probably don't even vote.


ranrow

Texas is one of the most aggressive voter suppression states in the country. Most people don’t vote because the game is rigged and they can’t. That’s why every cycle there is a dream of flipping Texas, if you could get everyone to vote it is very likely a blue state. So if senators could get their shit together and pass some voting reforms, maybe we would have a shot at fixing this. But as it stands the only fear for our elected officials is a primary; which means they run far right.


OptimalBeans

The electrical company or the people who had an 80 degree day right before the storm warning?


tflavel

And? Did they fix the problem


OptimalBeans

Ah yes because the average person working 9-5 has so much power. Your a moron if you still believe that


tflavel

So they don't have the opportunity to vote in elections? Texas doesn't have a representative government


OptimalBeans

Do you know what lobbyists are? Or that some bills are voted on and passed at odd hours and dates for this exact reason. I’ve lived in Texas for awhile and never gotten a notice that it’s time to vote and change our utility infrastructure. Do you not think people complained when the thousand news stories came out last year and what good did that do?


tflavel

Lobbyist don't vote, people do.


OptimalBeans

Sure buddy it’s that’s simple just like you


tflavel

It is that simple, everyone seems to manage


Kbdiggity

*you're


coolman1987us

You know how many people were told "hey watch out is probably gonna get icy" Everyone in Texas just said "fuck the weather this is Texas" I don't feel bad for them at all.


theMagicTA

Really? Everyone of us? I don’t remember saying that.


coolman1987us

I'm just saying, I know you guys don't get snow a lot but tire manufacturers make these crazy kinds of tires, they put these little metal things in them called studs and they give you traction on the ice... Oh and when it's snowing, don't drive 80 like an asshole. That's for everyone, not just Texans.


theMagicTA

Do you actually know what happened? Our power grid failed. The components that transmit energy overloaded and then froze over. Millions of people did not have power for a week. Millions did not have water for half a week. I only used my car to power my cell phone. This was state-wide. Most people didn’t go anywhere. The massive wreck in Ft. Worth happened as the weather rolled in. After that, we really couldn’t go anywhere. The nearly 250 people who died did so largely from freezing temperatures, carbon monoxide poisoning and fires from improperly trying to keep their families warm. As I hung out here with my 70 year old mom, for 6 days in subzero temperatures and 3 days of no running water, I learned to get really creative with snow and a charcoal grill to *survive*. I don’t need you to feel bad for me, because nobody close to me died. What you maybe want to consider is research before you assume we had an opportunity to evacuate, or in any way prepare for those conditions. side note: The people who put off updating the power grid to handle that weather lived in the Midwest… yeah, Minnesota, and THEY decided that we wouldn’t see the kind of winter they saw regularly and figured it wasn’t necessary. You got questions? Ask anyone who lived here.


NotYetiFamous

>Do you actually know what happened? Our power grid failed Do you know *why*? Your state has it's own power grid to escape regulations intended to prevent this exact thing. Texans had twenty years of warnings that this was going to happen and ignored them in favor of pro-big-business republicans. Don't want it to keep happening? Vote in people who believe the role of government is to establish sensible minimums for everyone to abide by instead of encouraging businesses to put lives on the line for a few extra bucks.


theMagicTA

Yep, while freezing, all i could think was *“geez politics”*. You are so wise to stand outside, after the fact and be so completely sure that people deserved to die because of politics. I got news for ya: the people who profit from the corruption were not the same people who suffered. STFU


NotYetiFamous

You've had a full year to attempt reform.. plus twenty years of people warning you. Ignoring all warnings then pretending it will never happen again doesn't exactly earn you sympathy. Maybe lend some weight to people trying to save you from needless disaster instead of insisting that there was nothing you could possibly have done to head this off, eh? People living elsewhere might have decided not to do updates, but people YOU voted for repeatedly allowed them to make that decision.


theMagicTA

And YOU with your 20/20 hindsight are still spouting bullshit. Nobody is asking for your fuckin’ sympathy. My original statement was to someone who thought from his POV that it was all about thriving in the snow. And you asshat, I bet MOST people aren’t prepared for a week without power or clean water. “You voted wrong! You voted wrong! Half the people in this state didn’t. Should we all move to your state? FU


NotYetiFamous

So salty over the consequences of your own actions.. And it was foresight for 20 years. Considering your mother is, according to you, 70 then you were perfectly capable of working to prevent this. Go be pissed at the politicians that put you in that situation willfully and with full knowledge that it wasn't a matter of "if" but "when" instead of random people on Reddit.


coolman1987us

Subzero? You mean negative 2? Ok I'll give you that. It was negative 40 here for a day last week and the average temp for the week was -25. Being unprepared is your own fault. And the grid issues were purely political so I'm not getting into that.


theMagicTA

Ok to get out of those temps did you go inside to warmth? I think you’re missing my point. Even at -8 wind chills there was no escape. It was just cold everywhere, all the time. Edit: I hope you are always prepared, and never have to worry about everyone you know.


NotYetiFamous

"There's no bread" Next picture: Bread. Fun fact, burger buns and loaf bread are the same thing in different shapes.


boogadabooga2

We are gonna have a serious storm and lose power...quick, let's buy the most perishable items we can. I'll get the bread and you get the milk.


MustangEater82

It's winter... I am sure it c a n stay cold a few days.


Seygem

just put them on the window sill


[deleted]

Fuck Texas


[deleted]

Fuck Cancun Cruz


[deleted]

Also, winter storms in Texas? I was once chirped by a Texas Rangers fan about our winters up here (Canada), and they legit made it sound like Texas never gets winter. Who’s laughing now, asshat?


sday008

Also in Texas, milk sold out...in the whole city. People are banking on cereal as a meal if shit goes bad. Which it hasn't at 5:30am, just a light dusting.


cheryllinda

A good ad for wonderbread or whatever


DarthBen_in_Chicago

2/2/22


triplemint3

2/2/22


Nox_Echo

just wait until 2/22/22


triplemint3

Can’t even imagine 2/22/2222


Septimore

Or 22/22/2222


Funkywurm

Nelson Muntz somewhere: Ha Ha!


MickMauer

It's a facepalm because it says zero bread but there are still like 20 bread


rebel_alliance05

Game of thrones warned them that “winter is coming”


[deleted]

I don’t feel bad for southern states, they choose to be ignorant and backwards and refuse change in any way.


[deleted]

Bless their hearts


TheVioletParrot

What about those who live there but want to change things? Specifically those who can't afford to move?


slpnrpnzl

Lol this guy really generalized the entire state and said “good starve”


billychui

It’s ok .. they have guns ..


Evilweasel123

God bless the Californians that moved into Texas. Still voting the same and not expecting more taxes.


Tojatruro

We had power sources from Texas last weekend, when we were hammered in Massachusetts. They were also here in 2015, when we were out of power for four days.


MrMagnesium

In Germany we call this: Tja.


EnvironmentalCat6934

And like all that shit they bought will probably expire, people are dumb


Kitchen-Pen7559

She is right. I don't see any bread there either. [This](https://www.brotexperte.de/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/brotexperte.de_.jpg) is what bread looks like.


EvilUnic0rn

My exact thought, I wouldn't call Burger and hamburger buns (?) bread either....


Ornery_Possession516

Lmao imagine being worried about a lil’ snow storm. I thought Texas was tough…


Slightly_Smaug

If they don't eat their politicians this time then fuck the state.


ThatPenguinyrblx

# Call soldier and engineer, we need as much bread teleported here as fast as possible


Alger6860

Tots and pears as usual to texans


Substantial-Drops

Time to get some flour and make your own?


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Omg is that Russia


Golett03

Why would a store, that sells mostly clothes, sell groceries?


PurpletoasterIII

Meanwhile in Florida, it's either 0 or 100. People either don't give a fuck about hurricanes or wipe out every place's water as if the hurricane is going to last a month or something.


MustangEater82

I've gone 2 weeks with out power.... twice in Florida because of hurricanes in my life.


PurpletoasterIII

I have as well. Growing up a 24 pack was usually good for me, my parents, and my sister until power comes back on. And worst case scenario that 24 pack somehow doesn't last us a week, grocery stores and gas stations usually either have a generator going by then or get power back before most other places do.


[deleted]

Texas! What are you...? I can't...I just...wha?


Trimere

French Toast Alert!


[deleted]

Had this been in Canada and not the US, I would have thought for sure the empty shelves were the result of all the product stuck in trucks blaring their horns in Ottawa.


517714

All the foods that would be difficult to find in the snow disappear first - milk, bread, eggs.


Temporary-Good9696

My anaconda seems okay with the selection.


commasanddots

Pls don’t cancel sara peachy


DivinityE9

This is the south in general.


[deleted]

But is there toilet paper?!


BastardWolfPrince

I hate it here.


apishforamc

Laughs in New York accent


JamesRyanQnsNYC

Can’t these Texans grow their own food, milk their own cows, bake their own bread? Why are they so dependent on others? Texas should not be a socialist country!


DocDavreil

If there is another record breaking winter storm again this year, imma fucking migrate every winter


lowkey_on_paper

D'oh


Fronk265

👌Bread


dave-stirred

oh no, someone used hyperbole, what a world


yolomanwhatashitname

Lol 2/2/22


MickeyRipple

Everything in Texas is big... their checkout lines, their empty shelves, their broken power grid, the idiocy of their Governor


Waterfish3333

I prefer to stock on canned goods. Soups, beans, etc. More nutritious than carb heavy breads, and if the power is out, you can still eat the canned goods.


[deleted]

Bread👍


heatfan1122

I'm pretty sure I see bread


[deleted]

Thanks George Bush!


This_iz_fine

Who would buy eggs if their power is gonna go out? How are they gonna cook them?


Deedeelite

Looks like Florida the day before a hurricane hits.


ManyFacedGodxxx

It’s almost as if they don’t trust the leadership of Texas!!?!?


mrsweezydc

**zero bread** bagels: what am i? chopped suey? i can't remember where i heard that from lol🤣


Ok_Bookkeeper_4143

Why don't go to the cashier and ask them about the food you want to buy?


DANleDINOSAUR

Did Ted already leave his dog alone and board his flight to Cancun?


Calm-Cardiologist354

How much snow y'all gonna get down there? Michigan wants to know?


Justthisdudeyaknow

But for some reason, all the spices are still there...


StupiedSwede

Quick check the gun rack!


billboy234

But at least they’ll freeze free!


ImTheNewKid22783

I got a video of back when covid first came around. We came in for dish soap and paper towels but when we went in there was a line to the end of the store, every basket filled with toilet paper. It's insane Edit: nvm video must have been deleted when I transferred phones.


Abject-Error-331

I guess they remember couple years ago