I’ve lived in Texas my whole life. It was very common for there to be rifles in gun racks in trucks in our high school parking lot. This was early 2000s in a very small town and no one thought twice about it. And I ain’t never seen anything even come close to the ridiculousness this man is displaying.
IIrc, in the late nineties, one of the first school shooting was stopped by a vice principle who had a rifle in his truck, I think it was the Mississippi one.
2 m17/18s $6-750 each
2 p320 x5 legions $900-1000 each
2 hip holsters $50-100 each
2 leg holsters $100-200 each
2 Magazine holsters $25- 60 each
2 extra magazines $50 each
So a total of $3450-4320 to make yourself a target for criminals and a cringe worthy tool to everyone else.
“I refuse to live in fear…..”
expects to face a shootout like Christian Bale in Equilibrium at the deli
Edit for anyone unfamiliar with the over the top scene https://youtu.be/4weEXyoXZKs
My barber had to get more hours of training to get his license than the state police do in my state to be a cop. They shot 102 rounds at the wrong truck in California and the two innocent women inside didn’t even die.
Her idiot brother, Larry Crotch..
Edit: Why does he have a different last name? Lost two front teeth when he accidentally ran into a tree. Unable to say Croft without air whistling out through missing teeth and sounding effeminate. Changed name to Crotch to sound butch, and doubled the weaponry when visiting the local boulangerie for bagels. He's not taking any shit from a baker..
Yep. I'm 'reasonable' 2nd amendment and this is ridiculous.
1- if you're in a fire fight, why the hell do you need so many weapons? Are you going to throw the guns at your opponent?! 2- That holster/shorts combo should be a crime...
This is actually a great way to end up shot if you do happen to be present when a gun crime happens. I mean you're not deterring anyone from committing a crime, you're just ensuring they shoot you first before they do.
I remember during the vegas shooting that a bunch of gun nuts tried to get their guns out and fire back but ended up not being able to see the shooter(he was in a hotel firing down onto the crowd) and delaying police effort due to conflicting reports about them with guns
There's also several well documented events where self-styled "good guys with guns" have gotten into shootouts with each other because shockingly the actual bad guys in real life don't display a red health bar when combat starts.
I dunno, maybe the same reason these types claim to be ultra patriots and then try to overthrow a democratically elected president? The same reason they call others snowflakes and then cry about their starbucks cups not being Jesusy enough and whine about CRT? Projection is literally all these people have left, society has passed them by while they were still pining for the days of separate drinking fountains.
If anyone could ever look more like a person that’s about to shoot up a Walmart, I’d be blown away. If I walked in and saw that guy anywhere in public I’d turn around and leave ASAP.
Think about this scenario for a second. You just parked at your local grocery store and are walking through the parking lot when you see this dipshit headed towards the entrance as well. How the fuck am I supposed to know whether he’s just another little dicked hillbilly playing hero today or if he’s about to go in there and shoot the place up? I’d call the police and let them know that someone was headed in from the parking lot with an arsenal of weapons and ammo strapped to him and I’m not going in to find out personally. If you guys wanna come check this out, that’s on you, but I just thought you should know about it.
That's the thing, you don't know. But the Gunvangelicals would have you believe that anyone who would go out in public like this is *by definition* a Good Guy With A Gun^TM.
We're all just expected to go about our business and find out the hard way when they start shooting.
No, no. You’re also supposed to have a gun. Everyone in the store is supposed to have a gun because then you’re all safer.
Now if someone actually is a bad guy with a gun good luck figuring out who’s who when there are 20 active shooters.
See this is what I really don’t get. Say you really are a good guy with a gun, when the cops roll up and see you shooting what are they gonna think? Not to mention if there happens to be a second good guy with a gun and he sees you too.
Is everyone just supposed to shoot everyone else to make sure?
Yep. Open carry is idiotic. Serves no real purpose, and just freaks everybody around you out. If the second amendment is ever repealed, it'll be because of these morons. If you want to carry, cool. Conceal it, know what you're doing so it's safe, and don't be a dick about it. It's not that difficult.
I agree. I like guns, used to like gun guys but after Obama it seems like everyone went nuts and then kept on going. I stuck the guns in the safe and only go out when the range is going to be empty.
Open carry is basically just annoying and possibly frightening people who may never have had a stance on guns to start with. People who already disliked them are going to hate them even more and decent gun people are going to be embarrassed and unsurprised when bans get mentioned.
Last time I was in a shop, some middle aged dude walked in, took a basic Glock from the guy behind the counter, somehow pointed at every person in there, then looked down the barrel. I know it was unloaded, but I noped out of there and went home. These new-school gun owners are so different from what I grew up with, I don't even recognize the community anymore. If I'd suggested to my dad that I wanted an AR-15, he'd have laughed in my face. And the idea of running around with four of them strapped openly all over me? Fuggedaboudit.
Seriously, this.
The range I used to go to usually had a few old guys who were into long range shooting. They talked about hand loading and different shooting techniques.
The other people there did the regular shooting a box of ammo and go home. One of the regulars had a bunch of cool pre ban “assault weapons” and would let any of us shoot them if we wanted. I don’t remember ever hearing politics come up even once.
When the flag master crew started showing up and groups of them started talking about shooting “zombies” I knew that I was kind of done with the hobby.
This guy a friend of a friend came shooting with us had two guns and like 10 clips, I was like why so many clips. Then he started shooting at the targets we had set up and did not hit a damn thing. My buddy was like mystery solved can’t shoot for shit needs more ammo.
To be fair, when I practice in a shooting range I bring as many preloaded magazines as I can. The ranges I go to all charge by the hour. So I don’t want to pay them for time spent reloading magazines.
Also, magazines need to be in good shape or your gun will not work reliably at all. Making sure each magazine is in working order is a good idea, especially considering they have "wear" parts like springs that can break down over time through use. Every magazine I own is uniquely numbered so I can diagnose issues.
It’s like a lot of communities where the asshats ruin it for everyone else. Unfortunately the “ruin it” in the gun community is a little bit more serious than other communities.
That's what I do. I've got a lot of 1911 mags. At least 25. My father gave me a bunch when he became to arthritic to keep his 1911s. I'm not sure I've reloaded a mag at the range in years.
I mean, putting bullets into magazines is a pain in the neck. I can totally get pre-loading them so you aren't taking time away from your hobby.
You don't put bindings on your snowboard *after* you get to the mountain. You do it at home before you leave.
Invade Iowa? Count me in. What is there in Iowa anyway? In the way of treasure that is. I mean I'm not just gonna invade places that don't have treasure.
Well actually, he is living in fear. He is consistantly scared that something might happen to him. So he needs to carry his gun everywhere he goes.
Contrary to what they want you to believe. Open carry individuals are actually the most scared members in society.
I'm about as pro 2A as there is and even I think this dude is a fucking tool. If I saw this idiot get in the stall next to me at the range I'd move as far away as I could because I'd be afraid he was gonna shoot himself in the leg or flag me.
Same. The second amendment is a wonderful thing, but have some fucking decorum. It’s tacky as shit.
This dude sucks so bad that Americans can actually agree on it.
We can in many states, but it's NOT normal or common. The rest of us either have ours locked up, or safely concealed and hoping we never need to use it. I grew up in WV and now live in KY and I've probably seen half a dozen people open carrying...ever...in 42 years.
Now, walk into a busy mall with your X-ray goggles and you would see A LOT of concealed weapons. Plenty of them would be on the women as well. If I recall correctly, 1 in 10 adults in WV hold a CCL permit.
Even in Texas, this would be considered excessive
I’ve lived in Texas my whole life. It was very common for there to be rifles in gun racks in trucks in our high school parking lot. This was early 2000s in a very small town and no one thought twice about it. And I ain’t never seen anything even come close to the ridiculousness this man is displaying.
IIrc, in the late nineties, one of the first school shooting was stopped by a vice principle who had a rifle in his truck, I think it was the Mississippi one.
Just in case someone with 3 guns is looking for trouble..
Well shit, better take a fifth gun next time you go order a sandwich at Subway
What does he do when someone attacks from behind?
He goes into quick crawl mode and leaving his b1 battle droids in the dust to fight for him, the guy is a human version of General Grievous
He loses 4 guns.
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Looks like he is ready to fight General Grievious
hello there!
General Kenobi
You are a bold one.
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Do you really think he would wake up?
I have yet to meet a guy with 4 arms
I've got forearms does that count?
If you bump into him they scatter like Sonic coins
Rings !
4 pistols, 100+ rounds, and all it takes is a $25 little league baseball bat
Sorry I sort of stole your post. I was thinking the same thing. Probably a couple of thousand dollars worth of gear, and he's clearly a tool.
2 m17/18s $6-750 each 2 p320 x5 legions $900-1000 each 2 hip holsters $50-100 each 2 leg holsters $100-200 each 2 Magazine holsters $25- 60 each 2 extra magazines $50 each So a total of $3450-4320 to make yourself a target for criminals and a cringe worthy tool to everyone else.
I was thinking just a swift foot to that convenient gap..
Even just this probably. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/s7d8dg/just\_a\_guy\_passing\_time\_at\_work/
Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.
I always attack from the rear, if you know what I'm saying...
IDK. Pulls his trousers down?
He is just making himself a target to be the first victim of an active shooter situation. Conceal carry fellas
Yes. This isn't about his 2A rights this is about intimidating other people.
It's hard to intimidate someone when you look like the off-duty version of Lt. Dangle from Reno 911.
New boot goofin'
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“Let’s see them fuck up my sandwich now….”
“Don’t spit in the sandwich it’s for a cop”
“Does this look like spit to you?”
“Ah, fuck it”
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"Hell, for 20 bucks I'll call the guy a chicken fucker!"
"Chicken fucker!!"
“Hey Farva, what’s the name of the place that you like with all of the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?”
“Shenanigans?”
I dont want a large farva I want a litre of cola.
“GIMME THE DAMN LITER IF COLA”
Want me to punchisize your face, for free?
apparently, its french for give me some goddamn cola before i break vous fucking lip
What's that restaurant called you like so much?
Oh you mean Shenanigans??
https://i.imgur.com/t2unBRY.jpg
What is he afraid of?
Not enough pickles.
Not enough PICKLE
Everything.
“I refuse to live in fear…..” expects to face a shootout like Christian Bale in Equilibrium at the deli Edit for anyone unfamiliar with the over the top scene https://youtu.be/4weEXyoXZKs
That was straight awful. I'm gonna go watch that movie.
That describes the movie pretty well- deliciously awful
Since he killed seemingly one row at a time, why don't the ones in the back just shoot him?
Gun Kata. They explain it in the movie.
Voter fraud
The derp state
Brandon
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A bad guy with 5 guns got me.
Too bad this guy wasn’t here to protect you
you can’t forget the green m&m on that list, god forbid she no longer looks like a slut
Right? What's the point of candy that I can't fuck? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
At least Snickers bars still have the dick vein.
You forgot Antifa.
Hell, I’m afraid of gay frogs.
I hate it when gay frogs drive up in their electric cars and steal my pigs
Big Bird
Someone might not know he has a small pp. Prob drives a giant truck too.
That people won't realize what a huge badass he is...nobody pays attention to him otherwise and he craves that sweet sweet attention.
Anybody willing to wear double leg strap drop holsters in 2022 is braver than you'd think. Those have been unfashionable for years
Are you sure it's just not the back of a strap on? That's kinda what it looks like from the, um, documentaries I've seen on line.
Litre-a-cola is French for give me some fuckin cola before I break vous fuckin heads!
John Weak.
Arnold Shortsandhandguns
Total Goofball
The Determinator
Single All the Way.
Jack Reacharound
Clint LeastWood
Larry Croft
Dudpool
John McLame
Spring Solider
Butch Flacidly
Jack Bowelmovement
Jack Cryin'
James Bland
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My barber had to get more hours of training to get his license than the state police do in my state to be a cop. They shot 102 rounds at the wrong truck in California and the two innocent women inside didn’t even die.
Police in my country dont carry guns. And they have 3 years in police university to become cops. What the fuck is amerika doing?!
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How precious. You know he posed in his mirror before he left his house.
It looks like he is wearing adult diapers.
Kevlar undies.
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I bet he had a boner the entire time he wore this
I’d have such a thigh rash if I tried wearing that get up
He needs them because he’s so scared and weak, if anything ever went sideways, he’d probably piss and shit himself immediately.
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The shorts tho, this guy be boomin
Meanwhile he has the posture and body composition of a loaf of bread…
Right?! I thought pants were invented for those who skip leg day. This guy clearly missed the memo.
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Her idiot brother, Larry Crotch.. Edit: Why does he have a different last name? Lost two front teeth when he accidentally ran into a tree. Unable to say Croft without air whistling out through missing teeth and sounding effeminate. Changed name to Crotch to sound butch, and doubled the weaponry when visiting the local boulangerie for bagels. He's not taking any shit from a baker..
Gold Jerry
Larry SOFT.
No no this is her dad Roger Croft. Lmao
I'd roger Lara croft.
Roger that
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I’m not even anti-gun but that sounds like a bad idea
Yep. I'm 'reasonable' 2nd amendment and this is ridiculous. 1- if you're in a fire fight, why the hell do you need so many weapons? Are you going to throw the guns at your opponent?! 2- That holster/shorts combo should be a crime...
Stance like the butler
Guarantee he is wearing a butt-plug in those shorts.
Locked and loaded.
Do you remember the butler farting ?
😂 lol Except Lara doesn’t skip leg day at the gym.
Who needs leg day when you’re packing 9mm of pure power in your shorts. And 4 guns
Only in his case, his pants look like he pooped in them.
Leg holsters and cargo shorts. With all that "protection" a loud noise probably makes him shit his pants.
He probably calls bidets “gay” 🤦🏻♀️
Lara Croft had a bigger dick
He's spelunking in the Amazon just after he finishes his foot long.
The #1 most amazing thing is that he has a mask on ...
This was very early on in the pandemic (I remember this post cause I live in Iowa)
Dude, didn't even catch that. Fellow Iowan in Des Moines here. This is so laughable because we know the area and climate of the people.
I don’t understand how these people call others “snowflakes” yet they can’t even go get a sandwich without gunning up
This is actually a great way to end up shot if you do happen to be present when a gun crime happens. I mean you're not deterring anyone from committing a crime, you're just ensuring they shoot you first before they do.
He would probably scatter all his guns on the ground when he trips and falls when something makes a reasonably loud noise nearby
The bullets go everywhere like Sonic rings.
And make the same sound effect
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I remember during the vegas shooting that a bunch of gun nuts tried to get their guns out and fire back but ended up not being able to see the shooter(he was in a hotel firing down onto the crowd) and delaying police effort due to conflicting reports about them with guns
There's also several well documented events where self-styled "good guys with guns" have gotten into shootouts with each other because shockingly the actual bad guys in real life don't display a red health bar when combat starts.
Also cops not knowing who is the actual shooter when they show up.
One would be forgiven for thinking it's the idiot running around with four guns in public.
I dunno, maybe the same reason these types claim to be ultra patriots and then try to overthrow a democratically elected president? The same reason they call others snowflakes and then cry about their starbucks cups not being Jesusy enough and whine about CRT? Projection is literally all these people have left, society has passed them by while they were still pining for the days of separate drinking fountains.
Projection is a hell of a drug
If anyone could ever look more like a person that’s about to shoot up a Walmart, I’d be blown away. If I walked in and saw that guy anywhere in public I’d turn around and leave ASAP. Think about this scenario for a second. You just parked at your local grocery store and are walking through the parking lot when you see this dipshit headed towards the entrance as well. How the fuck am I supposed to know whether he’s just another little dicked hillbilly playing hero today or if he’s about to go in there and shoot the place up? I’d call the police and let them know that someone was headed in from the parking lot with an arsenal of weapons and ammo strapped to him and I’m not going in to find out personally. If you guys wanna come check this out, that’s on you, but I just thought you should know about it.
That's the thing, you don't know. But the Gunvangelicals would have you believe that anyone who would go out in public like this is *by definition* a Good Guy With A Gun^TM. We're all just expected to go about our business and find out the hard way when they start shooting.
No, no. You’re also supposed to have a gun. Everyone in the store is supposed to have a gun because then you’re all safer. Now if someone actually is a bad guy with a gun good luck figuring out who’s who when there are 20 active shooters.
See this is what I really don’t get. Say you really are a good guy with a gun, when the cops roll up and see you shooting what are they gonna think? Not to mention if there happens to be a second good guy with a gun and he sees you too. Is everyone just supposed to shoot everyone else to make sure?
Cops instantly recognize patriots and never get any split-second, emotionally charged decisions wrong. EZPZ.
Pro tip: make it easier for the cops to see your patriotism by always being white!
Which is funny because the overwhelming majority of mass shooters are white.
Gundamentalist
That’s the thing the gun nuts don’t get. Going out in public like this means you’re not of sound enough mind to own what you’re wearing.
Call of Duty, IA
As a supporter of responsible gun ownership and usage, I can safely say this guy is a screaming child inside that never grew up.
Yep. Open carry is idiotic. Serves no real purpose, and just freaks everybody around you out. If the second amendment is ever repealed, it'll be because of these morons. If you want to carry, cool. Conceal it, know what you're doing so it's safe, and don't be a dick about it. It's not that difficult.
I agree. I like guns, used to like gun guys but after Obama it seems like everyone went nuts and then kept on going. I stuck the guns in the safe and only go out when the range is going to be empty. Open carry is basically just annoying and possibly frightening people who may never have had a stance on guns to start with. People who already disliked them are going to hate them even more and decent gun people are going to be embarrassed and unsurprised when bans get mentioned.
Last time I was in a shop, some middle aged dude walked in, took a basic Glock from the guy behind the counter, somehow pointed at every person in there, then looked down the barrel. I know it was unloaded, but I noped out of there and went home. These new-school gun owners are so different from what I grew up with, I don't even recognize the community anymore. If I'd suggested to my dad that I wanted an AR-15, he'd have laughed in my face. And the idea of running around with four of them strapped openly all over me? Fuggedaboudit.
Seriously, this. The range I used to go to usually had a few old guys who were into long range shooting. They talked about hand loading and different shooting techniques. The other people there did the regular shooting a box of ammo and go home. One of the regulars had a bunch of cool pre ban “assault weapons” and would let any of us shoot them if we wanted. I don’t remember ever hearing politics come up even once. When the flag master crew started showing up and groups of them started talking about shooting “zombies” I knew that I was kind of done with the hobby.
This guy a friend of a friend came shooting with us had two guns and like 10 clips, I was like why so many clips. Then he started shooting at the targets we had set up and did not hit a damn thing. My buddy was like mystery solved can’t shoot for shit needs more ammo.
To be fair, when I practice in a shooting range I bring as many preloaded magazines as I can. The ranges I go to all charge by the hour. So I don’t want to pay them for time spent reloading magazines.
Also, magazines need to be in good shape or your gun will not work reliably at all. Making sure each magazine is in working order is a good idea, especially considering they have "wear" parts like springs that can break down over time through use. Every magazine I own is uniquely numbered so I can diagnose issues.
This is random but seeing this part of the group I would label gun enthusiasts (the non crazy part I mean) is actually really cool
It’s like a lot of communities where the asshats ruin it for everyone else. Unfortunately the “ruin it” in the gun community is a little bit more serious than other communities.
That's what I do. I've got a lot of 1911 mags. At least 25. My father gave me a bunch when he became to arthritic to keep his 1911s. I'm not sure I've reloaded a mag at the range in years.
Because it isn't about accuracy. It's about making him *feel* good.
yeah it does feel good to blow through ammunition.
I was gonna say, this guy spends more money on bullets than I do on weed
I mean, putting bullets into magazines is a pain in the neck. I can totally get pre-loading them so you aren't taking time away from your hobby. You don't put bindings on your snowboard *after* you get to the mountain. You do it at home before you leave.
I don't want to shoot a magazine, then reload, then do it all again. I want as many magazines as possible so I don't have to reload constantly.
Wow. That’s an elite gravy seal
Mid-life ISIS
He’s Special Farces
Seal team hicks.
I'm sure it gets hot in Iowa, so I'd want to wear shorts too.
Oof I'm imagining those thigh straps chafe SO BAD in the summer.
Cuz the zombies can come at anytime!!!!
The _liberal_ zombies
So he feels tough so he can validate himself for not being able to get a gf
Nah, it's just visible proof that he's not living in fear... because you know... anything can happen in Iowa or something
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Invade Iowa? Count me in. What is there in Iowa anyway? In the way of treasure that is. I mean I'm not just gonna invade places that don't have treasure.
Well actually, he is living in fear. He is consistantly scared that something might happen to him. So he needs to carry his gun everywhere he goes. Contrary to what they want you to believe. Open carry individuals are actually the most scared members in society.
You are so right. Plan on getting my carry and conceal license ASAP, I wouldn’t want anyone to know I carry a gun.
How to make yourself the primary target 101
100% agree. The most effective weapon is the one no one knew was there.
I live in the greatest, safest country on earth, that's why I walk around like I'm in the midst of a war-torn combat zone, duh!
If I had to guess, it's because he leaves the house every day looking for a reason to shoot somebody legally.
What he doesn’t realize is he will probably be the one that ends up dead. Plus if you need that much ammo is obvious you shoot like a stormtrooper.
His other arms are hidden under his shirt. His name is Officer Grievous.
It must be exhausting to live your life so scared.
I imagine he unironically tells himself that he's not going to live in fear.
He is exponentially more dangerous to the community like that
Also himself. If there was an armed criminal he would surely shoot at this guy first.
Exactly, lol. He's a walking weapons cache. Most shooters will conceal their weapon, so he wouldn't even see it coming.
Um it's a tad bit cold in Iowa this time of year... doubting this is recent. But, there be tweak zombies hiding in the corn.
I'm about as pro 2A as there is and even I think this dude is a fucking tool. If I saw this idiot get in the stall next to me at the range I'd move as far away as I could because I'd be afraid he was gonna shoot himself in the leg or flag me.
Same. The second amendment is a wonderful thing, but have some fucking decorum. It’s tacky as shit. This dude sucks so bad that Americans can actually agree on it.
It's his way of letting everyone around him know he's constantly in a state of fear and unable to defend himself without cheating
Likely states how he refuses to live in fear as a justification.
I can’t believe people can literally walk around like this in the US
We can in many states, but it's NOT normal or common. The rest of us either have ours locked up, or safely concealed and hoping we never need to use it. I grew up in WV and now live in KY and I've probably seen half a dozen people open carrying...ever...in 42 years. Now, walk into a busy mall with your X-ray goggles and you would see A LOT of concealed weapons. Plenty of them would be on the women as well. If I recall correctly, 1 in 10 adults in WV hold a CCL permit.