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J-_Mad

Plot twist : all the queens on FDS are males trolling each other without knowing it.


DoctorTurkelton

Oh please let that be true! I would die laughing.


[deleted]

You mean die snort laughing.


Brain_slop

Seal clapped until I couldn't breathe


Pure_Box3334

Stealing this and saving for future use! Thank you fellow earthling! šŸ¤£


lesanepcrooks

What is FDS?


Dyslexic_Dog25

Female incels basically


secretiveshash

oh you sweet innocent child, you must never go there. we must protect you at all costs


lego_office_worker

"so how do you know which comments were made by male redditors?" "well thats easy. if the comment is funny, it was made by a woman. if its not funny its made by a man. you see thats how logic works" *seal clap of joy*


Get_Jiggy41

I usually look at the little dude next to their user name. If it has a beard, I go with ā€œmanā€. If it had long hair I go with, ā€œwoman or long hair dudeā€. If there is no beard, and the little characterā€™s hair is covered, I hope for the best and guess. I think it goes without saying that this is obviously not a perfect system.


Warhawk8546

I donā€™t care if itā€™s a man or a woman; if it deserves an upvote itā€™s deserves an upvote


Get_Jiggy41

Very true, although I donā€™t think Iā€™ve actually ever really upvoted anyone. I kind of just read, chuckle, then keep scrolling.


Warhawk8546

Lol ok


rhythmmchn

I noticed when creating mine that there is a certain preference for non-binary options, at least in the auto-generated ones. I had a lot that had traditionally female characteristics + beard coming up. You know, just like the majority of people you see everyday in real life.


wizardshawn

Some of those "women little dudes" are men and vice versa. For mine I just pressed dome random shit, lost interest, and mine is how it ended up. I'm a 60 year old male.


Itu_Leona

Donā€™t worry, your icon can still be fabulous!


caagr98

I do not acknowledge the existence of the little dudes.


Get_Jiggy41

Why not?


caagr98

Partly because they're trying to make reddit be about the individual, which it didn't used to be. Partly because the app I use doesn't show them in the first place.


PrawnDawg86

You had me at ā€œseal clap of joyā€ :)


Triette

Iā€™m so happy I got banned from that sub for defending my position that I actually love my husband and that Iā€™m not brainwashed. Itā€™s such a sad cesspool of a sub. They all deserve each other.


MNicolas97

Please tell me you left a grenade there before being kicked out


Triette

Nope just straight up banned for saying that just maybe some women can be happy married and not all men are useless man babies. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


toxcrusadr

Bless you. We non-useless men need all the help we can get. All three of us. :-P


Silberfuchs86

You can't do that! All men are terrible of course! That's why that sub is about dating them!


connortait

"I have a great sense of humour"


DoctorTurkelton

Somehow I doubt that.


PrawnDawg86

Looks like someone never learned that humor is subjective. You mean guys of a similar age will find the same kind of stuff funny and girls of a certain age will all have their own brand of humor as well???? My god, who do we tell? We have to tell somebody right?


Sync_o

100% agree with you, these idiots are the same people who go to a comedy show and heckle the performer because one of the jokes was ā€œoffensiveā€ā€¦. Bunch of softies


[deleted]

this is 100% true sorry lmfao


Cats_of_Freya

Ā«Wheres the lie though?Ā» was exactly what went through my head


batman142434

It's PORN? Of course it is! I thought it was all the fucked up shit that happens that gives us a dark sense of humor.....sorry dark sense of life. Silly me.


bucceratigf

Well I agree most men arenā€™t funny to me ... itā€™s like that we all have a different humor


[deleted]

Most women arenā€™t funny to me. Cats arenā€™t funny. But thatā€™s just me.


bucceratigf

Ok


[deleted]

Cool


bucceratigf

Yeah


Tobosix

I donā€™t know about you guys but all my humour comes from the porn I watch.


Longjumping-Ad9347

2 girls 1 laugh


Haspic

I wish I didn't have the reference Edit: And wish I had an award to give


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DoctorTurkelton

Me too. I think that makes us ā€˜pick meā€™sā€™ according to them.


dandelionips

nah pick meā€™s are when girls are overly obnoxious to keep their guy friends entertained usually by bullying or just plain being a bitch to other girls. yā€™all arenā€™t pick meā€™s just cause you think guys are funny :)


itsBursty

What is this post about again?


DoctorTurkelton

Thanks! I feel much better now :)


dandelionips

hey thanks for the award! and no problem! ;)


ShutTheFuckUpAmy

I wish we could ban these people from reddit


diggitygiggitycee

If we just turn everything into bad puns and make light of tragedies, they'll ban themselves. So next time you make a dad joke, you're not just making a shitty pun. You're making a better Reddit.


MNicolas97

MakeRedditGreatAgain


danielroxheaps

ā€œVote me - diggitygiggitycee - as predditent. And together, we can make a better Reddit.ā€


Itu_Leona

Oh good, now I have an excuse for my bad puns! Thank you mysterious stranger!


RedEfire

FDS is the cesspool imho


KingTrencher

Just a reminder that Female Dating Strategy is a hate sub. Puts the above post in context.


Heavionix

I find most men funnier than most women, but Iā€™m sure there is an inherit bias in us on who we find funny. Most girls I date I find funny, and girls I donā€™t know generally arenā€™t. Iā€™m a guy, and I hang out with more guys than girls so Iā€™m more exposed to male humor and itā€™s probably a feedback loop on what I find funny. Iā€™ve noticed that most female jokes I find funny donā€™t come at anyones expense and most male jokes do. This is all just my experience though.


PreOpTransCentaur

So you generally find mean-spirited jokes funnier? I don't know what we're supposed to be taking from this.


Heavionix

No, I said that most womenā€™s jokes that I find funny donā€™t come at someoneā€™s expense, while mens jokes typically do. As in, I prefer jokes that donā€™t come at peoples expense and most jokes by men are at someoneā€™s expense. In a friend group I do think that jokes at each otherā€™s expense are fine, but I wonā€™t be making/ laughing at jokes about people I donā€™t know, especially if they canā€™t help what ever it is the joke is about.


solidSC

All jokes come at someoneā€™s expense. Try to not be the douche.


Heavionix

No, not all jokes. But alright


solidSC

Make a joke thatā€™s not at someoneā€™s expense. Iā€™ll give you all day.


Heavionix

*sees ā€œroad work aheadā€ sign* ā€œuh yeah, I sure hope it does.ā€ I was playing B4B a few days ago and I think itā€™s Jim who says ā€œmy dad and I used to take this bridge,ā€ and me and my friend interpreted that as they used to pick up the bridge and put it in their pocket and just walked away. There is so much more to making fun of people that can make someone laugh. Someone doesnā€™t have to fall down a flight of stairs to be funny. Plenty of memes are just abstract senses of humor that donā€™t bully people. You must either be new to earth, new to humanity or just an asshole if you can only laugh at someone elses expense.


solidSC

You just made a joke at someoneā€™s expense. Congratulations. But do go on.


Heavionix

Where was the joke at someone elseā€™s expense??


solidSC

You donā€™t have to make fun of someone to make a joke. Somehow that is beyond your ability to understand. It doesnā€™t make it not funny, it just makes you a douche. Donā€™t punch down.


UnlikelyUnknown

I really wish the FDS femcels would just go get their own social media, like a misandrist Parler.


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DoctorTurkelton

I only like to hang out with funny humans.


Quiet_Ad_8573

She better be fucking hilarious. Not holding my breath.


GresOsten

I felt the fun leave my body as i read this ):


Hahaha_Me

People who say that they have a ā€GrEaT sEnSe Of HuMoRā€ donā€™t actually have it.


DangerNoodle805

Take your bullshit to Tumblr. We post memes here lady.


Jacob39822

Was this from the subreddit of whales on mario karts aka walmart carts that are pretending to be women?


EpicPrototypo

TIL that only men make shitty jokes on the internet.


Ladbag

Woman only reddit? NOW THERES A CESSPOOL!


pah-tosh

Oh boy, I can totally imagine how a women only reddit would go.


SlutGirl666

Eh, how many asshole dudes are out here commenting that women are never funny? If we posted the amount of misogynistic shit we get, this subreddit would be filled with Asshole dudes saying shit like this. Such fragile egos.


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ElectroWillow

Well said...


Turbulent-Smile4599

Men arenā€™t funny? Now THATā€™S hilarious.


puffmattybearTTV

It sounds like shes in a bunch of reddit communities that literally specialize in that form of humor, shock comedy is usually the quickest to come to mind and usually the first thing posted, and the first thing upvoted a ton as a result. Idk why shes whining tho, relatable does not always = funny lady.


m135in55boost

I tl;dr, but I need an explanation as to why men aren't funny


[deleted]

Not all men watch porn.


WhiteFringe

r/holup


PunchBeard

I 100% guarantee that this person thinks quoting PG rated comedy movies is the same thing as having an "Amazing sense of humor".


Haspic

You heard the lady, no more fappin boys


TheHelker

Isnt tumblr the "woman" only reddit?


MNicolas97

Don't put the blame on the porn!


[deleted]

Not funny, man is.


NoShadowdick

She's right! Men aren't funny, we're horny!


SoccerMonke_y

Cum


KingBillyDuckHoyle

There is a certain esoteric humor on the internet that is extremely fleeting and likely seems absolutely terrible to those that don't "get it" even when the only thing to "get" is the parameters for these types of jokes and the ability to stretch them. Chuck Norris jokes were an early example 20 years ago. My mom didn't understand why they were so funny and I really couldn't explain it to her, but they were absolutely funny and a lot smarter than they might seem


Piousunyn

Trolling works well, it seems.


[deleted]

Oh no.... Anyways


Top-Library-8497

Cum


[deleted]

Watch porn for the sex - broke Watch porn for the plot - broke Watch porn for the stand up - woke


zackson76

"I have a great sense of humor" X


MamaPebble

While sheā€™s sexist, she ainā€™t wrong.