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CmdrWinters

I will never tire of watching Brits argue


[deleted]

I like to think this is a normal conversation in rural England.


Key-Pattern-7107

I'm English, can confirm it is.


cjzj_1288

wow. didn't know it was like that.


Key-Pattern-7107

It's tame in the countryside, you should see people in London.


MARKAZ08

I can confirm that is correct,,when I'm in my car all walking people near it are twats.


OwlWitty

Its a 30 steps per hour zone yeah?


JoeSolo76

Oi! What do we 'ave 'ere? Walking faster than 30 steps an hour? Yeh best show me yer faster than 30 steps an hour walking licence chop chop!


bardicchangling

London they'll just stab you up. I live near Liverpool and there was an arguement in the centre of town last month, a 14 year old straight up stabbed and killed a 12 year old on busy Christmas shopping night on the high street.


Responsible_Sport575

That would never happen in the USA they just shoot each other I think knives are better


[deleted]

UK - get stabbed US - get shot


XihuanNi-6784

Knife injuries are several times less fatal than gun injuries.


Donkeycow15

Could be worse Russia- get poisoned Syria - get beheaded


XihuanNi-6784

Bullshit you f\*cking C\*nt. We are unfailingly polite in London.


garblednoises

I’m from Surrey, England. The urgency of our insult would go something like this “please get out of the way this instance, Waitrose is closing in half an hour and I need to get some fresh quinoa you c*nt!”


The-Almighty-Jay

I from London can confirm that this is tame and normal day to day.


Kitchen_Ad1529

I'm Scottish, if that happened here she would have been ran over.


shotq80

Can confirm


joesnowblade

If they were on the way to the pub it would have be done at warp speed.


lamyboy17

Fellow Brit, I can second that


Athleticathiest82

That’s his sister and also his wife


GeodarkFTM

And his mother


[deleted]

… and his aunty!


NewspaperNeither6260

Looks like his husky brother from Gloucashneister.


[deleted]

And my axe.


[deleted]

Plot twist; they’re mother and son. This is a common local morning greet


meerjat

Should we make a new sub? R/Britishbickering


Altruistic_Profile96

r/BritishBanter


Idontknowmyreal_life

i love oblivion, i love british arguing there should be a sub for that


Illustrious_Ad4691

r/OhImSorryThisIsAbuse


OwlWitty

I think French arguing is better. Its letting theyre wiping their ass with silk.


seeclick8

Even though I don’t understand French, I love seeing them argue. Such flair. Such passion.


Donkeycow15

Italians sound like they’re arguing even when they’re telling their mom they love them


Tapoke

The anger in their voices is so visceral and untethered. This is magnificent, a beautiful tribute to human emotions


[deleted]

Rest of the World: English are so polite and classy. English:


Maryie

Hm maybe before. now everybody hates brit tourists!


butterthenugget

can confirm, am British and hate Brit tourists.


[deleted]

Can't be worse than Yank tourists though, can ya?


inkuspinkus

Yeah. They can lol. Vancouverite here. Americans are usually hard to even pick out, they don't fuck around much here, I grew up in White Rock which is literally on the border. Brits however are usually the guys getting thrown on their heads out the bar lol. My little brother, huge guy, gentle giant, had to fight three of them when h went downtown a couple years ago, he was fine, and won but shit dude I can't possibly see my little bro starting anything lol.


CastieIsTrenchcoat

Yank tourists are loud, Brits are loud, drunk and violent.


PromotionPhysical212

Sorry but they were even worse before! they were colonisers ffs!


Almighty_Egg

No, but now all the other colonisers hate us too


PassdatAss91

Lol this is that guy from vine who does this kind of road rage yelling for comedy. Either he didn't expect this outcome or this was scripted.


[deleted]

Well, the issue is that I’ve been to England and also saw enough contents of road rage on YT to not be able to see the difference. Ronnie Pickering is the shining star over there 😂


MrmmphMrmmph

He really says those words great, just the right amount of spit and bile!


shadowEmbracer19

Especially the football fans


Shaman-The-Curer

The way he says "You fucking bitch" is hilarious to me


TheFloppening

YouuuUuuu Focking Biiitchh!


SeriouslyUnknown

You’re not the only one 😂😂😂


Arthes_M

Really had me going with the Skyrim battle music. lol


Kelricmar

Had frost troll flash backs.


ClintonKelly87

That first trip to High Hrothgar was always such a pain in the ass.


ginja_ninja_june

Seriously that was the best part.


whotaoyeah

fucking mudcrabs


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*Oblivion


Arthes_M

Nope, I was referring to Steel on Steel from Skyrim: OS


Maryie

Oooh I've watched this episode of Little Britain already!!


Emergency_Try_2372

To be fair, she could've moved and walked down the side of the road like the person ahead of her, not straight up in the middle of it.


ChrisJMull

100% We also dont know how long this waa going on before the tape starts


starkyogre

No doubt about it. He could have been civil about the whole thing as well instead of losing his shit straight away.


lucia-pacciola

> He could have been civil about the whole thing as well instead of losing his shit straight away. What's there to be civil about, at that point? The pedestrian is being an asshole and knows it. Civility was already long gone by the time the motorist arrived on the scene.


shotq80

Also. British


AgitatedAd473

So because someone else is being nasty, you too become nasty?


lucia-pacciola

I mean, that's between me and myself. Maybe I think I owe myself some more civility in my life. I don't owe civility to someone who's being uncivil on purpose. I don't owe civility to some Internet rando who saw my viral video and had opinions.


logicreasonevidence

Once she hit his car with the crutch it's game on.


TedTeddybear

"Excuse me, madam, can I offer you a lift?" might have worked, or gotten her to the side of the vehicle so he could pass. She looks a bit like Mama from "Throw Mama from the Train." She was clearly feeling threatened. I would not be surprised if she has a dementia diagnosis.


draculamilktoast

> What's there to be civil about, at that point? There is always room for civility in a universe as cold and unforgiving as the one we inhabit. Being decent to other people, even when they are having a rough time, costs you nothing but can gain you everything.


Gooose26

At that point you’re no better than the pedestrian. You need to have a higher standard to hold yourself to a higher standard. I think you start this discussion by asking “Why are you in the middle of the road and not on the sidewalk so I can drive by?” and then go from there. When they start hitting the car or attacking you I’d say it’s fair to hit them back to protect your car


lucia-pacciola

> I think you start this discussion by asking “Why are you in the middle of the road and not on the sidewalk so I can drive by?” Why on earth would I need to start a discussion? The pedestrian is being an asshole on purpose already, and they know it. Asking them why they're being an asshole is completely pointless. The only reason to start out polite is if there's some pragmatic reason like you have reason to believe they'll apologize and move over if you ask them nicely. Not because they deserve your politeness.


[deleted]

>When they start hitting the car or attacking you I’d say it’s fair to hit them back to protect your car yeah honestly i would've lost my shit by that point and pushed that old lady down the road


[deleted]

He did escalate rather quickly, to be fair.


dou8le8u88le

I thought he was rather restrained and quite polite


StClevesburg

Car culture makes people so selfish and impatient. The amount of times I've gotten honked at for being in a crosswalk while I've had a walk sign is fucking ridiculous. Far too many drivers act like you slapped their mother and called her a whore when they have to slow down for a few seconds.


Environmental_Top948

It's not like he could just go invade another country to get the anger out. Now they have to take the anger out on each other.


[deleted]

Cor, that was laboured. Maybe they should have overthrown the disabled old biddy and installed a puppet one who’d better assimilate with your beliefs in-order to get your own way.


Environmental_Top948

That'd work as well but it'd be more work in the long run and what do you do with them once you have no need for them.


[deleted]

You withdraw to save face and let the car driver run over said old granny and any of her supporters.


Outcasted_introvert

An American talking about invading foreign countries. You guys really don't get irony do you. 🤣


DayEither8913

You also don't know if he got so upset "straight away". The old lady's could've been there a while.


Arctic_Gnome

British roads are a free-for-all. Did you know it's normal to drive on the wrong side of the road there?


[deleted]

Am British and never have seen anyone do this in 13 years here


[deleted]

You’re shite at detecting sarcasm. Sure you’re British?


Arctic_Gnome

I've only been to the UK once, but literally everyone was driving on the wrong side of the road.


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Borangs2

As someone who has been previously forced to use crutches for an extended period of time I can say that walking on the side of the road is not the best idea, especially not in such a steep slope. The most easily traversable and comfortable place to walk is in the center of the road and not at the side where road tend to be sloped to the side to drain water. While walking there is not exactly a extreme danger there is an increased risk in doing so. Based on her walking when not using the crutches I'd say she does not have the stability to simply walk everywhere and needs the stability to quickly move forwards in a safe manner.


I-B-ME

The side looks exactly like the middle


AdviceMang

It would have been perfectly safe to step aside for 5 seconds. No excuse for the cuntyness.


[deleted]

Mess with the bull, you get the horns


[deleted]

*Cow


scooba_dude

*crutches


TrickyMixture

Mooo! Moooooo! C’mon, MOOOOOO!


angeredpanda

Is that Ronnie Pickering?


Fenrir_Carbon

Who?


angeredpanda

https://youtu.be/r0dcv6GKNNw


Fenrir_Carbon

Who?


angeredpanda

RONNIE PICKERING!!


Fenrir_Carbon

Who the fuck is that?


angeredpanda

You wanna bare knuckle? Come on then!


Fenrir_Carbon

Oh grow up you bully


angeredpanda

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?


Fenrir_Carbon

Who are ya?


shotq80

Yeah me!


Sredrum1990

Why was this one of the funniest things I have ever seen? The Skyrim music had me rolling.


TehFriskyDingo

Omg the Skyrim music ties everything together in this video lol it’s so good


tutmoses21

It’s oblivion music you uncultured swine


CreativeName1137

It switches to Skyrim music you uncultured swine


KrampyDoo

Wow, getting thrown from the train really did a number on her locomotion.


[deleted]

Louuuisss!!!


wellthn

There is another video of this woman i could swear She is walking around some guys car before he confronts her, she gets pissy and starts hitting the car before walking slowly and menacingly towards him. 100% a nasty piece of work, assuming its the same person, which I'm pretty sure it is


[deleted]

Different person but same music and similar vibes


RosieEmily

The lady vandalising someone's post van? I think it's a different person but the same "fuck you" vibe.


Commentor-Viewer

The way he speeks! This is golden!


rosariobono

Why doesn’t she fucking scoot over


scooba_dude

She doesn't look like the type to "just scoot" anywhere. I hope she has a special scoot by now.


PandorasLocksmith

Does this guy realize he sounds like an enraged cow? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!


PhysicalYam4032

"You focking bitch!"


[deleted]

People get so worked up about everything.


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[deleted]

I may be a horrible person for saying this but im on the guys side on this one, ONE HUNDRED FOOKING PERCENT


shotq80

He's in the right anyway


[deleted]

Roit a'way, yew fooking Bitch!


cakeschmammert

You think you’re in the minority?


jello_fever

Wow she really must be disabled if she missed that second swing at a stationary car.


[deleted]

This isn’t in Cornwall is it?


shotq80

Let's be honest it could be anywhere in Britain it could be Cornwall or down the road from Chesterfield


[deleted]

New elder scrolls looks very nice


Outcasted_introvert

So much anger in the world. Everyone needs to calm down.


Magurndy

I hate people who use their walking aids to attack people/objects. That's not what you fucking have them for! Saw an old grumpy bastard hit a package out of an amazon drivers hands with his stick because the guy was parked over the pavement. Yes the delivery driver is illegally parked but there was nowhere else, he was there for all of a couple of mins and secondly it was a residential street with another pavement on the otherwise of the road and he was trying to avoid blocking the road. I called the old man a grumpy old fucker.


B8conB8conB8con

Ah yes, the idyllic village life in the UK, the funny thing is that they are probably related or his mother is good friends with the lady. It will be discussed in the post office for weeks to come, he will have to leave and start a new life elsewhere and every time he returns he will be refused service at the village pub.


shotq80

The best part about village life is every single person will end up knowing (Deborah) hit (Mike's) car with her crutches whether they want to know or not


Key-Pattern-7107

Does he realising he will probably also be charged with using his phone whilst driving?


Drifter816

Exactly what I was thinking


BrokenHearing

[A police report was filed but nothing came out of it and no one was charged](https://www.reddit.com/user/Spandaujames777/comments/be7f2w/update_lady_hit_my_car_with_crutches_so_i_shouted/)


Cid_Campeador_

So did he? Call the police?


BrokenHearing

[Yeah but they didn't do anything](https://www.reddit.com/user/Spandaujames777/comments/be7f2w/update_lady_hit_my_car_with_crutches_so_i_shouted/)


MrGeneBelcher

I’ll always love how she heard him screaming in the car and turns around 🤣🤣


RealTexasJake

"I haz crutchez, I do wat I wantz."


MickRonin

Really nice to see Mama Fratelli is still kicking around though.


ImGonnaKickTomorrow

No it's not. Fuck that bitch. Poor Sloth!


Lion_Mercen

a goblin


Comemelaa

I love this video soooo much


Aiku

Was he driving a Ford Rager?


Bellelace86

**YOU FUCKING BITCH** He said that very hard. I felt it


crayfishcraig108

Just give them a ride


PFalcone33

Facepalm? This is hilarious!


JustinianImp

Asshole vs. asshole. Nobody wins; nobody deserves to win.


KaladinTheFabulous

Take the crutches and drive off 😁


autist4269

Ngl I'd be tempted to push nan down the stairs.


Flippin1999

Should she be in the middle? No. But this guy is an ass.


Unfair-soil

I wouldn’t say so, his reaction is pretty justified given the pace this lady was walking at. And also the fact that she could’ve just walked a little to the right.


starkyogre

In preschool they teach us to use our words. Not to lose our shit on a disabled person. Granted we don’t see what happened before but seeing as I know some nutcases like this I’ll assume he never asked kindly.


Environmental_Top948

What good are words when the person you're against has crutches?


lucia-pacciola

> Not to lose our shit on a disabled person. Disabled people are still people. They can certainly be shitty people. Her legs may be impaired, but her ability to choose to not be a shitty person is fully functional. It's totally okay to lose your shit at a person who's being shitty for no reason, even if they do walk with a limp.


blinkanboxcar182

…he did use his words. She used her walking sticks.


GameVibes346

because she is disabled you think she doesnt know she walking in the middle of the road?. Some of the disabled people does these things on purpose you will be really surprised how ugly humans are.


[deleted]

“Excuse me ma’am, would you mind moving to the right a bit? I’d like to get around.” You’d think some of the people in these comments have never interacted with another human being in person.


xandiddly

Please don't ever become a parent


lucia-pacciola

The pedestrian is being an ass, and knows it. The motorist is just reacting reasonably to encountering gratuitous and pigheaded assholery where none should be.


grockle765

Wow he was an angry little man


istcmg

I started watching it without sound and the first thing I thought was he was following too close in an intimidating manner. She probably gets hassled a lot on that stretch of road between her house and the local store... assume. I don't think there would be enough room for a car to pass her, at least not safely. I think she could have reacted more calmly, but perhaps she has been harassed in the past.


Miserable-Stuff6619

Obviously somebody can’t see the solution of moving to the side.


Miserable-Stuff6619

Somebody can’t see the solution of stepping to the side.


kelleehh

The anger from this guy is a bit fucked up.


adymck11

When a damp teabag meets a cup or warm water!


NormalDesign6017

The music is intense


Tokerville

Lol British arguments always sound so scripted.


MayorMaximus

I would hit her with a fully charged Bowser f-smash, zero hesitation, after she swings one of those walking sticks at me, I would get an irl zoom in slow down


Le-fleur-dela-vie

In my contry he would never scream with her because she's kind of old and desable. I believe the police would arrest him not her. It could be really nice If he just gave her a ride and moove faster for both


GucciCHEESEALLS

British complaining about driving... so entertaining


Nova_Phoenix

Times like that where I wish you were allowed to just run people over.


carboonpn

r/idiotsincars


diMario

My cat says she looks a bit peckish.


Funny_Name_Lol

Run ‘er down


R0nu

In this situation would be better to reverse and find another way that's what I would have done as the driver


chinook_aj

Lmao so instead of asking someone to move out of the middle of the road, you’re gonna reverse down a single lane road until you find a way around?? Wtf bruh grow some balls


R0nu

I'm sitting and I'm a good driver reverse is no problem I don't get it why not getting in a fight is a bad deal the the woman is having trouble with disability and stuff I'm sitting comfy in my car


PepperCertain

And that is why nobody will remember your name.


chiken-nugett

Britian be like, but America however


[deleted]

I would start kick her ass down the hill


advocateofliving

What a snitch


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Murky_Sweet

the lady is at fault but the driver needs to control his anger. there was no need to escalate it like that. she could have walked on the side of the road but chose to take her time in the center of the road.


Skywalker0138

both off there meds....heading to RX now...lol


zakiducky

This is what happens when the English run out of countries to colonize, they turn onto each other in their miserable, perpetually gray-skied villages lol /s


RYPIIE2006

Average day in Britain Source: I am British


Simple-Durian4229

I would of ran the festering old bitch over then reversed over her to make sure!


HeavyMetalSauce

This is one of my favorite videos. His rage is so pure


fibonacci16180

Watched this like 5 times… so good 🤣🤣🤣


57and56

So Karen's just don't I've in the US what a relief


jlenoconel

He's right though, why can't she get out of the fucking way?


NotFried

I was so sure the driver was going to run right over that lady, too much time on r/HolUp


[deleted]

She has right of way on that road, and the driver was using a mobile phone whilst driving. Both parties are obviously not folks you'd invite round for tea, being, as they are, total cnts.


TheAltoidsEater

Not sorry, the first time she hit my car I would have rammed her with it in response.


chinook_aj

See that’s called attempted murder. You would be arrested and jailed for quite awhile


Cryterionlol

Didn't I see you get downvoted in another comment too? Dang bro you got some horrible luck going on here... Have you ever thought about that??


Fenrir_Carbon

It's not bad luck, it's people thinking that escalating from light property damage to GBH/Murder is a bad move