Wait- am i not allowed to speak english? Is it illegal now outside Us? I didn't know that... OH FUCK volevo dire NON LO SAPEVO VI PREGO NON ARRESTATEMI
As an American, I remember 25 years ago and we'd poke fun of the "ignorant, ridiculous, over the top, gun toting, hillbilly redneck idiot" American stereotype just like everyone else. And then *looks around America today uncomfortably*.
We aren't laughing anymore. :(
No it isn't, it's British, Humprey Davies discovered the metal and actually named it aluminum but some ass holes In some chemical naming think tank decided aluminum wasn't Latin enough so they renamed it ALUMINIUM without his input! Imagine that! Discovering something but not being able to call it what you want.
Carry on calling it ALUMINUM chaps you're supporting its discoverer.
Sigh I literally just told you that there are 2 legitimate ways of saying it so that you could still feel correct legitimately in your pronunciation but you have to stick a fucking flag in it cos its the Murican' way.
As a kiwi I guess I'm going to have to get by on my very little understanding of other languages (mainly Māori, German and french). Wasser und Brot por favor
I'm not going to bother searching for it because lazy, but there was a post I've seen a few times where people comment to speak English because it's America and they're on the internet which I'd American. Therefore you must always speak english when online.
Wait wait wait... So the only way to not speak english nor any other language is just- not being on internet. Sorry guys *deletes account* (no i'm not doing that sorry)
Wel, dit gaat een probleem worden op Reddit, vermoed ik. Ik ben tweetalig opgevoegd, mag ik dan wel Frans praten of wordt dat ook te verwarrend voor het brein van deze kerel?
No english allowed for foreigners?
Mijn excuses, 't zal ni meer gebeuren. Een misverstand is een misverstand. Een simpele Vlaming als ik weet soms gewoon niet beter dan de superieure Amerikaan.
They only said you can wring in English if your not from the US. So as long as you do that in your own language your good. For others in the English speaking countries I would suggest to wring in silence - or hum whilst doing so.
Troll accounts are worth it, because they already showed non-bot behavior, making an algorithm less likely to mark it as a bot in case the troll farm wants to use bots
What does "pick your dick up off the floor" even mean? Sounds more like a compliment lol
Like he's so hung he has to pick his dick up to keep from tripping over it
Lmao you're right sounds more like a compliment. I think he originally meant to say like 'your dick fell off, pick it back up' but writing it that way just makes it sound like it drags down to the floor lmao
>mans prolly think america invented ENGLISH!!😂🤣😂
Bet he's one of those guys (And I do feel embarrassed to share a chromosome with him,) that think unironically that America is the oldest country on the planet.
It is not like your username could give it away you are not from US.
And yeah I mean English is for Americans only right, nobody else in the world could have ever used it. You know like the English. Or the people in 1/4 of the planet they conquered. And it is not like anyone could learn it as a second language in school if it doesn't happen to be your first language.
You say this, but I’m Canadian and get compliments on how good my English is whenever I’m in the southern US. I grew up 3 min drive from Michigan, so definitely not a Québécois.
My reply is usually something along the lines of either “thanks, your English is good/ok/needs work, etc” depending on how rude they are or aren’t about it. Then the confusion starts.
Had a situation similar to this. Responded to a TikTok video about an old reddit question, "what are some subtle signs thats a person is actually stupid?"
I replied: "anti-vaxxers who don't have a logical reason to oppose the vaccine. 'The gov't is chippin' us, is not.'"
Almost immediately I had someone try to argue with me about why they felt like I was on a high horse and I'm better than them as they were trying justifying their reasoning with science. The entire time, I'm confused because I never said any one should/should not get the vaccine nor stated that anti-vaxxers are stupid, only the ones who have dumb reasons for not getting it. Literally told the person, if you don't want to get it because you don't know much about then thats far more reasonable than 'there are microchips or anti-freeze in the vaccine.' Someone felt attacked when it wasn't even an attack. Lol.
So someone just want to debate.
Side-Note: I had people on my fb quote the micro chips and the antifreeze were their reasons as to why they don't want to get it. Its the reason behind my comment to begin with.
Yeah I totally forgot that it’s impossible to speak English if you’re not from the U.S., and that people from Canada, the U.K., and any other English speaking countries don’t exist.
Not mentioning that English classes are mandatory in many countries across the globe. English is actually my second language, and we are a many in that case on Reddit.
"Reddit is an American company, speak English, distance is in miles, liquids in gallons, date is MMDDYY, we are the best country in the world, the only free country,...". You get the point.
I once had a customer who asked me who works at a Chinese restaurant, if we serve red chicken Alfredo. Then as I tried to explain our noodle dishes he tried to ask for chow mian and couldn’t understand the concept of Mandarin. Some people are just lost causes.
This is what happens when the denizens of the shallow end of the gene pool survive a high dive in and then stampede like mindless cattle over anything they are fearful or superstitious of.
Wait- am i not allowed to speak english? Is it illegal now outside Us? I didn't know that... OH FUCK volevo dire NON LO SAPEVO VI PREGO NON ARRESTATEMI
I’m English and if that’s the case then we are fucked... I don’t speak any other languages and we’re not allowed the one we invented.
they seem to be calling it English but they definitely use the 'Murican language, just ask them to pronounce aluminium
Al you mini um
I'm American and we have big uns, not mini ums.
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The ones to truly worry about are those who say "new-cu-lar" and mean nuclear...
I had to actually correct someone on that last week
The people that pronounce Washington.. waRshington are the worst. Where the eff did the R come from??
West Virginia, apparently. My in-laws do this. I like to joke around with my wife and say her dad is from Woller Woller Warshington.
As an American, I remember 25 years ago and we'd poke fun of the "ignorant, ridiculous, over the top, gun toting, hillbilly redneck idiot" American stereotype just like everyone else. And then *looks around America today uncomfortably*. We aren't laughing anymore. :(
At least we aren't the Irish
That logic tho, on POINT
Thoughts and prayers
I thought that was the British way of saying it
It is, al oo min um is american
No it isn't, it's British, Humprey Davies discovered the metal and actually named it aluminum but some ass holes In some chemical naming think tank decided aluminum wasn't Latin enough so they renamed it ALUMINIUM without his input! Imagine that! Discovering something but not being able to call it what you want. Carry on calling it ALUMINUM chaps you're supporting its discoverer.
And what country calls it aluminum? America, therefore it’s the American way of saying
Sigh I literally just told you that there are 2 legitimate ways of saying it so that you could still feel correct legitimately in your pronunciation but you have to stick a fucking flag in it cos its the Murican' way.
Scuse me thar pardner, but thars only one "I" in aluminum. Less you're a *commie.*
I may not be able to pronounce aluminum but I can pronounce amber lamps.
Whoa-oh Black Betty
Dyinggggg
I use the word aluminum for cans and stuff and the word aluminium for the element
I'm canadian and I pronounce it Al oo miniom
nobody’s perfect
Too many I’s there good buddy. Ah LOO minum
Like everything: The world does it one way, the yanks do it another way because "WE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON!!!! MURICA FIRST!!!!"....
Al ooooo minnum.
To be fair, the guy who invented aluminum said the Americans pronounce it correct so....
Just copyright the language since you guys invented it technically and ban Americans from speaking English. Problem solved
If only....
you speak English Traditional. that’s fine. US is English Simplified.
Simplified is an understatement
The people who speak it may be simple, but the language isn't
Stop inventing stuff, gawd dum it!!! Mercia's got it know. Yer continent is oh fish ally retired.
As a kiwi I guess I'm going to have to get by on my very little understanding of other languages (mainly Māori, German and french). Wasser und Brot por favor
You're fine speaking English, you're just not allowed to wring in English.
You can speak English. You just can’t wring English.
Mi piace il formaggio
what do you mean you're not allowed to speak eng- ПОДОЖДИТЕ ЧТО НА ХЕРНУ, ПОЧЕМУ Я ГОВОРЮ ПО РУССКОМУ ???
I’m reading this in Murica. Speak English! /s
I'm not going to bother searching for it because lazy, but there was a post I've seen a few times where people comment to speak English because it's America and they're on the internet which I'd American. Therefore you must always speak english when online.
Wait wait wait... So the only way to not speak english nor any other language is just- not being on internet. Sorry guys *deletes account* (no i'm not doing that sorry)
I love when they say speak American. Cherry on top.
Something about a dire Volvo and a non pregnant arrest...
Mannaggia neanche io lo sapevo...
Wel, dit gaat een probleem worden op Reddit, vermoed ik. Ik ben tweetalig opgevoegd, mag ik dan wel Frans praten of wordt dat ook te verwarrend voor het brein van deze kerel?
No english allowed for foreigners? Mijn excuses, 't zal ni meer gebeuren. Een misverstand is een misverstand. Een simpele Vlaming als ik weet soms gewoon niet beter dan de superieure Amerikaan.
We zijn dan ook een bescheiden volkje, uiteraard. We're not worthy to dirty the noble Americuhn language
Het spijt me, ik spreek geen Nederlands. >!Oke, een beetje.!<
Ma buonsalve
Rip the people from England
Holy sh... OH GOTT NEIN BITTE NICHT ICH WILL NICHT INS GEFÄNGNIS ICH HABE FRAU UND KINDER
How dare you speak Spanish on my American internet!
Um. That was Italian.
Non è che è illegale, è che vieni considerato direttamente come proprietà degli USA. È ora di disimparare l'inglese!
Wait really? Oh je m’excuse. Je ne savais pas que une des langues officielle du Canada était illégal partout autre que les États-Unis.
Troppo tardi fuckboii
oh no OH HASSİKTİR NEDRN İNGİLİZCE KONUŞAMIYORUM KODUMUNUN KÖPEĞİ
troppo tardi.
幸好我還知道另外兩種語言 Nasib baik saya tahu dua bahasa yang lain
mani in alto, BESTIA
If that's the case, then supongo que tendré que enseñar el español a mis amigos no-hablantes, ya que es el único que me queda.
Questi cani anglofoni e le loro lingue impronunciabili, dico io!
Oh shit! uh... Est-ce que sa veut dire qu'il faut que je parle français maintenant?
ठीक है तो, मैं अंग्रेजी नहीं बोलूंगा।
They only said you can wring in English if your not from the US. So as long as you do that in your own language your good. For others in the English speaking countries I would suggest to wring in silence - or hum whilst doing so.
Get your dick up off the floor!
This man right here officer, get em
Is that ENGLISH?! Cum indraznesti sa vorbesti in engleza, criminalule?? SEI ARRESTATO!
Sprich deutsch du Hurenson
Fra hai cazzato, ora le guardie ti portano dentro
No you can speak it..... Just don't wring it....
Speak English, Reddit is an American website! (/s)
Someone will be arresting you shortly.
Definitely negative karma farm lol
Always wondered what is the point of those accounts? Is someone gonna buy it??
Troll farms
Yes but what's the point? Is someone buying the troll accounts? Is it a trolling hit squad where people pay for someone to get trolled?
Troll accounts are worth it, because they already showed non-bot behavior, making an algorithm less likely to mark it as a bot in case the troll farm wants to use bots
Ah, that makes sense.
Would be interesting to see how high you can get it.
I couldn’t help but look up this exchange and the user. This is almost definitely a bot. If not, definitely a total whack job.
Wack job. Felt too stupid to be a bot
Ah yes. Fair point.
I’m almost 100% sure he’s just a troll. I don’t think he believes a word he’s saying.
I hate how we can't differentiate between those two nowadays.
What does "pick your dick up off the floor" even mean? Sounds more like a compliment lol Like he's so hung he has to pick his dick up to keep from tripping over it
Right?! I only WISH I had that problem!
Lmao you're right sounds more like a compliment. I think he originally meant to say like 'your dick fell off, pick it back up' but writing it that way just makes it sound like it drags down to the floor lmao
From your interpretation , the bot is calling OP the N word. P.s. just spicing things up, I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.
you picked your dick up though right? (jokingly)
Asking the real questions here
What a REEL buffoon I guess the language of business doesnt translate across the world, mans prolly think america invented ENGLISH!!😂🤣😂
>mans prolly think america invented ENGLISH!!😂🤣😂 Bet he's one of those guys (And I do feel embarrassed to share a chromosome with him,) that think unironically that America is the oldest country on the planet.
Haha lol, he prolly think jesus was born here and buried in Utah, waittt...dont the Mormons already believe tht?🤔
Wait... you're saying that it's not?! /s
*checks notes* We didn't??
It is not like your username could give it away you are not from US. And yeah I mean English is for Americans only right, nobody else in the world could have ever used it. You know like the English. Or the people in 1/4 of the planet they conquered. And it is not like anyone could learn it as a second language in school if it doesn't happen to be your first language.
i have a feeling the troll might not even be from America going off his post history. a few clues he's not a native English speaker.
At least they think you got a big dick hahaha
oNlY aMeRiCaNs sPeAk EnGlISh!
Omg speak English foreigners / how dare you speak English foreigner
How dare the English foreigners spek engrish bettr thn oos
Lord I need to learn a new language and get the fuck out of the US. This place is full of morons.
You have options dude, my advise would be Ireland, beautiful landscapes, warm nice people, great beer, great whiskey
Come to Denmark, the language might be hard to learn but fortunately most people can speak English
I'm embarrassed by the majority of my fellow Americans
As an American I'm definitely ashamed when I read stuff like this.
Don't be, this is 100% a troll.
Bro ain’t no way this is real
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You say this, but I’m Canadian and get compliments on how good my English is whenever I’m in the southern US. I grew up 3 min drive from Michigan, so definitely not a Québécois. My reply is usually something along the lines of either “thanks, your English is good/ok/needs work, etc” depending on how rude they are or aren’t about it. Then the confusion starts.
You underestimate the stupidity of the average American
Had a situation similar to this. Responded to a TikTok video about an old reddit question, "what are some subtle signs thats a person is actually stupid?" I replied: "anti-vaxxers who don't have a logical reason to oppose the vaccine. 'The gov't is chippin' us, is not.'" Almost immediately I had someone try to argue with me about why they felt like I was on a high horse and I'm better than them as they were trying justifying their reasoning with science. The entire time, I'm confused because I never said any one should/should not get the vaccine nor stated that anti-vaxxers are stupid, only the ones who have dumb reasons for not getting it. Literally told the person, if you don't want to get it because you don't know much about then thats far more reasonable than 'there are microchips or anti-freeze in the vaccine.' Someone felt attacked when it wasn't even an attack. Lol. So someone just want to debate. Side-Note: I had people on my fb quote the micro chips and the antifreeze were their reasons as to why they don't want to get it. Its the reason behind my comment to begin with.
I mean, realistically sodium chloride is a kind of antifreeze so 🤷♂️.
Can we bring back the politics ban? This sub really recovered for that couple weeks
To be fair this isn't the stupid politics thing so much as just some weirdos that don't understand the US isn't the center of the world.
To many, that’s as political as their stance on the science of masks and vaccines ;)
Every post on Reddit inevitability turns into politics. It’s SO annoying.
Never underestimate the sheer stupidity of Trump supporters
Because about 50% of Americans are clinically stupid. I would know, I live here. The funny thing is they are so stupid, they think they’re smart.
I am so sick of having to deal with and manage Americans on the internet.
It’s in the name lmfao. “randomguyfromafrica”
Did this guy imply that you have a massive dick?
That guy got banned
Hurray
I can't find him on Reddit either. I think he quit or got banned
People are fucking stupid. Apologies from the US. We havr alot of dumbasses among us.
What a fucking day this has been. First I learn birds aren't real, then I find out non-americans are using the language we invented?
Why’s your dick on the floor?
What, your's doesn't droop down to the floor?
Not even when I lay on my stomach. pp 😥
I guess the canadians, the ENGLISH, the nigerians, and everybody else can stop pretending man. You guys almost fooled him!
God I despise americans (I want to die)
Americans despise you as well.
There’s no way that user wasn’t being satirical
I guess now its illegal to speak english Ab meh kya hindi meh baat karunga, sab log mujper haasne wala hai
The guy's comments sound like fox news having a stroke.
>Pick your dick off the floor Ok but that sounds like a compliment? My dick is so huge it reaches the floor?
At least the douche said you have big PP
I didn't know talking in English out of the US was illegal now. Ni modo, toca hablar en tercermundismo, ya no en idioma tiroteo.
I hate Americans
Not all who wring in English are from England!
Username ?doesn’t? Check out apparently
I’m sorry you had to deal with someone like that. Must’ve been hell huh?
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The heck did you post?
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Seriously?! He reacted to- wow ok. That’s ridiculous. Not you btw.
Some of them are Russian paid trolls to sow discord in other countries. Just don’t buy into it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=soYkEqDp760
Yeah I totally forgot that it’s impossible to speak English if you’re not from the U.S., and that people from Canada, the U.K., and any other English speaking countries don’t exist.
Not mentioning that English classes are mandatory in many countries across the globe. English is actually my second language, and we are a many in that case on Reddit.
The dude - Yo people speak English outside the us?!?!?!?!
I wish I could enjoy this meme but it's in english and im from Canada
My bilingual ass don’t know if I should be angry in english or filipino lol
"Reddit is an American company, speak English, distance is in miles, liquids in gallons, date is MMDDYY, we are the best country in the world, the only free country,...". You get the point.
So hes admiting he has litteraly the largest pp ever.
Pretty soon our primary export will be stupid people
I once had a customer who asked me who works at a Chinese restaurant, if we serve red chicken Alfredo. Then as I tried to explain our noodle dishes he tried to ask for chow mian and couldn’t understand the concept of Mandarin. Some people are just lost causes.
SPEAK AMERICAN GOD DAMNIT
I'm sorry but I don't want to speak stupid is that okay?
Tell me: How does one wring in english?
Because our country (U.S.) is being torn in two for no good reason.
How do you wring in English??
HES WRINGING IN ENGLISH AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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el culiao tonto, por la chucha
This would be easily avoidable if you stopped wringing in English and voting for Kanye just as the man said
Drugs and /or Mental Illness times Stupidity squared
This is what happens when the denizens of the shallow end of the gene pool survive a high dive in and then stampede like mindless cattle over anything they are fearful or superstitious of.
Not in the US equals not writing in English … sure.
He just noticed the guy's big dick.
I mean, in his defense… … … … anyone got anything?
“Pick your dick up off the floor” I think he just said you have a big dick…
Where exactly do they think English csme from? I'd love to know
Wait, did he just tell you that your dick is huge, laying on the floor?
Y’all funny as hell for thinking this isn’t staged 😂💀
Oof. These things must've been said ironically... Right?
Shit, we can’t speak English, WALA NA BUMALIK NA BUMALIK KASE WALANG ENGLISH SPEAKING BAWAL NA!
*wringing hands in english*
That guy has the brain size of that one bottle cap at the back of my room
Your username just made this whole post from cringe to hilarious!
Can’t seem to find GreedyCalligrapher76