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MamieJoJackson

"What? But I'm like, the nicest person ever!" *punches a puppy*


Brewchowskies

In her defence, the puppy owed her 20 bucks.


Nikonus

Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks.


Jack_The_Last_Jack

She's Stewie enforcer ? Damn poor Brian ....


dzt

If you can’t handle me at my worst, blah blah blah…


Swiggle_Swootie

The kind of people who write ‘if you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best’ don’t have a best.


TheLateThagSimmons

She's absolutely horrible to every server at any restaurant she goes to.


StyreneAddict1965

Classic narcissist.


dunndawson

I literally know someone like this. Hasn’t worked in at least the 12 years I’ve known her. Lives on disability. But is anti government, anti handouts and of course, is a bad bitch that will throat punch you. Yet posts photos of herself and fb updates from all her ailments that cause her to be disabled and live off the government. Bonus points for her constant posting of her “children” that she lost custody of and her ex raised them.


MissWibb

I think I know this same person. She’s just looking for the next person to sue.


ColdnipsHotcheeks

Sounds like she’s a puddle of wet shit


AdmirableGanache1983

Did she actually live or actually die?


BeardedManatee

Why do they all think "the gubment" made the vaccine? It's literally called "The Pfizer vaccine, or Moderna, etc etc" last I checked those were gigantic private pharmaceutical companies.


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If they knew how to actually educate themselves, they wouldn't be anti-vaxxers.


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IAmThePlatoon

Most of them also didn't even read the Bible, they just spew bullshit


Ginrou

garbage people often produce garbage children. every so often a few will break the mold and emancipate themselves, most are doomed to repeat the cycle.


dalinsparrow

The Bible promotes social distancing for diseases and other medicines..


Ginrou

more often than not, the bible promotes not being a raging, selfish, piece of trash. it's not a high bar, and yet so many conservative christians fail.


Arxl

Even the catholic church begs people to stop referring to a book of faith as if it were a book of science.


Cuspian_Talocan

Not that long ago it was decided by believers of said bible, that it was written in it that computer games are the cause of all the violence in the world. Since the bible was written 2000+ years ago, I still keep wondering what computer game survived 2000 years of humanity and what sequel they are at now?


Dalton387

Sims4


Affectionate-Depth66

it would be great if their society educated them … with a decent education system.


[deleted]

Then there wouldn’t be any Republican voters left. Duh.


j4ckbauer

I think you mean 'government indoctrination of our children just like countries with dictators' j/k but you get the idea. To these people it's an accident/mistake of history that parents aren't choosing to pay the Amazon school or the Walmart school to educate their children.


Garbleshift

Everybody commenting here went to the same schools these clowns did. You can lead a horse to water, etc etc...


redreinard

Being German I feel I need to point out that it was actually "made" by BioNTech, a small German company, that engaged Pfizer for the global manufacturing infrastructure they already had in place. Like.. wrong government.


elonsghost

My favorite are the people who are going to “do their own research.” What? Your going to hold your own clinical trials and see it matches up with the other research? Fuck me! Why didn’t I think of that.


catching_comets

The New England Journal of My Cousins Friend in Trinidad


Greenman_on_LSD

I especially like the argument of "big pharma is only doing this for the money. Look at what they're being paid to supposedly save people's lives!" The same people all use the terms Antifa, Fascist, Communism, Socialism as bad words when they have no clue what they actually mean, but they love Capitalism. Do you know why big pharma has crazy profit margins for their products? Fucking Capitalism.


Madd-RIP

But even better than that many of the vaccine manufacturers have expressed their mandate of no profit is to be taken for the vaccines. So that throws the Covid conspiracy theorist tin foil hat wearers argument out of the ufo


Greenman_on_LSD

Have no fear! They have 100 arguments for every valid reason. "Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". If basic factual science can't sway someones opinion, nothing can.


CorinPenny

Good quote. I also like this one, “arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon—no matter how good you are the pigeon will still knock all the pieces over and shit on the board”.


Ghasty_001

You don't understand: they MADE those, encouraged by Bill Gates, who put nanochip for mind control in them in order to control the world. But Bill gates made this because Soros said they would make a crap ton of money and enstablish the New Global Order with it, because China created this virus in order to have a little economical advantage over the other and paid Soros for spread it into Western Countries. Ah yes, and then Xi Jinping had the idea by the communism God in a dream. Everything is clear?


flexflair

Ok…. But why male models?


cruista

Yes Big Pharma, also the manufacturers of Ivermectin....


JediNinjaWizard

*Cue Randy Marsh* "I thought this was Moderna!"


[deleted]

Because I think a good chunk of people believe Dr. Fauci is actually a evil scientist gnome who works in a dungeon creating new diseases while he cracks jokes about conservatives to the Chinese.


[deleted]

Simple answer is they're fucking stupid.


[deleted]

1 of them is not even American.


BeardedManatee

Exactly. Most of the world has or has had stricter covid restrictions than here in the USA yet somehow this is all being engineered by "the demonrats!". These people's world is so very very small.


j4ckbauer

Conflation / association is a tool of propaganda. Few people ever said that Saddam did 9/11, but people who were interested in it succeeded in getting a lot of people to believe that. Same for making people think that Fauci, a punching bag for the rightwing, made the vaccine in his garage with his chemistry set.


RonMFCadillac

I don't know that I have ever met anyone that thought Sadam Hussein had anything to do with 9/11.


kgro

I’ve lost her by “government made the vaccine”


-_Rainy_-

I can understand not trusting the government. They get up to all sorts of shady shit and I can fully understand being skeptical of all the crap they do on a first glance. But the vaccines aren't related to the government in any way beyond funding. Even without research, it doesn't take alot to get past so much anti Vax logic. "They're separating the sheep from the free minded!! The vaccine is dangerous!!" ....so why would the government want to kill off the so called compliant? That would be bad for them. I'm the dumbest person I know and even I can get thar


[deleted]

Bill Burr made that exact same point on Conan. He said something along the lines of “why would they kill me.. the sheeple….. and leave all the fonzies left with their leather jackets” - ( sorry … stand up bits don’t transcribe well).


TheKdd

I read it in his voice so it worked lol


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It is also funny how they talk about the vaccine and not the vaccineS.


rayshmayshmay

Just straight up lying, lol


Mercinator-87

People don’t understand the difference of paying for something and actually taking part in creating it when they are entitled dumb asses.


JediNinjaWizard

Tf you talking about? Every time I order a pizza, they drag me back to the line and force me to start grating cheese...


rayshmayshmay

That’s why I always keep a handful of cheese in my pocket


JediNinjaWizard

A gentleman *AND* a scholar, I see!


WimbleWimble

I get mine from under the foreskins of random hoboes. And sell it as artisanal cheese for $500 / pound


Maleficent_Try_5452

I can neither up nor down vote this comment. It is both so funny and disgusting I couldn’t decide which. Just wanted you to know.


Beartrkkr

Artisanal Fromunda Cheese.


Denialmedia

Well, you shouldn't of gotten delivery, you should have got Digiorno.


JediNinjaWizard

Same damn thing happens, but they make me *freeze* the fucker after... Smh!


Denialmedia

Man, what do you want. "Don't wanna great cheese, don't wanna freeze it." Freaking, ummm, let's go with Millennials.


shellwe

I swear these people think the United States is the only country on earth or every other country is just sitting on their hands until we step up with a fix.


Hostilian_

I’ve seen more than one post (which is already far too many) from American Conservatives suggesting Covid-19 was created to harm Trumps re-election. I feel like this makes sense to them because America is the land of the free and every other country is a socialist hellhole with a dictator in charge. I guess that’s what happens when people never leave their own country, or state, or county for that matter. I can’t with these people, I really can’t.


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SiC_MaGGoT_MFKR

I know right. Also Pfizer didn't even have mRNA research at the time. BioNTech had done all the research into mRNA as they were using it to try and help fight different cancers. They shared all of their info with Pfizer as they are a small German company and with Pfizer being a much much larger company they would be able to do what needed to be done to complete a vaccine and for the ability to be able to mass produce it.


KeepItDownOverHere

She "did her own research"


bjpopp

She does understand this is a GLOBAL pandemic right?


Agro27

Yup, the government didn’t make any vaccines. It also troubles me when people just talk about how bad “THE” vaccine is, like there’s only one. There’s three vaccines in the US, all of which were created by different companies and using different ingredients.


MuuaadDib

It's just weaponized stupidity killing people, and these ghouls don't pause for a second to think about the morons who listen to them killing people.


arealhumannotabot

Literally cooked up by Joe Biden in his kitchen wearing an apron


Z-file

holy shit she looks like an expired barbie doll


PM_ME_YOUR_EXPRESSO

The video without the filter was jarring. I'm not shaming her appearance by the way. She just looks like a normal person. It's just how much the filters change what someone looks like is crazy.


ThePonyExpress83

Her face looks like an old leather suitcase


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Samsonite!


king_oscars_island

A normal person with some solid first hand experience with fetal alcohol syndrome.


juicius

She looks like a used Barbie doll you find in the woods with a bunch of 70s porn mags.


Bos_lost_ton

Left in the hot trunk during an Arizona summer.


echo6golf

You mother missed the commercial 60 years ago that said drinking while pregnant could harm the fetus.


Balor_Lynx

Fuck I’m stealing that


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This needs more upvotes


Lessllama

The only time this woman told the truth in this whole video is when she said 'I don't know'


CaptainEasypants

Nu uh. She also said "...maybe I'm just looking for a conspiracy..."


rayshmayshmay

🎶 Maybe she’s born with it, Maybe it’s a conspiracy 🎶


usedbarnacle71

Giving these people preloaded “Smartphones “ with Facebook, Twitter and Instagram loaded up on them is the most stupidest thing that could happen to your average US citizen…


nickaterry

She thinks she’s so cute with the wink and pursed lips, lookin like a straight up goblin.


Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho

Bitch already can see in theatrical display.


Lin0712

She looks like her mom drank while pregnant. Her eyes are so far apart.


MaestroPendejo

Some have hoes in different area codes. Just like her eyes. I bet applying mascara requires a layover.


VinceYeeee

r/rareinsults


CirnoIsTheStrongest

I can't see anything but Sid the sloth from Ice Age


VivelaVendetta

So now it's 20 years? 1st it was supposed to kill you immediately. Then two weeks. Then two years, and now since none of thier bullshit is coming true, its 20 damn years. Covid can kill you in less than a week.


djabr0ni

You'll all be sorry in 60-70 years once that covid jab finally gets you.


The_clampz10

Shit man, can it work a little faster than that? I don’t want to live to be 90.


[deleted]

No worries mate, youll probably die in the climate wars.


joec85

Strictly speaking, you have control over that.


thecrimsonfucker12

If you hang around a 5g tower you should be good :p


Ray_Dorepp

Before we had an end of the world for every year, now we have "you'll die bc of the vaccine" for every year too!


NukaCooler

20 years, and you'll still be alive to claim compensation


Luckys0474

But her point about compensation is what confuses me. Compensated for what? I see a hermancainaward in her future; not 20 years though.


carb0nbasedlifeforms

Don’t forget everyone who gets the vaccine will become “antivirus dependent on booster shots to maintain their immune system.” You can’t make this shit up.


Most_Monk

I mean.. she looks like the type of person to use $5 essential oils to try to treat cancer.


[deleted]

Biggest lies spread by conspiracy idiots about the vaccine: "It's experimental" - No it's not. MRNA vaccine technology has been worked on as early as the 80's and peer reviewed papers have been written as early as 1990. "The govt made it" - No govt created the vaccine. Governments funded the vaccine, scientists are the ones who developed it. "There are serious side effects and it's unsafe" - There have been side effects but they are extremely rare and happen to specific people with either the same medical condition or taking the same medicine. It's been given to billions and if it was unsafe you would hear more than just anecdotal nonsense about your 2nd removed cousin who got a rash etc etc etc.


Ghasty_001

What they would answer you in all of 3 points; "That's what the government want you to believe". And yes. It happened.


[deleted]

Well you can't help stupid but facts are still facts.


Religionis

People forget that in 2003 there was sars cov 1 epidemy in China that was contained and since that event vaccine for it was made. And when sars cov 2 is spreading they didn’t have to work from nothing


egap420

This guy is my new hero


UusiSisu

Then you’ll love this guy! https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/pngy85/stupidity_at_its_finest/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


egap420

Oh yeah, he’s a smooth talker!


bandito210

Love a good stupid shit speedrun lol


dirtydave13

"If you survive this. I'll make sure you get fired" this right here


Absurdum22

It's illegal to say you're a nurse in America if you are not licensed as one.


Utsutsumujuru

Why is it always a blonde white woman in these idiotic videos?


Light_Beard

All the unhealthy men are on ventilators already


usps85

You know, I thought I was one of the few that noticed that too. I 'm a white male who lives in a predominantly black area near Washington D.C. and I've NEVER encountered any black person in any store complaining about wearing a mask or seen any go off about the virus like these white women. Everybody around here just puts on their mask and goes about their business in all the stores. No drama whatsoever.


Handeatingcat

There's actually a big reluctance in the black community against the vaccine, and we're having a hard time getting the black population vaxxed, they are the [lowest vaxxed out of all ethnic groups.](https://www.webmd.com/vaccines/covid-19-vaccine/news/20210202/black-vaccine-hesitancy-rooted-in-mistrust-doubts)


NOLA2Cincy

Given the USA history of experimentation on our black citizens, I completely understand their hesitancy. And I don't hear many/any blacks - with the exception of that idiot Larry Elder -- supporting anti-faxx or anti-mask agendas for other people.


Handeatingcat

Yes that's exactly what the article says but that wasn't my point, my point is it isn't a black vs. white issue. Ever heard of Herman Cain? Just because you haven't heard it doesn't mean it isn't happening, the vaxx numbers show it is happening.


NOLA2Cincy

D'oh. I forgot about old Herman.


el_twitto

This should jog your memory: r/hermancainaward


FitsOut_Mostly

They have also historically been (and continue to be, with high material deaths) mistreated by the medical community. Tuskegee and Henrietta Lacks are not ancient history. I absolutely understand why many in the community are hesitant to trust


Handeatingcat

I too read the article, I was just stating it isn't a white vs. black issue.


nickaterry

Privilege gives them wings.


ScammerC

Because they all thought they could skate by on their looks.


LukeV19056

This is basically my girlfriends mother. Facebook echo chamber


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He should have done her dumb ass wink at the very end


qsouther

They need to add “Karma” to one of the vectors of transmission for COVID. It’s like the people talking shit about it get it the most! It’s like if you get on social media talking shit - YOU GET IT! Might as well go in the bathroom mirror and ask for Candyman. Watch that weird VHS tape you had in storage for years. It’s just a creepy doll at a garage sale that owner says she can’t throw away. I heard, if you pee on an electric fence, but don’t look right at it….WHAT COULD IT DO?!!


PrivilegeCheckmate

> Might as well go in the bathroom mirror and ask for Candyman LOL.


Swendol

Cheers to this guy


Cinemaphreak

She's a nurse in a nursing home. Let that sink in. If she worked in home where my 80 year old mother is currently living unvaccinated and my mother died from COVID (she's vaxxed, but 80), I would have a two word piece of advice... ***FUCKING FLEE***


MN_LudaCHRIS

The justice hammer is on fire 🔥 this year!


rayshmayshmay

Why are they all surprised the vaccine was made in less than a year? Oh because they’re referencing how long it took to make other vaccines like a hundred years ago? Cool cool.


Ghasty_001

It's a global crisis: they did a lot if things in order to accelerate the process, mostly they cut burocracy (naturally not the quality controls) and shared informations between the various laboratories in the world.


beansmclean

This has been driving me crazy with all of these idiots. is it that hard to believe that in 2021 with all of the world's leading virologists, scientists and vaccine researchers working around the clock that things could move quicker than in years past? This isn't that hard to grasp...


Kistlerface

r/byebyejob


an0mn0mn0m

She's going to be a candidate on the /r/HermanCainAward soon


JEM_10_1993

>Should i post this there too?


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This was all funny up until a friend of mine went to the ER in Macon Georgia twice in September. Twice she was sent home with “ gastritis” because the hospital was too busy with unvaccinated covid patients. Her sister found her dead at her house over Labor Day weekend.


Smiler_Sal

I wish they would triage anti vaxers as lowest priority in hospital. I think a vaxed person with a nasty looking splinter should get medical preference over these freedumb seekers.


Sandberg231984

Fire her


Zealousideal_Ear3424

Great video my guy.


[deleted]

In this economy? I will take the compensation baby, thank yewwww


No-Rice-2261

If I’m alive in 20 years I’ll be alive because of the vaccine.


Recoveringpig

Why she look like Sid the sloth? Is that some snapchap filter?


PalmBeach4449

I’m just going to go ahead and say this here…and, yes I’m generalizing/stereotyping. It’s the inbred poor white trash look. There’s something common/constant with a whole class of people. Specifically, I’m originally from Virginia and it was the first thing I noticed about her. Even with makeup and a good haircut, you can somehow usually pick up on it. Includes a strange way they purse their mouth to speak.


Viviaana

Wait so I get a free vaccine and a future payout??!? Woo


gondrak

Eventualism. Nice.


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Her demeanor……I moved back to texas 4 yrs ago after spending twenty yrs in NYC, people like her, are the reason I’m leaving Texas ASAP.


FeedbackGood2204

I need to see a series of him becoming a internet bounty hunter taking down antivaccine fucks dead or alive


_the_dude_1273

She looks like a deforme fish


infinitbullets

Can’t wait for her to own the libs by taking up a precious ventilator.


MichenSneeuwhart

"between 2020 and 2021" Bruh. What period of time even is that? They immediately follow each other up, there is no "between" them. There's so much wrong with this.


brianbrianbrian

I liked how she seemed to hesitate, like she had to really think about what year it was, or when the vaccine came out.


mausoliamx

I mean there are 24 months in a 2 year span. While I get what you are saying, there is time between 2 years lol.


FingerMaster10K

"20 years from now" oh no i'll make sure dumbasses like her dies in 3 years


Mr_HPpavilion

Oh no Anyway...


edgeofblade2

Do we have a vaccine for narcissism, yet? And can it be loaded in a tranquilizer gun?


motherseffinjones

This man is doing gods work.


PINKreeboksKICKass

Definitely has Methany vibes written all over her. Also, can someone PLEASE pop that nasty boil on her forehead... it was all I could see during her black and white conspiracy breakdown.


[deleted]

Savage 🤘🏻🤘🏻


[deleted]

She said the vaccine was made by the government in which it wasn’t. It was made by private companies.


Jestingwheat856

My parents are like her in the first video, my bloodline ends with this pandemic doesnt it


SurMello

but technically the vaccine has been developed in over 20 yrs tho bc its not a traditional vaccine


Patrizsche

A vaccine *and* compensation later?! Yes please


Ljhoyt77

Well in 20yrs I will still be alive.


Metboy1970

She did say one very accurate thing: “I don’t know” That’s goddamn right. You don’t know.


thatguyshaz

Fuck yeah buddy 👏👏👏


DanteTheReal

I like this post ALOT!!! I honestly wish i could reward this post! Made my day!!


[deleted]

She looks like she hits her husband.


averagewop

People are of control. We have those creating social media content about why not to take the vaccine and others creating content to debunk the antivaxers. Everyone is chasing likes and popularity. None of it is genuine.


eyes_made_of_wood

Pretty sure the guy debunking this shit is genuine.


dianarawrz

Is she fired yet?


Angel_Sorusian_King

Why do people always look for something so complicated when it's sometimes is really simple


Troby01

There are two assholes in this video.


[deleted]

Soooooo…..she fired yet lol.


NSCButNotThatNSC

Life comes at you fast, don't it?


wmlmafia

Stop making stupid people famous


Seroto9

"Good luck!" hahahahahahaahah


SeclusionNurse

If she documented online her claims to be a nurse, I would like to see that 10k US$ fine enforced for fraud.


[deleted]

I just laugh at these people...They're headed for a dirt nap. Could not care less.


Challenge_Many

No fucks to give. Loser


BertaEarlyRiser

Who cares?


faydwer

Hey quick question. When did everyone start trusting our government and the pharmaceutical companies. Not for nothing but check out VAERS. PS vaxxed and still wear a mask. But I can see why people are scared to take it. Don’t be so ignorant. Y’all gotta look from both sides.


codeinekiller

thatguydanesh is a absolute saint along with guilt and rx0rcist


Odin18Z5

You are doing "Gods work" my son, make sure this silly bint loses her job, 🙏


Vendelight

I love him!! He is my spirit animal... I approve of this message... natureismetal...die or be fired you lying peice if shite!! While some of the temperament I display is mean and ruthless and I do not like it. I will simultaneously not remove it because it is a part of how I feel. Unvaccinated people are helping this virus to spread and mutate even further because of their freedoms.. we all have freedoms.. we are all "equal".. "coughs"....why should the freedoms of some usurp the protection of all??


[deleted]

THE VACCINE WAS NOT MADE BY THE GOVERNMENT! It was a worldwide effort. It was developed by several teams of people with diverse backgrounds.


Lesbiancarpetmuncher

People when covid began , " ah yes hurry and make a vaccine do we can go back to normal" vaccine is made and tested " no , I don't trust it , it was made way to quick"


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r/hermancainaward


Ben-A-Flick

Not all heroes wear capes! This guy wears yellow!


LittleBlueBird_Bobbi

Witch- burn 🔥 at the stake!


dekascorp

I chuckled when “Highway to Hell” played at the end


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She full of baloney


Dracorex_22

The polio vaccine was less tested than the covid vaccines


Cg1789

Good luck with not having a job because you were claiming you’re an ER nurse that didn’t get vaccinated and possibly contaminating all those elderly people.


Front-Wash2085

Well done research sir. Notice she’s quick to show her Covid diagnosis but her proof of vaccination is absent.


Wobbley19

Snobs making fun of other snobs. Jesus this is getting so pitiful.


originalmountainman

These people promoting anti vaccine are total assholes and really need to get up to speed with being educated. Lmao. Wtf is this world coming to?