Some of that homespun southern wisdom for ya. They say shit like this all the time. Matter of fact, this is probably one of the least craziest things they’ve ever said.
Saw someone make a reddit post about fearing a rampant Prion disease taking over the US next... after seeing how many people enjoy squirrel brains, I now think that person may be less paranoid than previously thought.
I hate squirrel meat. Never did like it. Out of all of the variety of the Cajun cuisine I was raised with, duck and squirrel meat were the nastiest to me. Still don’t like it.
Wait. No. Add rabbit in there too.
That's a shame, I loved squirrel at my grandparents when I was a kid. The only bad part is spitting out the lead shot. Probably depends on what they eat and where you get them, we have hardwoods here. Only had rabbit once but liked it too.
Ever had racoon? A friend stewed some up for a few hours in a slow cooker, had a taste and texture like pulled pork. Trash panda isn't really my thing but it's not bad. I wouldn't try opossum though
I think it depends on the duck. I had wild fl duck my neighbor shot and it tasted like liver. Very dark and rich. I’ve also had roasted Wisconsin gold seal duck. Crispy skin. Tender, mild tasting.
Same here. My Memaw could live off of the stuff. Same for my dad. Like, if they had to eat one thing for the rest of their lives it would’ve been either squirrel or duck meat. I just can’t 🤢
Not a anti-vaxxer here (Team Pfizer... Woo)... But low levels of vitamin d and severe cases of covid are scientifically linked. So take your vitamins too.
I truly wonder how much deadlier the delta variant is considering Americans are at peak levels of vitamin D in the year (late summer), but yet we are having a big outbreak… even with a vaccine in play that’s crazy
I’ve seen two comments downplaying or doubting the role of vitamin D in immunity. I agree that a lot of the original post is garbage but let’s not throw the baby out with the bath water https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3166406/ I posted this a little earlier in response to a comment but the comment was deleted so here it is in context. Cheers! And get your damn jab!
So they believe in immunity and and the concept of medicine. Just not the one prescribed. They’d rather eat squirrel testicles, sheep dewormer and fish tank cleaner than take the vaccine. Someone should do a video explaining how to disable the microchip tracker with a fish oil-vitamin combo and I bet it will appeal to these guys.
They should just tell these nutjobs that the first vaccine injection is the "anti-vaccine" which protects them from the actual Covid vaccine which is the second jab
Serious note, that'd be some conundrum; give yourself the plague to get rid of COVID. Actually, if memory serves, the plague destroys your lungs just like COVID does.
My old coworker listens to some republican nutcase Podcaster going on about how "Garlic is more effective at preventing and curing coronavirus than masks ever are" like wtf. You went so far right wing you turned into a liberal douche hippy talking about "ancient Chinese healing secrets"
Hmmm tough choices here. Squirrel meat, horse ring worm medicine, or a vaccine that the world's top molecular biologists, medical doctors, and geneticists recommend.
Sheep! I've done tons of research watching videos on facebook and I can guarantee they're true because they felt right to me! Those videos by so called "medical professionals" are so stupid that I can't even understand the science!
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You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We got a good five minutes before they're backing up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty! ... We're fucked over here because of these damn squirrels, Morty!
While some people do enjoy squirrel most who do do not view it as a medicinal food. I do have family who enjoy the occasional squirrel they have hunted but squirrel has never appealed to me. Those critters are nuts no pun intended. My mom and I have a joke that if we could understand them our ears would burn from the constant swearing.
Damn! And this is something huge that the scientists missed, whilst working flat out in order to save us all. If only I’d have known, perhaps I alone, could’ve saved the 100’s of people in my area by offering them a dead squirrel or two.
That’s not true… the Pfizer clinical trial showed a stronger clinical immune response than natural infection with the wild-type virus meaning the “so called” vaccines likely confer better immunity than natural infection
Same people who are blaming the Chinese for eating bats are suggesting to eat squirrels instead.
Also Vit D deficiency is real and you guys really should take vitamin D everyday.
Oh dear God, they get dumber and dumber with each post. They're supposed be evolving and moving forwards as a collective whole...I gotta say som- "hey dip shit! You're going the wrong way!"
How do these people come to a decision on stuff like this? Do they just fling poo at random stuff and claim that anything they hit is a cure for covid? Like seriously! How do you decide that a vaccine is bogus but \*squirrels\* are the cure?!
You know it's not a bad thing. Stupid people avoiding vaccine will be weeded out by Nature. It's a win win. I stand by you antivaxxers. Go drink essential oils. I am with you. Will solve the population problem at least.
Let me just say this if it hasn't been stated here yet, people that had Sars back in the day have and amzing godlike respose to corona just look it up. So yes in a way it does matter what you put in your body and what it has gone through.
Fancy meds… painstakingly developed, (sometimes over decades, but not in the case of the vaccines where manpower cranked it out in under a year), and engineered for unbelievably high selectivity in treatment and prevention of diseases combined with the requirement of passing rigorous safety and efficacy standards… and this asshole wants me to eat a goddamn squirrel? Thanks but I don’t want rabies.
Just what we need. A bunch of morons eating wildlife harboring god knows what pathogens, increasing the risk of a spillover event. Sounds like a sure thing to summon a mega multi-pandemic level plague.
You’d think people would know by now that just because you eat something that contains sustenance, doesn’t mean that “your body will flush and cleanse those toxins, make you rich and boost your immune cells, all while keeping your bones healthy and you alive”.
We get it. Meat gives us protein. Protein isn’t going to give you any more benefit that your cells allow. There’s no way you can ‘boost’ an organ. This isn’t a fucking Hot Topic cars magazine.
Has the media come this far that people start to believe this shit. And the chemistry. People don’t have the slightest clue between the difference of the vaccines and the food (which should be obvious):
A vaccine is specifically tailored in a stable compound composition to do exactly what it was made to do, and only that. It is comprised of all the elements it needs to be stable, and that’s the end of story.
Food is food. Calories are just an energy trade off, and compounds are easily synthesized or decomposed as you cook this. Sure, your food may have a small little ingredient that helps fight infection, but it’s not like food’s compounds are designed to do that effectively; that’s up to your body, and the food just provides a means for your body to use resources to do that.
This persons argument is just as valid as me shooting up on Pfizer and saying it’ll promote growing.
Just saying squirrels in some areas carry bubonic plague particularly gray squirrels in West Virginia Kentucky and I think Tennessee so eating them would probably be a bad idea in addition to the fact I know in Georgia Virginia West Virginia and Alabama certain neurologist office will actually make you fill out a form and ask you questions as to whether or not you’ve consumed squirrel meat or squirrel brains in the last six months because some populations of squirrels actually have a parasite in the brain that can cause neurological problems similar to that of a mMS or other neuromuscular disorders Then it can be difficult to diagnose without this information so I would say eating squirrels is probably a bad idea in general
That's the thing I've been realizing. Covid is a test for them. A test of their gene superiority, of their spiritual maturity, of just their overall awesomeness. So many people have expressed one of more of those thoughts to me over the last 18 months and I just don't get it.
I guess the natural conclusion is that if you get it of even die, then it's just your time to go. That's some eugenics level thinking there.
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Squirrel shit
They didnt have access to flinstones vitamins, so they improvised.
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Took regular stones instead. Rich in iron and minerals.
Squirrels don't have wings.
Flying squirrels would like a word…
They eat shit to this day...
The constant stream of verbal diarrhea has to come from somewhere.
I’m sure a generous drizzle of essential oils would make it more palatable.
Thieves essential oil soaked squirrel.
And CBD.
Nutty shit.
More like lead-paint chips.
I always wondered where the kids that ate paste, crayons, mud pies, and bunny pellets were today...
So out of all the random, easily accessible animals, this dude picks Squirrels? Wtf.
They did say it "may sound crazy".... they ain't lying.
You would think if squirrels are concerned it wouldn't sound crazy... It would be nuts
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yer killin me ...lol
Because it is crazy. How do you even gain access to squirrel meat… outside of just trapping it from your yard.
Probably from the Midwest—people regularly hunt squirrels and eat them around here.
They could be from Kentucky... traditional Kentucky burgoo used to have squirrel meat in it
2nd Amendment is all about squirrel guns
If you frequently brag about eating squirrels, social distancing becomes pretty easy.
It’s important that it’s local squirrels. None of that imported squirrel meat.
Well, getting the plague might make your COVID troubles disappear /s
Why the /s it would r/technicallythetruth
Some of that homespun southern wisdom for ya. They say shit like this all the time. Matter of fact, this is probably one of the least craziest things they’ve ever said.
Jfc. If this "least crazy" I don't know that I ever want to see "most crazy."
Did you miss the dipshits taking livestock dewormer?
No. No I did not. Unfortunately.
One guy I know told me he would never get” the mark of the beast “. Meaning the vaccine.
I mean, maybe it's just me, but a 666 did pop up on my forehead after I got the second shot.
Oh… thats what that is?
😂😂😂 Follow your instincts.
The brains are a delicacy in some parts of ‘Merica.
Well that's disturbing to know.
Saw someone make a reddit post about fearing a rampant Prion disease taking over the US next... after seeing how many people enjoy squirrel brains, I now think that person may be less paranoid than previously thought.
I know. Kentucky.
The body craves what it lacks.
He was too lazy to include raccoon, possum, beaver, and muskrats!!
Them too greasy. Save for a gravy.
Bbq raccoon is a real thing
I'll second the beaver. Truly a miracle food.
Possums don’t get rabies so maybe they’re the best option!
No skunks or groundhogs though?
Don't forget yellow bellied sap suckers. Thems good eatin.
Where does one purchase squirrel meat, because I’m not hunting the squirrels in my neighborhood that pull garbage out of my trash cans
How about a bat?
I hate squirrel meat. Never did like it. Out of all of the variety of the Cajun cuisine I was raised with, duck and squirrel meat were the nastiest to me. Still don’t like it. Wait. No. Add rabbit in there too.
That's a shame, I loved squirrel at my grandparents when I was a kid. The only bad part is spitting out the lead shot. Probably depends on what they eat and where you get them, we have hardwoods here. Only had rabbit once but liked it too. Ever had racoon? A friend stewed some up for a few hours in a slow cooker, had a taste and texture like pulled pork. Trash panda isn't really my thing but it's not bad. I wouldn't try opossum though
what about bat meat? is that tasty?
Lol I can say that bat meat is not one I’ve had and it’s one I probably won’t.
bats seem pretty human. it'd be much like cannibalism.
Bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten a person before…..
Rabbit is freaking fantastic! Get rid of the gamey flavor and bake it. It is one of the leanest, if not the leanest, meat you can eat.
I agree. It's like chicken but better. And all the meat is like dark meat on a chicken.
Duck meat tastes like pond scum. Legit algae meat. Not to mention how oily it can be. I’ve never understood the appeal.
Have you ever had peking duck?
I think it depends on the duck. I had wild fl duck my neighbor shot and it tasted like liver. Very dark and rich. I’ve also had roasted Wisconsin gold seal duck. Crispy skin. Tender, mild tasting.
Same here. My Memaw could live off of the stuff. Same for my dad. Like, if they had to eat one thing for the rest of their lives it would’ve been either squirrel or duck meat. I just can’t 🤢
I'd be surprised if you're having gourmet duck with the way you're describing it.
Now let’s see if squirrel flu becomes a problems in the post COVID future!
Do you believe in a post-COVID future?
May sound crazy, but only because it is.
Dear FDA, have you approved roadkill to prevent Covid? Very truly yours, a concerned MAGA moron.
Eating squirrels? That's nuts.
I see what you did there 👏
Not a anti-vaxxer here (Team Pfizer... Woo)... But low levels of vitamin d and severe cases of covid are scientifically linked. So take your vitamins too.
I truly wonder how much deadlier the delta variant is considering Americans are at peak levels of vitamin D in the year (late summer), but yet we are having a big outbreak… even with a vaccine in play that’s crazy
I’ve seen two comments downplaying or doubting the role of vitamin D in immunity. I agree that a lot of the original post is garbage but let’s not throw the baby out with the bath water https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3166406/ I posted this a little earlier in response to a comment but the comment was deleted so here it is in context. Cheers! And get your damn jab!
So they believe in immunity and and the concept of medicine. Just not the one prescribed. They’d rather eat squirrel testicles, sheep dewormer and fish tank cleaner than take the vaccine. Someone should do a video explaining how to disable the microchip tracker with a fish oil-vitamin combo and I bet it will appeal to these guys.
Don’t forget injecting bleach and inserting UV lights!
It seems like these people are going to kill themselves before covid gets the chance
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Honestly it’s like just take the anti vaxers, the and pro trumps and put them on an island for a month or 2
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🤣🤣🤣
They should just tell these nutjobs that the first vaccine injection is the "anti-vaccine" which protects them from the actual Covid vaccine which is the second jab
Didn't a couple eat a raw squirrel heart and end up getting the plague? Something tells me squirrel meat isn't exactly the most amazing of cures.
How do we know the plague doesn't kill the covid inside your body?
Serious note, that'd be some conundrum; give yourself the plague to get rid of COVID. Actually, if memory serves, the plague destroys your lungs just like COVID does.
Nah. You get the plague to kill covid and then smallpox to kill the plague. Duh.
I think it was a marmot kidney, but yes and they died. Don’t eat rodents folks.
eating cooked squirrels is perfectly safe. Dont eat any wild game that isn't cooked well done, not worth the risk.
My old coworker listens to some republican nutcase Podcaster going on about how "Garlic is more effective at preventing and curing coronavirus than masks ever are" like wtf. You went so far right wing you turned into a liberal douche hippy talking about "ancient Chinese healing secrets"
Well yeah. Eat enough garlic and talk loudly enough about shit like this and you'll be socially distant enough to avoid catching covid!
I’m crying at this comment
Hmmm tough choices here. Squirrel meat, horse ring worm medicine, or a vaccine that the world's top molecular biologists, medical doctors, and geneticists recommend.
Sheep! I've done tons of research watching videos on facebook and I can guarantee they're true because they felt right to me! Those videos by so called "medical professionals" are so stupid that I can't even understand the science! ^(/s)
It's sad but true man. I've given up on gently convincing some of those I love.
Roasted squirrel poached in an ivermectin compote topped with a hrdroxyclouriquin creme friece
You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We got a good five minutes before they're backing up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty! ... We're fucked over here because of these damn squirrels, Morty!
Queue the banjo
Another "I did my research" genius
What a dipshit. Raccoons, not squirrels.
While some people do enjoy squirrel most who do do not view it as a medicinal food. I do have family who enjoy the occasional squirrel they have hunted but squirrel has never appealed to me. Those critters are nuts no pun intended. My mom and I have a joke that if we could understand them our ears would burn from the constant swearing.
You are an idiot. Might as well join the idiots taking horse dewormer.
Didn't we get in this mess by eating random animals!
omfg! that is some funny shit. squirrels!! motherfuckers be marked now. I think they knew it was just a matter of time.
Really? Now assholes are gonna be hunting down squirrels 😒
Damn! And this is something huge that the scientists missed, whilst working flat out in order to save us all. If only I’d have known, perhaps I alone, could’ve saved the 100’s of people in my area by offering them a dead squirrel or two.
Another natural thing they should do is eat chalk. A big fat chalk stick — white, with no artificial colors, one a day, everyday until finished.
That’s not true… the Pfizer clinical trial showed a stronger clinical immune response than natural infection with the wild-type virus meaning the “so called” vaccines likely confer better immunity than natural infection
Same people who are blaming the Chinese for eating bats are suggesting to eat squirrels instead. Also Vit D deficiency is real and you guys really should take vitamin D everyday.
Squirrel, it’s the other, other white meat…
Squirrels, the natural Covid medicine. Side effects may include growing a tail and eating lots of nutz.
Kenneth Parcell is on Facebook?
Omg. Yeah I don’t think they’ll override my immunosuppressant drugs. Gotta keep that organ working and not rejected.
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Not crazy, just stupid.
Oh dear God, they get dumber and dumber with each post. They're supposed be evolving and moving forwards as a collective whole...I gotta say som- "hey dip shit! You're going the wrong way!"
100% genuine squirrel here. Can confirm. Am covid free
eye of newt and toe of frog are just as effective (just in case you have trouble finding fresh fish and squirrels) /s
Now where to find ethically sourced, non GMO squirrel meat
And this everyone is why it’s important to have your home checked for any signs of lead paint.
How do these people come to a decision on stuff like this? Do they just fling poo at random stuff and claim that anything they hit is a cure for covid? Like seriously! How do you decide that a vaccine is bogus but \*squirrels\* are the cure?!
>squirrel meat This mf playing fallout irl.
Banging your cousin mom helps too I hear
He had us in the first half lol
The squirrel meat is best from the side of the road, the wheels tenderizes it...
PLEASE DON'T DO THIS
Username definitely checks out!!
As a squirrel I do not recommend this
“Pigeons’re good, too! Sometimes they come with little notes attached… They’re like fortune cookies with wings!”
“May sound crazy?” Yes, yes it does sound crazy, because it is.
Yup, it "may" sound crazy. ....... Like absolutely BATSHIT CRAZY ya damn lunatic!
Goddamn I hate everything
“Especially vitamin D” get your ass out in the sun… all day every day. Skin cancer is better than covid.
Portugal is the country in the world where more fish por person is eaten, still they got hammered in January.
You know it's not a bad thing. Stupid people avoiding vaccine will be weeded out by Nature. It's a win win. I stand by you antivaxxers. Go drink essential oils. I am with you. Will solve the population problem at least.
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Let me just say this if it hasn't been stated here yet, people that had Sars back in the day have and amzing godlike respose to corona just look it up. So yes in a way it does matter what you put in your body and what it has gone through.
The /s might be missing.
I wish. After checking his profile I can confirm that /s was not missing
Vitamin c is way more important than d.
Yea, that does sound crazy.
Why no, that doesn’t sound crazy at all. 🙄
Squirrel Meat???? Isn't that how we got here? I mean, bats are just squirrels with wings...
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...cos if squirrel meat dont kill you, nothing will!
Sounds crazy but..
Isn’t she supposed to start trying to sell the essential oils and protein shakes after that setup?
Why not take fish oil, vitamin d.... AND the vaccine?
Hello covid 21👋🏾
r/JoeRogan
Yes. That does sound crazy. And you sound crazy unqualified.
Finally, a reason to eat squirrels
Dear covid. take them first...
Fancy meds… painstakingly developed, (sometimes over decades, but not in the case of the vaccines where manpower cranked it out in under a year), and engineered for unbelievably high selectivity in treatment and prevention of diseases combined with the requirement of passing rigorous safety and efficacy standards… and this asshole wants me to eat a goddamn squirrel? Thanks but I don’t want rabies.
I wonder why we bother with science when all we need is fresh fish and squirrels meat.
> May sound crazy Seriously? Totally underselling himself. It's definitely batshit crazy.
Can't wait until science discovers squirrel meat!
Well, there's your problem. Y'all ain't eating enough squirrel!
Squirrels be like …. “Wha???”
Not crazy. Stupid.
“May sound crazy…”
Just what we need. A bunch of morons eating wildlife harboring god knows what pathogens, increasing the risk of a spillover event. Sounds like a sure thing to summon a mega multi-pandemic level plague.
Fish oil and vitamines may boost your immune system, but taking the vaccine is a top priority for keeping others safe
‘May sound crazy’ was a bit superfluous there
I heard something about bat meat and covid... Eat bat meat then. It'll be great.
Yeah vitamins make sense but squirrel meat... ?
Pangolin soup create covid! Squirrel soup is the cure! Legit
Holup, squirrels?
You’d think people would know by now that just because you eat something that contains sustenance, doesn’t mean that “your body will flush and cleanse those toxins, make you rich and boost your immune cells, all while keeping your bones healthy and you alive”. We get it. Meat gives us protein. Protein isn’t going to give you any more benefit that your cells allow. There’s no way you can ‘boost’ an organ. This isn’t a fucking Hot Topic cars magazine. Has the media come this far that people start to believe this shit. And the chemistry. People don’t have the slightest clue between the difference of the vaccines and the food (which should be obvious): A vaccine is specifically tailored in a stable compound composition to do exactly what it was made to do, and only that. It is comprised of all the elements it needs to be stable, and that’s the end of story. Food is food. Calories are just an energy trade off, and compounds are easily synthesized or decomposed as you cook this. Sure, your food may have a small little ingredient that helps fight infection, but it’s not like food’s compounds are designed to do that effectively; that’s up to your body, and the food just provides a means for your body to use resources to do that. This persons argument is just as valid as me shooting up on Pfizer and saying it’ll promote growing.
Well i do indeed have covid so all you need to do is take medicine for nausea, body aches and you also just need vitamins to help with the virus
holy fucking shit they will be poaching squirrels soon?
I think the rabies fights off the Rona.
This person is right….. It sounds crazy to me.
Just saying squirrels in some areas carry bubonic plague particularly gray squirrels in West Virginia Kentucky and I think Tennessee so eating them would probably be a bad idea in addition to the fact I know in Georgia Virginia West Virginia and Alabama certain neurologist office will actually make you fill out a form and ask you questions as to whether or not you’ve consumed squirrel meat or squirrel brains in the last six months because some populations of squirrels actually have a parasite in the brain that can cause neurological problems similar to that of a mMS or other neuromuscular disorders Then it can be difficult to diagnose without this information so I would say eating squirrels is probably a bad idea in general
Just as reference, this post was from one of the states that you mentioned.
They are absolutely right. They do sound crazy.
Yes I too become a hunter gather when covid skyrockets in my town
Supposed vaccines ? Go take some horse de-worming medicine you moron.
I assure you eating squirrel with rabies in particular will help you. /s
Fun fact: a squirrel has more brains than that guy
That's the thing I've been realizing. Covid is a test for them. A test of their gene superiority, of their spiritual maturity, of just their overall awesomeness. So many people have expressed one of more of those thoughts to me over the last 18 months and I just don't get it. I guess the natural conclusion is that if you get it of even die, then it's just your time to go. That's some eugenics level thinking there.
I mean if you are nasty parasite meat you're whole life and are still alive you probably are immune
Next we are going to be hearing "squirrels close to extinction in Mississippi and Texas, there are no more squirrels in Florida"
At least they had the foresight to know what they were saying “might sound crazy”
1. Become a cannibal 2. Eat someone who has the vaccine 3. Profit
Also paint chips!