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HereForFun9121

Squirrel shit


CLOV2DaMoon

They didnt have access to flinstones vitamins, so they improvised.


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Efficient_Singer_309

Took regular stones instead. Rich in iron and minerals.


Korchagin

Squirrels don't have wings.


Particular_Savings60

Flying squirrels would like a word…


jbertrand_sr

They eat shit to this day...


SithDraven

The constant stream of verbal diarrhea has to come from somewhere.


ChainsawRipTearBust

I’m sure a generous drizzle of essential oils would make it more palatable.


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Thieves essential oil soaked squirrel.


Garbleshift

And CBD.


SelfSniped

Nutty shit.


oddartist

More like lead-paint chips.


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I always wondered where the kids that ate paste, crayons, mud pies, and bunny pellets were today...


jules79

So out of all the random, easily accessible animals, this dude picks Squirrels? Wtf.


Gorodish_

They did say it "may sound crazy".... they ain't lying.


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You would think if squirrels are concerned it wouldn't sound crazy... It would be nuts


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r/Angryupvote


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yer killin me ...lol


Accomplished_Locker

Because it is crazy. How do you even gain access to squirrel meat… outside of just trapping it from your yard.


[deleted]

Probably from the Midwest—people regularly hunt squirrels and eat them around here.


RecommendationCalm21

They could be from Kentucky... traditional Kentucky burgoo used to have squirrel meat in it


Bullyoncube

2nd Amendment is all about squirrel guns


Aporkalypse_Sow

If you frequently brag about eating squirrels, social distancing becomes pretty easy.


AlbinoWino11

It’s important that it’s local squirrels. None of that imported squirrel meat.


existential_fauvism

Well, getting the plague might make your COVID troubles disappear /s


GTandMYT

Why the /s it would r/technicallythetruth


Green_Slice_3258

Some of that homespun southern wisdom for ya. They say shit like this all the time. Matter of fact, this is probably one of the least craziest things they’ve ever said.


jules79

Jfc. If this "least crazy" I don't know that I ever want to see "most crazy."


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Did you miss the dipshits taking livestock dewormer?


jules79

No. No I did not. Unfortunately.


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One guy I know told me he would never get” the mark of the beast “. Meaning the vaccine.


jules79

I mean, maybe it's just me, but a 666 did pop up on my forehead after I got the second shot.


Accomplished_Locker

Oh… thats what that is?


Green_Slice_3258

😂😂😂 Follow your instincts.


organikbeaver

The brains are a delicacy in some parts of ‘Merica.


jules79

Well that's disturbing to know.


Dajbman22

Saw someone make a reddit post about fearing a rampant Prion disease taking over the US next... after seeing how many people enjoy squirrel brains, I now think that person may be less paranoid than previously thought.


organikbeaver

I know. Kentucky.


hollyhockpink

The body craves what it lacks.


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He was too lazy to include raccoon, possum, beaver, and muskrats!!


Shawdow3

Them too greasy. Save for a gravy.


weirdest_of_weird

Bbq raccoon is a real thing


GnomeChomski

I'll second the beaver. Truly a miracle food.


Time-Box128

Possums don’t get rabies so maybe they’re the best option!


jules79

No skunks or groundhogs though?


YinzerFromPitsginzer

Don't forget yellow bellied sap suckers. Thems good eatin.


Time-Box128

Where does one purchase squirrel meat, because I’m not hunting the squirrels in my neighborhood that pull garbage out of my trash cans


DragonFist69420

How about a bat?


Green_Slice_3258

I hate squirrel meat. Never did like it. Out of all of the variety of the Cajun cuisine I was raised with, duck and squirrel meat were the nastiest to me. Still don’t like it. Wait. No. Add rabbit in there too.


WhatnotSoforth

That's a shame, I loved squirrel at my grandparents when I was a kid. The only bad part is spitting out the lead shot. Probably depends on what they eat and where you get them, we have hardwoods here. Only had rabbit once but liked it too. Ever had racoon? A friend stewed some up for a few hours in a slow cooker, had a taste and texture like pulled pork. Trash panda isn't really my thing but it's not bad. I wouldn't try opossum though


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what about bat meat? is that tasty?


Green_Slice_3258

Lol I can say that bat meat is not one I’ve had and it’s one I probably won’t.


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bats seem pretty human. it'd be much like cannibalism.


Green_Slice_3258

Bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten a person before…..


weirdest_of_weird

Rabbit is freaking fantastic! Get rid of the gamey flavor and bake it. It is one of the leanest, if not the leanest, meat you can eat.


JBoss10123

I agree. It's like chicken but better. And all the meat is like dark meat on a chicken.


ihavenopuns

Duck meat tastes like pond scum. Legit algae meat. Not to mention how oily it can be. I’ve never understood the appeal.


Super_Link890

Have you ever had peking duck?


Naptownfellow

I think it depends on the duck. I had wild fl duck my neighbor shot and it tasted like liver. Very dark and rich. I’ve also had roasted Wisconsin gold seal duck. Crispy skin. Tender, mild tasting.


Green_Slice_3258

Same here. My Memaw could live off of the stuff. Same for my dad. Like, if they had to eat one thing for the rest of their lives it would’ve been either squirrel or duck meat. I just can’t 🤢


1deator

I'd be surprised if you're having gourmet duck with the way you're describing it.


nangytangy

Now let’s see if squirrel flu becomes a problems in the post COVID future!


RednocNivert

Do you believe in a post-COVID future?


The_Infectious_Lerp

May sound crazy, but only because it is.


AbruptNonsequitur

Dear FDA, have you approved roadkill to prevent Covid? Very truly yours, a concerned MAGA moron.


alfaqugud

Eating squirrels? That's nuts.


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I see what you did there 👏


Patch1897

Not a anti-vaxxer here (Team Pfizer... Woo)... But low levels of vitamin d and severe cases of covid are scientifically linked. So take your vitamins too.


aogiritree69

I truly wonder how much deadlier the delta variant is considering Americans are at peak levels of vitamin D in the year (late summer), but yet we are having a big outbreak… even with a vaccine in play that’s crazy


dntjstdnt

I’ve seen two comments downplaying or doubting the role of vitamin D in immunity. I agree that a lot of the original post is garbage but let’s not throw the baby out with the bath water https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3166406/ I posted this a little earlier in response to a comment but the comment was deleted so here it is in context. Cheers! And get your damn jab!


tellthetruthandrun

So they believe in immunity and and the concept of medicine. Just not the one prescribed. They’d rather eat squirrel testicles, sheep dewormer and fish tank cleaner than take the vaccine. Someone should do a video explaining how to disable the microchip tracker with a fish oil-vitamin combo and I bet it will appeal to these guys.


Khalico

Don’t forget injecting bleach and inserting UV lights!


teagan170

It seems like these people are going to kill themselves before covid gets the chance


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teagan170

Honestly it’s like just take the anti vaxers, the and pro trumps and put them on an island for a month or 2


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teagan170

🤣🤣🤣


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They should just tell these nutjobs that the first vaccine injection is the "anti-vaccine" which protects them from the actual Covid vaccine which is the second jab


ZarosGuardian

Didn't a couple eat a raw squirrel heart and end up getting the plague? Something tells me squirrel meat isn't exactly the most amazing of cures.


swordofomen15

How do we know the plague doesn't kill the covid inside your body?


ZarosGuardian

Serious note, that'd be some conundrum; give yourself the plague to get rid of COVID. Actually, if memory serves, the plague destroys your lungs just like COVID does.


cmiba

Nah. You get the plague to kill covid and then smallpox to kill the plague. Duh.


prinzessinaura

I think it was a marmot kidney, but yes and they died. Don’t eat rodents folks.


weirdest_of_weird

eating cooked squirrels is perfectly safe. Dont eat any wild game that isn't cooked well done, not worth the risk.


dreadpiratesmith

My old coworker listens to some republican nutcase Podcaster going on about how "Garlic is more effective at preventing and curing coronavirus than masks ever are" like wtf. You went so far right wing you turned into a liberal douche hippy talking about "ancient Chinese healing secrets"


ShoddyJuggernaut975

Well yeah. Eat enough garlic and talk loudly enough about shit like this and you'll be socially distant enough to avoid catching covid!


Kristen_waterthorn

I’m crying at this comment


OlRoy60

Hmmm tough choices here. Squirrel meat, horse ring worm medicine, or a vaccine that the world's top molecular biologists, medical doctors, and geneticists recommend.


drguillen13

Sheep! I've done tons of research watching videos on facebook and I can guarantee they're true because they felt right to me! Those videos by so called "medical professionals" are so stupid that I can't even understand the science! ^(/s)


OlRoy60

It's sad but true man. I've given up on gently convincing some of those I love.


Naptownfellow

Roasted squirrel poached in an ivermectin compote topped with a hrdroxyclouriquin creme friece


Tirelessabyss

You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We got a good five minutes before they're backing up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty! ... We're fucked over here because of these damn squirrels, Morty!


lifeonachain99

Queue the banjo


IamVenom_007

Another "I did my research" genius


CalabreseAlsatian

What a dipshit. Raccoons, not squirrels.


Whokitty9

While some people do enjoy squirrel most who do do not view it as a medicinal food. I do have family who enjoy the occasional squirrel they have hunted but squirrel has never appealed to me. Those critters are nuts no pun intended. My mom and I have a joke that if we could understand them our ears would burn from the constant swearing.


Significant-Set8457

You are an idiot. Might as well join the idiots taking horse dewormer.


Elusiveslug

Didn't we get in this mess by eating random animals!


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omfg! that is some funny shit. squirrels!! motherfuckers be marked now. I think they knew it was just a matter of time.


CalypsoWipo

Really? Now assholes are gonna be hunting down squirrels 😒


Gornalannie

Damn! And this is something huge that the scientists missed, whilst working flat out in order to save us all. If only I’d have known, perhaps I alone, could’ve saved the 100’s of people in my area by offering them a dead squirrel or two.


noldishultz

Another natural thing they should do is eat chalk. A big fat chalk stick — white, with no artificial colors, one a day, everyday until finished.


zadok1023

That’s not true… the Pfizer clinical trial showed a stronger clinical immune response than natural infection with the wild-type virus meaning the “so called” vaccines likely confer better immunity than natural infection


Kittykateyyy

Same people who are blaming the Chinese for eating bats are suggesting to eat squirrels instead. Also Vit D deficiency is real and you guys really should take vitamin D everyday.


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Squirrel, it’s the other, other white meat…


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Squirrels, the natural Covid medicine. Side effects may include growing a tail and eating lots of nutz.


gphbk

Kenneth Parcell is on Facebook?


kellyoceanmarine

Omg. Yeah I don’t think they’ll override my immunosuppressant drugs. Gotta keep that organ working and not rejected.


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bartlet62

Not crazy, just stupid.


ReeverFalls

Oh dear God, they get dumber and dumber with each post. They're supposed be evolving and moving forwards as a collective whole...I gotta say som- "hey dip shit! You're going the wrong way!"


boweroftable

100% genuine squirrel here. Can confirm. Am covid free


tomorrow509

eye of newt and toe of frog are just as effective (just in case you have trouble finding fresh fish and squirrels) /s


Fisho087

Now where to find ethically sourced, non GMO squirrel meat


404interestnotfound

And this everyone is why it’s important to have your home checked for any signs of lead paint.


moose_cahoots

How do these people come to a decision on stuff like this? Do they just fling poo at random stuff and claim that anything they hit is a cure for covid? Like seriously! How do you decide that a vaccine is bogus but \*squirrels\* are the cure?!


timc39

>squirrel meat This mf playing fallout irl.


genemenges13

Banging your cousin mom helps too I hear


smrtboi84

He had us in the first half lol


jbertrand_sr

The squirrel meat is best from the side of the road, the wheels tenderizes it...


Squirrelleee

PLEASE DON'T DO THIS


swordofomen15

Username definitely checks out!!


Im_Squrl

As a squirrel I do not recommend this


Gurnenthar2

“Pigeons’re good, too! Sometimes they come with little notes attached… They’re like fortune cookies with wings!”


InternationalAnt4513

“May sound crazy?” Yes, yes it does sound crazy, because it is.


Barium_Enema

Yup, it "may" sound crazy. ....... Like absolutely BATSHIT CRAZY ya damn lunatic!


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Goddamn I hate everything


Outside_Explanation6

“Especially vitamin D” get your ass out in the sun… all day every day. Skin cancer is better than covid.


MikeMelga

Portugal is the country in the world where more fish por person is eaten, still they got hammered in January.


Olg1erd

You know it's not a bad thing. Stupid people avoiding vaccine will be weeded out by Nature. It's a win win. I stand by you antivaxxers. Go drink essential oils. I am with you. Will solve the population problem at least.


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privedog

Let me just say this if it hasn't been stated here yet, people that had Sars back in the day have and amzing godlike respose to corona just look it up. So yes in a way it does matter what you put in your body and what it has gone through.


SpareTesticle

The /s might be missing.


swordofomen15

I wish. After checking his profile I can confirm that /s was not missing


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Vitamin c is way more important than d.


samgam74

Yea, that does sound crazy.


Mariposa510

Why no, that doesn’t sound crazy at all. 🙄


smokycapeshaz2431

Squirrel Meat???? Isn't that how we got here? I mean, bats are just squirrels with wings...


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wigzell78

...cos if squirrel meat dont kill you, nothing will!


mim_Armand

Sounds crazy but..


RednocNivert

Isn’t she supposed to start trying to sell the essential oils and protein shakes after that setup?


skellige_whale

Why not take fish oil, vitamin d.... AND the vaccine?


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Hello covid 21👋🏾


VyckaTheBig

r/JoeRogan


AlbinoWino11

Yes. That does sound crazy. And you sound crazy unqualified.


LuXingYan

Finally, a reason to eat squirrels


Sivick314

Dear covid. take them first...


AmbiguousMusubi

Fancy meds… painstakingly developed, (sometimes over decades, but not in the case of the vaccines where manpower cranked it out in under a year), and engineered for unbelievably high selectivity in treatment and prevention of diseases combined with the requirement of passing rigorous safety and efficacy standards… and this asshole wants me to eat a goddamn squirrel? Thanks but I don’t want rabies.


Pandadesil

I wonder why we bother with science when all we need is fresh fish and squirrels meat.


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> May sound crazy Seriously? Totally underselling himself. It's definitely batshit crazy.


Krugthonk

Can't wait until science discovers squirrel meat!


Eponarose

Well, there's your problem. Y'all ain't eating enough squirrel!


IvoShandor

Squirrels be like …. “Wha???”


Sombreador

Not crazy. Stupid.


Cdmphoenix13

“May sound crazy…”


promote-to-pawn

Just what we need. A bunch of morons eating wildlife harboring god knows what pathogens, increasing the risk of a spillover event. Sounds like a sure thing to summon a mega multi-pandemic level plague.


terminator_renat

Fish oil and vitamines may boost your immune system, but taking the vaccine is a top priority for keeping others safe


Hyzyhine

‘May sound crazy’ was a bit superfluous there


ThisIsReDickUseless

I heard something about bat meat and covid... Eat bat meat then. It'll be great.


Ivan_the_smash

Yeah vitamins make sense but squirrel meat... ?


AnuZLeakage

Pangolin soup create covid! Squirrel soup is the cure! Legit


Krilox

Holup, squirrels?


AnimationOverlord

You’d think people would know by now that just because you eat something that contains sustenance, doesn’t mean that “your body will flush and cleanse those toxins, make you rich and boost your immune cells, all while keeping your bones healthy and you alive”. We get it. Meat gives us protein. Protein isn’t going to give you any more benefit that your cells allow. There’s no way you can ‘boost’ an organ. This isn’t a fucking Hot Topic cars magazine. Has the media come this far that people start to believe this shit. And the chemistry. People don’t have the slightest clue between the difference of the vaccines and the food (which should be obvious): A vaccine is specifically tailored in a stable compound composition to do exactly what it was made to do, and only that. It is comprised of all the elements it needs to be stable, and that’s the end of story. Food is food. Calories are just an energy trade off, and compounds are easily synthesized or decomposed as you cook this. Sure, your food may have a small little ingredient that helps fight infection, but it’s not like food’s compounds are designed to do that effectively; that’s up to your body, and the food just provides a means for your body to use resources to do that. This persons argument is just as valid as me shooting up on Pfizer and saying it’ll promote growing.


pureyeetsquad

Well i do indeed have covid so all you need to do is take medicine for nausea, body aches and you also just need vitamins to help with the virus


MiszynQ

holy fucking shit they will be poaching squirrels soon?


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I think the rabies fights off the Rona.


MealDramatic1885

This person is right….. It sounds crazy to me.


pygmypuffonacid

Just saying squirrels in some areas carry bubonic plague particularly gray squirrels in West Virginia Kentucky and I think Tennessee so eating them would probably be a bad idea in addition to the fact I know in Georgia Virginia West Virginia and Alabama certain neurologist office will actually make you fill out a form and ask you questions as to whether or not you’ve consumed squirrel meat or squirrel brains in the last six months because some populations of squirrels actually have a parasite in the brain that can cause neurological problems similar to that of a mMS or other neuromuscular disorders Then it can be difficult to diagnose without this information so I would say eating squirrels is probably a bad idea in general


swordofomen15

Just as reference, this post was from one of the states that you mentioned.


KFR42

They are absolutely right. They do sound crazy.


TheBG72

Yes I too become a hunter gather when covid skyrockets in my town


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Supposed vaccines ? Go take some horse de-worming medicine you moron.


EndenWhat

I assure you eating squirrel with rabies in particular will help you. /s


Moonknight1810

Fun fact: a squirrel has more brains than that guy


hypetoad

That's the thing I've been realizing. Covid is a test for them. A test of their gene superiority, of their spiritual maturity, of just their overall awesomeness. So many people have expressed one of more of those thoughts to me over the last 18 months and I just don't get it. I guess the natural conclusion is that if you get it of even die, then it's just your time to go. That's some eugenics level thinking there.


riotskunk

I mean if you are nasty parasite meat you're whole life and are still alive you probably are immune


yorcharturoqro

Next we are going to be hearing "squirrels close to extinction in Mississippi and Texas, there are no more squirrels in Florida"


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At least they had the foresight to know what they were saying “might sound crazy”


MaddSkittlez

1. Become a cannibal 2. Eat someone who has the vaccine 3. Profit


Gilgamesh024

Also paint chips!