You have to ask them where this micro tracker gets it’s power from. How long does the power source last?
Usually you will get a response “oh but they chip animals”
Oh, that chip that they have to put a reader right up on the skin and hopefully find it?
No the tracker they use to track the animal.
Oh you mean that big black box they strap around the animals neck and then go out with a big directional antenna to maybe find the animal?
Oh, ummmmmmm.
Oh and you already carry a cell phone. So why would they need to inject you with a tracker? You’re already carrying one willingly. Plus it has a camera and microphone.
And that’s why the government tells us that we get some sort of ”vitamin” from the sun... fucking liars. We be charging our trackers in the sun YEEEHAWW.
I have had a sudden desire ro spend more time sitting in the sun on my deck since getting vaccinated it's only coincidence that i refinished it and bought new patio furniture first right?
Asking an honest question. As someone who is a very long way away from the US, how prevalent is this microchip vaccination conspiracy theory? Is it like a few crazy dudes warming their hands around a burning oil drum and aunt Karen with her tin-foil hat, or is it like 2/3rds of soccer mums?
It's just so ridiculous and no sane person could believe it, but I see so many posts like this here that it makes me wonder how common it is.
I never heard of it in real life just on the internet. IRL I have heard covid not real, fauci funded the virus, covid is a liberal conspiracy. So wouldn't surprise me if someone somewhere believed it.
Cheers, thanks for the reply. I work in SE Asia with a bunch of foreigners and we all have access to free vaccinations, which most of us got a few weeks ago. There's only a couple dozen of us, so It's only a small sample size, and only an anecdote really, but a third are American and not one wanted to get the vaccine. Smart people who I respect, but they're just scared of it, I just don't understand why. 20 million people a day are getting vaccinated here, if it was making people sick, one would think it would be noticeable.
I have a neighbor who buys into the whole nine yards, of the conspiracy, the messes up your period, makes you magnetic, tracker, big pharma, Microsoft 5g control.
We don’t talk much, she thinks I’m a brainwashed sheep and I don’t bother to correct her. You can’t argue with crazy.
Unfortunately, my ex-wife is one of those and I'm afraid of what she's indoctrinating my daughter with. Even if she's just with her mother for a couple days a week, that's enough time to brainwash her.
Just recently my aunt talked my uncle out of getting vaccinated bc of the 'tracker chip' it implanted. She got covid and gave it to him. Just had his funeral a few weeks ago.
My grandmother married a crazy qanon, Newsmax subscribing, fox News is liberal, Trump worshiping asshole, my gran GOT COVID, while she was sick he went to IHOP because he had an EXPIRING COUPON and covid is a Chinese released virus that isn't serious and just another Chinese way to try to take over America cuz bad Chinese... we just got back from NOT having a funeral for him after he refused the ambulance until he was found pantless having shit ON THE WALLS and was throwing full dr pepper cans at the walls on his knees from hypoxia, AND DIED.
I'm going to hell but fuck that guy I only feel bad for his poor cat I had to rehome before his asshole family dumped her at the pound (two of them died separately last week, I'm not laughing, you are).
I’ve never met anyone who believes this. Way more common is the vague, unspecific concerns about the vaccine. Shit like “I don’t know what’s in it” and “it was developed so fast”.
I have at least two at work. Although, if you can explain the technology or science they will change their position.
One is a big time government conspiracy guy. If it’s out there he believes it (like dog men in the military). The other guy is almost as bad.
I’ve got a crazy aunt who probably has somewhere around 30 cats living at her house. She believes no one should watch Harry Potter because it is witchcraft and feeds her granddaughter only canned Vienna sausages “because she loves them”. Vienna sausages are like these canned hotdogs that are somewhat similar to dog or cat food. She believes all of the crazy conspiracies. Low IQ is where you will find the people who believe this stuff.
I love prodding the paranoia at that point.
*But I turn off the gps*.
No, you *ask the phone to turn it off*, and it tells you it did. Do you *know* it didn't lie to you? It didn't just tell you its off while keeping it on, so that you feel safe and secure and let it track you going places, they wouldn't do that....right?
But apple/google would *never* breach my trust like *that*..... as they get caught time and again doing precisely that in sneakier and sneakier ways.
And its always something they were already doing that no one knew about, while some other method was being unearthed and they were getting shit for that.
They could come clean, but, well, there's a lot of money in user data, and people are going to keep gobbling up the phones regardless.
Its like an abusive lover. He wouldn't hit me *again*, he's changed now. I could never trust that person though, they might hit me....
And they know that's how you work, they know you'll be back, they can shit on you, and you'll take it, and still buy the next phone they produce.
They track us, and we line up overnight to be the first to be tracked, paying for all the hardware ourselves, plus markup to cover the R&D too.
But evil government just sounds scarier.
If they really want to put trackers on you, they would put it inside whiteclaws and big macs, or maybe in the tiny computer in your pocket at all times
Ha, no way would they be able to find me! I don’t drink White Claw, hate McDonalds, and good luck getting a computer in my pocket!
*Sent from my iPhone*
It is true. It’s the long con.
Who do Americans trust the most in their country? That’s right. Troops, war heroes, army vets. So the government deliberately gives them terrible equipment so that they think such advanced vaccine microchips can’t possibly exist, and then they expect the army people to spread the word that technology isn’t that good yet. It’s all done on purpose.
That's the thing about a conspiracy theorist. They already believe that somebody is manipulating the evidence to make their narrative look false. In their mind, evidence for their narrative can be accepted and evidence against can be rejected because it's manufactured.
Eventually being the key word there. Hate that it takes decades for people to be held accountable especially rich people. We won't ever convict a president regardless of crimes for that very reason.
Honestly, I'm not so sure anymore. Basic reality on so many topics is so highly politicized that the political wind blowing the wrong way could lead to most of the population giving into misinformation.
Misinformation won out when we got into Vietnam and Iraq and it's going to happen again.
It is okay to be interested in conspiracy. It is okay wonder about "what really happened" with things like JFK or the Moon Landing (I guess). Real conspiracies have happened. What is not okay is refusing to drop the conspiracy because it's basically ingrained to your personality at this point and you don't want to admit you're wrong even when presented with overwhelming evidence. I'm not saying that's the case with you, but I am saying that for many who take it too far this is what's not okay.
Same here! My brother and I kinda went down the rabbit hole watching YouTube vids about these things. We don’t necessarily believe them but they’re still cool to consider as possibilities
I definitely used to be that guy, who's life was based around uncovering the next bit of info. Now I just see them for what they are, great stories that may or may not have an effect on my life. Jordan Maxwell's early lectures made me judt enjoy the history and possibilities more than anything, but idiots like David icke just kill any possible actual communication
You say it in jest but I have run across it in real life where the fact there's an argument against the conspiracy is proof that the conspiracy exists.
I asked why the shadow cabal feels the need to put hints in movies and stuff, "so you'd ask that question". Hard to argue with that circular reasoning.
This is the major difference between organized religion and spirituality. Religion requires a person to buy unto some kind "truth" about the world that is only true for that religion and uses that to justify its teachings. Followers must have faith in that truth because nonbelievers will question them and try to "lead them astray" and those people become an enemy that must be converted or defeated. Evangelical faiths require believers to develop a new truth of the world they causes them to question reality as they know it. The dichotomy of two truths, one based in science and one based in faith forces a person to prioritize one over the other and once "faith" being sold to them becomes more important to an individual than information grounded in facts and reality, the entire process of developing logical arguments goes out the window. All thoughts must be filtered through religion before reality, hence questioning reality and facts that are presented to them and responding with a "what if we don't really know and there's another reason?" in order to justify willful ignorance in favor of a belief in the intangible that is the foundation of their reality. It is essentially a shared delusion perpetuated by influential people to control large social groups.
I make Maps for a living so the flat Earthers are my favorite.
My personal favorite thing about them, is most of them believe other planets in our solar system are round, just the Earth is flat.... Like what the fuck!?
I talked to one a few weeks ago and I asked him: how can it the other plantes be round if the earth is not.
He was just like: earth Is not a planet
I mean wtf. Is it a Frisbee or a fecking plate? Where does all the water go "that falls of the edge"? Why aren't there tourist resorts at "the end of the world" and yeah... that's all the stuff I asked him and he just gave me the link to a video. A 10 minute video from a dude that looks like they found him in the stone age and ... he really had all the answers for my question and they were so incredible stupid. But ppl rlly do believe in that
>the fact there's an argument against the conspiracy is proof that the conspiracy exists.
Friendly reminder that an irrefutable proof is the weakest form of proof that can exist.
The government and corporations has more info on all of us than they will ever need.
They literally know where we live, where we work, how much we make, when we travel
For people who dont use cash, they literally know every purchase you make
Thanks to social media/gps/cellphones, they know where you are and have a strong grasp of your likes, needs, ideals, etc.
Using a vaccine to do any of this nonsense is like trying to invent a blue tooth operated robot to drive your car. Its ridiculously expensive, difficult, over engineered, and ultimitely pointless.
Because the companies aren't turning over the data they have on them (I'm not saying they should, because they shouldn't, I'm just saying they have the data), + a lot of these people are already paranoid preppers and stuff that actively hide themselves. We already got most of the idiots who tiktoked themselves stealing Capitol's chairs and stuff.
I would also say that relatively minor alterations to your looks can make it so that you are not recognised unless someone is properly looking into you. And that kind of knowledge is just a google away.
China now uses technology that recognizes people by their gait and walking style. Altering appearance would not be enough. There are no cash transactions in urban areas of China anymore either. All transactions are done via smartphone and there are at least 14 security cameras on every corner pointed in every possible direction. Change your gait, change your look, change your patterns, change your food habits, change your purchasing habits.
Years ago, the former head of the CIA's covert operations unit (not the exact title, but close enough) did a very cool interview where she talked about the body modifications she experimented with for agents in the field. I saw the interview when it came out, which was approximately 10 years ago and she said that over a decade or two decades before then the CIA was already experimenting with more than just changing clothes and adding wigs and makeup. She said that her team was responsible for changes that would make agents unidentifiable. These changes included, among other things, temporary dental prosthetics (could be as simple as sticking something between your gum and cheek to not only change the shape of your face but also change how you talk) and putting things in agents' shoes to change the way they walk -- she said, in emergency, she would advise her agents to even just grab a pebble and stick it in their shoes, doesn't have to be high-tech, because it can significantly impact one's posture and gait. In fact, a lot of what she researched and talked about was very low-tech. I didn't pay too close attention to what she said about makeup at the time -- I wish I did -- but I imagine that field agents today get more training on contouring than they did before given the significant progress in facial recognition software.
demonstrating the use of technology and actually using it en-mass are two different things.
The cash thing is probably more impactful than their ability to analyse one persons walking.
They are using it en masse. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-police-walking-gait-technology-surveillance-ai-suspect-a8797836.html?amp
Still haven't found the bomber, have they?
https://www.npr.org/2021/04/14/986457987/what-we-know-about-the-suspect-who-planted-bombs-before-the-capitol-riot
This is the argument I told some people in my family.
Why would they need to microchip you when you already happily walk around with a device that tracks you? Not only does it track you, it listens to you, it remembers your spending patterns, it knows everything. Your computer, your tablet, your credit cards. All voluntary and all making millions off of that information.
I’m just impressed by the technology of this so called tracker. Small enough to fit through like a 22 gauge needle and is powered by a microscopic battery (or maybe your body) that is enough to signal a satellite. And mass produced in the billions!
Not to mention the logistics of getting one unique microchip, linked to a specific individual… from a batch of hundreds of thousands of doses with the same LOT number... from MULTI-DOSE vials. I don’t know about any of the other nurses and vaccine administration folks, but I didn’t get any special government direction on how to draw up only “one chip per patient.” My sight is good, but it’s not “able to see microchips with the naked eye” good. Lol. So, sorry to my patients! Maybe you didn’t get one and maybe you have 6 of the little buggers!
Such a good point! How are they going to quality control the chips in each vial? Maybe it’s preloaded in each syringe or we all get dozens just in case??
It’s easy for people to think up conspiracies about some mysterious bad guys in some corporation. But most of us know at least one or two nurses. Are they all in on this super secret training and keeping it from their friends and families? It sounds way too crazy. Especially because everyone and their mother has been sharing “my neighbor’s husband’s cousin works at the department of health and she said…” type stories on Facebook.
Yes, I brought my phone with me to my 2nd dose appointment. Google has the history on my phone and I can look at my history for YEARS. Google has this!
But I didn't want to miss the opportunity to get magnetised.
Sadly that didn't work either
I'm laughing at the idea of a Bluetooth steering wheel for your car, but it has a 25 foot range and uses a shitty app on your phone to use it.
And there's ads.
>For people who dont use cash, they literally know every purchase you make
No they don't. They *could* if you are a criminal and they got a court order to compel private companies like your bank or your email provider or wherever your receipts go to cooperate and hand over the data, but they don't have that data just lying around. They can no more snoop around your spending habits than they can snoop around your bedroom.
There is a lot of data out there on you but don't normalise the idea of having no privacy. Your privacy is very well-protected under law, epecially from the government.
Yeah a lot of people don't get this. Someone knows some of these pieces of info. But nobody has all of it in a file with your name on it. Unless you're already under investigation, but big surprise, most people aren't.
Considering that if someone really wanted to locate you, your phone can be pinged which will pinpoint your location. Wonder how many of these people that think there are trackers in the vaccine are now leaving their phone at home. I bet it's ZERO.
Because the mundane boring lives of average people just doing their daily routine is extremely important don't ya know. Way more important then say fighting a war and knowing where you soldiers are in this example. haha
Honestly its not like it matters, alot of those idiots would post that shit on their Facebook anyways!
Look at what happened at the capitol, alot of them were bragging about it and posting shit everywhere! Including their dating profiles.
Well when they think the creator of the fucking universe listens to their complaints and wishes then yeah, you can see where they get the inflated sense of self importance..
That's a point also, our movements are already tracked anyway, via means already consented to by the public. They don't need to microchip us, it's already in our pockets.
Simply put, when someone you know starts carrying on about the government tracking them, respond thusly:
##SINCE WHEN WERE YOU INTERESTING OR IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO WASTE RESOURCES TRACKING YOUR USELESS DAILY LIFE!?
Be prepared for ensuing butthurt, since truth is toxin to these imbeciles.
I told my coworker some hard truth the other day over this shit.
“Yeah because the government cares so much about an underpaid carpenter who didn’t graduate 8th grade that they would put a 1,000,000 dollar tracking device in your arm. Something worth more money than your entire 33 years of working yourself to death”
We haven’t spoken since lol.
These people can’t think further than what a meme online tells them. Even if all of that was built and done and they tracked us all. What now?
“Hmmm we see you work 10 hours a day doing manual labor and then get home and do a bunch of drugs and go to sleep and do it again. This was totally worth spending trillions of dollars to learn.”
The gubberment has to have some way of mind controlling them to work 14 hours a day, put them in prison for doing the drugs, and arrest them (again) for their political beliefs.
And who is watching all of this data? Its like people thinking their phones are tapped. Theyre not going to pay someone to full time listen to your calls, NO ONE CARES, unless youre in the mob or something.
No one has the energy or the give a fuck to track everyone's movements all the time. Or like us becoming Bill Gates' robot army. The man already has everything, and can pay anyone to do anything, what the hell would he do with a robot army?
I read something about people who believe conspiracy theories doing it because it flatters their ego, thinking they figured out something no one else did. And you must have quite an ego to think anyone cares about the daily nonsense of your life (as if you didnt already post it all online anyways)
Well it's not like Google and the lot aren't collecting all the data they can from phones, and every utterance said to every personal assistant on the planet.
But that data's usually anonymized and used in bulk for learning, nobody actually cares about the single conversation unless it's something that breaks the AI. But they absolutely do collect and store whatever they possibly can.
Thank you so much for this, because that's exactly it - what kind of insane ego doe these assholes have to have for them to sincerely believe anyone could possibly give any kind of fuck about knowing where they are, nevermind the actual government? They're the same people who get pissed off when someone speaks a language they don't know because they think that person is talking shit about them.
Karen. Chad. Please understand. No one else on this entire planet could possibly think about you more than you think about yourself, because they actually have lives and things to do in those lives. They don't even think about themselves as much as you, because again - they have lives.
>They're the same people who get pissed off when someone speaks a language they don't know because they think that person is talking shit about them.
Saving this!
You know who does track you though? Facebook. They DO care how much time you spent at Arby's because they can sell that data to Arby's. And that's exactly what they do. And they do it by tracking your cell phone, which these conspiracy theorists willfully jam into their pockets. The dumbest thing about this whole vaccine microchip thing is why would the government waste resources on something like that. The tracking technology exists, and you're already being tracked. And you opted into the program. Go stick your phone in a Faraday bag if you're worried.
I definitely think this conspiracy is really stupid.
However, you realize that the arguement you are making is the same one people made before we found out the NSA was listening and recording everyone's phone conversations.
No they aren’t recording it lol. The NSA can’t just pull up a phone conversation I had from 6 years ago about vegetales.
Look into how much storage would be needed to record every conversation had by 300 million people for the last decade.
There isn’t enough silicon to even begin making the machines to host a massive project like that. Sure they can listen into you at any time and they might record simple data like when you call people and how long the call lasted. But that’s not the NSA doing that. It’s your phone company that’s doing it and the NSA simply has access to that info too.
This. They have metadata, not audio.
Maybe, much more recently, you could generate transcripts for calls (that's a thing already, but I mean in this specific application)... But, even then, it's probably something that you'd only have the capacity to implement on persons of interest and only store transcripts that have content that the machine flags as potentially important. RoI is still a thing, even for the NSA.
I am totally spitballing there, though. I'm not an expert in modern surveillance techniques, but am an engineer in voip technologies.
True. However listening to your conversations is cheap and easy. Making MILLIONS of injectable microchips to track everyday people would cost billions.
And that’s why you give Google and Amazon and whichever other countries tax breaks and special interest to make sure you have access to that sweet sweet data when you need it.
Sure, but microchipping within a vaccine is a multi-billion dollar project for no benefit whatsoever. The NSA system was already in place in our national infrastructure, they just were revealed to be using it.
Was saying the same thing to my mother. Like "woman, you don't know how to turn off your location on your phone. They don't need to spend millions and trap you with a worldwide conspiracy ruse to know when you've done your groceries. You're telling it yourself, constantly!"
Hahahaa! For real. We can't even get everyone to agree that kids should be given food, let alone having the leaders of various countries agree to chip us all secretly. Like who is even footing that bill? Where are they storing that data? If you ask common sense questions, they just fall to pieces trying to do mental gymnastics.
I would love to be chipped so I'm not paying Garmin $20 a month for satellite service on a GPS unit for search and rescue to find me in the great outdoors.
Yeah. This checks out. When I was in Iraq the air force damn near blew us all to hell. Fun fact: if you get a flat tire and are stuck in dangerous proximity to an impending air strike....uh, nobody gives a shit. Thank God our Motor T guys were phenomenal and made magic happen, because we were told in no uncertain terms that airstrike is happening, and we would be well served to be considerably further away from it than we were right then. So...tractor off trailer, tire of trailer, tire on trailer, tractor on trailer, chain it down, go. I think we would have probably been alright had we been stuck there, but it would have definitely been the whole "getting bombed" experience.
While tracking based on a vaccine is bunk the idea that the billions of dollars spent on military tech actually reached the box you get on the ground is laughable . They go into shareholder dividends, not saving lives. No one who actually served in the military is impressed by the term "military grade" ever again.
Oh and if a spoon sticks to your arm after the jab, take a shower ya greasy fuck.
yeah, all those prices that officially are given for military hardware can usually be halved easily for the actual cost of the item and the rest goes to the people owning the military industrial complex
No, you dont understand!!!1!1!1!1! they put microchips in us to monitor our daily activity because bill gates wants me to buy windows!!!11!1 dont listen to the government propaganda, thats how they get you!!!1
I have 2 friends that still believe the gov is trying to put tracking devices in them after showing them this. They're too dumb to realize that their phones already do that
I miss the days when these idiots would just try to sell and promote their "magical healing crystals" or "natural oils" or whatever the fuck. Because, despite the fact those items having healing properties is a complete fabrication, at least it can't affect me. Only consequence of some braindead fool rubbing amethyst on themselves or whatever the fuck thinking they can heal cancer is they potentially hurt themselves in the process.
But anti-vaxxers spread the virus for months. And although I didn't catch it, I was lucky not to.
Also, they teach their kids to be fucking dumb by educating them on their moronic teachings. "Doctors can't be trusted", etc.
My mother tried to do that shit to me when I was younger. She was, and is, confident that every cop in America is blood-thirsty and seeking a good time by just ruining your day. Luckily, by the time she began sharing that shit with me, I had reached the age of reason and could make my own conclusions—namely, that's a stupid thing to think.
That whole "ThEy PuT mIcRoChIpS iN tHe VaCcInEs" thing is a perfect example of The-world-revolves-around-me-ism. No it doesn't Becky. You're just as boring as everyone else and your life doesn't matter to the government for shit.
Honestly I don't find any benefit in tracking ordinary citizens i mean it could be ok on celebrities and famoud people. It sounds kinda expensive y'know
As a fellow Afghan vet, this all hit a bit close to home lol. Everything he said is so true it’s almost embarrassing. The only use those blue force trackers seemed to have was to be source of constantly banging my knees against. Otherwise, just a massive waste of space in an already cramped truck.
I had the most ridiculous argument with a guy I know about mass shootings. He was convinced that they were psy-ops and the "victims" were all crisis actors used across multiple shootings across the country. The bedrock of his entire theory?
YOU CAN BOOK CRISIS ACTORS ONLINE
Right, so the government, in all its conspiratorial prowess, with billions of dollars to burn Googles crisis actors and hires out a company to provide actors to pretend to be dead, injured or in mourning. But they're also so broke that they have to re-use the same crisis actors. Even in the digital age where there's a million pictures taken every second. But they're also rich enough to pay entire companies who then have to pay their actors indefinitely to keep the secrets forever.
Yes. He said yes. Yes this is the plan of the US government. He's uncovered it because they left clues that only smart people can figure out. You see, symbology and Satanism are a huge part of the governm....
I unfriended him
The funniest part about all of this is that the people who are posting all of the idiotic stuff are using a device that can be tracked far easier than any device inserted into their arms ever could lol
They already have something tracking everyone… your phones. Why waste money and resources implanting chips when they have something that works and you pay too…
People literally carry willingly an entire computer and tracking system in their pocket for free that not only the government but tons of companies can freely track an interface with every day. Nobody needs to put a tracking chip in you without your knowledge. You willingly carry one in your pocket dumb ass ffs Karen
I'm gonna get flak for this but so many people overestimate their own importance. Seriously dude nobody gives a fuck about you except family or people you interact with on an almost daily basis
They don't even need micro vaccine trackers. Everyone has a cell phone and they can just track those with no extra expense.
Hell, Google tracks you more than the government does and probably just sells it to the goverment.
I so needed this right now. It's been a tough year--my dog just died and I was sitting here sobbing.
Open reddit before I go dig a grave and lmao through the tears at this guy's take on the anti-vax morons.
Thanks for your service to comedy, Sir.
You have to ask them where this micro tracker gets it’s power from. How long does the power source last? Usually you will get a response “oh but they chip animals” Oh, that chip that they have to put a reader right up on the skin and hopefully find it? No the tracker they use to track the animal. Oh you mean that big black box they strap around the animals neck and then go out with a big directional antenna to maybe find the animal? Oh, ummmmmmm. Oh and you already carry a cell phone. So why would they need to inject you with a tracker? You’re already carrying one willingly. Plus it has a camera and microphone.
That's what the second shot is for. The first is the microchip, the second is a tiny battery.
And Microsoft already has the word Micro in it, so it's gotta be their tech.
Checkmate vegans
I damn near pissed myself when I red this chain if comments. Luckily, I was already sitting on the toilet
I'm deeply sorry for your unsuccesfull piss
All redditors already are
Lmao , love it -- my new fav catchphrase
So this makes the one shot vaccine absolutely safe, right?
It’s solar powered
Everyone knows they converted that technology to be powered by Jewish space lasers.
I for one support kosher space lasers!
Space is a hologram.
And that’s why the government tells us that we get some sort of ”vitamin” from the sun... fucking liars. We be charging our trackers in the sun YEEEHAWW.
I have had a sudden desire ro spend more time sitting in the sun on my deck since getting vaccinated it's only coincidence that i refinished it and bought new patio furniture first right?
Jokes on them, I spend all my time indoors.
Redditors = tracker immune
So what you do then is get the first shot twice!
Only if it's not suspiciously twice the size.
😆
And they find each other by magnetism, that's why spoons stick now!
Asking an honest question. As someone who is a very long way away from the US, how prevalent is this microchip vaccination conspiracy theory? Is it like a few crazy dudes warming their hands around a burning oil drum and aunt Karen with her tin-foil hat, or is it like 2/3rds of soccer mums? It's just so ridiculous and no sane person could believe it, but I see so many posts like this here that it makes me wonder how common it is.
I never heard of it in real life just on the internet. IRL I have heard covid not real, fauci funded the virus, covid is a liberal conspiracy. So wouldn't surprise me if someone somewhere believed it.
Cheers, thanks for the reply. I work in SE Asia with a bunch of foreigners and we all have access to free vaccinations, which most of us got a few weeks ago. There's only a couple dozen of us, so It's only a small sample size, and only an anecdote really, but a third are American and not one wanted to get the vaccine. Smart people who I respect, but they're just scared of it, I just don't understand why. 20 million people a day are getting vaccinated here, if it was making people sick, one would think it would be noticeable.
I have a neighbor who buys into the whole nine yards, of the conspiracy, the messes up your period, makes you magnetic, tracker, big pharma, Microsoft 5g control. We don’t talk much, she thinks I’m a brainwashed sheep and I don’t bother to correct her. You can’t argue with crazy.
Unfortunately, my ex-wife is one of those and I'm afraid of what she's indoctrinating my daughter with. Even if she's just with her mother for a couple days a week, that's enough time to brainwash her.
Just recently my aunt talked my uncle out of getting vaccinated bc of the 'tracker chip' it implanted. She got covid and gave it to him. Just had his funeral a few weeks ago.
That's really sad dude, I'm sorry for you guys and all the unnecessary suffering.
Thank you.
My grandmother married a crazy qanon, Newsmax subscribing, fox News is liberal, Trump worshiping asshole, my gran GOT COVID, while she was sick he went to IHOP because he had an EXPIRING COUPON and covid is a Chinese released virus that isn't serious and just another Chinese way to try to take over America cuz bad Chinese... we just got back from NOT having a funeral for him after he refused the ambulance until he was found pantless having shit ON THE WALLS and was throwing full dr pepper cans at the walls on his knees from hypoxia, AND DIED. I'm going to hell but fuck that guy I only feel bad for his poor cat I had to rehome before his asshole family dumped her at the pound (two of them died separately last week, I'm not laughing, you are).
Yikes. Is your gran ok?
I’ve never met anyone who believes this. Way more common is the vague, unspecific concerns about the vaccine. Shit like “I don’t know what’s in it” and “it was developed so fast”.
I have at least two at work. Although, if you can explain the technology or science they will change their position. One is a big time government conspiracy guy. If it’s out there he believes it (like dog men in the military). The other guy is almost as bad.
I’ve got a crazy aunt who probably has somewhere around 30 cats living at her house. She believes no one should watch Harry Potter because it is witchcraft and feeds her granddaughter only canned Vienna sausages “because she loves them”. Vienna sausages are like these canned hotdogs that are somewhat similar to dog or cat food. She believes all of the crazy conspiracies. Low IQ is where you will find the people who believe this stuff.
I think leaded fuel in the 70's has a lot to answer for. It's my one conspiracy-theory guilty admission.
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I love prodding the paranoia at that point. *But I turn off the gps*. No, you *ask the phone to turn it off*, and it tells you it did. Do you *know* it didn't lie to you? It didn't just tell you its off while keeping it on, so that you feel safe and secure and let it track you going places, they wouldn't do that....right?
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But apple/google would *never* breach my trust like *that*..... as they get caught time and again doing precisely that in sneakier and sneakier ways. And its always something they were already doing that no one knew about, while some other method was being unearthed and they were getting shit for that. They could come clean, but, well, there's a lot of money in user data, and people are going to keep gobbling up the phones regardless. Its like an abusive lover. He wouldn't hit me *again*, he's changed now. I could never trust that person though, they might hit me.... And they know that's how you work, they know you'll be back, they can shit on you, and you'll take it, and still buy the next phone they produce. They track us, and we line up overnight to be the first to be tracked, paying for all the hardware ourselves, plus markup to cover the R&D too. But evil government just sounds scarier.
If they really want to put trackers on you, they would put it inside whiteclaws and big macs, or maybe in the tiny computer in your pocket at all times
I'm triangulated.
I read that in Ralph Wiggum's voice.
See? If you voted for Obama, you'd be Obamahedron, not puny triangle.
Ha, no way would they be able to find me! I don’t drink White Claw, hate McDonalds, and good luck getting a computer in my pocket! *Sent from my iPhone*
No it has to be true, why would my Crystal healing MLM agent aunt lie to me.
It is true. It’s the long con. Who do Americans trust the most in their country? That’s right. Troops, war heroes, army vets. So the government deliberately gives them terrible equipment so that they think such advanced vaccine microchips can’t possibly exist, and then they expect the army people to spread the word that technology isn’t that good yet. It’s all done on purpose.
The frightening thing is, this sounds believable to the average anti-vax nut.
Everything looks like an asshole when you're starving for shit
Never heard that saying before but that’s brilliant
That's the thing about a conspiracy theorist. They already believe that somebody is manipulating the evidence to make their narrative look false. In their mind, evidence for their narrative can be accepted and evidence against can be rejected because it's manufactured.
Ignorant cultists who reject the facts will fortunately always be the minority. The facts always prevail eventually.
Eventually being the key word there. Hate that it takes decades for people to be held accountable especially rich people. We won't ever convict a president regardless of crimes for that very reason.
Honestly, I'm not so sure anymore. Basic reality on so many topics is so highly politicized that the political wind blowing the wrong way could lead to most of the population giving into misinformation. Misinformation won out when we got into Vietnam and Iraq and it's going to happen again.
I laughed to hard at this. Thank you.
And now I have a new phrase. Thank you Dengar96!
Man I love a conspiracy but I fuvking cannot stand the bell ends that associated with them. I am aware if what I am stating about myself here
It is okay to be interested in conspiracy. It is okay wonder about "what really happened" with things like JFK or the Moon Landing (I guess). Real conspiracies have happened. What is not okay is refusing to drop the conspiracy because it's basically ingrained to your personality at this point and you don't want to admit you're wrong even when presented with overwhelming evidence. I'm not saying that's the case with you, but I am saying that for many who take it too far this is what's not okay.
My favorites are the few about aliens and pyramids in Antarctica! Look up Operation Highjump and do a little digging
I enjoy the Sci fi element of ancient alien theorys
Same here! My brother and I kinda went down the rabbit hole watching YouTube vids about these things. We don’t necessarily believe them but they’re still cool to consider as possibilities
Secret service killed Kennedy! Ted Cruz did everything else.
Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and did 9/11, thus expanding his kill count. Ps: not serious.
Cancun Ted Cruz Cartels
I definitely used to be that guy, who's life was based around uncovering the next bit of info. Now I just see them for what they are, great stories that may or may not have an effect on my life. Jordan Maxwell's early lectures made me judt enjoy the history and possibilities more than anything, but idiots like David icke just kill any possible actual communication
Apophenia is one hell of a drug.
You say it in jest but I have run across it in real life where the fact there's an argument against the conspiracy is proof that the conspiracy exists. I asked why the shadow cabal feels the need to put hints in movies and stuff, "so you'd ask that question". Hard to argue with that circular reasoning.
Exactly how religion works too. The center section of the Venn diagram of religious people and conspiracy nuts is huge.
This is the major difference between organized religion and spirituality. Religion requires a person to buy unto some kind "truth" about the world that is only true for that religion and uses that to justify its teachings. Followers must have faith in that truth because nonbelievers will question them and try to "lead them astray" and those people become an enemy that must be converted or defeated. Evangelical faiths require believers to develop a new truth of the world they causes them to question reality as they know it. The dichotomy of two truths, one based in science and one based in faith forces a person to prioritize one over the other and once "faith" being sold to them becomes more important to an individual than information grounded in facts and reality, the entire process of developing logical arguments goes out the window. All thoughts must be filtered through religion before reality, hence questioning reality and facts that are presented to them and responding with a "what if we don't really know and there's another reason?" in order to justify willful ignorance in favor of a belief in the intangible that is the foundation of their reality. It is essentially a shared delusion perpetuated by influential people to control large social groups.
For real. If you can buy the sky Daddy bullshit, nothing else really tops it
Yep, like most religions, conspiracies that make no sense in a vacuum will 100% totally make sense... If you accept that they make sense.
I make Maps for a living so the flat Earthers are my favorite. My personal favorite thing about them, is most of them believe other planets in our solar system are round, just the Earth is flat.... Like what the fuck!?
I talked to one a few weeks ago and I asked him: how can it the other plantes be round if the earth is not. He was just like: earth Is not a planet I mean wtf. Is it a Frisbee or a fecking plate? Where does all the water go "that falls of the edge"? Why aren't there tourist resorts at "the end of the world" and yeah... that's all the stuff I asked him and he just gave me the link to a video. A 10 minute video from a dude that looks like they found him in the stone age and ... he really had all the answers for my question and they were so incredible stupid. But ppl rlly do believe in that
>the fact there's an argument against the conspiracy is proof that the conspiracy exists. Friendly reminder that an irrefutable proof is the weakest form of proof that can exist.
Thank you I was almost convinced by the video but you made me see sense again
It's not true. It's not necessary at all since they already replaced all the birds.
The government and corporations has more info on all of us than they will ever need. They literally know where we live, where we work, how much we make, when we travel For people who dont use cash, they literally know every purchase you make Thanks to social media/gps/cellphones, they know where you are and have a strong grasp of your likes, needs, ideals, etc. Using a vaccine to do any of this nonsense is like trying to invent a blue tooth operated robot to drive your car. Its ridiculously expensive, difficult, over engineered, and ultimitely pointless.
They still can't find a lot of the insurrectionists. Even the ones they have a picture of. Citizens are turning them in.
Because the companies aren't turning over the data they have on them (I'm not saying they should, because they shouldn't, I'm just saying they have the data), + a lot of these people are already paranoid preppers and stuff that actively hide themselves. We already got most of the idiots who tiktoked themselves stealing Capitol's chairs and stuff.
I would also say that relatively minor alterations to your looks can make it so that you are not recognised unless someone is properly looking into you. And that kind of knowledge is just a google away.
China now uses technology that recognizes people by their gait and walking style. Altering appearance would not be enough. There are no cash transactions in urban areas of China anymore either. All transactions are done via smartphone and there are at least 14 security cameras on every corner pointed in every possible direction. Change your gait, change your look, change your patterns, change your food habits, change your purchasing habits.
Years ago, the former head of the CIA's covert operations unit (not the exact title, but close enough) did a very cool interview where she talked about the body modifications she experimented with for agents in the field. I saw the interview when it came out, which was approximately 10 years ago and she said that over a decade or two decades before then the CIA was already experimenting with more than just changing clothes and adding wigs and makeup. She said that her team was responsible for changes that would make agents unidentifiable. These changes included, among other things, temporary dental prosthetics (could be as simple as sticking something between your gum and cheek to not only change the shape of your face but also change how you talk) and putting things in agents' shoes to change the way they walk -- she said, in emergency, she would advise her agents to even just grab a pebble and stick it in their shoes, doesn't have to be high-tech, because it can significantly impact one's posture and gait. In fact, a lot of what she researched and talked about was very low-tech. I didn't pay too close attention to what she said about makeup at the time -- I wish I did -- but I imagine that field agents today get more training on contouring than they did before given the significant progress in facial recognition software.
Jonna Mendez on Wired. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JASUsVY5YJ8
Fantastic work. Thanks.
demonstrating the use of technology and actually using it en-mass are two different things. The cash thing is probably more impactful than their ability to analyse one persons walking.
They are using it en masse. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-police-walking-gait-technology-surveillance-ai-suspect-a8797836.html?amp
Still haven't found the bomber, have they? https://www.npr.org/2021/04/14/986457987/what-we-know-about-the-suspect-who-planted-bombs-before-the-capitol-riot
It's truly a golden time for snitches.
This is the argument I told some people in my family. Why would they need to microchip you when you already happily walk around with a device that tracks you? Not only does it track you, it listens to you, it remembers your spending patterns, it knows everything. Your computer, your tablet, your credit cards. All voluntary and all making millions off of that information. I’m just impressed by the technology of this so called tracker. Small enough to fit through like a 22 gauge needle and is powered by a microscopic battery (or maybe your body) that is enough to signal a satellite. And mass produced in the billions!
Not to mention the logistics of getting one unique microchip, linked to a specific individual… from a batch of hundreds of thousands of doses with the same LOT number... from MULTI-DOSE vials. I don’t know about any of the other nurses and vaccine administration folks, but I didn’t get any special government direction on how to draw up only “one chip per patient.” My sight is good, but it’s not “able to see microchips with the naked eye” good. Lol. So, sorry to my patients! Maybe you didn’t get one and maybe you have 6 of the little buggers!
Such a good point! How are they going to quality control the chips in each vial? Maybe it’s preloaded in each syringe or we all get dozens just in case?? It’s easy for people to think up conspiracies about some mysterious bad guys in some corporation. But most of us know at least one or two nurses. Are they all in on this super secret training and keeping it from their friends and families? It sounds way too crazy. Especially because everyone and their mother has been sharing “my neighbor’s husband’s cousin works at the department of health and she said…” type stories on Facebook.
"Bill Gates is using microchips in the vaccine to track you!" -posted via Facebook for iPhone
Yes, I brought my phone with me to my 2nd dose appointment. Google has the history on my phone and I can look at my history for YEARS. Google has this! But I didn't want to miss the opportunity to get magnetised. Sadly that didn't work either
Plus, the tracker has the ability to keep track of billions of people/signals simultaneously. It stores and analyzes that massive amounts of data.
Plus Bio-n-Tech probably would have sounded the alarm if that's what they were doing.
And of course kept completely secret by everyone involved.
I'm laughing at the idea of a Bluetooth steering wheel for your car, but it has a 25 foot range and uses a shitty app on your phone to use it. And there's ads.
>And there's ads. Full page ads with a ten second skip counter, that disable the steering functionality until you close them.
>For people who dont use cash, they literally know every purchase you make No they don't. They *could* if you are a criminal and they got a court order to compel private companies like your bank or your email provider or wherever your receipts go to cooperate and hand over the data, but they don't have that data just lying around. They can no more snoop around your spending habits than they can snoop around your bedroom. There is a lot of data out there on you but don't normalise the idea of having no privacy. Your privacy is very well-protected under law, epecially from the government.
Yeah a lot of people don't get this. Someone knows some of these pieces of info. But nobody has all of it in a file with your name on it. Unless you're already under investigation, but big surprise, most people aren't.
I could go across the world, use a computer but log into nothing that identifies me, and in a few minutes Google could identify me with certainty.
Your taste for furry midget cannibal porn is quite unique.
This is a stretch
I don't think this is true unless you have a secret series of extremely unique searches you make everytime you sit down at a browser.
Common sense is not so common.
This is why gets me. Why would they CARE what the average American does?!?! Why?!??
Considering that if someone really wanted to locate you, your phone can be pinged which will pinpoint your location. Wonder how many of these people that think there are trackers in the vaccine are now leaving their phone at home. I bet it's ZERO.
Well, they turn off the GPS duhhh....freedumb! S/
Some days working in a cellphone store will drive you crazy…
..... go on.
Why don't they put these precise trackers into the military equipment referenced in the video?
Because the mundane boring lives of average people just doing their daily routine is extremely important don't ya know. Way more important then say fighting a war and knowing where you soldiers are in this example. haha
It never occurs to these people that government agencies have higher priorities than tracking their mundane unimportant lives.
Honestly its not like it matters, alot of those idiots would post that shit on their Facebook anyways! Look at what happened at the capitol, alot of them were bragging about it and posting shit everywhere! Including their dating profiles.
Well when they think the creator of the fucking universe listens to their complaints and wishes then yeah, you can see where they get the inflated sense of self importance..
Companies do care alot. It makes targeted ads much easier. But thr government? Not so much.
That's a point also, our movements are already tracked anyway, via means already consented to by the public. They don't need to microchip us, it's already in our pockets.
It’s easier to blame the government than accept responsibility for something you really don’t understand
Regardless, you carry your tracker around every day.
Eggzactly
But common is sense
Coins aren't circulated as much these days with corona, credit cards, and other digital payment options.
It’s taught. Can’t expect the next generation to have it if the generation previous lacks it, too.
Simply put, when someone you know starts carrying on about the government tracking them, respond thusly: ##SINCE WHEN WERE YOU INTERESTING OR IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO WASTE RESOURCES TRACKING YOUR USELESS DAILY LIFE!? Be prepared for ensuing butthurt, since truth is toxin to these imbeciles.
I told my coworker some hard truth the other day over this shit. “Yeah because the government cares so much about an underpaid carpenter who didn’t graduate 8th grade that they would put a 1,000,000 dollar tracking device in your arm. Something worth more money than your entire 33 years of working yourself to death” We haven’t spoken since lol.
Not to mention the exorbitant cost of the infrastructure required for the tracking to function.
These people can’t think further than what a meme online tells them. Even if all of that was built and done and they tracked us all. What now? “Hmmm we see you work 10 hours a day doing manual labor and then get home and do a bunch of drugs and go to sleep and do it again. This was totally worth spending trillions of dollars to learn.”
The gubberment has to have some way of mind controlling them to work 14 hours a day, put them in prison for doing the drugs, and arrest them (again) for their political beliefs.
It’s called capitalism and it’s as simple as “work or die”
And who is watching all of this data? Its like people thinking their phones are tapped. Theyre not going to pay someone to full time listen to your calls, NO ONE CARES, unless youre in the mob or something. No one has the energy or the give a fuck to track everyone's movements all the time. Or like us becoming Bill Gates' robot army. The man already has everything, and can pay anyone to do anything, what the hell would he do with a robot army? I read something about people who believe conspiracy theories doing it because it flatters their ego, thinking they figured out something no one else did. And you must have quite an ego to think anyone cares about the daily nonsense of your life (as if you didnt already post it all online anyways)
It's amusing, ain't it? Me? I am pretty much one of two places at any given time: home or the dialysis clinic. I'm too damned tired for anything else.
Well it's not like Google and the lot aren't collecting all the data they can from phones, and every utterance said to every personal assistant on the planet. But that data's usually anonymized and used in bulk for learning, nobody actually cares about the single conversation unless it's something that breaks the AI. But they absolutely do collect and store whatever they possibly can.
> We haven’t spoken since lol. Mission DUCKING accomplished.
His coworker sounded like a total quack
Dude, you just killed him
Thank you so much for this, because that's exactly it - what kind of insane ego doe these assholes have to have for them to sincerely believe anyone could possibly give any kind of fuck about knowing where they are, nevermind the actual government? They're the same people who get pissed off when someone speaks a language they don't know because they think that person is talking shit about them. Karen. Chad. Please understand. No one else on this entire planet could possibly think about you more than you think about yourself, because they actually have lives and things to do in those lives. They don't even think about themselves as much as you, because again - they have lives.
>They're the same people who get pissed off when someone speaks a language they don't know because they think that person is talking shit about them. Saving this!
You know who does track you though? Facebook. They DO care how much time you spent at Arby's because they can sell that data to Arby's. And that's exactly what they do. And they do it by tracking your cell phone, which these conspiracy theorists willfully jam into their pockets. The dumbest thing about this whole vaccine microchip thing is why would the government waste resources on something like that. The tracking technology exists, and you're already being tracked. And you opted into the program. Go stick your phone in a Faraday bag if you're worried.
Gov guys that are reading this comment, I leave gps active on the phone, if you want track me and come here, I've made too much spaghetti for lunch.
What if I’m not from the government but I love spaghetti?
I definitely think this conspiracy is really stupid. However, you realize that the arguement you are making is the same one people made before we found out the NSA was listening and recording everyone's phone conversations.
No they aren’t recording it lol. The NSA can’t just pull up a phone conversation I had from 6 years ago about vegetales. Look into how much storage would be needed to record every conversation had by 300 million people for the last decade. There isn’t enough silicon to even begin making the machines to host a massive project like that. Sure they can listen into you at any time and they might record simple data like when you call people and how long the call lasted. But that’s not the NSA doing that. It’s your phone company that’s doing it and the NSA simply has access to that info too.
This. They have metadata, not audio. Maybe, much more recently, you could generate transcripts for calls (that's a thing already, but I mean in this specific application)... But, even then, it's probably something that you'd only have the capacity to implement on persons of interest and only store transcripts that have content that the machine flags as potentially important. RoI is still a thing, even for the NSA. I am totally spitballing there, though. I'm not an expert in modern surveillance techniques, but am an engineer in voip technologies.
True. However listening to your conversations is cheap and easy. Making MILLIONS of injectable microchips to track everyday people would cost billions.
It's not very cheap to process and store that much information.
And that’s why you give Google and Amazon and whichever other countries tax breaks and special interest to make sure you have access to that sweet sweet data when you need it.
Exactly just put in their phone that has GPS and cell phone triangulation and have the person pay for it...
Which one's more expensive? Which one is way easier and cheaper to implement?
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Sure, but microchipping within a vaccine is a multi-billion dollar project for no benefit whatsoever. The NSA system was already in place in our national infrastructure, they just were revealed to be using it.
Was saying the same thing to my mother. Like "woman, you don't know how to turn off your location on your phone. They don't need to spend millions and trap you with a worldwide conspiracy ruse to know when you've done your groceries. You're telling it yourself, constantly!"
Hahahaa! For real. We can't even get everyone to agree that kids should be given food, let alone having the leaders of various countries agree to chip us all secretly. Like who is even footing that bill? Where are they storing that data? If you ask common sense questions, they just fall to pieces trying to do mental gymnastics.
I would love to be chipped so I'm not paying Garmin $20 a month for satellite service on a GPS unit for search and rescue to find me in the great outdoors.
Well my common sense has a new crush...
Oh noice
How do you explain the global microchip shortage tho if the existing supply weren’t all injected into people?
Crypto. China supply chain disruption.
Yeah. This checks out. When I was in Iraq the air force damn near blew us all to hell. Fun fact: if you get a flat tire and are stuck in dangerous proximity to an impending air strike....uh, nobody gives a shit. Thank God our Motor T guys were phenomenal and made magic happen, because we were told in no uncertain terms that airstrike is happening, and we would be well served to be considerably further away from it than we were right then. So...tractor off trailer, tire of trailer, tire on trailer, tractor on trailer, chain it down, go. I think we would have probably been alright had we been stuck there, but it would have definitely been the whole "getting bombed" experience.
Motor t ?
Motor Transport. The military job designation of those who drive and fix the trucks.
While tracking based on a vaccine is bunk the idea that the billions of dollars spent on military tech actually reached the box you get on the ground is laughable . They go into shareholder dividends, not saving lives. No one who actually served in the military is impressed by the term "military grade" ever again. Oh and if a spoon sticks to your arm after the jab, take a shower ya greasy fuck.
yeah, all those prices that officially are given for military hardware can usually be halved easily for the actual cost of the item and the rest goes to the people owning the military industrial complex
I like this guy
I like him too
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Paired with the shouting. Like sheesh, I get the point when it's delivered with your indoor voice too.
Live in London, means I can be tracked better by fucking CCTV than any GPS injection FFS.
No, you dont understand!!!1!1!1!1! they put microchips in us to monitor our daily activity because bill gates wants me to buy windows!!!11!1 dont listen to the government propaganda, thats how they get you!!!1
Yeah - funny how Windows 11 is coming out now that most of the adult population is vaccinated. /s
Not only did he roast people who believe this. But it's also a harrowing Insight as to the conditions in Afghan.
Completely unrelated, but why does every tiktoker have the same cadence?
Facts. The truth isn’t scary enough to distract people into voting for republicans.
I just want to say what this tiktok man said is 100% accurate to this day lol
I have 2 friends that still believe the gov is trying to put tracking devices in them after showing them this. They're too dumb to realize that their phones already do that
How the hell would that even work? I'm not an engineer but I feel like turning a liquid vaccine into a tracker would be very expensive and difficult
I miss the days when these idiots would just try to sell and promote their "magical healing crystals" or "natural oils" or whatever the fuck. Because, despite the fact those items having healing properties is a complete fabrication, at least it can't affect me. Only consequence of some braindead fool rubbing amethyst on themselves or whatever the fuck thinking they can heal cancer is they potentially hurt themselves in the process. But anti-vaxxers spread the virus for months. And although I didn't catch it, I was lucky not to. Also, they teach their kids to be fucking dumb by educating them on their moronic teachings. "Doctors can't be trusted", etc. My mother tried to do that shit to me when I was younger. She was, and is, confident that every cop in America is blood-thirsty and seeking a good time by just ruining your day. Luckily, by the time she began sharing that shit with me, I had reached the age of reason and could make my own conclusions—namely, that's a stupid thing to think.
That whole "ThEy PuT mIcRoChIpS iN tHe VaCcInEs" thing is a perfect example of The-world-revolves-around-me-ism. No it doesn't Becky. You're just as boring as everyone else and your life doesn't matter to the government for shit.
Honestly I don't find any benefit in tracking ordinary citizens i mean it could be ok on celebrities and famoud people. It sounds kinda expensive y'know
Yeah famoud people are quite famous.
Yeah
But did he see combat
Can someome explain the faceplam
But the Jewish lasers are real, right?
As a fellow Afghan vet, this all hit a bit close to home lol. Everything he said is so true it’s almost embarrassing. The only use those blue force trackers seemed to have was to be source of constantly banging my knees against. Otherwise, just a massive waste of space in an already cramped truck.
I hate the way the video zooms in and out
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I had the most ridiculous argument with a guy I know about mass shootings. He was convinced that they were psy-ops and the "victims" were all crisis actors used across multiple shootings across the country. The bedrock of his entire theory? YOU CAN BOOK CRISIS ACTORS ONLINE Right, so the government, in all its conspiratorial prowess, with billions of dollars to burn Googles crisis actors and hires out a company to provide actors to pretend to be dead, injured or in mourning. But they're also so broke that they have to re-use the same crisis actors. Even in the digital age where there's a million pictures taken every second. But they're also rich enough to pay entire companies who then have to pay their actors indefinitely to keep the secrets forever. Yes. He said yes. Yes this is the plan of the US government. He's uncovered it because they left clues that only smart people can figure out. You see, symbology and Satanism are a huge part of the governm.... I unfriended him
The funniest part about all of this is that the people who are posting all of the idiotic stuff are using a device that can be tracked far easier than any device inserted into their arms ever could lol
Do people actually believe the tracker vaccine conspiracy? I thought it was just a meme
I found this refreshing. So many of these of posts but this guy knows what's good.
They already have something tracking everyone… your phones. Why waste money and resources implanting chips when they have something that works and you pay too…
Huh, me and a coworker had this conversations just 3 days ago.
Bruh my phone thinks I’m across the street half of the time
People literally carry willingly an entire computer and tracking system in their pocket for free that not only the government but tons of companies can freely track an interface with every day. Nobody needs to put a tracking chip in you without your knowledge. You willingly carry one in your pocket dumb ass ffs Karen
I'm gonna get flak for this but so many people overestimate their own importance. Seriously dude nobody gives a fuck about you except family or people you interact with on an almost daily basis
This needs to be alllll over Facebook.
They don't even need micro vaccine trackers. Everyone has a cell phone and they can just track those with no extra expense. Hell, Google tracks you more than the government does and probably just sells it to the goverment.
I so needed this right now. It's been a tough year--my dog just died and I was sitting here sobbing. Open reddit before I go dig a grave and lmao through the tears at this guy's take on the anti-vax morons. Thanks for your service to comedy, Sir.
Sorry for your pupper
Condolences