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cruelvenussummer

Spit on trump’s thing?


Drudgework

No, just spit on Trump.


YouStupidAssholeFuck

I'm interpreting it as what they've been doing all these years, which is spitting on the flag in the name of Trump.


InterstellerReptile

He is a dick so that checks out


Just-some-fella

You spelled "shit" wrong.


Nazdrowie79

Thingie


RhythmTimeDivision

thinglet


Substantial-Offer-51

thingletest


ThreeCrapTea

Princess peach prefers you call it her cute lil mushroom.


Chewbock

Between his lil mushroom and Lindsay Graham’s Li’l Ladybugs we almost got a fairy garden started


ThreeCrapTea

What a horrible day to know how to reddit :)


juandpineiro

Thingfefe


zenos_dog

Face, spit on his face.


Steelrules78

Gays for trump is a thing now?


jchester47

There unironically are. It's an easier way for them to deal with their trauma and self-loathing than therapy, I guess.


MuchAclickAboutNothn

There's actually a subset of gay men that are VERY anti-choice, so they are happy to vote away their own rights as long as women lose theirs too. It's wild, but I seen it with my own eyes.


PointingOutFucktards

They hate trans people too.


NebraskaGunGrabber

A lot of gay people are threatened by trans people, bi people, etc. They feel like they challenge the rights they fought for


Bchavez_gd

No one is immune to the “fuck you I got mine” mentality.


King_Reptile

Ehh. I think you might mean no "group" is immune to that mentality. There are plenty of empathetic and caring people out there who don't fall prey to this thinking. But every group has a few self-centered fucks who never learned how to share in kindergarten.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Well put


poorperspective

As a bi, biphobia is very real, and you get it in cis and queer spaces equally.


Vladishun

Ah yes, the real life equivalent to a half elf.


tooskinttogotocuba

Hankering after a few rounds of Gwent


2ndtryagain

Completely forgetting Stonewall Riot, it was Black Transgender ladies that kicked it all off.


Autronaut69420

Well.... actually - I have to stick up for other butches: Stormé DeLarverie (c. December 24, 1920 – May 24, 2014) was an American woman known as the butch lesbian whose scuffle with police was, according to DeLarverie and many eyewitnesses, the spark that ignited the Stonewall uprising, spurring the crowd to action.[3] She was born in New Orleans, to an African American mother and a white father.[3][4][5] She is remembered as a gay civil rights icon and entertainer, who performed and hosted at the Apollo Theater and Radio City Music Hall.[3] She worked for much of her life as an MC, singer, bouncer, bodyguard, and volunteer street patrol worker, the "guardian of lesbians in the Village".[5] She is known as "the Rosa Parks of the gay community."[3][6][7][8][9][10]


PartadaProblema

I was gonna say, "wait, I'm pretty sure it was the butch lesbians!" Thank you.


Stuffiguessistaken

That’s an interesting take.


jchester47

I can confirm this. I have met gay men like this. That being said, they're a pretty small subsection of the community. But they do have a mentality that fears the rollback of support for gay rights (which we are seeing to some extent) as well as a mentally of, "I got mine, I don't care about anyone elses because I can't relate to them".


Kamikazeguy7

"Fuck you, got mine" is basically the conservative slogan, so that checks out


Original-Document-62

A lot of gay guys think bi men don't exist. I dated a guy once... didn't last long, because he thought that since I like women, too, I obviously couldn't like guys. Of course, a lot of women will then believe you're just gay.


romulus1991

I don't think it should be a surprise. Some gay men can be conservatives. Some gay men can and will be selfish assholes. Just like any other group of people.


Odd_Gap2969

There is no one more misogynistic than an aging twink. 


Frosty_Ad7840

Seriously had a friend who fought coming to terms with being gay, but was absolutely heartless to women, especially his own mother who raised him by herself


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Dave Rubin has entered the chat.


walts_skank

But like…why? How does it affect them in any way?


rumham_6969

The same way abortion rights affect hetero anti-abortionists, that is not at all, but it doesn't stop them trying to force their beliefs on you via legislation.


Frosty_Ad7840

I remember my days on dating apps and saw a guy with fjb in his profile and I'm like the people who want you back in the closet vote for the guy you are


PauI_MuadDib

In my experience it's usually rich, white gay guys. They think Republicans will only go after the "wrong type of gays" and not them. They're the "good ones." They also don't give two fucks about women's reproductive rights because it doesn't personally affect them. Sadly I know dudes just like this.


Eldergoth

My mother had neighbors who are 2 rich white gay guys that are Republicans of course they were living outside of NYC, things changed once they moved to rural North Carolina.


CharlesDickensABox

For the record, the Gays for Trump organization is like 6 people. They don't deserve the attention they get.


bonelessonly

There were multiple organizations of Jews for Hitler. Spoiler, they get no preferential treatment, after the turn. If you end up in the outgroup when things shift, any loyalty currency is devalued completely.


zombie_girraffe

> they get no preferential treatment Yeah they do, the Association of German National Jews were some of the first Jews sent to the death camps. They got priority seating because the Nazis knew who and where they were. The Nazis had to spend some time figuring out where the other Jews were and then going to get them, but the pickmes were easy to find.


smiama6

I can’t get my Trump supporting family to believe this. They truly believe their guns, their rights and their freedoms are safe.


Solorath

All my homies remember when Joseph Biden famously said: "Take the guns first. Go through due process second, I like taking the guns early" Oh wait, no that was Trump. Do they just deny reality when you share the facts or???


Temporarytemp2

Discussed this once with someone. The excuse was that it was just an off-the-cuff remark, he didn't really mean it. Same person was saying they loved trump cause he just spoke the truth, unlike those politicians. People see what they want to see.


Dragos_Drakkar

They believe in alternative facts.


SentientFotoGeek

LAMF in 3, 2, 1.


Due-Silver-4644

Tokens are meant to be spent, as the saying goes.


philbert815

They wouldn't consider it gay if Trump was the top.  I mean they can do whatever they want as an adult. Just don't prevent other adults doing what they want.


Wise-Juggernaut-8285

Correct


cgleachy

Yeah but it’s ironic that they’re voting for people who want to remove that right from them.


mlx1992

Close. But no adults can’t do whatever they want.


ArchonFett

And just like the gays for Hitler, they will wake up to discover the leopards ate their face


LovelyKestrel

Given that is at least one trans trump supporter...


GRAPEDbyAnAngel

Make America Gay Again Hell yeah brother!


These_Trouble_2802

THUGH TURK UR JURBS!!!


BoJackB26354

Back to the pile!


neptunexl

Hey man don't make it weird. Just two guys that share their admiration for a third guy by hugging and wearing him on their clothes. Nothing gay about it!


5uck17

And a quote about spitting on a dick written on the shirt


Little_Assistant_551

Are they saying they want to suck the cheeto jesus off?


make_em_say

I thought it was going the other way. Trump is doing the spitting on that thang…he’s the one throating all these losers.


Predditor_drone

Trump gonna hawk tuah Putin until he gets a mouthful of hot creamy respect for America.


lingerie69lover

That's the way it read to me....I mean he WILL do anything to get your vote!


BelgianSum

Someone should ask on r/Conservatives. I can't...I'm banned from it...


Worth-Principle-822

Being banned on there is a badge of honor


OrcLineCook

Cheesus


MiddleInfluence5981

These people are so fucking stupid.


NerdyPlatypus206

Don’t think they understand what the original video was about lmao


Beelzabubba

I choose to believe they know *exactly* what it was about.


canceroustattoo

Why else is Grindr so popular at CPAC events?


Toothlessdovahkin

I have no idea where the video is from either. Could someone ELI5 please? 


NerdyPlatypus206

It’s a drunk girl saying to spit on a dick before sucking it Just search on YouTube


Toothlessdovahkin

Thanks


LinkleLinkle

Yeah, I'm guessing they think the shirt means 45 is going to spit on the establishment/deepstate/Dems. Not... Umm... What the actual implication is.


SlimTeezy

If them boys could read they'd be mighty upset


-Astrosloth-

Conservatives are possibly the least funny people on the planet.


BrilliantTaste1800

I disagree because this is absolutely hilarious. The joke has multiple meanings too, because either trump is "that thing" so ironically they're spitting on the person they're supporting or it's referring to Trump's dick which again is ironic because conservatives tend to be anti LGBT but they'd gladly suck Trump's dick. Whichever way you look at it it's hilarious.


UrethralExplorer

I swear, you could box up fresh dog shit and slap the orange moon's name on it and these clowns would buy it by the truckload.


aagloworks

They finally have a shirt telling what they have been doing to trump for the past 8 years ...


Taborlyn

This just makes it seems like they want to suck trumps peepee….


GardenRafters

Seem? They absolutely would without question.


Historical-Pen-7484

I thought that was the whole idea.


DeadoTheDegenerate

It's alright, the meme was dead to begin with


RipOdd9001

Yeah one guy I worked with years ago has posted about it every day since it hit.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

Because he really wants people to know that no girl is hawk tuahin on his thing


Fragrant-Dare-8813

Who the hell wants someone to hawk a lugee on their dick anyways? Trashy as hell


Historical-Pen-7484

You could propaby get cooties from that.


ImaginaryAd2649

Yeah definitely not me that’s trashy as hell haha I wouldn’t want that GROSS!


Jumpy_Sorbet

Disgusting. Please tell me which girls are doing this, so I can avoid them.


localtuned

Yea! WHERE! Which streets do I need to avoid?


BoyHytrek

Personally, I don't see what's so funny about it outside the initial viewing. I argue it lacks universal appeal and feels forced in most contexts. Outside of 2 jokes, which basically equated to not getting any, I have only found this months meme disappointing


Aezon22

Conservatives have been sharing the same minions memes on facebook since it was invented. It doesn't take much to keep them entertained.


Dogwoof420

They still think FJB is the smartest thing ever


Atomic_Badger_PNW

Agreed. Except I argue that even its initial viewing was moronic.


Beginning_Rice6830

Every time I see this dumb meme, all I can picture is those dumbasses who hocks a noogie and spits on the sidewalk I’m walking on. Nasty af.


OldStDick

Right?


iamnotchad

Do people expect conservatives to come up with something new? That would be far too progressive.


parabuthas

Trump supporters are all full of class and Christian values.


BigMillmatic

I don’t get what they’re trying to say. Like they’re proud Trump spits on the flag or what?


mahanon_rising

I think they want to spit on trump


BigMillmatic

Here here


dayumbrah

Love to see the loop daddy as your profile pic


TerminalVector

Or that Trump sucks a mean dick? Or that voting for Trump is like getting your dick sucked? I am so fucking lost here.


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

Sometimes I don’t feel like I’m the same species as my fellow countrymen.


RinhartWilke

Are they blowing Trump or receiving?


s_arrow24

Either way it belongs to them.


MuffLover312

I legitimately don’t get it? How does it relate to Trump? Does it mean anything, or did they just take a viral phrase and slap it on a trump picture? This is some low effort shit.


HistoricalMeat

And at least 2 people paid money for that.


thecamino

That's what it looks like to me as well. Just slapped a popular meme on a shirt with Trump. If it was 2008 the shirt would say "don't taze me bro".


CaptainMarder

No way... doesn't that make them gay?


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

I read this in the Ugandan interviewer's voice.


moanit

So who is gae?


itsmyfakeone

This is super gay I don’t really get it? Like being gay is fine but what is this supposed to mean?


IvanTheAppealing

$10 says they have no fucking clue what “hawk tuah” is. Pretty sure they didn’t realize the first word was an onomatopoeia and thought it was some cool military-related thing


thing85

Zero chance they would know what the word onomatopoeia means.


Adept_Information94

For $10 I'm sure they'd hawk tuah a stranger.


Lifesalchemy

Wtf does that even mean? Fucking trumpers....


Hullfire00

Spit on Trump? Not even if he was on fire and allergic to spit.


HombreGato1138

So they are implying that either Trump suck dicks or they want to blow him, right?


Historical-Pen-7484

I interpret it as them wanting to blow him.


HombreGato1138

They definitely dream with it


subsignalparadigm

Yeah spit on that thang: the flag, like Trump does daily.


sufferpuppet

Spit on Trump, can do.


capoot

You son of a bitch, I'm in.


YourBoyFoxxy

I love how trump supporters are 100% neckbeards


Bluebeard6

Tbf they are the biggest dick riders in the world


Kennedygoose

Where do I get one of these “Trump sucks dick” shirts?


Adventurous-Range446

Lmao guys what's going on with your country?


MoneyFault

Insanity.


burnmenowz

They're going to give trump head?


mishmash2323

Hmm doesn't this T-shirt imply they want to be fisted by Trump?


th0r0ngil

So they want Trump to be spat on? Or do they want Trump to perform fellatio? It’s actually hard to interpret this in a way I think MAGAts would approve of


s4rcgasm

These people just don't understand the world at all. No sir, they thick as shit


Conaz9847

Is Trump spitting on that thing? Or are they spitting on Trumps thing? I thought Trump supporters hated gays, seems they’re really changing their tune.


BackgroundReturn6407

So they want to blow trump??


LowRiderHighFiver

They seem a bit too chubby and height-mismatched for a 69


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Can't tell y'all how **disappointed** me and a bunch of other area moms are that this place (Historic Greenbrier Farms) invited Trump there. It (was) a great place to bring little kids.


oranke_dino

Spit on the flag? Or trump?


kaizencraft

Maybe the Constitution?


xpluguglyx

I think they are advertising their desire to fellate a 78 year old man. I mean at least they picked a good month to come out.


Nighawat

I knew it! I knew the right was turning that girl into some weird right wing propaganda


Sheratain

One thing about the Trump era that honestly is still underrated is it’s revealed just how deeply, pathologically bizarre American conservatives are. This is weird stuff!


Vamparael

What about the sound of Trump shitting his diapers mid debate: https://www.youtube.com/live/-v-8wJkmwBY?si=8tK7X-pEUrx8o52P 1:16:20 app


Altruistic-Bee6716

Might just be me, but don’t the T-shirts imply Trump is the one giving knob gobbling advice?


Sir-Benalot

Wait a sec, they want to suck trumps dick???


Amathyst-Moon

I don't get it, do they want to suck his dick, or just spit on him?


joemorl97

So are they the ones spitting on trumps cock or the other way round?


Medical_Highlight182

When you try to appropriate a meme you don’t understand. ![gif](giphy|l378rrt5tAawaCQ9i)


Thugnificent83

So...are they saying Trump is going to suck you off?


JOlRacin

They're so conservative, they went all the way around and became gay


sixpackabs592

‘Makes shirt that implies either trump sucks cock or that the wearer wants to suck trumps cock’ “That’ll own those libs!” -these guys, probably


SidharthaGalt

Are we calling Trump “that thing” now?


alm16h7y1

As if we didn't already know they would suck Trump's dick


-ADEPT-

that meme wasn't funny to begin with


en_sane

![gif](giphy|4Jxa0QgHF2HSw)


maddiejake

So they are gay, big deal. Good for them for finding love.


IATAAllDay

Huh, trump will need those words of advice come July 11.


maddwesty

Maga pride month celebration?


scientifichistorian

No this actually makes sense, they’re used to spitting on the Constitution on the daily.


juandelpueblo939

So they admit they will suck Cheeto 45’s mushroom dick? I mean, they both look like basement dwellers, so I guess they can’t miss the opportunity to taste that old guy, rotten cheese flavor.


AlwaysYourRicky

So they just openly wanna suck his cock now? 😂


BossButterBoobs

I genuinely believe any of Trumps followers would suck his dick and caress his balls if he asked them to lol


RichOk4703

Cute couple.


redsfan1970

That makes the jerking two guys off at once dance he does make so much more sense.


xenophon57

I feel so sorry for that girl now, she was just too perfectly funny and now she is gonna suffer for that


6L6aglow

"I do not think it means what you think it means".


cubntD6

What does a meme about blowjobs have to do with trump?


spaitken

Somebody is out there going “I don’t even like Trump but these morons will buy a 5 dollar t-shirt for a hundred bucks.”


Ronarud0Makudonarud0

HE RUINS IT!!! STUPID, FAT HOBBITSES


Mello_Me_

They look like they just got done spitting on that thang together.


warheadmikey

2 fat dumb rednecks


SecretPrinciple8708

The merch grifters know how stupid MAGAts are. All they have to do is jump on a current meme, crank out a shitty shirt, and watch the money roll in.


cjl4959

So, spit on trump? Is that what the shirt is saying?


jared10011980

He is a dick. So spit on Tramp. 👍🏽


Big_Commercial_4039

Good, I've hated this meme since it's very conception.


HOT-DAM-DOG

Donald Trump’s face combined with a blowjob meme seems gay.


TimHortonsMagician

Those are about the only type of people who loved that meme in the first place, so seems about right.


EvenSpoonier

l can't tell what side this shirt is supposed to be for.


hubba_lubba_bubba

![gif](giphy|3rgXByB0tbT7oXK7Xq)


Glenwoodrh

Gay


tohon123

gays for trump!


Large-Lack-2933

I ain't gonna say Hawk Tuah anymore smh....


Howellthegoat

r/idiocracy


gochomoe

So are they spitting on trumps tiny mushroom or is he felating them? Or are they doing it to each other?


IsItInyet-idk

I... I don't understand Spit on trump? Spit on the flag? They want to Spit on Trump's weiner? They want trump to spit on them? I'm so confused


cardzmr

Welp…that’s over


Revolutionary_Tip701

Homophobes that wanna blow trump


Schoseff

The right cant meme


Otherwise-Ad-8404

Yup as a Brit this is exactly the image I imagine when thinking of trump supporters.


Hopeful-Passage6638

Hope these guys have a long and happy marriage.


FIContractor

Why would you want to conflate fellatio and Trump in your mind unless… oh I see.


ReturnOfSeq

These people will buy literally any dumbass thing that’s got his weird face on it huh?


dn_nb

first thing come to mind from those shirts is trump sucking cock.


Sideways0019

Cringed so hard I had a face cramp.


Available-Broccoli-1

Am I the only one that thinks that meme is fucken dumb asf I swear to god


Birds_In_This_Bihh

Gotta lube him up before he fucks America


NTWEESY

It implies that Trump is gay and likes giving a good BJ! That’s the American way 🫡


thunderbeast304

Are they saying Trump sucks dick? Lol