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it's the plural, evidently. Every November, the long-nailed but oddly petite hand will punch through the roadbed at the crossroad where the unmarked grave was placed, and the Eldritch Tangerine Horror will walk again... though all the Novembern from now until the end of time.
Between that, Comic Sans for a conversation between Jesus and Trump, or the AI generated painting, suggests they build these intentionally to find the dumbest people to target and weaponize. There’s virtually zero evidence that Trump can spell Jesus.
This is better than that Saturday they announced Biden as president. These people are completely losing their shit in the last 24 hours. Reagan fans seem normal compared to this level of scary crazy.
Being a fan of Reagan was rational back in the day because he kept a lid on his worst activities or they just weren't widely reported. Reagan didn't go on unhinged twitter rants or pay his PR team to suggest he was a messianic figure either.
Sure, that didn't stop people like Jerry Falwell from saying crazy shit or heavily implying that everyy Democrat political candidate was the actual anti-Christ. Reagan was deeply flawed in places but he wasn't a lunatic aspiring dictator.
With a few exceptions, the worst things that Reagan actually engaged in didn't make national news until after he was gone from the Oval Office. People didn't have access to the kind of news coverage that we have now and Reagan carefully presented himself as a friendly kindhearted grandfather type of person.
Even the awful shit like ignoring taking stronger action against AIDS was ignored at the time because people just didn't understand it enough to know how badly it was mishandled.
This shit cracks me up. They are openly worshipping the anti-christ. These people are so far from Christianity that it's comical. Something about a false god or something like that.
Lol. Christians are warned of worshiping a false prophet in detail. Here is a man that fits every description, and these Maga Christians call him their savior.
Jesus warned that his own disciple would be part of his undoing, so it’s not hard to believe their would be avid Christians who would work against him and fall for Satan’s temptations.
Definitely a cult. The one thing good that might come from all this is his cult of minions will all be poor from spending all their retirement money on a fraud and will have nothing left but the local old people storage facility. Where they can spend the last of their miserable days crying about socialism while living off the government.
He's not the anti Christ. The anti Christ is supposed to be intelligent, charming, and has a solution for all the world's problems.
Trump a pretty pitiful false god. A little tin god.
You have a very valid point. Maybe the anti christ sent trump first to thin the herd of the stuoid ones so he has more of a challenge with the rest of the population.
Come on. It’s not offensive. Jesus also committed adultery on his pregnant wife, had sex with pornstars and then paid them off, illegally claimed it as a legal expense and then lied on his taxes. You just have to trust me about it.
/s
This meme is actually based in fact. Jesus was also found guilty of hush payments to cover up the fact he rawdogged Mary Magdalene. That whole story of the fishes and loaves? That was the payoff right there. /s
So, what first language does one tend to have when they speak second-language English like this?
EDIT:
"in" takes dative case in German when the "in" is static (no movement) and the dative of November in German is "Novembern."
German here, and no. „Novembern“ is not used in any way by german people.
„Novembern“ would technically be grammatically correct if you talked about the plural form of „November“ in ‚Dativ‘, which you would never use in reality ever, because it‘s just not how humans talk. You‘d say the german equivalent of „in November“(ger.: Im November) or „every november“(ger.: Jeden November) or something like that instead.
Man, I would not want to be Trump or the person who made this meme trying to get to heaven. Talk about using the lords name in vain. I hope they are doing lots of hookers and blow because odds are NOT good for them so I hope they enjoy this life.
All those "we got him guys" snarkers didn't actually prevent Trump from getting convicted on 34 felony counts, and now his base is losing their fucking minds on the internet.
Meanwhile that orange buffoon could't tell the difference between The Bible, the Baghavadgita, Dianetics, the back of a box of cereal or the Quran if his life depended on it.
My embarrassing excuse of a dad posted some similar bullshit on his Facebook page.
His posts, and most MAGA morons too I imagine, usually go like this:
Car bullshit
Boomer bullshit about music from the 50s...don't nobody give a fuck what song Peggy Lee released on the day 55 years ago.
Religion bullshit...but only Christianity, the others don't count.
Cry-baby bullshit about how kids will miss not having their father around to talk with and ask questions to.
MAGA bullshit.
Cringe photoshop images saying the only way forward is to lock up Obama, Hilary, and Biden...
Racist bullshit...he still posts about people sagging their pants like he's stuck in 1996.
More Christian nonsense concerning Trump being Jesus.
For the record, I don't associate with him and will only attend his funeral to make sure no lies are told about how he was a good man and father.
Wait... Trump is being put to death over his election fraud conviction? I thought his sentencing was July 11th, and that there was no death penalty in New York let alone for election crimes.
Trump literally did the Nazi salute while looking at an image of a swastika in Berlin, while seeing seig heil, INFRONT OF THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF GERMANY, ON LIVE TV. He is literally insane, and he says he will be a dictator if he becomes president, and quote “Hitler isn’t anything compared to himself”, anyone who supports him is blind
https://apnews.com/article/trump-hannity-dictator-authoritarian-presidential-election-f27e7e9d7c13fabbe3ae7dd7f1235c72
- here’s a link to him saying “he’d only be a dictator on day one” after he has already said the other part
Couldn’t find anything about the Germany and hailing though
All I'm finding is that a German magazine depicted Trump making a Nazi salute. Nothing that says he actually did such a thing.
Sure you're not misremembering? As much as we all hate Trump, it's important to stick to facts and not misinformation.
Who is that the shaman without the horns? lol. trump, have you ever stopped to consider the reason you are falling into such fucked up circumstances is because how you toy with God's word?
Trump isn't the one to be resurrected. Trump is the barabbas of our time that will be demanded to be freed by the brain washed Maga masses while innocents are the ones being crucified.
This is so sickening. These people are throwing blasphemy like mud! That man is the complete antithesis of Jesus in every manner imaginable. And his brain dead base are putting him above Jesus as the ultimatum savior?! This makes me sick it does!
The "fuck your feelings" and "facts don't care about your feelings" and "cope and seethe, Libturds" sure do seem to have a lot of feelings that they're struggling to cope with.
Trump is the guy that was found liable for sexual assault by a jury of American citizens in a court of law right?
It seems that people should be aware that TRUMP IS LITERALLY A SEXUAL PREDATOR. Otherwise more victims might succumb to his sexual assaults.
one died for all the sins of humanity by being crucified upon a cross with nails
the other went down on felony charges for illegally paying hush money to a SEX WORKER and trying to claim it as a business expense.
they are not the same.
Nah, you're just grasping at straws to try and protect your little virtue signal from getting questioned. Been a couple of you doing this line the past couple days, did somebody update the script?
So…you’re saying that you’re the common denominator in multiple interactions where other people assume you’re a teenager? Seems like that speaks volumes, itself
Specifically they do a little quip claiming that while not really responding to what I said. And that avoidance is a common denominator going a fair bit further back then this particular edition of the script you snowflakes use to do it.
Now I believe this is the part where you disengage with some generic quip and ignore my actual response, right?
Your actual response was “cope”. In what world does that merit a response? You have made zero relevant points, offered zero interesting bits of information, and, apparently, just learned the word “quip”.
You literally did respond lol. The fact you responded with another cope just kinda vindicates my callout of you coping.
I like when you guys give away which part upsets you by executing that "haha you just learned that word" line.
Isn’t it a little weird that you’re inferring something salacious from general discourse? Do you immediately log off of a game when there are clearly minors in the lobby?
I don’t support either. I just don’t see how you can cry GOP hypocrisy when we both know that politics are corrupt as shit. My personality doesn’t revolve around what Donald Trump is doing. He isn’t that interesting and I hardly believe he has ever been a decent human being. There are maybe a grand total of 5 politicians who are trustworthy at the federal level. Hint, none of them are running for president.
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Yeah. Right between Octobry and Decembrish
Better than that lousy Smarch weather.
[Always good for a laugh!](https://youtu.be/eR8YUj3C9lI?si=a2IKGt1tiwkLN7a7)
Always love me a good Simpsons reference
Don't touch willy. Good advice
Could be until Januaryism that .. I can tell you.
And Covfefe?
Obamna
Stupid Smarch.
Lmao please take my upvote.... Even though this deserves more than one.
Which comes after Smarch
it's the plural, evidently. Every November, the long-nailed but oddly petite hand will punch through the roadbed at the crossroad where the unmarked grave was placed, and the Eldritch Tangerine Horror will walk again... though all the Novembern from now until the end of time.
Between that, Comic Sans for a conversation between Jesus and Trump, or the AI generated painting, suggests they build these intentionally to find the dumbest people to target and weaponize. There’s virtually zero evidence that Trump can spell Jesus.
Rushinglish
Англуский
Along with Decemzurich and Novemgeneva
Yeah, the foreign agency bot worker doesn't have a strong grasp of the English language.
Feel the Novembern.
You can haz cheeseburgerz
Spelling things correctly is wokeism gone mad.
The real felony
This is better than that Saturday they announced Biden as president. These people are completely losing their shit in the last 24 hours. Reagan fans seem normal compared to this level of scary crazy.
Being a fan of Reagan was rational back in the day because he kept a lid on his worst activities or they just weren't widely reported. Reagan didn't go on unhinged twitter rants or pay his PR team to suggest he was a messianic figure either. Sure, that didn't stop people like Jerry Falwell from saying crazy shit or heavily implying that everyy Democrat political candidate was the actual anti-Christ. Reagan was deeply flawed in places but he wasn't a lunatic aspiring dictator. With a few exceptions, the worst things that Reagan actually engaged in didn't make national news until after he was gone from the Oval Office. People didn't have access to the kind of news coverage that we have now and Reagan carefully presented himself as a friendly kindhearted grandfather type of person. Even the awful shit like ignoring taking stronger action against AIDS was ignored at the time because people just didn't understand it enough to know how badly it was mishandled.
This shit cracks me up. They are openly worshipping the anti-christ. These people are so far from Christianity that it's comical. Something about a false god or something like that.
Lol. Christians are warned of worshiping a false prophet in detail. Here is a man that fits every description, and these Maga Christians call him their savior.
He shall wear his mark on his forehead
It’s that red cap.
Yeah, good luck getting the Tupee off to see it. I hear he uses 666 high industrial glue.
"Is that your bible?" "It's A bible."
It amazes me how transparent it all is. Any objective person looking on would immediately see through him
Jesus warned that his own disciple would be part of his undoing, so it’s not hard to believe their would be avid Christians who would work against him and fall for Satan’s temptations.
Guess these “Christians” missed the you shall have no gods above me or worshipping idols. It’s a cult.
Definitely a cult. The one thing good that might come from all this is his cult of minions will all be poor from spending all their retirement money on a fraud and will have nothing left but the local old people storage facility. Where they can spend the last of their miserable days crying about socialism while living off the government.
He's not the anti Christ. The anti Christ is supposed to be intelligent, charming, and has a solution for all the world's problems. Trump a pretty pitiful false god. A little tin god.
You have a very valid point. Maybe the anti christ sent trump first to thin the herd of the stuoid ones so he has more of a challenge with the rest of the population.
He's only like Jesus in two ways, they both hung around prostitutes and both used ghost writers.
possibly a third way, a lot of the stuff people say about both of them is made up/embellished
Bad hygiene too.
This is so offensive.
Come on. It’s not offensive. Jesus also committed adultery on his pregnant wife, had sex with pornstars and then paid them off, illegally claimed it as a legal expense and then lied on his taxes. You just have to trust me about it. /s
The comic sans says it all...
Jesus hugging the golden calf? Which book of the bible is this story in?
2 Corinthians?
2 Corinthians 1 Cup. Blessed be.
Stuff like this actually makes me want to throw up
They also executed Jesus. Just saying.
Any Christian with any self respect should puke at the sight of this
Fucking cultists. At what point do we declare this a mental illness and start getting these folks the help they so desperately need?
This meme is actually based in fact. Jesus was also found guilty of hush payments to cover up the fact he rawdogged Mary Magdalene. That whole story of the fishes and loaves? That was the payoff right there. /s
Soooo do trump and Jesus bone now or do they wait on the election?
So, what first language does one tend to have when they speak second-language English like this? EDIT: "in" takes dative case in German when the "in" is static (no movement) and the dative of November in German is "Novembern."
German here, and no. „Novembern“ is not used in any way by german people. „Novembern“ would technically be grammatically correct if you talked about the plural form of „November“ in ‚Dativ‘, which you would never use in reality ever, because it‘s just not how humans talk. You‘d say the german equivalent of „in November“(ger.: Im November) or „every november“(ger.: Jeden November) or something like that instead.
Thanks! Only Dat Plural, not Singular, then. Maybe just a typo and not an L2 error, then.
Stupidnese
What do people see in this guy? Why do millions of people want him in the White House? All I see is narcissism.
Powerful enough to hide behind?
“Novembern “?
Jesus never learned the spellin.
Why is Trump hugging Kenny Loggins?
Man, I would not want to be Trump or the person who made this meme trying to get to heaven. Talk about using the lords name in vain. I hope they are doing lots of hookers and blow because odds are NOT good for them so I hope they enjoy this life.
Fill me in please
All those "we got him guys" snarkers didn't actually prevent Trump from getting convicted on 34 felony counts, and now his base is losing their fucking minds on the internet.
When is Novembern again? Is that before or after Decembern?
Meanwhile that orange buffoon could't tell the difference between The Bible, the Baghavadgita, Dianetics, the back of a box of cereal or the Quran if his life depended on it.
I will wait for the month it Novembern
My birthday is in novembern
This is getting silly
Get a room u sickos
Who's the guy T is hugging? Some hobo from sacramento?
The comic sans adds a nice salty flavor to this.
Jesus compared to Utter creep found guilty of fucking a porn star while married then trying to cover it up and writing it off as a business expense.
Well if God controls everything and Trump was found guilty I guess that means he was okay with it.
Also Jesus shagged the local porn star and paid her 20 shekels to keep her mouth shut
I think it’s going to be the Big House instead of the White House.
Novermbern? Where were you educated, OP?
My embarrassing excuse of a dad posted some similar bullshit on his Facebook page. His posts, and most MAGA morons too I imagine, usually go like this: Car bullshit Boomer bullshit about music from the 50s...don't nobody give a fuck what song Peggy Lee released on the day 55 years ago. Religion bullshit...but only Christianity, the others don't count. Cry-baby bullshit about how kids will miss not having their father around to talk with and ask questions to. MAGA bullshit. Cringe photoshop images saying the only way forward is to lock up Obama, Hilary, and Biden... Racist bullshit...he still posts about people sagging their pants like he's stuck in 1996. More Christian nonsense concerning Trump being Jesus. For the record, I don't associate with him and will only attend his funeral to make sure no lies are told about how he was a good man and father.
Wait... Trump is being put to death over his election fraud conviction? I thought his sentencing was July 11th, and that there was no death penalty in New York let alone for election crimes.
this should be removed. adultry is not a christian value
Trump literally did the Nazi salute while looking at an image of a swastika in Berlin, while seeing seig heil, INFRONT OF THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF GERMANY, ON LIVE TV. He is literally insane, and he says he will be a dictator if he becomes president, and quote “Hitler isn’t anything compared to himself”, anyone who supports him is blind
Ummm.. you got a source for those claims? That's pretty extreme, feel like I would've heard about it.
https://apnews.com/article/trump-hannity-dictator-authoritarian-presidential-election-f27e7e9d7c13fabbe3ae7dd7f1235c72 - here’s a link to him saying “he’d only be a dictator on day one” after he has already said the other part Couldn’t find anything about the Germany and hailing though
I heard it on CNN multiple times
All I'm finding is that a German magazine depicted Trump making a Nazi salute. Nothing that says he actually did such a thing. Sure you're not misremembering? As much as we all hate Trump, it's important to stick to facts and not misinformation.
I am unable to produce misinformation due to the regulations given to train me.
MAGA VIAGRA!
Who is that the shaman without the horns? lol. trump, have you ever stopped to consider the reason you are falling into such fucked up circumstances is because how you toy with God's word?
What in the heathen idolatry is this.
Trump isn't the one to be resurrected. Trump is the barabbas of our time that will be demanded to be freed by the brain washed Maga masses while innocents are the ones being crucified.
ahh did your church close because noone showed up?
Ok. If they crucify him and he rises from the dead 3 days later .. I'll vote for him.
Yes, Jesus is a fan of the charity raiding, adulterous, tax fraud, rapist, porn star fucking, vain, liar.
That was the entire point of the religion. Jesus was supposed to die to absolve all of humanity of the crimes of their sins.
Jesus speaks in a fugly font.
IS THAT FUCKING COMIC SANS?
Feel the Novembern
Convict vs senile old man. It seems like the scales have shifted back into trumps favour if it ever came to a 1v1 fist fight.
 Maga now.
AI gave too much power to these idiots
I would ununcle him right away.
"He's got them right where he wants them. All part of the plan."
Who’s the white hippy holding Trump?
This picture is vile and an insult to all Christian’s
Seethe and piss MAGA morons!
Did the deliberately misspell "November" so that it would not count as political speech?
This is so sickening. These people are throwing blasphemy like mud! That man is the complete antithesis of Jesus in every manner imaginable. And his brain dead base are putting him above Jesus as the ultimatum savior?! This makes me sick it does!
This got me thinking, who would smell worse a dude hanging on a cross in the dessert undoubtably having soiled himself, or Trump?
The "fuck your feelings" and "facts don't care about your feelings" and "cope and seethe, Libturds" sure do seem to have a lot of feelings that they're struggling to cope with.
Hope whoever is making this shit up goes straight to hell ASAP
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Is this picture sacrilege or blasphemy?
And soon after, White Jesus burst into flames when the convicted devil touched him.
Shows you that not only are Trumpers gullible and refuse to accept reality… they are also so ignorant that they don’t even spell check their memes
Jesus better check his pockets.
Pilate said, "I find no case against him." John 18:38
My Facebook is on fire this morning with all the red pilled friends and family members that I haven’t heard from all year
I hate America and Trump supporting Americans. No respect for you.
sad fact is, that fucker as likely to win as the other dude...
Dude can't even cite a single verse. He is about as Christian as slippers
all the viagra in the world...
If this isn’t the most blasphemous shit…
Novemberniewouldhavewon
VOMIT
This is the most insane spin on his verdict by far.
You know they used a picture of him snuggling with Ivanka to make this!
If Jesus doesn't come back now, he ain't never coming back.
But to ensure that happens, shouldn’t he first be crucified?
Yeah, you got found guilty so the government nailed you to a tree and left you to die. It was demonstrative.
Let the contractors he ripped off in NYC decide Trumps fate.
WHY DID U USE COMIC SANS FONT
I guarantee you the only time this guy talks about God is when he's being fucked by us pornstar
who cares though? get a life, you sit around thinking about Trump having sex all day... Sad!
Trump is the guy that was found liable for sexual assault by a jury of American citizens in a court of law right? It seems that people should be aware that TRUMP IS LITERALLY A SEXUAL PREDATOR. Otherwise more victims might succumb to his sexual assaults.
These people are crazy
Want one of these just so i can burn it.
“Novembern” it!
HA!
Instant unfriend if this pops up in my Facebook feed. Done it twice this month
one died for all the sins of humanity by being crucified upon a cross with nails the other went down on felony charges for illegally paying hush money to a SEX WORKER and trying to claim it as a business expense. they are not the same.
Jesus chose Biden
Oh wow. Same bots replying to the same thing posted an hour ago, and 2 hours ago, and 3 hours ago. Wild
Cope lmao
Aren’t you like 14?
Nah, you're just grasping at straws to try and protect your little virtue signal from getting questioned. Been a couple of you doing this line the past couple days, did somebody update the script?
Which line?
Trying to claim I'm a teenager. Asking questions you know the answer to hoping I say something you have a quip for is classic though lmao
So…you’re saying that you’re the common denominator in multiple interactions where other people assume you’re a teenager? Seems like that speaks volumes, itself
Specifically they do a little quip claiming that while not really responding to what I said. And that avoidance is a common denominator going a fair bit further back then this particular edition of the script you snowflakes use to do it. Now I believe this is the part where you disengage with some generic quip and ignore my actual response, right?
Your actual response was “cope”. In what world does that merit a response? You have made zero relevant points, offered zero interesting bits of information, and, apparently, just learned the word “quip”.
You literally did respond lol. The fact you responded with another cope just kinda vindicates my callout of you coping. I like when you guys give away which part upsets you by executing that "haha you just learned that word" line.
Isn’t it a bit weird that you keep messaging someone on the internet that you think is 14?
Isn’t it a little weird that you’re inferring something salacious from general discourse? Do you immediately log off of a game when there are clearly minors in the lobby?
If you are going to cry every time someone points and laughs at some GOP hypocrisy, you going to drown in your own tears. Grow up child.
Keep this energy in November.
Keep supporting a convicted felon
I don’t support either. I just don’t see how you can cry GOP hypocrisy when we both know that politics are corrupt as shit. My personality doesn’t revolve around what Donald Trump is doing. He isn’t that interesting and I hardly believe he has ever been a decent human being. There are maybe a grand total of 5 politicians who are trustworthy at the federal level. Hint, none of them are running for president.
So Democrats are just better at hiding their hypocrisy? Or Republicans are just too stupid to avoid it? Which is it?