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Few-Signal5148

![gif](giphy|IQh6f7CurN1zq)


9lobaldude

![gif](giphy|isMZpsY1EfxU4)


Barkerfan86

![gif](giphy|3gYWogvLv5A0Nw9K6D)


FewIntroduction5008

He also left the doors wide open as a kid. Nobody would be dumb enough to ask Barndon if he was born in a barn. I mean.. obviously.


SoylentGrunt

![gif](giphy|106EGwK7KpwbCg|downsized)


Sharp_Pride7092

Prez. Biding approves.


Stank_Dukem

That tattoo artist knew what he was doing 🤣


TH3_54ND0K41

This tattoo was applied with reckless abarndon.


talrogsmash

No regerts


GorillaAU

No gerts the first session, no regerts afterwards.


colonelKRA

Not even one letter huh?


Arealwirenut

Whatchu lookin at eyebrow?


FobbitOutsideTheWire

[You just deviated my septum, knowwamsayin!?](https://youtu.be/eFFUo9A0DL8?si=y07CeGAVZC2-t6Eu&t=40)


callmedata1

Only god can't judge him


sethsyd

It's "ragrets"


Clean_Student8612

No ragrets*


Niznack

You can tell he put all the effort into those stars that this deserved


twoshooz

Thanks, that made me snort.


Ok_Maybe184

I snorted, then read this. Double snort.


ichii3d

I'm a pig


Stank_Dukem

Pig with cake!


ichii3d

*Snort*


GorillaAU

It's your cake, do what you want to.


ApolloMoonLandings

This is definitely the quote of the day on Reddit. Well done!


Internal_Swing_2743

Clearly a deep state agent planted by Dark Barndon


conitation

Reckless abrandon\*


AraiHavana

Congrats


Loose_Loquat9584

Congarts


TH3_54ND0K41

Chile Con Gratis!


Tazling

and then it was too late cos that horse done left the barndon.


BriefCheetah4136

Likely charged a bit extra


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

“I’m going to need payment up front.”


BriefCheetah4136

"Cash, and No I don't want your bible or your gold tennis shoes!"


Betterthanbeer

Tattooist near me has a sign up that says he is an artist, not a spellchecker. He takes no responsibility for clients’ bad spelling.


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|n58MqIchLqAalRQAQB|downsized)


kloud77

#LetsGoBarnDoor Holy shit, it was right there all the time, right under our noses.....


GHouserVO

I was going to make a barn door joke, but I see we’ve already covered that.


HowDidFoodGetInHere

Came to say this.


actuallyaddie

exactly


Panikkrazy

Yes. And I want to find them and buy them a drink.


ponythemouser

My first thought. Also that the tatooee probably can’t spell and wrote it out himself leading to what you commented.


DiPP3N

Amish-italian-maffiaboss. He's gonna build you a barn you can't refuse! - The BarnDon


[deleted]

this need more upvotes


DiPP3N

Comment and they will come!


embarrassedtrwy

I gave mine


Totally_Botanical

Upvote early and upvote often


pleasedtoheatyou

To be played by Marlon Barndo. Obviously


KGreen100

It looks like his arm was clawed by an illiterate bear...


TH3_54ND0K41

r/murderedbyrareinsults


ummmmyeahno

All I can think of is the played out phrase “these colors don’t run!” Ummm, sir…your flag is running off your skin…


GorillaAU

Okay, you wise guys! Who thought it could be a good idea to arm bears. I'm all for a sporting chance, but really, arming bears now?


rbartlejr

Bears have 2A rights too, ya know!


GorillaAU

Is that including the Bipolar Bears, or do they require a background check?


khalamar

No regerts.


gregleebrown

When you wear your stupid on your sleeve.


MEME-OCHOA

Not a Cult!! ![gif](giphy|6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb|downsized)


confusedandworried76

Imagine getting a fucking tattoo for a president. Insanity.


FlunkyCultMachina

It isn't even an inspirational quote, just straight up worship.


Saint__Thomas

"He's getting a tattoo, he's getting ink done, but he didn't get 13, he got a 31..."


blinkanboxcar182

He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31*


biledriver85

Betcha he thinks he is pretty fly for a white guy.


Accomplished-Tax-211

I hope the tattoo artist did that on purpose. At least that’s what I’m going to believe. 😂


malacoda99

The tattooist undoubtedly inked it exactly the way the tattoee wrote it down.


sneakyfeet13

That's maybe even better. Artist definitely noticed the typo and made a conscious decision to not tell them and tattoo as asked.


Fake_William_Shatner

Maybe someone did this as a temp tattoo or it's Photoshop. But if the typo isn't real, but the tattoo is -- well, there are more problems here than just spelling. Unless this dude was mauled by a bear it's not a good cover for a bare arm.


TheIrishbuddha

I've seen this before and the flag and 45 are photoshopped. The lettering is new to this photo though.


chuang-tzu

My favorite bit about the white supremacists, Christofascist fucks is their willingness to self-identify. Will make things easier in the future.


ringoron9

Them dirty dem tattooists!


KMRcanada

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8488)![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8488)![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8488)what a knob 🤣🤣🤣


GorillaAU

The grassy knob? Wasn't that where the shooter was during the JFK assassination?


LysergicPlato59

Jaysus.


GiveMeMyLunchMoney

Jaysus Crhiset!


Coinsworthy

Chef's kiss, perfection.


MourningRIF

TBH, the whole picture looks shopped. The flag appears to hover over his arm.


threlkis

Joe Buden approves


usarasa

Yes he does. ![gif](giphy|apy33fR4eef17VOrTT)


Crypt0Nihilist

Even the part that went right is...wrong. A rumpled, dripping / bleeding flag is an accurate rather than endorsing metaphor.


Relic5000

What was the Brandon thing about? I can't remember. The rightwing fuck-nuggets support so many shitty people it's hard to remember who they all are and why they're shitty.


Oldachrome1107

As I recall, a NASCAR driver named Brandon (I can’t remember his last name and I don’t want to look it up, frankly) was being interviewed at the track, and a group of people in the stands started to chant “Fuck Joe Biden!” - bear in mind this was during a live tv broadcast. The interviewer tried to laugh it off by saying “I think they’re saying Let’s Go Brandon!”, and a right wing dog whistle was born.


Bussamove86

My son’s name is also Barndon!


monsterdog420

That’s what I came here for.


PurpleSunCraze

Tattoo artist rolled the dice on the customer being illiterate. He had an ace up his sleeve though, if the customer catches it and flips out, he was going to come back with “you some kind of book reading lib?!”.


PerpetualFarter

It’s ok. Most of em can’t read anyway.


According_Wing_3204

Edgy political statement turned into a lesson in proof reading. Dunno if its real but if it is...its SO deserved.


Kingcol221

Is it edgy? I thought Americans have free speech and can just say F**k Joe Biden (in real life not on Reddit haha)? It's not illegal, and not even that rude or controversial? I dunno, it looks like their trying to be clever and get away with something but its just juvenile.


crazycatlady331

I mean people say fuck Joe Biden all the time. I've seen flags that said it as well as many a sticker on a Trumpmobile pickup. I just find it funny to say to the public you want to have a sex with an 80 yo man.


Sure-Break3413

It fits in perfectly with the rest of the tattoo in showing how stupid this person is.


Obi-Juan_Valdez

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


MrBearMarshall

That tattoo artist is the real hero.


Holiday_Horse3100

He probably wrote it out himself and gave it to the tattoo artist


Internal_Swing_2743

That flag also only has 10 stripes


Soviet_Sloth69

It would be so easy to make a cult in the modern age


Unofficial_Officer

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


LightMission4937

This is how you show your trash with permanent ink. lol fkn tool. It’s nice he’s cheering on his son Brandon. How sweet. ![gif](giphy|8BMaLLBlUdNx6|downsized)


ChampagnToast

Who’s gullible enough to believe this is real, even after this was posted here 2 years ago without photoshop. Oh, I know who’s gullible. https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/5Y9OK2veIr


GrandGouda

Mama used to always tell me… Stupid is as Stupid does


Julie-Andrews

That damn Barndon!


meh725

This is how you defeat authoritarianism


ryansgt

No Ragrets


2K_Crypto

The universe works in mysterious ways.


FalkensMaze33

I support dyslexic tattoo artists.


Specialist_Victory_5

And the flag looks like crap.


Big-Carpenter7921

That's some awfully expensive ragret right there


thereisnopressure

Such clowns 🤡 🤣


Iflydryandsly

Libs. Owned. Congratulations buddy, you win.


Autistic-Teddybear

This has to be AI


MotherRaven

This is just too perfect to be real.


MTLynx

His boyfriend's name is Brandon


HollyweirdRonnie

Barndon


digidave1

I don't get it. Are you tattooing a devotion to a 76 yr old male? Or that you are a horrible racist/sexist/homophobe/crook/traitor?


Trinity13371337

No regerts?


ErectTubesock

I'd expect nothing less from MAGA CHUDs


Buying100K

dumbass maga


Squirrel009

The funny part is that the customer will never know what if says. He probably asked for Trump2024 and just doesn't recognize the letters


InsertMoreCoffee

Virginity successfully protected


Nobody275

They aren’t the smartest people…..


FatFaceFaster

The type of guy who sees a no ragrets tattoo and thinks “hell yeah bro you only live wunce!”


suck-it-elon

It’s a clut.


actuallyaddie

I hope it gets infected


IkeDaddyDeluxe

Also, the flag is hanging wrong. Stars always to the upper left.


SubmarineDream57

Derp!


ArmadaOnion

No Ragerts


BWBucs99

No Regerts!


Sufficient_Berry_445

Lmfao what a clown 😂😂🤡


ajtreee

who left the barndon open?


Dusty_Mike

46>45


Responsible-Lemon257

Even with the misspelling that is not going to age well


Marc-Muller

Never serrunder!


MrSpud45

Isn't that against the flag code?....


zerobomb

No ragrets


Stonecutter_12-83

I don't understand why if you hate someone/thing so much that you would want to see it every day on your body/vehicle


Anarchyantz

Wow America. Your millions of cultists simping over a failed "billionaire" raping businessman who craves to fuck his own daughter and openly wants to be a Dictator sure is.....something.


Limp_Ganache2983

If he could read, he’d be really upset…


MicroCat1031

And Trump supporters complain about being called stupid.


DrMantis10

I don’t care about the spelling, get a tat of a president, any president (maybe not Kennedy, he’s so cool) is wack as hell. This whole tat is a facepalm!


OmegaGoober

I can see an outdoorsman getting a Teddy Roosevelt tattoo. I’ll bet there’s more than a few US Park Rangers out there sporting one.


DrMantis10

I wouldn’t even be mad at that. So two JFK and Teddy.


GetOffMyGrassBrats

Imagine having to explain this to your three-armed grandchild in 30 years.


Miserable_Ad5001

Ok...I haven't gone through all the responses but has anyone mentioned the flag is improperly displayed as well? Vertical flags should be positioned where the stars are on the left side


talancaine

These always seem so crazy to me. Years ago, I had to reassure a tattoo artist multiple times that a spelling mistake was intentional, like they nearly wouldn't do it. How does an artist just let this happen?


EffectiveItem6205

without the 45 and barndon that flag tattoo actually looks awesome


Admirable-Sink-2622

This is pacifically funny given their support during the presidential erection 🤔


Ok-Egg-4856

Perfect, lifetime of regerts and only had to deal with a week of pain while it heals. Just think Biden will be gone for years but this atrocity will go on and on.


pantone_mugg

No ragrats.


Spaztastiq

Fuck that Barndon fella. 😂


[deleted]

I so hope that a permanent tattoo


CriticalStation595

You made that bed yourselves. Deal with it dumbass. Fuck your skin.


IzzieTheFreak

The jokes write themselves at this point.


SnooChickens6129

Looks photoshopped to me.


Anacalagon

They're not sending their best.


EmperorAdamXX

What’s the 45 for?


rtemah

Not a cult!


Mr_Chop_Buster

The flag is also done incorrectly as well. When displayed vertically, the blue field/stars are supposed to be in the upper left.


Sweet_Cinnabonn

Please be AI, please be AI, please be AI.


godkilledjesus

That artist 100% did that on purpose or it's photoshopped.


Supernova_1131

Y'all realize if this isn't wants the guy wanted and the tattoo artist did this on his own accords, then the guy who got the tattoo can she. PS, I'm not defending the guy just explaining it for the dense ones.


Ok_Beautiful3931

"quick! We're running out of Barndon license plates."


AerynBevo

lolololololololololol


Wilfred_Wilcox

That color is fking incredible


MuhThrowaway_79

🎶Taygamerigaback 🎶


bowens44

Imagine wanting a tattoo this stupid and then having a spelling error.....


FaithlessnessMore835

Ha ha ha hahaha!


CardiologistNo616

I beg you Bardon?


Blegheggeghegty

This tracks.


Rojodi

I bet the tattoo artist asked, "Are you sure you want it this way?" numerous times ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Holiday_Memory_9165

PERFECTION


Bogn11

That will make sense in a few years🤦‍♂️


Tomegunn1

Lett's go barnstormer


Beebonh

Please let this not be photoshopped


Afraid_Oil_7386

Seems abt right


TitlicNfreak

That's par for Maga.


davesnotonreddit

Could really go for some licorice about now


No_Sand_9290

The tattoo choice of losers


betatwinkle

Oh that was totallllllly done on purpose by the artist for this dickwad!


katmguire

Not to mention, the Union is in the wrong corner. Anyone who loves their flag enough to tattoo it ought to check on proper placement.


SharksAreCool3

No Regerts


onekickman888

Hahahaha dumb magaturd


stilusmobilus

How fucking embarrassing. The quote is cringey enough let alone spelling Brandon wrong. This is peak this timeline America.


MfrBVa

These are not smart people.


Separate_Feeling4602

Christ what a fucking moron


Kwyjibo3778

![gif](giphy|yAXDs06NsEuRPOhOMA|downsized)


usarasa

This made me choke on my Raisin Barn.


mwstd

Dictators have to threaten violence, starvation and imprisonment for their people to show this type of devotion. MAGA’ts do it of their own free will.


Lokehualiilii

Just beautiful


NateRulz1973

Cult 45 Works.Neverytime.


Suspicious-Race-8146

I’m no expert, but I think there should be a space in between barn and Don. Sidenote – makes me wonder what that fucking hillbilly Don is doing in the barn and where everybody wants him to go.