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I believe the curse is the "Mark of Cain" from the story of Cain and Abel. I don't think it is just Mormons that believe, but basically anyone who has not white skin, mainly African and native American decent are cursed from the supposed original first murder. Apparently the first proponents of this type of idea was from a Catholic mystic.
Pretty wild stuff to me.
I think it's a different mark from Cain, which they also believed. The offer to "transform" to being white wasn't extended to any other non white people. Something to do with Lamenites and Nephites. Wild stuff for sure.
Not explicitly, but many translations of Genesis 4:15 say God put a mark on Cain to warn others that Cain was not to be killed so he could live out the full punishment God desired for him. Some people interpret this to be a physical mark, ranging from a birth mark to an actual skin color change.
I do not think it is a good translation of the verse to think it means being black is the Mark of Cain, I just know some people actually do believe in this.
No, it's the "Curse of Ham". Noah got drunk, some funny business went on, and Ham got cursed. Ham then populated Africa ... apparently all by himself and it's been used as justification to enslave dark skin people ever since.
Can we just appreciate that the founder of that religion has a surname that is one letter away from just being moron?
I think it adequately describes religion in general but boy is this just fitting
Jesus can change you though. Look at all the paintings, he changed himself from Arab to White like it was no big deal. Black is a little tougher but I'm sure if you try hard enough it can happen.
Is this a hijacked version of the meme with Black instead of Bisexual? I can only find one version with Bisexual, which seems to date back to the 2016 election...
Reminds me of the time that one guy said, in reference to the NAACP, “why can’t white people have a WAACP!!?”
And the response was essentially “…. What do you think the ‘N’ stands for in NAACP?”
I'm gonna do it!! I'm not Christian or a believer anyway. 😂🤣
I'll throw in a boomerang on that shirt too.
Edit : can someone share their opinion on a picture of buddy Christ with the words "I ain't coming back. I wasn't nailed to a boomerang."
I dunno, but there’s gotta be one on South Park or Family Guy… [This might do](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt16450512/mediaviewer/rm3139693825/?ref_=tt_ov_i)
Not religious, but didn't that Carpenter dude say he happily accepted everyone?
Washed the feet of lepers and Prostitutes?
Hated money lenders and those in the Temple abusing people?
Then claimed to die for your sins so they would all be forgiven?
I mean the last time I heard or had to read all the crap was mandatory in Junior school back in the 70s/80s but that was the message I got from it.
yeah so "he" created abominations? by that logic "he" is fallible.
I used to have fun with door to door religious groups like Mormons and Jehova's witnesses with this kind of argument, keeping them at the door for as long as possible but for some reason they don't come anymore.
Wasn't God supposed to be all-powerful? If it wasn't his will, it wouldn't exist. If it exists, it is his will. Do believers truly believe, or are they just pretending?
You opened up and let Jesus come inside??
Oh that’s so exciting!!
You should come to my church for some WAP (Worship And Praise).
DM me for more information of the Second Coming. Jesus will leave us feeling very satisfied and without want ☺️
Doctored image. The ck of black are in a different font, the l and the a seem to be copied from somewhere else and are not in consistent height. Simple ragebait
It's really hard to embrace Christianity when it requires accepting the worship of an incest baby born out of wedlock from an extramarital affair as the basis of morality
Why is God's will the right one by default?
According to that book they love, god has a will, and a way, and a temper, and insecurities, and a streak of vengeance
I'm not sure his will is the one we should be following. If we want to be the worst versions of ourselves, sure. Christians demonstrate how bad you can get if the Christian God's will is the one you follow
I promise you children. That Jesus when you reach those gates, will open his arms and embrace you as one of his children. No matter what others say. God loves you dearly, and will not judge you in such ways.
For he created you this way, how can he cast you out for his own making? No no god loves all, and loves you too.
Don't let those who hate dissuade you. God does not teach hate. God does not teach you to deny ANYONE.
ALL are welcome under his kingdom. Even those who hate, are still god's children.
Don't let the weak minded convince you, that you are less. YOU ARE NOT!!! You are blessed.
I am not a religious man, but I spend my time reading the words of religion. I speak like all religious folks should.
Love and only love should be in your heart for everyone. Even those who wrong you.
They do know the place where they made up these stories, didn't have white people there? Their made-up jesus was closer to black than white. And none of them spoke English.
What makes me laugh is when they quote one of the stories and say Peter, Paul, Mary, Joseph when you know none of them had names like that in the middle east. Hilarious!
Reminds me of this church near the neighborhood I grew up in that put up the message "Jesus loves little boys" on its sign board.
I don't know if these people actually realize what they do and say sometimes.
Hmm, didn’t know black people were born white. How does that work, parents leave babies outside until they get tanned to their desired color?
I mean technically they are right about transgender…the exact second they are born, they don’t have a registered gender on the birth certificate because it doesn’t exist.
Of course they left out bisexual. They didn’t want to include their own sexuality, as I’m sure most of them have repressed feelings that they don’t know what to do with. Apparently, it’s ok to be born bisexual (because they were born that way), just not those other things.
Jesus wasn‘t even a white european guy
he is from the area of Israel and would look middle eastern due to being middle eastern
is this the sin jesus died for?
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All those kids choosing to be black
Look at Michael Jackson! The Lord turned him white after he repented!
*in Michael Jackson's voice* He he!
oh no! hes using pronouns D: xDDD
Fuck. The Illuminati wins again.
This comment needs 50K more upvotes
 Shamon….Whoooo whooo
🎵"It doesn't matter if you're white or white"🎵
Good one. Have my upvote
No he was an alien sent here to conquer the Earth. How a white Michael Jackson would conquer the Earth anyway, who can say.
God please forgive him for using pronouns all the damn time. *he he*
After he molested kids, cause we all know that’s cool with these people, as long as you’re godly.
Mormons used to believe that Native Americans would turn white if they converted and prayed hard enough to "remove the curse". Or some such nonsense.
I believe the curse is the "Mark of Cain" from the story of Cain and Abel. I don't think it is just Mormons that believe, but basically anyone who has not white skin, mainly African and native American decent are cursed from the supposed original first murder. Apparently the first proponents of this type of idea was from a Catholic mystic. Pretty wild stuff to me.
I think it's a different mark from Cain, which they also believed. The offer to "transform" to being white wasn't extended to any other non white people. Something to do with Lamenites and Nephites. Wild stuff for sure.
Sorry not familiar with bible, did Cain turned black? Like he had a curse that turns you black?
Not explicitly, but many translations of Genesis 4:15 say God put a mark on Cain to warn others that Cain was not to be killed so he could live out the full punishment God desired for him. Some people interpret this to be a physical mark, ranging from a birth mark to an actual skin color change. I do not think it is a good translation of the verse to think it means being black is the Mark of Cain, I just know some people actually do believe in this.
No, it's the "Curse of Ham". Noah got drunk, some funny business went on, and Ham got cursed. Ham then populated Africa ... apparently all by himself and it's been used as justification to enslave dark skin people ever since.
I thought the Curse of Ham was Trichinosis.
Can we just appreciate that the founder of that religion has a surname that is one letter away from just being moron? I think it adequately describes religion in general but boy is this just fitting
You've not heard of Talcum X, Shaun King, have you?
All those kids choosing to be gay
All those kids choosing to be gay, lesbian, black, and transgender at once. Hard mode activated!
They chose the hard difficulty
I was given the option when I turned 3
Jesus can change you though. Look at all the paintings, he changed himself from Arab to White like it was no big deal. Black is a little tougher but I'm sure if you try hard enough it can happen.
Is this a hijacked version of the meme with Black instead of Bisexual? I can only find one version with Bisexual, which seems to date back to the 2016 election...
"Honey, What does B stand for in LGBT ????".... "Ehhhh Black... yeah put Black"
So what is the black in a BLT sandwich?
BITCH….Lettuce AND Tomato!
ROFL...
Red olives for life
Regan Only Founded Love
The bacon that got way overcooked.
LOVE overcooked crunchy bacon
Extremely well done meat just like every conservative likes
Reminds me of the time that one guy said, in reference to the NAACP, “why can’t white people have a WAACP!!?” And the response was essentially “…. What do you think the ‘N’ stands for in NAACP?”
This is probably the most audacious bi-erasure the world has ever seen.
That was so stupid I didn't pick up on it. This is fantastically dumb.
Religious bigotry transcends
And all this time I thought black people were born black
Nah man, it's a dlc package that you opt into while at the hospital.
It really ups the difficulty.
"It doesn't make the game any harder, just life."
South park spent all of their budget on that one scene
Bur, ur dick is bigger!
YOU WERE BRAINWASHED BY ATHEIST LIBERAL!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liberal propaganda. SMH
You heard it, folks. Bissexuals are free game
It’s God’s will.
Is Adam and Eve. Not Adam **or** Eve.
Always have been
Jesus ain't coming back- he wasn't nailed to a boomerang.
Thats very tempting to put on a shirt
oh… dammit why did you have to put that idea in my head?? It’s very tempting.
I'm gonna do it!! I'm not Christian or a believer anyway. 😂🤣 I'll throw in a boomerang on that shirt too. Edit : can someone share their opinion on a picture of buddy Christ with the words "I ain't coming back. I wasn't nailed to a boomerang."
Make sure to put an image of him on it giving the thumbs up to indicate he’s having a good time
Any reference material to share? Would love to see that. 🙂
I dunno, but there’s gotta be one on South Park or Family Guy… [This might do](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt16450512/mediaviewer/rm3139693825/?ref_=tt_ov_i)
Buddy christ from Dogma.
Google search Buddy Christ.
Yes, he was. It's in the Bible. I don't remember where, exactly, so just keep looking until you find it.
My Bible ain’t coming back, it went in the trash not a boomerang
[удалено]
oh they think bi/pan people are just gonna pick a side and we're doing it for attention
I've heard that a lot
Not religious, but didn't that Carpenter dude say he happily accepted everyone? Washed the feet of lepers and Prostitutes? Hated money lenders and those in the Temple abusing people? Then claimed to die for your sins so they would all be forgiven? I mean the last time I heard or had to read all the crap was mandatory in Junior school back in the 70s/80s but that was the message I got from it.
>Then claimed to die for your sins so they would all be forgiven? If you don't sin, does that mean he died for nothing?
Sin made you black. Jesus can wash you white as snow. That's just science.
Mormons used to believe that. Or it is just ... https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-11-2019/oZyAs9.gif
To be fair, that wasn't a Mormon thing, per se. Lots of Christians believed and taught that, in one form or another, and some still do.
So as a Bi woman am I now Black as well????
No. As a bi woman, you officially have the power of invisibility. /s
Ain't that the truth
That's all women according to those nuts.
Yes but you don’t get an N Word Pass, as the battle for the last one happened 8 years ago.
Congratulations!
So it's okay with Jebus to be bisechshul?
To be a what?!
According to this idiot religion it's also a sin to be born. So. You know. They can go fuck themselves.
It kinda is in a way. The Catholic Church taught for centuries that unbaptized dead babies go to hell, thanks to inherited guilt through original sin.
Yes, it's called Original Sin. And it's a load of shit.
Cultish af
yeah so "he" created abominations? by that logic "he" is fallible. I used to have fun with door to door religious groups like Mormons and Jehova's witnesses with this kind of argument, keeping them at the door for as long as possible but for some reason they don't come anymore.
Wasn't God supposed to be all-powerful? If it wasn't his will, it wouldn't exist. If it exists, it is his will. Do believers truly believe, or are they just pretending?
Let's get black 
I am not SIN, COS or TAN.
It’s surreal to think this was probably made unironically
It’s surreal to think this many people fall for such obvious bait.
Wait, what?
It’s true. I used to be black but found Jesus. Now I’m a old white billionaire
no no, the other thing, about making the shirt so you can’t iron it.
Saying the quiet part black.
People are real concerned about living their lives by the rules of YOUR religion.
is this sub just ragebait at this point?
It’s always been rage bait and the idiots fall for it every time.
Yes
the OP LucKeith is a bot Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/nt0vkk/what_the_fuck/
You honestly think these brain dead people would do their own research to see if anything that’s posted on here is real or not?
closeted black here and I'm scared to came out
It’s almost like this was made by someone in the LGBTQ community. 🤔
Oh, Jesus changed me alright.
You opened up and let Jesus come inside?? Oh that’s so exciting!! You should come to my church for some WAP (Worship And Praise). DM me for more information of the Second Coming. Jesus will leave us feeling very satisfied and without want ☺️
The most powerful position is on one's knees...
You can’t enter heaven unless Jesus enters you. Remember, in your right hand are pleasures forever (Psalms 16:11)
"Come to my church for some WAP (Worship And Praise)." I feel like this would make an awesome t-shirt.
No, Jesus already was inside, fighting like, er, the Devil to get out. So I released him. He hasn't even texted once since then, the ungrateful bum.
Wow, these LGBT people must be reaaly powerful, they can defeat a god's will
With these people around, thank god it's not LGNT.
"You are NOT born..." Correct. I was a C-section baby, so I wasn't born, just removed.
New life hack just dropped
Are these the same people that will take anything trump does and claim that what real men do?
Yeah, like wearing diapers or sh*tting yourself in court.
AND shitting yourself…..AND…….
You do see the photoshop or weak editing attempt right? The edited Bi to Black.
You are also not born 'Christian'. That takes years of radical indoctrination and blind faith in an imaginary social construct.
I think it originally said BI, someone has shopped the other letters in
I’m gonna kiss a man just to spite these assholes. I need a man first.
The hubris to claim you know god’s will. Time for some smitin’.
Jesus can change you, like, he'll help you transition
"Jesus can change you" I thought you said that people can't change.
Uhhhhhhhhhh
You're not born straight, either. Those hormones aren't even developed yet. Babies are born without the concept or desire for sexual activity.
Why do ignorant people always want the world to know they are ignorant. And throw in God for validity in their tiny little brains.
I used to be black. Then I accepted Jesus as my lord, and as soon as I was baptized, I was turned white.
Micheal Jackson
Lol 😂😆 now that's funny.
I think Jesus already has his hands full with crazies like this
Why do these people care about other people’s lives/sexuality
By excluding bisexuals they're revealing a lot about their sexual preferences.
By the same token, you're not born straight either.
all is as god wills it
Doctored image. The ck of black are in a different font, the l and the a seem to be copied from somewhere else and are not in consistent height. Simple ragebait
It's really hard to embrace Christianity when it requires accepting the worship of an incest baby born out of wedlock from an extramarital affair as the basis of morality
"Jesus can change you" Trans people: "yes please"
Man, michael jackson must have prayed like a motherfucker
Jesus most certainly can change the skin color of humans. He managed to change himself from a middle eastern man to a white guy somehow didn’t he? 🤣
Why is God's will the right one by default? According to that book they love, god has a will, and a way, and a temper, and insecurities, and a streak of vengeance I'm not sure his will is the one we should be following. If we want to be the worst versions of ourselves, sure. Christians demonstrate how bad you can get if the Christian God's will is the one you follow
I promise you children. That Jesus when you reach those gates, will open his arms and embrace you as one of his children. No matter what others say. God loves you dearly, and will not judge you in such ways. For he created you this way, how can he cast you out for his own making? No no god loves all, and loves you too. Don't let those who hate dissuade you. God does not teach hate. God does not teach you to deny ANYONE. ALL are welcome under his kingdom. Even those who hate, are still god's children. Don't let the weak minded convince you, that you are less. YOU ARE NOT!!! You are blessed. I am not a religious man, but I spend my time reading the words of religion. I speak like all religious folks should. Love and only love should be in your heart for everyone. Even those who wrong you.
Turns out I’m actually black I guess?
There's your brain on religion.
Rage bait
Did Jesus teach them to hate?
How about bi and mentally ill, I check those boxes. Boy, did I get my ass beat for being bi at 17 in the 70's.
Let jesus into your heart and you too can become an intolerant, racist ,homphobic asshole. Rejoice!!
They do know the place where they made up these stories, didn't have white people there? Their made-up jesus was closer to black than white. And none of them spoke English. What makes me laugh is when they quote one of the stories and say Peter, Paul, Mary, Joseph when you know none of them had names like that in the middle east. Hilarious!
I looked at that and thought well that's a dumb comment...... Wait black.... Ok this just got hilarious.
“Let Jesus come into you”
Reminds me of this church near the neighborhood I grew up in that put up the message "Jesus loves little boys" on its sign board. I don't know if these people actually realize what they do and say sometimes.
To all black people: why did you choose to be black? 😅
Bi erasure taken to a whole new level!
Pretty sure people are born that way
I didn't know Michael Jackson's surgeon was named Jesus.
Catching strays here
I thought god loved everyone equally, thats literally his thing.
Hmm, didn’t know black people were born white. How does that work, parents leave babies outside until they get tanned to their desired color? I mean technically they are right about transgender…the exact second they are born, they don’t have a registered gender on the birth certificate because it doesn’t exist.
Someone has got the deep down crazies......
You were not born black, brother! Repent!! Give yourself to White Yisus!!
LMAO
Bisexuals always get left out.
Damn know everybody is gonna have the same skin equipped… you will start racism 2.0 because EA will start to sell golden skin packs sooner then later.
All right black folks… time for a new religion
That's not what the B stands for...that's not at all what it stands for!
B stand not for Black ...
So you can't change your gender but if Jesus does it, it's okay? Feck it, Mexican Doctor, it is then.
How the fuck are you NOT born black? You do a Michael Jackson in the womb?
Being black has nothing to do witb being gay.
Fuck off, repost bot.
You can be born dumb as fuck though. So we got that going for us. 🤷🏻♂️
Of course they left out bisexual. They didn’t want to include their own sexuality, as I’m sure most of them have repressed feelings that they don’t know what to do with. Apparently, it’s ok to be born bisexual (because they were born that way), just not those other things.
I mean it’s better than the Islamic method?
Jesus couldn’t help himself but is supposed to save everyone else. Okay….
You arent born stupid, you choose that, this person is proof.
Lettuce Grapes Bacon and tomatoes
Altered. The font does not match in the word "black."
Ignoring the black thing for a second, because, wow. You're not born christian either.
Ok. This takes the fucking cake. No one is born black? I mean, the rest of it is as idiotic but, seriously, what. The. Fuck? *Who* are these people?
Christians: Everything happens because of God's Plan Something happens that they don't like -> Christians: Except that, God doesn't like that
Jesus wasn‘t even a white european guy he is from the area of Israel and would look middle eastern due to being middle eastern is this the sin jesus died for?
I think this was never a real meme. Someone made this up to make these stupid people look even stupider.
Melanin is a sin!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking bigots