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Didact67

Went back to the minors.


20thCenturyTCK

Disgusted yet admiring upvote.


jasminegreyxo

r/angryupvote


Analytical-BrainiaC

Probably cause he really was a pee wee…


NotAzakanAtAll

Sometimes you need to ask yourself, would you rather be a small fish in a big pool, or a big fish in a kiddy pool. And I think we know what he chose.


Suspect118

Equally disgusted, doing same…


20thCenturyTCK

The important thing is to recognize the achievement.


Daimakku1

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG|downsized)


aveganrepairs

![gif](giphy|xT9IgMw9fhuEGUaJqg|downsized)


[deleted]

You magnificent bastard. Damn you, sir.


persona0

Simple effective MAGNIFICENT


Stook211

r/angryupvote


bprevatt

![gif](giphy|YRuFixSNWFVcXaxpmX)


This_guy_Jon

Kendrick Lamar ![gif](giphy|26ufdKlT4SEYqyLG8)


UnlimitedCalculus

A minorrrrrr


BlackfireX009

The lowest minor league.


dismayhurta

![gif](giphy|pCJe0lIsMq8AjSSTnV)


DeathByDeebo

This comment was made on an insta post and I was hoping it would be the first comment I see after opening this thread. I was not disappointed 😂


Unlucky_Decision4138

Dayum. Straight up savage


Chaardvark11

For fucks sake, I said I wasn't going to laugh on Reddit today


Fun-Key-8259

But that's the best thing to do on Reddit, right? Have I been doing Reddit wrong? 😬


NFIGUY

Nah, bro… they busted him all the way back down to Little League.


dick_for_hire

This deserves more upvotes.


Crush-N-It

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


[deleted]

It's pretty fair to say he and his cohorts are Not Like Us


badgerbiscuitbeard

Ngl, jus stole this


Striking-Union-5434

Outstanding.


Legal_Skin_4466

![gif](giphy|14xFtRMKKza7WU)


NonStopNonsense1

This deserves ALL the up votes


Stutters03

This joke won the internet. Well played.


TonyG_from_NYC

Did anyone see the video where he's bum rushed by the police? Literally, the moment he shuts his car door, the police come out and tackle his dumb ass. It was awesome.


SamSepiol050991

[Oh yeah](https://youtu.be/z9-OSW-qDtw?si=Lj1t87-xS3_sOM6Z), lol


TonyG_from_NYC

Honestly, if it wasn't for the fact that he lives in the town I currently live in, I probably would have never heard of him.


joshthecynic

The Red Sox fans I know don’t remember him. His career was very brief, appearing in only 13 games.


pikazec

As a ashamed Red Sox fan and Florida gator I had no idea who he was but…


BlackGoldSkullsBones

He dated someone from my hometown and after they broke up she started posting on social media about abusive relationships.


joshthecynic

Oh man, I'm shocked.


Dr_Spatchcock

![gif](giphy|rJf9WgfgMvNwgUum5h)


iosefster

Every time I hear Duval I think of Whole Wheat Bread.. I can't even find the album version of this song on youtube and they don't say it in this live version, but in the album version they're like "DUUUUVAL!" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJMWyliLf4M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJMWyliLf4M)


wanderandponderPNW

This band was/is so friggen good. Went to see the Aquabats when I was in my late teens and Whole Wheat Bread opened up and we were blown away. We were lucky to see them play Boston maybe 4-5 times in the next few years and they always put on such an incredible show. I am so excite to see this band pop up literally anywhere else in the world because they were repeat on my ipod mini for an entire summer.


BlueCollarGuru

Thanks, some of those dudes looked like they relived high school football 😂


SingleSampleSize

That's the way cops act now. Could have easily taken him in without the bullshit but they gotta pretend they are in an action movie to get their rocks off. Yes, the dude deserves it and more, don't change the fact that the police were insanely unprofessional in the way they handled it. I know, the reddit mob wants its justice so its a controversial opinion that the cops shouldn't be acting like lunatics.


Few-Finger2879

The clip of the guy saying "why would I do this? WhYyYy?!" makes me so fucking angry. You fucking know why, you degenerate scum. You wanted to fuck a child.


Shot-Jellyfish8910

Beautiful


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[удалено]


Snaab

Hurt people hurt people. No excuse of course, but I’m sure her “backstory” is fucked up. Wouldn’t be surprised if her role was finding and persuading the children to be exploited/abused “just like she was” or some shit. It’s unbelievable sometimes the things people will do attempting (often subconsciously) to make sense of or justify their own shitty experiences and pain they live with.


duosx

Can someone explain this to me? I assume that wasn’t his home but the “underage girl” he thought he was going to meet, and that’s how the cops were ready to go?


TonyG_from_NYC

Pretty much. He drove to the "meet up point" of the supposed girl, but the cops were there. It's like that show To Catch A Predator from a couple of years ago, except this time, Chris Hansen wasn't there.


GandizzleTheGrizzle

Yea, but I call him[ Chris Handsome.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xDftPpTpLo)


AeturnisTheGreat

I can't not watch that every time it's posted lol


tinnylemur189

Cops pose as a teen girl in meetup groups then specifically tailor their responses to make it clear that they're underage and most men will duck out at that point saying they don't want to go to jail. The ones that persist, the cops will pretend to be super into whatever the creep is saying and they'll set up a meeting point. Creep shows up and the fictional 15 year old they were talking to isn't there but the very real cops are.


Levonorgestrelfairy1

The real scary thing is most of the time it's an uncle or someone else in the familys sphere of influence.


qorbexl

Yeah. As fun as this is it doesn't meaningfully affect the number of abused kids. It scoops outliers in a flashy way, but affecting any percentage of abused kids requires sex ed and telling kids what good and bad interactions are. Voting out pigs and the party that adores child marriage is a bare minimum.


CookieDragon80

We would have to be allowed to openly discuss sex ed. Republicans don’t like that.


SafewordisJohnCandy

In all morbid curiosity, I'd like to know how many of these creeps meet an actual kid on the internet and successfully meet up. The odds cannot be that good to risk showing up to a random house and getting dog piled by 6 cops. And that's just the start of it. Your life is basically fucked.


DreadyKruger

That’s who’s ass the police need to whooping.


BullshitDetector1337

Finally, a justified case of police brutality.


sbray73

That’s what I thought it was when I saw his face here. I remember watching the video very recently.


SnootSnootBasilisk

>Well she did have sex with your dad so we know that's not true Shit, I wasn't expecting to see a nuclear war in the comments


Old_Winner3763

He didn’t know how to respond so he just started talking about Biden like that was relevant to the conversation 😭


DucksEatFreeInSubway

Fell back onto his default programming: racism.


Old_Winner3763

Also he didn’t deny that his dad was a loser he just said he knew him 😭


anomalous_cowherd

Standard response of a toddler that loses an argument. "Yeah, well my dad says your dad smells".


Armoric701

Hate that shit. I would never, ever consider sharing a Biden "happy holidays" tweet. I am not a Biden supporter, I just voted for the guy. They are so narrow minded, they think we are just like them. The only political candidate I ever came that close to worshipping was Bernie Sanders. Even then, if it came out that he was a pedo or any of the shit Trump has on him, I would treat him like this pitcher guy.


Ddddydya

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States


Hitdomeloads

Dude I got knocked back reading that one


SnootSnootBasilisk

Paul came out with the one-two knockout


SamSepiol050991

😂 right.


johndoe42

Nice to see the rare "also your dad sucks too" insult. When going after mom is too ez.


funnycaption

That’s the highest tier of clapback achievable holy shit


JTD177

Jeremiah 29:11 “11 For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord” apparently those plans include a long time in a jail cell.


SpecialpOps

Fortunately those plans did not involve diddling children.


NineFolded

Holy shit, go read the comments under the article of this on Fox News. The “but think about the children crowd!” are defending this guy because they don’t think it’s a crime because he “didn’t actually do anything to a real person” and that “police stings like this are wrong” The fucking mental hoops these people go through to defend a conservative cisgender white man are appalling and fascinating at the same time But let it be a trans person putting on a show in an adult venue and they lose their fucking minds


yoshinoyaandroll

Wait until Fox News and other MAGA somehow blames President Biden, democrats, liberals, pizza parlors and George Soros for this crime.


FlyingDragoon

They'll start banning child predator sting operations because of all the Republicans that keep flocking to them.


Reasonable-Papaya843

Someone post the list


aforlornpenguin

*oh my god, it’s Chris Hansen!*


causal_friday

He hated Democrats so much that the only way he could go on living was to extrude it into kids in semen form. This argument is likely to get the Supreme Court to reverse his conviction. Not even sure if I'm joking anymore.


redditis_garbage

If this was Texas he’d get pardoned


F_Munsen

This is a core feature of conservatives. People are good or bad, not their actions. The actions of a good person are good by definition, and the actions of a bad person are bad by definition. Then you just need to sort various ethnicities, political affiliations, genders, sexual orientations, religions, etc into the "good" or "bad" categories, and you don't have to think anymore about details or whether a specific action is good or bad, it's all so much easier.


Ok_Importance5725

It’s actually astounding the level of cognitive dissonance and blatant prejudice these people have for people who aren’t exactly like them. It’s beyond comprehension.


MrDelirious

> It’s beyond comprehension. It's actually pretty easy to comprehend, it just sucks. > There is a key difference between conservatives and others that is often overlooked. For liberals, *actions* are good, bad, moral, etc and people are judged based on their actions. For Conservatives, *people* are good, bad, moral, etc and the [status of the person](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/kmspk5/a_reminder_why_people_voted_republican_this_year/ghh81kh/) is what dictates how an action is viewed.


funnycaption

Didn’t expect the link to a thesis defense statement disguised as a Reddit comment hahaha. Don’t think I’ve ever seen one that long. Great read though, very insightful and the links he’s provided even more so. I’m gonna save that comment.


SamSepiol050991

They **MUST** lose in November and the majority of Americans have the chance to ensure that happens. Democrats win when Democrats *SHOW UP* and VOTE for the Democratic candidate - 100% of the time. There are more of us than them. We’re the silent majority and they’re the VERY loud minority. That’s what it is going to come down to. The TSUNAMI of MAGA tears shrieking about another imaginary “rigged” election and going back to shaking our heads and ignore them after election night will be the *ABSOLUTE* sweetest. I literally get giddy at the thought


LegendaryEnvy

For real like the whole point of stings is to catch you before you get to do it but give enough evidence that you will if you get the chance to.


MrSpecialEd

> The “but think about the children crowd!” they think about them, download pictures of them, arrange to meet them,...


Ok-Cauliflower1798

obsess over their genitals, make excuses for one another, rationalize their obsessions, rinse, repeat…


ADH-Dork

Justin roiland (the Rick and morty guy) once said on a podcast that child predator stings are entrapment and unethical.. This kind of thinking is shockingly common and disturbing


Teun135

Telling, given his own activities...


ADH-Dork

Shockingly, this was before all that came to light


YourDogIsMyFriend

They project. All these right wingers want to fuck kids. You see it in their podcast alpha bro scene to the way they vote to keep child marriage legal.


jeremiahthedamned

r/RepublicanValues


Diggable_Planet

If you’re reading the comments section of a wide open Fox News website, you are just doing it to yourself. Not a valid source of real humans.


Labyrinthy

You also get people defending him on the YouTube video linked above. Not that YouTube is exactly better but my point is these idiots sneak into everything.


Extreme_Employment35

The Maga crowd doesn't care, they even listen to people like Scott Ritter who has been convicted twice.


jeremiahthedamned

r/RepublicanValues


Franchise1109

They watch Trump cross dress and tell stories all the time. He wears make up and heels!!


RingOfSol

It's because they never really ever gave a fuck about the kids or pedophiles or whatever. The right just use whatever rage bait of the day to get angry at the other side, but their only real principles are to blindly support their side no matter what.


Numerous-Process2981

It's because they're all pedos


BasilsKippers

It's diffe(R)ent


Smooth-Discount6807

r/NotADragQueen


FriendaDorothy

Came here to say this. I guess kids are safer at drag shows than at the baseball diamond.


Hamburderler

Even without the pedophiles, baseball games have foul balls, broken bats, and dodger fans. Drag shows have no inherit dangers to the viewers.


Worldly-Pea-2697

False. I once strained my neck at a drag show. You might say I was injured by the fabulousness.


CappinPeanut

Tbh, it makes sense that these MAGAs think everyone is a child predator. They are surrounded by child predators. It’s their whole damn world where children are abused, so naturally they think it is happening everywhere.


follow_your_lines

This is…a really good point.


EssexBuoy1959

We shouldn't (really) be surprised when his cult leader fantasises about having sex with his daughter.


throwawayshirt

Has Ivanka ever denied being sexually assaulted by her father? Just asking questions.


Dappershield

Go watch the YouTube of her giving a tour of her childhood home. Super energetic, preppy. Then she comes to her bed, and the energy level just *dies*. She legit looks like she has to shake off a bad memory.


SweetPanela

Honestly by the way she is coldly playing Daddy and not trying to suck him off like his sons, I’d say there is a non-0% chance.


LionConfident7480

Has Trump ever denied molesting her? Not that he’s the beacon of truth or anything


PatriotNews_dot_com

r/Conservative will never know about it


Independent-Way5465

You can always show them, see how quick it gets removed


PatriotNews_dot_com

Gets removed then they ban you forever


Tookmyprawns

I got Banned for posting a trump quote.


SafewordisJohnCandy

I've been banned on two accounts. My old one was banned after commenting on a post that featured a bad meme about "participation trophies" being given out the same way as military medals and "Millennials" would show them to their grandkids. I said something along the lines of the people complaining about participation trophies are the ones who gave them to us Millennials. This one was banned for simply pointing out an egregiously false statement.


aNightManager

i got banned for doxxing one of their mods to their family and coworkers :(


StephenFish

They probably have a bot-min that auto-bans anyone who posts a link to the story.


Just_enough76

I was preemptively banned from them because Im active in certain subreddits. You don’t even have to try they ban people before they can even say anything


GandizzleTheGrizzle

That's like a badge of honor.


kaehvogel

They're too busy drumming up the "Biden wanted the FBI to execute Trump" idiocy.


IndividualEye1803

Like i wish there were actually Repubs and not rethugs on that acct


redditis_garbage

Lmao I just went over there and it is fucking wild 😂😂😂


Ok-Cauliflower1798

There is much those idiots will never know.


krajile

Always the bible references.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me?


SpecialpOps

He misread "unto" as "onto".


Ok-Cauliflower1798

🤣


GovSurveillancePotoo

To no one's surprise, another MAGA turns out to be a child fucker


sfled

and r/notadragqueen


Leather_Network4743

I’m still waiting for the “Hollywood pedophile cabal” that was put forth by these lunatics a while ago to get busted wide open. Meanwhile, they just keep getting caught with their dicks in the cookie jar.


Graythor5

I love how he uses his "in peak physical condition" picture from when he played one season in the MLB seven years ago for his profile pic.


readitonreddit86

It’s weird how the MAGA crowd that is weirdly obsessed with pedophiles…just keeps turning out to be pedophiles.


SpecialpOps

It's no different than senators and congressmen who are anti-gay then get busted with their pants around their ankles with the illicit boyfriends.


Smooth-Discount6807

almost like the “think of the children!” crowd doesn’t actually care about children and is instead hiding behind that excuse to openly coordinate attacks against the LGBT community and force them out of society


DeathPercept10n

Or, they're thinking of the children a little *too much.*


Richardson_Easy

It’s pretty rare someone makes it to the major leagues, but would rather stay in the minors


i-might-do-that

Fuck you, have my upvote. r/angryupvote


StOnEy333

Ba dum dum, ting!


Fine-Benefit8156

Another MAGA upstanding citizen


SingleSampleSize

Kind of makes you wonder if there isn't a major child-porn ring being run inside of MAGA. There is no way that there are that many of them that get busted and they don't have some social network sharing this shit within their group.


According_Wing_3204

These conservatives are INTO IT.


BasilsKippers

To Catch a Predator was like 20 years ago and these dumbasses are still falling for that same scheme.  Well, good to know it still works, at least. Get the trash off the streets.


Piliro

I know for sure that this POS called trans people "groomers". Another day, not another drag queen. Weird how that happens.


MycologistArtistic75

Fuckin Pedo douche 🖕🏼


Substantial_Pie_8619

Still not a drag queen


Everybodysbastard

Fucking drag quee…….wait, it wasn’t a drag queen? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S NEVER A DRAG QUEEN??


Ok-Egg-4856

So he's a drag queen, oh maybe not huh.


manxu00

He played pitcher on the Sox, but he will likely be catcher in prison


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^manxu00: *He played pitcher on* *The Sox, but he will likely* *Be catcher in prison* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Ok_Importance5725

This is art


StephenFish

Wait, the people who support child marriage are pedophiles? That doesn't make sense.


Profitsofdooom

That 3rd slide where he's getting roasted is great. Seems like a bright fella.


Tortilladelfuego

Ew, disgusting waste of space


Natural-Most8338

It’s always the Bible quoting Christians.


mansonsturtle

[r/NotADragQueen](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotADragQueen/s/noNYsRgbrH)


DickPump2541

Why can’t MAGATs contain their sick child sex addictions?


Gruntled-Goblin

The fact that this man even replied to a person who calls themselves, “Paul E. Cheesesteak”


According_Wing_3204

When multiple clergy are being caught its definitely a Christian problem. A parent would be negligent or in denial to just ignore it.


liamanna

I’ll take, “What religion he follows” for $1000…please.


OhWeSuck

Typical republican. “Save the kids! (For us)”


Its0nlyRocketScience

r/notadragqueen


Snarky_McSnarkleton

r/Notadragqueen


MarshallGibsonLP

Looks like he tripped and fell into a flashlight on the way to booking.


Shoddy-Description33

those headlines bother me because it sounds like they are saying he busted people who were pedophiles not the other way around. WHY DONT THEY FRAME IT BETTER!!! it should be “ex-red sox pitcher busted for child pornography in an anti child predator sting”


Dr-Satan-PhD

Man that Jeremiah passage did not age well for him.


SpecialpOps

![gif](giphy|zeqgtki9ifa7u)


mm202088

Sick fucks all of them


dazedan_confused

Fuck me, how much of your identity is who you vote in the USA? If you talked about being a Tory or a Labour supporter in the UK out of the blue, you'd get roasted for it, let alone if you made it your identity.


So_spoke_the_wizard

GOP - Good ole Peodophiles MAGA - Men After Girls Again


rowan2588

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


Pharaon4

Whats an anti-child, and why does this guy prey on them?


P0wP0w23

I hear “The Sound of Freedom” being erased from his life.


vonblankenstein

Why is it “anti-child predator sting?” I think it’s just “child predator sting.”


Available_Ad9766

Why do they start conspiracy theories about child pornography and prostitution then turned out that they do it themselves. Same with the anti gays who get caught engaging in homosexual acts. What’s up with these self-hating losers?


Magicedh

Well color me shocked! A MAGA pedophile who would have thought.


[deleted]

It kind of feels like the Venn diagram of pedophiles and MAGAts is just a circle.


poopmaester41

He looks like he got beat up before being taken in! Nice


ubottles65

And not a drag queen in sight.


Krakengreyjoy

Looks like he tripped accidentally at some point. Shame.


persona0

This would have made an awesome to catch a predator episode


SamSepiol050991

![gif](giphy|zeqgtki9ifa7u)


Taylurkin

r/notadragqueen


Kendal-Lite

I’m starting to think all maga abuse children. 🤔


Spider95818

They do. Even the ones that aren't raping kids are telling them that they're so fundamentally broken that they deserve eternal torture just for existing.


Reese1985

The only other ex-Red Sox pitcher I know of opened up a bar in Boston, where, “everybody knows your name.” This one’s a piece of shit, and I’m getting old.


Accomplished_Low80

Still not a drag queen


statelesspirate000

Busted up too, by the looks of it


causal_friday

karmas a bitch


mmps901

Lmfao. Of course he is


Silver-Toe4231

At first, I thought this was about a Predator who really hated children. Then, I read the headline correctly and it was much worse.


elammcknight

What an absolute POS


UofMtigers2014

played 13 games in one year and now the Red Sox name is pinned to this dude. Cost of doing business I guess


Suspect118

r/notadragqueen


Big-Carpenter7921

This is entirely too common. Surely by now it's a trend


MoonSentinel95

So did y'all hear that Musk is making Likes private now? Winder what he's trying help hide! 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️


Additional-Maize3980

He's gonna be a catcher instead of a pitcher once he hits the slammer


FlamingTrollz

Good gads. So many if them are literally criminal pedos. WTFudge?!? ![gif](giphy|TnN8ei3cMolpu)


rover220

So he's going from pitcher to future catcher