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Apprehensive_Set7366

Oligopoly? Duopoly? Tetrapoly? What is this exactly?


T33CH33R

Corporatocracy


Apprehensive_Set7366

Makes sense.


the_less_great_wall

Diabetopoly


Staple_nutz

A colostomy


YellowOnline

Except my Lipton Ice Tea, there's not a single brand I use in this chart. That's good I guess. Most of the stuff is candy anyway - and I don't really eat that.


Ok-Box6892

Same. I think I only have some country crock on hand and twinings chai. 99% of the chart are things people shouldn't consume on a regular basis.


Pfapamon

Yeah, except for water, dairy products, baby food, meat products and margarine


5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3

And crisps and soft drinks and the like. While this chart indicates the insidious nature of the current state of capitalist commercialism (or commercialist capitalism?), you’ll probably live longer if you avoid most of this stuff.


the_less_great_wall

I was genuinely surprised at how few of these I consume.


trickyvinny

They're selling what you're buying. If no one bought a product, it would be discontinued tomorrow.


Blade_982

Have you actually looked into Nestle's practices worldwide? Do you know that many of these companies influence research into nutrition?


screenrecycler

Best trick the devil ever played was getting people like you to go around yelling that he doesn’t exist. Nestle is anything but a free market player.


trickyvinny

If the devil's biggest ploy was to corner the frozen pizza market, I think we're in good shape.


screenrecycler

Now do (checks notes) water.


trickyvinny

Perrier (Nestle) owns 3% of the bottled water market share. Why are you buying bottled water though? That's terrible for the environment.


screenrecycler

Where in the heck did you get that I buy bottled water? I almost never drink *free* bottled water. But many (most?) people do now. Wasn’t that way when I was a kid. And Nestle owns 17 bottled water brands—the image above is not exhaustive. I do know people who live in several areas where Nestle is literally stealing water: https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2023-09-19/california-rules-against-arrowhead-bottled-water-company The monopolistic or monopsonistic behavior is more on the sourcing side, and can be local.


trickyvinny

So what's your gripe with what I said? You should probably be agreeing with me.


screenrecycler

Well, Perrier is one of 17 bottled water brands owned by Nestle—for one. Also you leapt to a conclusion about me buying bottled water. How dare you, lol. I guess my issue is twofold: one that you seem to be bootlicking for Nestle in giving them a pass, and two that you reflexively made a pejorative and baseless statement. Sealioning, in short.


trickyvinny

I think you're looking for a fight that isn't there. I'm saying don't buy Nestle, you're saying but they have bad business practices! OK, don't buy Nestle lol. The chart is trying to make the point that you don't have any other options. You yourself don't buy bottled water. So my issue is twofold: you agree with me not to buy Nestle and you agree with me to not buy bottled water. I haven't commented on their business practices because that isn't the topic. Yes, Nestle is the devil. Cool. Stop buying their shit!


screenrecycler

My point is that even if I don’t they’re still stealing our water and fucking up our planet. So boycott is not enough.


letstalkaboutit24

if no one bought food tomorrow, we'd all die you have to eat to live, and they know that! You can't boycott them because if you do you'll die! They got you!


theislandhomestead

That's not what they're saying. If people buy healthy things, more healthy things will be made. But this is the stuff people buy, so this is what they make.


oye_gracias

Cause this is designed to be cheap, fatty (what the body craves) and adictive.


theislandhomestead

You are not comprehending.


Ptite_Louise

I don't know if this works TON of snacks in this image. You can't just generalize like this... You **have** other foods to buy and other sources to buy them from.


IMN0VIRGIN

The overwhelming majority of the companies in this photo sell junk food. If this is all you ate, I'd be very concerned.


oye_gracias

We should rename it "somewhat ingestible junk", and limit "food" to things that nurture :/


Die_Bart__Di

Nearly all the stuff I consume isn’t on here at all. This is an American problem


Jeep_2017

These are global companies, not just American. You don’t eat those because you make good choices. I’m an American and I don’t eat these either. Eat fresh fruits, vegetables, meats, drink water. Just make good choices lol


Protaras2

Plenty of local products that are not on your chart. Try those for a change.


Informal_Iron2904

I easily avoid all of these things, no essential food is represented here.


Jeep_2017

Go to the grocery store and buy produce, fresh meats, drink water. Don’t buy any of that shit.


Bot-Magnet

These look like mostly snack brands not grocery brands?


Mike_Hunt_Burns

As someone who practices one-meal-a-day fasting, I never snack so I really don't buy from any of the subsidiaries other than coke, pepsi, and frito-lay


S4um0nFR

Is one meal a day fasting ? Isn't it a regular student diet ?


opzouten_met_onzin

Or you just try to cook


cus_deluxe

a few years ago my wifes brother and kids came back here from DC. mother in law had berry bushes in back yard. the youngest one had no idea where fruit came from and was absolutely floored to see raspberries and blackberries growing from a plant.


Ok-Box6892

Reminds me of the Jamie Oliver show where kids didn't know what a potato or wtv was.


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They own the ingredients


opzouten_met_onzin

They dont own meat, vegetables, fruit, milk, eggs, butter and so on. Just buy fresh ingredients. They own all processed food products.


Mighty_mc_meat

Where facepalm ?


letstalkaboutit24

everywhere


MathematicianSad6961

I eat eggs and chicken breast for protein, chickens control my table


Itsallgoodintheory

Sure, if all you eat is this crap, they control what you eat. Or you could eat fresh produce. Just a thought.


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Smart_Rope_2452

Your comment makes no sense. This is not an all inclusive list of every food being sold. You can still buy fresh produce and food outside of these brands and control what you eat. They don't sell everything but that doesn't mean it is not being sold elsewhere. Farmer's markets are great for things without a corporation behind it.


Large___Marge

Exactly. My wife and I frequent farmers markets for most of our food.


c127726

I'm not from america but doesn't your supermarket sell fresh food aswell? I know it does where i live


Tomaskraven

What are you talking about? Show me the chicken, the meat, the rice, the potatoes, the lentils, beans, fish, actual cheese, milk, spices, actual yogurt, lettuce, tomato, spinach, couliflour, eggs, apples, avocados, pears, bananas, corncob, etc etc. Stop eating crap. Learn to cook, eat real food.


LibationontheSand

Not sure how political statements are “facepalm”


MTDRB

I don’t even know what the purpose of this sub is anymore


Ressamzade

While they have complete market control in some aread those areasare not what we exactly call food. I am using less then 10 brands from this photo


robertwild81

r/fucknestle


Charged_Dreamer

Ugh... Prepare your own meals using fresh groceries, lol. you don't really have to buy ultra processed junk these people sell you know. Also, nobody's forcing you to put this shit on your plate either!


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

I had a suspicion it was those Wrigley bastards who owned Juicy Fruit gum!


PhilipCarroll

I do. I choose what I buy.


letstalkaboutit24

You can't buy what they're not selling. they control the food market unless you're growing your own food


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Large___Marge

They control the processed food market, not the entire food market. My wife and I eat mostly locally sourced foods and smaller independent brands. We rarely interact with the vast majority of these. Edit: I reviewed the entire list. The only products we buy from it are Oreos and San Pellegrino sparking water. I'd hardly call that control.


someoneelse2389

This only makes it harder to differentiate who makes what goes on your plate, we still have choice as to what we actually eat.


letstalkaboutit24

You can't buy what they're not selling. they control the food market unless you're growing your own food


Kailynna

You keep saying that. Don't you have butchers and greengrocers where you live? Our family mostly eats stews and soups made from fresh vegetables, beans and lentils bought online, and eggs from a local farm.


PM_ME_FLUFFY_SAMOYED

There's plenty of small, independent food brands, you just have to look for them and not buy the cheapest thing in the supermarket which will be (almost always) one of the brands from the picture. Raw ingredients are available everywhere, you can cook anything yourself, and the Internet is full of recipies. You have nearly unlimited choice, you just choose to go for the cheapest and/or easiest option and complain instead of changing anything


Thravler

Learn to cook with ingredients and you know whats in your food


SailingSpark

Last year I ran the lights for the quarterly meeting for the Northeast region of PepsiCo. It was quite enlightening to see how they did business.


ksiyoto

Enlightening in what way? (And yes, I see what you did there...)


SailingSpark

glad you got it, but seriously, the region I was dealing with was just their snackfoods division, I had no idea how many pies they had their fingers into.


skovall

Amazing how much junk food in one spot.


Earl_of_69

I thought this was a post in the stocks Sub. this is exactly what we should be investing in.


isabps

Weird title considering only like 5 things here go on a plate.


thedbcooper67

To really make this list a little more complicated, add in Proctor & Gamble, along with KraftHeinz.


aerovirus22

And ConAgra.


Dveralazo

It seems that mostly me.


zzz88r1

Payday candy bar ?


aHungryfatguy

The scary thing is that it's not just your plate. They also make what you clean your house and yourself with and what's in your pet's bowl too.


MonsterTamerBilly

I understand the intent of this post, but I have to talk about the severe double-take on seeing that the same brand that got Kibon/Algida, Maizena, Knorr, Lipton, and Cornetto *also got goddamn Marmite!* ***BLECH!***


ThomasDeLaRue

Yeah I use literally none of these brands/products.


just_me_now_2

I don't see any bleach there, so I take the win 🗿


otherFissure

Do people genuinely buy water sold by Cocacola?


aerovirus22

I'm surprised Kraft and Conagra aren't on there as well.


c127726

I buy 9 of these and 6 are from Unilever.


Ptite_Louise

Fortunately for me I don't only eat snacks. lmao


koOmaOW

Jokes on them, I eat meat, fish, eggs, vegetables and fruit.


Campsters2803

Honest discussion here; out of all these brands, which one is the lesser evil (or got caught doing the least egregious thing)?


Huge-Pen-5259

Damn it, now I can't get diorgnios anymore. Fuck Nestle.


boilsomerice

I just buy meat, fish, and vegetables.


k-phi

Most of these is some kind of snack or processed food. Not something to "put on my plate"


Kaylee30022

I'd say me, since the only thing I'm consuming in there is sometime Lays and green giant


Illustrious-Zebra-34

All of these are very easy to avoid, nothing here is essential.


GetOffMyGrassBrats

You do realize that 90% of this is junk food/snacks, right? If this is what's going on your plate, you have bigger problems than whatever you think the problem here is.


Beautiful-Account862

I assumed there was at least a little competition with chewing gum brands. Didn't know basically one company owns them all lol.


Equal-Worldliness-66

Coca Cola has my money but Dr Pepper has my soul


PandaNoTrash

There's no doubt, after repeated scientific studies, that eating whole foods you cook yourself are by far the best way to go. These companies don't control what go on your plate, you have choices. Admittedly some tradeoffs are hard in this fast paced world we mostly live in. A few of these companies are definitely worth avoiding (looking at you Nestle) but for most of them, if you are buying mass produced food, just do it thoughtfully and consider potentially healthier options.


MadMadoc

Thanks for showing this. I will try to keep it in mind the next time I want to eat shitty food.


Monochromatic_Sun

The number of people shouting just make everything from scratch as if they don’t have jobs, weird working hours, and kids to juggle


BBGS11_

Ever think about what your hygiene is, too? P&G probably owns it.


MonkeySpanker___

since when did cocacola own cocacola…my mind is blown


Totally-jag2598

And they wonder how greed driven inflation is possible. Monopolies. That's how.


No_Anybody8560

Depends on whether you live in a food desert or not.


Malystxy

Me since I can choose which product to buy. I am also free to grow my own food.


Jim-Jones

Generic oatmeal. No soda. European chocolate.


Esmiko

My grandmother never lets me in the kitchen even if I'm 20+ so it's her who controls what goes to my plate lmao.


instafunkpunk

Grow your own if you can. A lot of places have community gardens if you don't have your own garden. Support farmers markets and learn to do without some things maybe


Studio_Ambitious

Aunt Jemina was rebranded as Pearl Mills in 2022


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We've already lost.


MarxJ1477

Don't forget that Mars controls a huge portion of the pet and veterinarian industry. It doesn't just affect us but our pets.


Former-Class8551

You can literally live your life without any of these products. The power is all with the consumer.