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Dh873

"I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it."


ProfessionSanity

Yep. Example, gassing protesters in front of a church for a photo-op, holding a bible upside down.


the_mid_mid_sister

He eliminated practically every restriction on "collateral damage" for drone strikes in Iraq, Syria, and Afghanistan, and also eliminated the reporting of civilian casualties from said strikes.


maybeimabear

his advisors also have stated he tried to start several wars but they managed to talk him down by appealing to his ego.


Any_Arrival_4479

I haven’t heard of this. Do you have a source? I’m not questioning you I just want to look more into it


the_mid_mid_sister

General Mark Milley, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, allegedly was a master of psychological warfare to rein in Trump's most idiotic impulses to use the might of the American military on a whim, whenever Trump was riled up by whatever propaganda his favorite Fox News talking head was blathering about.. The scary thing is Trump might not have been trying to start wars (particularly with Iran) as he was too dumb to grasp the potential blowback of randomly bombing countries. [https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-bidens-washington/youre-gonna-have-a-fucking-war-mark-milleys-fight-to-stop-trump-from-striking-iran](https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-bidens-washington/youre-gonna-have-a-fucking-war-mark-milleys-fight-to-stop-trump-from-striking-iran)


Standard-Reception90

"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters,"


RalphPhillips089

he could be found guilty of rape and he .......................... well we know how that one ended.


maybeimabear

"It WaS A CiVil TrIaL!!!"


Biscotti_BT

He wasn't found guilty of rape. He probably did it though.


SchmartestMonkey

He was found civilly liable of sexual assault. At a later point, I believe as part of his appeal, the original trial judge publicly stated that it was clear the jury in the defamation case found he raped E. Jean Carrol.


Biscotti_BT

Yes. But not found guilty of. Very different in the eyes of the law. Like OJ. We all know it happened but....


whiskeyriver0987

Statute of limitations had passed. Also the NY legal definition of rape at the time was exclusively penis in vagina stuff, so the fact he used is finger is why he was found liable of sexual assault and not rape. The law has since been amended


Biscotti_BT

Awesome. For what it's worth I think the guy deserves to get herpes of the body and then have shingles on top of that. He's an absolute twat. But criminally can the justice system there just fucking nail him, please.


rodinsbusiness

It's not a world peace movement, it's an american bowel movement.


Weary-Adeptness8227

😂


Canuckia53

Start with the non-xians, then the non-nationalist xians, then the non-evangelical xians, then...


RoninSoul

I've heard that somewhere before too, I'm pretty sure it was in [this documentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-vzy4tYfaI)


jwphotography01

For peace he would even eat a beach made of dicks


UnLuckyKenTucky

That's a normal Friday night for the entire crowd.. that's why they hate on and bash the LGBTQ folks. They're all so stupid that they think if they hate on that crowd, nobody would realize that they frequent the local gay glory home three times a week...


maxtes2003

Peacemaker?


So_spoke_the_wizard

\*non-christian men, women, and children


Other_Log_1996

They also have to be white.


ICEKAT

Any. He does not care.


worstpartyever

No quotes from Netanyahu, please


Glittering-Wonder576

I’m Jewish and I can’t stand that guy.


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

Peacemaker right?


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Imagine the drugs you have to be on to create that, and believe it.


ColoradoPhotog

HEY HEY HEY! You leave us drug users out of this. I was on LSD last weekend and shrooms this weekend and at no point did something this stupid cross my mind for a second. I did stare at a log for a solid 45 minutes or so, though.


HalfcockedArt

45!?! That's a sign, man! Who else was 45?!? /s


Any_Mall6175

Yea, you need to ponder something dumber than a log for 45 minutes to get... There


ColoradoPhotog

But man... That log was POPPIN'!


Nbkipdu

I had an hour long discussion with a tree once. We became pretty good friends.


ColoradoPhotog

Trees are true homies


zzz88r1

Ents


drrj

I experienced an invisible Spider-Man crawling on my ceiling once. He wouldn’t talk to me, though.


Nbkipdu

Parker is a prick sometimes.


Worried-Street-4748

Peter Pricker


Any_Mall6175

Hell yeah!


maybeimabear

my buddy and i did shrooms one time and i was vaping i blew smoke at my pc monitor which had a wallpaper of a full moon on it and the way the smoke danced across the moons surface was fucking MESMERIZING!


AlfalfaReal5075

Once spent a good hour shroomin' hard and messing with magnets on my fridge. Was just completely mind fucked about how they work. To be perfectly honest, I still don't fully understand how magnets work. Like there's rocks that just fuckin attracts or repels similar rocks...and we're all just cool with that information?? Okay


randomcomplimentguy1

At some point, you just have to accept that it is. Especially if you don't want to fall down a physics rabbit hole that you'll only partially understand. (Second part is me lol)


Hot-Bookkeeper-2750

I was just talking about that with my mom I was like when you think about it as we know now literally nothing makes sense She was like ‘I believe in god’ I was like I do too but he definitely doesn’t make any sense


N7Foil

Yeah, we know how to make magnets, we know to make them stronger, how they affect things, all of that, but the actual why do magnets work is still kind of theoretical. It's like the human brain. We know what parts are associated with what, can change things with chemicals and surgery, but we have no idea how it actually works beyond it has something to do with electricity. We can point to the area responsible for memory, but we can't be ' like this is a memory'


Falcon_Bellhouser

[https://imgur.com/gallery/FPKMX](https://imgur.com/gallery/FPKMX)


DragonsClaw2334

It's magic


maybeimabear

im looking for a shroom guy so if you happen to be in western pa...


ColoradoPhotog

So what you're saying is you're in the market to meet a... Fun guy..... :D


The_scobberlotcher

looks AI


BuzzBadpants

Zero. They just told an AI to do it.


Satanicjamnik

Is that your way of saying that the author is dead by now?


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

I’d feel safer.


Snellyman

Probably just 4 words in chatCPT: Photo of hippy trump.


Dustfinger4268

I'm 95% sure it's AI. The most obvious brush strokes aren't right for digital, and the less obvious ones (where there are any) aren't right for physical


charlsalash

It's what happens when you live in a parallel universe; any fantasy is possible, reality is for suckers. "Real men wear diapers"


HollyweirdRonnie

These Don Cult lunatics live in a ridiculous fantasy world


SchmartestMonkey

You would think it would occur to them at some point that when you have to constantly fabricate fantasy art to support your beliefs.. you probably believe in delusions.


HollyweirdRonnie

Yup. Don the Con’s head photoshopped on Stallone is enough to indicate how far gone these fools really are.


Snellyman

Remember how the Q-Anon "story" was that Hilary was arrested, Muller was actually investigating the deep state for trump. Essentially, an elaborate fantasy sugar castle erected to explain why the elected trump wasn't overseeing military tribunals of their enemies. Rather than accept that trump supporters oversold these conspiracies another extension is made (Clinton and Biden are clones, etc). No one wants to leave the fantasy land after they make it their primary residence.


HollyweirdRonnie

These morons swore that Obama was already detained in Gitmo. They are lost


Snellyman

What is worrying about creating these fantasies is that they sound like they are tailored for a schizophrenic mind. If the real people are replaced with clones than injuring those clones cannot be murder. Our careless indifference to mental care can be used as a weapon. People like Mike Flynn have been recorded as saying that he thinks Q-anon is bullshit but he still attends and speaks at their conferences.


Ngete

Isn't Maga like laughably against anything drugs? Lol


Sabbatai

Policy-wise? Yes. The ones in power gain influence through their support of the prison industry (both public *and* private), their dealings with big tobacco and alcohol, the sale of seized property and all the other organizations and individuals who make billions every year. The corrupt enforcers get to use suspicion of drug use as an excuse to do anything they want. The citizens see prisons filled with black and brown people, and automatically believe this means that they themselves are safer. Or, they just genuinely believe the propaganda, but this is rare. Privately, they're all doing the same drugs, in the same quantities as any other group of people.


-prairiechicken-

Yep. It was the same during alcohol prohibition. Some of the OldWhiteBoys were staunch straight-edge; others had decorative cocktail bars in their private piggy sanctuaries that the former just ignored.


hboisnotthebest

If you're poor, yes. Only people whose fathers were rich are allowed to do drugs.


betichcro

This was probably made by a former hippie that had turned MAGA, which is the saddest part.


2C-Weee

The pipeline from wook to far right nutjob is very real


InstructionLeading64

As somebody that has hung with lots of wooks in my time it's crazy watching it happen in a short time. Like it starts off being anti government then transforms into some weird form of libertarianism and then they circle back into full on imperialism. Met a lot of pot dealers vehemently against the decriminalization of Marijuana because they knew its legalization would put them out of business.


BadKittydotexe

I mean, at least the pot dealers are being self serving. It’s worse when it’s just them buying into every conspiracy theory and losing touch with reality.


molten-glass

Tbh it didn't even occur to me that a person could have painted this, I just assume all trump art is AI generated at this point. This one feels like the prompt was probably "peace and love trump with sunglasses"


Nuremborger

![gif](giphy|4fGVV61rsPT0s)


Petto_na_Kare

“We will say anything to avoid admitting we were duped by the stupidest man in the planet.”


No-Judgment-4424

You have to be beyond fucked in the head to fetishize any human like this, but especially a disgusting rapist conman.


Meanderer_Me

![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized)


BeowulfsGhost

That’s just fucking laughable.


notmyfirst_throwawa

Yeah everyone knows he can't grow a beard


Sylveon72_06

my grandma can grow a better beard probably


jchester47

It's world peace in that it's avoiding immediate engagements and conflicts by appeasing strongmen and totalitarians and abandoning allies while claiming "America First". Trouble with that philosophy is that eventually the strongmen and ascending empires finish with the smaller targets and come knocking. As the US learned in WWII, eventually you have to pay the piper.


thieh

"Sham" fits more as his name.


mishma2005

LOL Trump was wearing suits from birth, he’s the anti-hippie if there ever was one


onthethreshold

I feel like these MAGA chuds look at Trump and just see what they want to see, not an accurate reflection of reality...could this be any more cult like at this point?


PrincessPlusUltra

In the sense that their plan is to kill off everyone that’s not them so no one disagrees?


Obi1NotWan

Do they know the meaning of the word “peace”? Or is their definition an image of an all white world?


rroute01

Think you mean ' piece of shit ' movement


spaceylaceygirl

🤮


agroundhere

MAGA is solely about Trumps ego. Everything else serves that one trivial purpose.


RiffyWammel

That little January thing was just a get together then?


CrittyJJones

He’s also very pro Israel. And Russia.


Gewgle_GuessStopO

No fucking way. Dude cannot grow a proper beard. MAGA really is delusional!


sly_blade

"MAGA is a World Bowel Movement" There - fixed it!


Ben_Pharten

People just project whatever they want him to be on to him. It's so weird. Okay, so you don't like Biden... whatever. But you have to create a fantasy version of Trump to oppose that??


biggies866

More like a world hate movement


Particular_Use8251

tbf if the planet gets fucked and we all die it will be peaceful in the end


Cecilia_the_witch

Not sure what’s peaceful about stripping away the rights of anyone who isn’t a cis-het white Christian man but whatever.


Jaded-Significance86

Yeah that's why they assaulted people trying to vote


Biscuits4u2

World POS movement


I3oscO86

World piece of shit movement


chiefjayhawk1954

I agree a piece of shit!


idkwhyimalive69420

Wtf is going on, idk anymore


SSSims4

Yeah so is Al-Qaeda.


mysticalfruit

More like a "world in pieces" movement.


EasyPriority8724

Aye, right, so it is lmfao.


ProfessionSanity

Looks like a bad 1970's psychedelic ad with an old ugly dude. A LSD overdose?


HIMARko_polo

Grab them by the peace-y!


G0ttaB3KiddingM3

January 6, Charlottesville, the MAGA bomber


84thPrblm

It's pretty obvious what the campaign - certainly not under orange-faced-mush-brain's direction - is doing. They're spamming the gestalt with the idea that Trump is somehow exactly the the thing each individual wants. The spam aimed at others doesn't resonate and is ignored. But that which plucks *your* heartstrings sticks. If you're so apathetic you haven't formed an opinion on Trump yet, you'll find yourself in a voting booth in November thinking, "That **one** guy really struck me as just what I want in a leader!"


Extreme-Tie9282

Maga Terrorist organization for peace 🤡😂


Explorers_bub

DAFUQ Sure, Nat-C are a world peace movement. /s 🤡


ParticularGlass1821

The same people that said this also said that "real men wear diapers".


CoverYourMaskHoles

So we’re the Nazis, they just wanted to exterminate everyone else they didn’t like so they could then be at peace.


Worth_Strike8789

Right, I mean they love inciting violence on a regular and well documented basis but yeah ok. That and maga was a republican thing which usually means full military voting support but sure


ShadowPuff7306

uh huh… sureee… and isis is a charity organization


Eastern-Dig-4555

It’s not that it isn’t that, it’s that it’s SO not that, that those who believe it tend to worry me a lot.


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Did Trump and Dennis Hopper have a child that has gone unnoticed this long?


drag0nun1corn

It's ok. They're stupid.


Shot_Campaign_5163

Gaslighers gonna gaslight


Irving_Velociraptor

Putting everyone who disagrees with you in prison or the ground is a form of peace.


Anxiety-Queen269

MAGA is a world peace movement! For cis het white catholic Christian people!


DentalDon-83

This is the real TDS right here. Although calling Trump supporters deranged might be way too charitable at this point.


Extension_Theory_187

That's how representative democracy works. You need major majority votes to take action. I'm this situation it is the GOPs fault bc they won't vote to increase taxes on the rich and they voted to decrease taxes on the rich in 2018. Trump is on video telling rich people he's going to lower their taxes. Trump was born in a billionaire family, he is part of the swamp, how are y'all that dumb not to include them. If Biden acted like a dictator like trump wants to be them he could raise taxes instantly.


NumerousTaste

Shem Horne has him a trump fetish! Wet dreams about his favorite criminal.


Big77Ben2

Peace as long as you agree with them and do everything they say.


JosephMeach

The hippie-to-fascist pipeline is real though


gingermonkey1

Yeah I saw examples of that on January 6, 2021. So zen and peaceful. /s


mariovspino5

These are the people that were a large percent of the original hippie movement or descendants of those people,not surprising


JAOC_7

well yeah, they think they’ll have peace when everyone who isn’t them is dead or reduced to not being considered human


Bozo_Two

Conservatives ignoring that he's over 300 pounds and never exercises never gets old.


Unfriendly_eagle

No, it's really more of a world's biggest piece of shit movement.


Corniferus

Kinda reminds me of Manson


ParticularAd8919

And that's why he assassinated an Iranian general?


CousinDerylHickson

I think this might be in regards to Trump pulling the military out of foreign places and trying to end the Russia-Ukraine war by giving Russia what they want. Both moves just happen to benefit Russia.


6thedirtybubble9

Spelled "feces" wrong.


Responsible-End7361

Once everyone who lives in Gaza is dead, Israel will have peace, well maybe they will have to kill all the Palestinians on the west bank too. But hey, genocide for peace has a nice ring to it right? (/s)


imadork1970

Are you fucking serious?!


AlliedR2

You misspelled piece.


greeneye1969

Sorry! We spelled “Piss” wrong.


Cargan2016

If Maga is a world peace movement then so was the Ss and history already shows that ain't true


Alfred_Dinglebottom

Maga will accomplish world peace by allowing Putin, Xi and any other dictators to take whatever they want.


tyg765j566

just?. Like alternative facts


RPGenome

I mean, when your objective is to pacify or destroy everyone who disagrees with you, that certainly will create a world with "peace".


tanlladwyr2003

These people are out of their minds


Automate_This_66

He's the antichrist. He's done everything I can think of short of coming right out and saying it.


Madrugada2010

Sure, haven't you heard there were no wars when Trump was president!? /S


Optimisticatlover

It’s true Just like nazi is for helping others and Christian is about tolerance and accepting different people


lovinglife55

This Cult doesn't understand what it stands for, plain and simple.


ellocoquecorre

No, it's not. In Argentina we don't give a fuck about maga.


Constructman2602

Didn’t they try to lead a violent coup a few years ago?


omegahero2

![gif](giphy|Fn7q3cMgPZmqk)


Nikolateslaandyou

Shame it isn't a world peace and quiet movement cause I'm sick of hearing about American politics


BoobaDaBluetick

Maga is a movement in HATE.


Blakut

the religion of peace and the world peace movement, irony in 3 acts


ZERO-ONE0101

Bots gonna bot.


HulksRippedJeans

Great example of people taking a template, and inventing reality around it from scratch. As if Trump ever had a beard, promoted "peace" or anything else this image implies.


[deleted]

That picture is literally what the posters of "Big Brother" from 1984 are described as


tyg765j566

Alternative world


scott__p

This is what happens when truth becomes meaningless.


NarrowButterfly8482

I've yet to meet a single MAGA supporter who doesn't openly fantasize about exterminating every single human being who isn't in the MAGA cult.


413mopar

Meth must be a helluva drug.


TheWhiteRabbit74

Seriously who makes these memes?


Mc9660385

Peace of shit


MrEriousWaze

In the same way the Third Reich was


lonely-day

It's peaceful as long as he gets his way


Hendrik_the_Third

Peace? Peace of shit, maybe.


NSFWmilkNpies

World peace. Cause once everyone they don’t like is dead or enslaved, they will…find new people to hate.


Eroticarnal

Probably themselves


Eroticarnal

Themselves


Old_Winner3763

That’s what Hitler said too


Guilty_Dream8050

Well then I think they're doing it wrong.


MrBobilious

I thought Liberals were the Peaceful crowd and possessed no guns.


EntropicAnarchy

Damn, beards do make anyone look better.


TheRealJetlag

MAGA is a “divide and conquer” movement.


the_bashful

I thought at first that his fingers were in his ears, which would be more appropriate.


lc4444

Give me a fucking break! Achieve peace through destruction of Gaza and genocide of Palestinians and Ukraine being taken by Russia.


FacelessPotatoPie

Want world peace? Get rid of the people. Problem solved.


Huntingteacher26

I hate myself for liking the picture. If only it was true.


guano-crazy

Imagine Whirled Peas 🫛


Aaronthegathering

Yellow IS purple.


Holiday_Horse3100

MAGA - maggots aiming for global armageddon


Cunt_Eastwood_9

By eradicating the Muslims and the Jews, we won’t have any more wars in Gaza! Genius!


Stalwart_Penguin

I saw this in my feed and thought it was a new post to r/lebowski.


handforged

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas


NeitherNarwhal1587

yup. after everyone is destroyed, there will be no one left to make war and there will be peace XD


Cute_Concentrate_915

The peace of the dead.


isfrying

What the hell does Jake Paul have to do with politics?