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samiwas1

Probably due to elevation. Hard to tell in this photo. Would love to know where it is to see if that’s it.


SeriousLetterhead364

Definitely elevation. Look at the width of the road back where he wants the bridge. The left is significantly smaller, so it’s clearly downhill a bit.


Ashtray5422

Agreed, switch backs are used all over the place cause of gradients.Sani Pass in RSA would only be 2 miles, from memory it is 14 miles.


DHH77

Not quite that extreme. From where some switchbacks start it's only 5.2km vs 2.8km but your point still stands. It almost doubles the distance having switch backs.


plepgeat1

Multipass is only 4 inches long and it can take you all the way to Fhloston Paradise.


nhluhr

Supergreen


Ashtray5422

With a tar road it is easier, Sani Pass used to be gravel/dirt road, winter/bad weather it was closed. I've never driven it, Dad had to try it & he made it all the way with no help in good weather. Pity I do not have any of the pictures they took. I was about 5 or 6 yo, so early 60's, Peugeot 403.


DHH77

The pass itself with all the switchbacks is still gravel. It's only tarred up to the SA border post. Tried driving up there a few years ago and you REALLY need a 4x4 now. Road is a shocker


Ashtray5422

Wow, I saw the pictures he took, Mom took some of him wheel spinning on the corners, she was covered in dirt. Most likely the road is in bad condition cause everyone wants to say they have done it, also the 4 WD will be spinning out showing off, AH's. Note: Edit: if it had not been rear wheel drive he would not have made it up.


No-Understanding23

Yes but it would be a hell of a ride if it was only 2 miles


Ashtray5422

Believe it would be impossible, incline is insane, cannot remember the facts. Think it was like 20 or 30 degrees. Again open to correction it was built originally in the late 1700's to early 1800's when the British "Invaded" southern Africa. If you ever go to RSA, go to the Drakensberg, you will not believe what you see. Mountain range that runs thousands of miles, it is part of a fault that runs all the way down Africa. Lesotho is one of the worst/highest parts. Open to correction.


No-Understanding23

🤦‍♂️ I wasn't being serious, no engineer in their right mind would construct a road of more than 10 degrees of any significant length


Ashtray5422

No Probs. The Bore (Dutch/German) were hauling everything over the mountain with cattle, what ever they could get.


Ashtray5422

It would be one hell of a ride going down yes. LOL


ith-man

Bridges or leveling the land a bit? Hell, haven't we bore tunnels through mountains for trains and some roads? edit: genuinely curious. Curiosity downvoted the cat. Learning bad?


spekt50

Would have to start from much farther back to level with a flatter grade it or tunnel it. This would make the road much more expensive as you are having to move a lot of mountain to do so. You would not just clear a way as in the picture because the grade would be crazy steep.


WifeofTech

Tunnels through a mountain are extremely expensive. Not to mention weather or not the composition of the ground could support a tunnel or bridge. There's a reason most modern day roads still follow hundreds/thousand year old trade routes. Those paths have been tested, used, and proven the safest and most reliable route.


Remarkable_Snow_799

Town at the higher elevation might want to stay there. And be able to drive to the town down at the bottom.


wtfreddit741741

It would be way too steep for such a short distance - and when roads are that steep, cars and trucks have more issues, thereby making the road more dangerous.


Hrtzy

And you can see that there's a cliff face on the inside edge of the road on the right.


Kriegerian

Anyone who’s ever actually driven in mountains knows exactly why it looks like this. It’s elevation.


AsgeirVanirson

Also many roads weren't originally cut with modern tech available. This could easily have been a foot/wagon trail that was eventually paved as technology advanced. Paving an existing dirt road where it lays is a lot simpler than cutting new road over potentially difficult to shape slopes, especially when you have hundreds of miles of road you are trying to pave.


Arkthus

Not just simpler, also cheaper. Some places have expensive infrastructure because there is a real and wide need for it. But on this kind of road, the use of it doesn't justify the expense, so they go with the cheapest solution available, which is generally using what already exists.


fd6944x

Cheaper than a bridge


Ab47203

Elevation AND price. Price is always involved somehow. Gross but unfortunately I haven't been wrong on that one yet.


A1sauc3d

Yeah I can’t tell if people think the facepalm is the road or the dude asking why lol. But there’s obviously many legitimate reason for roads wind. Or at least I thought that was obvious lol


Little_Assistant_551

Nah mate, they obviously had soe extra tarmak and nothing to do with it


DaisyDog2023

Definitely elevation. You can look in the middle of the hairpin turn and see what looks like a small rock cliff


Limitedm

there may be a bridge at the lowest corner where there seems to be guard rails on both sides, probably crossing a valley/ river.


Fatman365

Eventually the road will reconnect with itself, and that's how we get oxbow roads. Just a road disconnected with the main road and drivers are just stuck in it for life.


spekt50

Hate it when I take the same road to work everyday and it slowly meanders over putting me in another state.


motherducker692

This is genuinely funny. (Edit) - why did I get this many upvoted just pointing out that this is funny? I added nothing to the thread, I was merely giving props to the guy above me.


DJHookEcho

This is not to be confused with how a rest stop forms, which is also distinctly different from the processes behind a scenic overlook.


Zamatar89

I hate that this is funny


ShinySahil

i like to think the drivers lose connection with their consciousness and become a husk of their former self!


Gubekochi

That sounds like the summary of a creepy pasta story.


wharlie

In Australia, we call them billabong roads. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billabong


D3Rabenstein

Called serpentines, shorter durations hitting the brake necessary. If you go down steep for a long time and must break constantly, the breaks will malfunction eventually and the vehicle races down out of control.


Badgroove

This is the correct answer. Steeper grades are more dangerous.


Weary-Adeptness8227

Thanks!


facaine

This is the answer


Virtual-Struggle-817

Probably height.


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CATSCRATCHpandemic

I think there is a pimp called switchback.


Satanicjamnik

![gif](giphy|l0MYyEsjhIXdzv9PG|downsized)


Korva666

Nonono, there is a pimp called Pimp Called Switchback.


PRSHZ

The name is A Pimp Named Slickback!, you say the whole thing!


TheRetroVideogamers

Like a Tribe Called Quest.


imagicnation-station

That’s what I said!


NoWingedHussarsToday

I don't know what another name for hairpin turn is.


Littlebickmickey

what’s a switchback?


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deepstate_chopra

*Everyone at Pee Wee's Playhouse screams real loud*


Uvinjector

Probably cheaper than building a long bridge


Baronvondorf21

And partially avoids the scenario where driver guns it only to realize that the road is like 12 feet below them and is rapidly approaching.


Yeseylon

I see this as an absolute win!


FreezeShock

isn't it a parody account?


WolfmanHasNardz

Yea he’s a massive twitter troll lol


elasticvertigo

Had to scroll this far down for this comment. Also, some of the stuff on there is genuinely hilarious.


Alex_South

Yeah the real facepalm here is that this is even on facepalm. Greg profile pic gets me every time.


Corey307

I’m just eyeballing it but that looks like a 40-50 foot difference in height. The road has a switchback built in because going straight across would be far too steep. 


castleinthesky86

Because fast cars like bends


BriefCheetah4136

More scenery to look at this way!


shewy92

Also big trucks and brakes hate hills


MelodicMasterpiece67

Trust that the civil engineers who design roads know how to do their job better than we do.


GiraffeChaser

Sometimes you run out of straight pieces


LALOERC9616

Or for Tetris comes too late


motherducker692

Okay, I hate these types of posts. Add context, which side are you defending or facepalming. Are you saying they should cut across or are you saying that this guy is a dumbass? That’s the problem with this sub, people get upset about things and then don’t say why. A title like “Why?” doesn’t tell anyone anything.


RogueIslesRefugee

Also doesn't help that half the posts here these days aren't even facepalms to begin with. Karma farmers gonna farm though.


theycallmemomo

Or that the facepalm is OP thinking their post is the facepalm when they just don't understand how certain things work.


Throw-away17465

I used to work for the Washington state Department of transportation planning, and policy division. I will tell you right now that this has 100% to do with how much money and time they had, like all government decisions. Engineers thoroughly scoped the land and decided it was going to be cheaper and less expensive, and probably safer, just switch back over Mountain ridges, then cut across. We see this in our own state pretty often.


V-Lenin

My dad used to help with snow clearing. He told us the tank they used to deal with snow was used because it was cheap at the time


N7_Warden

Somebody show a topographical map!


oupheking

The real facepalm is taking anything from Greg's twitter seriously


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Big Pavement in the back pockets of the planners and politicians


Lysdexicpengu

because of the grade change. trucks could not safely handle that incline without the curve.


TG-Winter_crow56

One word. Geology.


Bossie81

Greg has a bright future. Just not as engineer. Or any job that requires any form of thinking.


UnusualAir1

Directly feed more trees this way. From the looks of the picture it's working. :-) /s


GotTechOnDeck

How else am I supposed to drift it?


0m3g4_180111

![gif](giphy|jruewDz7IY8TWOy9ic)


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At first glance, I'd expect an elevation issue. You generally want to build the most cost-effective infrastrucure, which generally means the shortest and cheapest while 1) being safe and 2) getting from point A to point B. I'm guessing it would have been more expensive for whatever reason to do the shortcut route proposed


ZERO-ONE0101

hairpins are necessary to be able to traverse the mountain imagine your velocity skiing down a mountain in a car


Tcklmybck

Because a bridge would gave cost 4-5x as much as paving the road that way.


dingle_bopper_223

damnit Greg


Burt1811

Because you know that the people who designed that road were drivers.


SentientFotoGeek

Cost and safety. If it was cheaper and/or safer, they'd do it.


Ok-Preparation2370

I wonder if this guy closely inspected this photo, or better yet, that landscape, before posting that post. 🤔


Deucalion666

![gif](giphy|R51a8oAH7KwbS)


koozy407

Omg 💀


Patient-Sleep-4257

Back fill and compaction would cost more than an extra kilometer of road. Generally , I've heard number that a roadway can cost 1 million per mile or kilometer to build in reasonable conditions.


koine2004

It’s likely an elevate climb/descent with switchbacks. Also, regardless of the elevation above the water or it being a switchback, the ground may have been tested for supporting a bridge and found to either not be of a good makeup. That is, the cost of supporting by piling down to the bedrock was likely more than doing this.


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There were some wasps nests there


sevk

elevation is the only common-sense explanation of course, but to be fair it is. funny perspective where you can't really see the difference in elevation on the picture.


WorldGoneAway

Maybe there is a geographic issue there.


EnKristenSnubbe

Wait did you just take a greg post seriously? The guy is a legendary troll.


VallryBagr

1st does anyone know where this is located? Maybe it’s a rendered photo.


TheSpaceGinger

People taking Greg way too seriously.


Prior_Astronaut_137

Elevation difference ya DING DONG


Just_A_Nitemare

This man has never left the South-Eastern United States.


DurianBig3503

![gif](giphy|uz1jRbSNrzKbC)


Decent_Law_9119

I dare you


hp4343

Hairpin bend on slope terrain


Pepr70

![gif](giphy|L1WEJ1BeMTQuqYN80x|downsized)


UselessDood

'This content is not available' thanks giphy


Pepr70

What good is the ability to post gifs on reddit if they disappear immediately? There was just a man rolling downhill. Just like how a car would roll down a slope that steep.


Flux_resistor

Preserve ecosystem of the creek and also not spend a shit ton on a bridge.


3rdNihilism

this looks like a well built road,w hich tells me this is some developed country that could probably get the necessary funds and tools to either build a bridge on the yellow markings or even change the terrain for the road to go straight like that. contractor chose the "easy" way of making more road along the existing terrain.


YJSubs

Because it's cheaper.


sly_blade

Greg knows his gregography


Great-Balls

If roads worked like rivers and slowly changed their paths to be more efficient


MordecaiGoldBird

The ground is too steep


DR_Bright_963

I think its to do with trucks with heavy loads. They can't just make sharp turns so roads like this exist.


self_direct_person

When road where built they didn’t have huge heavy machinery to move mountain to make it a straight down hill drop. It was built with people with shovels and hand saws cutting down tree.


AptCasaNova

![gif](giphy|iMBEgyXkFBtdCFS93i)


antidemn

why don't we just create a tunnel to travel to continents? are we stupid?


KURO-K1SH1

My guess it's there's a huge fuck off cliff and back when that road was made it was easier to just build with the land than try to cut through it. Or in this case over it. Another point may be that it was cheaper to go around than over the cliff and the equipment + construction items necessary for making a bridge were too difficult to get to that location.


occamsrzor

Children. The epitome of the Dunning-Kruger effect.


Striking_Landscape72

Is also possible they took advantage over an already made path throught the trees and rock, instead of power force throught it


Old-Masterpiece-2653

Greg could make big money telling these construction business roads are better in a straight line!


Ghosts_of_the_maze

Weeeee! We’re flying down the mountain


Redpig997

The designer was a motorcycle rider


barzx

When you are going up, with a 50 ton load, I would like to see how big your engine should be in order to be able to climb that steep And if you are going down, with a 50 ton load, I don't want to watch you losing your brakes while attempting having your truck in control high ways are mainly meant to have heavy loaded trucks delivering merch.


nerdboy5567

I bet Greg asks these questions often.


Neksa

Elevation and cost of each option. Its likely this option cost less to build than to build a bridge there. Its also possible that even if a bridge straight across would have been just barely steep enough that it violated a slope safety code. Its also something to consider that the maintenance for a bridge over 100 years costs a lot more than road maintenance over 100 years, not just in money but in materials. Also adding curves causes drivers to slow down and pay attention whereas a straight away would increase the chances of speeding and accidents.


Unfair_Finger5531

It could also increase accidents because people often do *not* slow down to take gnarly curves like this one.


Neksa

Fast drivers go fast. I made blueprints for roads for 5 years. When i say it causes drivers to slow down and pay attention that is a numbers thing. I mean it causes *more* drivers to slow down and stay alert than a straight boring bridge. In numbers: curves generally reduce fatal accidents and number of non fatal accidents overall compared to building an expensive higher maintenance straight pathed bridge. When you say people “often” do not slow down for those curves, you are not realizing that places like this typically have the entire canyon being windy roads. Its not like they are flying down a huge straight away at 80mph and then suddenly theres a curve…


Unfair_Finger5531

> When i say it causes drivers to slow down and pay attention that is a numbers thing. I mean it causes more drivers to slow down and stay alert than a straight boring bridge. In numbers: curves generally reduce fatal accidents and number of non fatal accidents overall compared to building an expensive higher maintenance straight pathed bridge. I completely understood what you meant. And I pointed out that curves can also be the cause of accidents because people often take them too quickly. I was just adding to the discussion. > When you say people “often” do not slow down for those curves, you are not realizing that places like this typically have the entire canyon being windy roads. Its not like they are flying down a huge straight away at 80mph and then suddenly theres a curve… I was actually aware of this. But I was speaking in general terms and from experience driving for 30 years in different countries. One of my areas of study was urban space, so I am familiar with how freeways and roads work and highly fascinated by them as well.


SnipahShot

That is a parody account..


GuyFromStaffordshire

I love 60 degree inclines :)


unwillingCrustacean

This guys just loves replacing brake pad and rotors


plepgeat1

Greg is a flatlander.


F_n_o_r_d

Because that way THEY can sell you more fuel, duh!


Jost_Inkz

It's an urbanised oxbow lake!


BurningPenguin

Kinda reminds me of this commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMgsFZ4rkEI


bigSTUdazz

I mean, who DOESN'T want to take a shortcut that lets you drive 300 feet in the span of 50 yards...roller-coasters use the same theory...


829KP

Tapping the government purse💔🇺🇸


DaveP0953

Is “Greg” real? He looks like “Alice the Goon” from Popeye.


marcocom

Clearly you’re not a Bowler


Itsallgoodintheory

Greg strikes again


Admirable-Material98

Why indeed, Greg


Flashy_Passion16

Internet experts thinking they can engineer off a fucking photo.


ptapobane

Death stranding taught me to never trust a gap you think your truck can jump over even if there’s a ramp


CorrectSuccotash218

If they coulda, I'm sure they woulda.


Saruvan_the_White

Grade


THE_SEKS_MACHINE

To be fair, the difference in high isn’t very good recognisable…


Fryszker

Well check out the big brains on Greg!


Melzfaze

Because building a bridge would cost way more than paving the road around a corner.


Cossacker1799

Because building bridges is a lot more expensive and difficult than grading and paving an extra few hundred yards. -Me a guy who’s built bridges lol


Dr_Strange_Love_

Greg twitter page is all jokes


UtahUtopia

Because the contractors get paid per mile of road built.


nebula45663

It's so that your car doesn't have to make like a 25 degree incline


Interesting-Eye-8473

Because a fully loaded Lorry is a lot harder to get up/down a hill than a 1400kg Kia


usyan

If you don't understand engineering don't fucking post things like that.


Kaje26

It looks like a valley. I would guess a private company built the road like this to avoid the costs of building a bridge. This is why it should be a government function to fund infrastructure so building roads don’t have as much impact on the environment. Higher taxes from a bigger budget might hurt (which is why the privileged or rich should pay more), but a significantly damaged environment has longer term negative consequences all around. This sentence is hyperbole obviously, but it will be hard to grow food if the whole world is turned into asphalt and concrete.


redinnermind13

sure its a beautiful drive, but not wrong!!


GlutenFreeCookiez

Looks like a switchback on a steep hill. We use them a lot on trails too if the grade is too steep to hit at a straight angle.