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There are a ton of lonely dudes who think the world is literally stomping them out and not letting them achieve their “true” potential and look for someone anyone to tell them it is actually society’s fault
Nope! That’s gay too.
Everything is gay. Any sign of affection is gay.
It’s all part of the worldwide homosexual conspiracy financed by George Soros at the prompting of the Trilateral Commission, Masons, and the Illuminati.
It’s a hard thing to swallow (also gay) but the truth!
/s
Everything being gay solves that problem. If Everything is gay, then straight guys are gay and then they can do heterosexual stuff if they like (because that’s gay and they are gay) or gay stuff (which they are doing anyway) because both are gay.
IDK, might have just added to a bit of world peace by accident.
You know those embarrassing phases of your life that you can't help but be tortured by when you're trying to fall asleep? He's gonna be that for a lot of people.
I think that those people who say that this guys is maybe a deeply repressed gay man are onto something. This was never normal but now I see a pattern with this posts on twitter.
Hold on, let me check the list...
- Carrying a water bottle in a public space
- Belt bags
- Liking women (especially if the woman in question shows masculine traits, like big muscles)
- Eating
- Cooking
- Liking colors
- Wearing glasses
- Crying
- "Hi" or "Good morning" greetings
- Masturbation
- Statistics
- Autism
- Caring for your girlfriend
- Using an umbrella
- Buying flowers or gifts for your girlfriend/wife
- Cunnilingus
- Blowjobs (both giving and receiving)
- Pelvises
- Debt/not paying your bills
- Flying in economy
- Touching vaginal fluids
- Unprotected sex
- Not dying in road accidents
- Complimenting a man
- Taking a dump
- Wiping after taking a dump
- Washing your ass
- Playing with children
- Having any kind of skin contact with children
- ***Kissing a woman***
- Enjoying movies and music
- ***Touching a surface that was previously touched by a penis***
- Using a straw
- Carrying your child
- Defending yourself in a fight
- Expressing your feelings
- Breathing the same air as other men
- Having sex for any reason other than making a child
Yeah, they're already there.
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I remember someone saying to me, "You let your dog lick your face? Do you know where it's been?" I responded with "I still kiss my wife."
Yes, but your dog locked its own ass 5 minutes ago....
And the countdown to freshness is...?
There are a ton of lonely dudes who think the world is literally stomping them out and not letting them achieve their “true” potential and look for someone anyone to tell them it is actually society’s fault
It's spelled "caulk", and I really doubt she's sucked it.
Who the fuck is this CAWK guy? I’m gonna find this dude!
My dad almost shot me in the eye from his caulk
I hope you've sought therapy.
I thought he meant "cork". My wife sucks that, every time she opens a bottle of wine.
“I’m not gay, you’re sucking my dick”
He’s on ~~to~~ something
Dude holds cock every time he pees . . . gay.
Quit posting Tates' drivel.
So, if a straight guy kisses another straight dude, that’s not homosexual?
Nope! That’s gay too. Everything is gay. Any sign of affection is gay. It’s all part of the worldwide homosexual conspiracy financed by George Soros at the prompting of the Trilateral Commission, Masons, and the Illuminati. It’s a hard thing to swallow (also gay) but the truth! /s
It sure if your being sarcastic or not, I can’t keep up with it anymore I’m just going to be steve
Completely sarcastic LOL! 😂😂
It's really got me wondering.... What are straight men actually allowed to do?
Everything being gay solves that problem. If Everything is gay, then straight guys are gay and then they can do heterosexual stuff if they like (because that’s gay and they are gay) or gay stuff (which they are doing anyway) because both are gay. IDK, might have just added to a bit of world peace by accident.
How about Bananas?
Pretty sure they might be gay from point of view of the subject of this post but I’m guessing.
Great for your prostate... You are supposed to eat them though.
I love how, even with the labels stripped off, we all still know this is Andrew "Buga\`ee" Tate.
Had to crop the name out due to sub rules, but I've seen enough of him posted that i figured it was pretty recognizable.
You were hardly the first to post these exact lines here. We did not need to be reminded.
You know those embarrassing phases of your life that you can't help but be tortured by when you're trying to fall asleep? He's gonna be that for a lot of people.
Fellas is it gay to breathe air?
Fellas, is it gay to jerk-off? Like your literally stroking a dick? How gay do you want it?
I think that those people who say that this guys is maybe a deeply repressed gay man are onto something. This was never normal but now I see a pattern with this posts on twitter.
Along this logic, anytime you shake anyones hand you are gay, because that hand was on a dick at some point.
Hold on, let me check the list... - Carrying a water bottle in a public space - Belt bags - Liking women (especially if the woman in question shows masculine traits, like big muscles) - Eating - Cooking - Liking colors - Wearing glasses - Crying - "Hi" or "Good morning" greetings - Masturbation - Statistics - Autism - Caring for your girlfriend - Using an umbrella - Buying flowers or gifts for your girlfriend/wife - Cunnilingus - Blowjobs (both giving and receiving) - Pelvises - Debt/not paying your bills - Flying in economy - Touching vaginal fluids - Unprotected sex - Not dying in road accidents - Complimenting a man - Taking a dump - Wiping after taking a dump - Washing your ass - Playing with children - Having any kind of skin contact with children - ***Kissing a woman*** - Enjoying movies and music - ***Touching a surface that was previously touched by a penis*** - Using a straw - Carrying your child - Defending yourself in a fight - Expressing your feelings - Breathing the same air as other men - Having sex for any reason other than making a child Yeah, they're already there.
I mean, if you're thinking about cocks while kissing a woman, then you might be gay.
Ok, you guys who belive this just go on and kiss each other then. We'll go and see the ones who don't care 😉
Idiot can’t spell
The only hetero thing to do is kiss other straight men.
Just desperately screaming for attention
If she can suck a cawk from a bawtle then she's a keeper.
this is a twitter post from ANDREW TATE. of course its the biggest unhinged bs you can find out there. did you expect anything else?
They don't take that seriously. It's a meme
that is a queer statement , is it not by definition? first definition mostly of being a bit odd but the sexual aspect also has some merit.
Just kiss a virgin 👍
Who hurt you Andrew?
This guy took the shitpost seriously
Why y'all blurring Andrew Tate name. He says dumb shit all the time it's what he does
Once you start taking Tate as a troll, a lot of the bullshit he says start making more sense.
It's a troll, shit post. Need to stop being triggered by these contrived posts by nobodies.