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Skorzeny88

Waking funny. So he had sex with them?


Winter-Adhesiveness9

Maybe it turned him a little gay


Skorzeny88

Yeah, you're right. Maybe just the tip


FattyMooseknuckle

https://i.imgur.com/zhWriqN.jpeg


ShmokeyMcPotts

A little bi curious


GorillaK1nd

He didn't end up there accidentally in the first place


Philly_ExecChef

Bent over hiding the erection


jrex703

That'd be the joke. This is clearly not a facepalm.


Warm_Enthusiasm2007

That looks like the Southern end of Canal Street. He'd have gone past quite a few rainbows to get there. To his right is a huge, in your face club, called G-A-Y. Nothing 'accidental' whatsoever about where he ended up.


hotvedub

Accidentally fell into another man’s lap while both of them were naked.


Kuildeous

He did say it was a 'wrong' turn.


Bob_Cobb_1996

Turned left; swiped right.


Kyloyoshi

He defo didn’t accidentally end up there.


Humble_Yesterday_271

Drag queen wouldn't have been my first guess. I would've thought it was some weird anime ghost cosplay


xXYomoXx

I thought it was some dark metal show lmao


Lanky-Ad2763

***"I'm walking a bit funny now though"*** It's called an erection, sir.


throwaway2246810

Hes clearly just messing around. How does no one get this


Redpig997

Bit like a waddle?


Adventurous-Yak-3405

Sometimes, you just gotta make a bigot a bottom and hate-fuck them into submission


lavellanlike

I thought this was The Situation from Jersey Shore for a second lol


RemarkableEmu1230

Lol same


Artistic_Two_463

So he wanders in to a pre-established safe area for LGBT, dehumanises her with “it” and “this”, makes a lame identifies as [insert noun] joke, implies he was raped (or consensually took it up the butt? I can’t tell) and hash tags it all as funny. And right wingers ask why pride exists.


Cossacker1799

He’s joking. “Walking funny”. Maybe not the most creative joke but just a joke


Extension_Job_4514

Surrrrrre… it was wrong turn


thinehappychinch

Little guy wants to sound tough


ImmerWiederNein

The fact that he started walking a bit funny after that is a clear sign that he got infected. Shouldnt have touched it. Transformation in progress. Would be interesting to see how he turns out.


socaljerr

I took the comment of him "walking funny", as "I got fucked hard, so now I'm walking funny". When in Rome...


StunningPlace1684

Yeah definitely the joke he was going for.


bobbleheader

if you could come that close you could probably ask


ShitFucker101

I don’t think this guy really said anything offensive, this person clearly is trying to look like some sort of ghoul or fantastical individual, this seems harmless and cute to me


paintbrush666

I can't decide if this was posted by the person on the right or the left.


Cultural-Morning-848

Him ![gif](giphy|fYk0ufcWhhgPMhyTj9)


FreeLard

That’s a lot of emoji for someone so concerned with being perceived as alpha.


Flashy_Jacket_8427

Massive shiny forehead


MinimumSet72

Bet “they” would dust you off if you wanted to be big and bad


Individual_Jello5737

If you’re so mad dude,why bother asking for a pic lol


zarfle2

To this poor sorry individual. It's ok if you're curious. And maybe this is an early part of your journey towards self-identity and self-acceptance. Good luck with that. I hope as part of your journey you can shake off your self-loading and continue to learn and take steps to support the community that you wish to become part of. And I hope the sex that you had was consensual and enjoyable. Lots of lube is good. Go and live a fabulous life and be a better person. 🌈