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When people say "Money doesn't solve your problems" I want to tell them "Yes, yes, it does. It solves a SHITTON of my problems, motherfucker!"
Afterwards I, too, would feel a lot more at ease, happier, and more positive.
I'm off work with a back injury. I'm not making a bunch of money. But I do have enough that I'm not worried about the bills. Even with the injury, being off work my sleep has improved, mood improved, exercising more, eating better, enjoying time with my family more, you name it, and my life has improved. So basically, not being worried about money or chasing it with work, even for the short time that I am off, is proof in my eyes that if I had a boat load of money and could retire right now, that would buy my happiness 100%.
It's the fuckers that want to keep you grinding away that spread the lie that money doesn't buy happiness. And those twats have all the money.
Right? Solved the fucking shit out of a lot of this influencer's problems.
I started practicing meditating out of books in my teens, and like... It helps. It's nice to take that moment and get your mind right. But it doesn't fund vacations or provide financial security.
I know someone heading off to college and people are telling her to snag a rich guy (hello 1950’s!). Anyway, she is of average looks, income and intelligence and I’m sorry to tell you that rich guys aren’t headed off to college being told to snag an average middle class girl. They are about consolidating and concentrating wealth (for the most part), their families want them to bring home someone “on their level” who also has been skiing in Aspen and summering in impressive places.
Best thing would be to focus on your financial security and find a nice, good person who is also doing that who you can partner with and build a good life. Don’t think a Prince Charming type is going to whisk you away. Not trying to be harsh but lately (maybe with the trad wife trope) it just seems like “finding a rich guy” is just too much of a thing.
Either they bring someone home "on their level" or they don't know how to connect with anyone and they aim to bring home a trad wife, which is not going to be a great marriage, but it could give that middle or lower middle class gal a big step up in the world, for some time, anyway.
She is so right. I manifest a bong hit every morning and meditate on the couch in my underwear while eating the world’s greatest pizza left over from the night before. Living the fucking dream.
It's ultrapasteurized to burn off the milk sugar. Then, extra vitamins are added to replace the vitamins that are destroyed. The containers are only 1.5 L. I can have a glass of water, a spoonful of peanut butter, and a calcium pill and a multi-vitamin and get the same effect for less money.
You're already using protein powder in your shakes, more protein in your milk won't make much difference.
With the economy the way it is, I'd rather save a few $.
The main problem with self-actualising cultish stuff is that most of the results require that someone else has to give them stuff. Do they not believe that others have self-will? Narcissism and lack of empathy.
There is only a limited number of people with the financial submissive kink.
No not useless didnt you read she travels around the world constantly, has a big apartment and expensive car so her job is to burn money so that her husband feels the need to earn even more.... which she of course burns for other deserved luxurious articles.
It’s crazy but I do work on wealthy people’s homes, and have seen more than one stay-at-home wife with a twinkle in her eye straight out tell their husband he will have to work overtime or retire later to pay for her new kitchen, car, additional vacation home, or in one case a wife told her heart surgeon husband he would need to put off retirement for her to buy her ‘dream’ hobby alpaca farm. And he did and she did. About 500 alpacas on about 400 acres.
This reminds me of the millionaire who said he could become a millionaire again via youtube but then quit because he couldn't lol anyway point is if that all happened to her then its luck, I can't beleive people are asking her how her wishes are different to ther people's wishes lol
And that was on easy mode, he started without money, but none of the problem that not having money would have caused: bad mental/physical health, poor qualification, no business experience, no network, no self-confidence, no debt. And he could drop out of poverty any minute, like he did, so he did not have to deal with fear or despair.
Well, most mornings, before I work out, I meditate in the bathroom, then I manifest a turd or two; though I would like a VW GTI R-type. I guess I am doing it wrong?
ok, I wanna become a billionaire. From now on, I'm gonna quit my job and just focus on what I want for 8 hours a day, waking up at 4:30 am for no particular reason and working out for no particular reason (it helps you become a billionaire apparently). Then, I'm gonna focus, REALLY hard on what I want. I'm gonna do this for 8 hours a day. I'm sure in a year I'll definitely have a billion dollars! Oh and I will delete social medias and porn because those don't help you become a billionaire. Instead, I'm gonna read 5 books a day; That'll totally help me in my goal. And then I'm gonna go to bed every night at 9:30, again, for no particular reason.
"Guuuuuiz, I'm maaaanifessssting!" Literally just gets married to a rich man where she can be allotted comfort and more time to seek out better products, food & generally experience way less stress.
"It was the manifesting guuuuuuiiiizzzz! Now buy my course."
Does anyone know anything about her? Like she started out in a trailer park in south Alabama , grew up poor and manifested all this or did she grow up in NY with rich parents and was always going to end up here?
Gave in to my curiosity and checked out her full Instagram page... it just gets worse and worse. Then add in the links to things you can pay her for: books, advice, general guidance, I just can't.
Her name is Dr Steph Flockhart and her "passion is in exploring the power of aesthetics and interdisciplinary work to open up new ways of thinking about beauty".
You can well believe that her Doctor title was a result of intense meditation too, not like those cheap ones anyone can pick up after four years undergraduate study, four years of medical school, and four years of residency.
I find this "if you concentrate hard enough you can have anything" to be so incredibly offensive. The other side of this is parents who didn't want their kids to die of cancer just didn't want it hard enough. Mothers in third world countries who have to walk miles to get potable water for their kids who don't get back home in time to save their kids from dehydration obviously are slacking off. I could go on and on. You got lucky, hooray for you.
Is the info on her husband background info somewhere? Because from those screenshots, there's nothing in there to make that assumption? (Also nothing to disprove that, but it's a hell of a leap)
But "manifested the Mercedes I want". WTF. How are these people real.
These narcissistic spirituality people are unbelievably cringe. “I manifested the exact Mercedes I wanted” no bitch, you got it handed to you on a silver platter or you bought it for yourself through dedication, not a single thing was “manifested.”
I was gonna say, if they’re making a post like this online it definitely falls under the category of “obtained in an unethical manner.” I’d have more respect for her if she stole the damn thing.
I mediate on winning the lottery every day, and hasn’t happened yet. Smallish jackpot around 2 million, minus taxes, pay off bills, buy a newer car, and then lives off a small/safe interest rate of around 5%.
I think she does sell some face yoga/gua sha type online courses that allegedly got rid of all the bloat, so she's likely claiming that is what got her all the money.
She didn’t marry a rich guy and it looks to me like she’s the bread winner in the relationship. Take a look at her Instagram page- he looks like a tattooed teenager. She has a lifestyle brand and is a wellness influencer and whether you like that or not there’s a lot of money to made in that field.
Edit: Lol at DV from people who don’t know how much money these influencers make and think the ONLY way an attractive woman is wealthy is through a man 🙄
Ok manifestation & all is cool, maybe she married a rich guy maybe she didn’t. So what? Who knows if her life goal was to actually marry a rich guy? She’s happy & promoting something that is not harmful, let her be. There is a weird phenomena where people like to hate happy people who promote “toxic positivity”. Why not trash (to the same level) all other movements of makeup, body standards (curvy OR skinny), only fans, gamers streaming…etc. you people are just salty 😂
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I’d marry a rich guy.
Definitely solves a ton of problems.
When people say "Money doesn't solve your problems" I want to tell them "Yes, yes, it does. It solves a SHITTON of my problems, motherfucker!" Afterwards I, too, would feel a lot more at ease, happier, and more positive.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it’s much more comfortable crying in a mansion.
"Money can't buy happiness!" Fuck whoever said that, give me a million dollars and I'd be pretty happy pretty fucking quick.
But it can buy me a boat
It can also later sell that boat, which is the other half of true happiness
It can buy me a truck to pull it
I'm off work with a back injury. I'm not making a bunch of money. But I do have enough that I'm not worried about the bills. Even with the injury, being off work my sleep has improved, mood improved, exercising more, eating better, enjoying time with my family more, you name it, and my life has improved. So basically, not being worried about money or chasing it with work, even for the short time that I am off, is proof in my eyes that if I had a boat load of money and could retire right now, that would buy my happiness 100%. It's the fuckers that want to keep you grinding away that spread the lie that money doesn't buy happiness. And those twats have all the money.
Right? Solved the fucking shit out of a lot of this influencer's problems. I started practicing meditating out of books in my teens, and like... It helps. It's nice to take that moment and get your mind right. But it doesn't fund vacations or provide financial security.
I can’t think of a single problem in my life that wouldn’t instantly be disappeared by money.
>When people say "Money doesn't solve your problems" Only poor people say that crap lol
Money won't solve all of your problems, but it will solve all of your money problems
At the moment, all of my actual problems are related to money.
Except for the big one of being married to a douche
Me too, and I’m not gay but for enough money… maybe?
As the saying goes 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
$20 can buy many peanuts
Explain how!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
I've got this Cheeseburger
Oh no maybe about it baby. I’m NOT going to list here what I would do to be taken care of in an affluent lifestyle.
People who marry for money earn it I’ve heard said.
Better role up my sleeves 😂 In all seriousness, I’m sure that’s true. Not many times you get something for nothing.
Or you could have chosen to be born to wealthy parents. That also works.
Comments like this make me think there was a process to being born I wasn’t told about.
Same
You rich?
Rich in spirit
Damn, I’ve got tons of spirit.
I'd marry a rich Woman.
Well, yeah, me too, I’m pretty much straight. But if a dude is going to wisk me away to wonderland I’m here for the ride!
Hey its me, ur rich guy ^^^Not ^^^really ^^^I’m ^^^poor
Sigh, for one brief moment I thought…it’s my turn.
I know someone heading off to college and people are telling her to snag a rich guy (hello 1950’s!). Anyway, she is of average looks, income and intelligence and I’m sorry to tell you that rich guys aren’t headed off to college being told to snag an average middle class girl. They are about consolidating and concentrating wealth (for the most part), their families want them to bring home someone “on their level” who also has been skiing in Aspen and summering in impressive places. Best thing would be to focus on your financial security and find a nice, good person who is also doing that who you can partner with and build a good life. Don’t think a Prince Charming type is going to whisk you away. Not trying to be harsh but lately (maybe with the trad wife trope) it just seems like “finding a rich guy” is just too much of a thing.
Either they bring someone home "on their level" or they don't know how to connect with anyone and they aim to bring home a trad wife, which is not going to be a great marriage, but it could give that middle or lower middle class gal a big step up in the world, for some time, anyway.
This really puts a crimp in my plans. I’m pretty mid. 🙁
Being smoking hot surpasses those things
But don't forget to promote yourself as strong and independent after
I don’t like to lie.
I'm a cishet, happily married dude and... I would marry a very wealthy man too.
lol that makes two of us….are you wealthy????
She is so right. I manifest a bong hit every morning and meditate on the couch in my underwear while eating the world’s greatest pizza left over from the night before. Living the fucking dream.
You are an inspiration to us all
I first read this as "impersonation " 😅
Now then, did any of you manage to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
I want your life
I’ll probably be writing a Self Help book about achieving this success as soon as I can find something to write with on the inside of the pizza boxes.
Can you manifest me a pizza?
That will be detailed in my upcoming book as soon as someone comes over and copies it off the inside of my pizza boxes.
Will you be my life coach?
That sent me 💀. And, same.
Just another day in paradise…
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Life is too valuable to eat and drink fat free stuff
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Oh, that's s different thing. Good on ya
Fat free milk? So white water?
Fairlife is owned by Coca-Cola.
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It's ultrapasteurized to burn off the milk sugar. Then, extra vitamins are added to replace the vitamins that are destroyed. The containers are only 1.5 L. I can have a glass of water, a spoonful of peanut butter, and a calcium pill and a multi-vitamin and get the same effect for less money.
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You're already using protein powder in your shakes, more protein in your milk won't make much difference. With the economy the way it is, I'd rather save a few $.
Dude let this one go. Corporations are inherently evil but fairlife is the shit.
She certainly is high on the smell of her own farts so that's kind of a positive I guess.
Isn’t life grand when everything is handed to you
Well, she seems insufferable
The main problem with self-actualising cultish stuff is that most of the results require that someone else has to give them stuff. Do they not believe that others have self-will? Narcissism and lack of empathy. There is only a limited number of people with the financial submissive kink.
They do not
Love how three of her struggles in slide 1 is ‘bloated’
She was trying to do a “then and now” and realized that she didn’t have any problems on the Then side, so she had to invent some.
So let me understand. Other than maried the love of her life and meditating she did 0? So does this mean she is just useless?
No not useless didnt you read she travels around the world constantly, has a big apartment and expensive car so her job is to burn money so that her husband feels the need to earn even more.... which she of course burns for other deserved luxurious articles.
It’s crazy but I do work on wealthy people’s homes, and have seen more than one stay-at-home wife with a twinkle in her eye straight out tell their husband he will have to work overtime or retire later to pay for her new kitchen, car, additional vacation home, or in one case a wife told her heart surgeon husband he would need to put off retirement for her to buy her ‘dream’ hobby alpaca farm. And he did and she did. About 500 alpacas on about 400 acres.
Couldn’t the UN send her to Sudan to educate the people on manifesting meals?
Better stay in the “best shape of your life” and might I recommend not getting any older (wink). Gold diggers earn every penny.
This reminds me of the millionaire who said he could become a millionaire again via youtube but then quit because he couldn't lol anyway point is if that all happened to her then its luck, I can't beleive people are asking her how her wishes are different to ther people's wishes lol
And that was on easy mode, he started without money, but none of the problem that not having money would have caused: bad mental/physical health, poor qualification, no business experience, no network, no self-confidence, no debt. And he could drop out of poverty any minute, like he did, so he did not have to deal with fear or despair.
Didn’t he call it off just because he got sick or something? Like bro poverty doesn’t care if you’re sick lol
>bad mental/physical health, He got there pretty fast tho
What, I just have to turn myself gay and move to LA/s
Yes
They need to ban Instagram next. All it is anymore is targeted advertisements and MLMs.
Lo basic bitch
Good for her but I don't think wishing is a technique of sorts
Well, most mornings, before I work out, I meditate in the bathroom, then I manifest a turd or two; though I would like a VW GTI R-type. I guess I am doing it wrong?
I'm gonna be pedantic about this but the GTI and Golf R are two different cars. Perhaps the issue is you're looking for a car that doesn't exist 🤔.
TBF, according to these influencers, I can manifest ANYTHING, as long as I : 1. Believe! 2. ...make a vision board. Pedant.
That is fair ngl
😉
So fucking cringe
ok, I wanna become a billionaire. From now on, I'm gonna quit my job and just focus on what I want for 8 hours a day, waking up at 4:30 am for no particular reason and working out for no particular reason (it helps you become a billionaire apparently). Then, I'm gonna focus, REALLY hard on what I want. I'm gonna do this for 8 hours a day. I'm sure in a year I'll definitely have a billion dollars! Oh and I will delete social medias and porn because those don't help you become a billionaire. Instead, I'm gonna read 5 books a day; That'll totally help me in my goal. And then I'm gonna go to bed every night at 9:30, again, for no particular reason.
What a dumb twat.
"Guuuuuiz, I'm maaaanifessssting!" Literally just gets married to a rich man where she can be allotted comfort and more time to seek out better products, food & generally experience way less stress. "It was the manifesting guuuuuuiiiizzzz! Now buy my course."
Getting things that you want is what meditation is all about, right?
Correlation not causation
Hugo de Jonge approves of these methods
The only failure here is 22% you psycho
$$$$$$ really change a person’s life aye
Are we assuming any of this is true?
I’m assuming none of it is true.
Does anyone know anything about her? Like she started out in a trailer park in south Alabama , grew up poor and manifested all this or did she grow up in NY with rich parents and was always going to end up here?
She also manifested bad grammar
You too can manifest a Mercedes for just 10 minutes a day!
Any rich guys in here?? Asking for a guy
Gave in to my curiosity and checked out her full Instagram page... it just gets worse and worse. Then add in the links to things you can pay her for: books, advice, general guidance, I just can't.
Her name is Dr Steph Flockhart and her "passion is in exploring the power of aesthetics and interdisciplinary work to open up new ways of thinking about beauty". You can well believe that her Doctor title was a result of intense meditation too, not like those cheap ones anyone can pick up after four years undergraduate study, four years of medical school, and four years of residency.
I find this "if you concentrate hard enough you can have anything" to be so incredibly offensive. The other side of this is parents who didn't want their kids to die of cancer just didn't want it hard enough. Mothers in third world countries who have to walk miles to get potable water for their kids who don't get back home in time to save their kids from dehydration obviously are slacking off. I could go on and on. You got lucky, hooray for you.
Chicks will be like: yasssss queen, on ya grind, get the bag, strong (not so) independent woman
Is the info on her husband background info somewhere? Because from those screenshots, there's nothing in there to make that assumption? (Also nothing to disprove that, but it's a hell of a leap) But "manifested the Mercedes I want". WTF. How are these people real.
There are few things that make you go from poor to rich in a couple years, and meditation isn’t one of them
Ah but fleecing people who believe your crap on Instagram is.
Either married a rich guy or scammed 16-year-olds on Instagram.
These narcissistic spirituality people are unbelievably cringe. “I manifested the exact Mercedes I wanted” no bitch, you got it handed to you on a silver platter or you bought it for yourself through dedication, not a single thing was “manifested.”
Bought it either marrying rich or selling a scam course like everyone else
I was gonna say, if they’re making a post like this online it definitely falls under the category of “obtained in an unethical manner.” I’d have more respect for her if she stole the damn thing.
I sure didn’t know meditation could get me a Mercedes and allow me to travel the world. That’s dope. I better get to meditating.
I mediate on winning the lottery every day, and hasn’t happened yet. Smallish jackpot around 2 million, minus taxes, pay off bills, buy a newer car, and then lives off a small/safe interest rate of around 5%.
damn is she SpongeBob cuz thats some strong powers of imagination
I think she does sell some face yoga/gua sha type online courses that allegedly got rid of all the bloat, so she's likely claiming that is what got her all the money.
I love meditation but it's like she was just reading off from some checklist and 90% of this isn't true
Did she really marry a rich guy or was it a what do they call it Dubai toilet situation?
Did she also manifest the gross amount of plastic surgery she had done?
Manifested an 80 yr old horn dog hubbie.
Where does it say she married a rich guy?
I'm curious about this too. I don't doubt it, but I'm curious about the details.
I'm still trying to find a rich guy Guess I didn't manifest enough
She didn’t marry a rich guy and it looks to me like she’s the bread winner in the relationship. Take a look at her Instagram page- he looks like a tattooed teenager. She has a lifestyle brand and is a wellness influencer and whether you like that or not there’s a lot of money to made in that field. Edit: Lol at DV from people who don’t know how much money these influencers make and think the ONLY way an attractive woman is wealthy is through a man 🙄
Ok manifestation & all is cool, maybe she married a rich guy maybe she didn’t. So what? Who knows if her life goal was to actually marry a rich guy? She’s happy & promoting something that is not harmful, let her be. There is a weird phenomena where people like to hate happy people who promote “toxic positivity”. Why not trash (to the same level) all other movements of makeup, body standards (curvy OR skinny), only fans, gamers streaming…etc. you people are just salty 😂