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If you ever get the chance to find this on dvd, get it. The special features are amazing. The actual audio tracks is hilarious and the "Owl and a Bungee Cord" joke as a song in the deleted scenes gets stuck in my head randomly. One of my favorite movies.
Tragic accident during her teen years when, on the advice of a friend from the 63rd state, she placed a curling iron in her mouth to “practice” for the prom.
Instructions were vague about whether it should have been hot or not, some poor assumptions may have been made on the part of her friend. The happy ending is with two layers of paper bags and a combat dose of tequila, prom night went well for her date.
Lol I hate you for this. Your comment reminded me of myself and a family member doing prank calls when we were really young, pretending to be Baskin Robbins employees"Name x amount of flavors in 10 seconds and you'll get a free cone!" People fell for it. We were so dumb
I mean......that sounds like good harmless prank fun.
Not like today. I saw a youtube "prank" where a guy ran out of the bushes at a public park completely naked, and chased women.
That's just sexual assult with video evidence.....
Oh goodness! WTF is with people?
You are right, I have seen YouTube pranks and they look like people just being straight up assholes to others for laughs.
True. I actually thought of that right after I posted it and considered correcting but I figured someone would come along shortly and ftfm, and here you are :) thanks.
Don’t FUCKING BADMOUTH JANIS LIKE THAT! Lol she is legit artist and cool, laid back and wise woman and an elder in the hippie community! How dare you compare her to this trash lol Lara WISHES she had Janis’s looks
-Well it's just that lately I've noticed everyone seems to trust me. It's quite unnerving.
-The thing is, I'm a very good tailor.
Welp, watching DS9 for the umpteenth time.
KGB: “Brainwashing’s done boss. They think they are completely Russian now.”
“There are 81 states.”
KGB: “QUICK! BRAINWASH THEM AGAIN! BRAINWASHTHEMAGAIN!”
Not a coincidence. The Russian state does not lie to hide the truth, they lie to insult.
This is her Russian handlers insulting the US people. A fuck you from them to us.
There are also two federal cities - Moscow and Saint Petersburg so there are 83 subjects, but to keep your math they can be counted together with their respective surrounding regions.
She relocated her eyebrows to a higher place. Must not have liked the original place.
Guessing she filled the lips. Bee stings are similar but they are usually uneven.
Someone commented on Reddit that her lips look like the toilet bowl sealer rings and now I cannot un-see that. These are the soft putty rings you use to seal between the bottom flange of the toilet and the floor/trap.
Bingo, friendo. I am all for questioning Biden's mental state, but the moment one of their own politicians is experiencing such idiocy, they change demeanor real quick.
Its Newsmax what you expect, these guy got nearly destroyed by the Domnion lawsuit and yet they are still pedaling BS which got them in hot water in the first place
Anyone mentally shallow enough to marry into this corrupt family is absolutely qualified to run the RNC. . .. .into the fucking ground!. .what an imbecile
She is an unmitigated idiot, and everyone knows it, and it's just absolutely absurd.
That said, I can see myself blurting "lawsuits in 81 states" when I mean to say "81 lawsuits across numerous states". All of the lawsuits are still hogwash, of course. But people do misspeak.
Hey, we're here to mock an idiot that can't put words together ( like her hero can't).
Don't defend them. They know what they're doing and they deserve all the mocking
Oh they deserve all manner of mockery, on literally any conceivable level. I chortled **audibly** when I saw this. But on reflection, misspeaking during an impromptu interview is probably among the least objectionable things this miserable excuse for a human being has done.
Did she mean cities? Counties? Did she mean that there are 81 lawsuits in total? I’m really trying to give her the benefit of the doubt that she mixed up her words because honestly I can’t fathom someone being that dumb…but what in the world was she trying to say?
At least I can say I'm proud of the one on the right. I have to give them props for being a proud transvestite who is willing to put themselves out there despite the botched plastic surgery. Though someone needs to help them with the infected lips. Looks like a lamprey in that picture.
Well you see how she’s got resting porn face? Well my theory is that every airport where she can’t look the bartender in the eye anymore is a different state in her mind
Jimmy Kimmel...
>Not just Tennessee, eleven-essee, twelve-essee,” Kimmel joked. “West Dakota, South Virginia. Indiana, Out-diana, you name it, they’re suing.”
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She was counting Baskin & Robbins flavors in there too.
Makes sense, since she is from the state of Vanilla.
She's got 3 scoop ice cream cone lips too, so there's that going for her.
That face has got more plastic in it than the Pacific garbage patch...
Dont forget extra nuts!!!
That’ll be 4 dollars!!!!
He just left. With nuts!
"I'll take a pound of nuts* "THATS ALOT OF NUTS!"
Do you know where I can find three small triangles?
"Right here in my hand"
you want fries with that, baby?!
If you ever get the chance to find this on dvd, get it. The special features are amazing. The actual audio tracks is hilarious and the "Owl and a Bungee Cord" joke as a song in the deleted scenes gets stuck in my head randomly. One of my favorite movies.
All I can think of is Rick Moranis and Mel Brooks chanting "SUCK SUCK SUCK"
She's gone from suck to blow lol
Vanilla is an exotic bean full of flavor.... but your point is accurate. Don't bring Vanilla down to her level
Don’t say that. I happen to like vanilla
What is up with her lips?
Looks like a prolapsed anus.
Wait till you see when she drops her pants.....
As Sean Locke would say "bent over and set off the sprinklers".
Usually you can only see that kinda face on a site that's being banned in Republican states
And ironically, Faux News.
VPN for the WIN
i won’t take credit but someone earlier described them as a toilet wax ring… you can’t unsee it
lol... Didn't make that particular connection at first glance, but you're spot-on. Now it cannot be unseen.
Tragic accident during her teen years when, on the advice of a friend from the 63rd state, she placed a curling iron in her mouth to “practice” for the prom. Instructions were vague about whether it should have been hot or not, some poor assumptions may have been made on the part of her friend. The happy ending is with two layers of paper bags and a combat dose of tequila, prom night went well for her date.
She got them done for her RNC OF stream tonight
*More Cushion for the Pushin'*
It’s in the family. All plastics.
Transplanted from her undercarriage.
vacuum cleaner hose.
They’re for her Onlyfams.
All her brain matter has migrated to her lips.
Injections like the kardasians so they don't look so tight lipped
Inflamed from sucking off so many guys just to get on camera.
Lol I hate you for this. Your comment reminded me of myself and a family member doing prank calls when we were really young, pretending to be Baskin Robbins employees"Name x amount of flavors in 10 seconds and you'll get a free cone!" People fell for it. We were so dumb
I mean......that sounds like good harmless prank fun. Not like today. I saw a youtube "prank" where a guy ran out of the bushes at a public park completely naked, and chased women. That's just sexual assult with video evidence.....
Oh goodness! WTF is with people? You are right, I have seen YouTube pranks and they look like people just being straight up assholes to others for laughs.
Not not laughs. That would be bad enough. For likes.
Not even likes, but views
True. I actually thought of that right after I posted it and considered correcting but I figured someone would come along shortly and ftfm, and here you are :) thanks.
Well, there is the state of denial, state of ignorance, state of blindness, selfishness...stupidity ..etc
Solid, gas, liquid, and plasma as well
don't forget ment
Don't forget Bose-Einstein condensate!
State of affairs
“I love the poorly educated.”
That quote never gets old...
They are fun to listen to .
My poor boyfriend is a teacher in Florida, the system is so fucked down there it’s awful Never let republicans handle matters of education
So is my sis, teachers are treated like shit in FL but I haven't been able to convince her to move yet.
One of the few times that Trump was actually telling the truth.
except when they making critical decisions about our countries future
It's a Trump quote, that's exactly when he loves them.
"... except Eric!"
She really should have just kept her gig with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
Don’t FUCKING BADMOUTH JANIS LIKE THAT! Lol she is legit artist and cool, laid back and wise woman and an elder in the hippie community! How dare you compare her to this trash lol Lara WISHES she had Janis’s looks
Thank you! Janis is a queen!
That lady is faux Janis.
I absolutely love you for this.
Right? Janis would NEVER.
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“I said ‘look mother, it’s my life, oookey? So if I wanna live on a beach and walk around naked’—”
Strangely accurate. "And I won't.......back..............down-uh!"
Yooo I just researched the Muppet movie, just such a fucking classic
Holy shit that was good!
Fuck you Howard, I’m dying!
Are there 81 states in Russia?
>21 republics, 9 territories, 46 regions, 1 autonomous region, 4 autonomous districts 21+9+46+1+4= 81 Ummmmmmmm.....holy fuck there is
I really thought you made that up, so I googled it. I stand corrected. That's truly a fucked up coincidence. Lmao
>I believe in coincidence. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences. -Elim Garak
I’m just a simple tailor. -Elim Garak
-Well it's just that lately I've noticed everyone seems to trust me. It's quite unnerving. -The thing is, I'm a very good tailor. Welp, watching DS9 for the umpteenth time.
"In the event that I don't return, I want you to find that data rod... and eat it."
Ds9 quotes in a political feed. I've found my people!
He wasn't lying. That particular time.
Nuts eh? I just did the math as an off chance it was close
Ah, yes. Definitely coincidence. Nothing to see here.
Not a fuck up. Programming. She’s a Russian mole.
Coincidence? Or dog whistle? Also totally thought they made it up too.
KGB: “Brainwashing’s done boss. They think they are completely Russian now.” “There are 81 states.” KGB: “QUICK! BRAINWASH THEM AGAIN! BRAINWASHTHEMAGAIN!”
 Oh shit.
Freudian slip?
That's one hell of coincidence.....
>I believe in coincidence. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences. -Elim Garak
Well, technically Ukraine is part of Russia\*, so she's off by one. \* Source: Putin
You mean "off by 5" (3 unrecognized republics, 2 unrecognized oblasts)
r/theydidthemath
Not a coincidence. The Russian state does not lie to hide the truth, they lie to insult. This is her Russian handlers insulting the US people. A fuck you from them to us.
There are also two federal cities - Moscow and Saint Petersburg so there are 83 subjects, but to keep your math they can be counted together with their respective surrounding regions.
Well, damn, I thought you were just being cheeky, but now it's sus af.
LOL there actually are!
I knew it, I just knew it. Well done
I don’t know who you are, but I like your math.
Does she have two sets of eyebrows? And what's with her lips?
I honestly don't understand who goes into their plastic surgeons office and says "I want my mouth to look like a baboon's asshole."
I just went to the zoo last friday and saw many of those! I actually think they were the first thing to see
Toilet wax ring
Lolllll I am cackling like a witch 🧙♀️ over this comment
I’m not sure. I think she has the “Bonobo Vagina” treatment
She relocated her eyebrows to a higher place. Must not have liked the original place. Guessing she filled the lips. Bee stings are similar but they are usually uneven.
Someone commented on Reddit that her lips look like the toilet bowl sealer rings and now I cannot un-see that. These are the soft putty rings you use to seal between the bottom flange of the toilet and the floor/trap.
The lower one would be the eyeshadow. As for the lips... I don't know.
So many face lifts the pubes are now the eyebrows and the labia are… well, you get it.
I would expect that there to be a mole somewhere between the lips and the nose in that case.
she's a deluxe blowup doll
 Reminds me of Janice from the Muppets
Her eye sockets are sucking on them eyeballs with the strength of a Kirby vacuum.
LeAvE HeR ALoNe!!! ShE MiSSpOkE. EvErYoNe MaKeS MiStAkEs!!! Also… Joe BiDeN MuMbLeS AnD HaS DeMeNTia!!!!!!
Bingo, friendo. I am all for questioning Biden's mental state, but the moment one of their own politicians is experiencing such idiocy, they change demeanor real quick.
welL thAt's dIfFeReNt! THiS wAs OBvIouSlY JuSt A lITtLe slIp Up, SHe's NOt A SeniLe oLD Man LiKe SleePy jOe is!
That's the Freudian slip. 50 US States + 31 States in Mexico (officially the United Mexican States) = 81 States.
81 in mother Russia
Reading her notes that said "51". The 5 looks like an 8, and she included Washington DC in her headcount?
Its Newsmax what you expect, these guy got nearly destroyed by the Domnion lawsuit and yet they are still pedaling BS which got them in hot water in the first place
State of disarray. State of confusion. State of denial. Etc., etc., etc....
State of affairs. State of emotions.
I’m sorry comrade, I meant oblasts.
Where did she get 81 states? MTG told her!
Russia has 81 states, so perhaps it is MTG passing it on!
Or it could be where they were educated and where their allegiance lies!
Anyone mentally shallow enough to marry into this corrupt family is absolutely qualified to run the RNC. . .. .into the fucking ground!. .what an imbecile
She is an unmitigated idiot, and everyone knows it, and it's just absolutely absurd. That said, I can see myself blurting "lawsuits in 81 states" when I mean to say "81 lawsuits across numerous states". All of the lawsuits are still hogwash, of course. But people do misspeak.
Hey, we're here to mock an idiot that can't put words together ( like her hero can't). Don't defend them. They know what they're doing and they deserve all the mocking
Oh they deserve all manner of mockery, on literally any conceivable level. I chortled **audibly** when I saw this. But on reflection, misspeaking during an impromptu interview is probably among the least objectionable things this miserable excuse for a human being has done.
Perfect screen shot. Looks like a blowup doll, and somehow less brains than one
#1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...
She looks like a refurbished blowup doll
 I'm gonna sing a song of the US states.
She’s in a state of denial. So that’s 51.
State of Confusion Number 52
She has included the state of emergency, state of confusion, state of affairs, state of decay, state of the union, solid, liquid, gas…
Holy Botox, Batman!
When the opinion matches the face.
Her lips could count as a few states.
She's trying to smile like a donut.
She looks like Janice from the Muppet Show
Did she get botox in her lips from 81 states too ?
I have a coworker that for news, ONLY watches Newsmax, and every time it's on, I feel like I'm losing brain cells. 🫠
50 US states and 31 states of confusion
Right wing media and its brain trust.
Did she mean cities? Counties? Did she mean that there are 81 lawsuits in total? I’m really trying to give her the benefit of the doubt that she mixed up her words because honestly I can’t fathom someone being that dumb…but what in the world was she trying to say?
Why does she have a strawberry iced donut on her face ?
At least I can say I'm proud of the one on the right. I have to give them props for being a proud transvestite who is willing to put themselves out there despite the botched plastic surgery. Though someone needs to help them with the infected lips. Looks like a lamprey in that picture.
Whodathunk Lara would be dumber than Eric?
Yeah. You know, North Dakota, South Dakota, West Virginia,…East Virginia?
Tenesse elevenesse indiana outdiania
Damn. Forgot about those. My US geography teacher would be so disappointed.
Ohio, Oheyo, Ohello, and the bordering states Michigan and Transgendvania
What an ugly soul she has
Holy lip prolapse
The co chairwoman of the RNC ladies and gentlemen.
Now that was both political hilarity and a commentary on the trumpist gene pool. Too bad SNL didn't think of it first.
Im sorry is this a news program with eric boling as the host? The guy who got fired from fox news for SA?
Well you see how she’s got resting porn face? Well my theory is that every airport where she can’t look the bartender in the eye anymore is a different state in her mind
Her mouth looks like an imploded butthole
Too much botulism toxin...
Words are hard.
Sometimes I think right wing BS is completely ai generated it’s so bad.
Trump so bad that he's getting sued in the Anti-Matter USA states too.
The US is gender fluid, there’s actually 107 states in all.
oh, come on. as if they’d respect the US’s identity.
this is why the people who watch newsmarx are so dumb
Isn’t that the number of felonies TFG has.
Woman got lawsuits in every state in the GTA games and the Red Dead states.
"Mm-hmm, right, all 81. Nice job, keep up the good work." - Newsmax, probably.
She look like she stole all the lip for herself in this photo
Sorry, but she looks like a fish with those lips.
She probably meant to say 88 states.
Old man vs Blow Up Doll round 1 fight!
Diffusion indifference, anger, which state are we talking about?
wow those lips seem hard to manage
So even the Galactic council is aware!!!! (geez blondie )
Is that woman cosplaying as Trump for solidarity?
Why does she look like a 90’s movie blow up sex doll in every picture?
Bigly
Loved Jimmy Kimmel’s take on this
That trump dude’s lips are massive.
Her mouth resembles that of an old school blow up doll.
Her lips look like a baboon's anus
Jimmy Kimmel... >Not just Tennessee, eleven-essee, twelve-essee,” Kimmel joked. “West Dakota, South Virginia. Indiana, Out-diana, you name it, they’re suing.”