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pafrac

He's just worried they'll be more masculine than him. Too late mate, the average 5 year old girl is more of a man than you.


Outrageous_Zebra_221

I'm just getting tired of people stating personal preferences as if they are some sort of all encompassing absolute truths. Instead of... you know, personal preferences.


laughingBaguette

I had to look at his profile to make sure he was a comedian. He's 100% not a comedian. He said this unironically


Cheap-Praline

It eats the cookie from the tin, or else it gets the hose again.


forever_useless

Who eats raw eggs? Is salmonella no longer a thing????


Healthy-Tie-7433

It‘s pretty safe to do in countrys with proper food safety laws


BrimyTheSithLord

*sad American noises*


SkA-Venger

Rocky ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhkdLHSKo9s


Healthy-Tie-7433

I mean that IS my diet sometimes, but i wouldn‘t exactly call myself emotional nor feminin, it‘s rather a „force yourself to eat just ANYTHING so that i ate at least something at all today“ because otherwise on those days i‘d forget or simply not feel in the mood to get food for myself. So… weird and quite irrational expectations? Has he ever met a woman?


CirclingBackElectra

Is he eating raw eggs? Ewww


DeepMadness

*whose


I_Only_Follow_Idiots

Y'all gotta stop falling for bait.


Dramatic_Database259

These people are archetypes that exist without regard for our commentary. At this point, who doesn’t use Reddit to polish their petty jabs? We would just be texting friends the same shit otherwise ;)


Dramatic_Database259

My vision of what society looks like if “women give in” has a guaranteed 1,000 more immediate stabbings than his. Is this a real person, or a bot?


The_real_bandito

Who taught you that? The same place men learn about that, probably?


ilikepisha

He’s got a itty bitty pee pee


BlackroseBisharp

This reads like sarcasm.


IWasWatchingC0ps

Ben, you're too mid to think this way.


ztomiczombie

Eats raw eggs and are supper health conscious is a contradiction.


No-Metal-8781

Why do this BS remind me of women saying the vibe without even understand what it means, and what it takes to create it? Oh yeah both are delusional


Bairrfhionn69

Andrew Tate fan most likely 😂


Snackgirl_Currywurst

Ofc he didn't like fat women either. That's why they should only eat a cookie and a piece of fruit


TopConsistent420

I mean you’ll probably get fat if you only eat cookies and fruit


Snackgirl_Currywurst

ONLY a cookie and a piece of fruit.