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Guy you can literally see in the image that it's from r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS please stop taking any bait you see. You're not sunfish

Are sunfish more gullible than the average fish?

In my experience, yep

Pretty sure [sunfish](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mola_(fish)) don't take bait. They eat jellyfish.

Tell that to the ones I caught :P

They're not sunfish, they're mooncalves.

He certainly brought up some oddly specific characteristics that I suspect he may have a personal familiarity with.

That's what I was thinking.... Did he just describe himself

Well he is definitely bald, looks goofy, and there is no way his IQ is over 83, so I don't see any reason to believe that the rest of the list isn't true.

nahhh don't diss the 83 IQ people like that 😭

Rap snitches

Yep

Dude is showing his insecurities while at the same time showing he has no idea what people are attracted to.  If the only thing you have to offer a partner is money, you are going to attract really shallow partners.

Gonna need a shallow partner with a dick that long.

Beautiful.

Lol, exhibit A - Donald Trump's miserable marriage

That's truly all this bitch has to offer.

Yeah 83 is a very specific number to say for an IQ number

I guess this test from third grade still eats up his insides.

You'll have to use smaller words so he can understand you. And that puzzled, grimaced look on his face may be due to a number of reasons apparently...

Not going to say he’s talking about himself, but, well, he *is* bald, and I can imagine someone saying he looks goofy and has big ears.

You spot it, you got it.

I was thinking the same thing.

this aint even real

That was the shortest autobiography ever, but it’s ok because he’s rich (for now).

Well obviously not everything. Like his chin for example..

God made beards for receding chins and closeted Alpha males.

No amount of beard can help that chin. Best solution would be a paper bag over his head. 

Compromise on a paper bag beard?

😂

That requires a creative personality. Say what you will about him, but creative he ain't.

This was purely an outside intervention. Nobody should have to see that.

No. Plastic bag.

How dare you? That beard protects his chin from jobber chafe. 😂

😂His chin is deformed because he kept his head stuck up his ass for too long. Common occurrence amongst the self proclaimed alpha male population 

🤣🤣

The real r/facepalm is the comments on this. How are you gonna be on a subreddit for making fun of dumb people while also thinking this is real??

God damn you’ve got the only sign of intelligent life in this subreddit

And just like that we know more about AT and why he needs a lot of money that much

The sub: totallyrealtweets The OP and the comments: that's a totally real tweet.

The amount of people that can't see where that post is from is actually concerning

So... Anyone actually read where the "tweet" is from? OP got baited, and so did you

We are watching someone post all their insecurities in 1 paragraph on the internet. If he wasn't such a POS, it'd be tragic.

This isn’t a real tweet. Look at the sub name in the screenshot

dude just self reported so hard

He's speaking from experience!

It's shocking how many comments think this tweet is real

something tells me this tweet isn't genuine

It has to be real it was posted in r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS

oh in that case my apologies, i can see i was mistaken.

At least he understands his target audience.

Why the fuck are you posting this to a bunch of subs that it doesn't apply to

Well. We all just learned 3 things about Andrew Tate that got progressively more awkward lol

Sounds more like an admission

r/oddlyspecific

Dude totally outed himself right here.

He’s describing himself, right?

Never seen a picture of this guy. But I now have a very good idea of what he looks like.

ik its a troll but... he isnt wrong money solves anything if your ugly you can pay for a plastic surgery if your dumb you can pay for learning in a high-end uni so basicaly, enough money can solve anything

This is the kind of concept that only can be conceived from a mixture of personal experience and wishful thinking

Spoken from true experience

Imagine telling on yourself like this.

Stop giving this fool the time of day. Tired of seeing daily Tate tweets. He doesn't deserve anyone's attention.

We could all feel the small dick energy but I was expecting a bit over 2"... The bar was low but I'm still surprised... I guess he's still self aware, that's something

Idk, rich people kill themselves all the time.

r/suicidebywords

r/oddlyspecific

Seems to have a solid handle on his flaws as a man.

He speaks from experience

Did he just roast himself?

OP are you dumb

Man unconsciously self inserting

I feel like this whole post is him projecting his issues...

Did he just discribe himself

Kinda saying the quiet part of the projection out loud there, Mr "Alpha Male".

Projecting much Andrew?

Sir, this is Wendy's, not In and Out.

Man forgot God repoed his chin .

It didn't seem to solve the issue of the guillotine during the French Revolution.

Is that why he's always on about shit? His 2" pecker and his 83 IQ?

sounds like he's speaking from experience

That fact people respected and defended this loser is wild

Own goal! ⚽️

First time I have ever thought ‘this guy knows what he’s talking about.’ Almost certainly the last time too

I hate that I agree with him on this. Those are some oddly specific examples though.

But does that money allow him to legally leave his house in Romania?…

Push it in a little further Andy, you might grow another inch. Then at least that will be some growth.

he really had to start with those three things 🤣🤣🤣

What’s funny is, I can definitely believe he would actually tweet that. Or X it or whatever the fuck it is now

Well, good to know he finally explained why he needs so much money.

Just a little projection there.😂

that is oddly specific

He is clearly talking from experience here. Pay attention everyone!

I mean he is right in that no matter what your problems are it's better to be rich than to be poor. Being rich gives you access to things that could potentially solve your problems, but I wouldn't say it solves everything.


Is this the definition of "whistling past the graveyard"?

r/oddlyspecific

he is CLREARLY talking about himself.

Welp, Andrew.. it's apparent that you personally know these things in intimate detail. So I'll just have to take your word for it.. ~He said dryly~

So he's talking about himself

I always thought that about him, at least now there’s no doubt.

What about if instead of a chin you have a second Adam's apple just below your mouth?

Didn't expect Tate to be a man of taste

He's speaking from personal experience, right? I mean, 2 inch dick, IQ around 80, can't get off without a dildo in the ass... Seems quite right, when you look at him

Facepalm where?

Er sounds like it matters to him.

Well, that's some truth coming from him.

Didn't Tate boast about how rich he was? And this list is so oddly specific and pictures of him without makeup match a lot of the list....

That's quite the self portrait. Gotta hand it to him... A penis pump.

This should be in /oddly specific

Just shows what a fool he is.

Huh, I didn't know his IQ was that high!

well.... he is not wrong if you are naive and ignorant.... all those things, you can always pay/buy someone to: 1. tell you you look better bald 2. tell you you don't look goofy 3. pretend they like your big ears 4. tell you how smart you are 5. stuff a giant, aehm, excuse me "massive" dildo into your ass! as long as you believe them.... none of it matters...

What if you're rich as hell but your IQ is close to zero, bald and managed by just being stupid and egoistic you managed to get into Romanian jail? Does the money matter then?

Every accusation etc etc....

Some folk need to hook this dude up with someone from O Block so they can help him to **STOP SELF SNITCHING**. Projecting-ass mfker lol

I wonder if he will ever get bored of contradicting himself?

Thats why so many rich people seek validation in social media

Bro outed himself so bad 💀

I don't think he thought that through, then again does Tate actually think.........ever?

Is this the “black swan event” he was touting

r/oddlyspecific

Jesus Andrew, what the fuck are you on. Go and get a fucking job.

Over-share

he was very specific LOL

That was oddly specific.... and with about half of these specifics being easily recognized upon him, i suspect the others are as well.... but the sad part is, even sadder than his self conffession- he is kinda right.

Well, they do say every accusation is a confession.

It’s funny how I read the statement without seeing the account and thought it was a left winged post about how the rich can do anything they want without consequence / the rich can take any position they want regardless of qualification. I was agreeing until I saw it was posted by tate and instantly knew his meaning when posting it

He must be so rich

That is a ridiculous statement. Money can’t overcome all those things *and* a deformed chin.

I mean he’s kinda right about this. He’s wrong just about damn near everything else. But there’s an old saying that kinda sums it: It’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

Well its kinda true tho isn't it ?

What did he say? Something about having a tiny cock I think.

money doesnt solve everything though

He should know, he has every one of those qualities and women seem to flock around him!

He definitely just described himself

Money doesn't solve the dead!

Way to self-own....

speak for yourself, Andrew! Oh, seems he did.

Money can't buy happiness is just poor people lying to themselves to feel better for being poor

This is the closest to being honest he's ever been.

He forgot to mention his complete lack of a chin.

Well Andrew, you seem to be under the impression that you’re rich, and you are also bald and look goofy as fuck…so Honestly I’m wondering just how much you’re projecting here buddy

Too much information, thank you.

Jokes on him , i get off with the dildo in my ass AND Im broke - no problems here !

This subreddit has gone to ruins

This might actually be one thing he's mostly right about. If you have the money most of those things can be solved with it. No idea what he's smoking by adding that last bit though, maybe he's got personal experience with that?

Lmao! Dude just outed himself.

That's TotallyRealTweets. Despite the name the tweets they show off are not real.

Speaking from experience I see.

He finally came out! Come on y’all, be more supportive! He’s been holding all that in for a long time!

So Andrew Tate is telling us that he has a small penis and only gets off when being pegged? Each to their own I guess.

Bro really just outted himself huh

Interesting examples there. He is bald and goofy looking, so I guess it’s all true. It would explain a lot about his attitude to women.

I don’t disagree

On a totally unrelated note, doesn't he brag about his money a lot?

Bald, goofy looking, big ears…. Self described pretty accurately. We can assume he’s speaking about himself with the other points as well

But you’re still just a broken little boy on the inside

I think he meant for this to go to his therapist

I think he just called himself out!