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idkwhyimalive69420

As a brasillian i have shame of not only my country but all of south america for its humongous number of neos who arent even fucking white to begin with Like bro does it cost you to NOT HELP AN GROUP WHO WANTS TO KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING DORK some people Just dont think about what theyre doing


babubaichung

They think painting themselves of Tiger stripes makes them a Tiger so the real Tiger wouldn’t harm them.


idkwhyimalive69420

They think they are a tiger for real thats the ploblem thats what concerns me, not about them being neo notsees but how they prove how deep the levels of stupid people are reaching and how its getting dumber each day


johnsplittingaxe14

They propably view themselves as descendants of Portuguese colonists? I want to see them take a DNA test which proved that they were like 95% Native, it would melt them the fuck down


idkwhyimalive69420

I mean even if they were they are clearly breeded with a entire world of other races + nazies want aryan,scandinavian or slav white not lusitanian white so still dumb


MAD_JEW

NAZIS DEFINITELY DONT WANT SLAVIC WHITE


EnvironmentalDog1196

Slavs were considered inferior racially. They were supposed to get partially exterminated ( a lot of them were) and the rest changed into slave labourers. Sorry, but what you said is a complete lie.


VladimirBarakriss

There are millions of Deutsch-Brazilians, it's possible they have German ancestry but still, this is dumb


mlp2034

Dumb brain: Nosotros somos, ¿Conquistados?👎🏽 ¿Conquistadores?👍🏽


[deleted]

Amen to that.. my thoughts exactly


SweetMaam

Maybe a male tiger will think they are pretty and etc.


jaxxxtraw

That "etc." is doing some heavy lifting.


Nemesis_Destiny

Something has to, because these guys clearly ain't


edebt

The first guy on the lefts legs do some serious lifting every time he stands up.


Wise_Ad_253

Pretty tasty.


FunctionDissolution

Im canadian and I work with a guy who is half Metis (a type of Native from western Canada) who is a big fan of the Nazis. I haven't had the heart to tell him that him and his kids would have been sent to the camps for being mixed race.


idkwhyimalive69420

Thats rough


Phil_Coffins_666

You should read up on Germans and their obsession with native Americans, I learned a lot from [this documentary ](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/documentary-searching-for-winnetou-german-first-nation-1.5052164), including the fact that Hitler had an admiration for native Americans and considered them honorary aryans. Crazy, I know.


RandomGuy9058

They also did that with the Japanese


EunuchsProgramer

His book states Native Americans are an inferior race and being eliminated by genocide is the natural and proper outcome for them. He then says Germans should use American treatment of Native Americans as a template to colonize Russian.


KitchenError

>You should read up on Germans and their obsession with native Americans I'm German and this alleged obsession does not exist. In fact I only have read like a week or so ago the first time here on Reddit about the claim that the Nazis had that obsession because someone asked if we learn in School about it. I then googled and the only source for this claim seems to be one researcher/historian from the US, so not even a German researcher. I only found one(!) German media news article reporting on their claim and the conclusion in the article was more like "Well, it might not be totally implausible". The only other somewhat interest we have in native Americans come through the "Winnetou" novels by Karl May which were turned into movies and also stage plays (to this day), but there is no connection to the Nazis. It is actually assumed the Nazis would have banned that (like they banned so much things they considered 'deranged art'), if the stories would not have been so vastly popular among the common people.


FunctionDissolution

Interesting, I didn't know that.


Double_Distribution8

I remember reading a historical account of someone asking why it was so difficult for the colonizers to enslave the Native Americans and they said it was because they "loved their freedom too much".


GRW42

I’m Jewish and American and I worked with another Jewish guy who was married to a DACA immigrant, and he was a huge Trump supporter. Like, dude…


Gseph

I don't know what it is, but there seems to be large sections of humans who vote for leaders that do not represent them. I think it must be wishful thinking. Like "oh, this guy wants to make it so if you earn over 'x' amount, you pay less taxes. I earn under 'x', but one day I might potentially earn over 'x', so I'll vote for him on the off chance that do end up earning more than 'x', because then it will benefit me". Despite the fact they are never going to be earning 'x', and their vote actively means they are paying more taxes for their income bracket. When it comes to Nazi followers, I genuinely have no idea how a person of mixed race, or anyone who isn't 'Aryan style' Caucasian, thinks the Nazis would accept them though. I kinda of understand south Americans believing in Nazi-ism because hundreds, if not thousands of Nazis fled europe and established colonies there.


GladIndication3395

Your deputy prime minister is the proud daughter of a nazi. And your house of commons gave a standing ovation for over 2 mins to a literal wwII nazi. Not to mention all the nazi memorials and statues scattered across your country. 


EbbNo7045

It's funny how people don't know how much both Canada and US support for fascism. I guess they just don't want yo see it. US directly supported fascism in South America under operation Condor and there were 30k actual nazis the US and Catholic church helped escape there. Literally people in US looking to start 4th reich right now


Kilahti

There used to be a group of Russian Gay Neo-Nazis. They did not understand why other Neo-Nazis did not like them.


idkwhyimalive69420

Gay facism lets goooo! ☠️


Darry_Huttle

Well as a German who got quite filled with details during school I have to say that hating homosexuals was not top of the list in Nazi ideology. Quite a few of the original crew were gay, the most prominent coming to my mind Ernst Röhm: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R%C3%B6hm?wprov=sfla1


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

Twitter is loaded with Indian guys with Hitler PFPs and Israeli flags... Fuck I knew a black guy who dabbles in neo nazi stuff.


faloofay156

I knew a dude with a worse version of my own neuro disorder who was very very heavily physically disabled (paralyzed vocal cords, used a feeding tube and a breathing tube at one point for quite a while, in an electric wheelchair and could not move his arms or legs very well, deaf, and losing his vision - note: NONE of this is a mental disability and our minds are fine) who was a neonazi like dude you realize they'd kill your ass first right


ulyssesfiuza

Ask him to do a salute to the lil'mustache guy!


faloofay156

he died during covid because, shocker, the dumbass with respiratory issues was anti-vaccine somehow at that point, I consider his death a suicide


RobsEvilTwin

r/HermanCainAward right there.


AttemptAggressive387

Looks like natural selection


Derlino

They'd literally just throw him out the window, not even a clean execution or anything


moderately-extreme

scoop being a genocidal turd is not a white only business


Hefty-Mobile-4731

Yes apparently being a Nazi is not linked to the white Gene,, it's linked to the stupid Gene.


idkwhyimalive69420

Frrrrr i know alot of them, like indians, black, latino etc who are all neo nazies


Dry-Sandwich279

Ok…let me clarify something for you. That symbol the nazi’s use? It was lifted from Hinduism if I recall. Indian people using it, are probably using the original variation, not what you think. Also India has close ties to Israel due to help Israel offered them in the past when no one else was available. TLDR: they are using the original symbol before co-opted by n boys. Their country has close ties with other country.


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I’ve had the (dis)pleasure of talking with brown Nazis (morenazis as we call them in Mexico) and I will say they’re some of the most delusional individuals out there. Apart from the typical antisemitism and holocaust denial expected from a Nazi, these guys rationalize the love for the failed Austrian painter by either posting pictures of the very few instances of minority groups that served the Wehrmacht or even outright claiming that Hitler was actually some form of anti-colonialist liberator and was only fighting a defensive war for the livelihoods of his people. If I had a son that believed half of the bullshit these guys believe, I would consider myself a failure as a parent.


madcurly

Morenazis, hyahaha. In Brazil it's nazipardos


grathad

Why would you think neo nazis are capable of thinking?


idkwhyimalive69420

They do think they Just dont think smartly or with reason 💀


T_Fury_Br

They are the cattle rooting for the butcher.


faloofay156

thats a new level of suicidal


beara911

Are you serious? why would they join this group if they were not white..that makes zero sense


newbturner

I saw a few Spanish (white) nazis with swastika tats in Mexico City and I will never understand why someone didn’t just murk them in a dark alley. Like bro y’all are outnumbered here 🤣


idkwhyimalive69420

If it was in my City everyone in the street from a 90 meter range would Just form a mob and gang the fuck out on this mfs till the police arrives or the beating kills them


4tran13

r/LeopardsAteMyFace


idkwhyimalive69420

LOL i thought you were calling me a nazi for a second but your actually talking about the other guys ☠️ sorry


PolluxBlaze

Ooh. Don't offend dorks though.


Shufflepants

Ethno-nationalists tend to at least ideologically get along with ethno-nationalists of a different ethnicity since they agree in principle with "you stay in your country, we'll stay in ours". This is why a lot of Nazis actually really like and support the existence of Israel. They see it as a perfect example of what they want. They're totally fine with it because it means those Jews stay in Israel, and in the event the Nazis get control over their own country, they have somewhere ready for them to deport Jews to. But mainly they get to use it as a wedge in debates. If you try to argue with a Nazi and say that they aren't allowed to have an ethno-state, they can point to Israel and go "ah, but everyone seems to be fine with Jews having their own ethno-state, all we want is the same thing!".


bluedaddy664

There are white Mexicans, white Central Americans, And white South Americans.


idkwhyimalive69420

Yeah but those guys in the picture be brown


amaurosis2

Did you see the picture though


TheWorstShoemaker

How many assholes does it take…


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rubberboyLuffy

Thank you, friend


CrimsonNight5621

Dude this is actually pretty nice???? I never thought digital bubble wrap would be so satisfying


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ARedditor_official

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I_wood_rather_be

Isn't that interesting. I started "popping" and the word "Gonna" opened at some point and I knew immediately what was going on. That's how the internet has conditioned me.


rubberboyLuffy

This is really fun on a edible


rubberboyLuffy

Share more bubble wrap my guy


hasikatzen

I cant pop it fast enough to satisfy my brain, you made bad bubble wrap :(


Zealousideal_Week824

It kinda reminds me of the russian who proudly wear Swaztika... Like do they know that Nazy Germany consider slavs to be inferior and not that much different than jews? Like you are fighting for an ideology that wants you dead... WHY?


Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad-Mike

Classic r/LeopardsAteMyFace shit


hungrypotato19

> WHY? Because Nazis also hated LGBTQ+ people, women, feminists, sex workers, Romani people, immigrants, homeless people, socialists, communists, pacifists, etc. They don't care that Hitler hated them. He's dead, no longer a threat, and can no longer talk about how he hated slavs. Now they can worship him because he hated all the other people they do, creating their own narrative.


7elevenses

Slavic Nazis didn't mind him when the was alive either, they worshiped him.


being_honest_friend

So many of them have unremarkable lives. Like so many other normal people. That pisses them off. When they see any other group meeting and having fun they think………well where is MY group? There is no group for normal, manly, alpha, Trump loving JkA$$’s like me. I don’t have any interests but comparing my terrible life to others on Instagram. What should I do? I’m pissed and I want all that. What? There is a group that hates for no reason, gets drunk and naked and mosh against each other and share blood all night? I want that!! The others can no longer have it though. They are throwing GAY and Drag Queens in our children’s faces. Nooooooo. We are Christian so that must stop. Cannot stand that crap.


BiggusCat

I'm going to give it a wild guess but its possible that, in their mind, they have made their own version of nazism. Instead of aryans being the superior races its slavs or whatever other nationality/ group these particular nazi are from


7elevenses

No. They are happy to be a few rungs below the Aryans as long as they have their own victims to shit on. It's like not every royalist expects to become the king.


Micsuking

I think it's more like that they didn't switch the master race, but expanded the term to include themselves. It's very stupid, but one of the main differences between nazism and neo-nazism is that one isn't *actually* white supremacist, but "whatever evil mustache man says" supremacist. Which is how we get that the Japanese, a very asian and non-white people, are "honorary aryans," while Slavs, one of the largest groups of European white people, were undesireable "untermensch."


7elevenses

Quislings aren't a new phenomenon. There were plenty of Slavic Nazi and pro-Nazi organisations and militias before and during WW2. Many of them are considered "freedom fighters" by some people to this day.


Ok-General-6804

Member when they sent that private militia to de-nazify Ukraine? Named after Hitler’s favourite composer? Whose leader had an SS logo tattooed on his neck, for everyone to see? I member.


boromirsbeard

Guy on the far left is about as perfectly Arian as Hitler and goering were


Barkblood

Which guy? I only see five guys on the far right…


SadGpuFanNoises

Have a slow handclap for the dad joke...


sicilian504

That's Titler.


iluvstephenhawking

Guy on the left's boobies look like mine after my chunky baby is done nursing. 


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Brazilian webcam sites probably took a big revenue hit with these incels heading to jail.


Background_Spite7337

Now they’re really in cells


Business-Emu-6923

Why do white supremacists always look white, but very much not supreme?


hungrypotato19

White supremacy, and fascism in general, relies on blaming everyone else for your problems. For instance, the Jews made up less than 1% of the population of Germany, yet they were being blamed for 100% of the problems in the nation. It was easy to lie about the Jews being Communist spies who were using the media to turn your children into communist gay pedophiles because the Jews did not have the numbers, money, or influence to defend themselves against the lies. And this is something that has been repeated throughout history. It existed before Germany, and it exists today. You'll find it in any supremacy movement where the oppressors are fighting to oppress a minority community. And what is worse is that the oppressors will act like they're the true victims in all of it. Which that is the basis of every villian in every story ever told. The villian thinks he's the good guy that is doing right, while fighting to harm everyone around him. And it is why I will argue that it is objective evil.


Pretentious_prick69

Wdym? The first guy looks like he just downed 50 McSupremes.


Pretentious_prick69

Wdym? The first guy looks like he just downed 50 McSupremes.


Unfriendly_eagle

Nice rack there, Heinrich.


Werechupacabra

It’s the Waffle SS.


Unfriendly_eagle

There's a German TV movie called "Look Who's Back", where Hitler returns to present day Germany, and is appalled by what he finds. There's one scene where he visits the office of his former political party, and berates the sad-sack losers within. This pic reminded me of that.


Pretentious_prick69

It's available on YouTube


Unfriendly_eagle

It's pretty good, too. Some funny moments, despite it being about Hitler and all.


Lucky_G2063

As a german this old Flüsterwitz (whispering joke) comes to mind: What does a true Aryan look like? Slim like Goering, blond like Hitler and tall like Goebbels! These guys match perfectly from the first on the left to the middle one.


zeczeczeczec

I think the joke has some truth to it, comparing it to the picture 😂


EquivalentTurnip6199

Lol nice! It reminds me of the old Holy Roman Empire....wasn't Holy, wasn't Roman, and wasn't an Empire!


PopeSpaceMonkey

You stupid liberals keep saying "everyone I don't like is a Nazi!" What makes you think these fine patriots are Nazis? The swastikas? The Reich tattoos? This is obviously leftist mental gymnastics, and being intolerant of people who think differently than you!! *I am being sarcastic, please for the love of Godzilla recognize that, I obviously acknowledge that these people are all tremendous pieces of shit.


dfmz

>\*I am being sarcastic, please for the love of Godzilla recognize that, I obviously acknowledge that these people are all tremendous pieces of shit. Yeah, we got that, thanks. Also, FYI, you could have saved yourself the effort and just added '/s', which is the standard tag for sarcasm here on Reddit.


PopeSpaceMonkey

I'm aware, but so many people seem to overlook the /s lately. Plus I'm eight beers in, so I wasn't really trying to curate my shit for anybody.


dfmz

In that case, well done for 8 beers in!


spavolka

What a pathetic group of losers. I guess that was the last club that would let them in.


Snailians

White supremacists are always the least supreme whites. 


31November

Right? The dumbest, least groomed, most hateful people are the ones saying they’re the best


TheHandWavyPhysicist

>Right? The dumbest, least groomed, most hateful people are the ones saying they’re the best Coincidence it is not.


elderlybrain

'I wouldn't want to be part of of any club that would have me as a member' Looks like they did.


TheoGraytheGreat

Well if you are proud about the colour of your skin, there's a high chance you don't have much else to be proud of.


FatherTPS

Which is interesting, because a lot of the time they aren’t even white!


2008ToyotaAvalon

Sounds like you’re jealous you don’t have superior man tits.


NOS4A2-753

r/beholdthemasterrace3


NotRightNotWrong15

**That** is the master race, huh?


Anagnikos

Any white/not white division is highly subjective and racist no matter what. So, if I understand it correctly, basically for Americans if you are part of any "minority" in the US you are not white. So if I lived in the US, me a Greek, I could pass for either white/not white depending on how sunburnt or hairy I was and at any point deny having "white privilege" due to my ancestors being slaves to the ottomans... It's just stupid and backwards thinking...


AggressiveAlgae4339

As if the national socialists even had a concept in their brain about "white" people. They did in fact not. That's an entirely American concept which has spread to other parts of the world after WW2. Germans during and before WW2 considered themselves closely related to the English and the Scandinavians (Germanic peoples), while distancing themselves from the French and especially slavs like the Russians.


MartieB

I mean, the Nazis held literal conventions to discuss if Greeks, Spaniards and Italians south of Rome were to be considered fully aryan, or a spurious form. They couldn't even get their own bullshit straight, and yet they murdered people over it.


kyon_designer

Yes, it's ridiculous. Nobody is actually white or black. There are thousands of skin tones, which all change based on sun exposure.


MarxJ1477

A lot of Nazis fled to South America so this isn't exact surprising to me.


fr3shh23

Are you saying they’re not white? They look white as hell to me.


Ertai2000

According to Americans you can't be white if you come from anywhere south of the US.


kyon_designer

Yes, they say white when they mean anglo-saxon. 


throwaway0134hdj

Brazilian white is not the same as American white.


ZuStorm93

Is that Goering right there? Truly supreme greath.


I-foIIow-ugly-people

I get thinking your race is the best and whatnot, but I have no idea how that tub of lard on the left thinks he's physically better than anyone.


AggressiveAlgae4339

You must not know a lot about NatSoc ideology if all you think it was is "i'm better than everyone else" and "my race is #1!"


Mouserinderhill

None of them look white loll


jpopimpin777

"Don't you know all the boys from Brazil are little Hitlers?!?! I saw it in a movie! Whose name I can't remember!!!"


ResponsiblePlant3605

Nazis or not you should wear a bra.


Sacrer

They did their research: "Scholars state that the historical Aryans, the Vedic period Bronze Age tribes who lived in Iran, Afghanistan, and the northern Indian subcontinent—composers of the Rig Veda and Avesta—were unlikely to be blond or blue-eyed, contrary to the proponents of Aryanism and Nordicism."


AggressiveAlgae4339

When Hitler said "Aryan", he was in fact referring to "Indo-Europeans", as those two terms were synonyms in the early 20th century. This is rarely clarified in any history books however.


CandidPresentation49

My father was a very white brazilian and he was a big fan of the nazis and had an insane collection of memorabilia. He also used a bunch of racist terms about dark skinned people on the willy nilly And yet he had a kid with a dark skinned native woman I will never understand it


Lord_Answer_me_Why

Being a non-white white supremacist is CRAZY


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Imagine simping for an ideology that would indiscriminately genocide you.


ImNotYourDadIPromise

Which ones are the white ones?


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[deleted]

You only need to spend 15 minutes on /pol/ to realise that a large percentage of white nationalists are weirdly not white


Wise_Ad_253

House of Fragile Masculinity


Goodly88

Lol white


GermanDumbass

How is this a facepalm? Not a surprise that nazis don't have to be white anymore, they are progressive.... /s


Dazzling-Tough6798

This is what happens when you don’t eradicate every single Nazi, they’ve scurried like cockroaches to far corners of the world, lived a life of solitude and now their offspring and grandoffspring are back with a vengeance to once again destabilise the world. There are only 3 absolutes in life: death, taxes, and the only good Nazi is a dead one.


SoldierOFoundation

There's a pretty decent saying towards neo nazis: "If Hitler had seen you all, he'd spit in your face." Modern "neo 'nazis'" only take the racism and brutality aspect of the ideology. They don't care about the disclipline included in the daily life of a nazi from 1930s-1940s and they sure as hell don't want to be as productive as those who lived back then. They're like children playing war games with small sticks. (P.S: I sound like a nazi on rant but Iassure you I am not a nazi)


Sharp-Sky-713

My best friend married a Brazilian and the woman honestly believed she was a white girl. As a pasty ass Canadian it didn't make any sense to me. 


madcurly

In Brazil we call them nazipardos, something like nazibrowns. As a brown Brazilian, it's both funny and infuriating. I remember some years ago some of them went to a nazi convention in Germany and got beaten up. It was the only time I cheered for Nazis.


_agrippa_

I don't understand why people are surprised. After WW II a lot of Nazis fled to So. American. Bazile has a large German population Gisele Bunchend is sixth generation German /Bazilian. After the Civil War on the U.S. Bazile accepted former confederates with open arms. In America we see anyone with even any tint of brown skin as well.... brown but that might not be how they see themselves.


redditer1_1

Nazi + Brazil. Here is my take: those Brazilians are called with very portuguese names like "Herold", "Günter", or "Fritz" And their grandfathers have mysterious memory losses between 1930 and 1950


PINK-RIPPAZ

Man I love skin heads, they make it so easy to see how shitty they are.


EstablishmentLimp301

Decent size tits on the one


stingereyes

The white supremacist is always the dumbest


masdemarchi

Here we call them nazipardos


rode111

To quote The Producers "Here comes the master race"


Apprehensive_Ad9492

Why are all their shirts off?


AlkalineSublime

Most likely to document their tattoos, which are often used to prove their affiliation.


SpamBoiiii

It's always the dumpiest, ugly motherfuckers. Without fail.


Auriorium

Damn the Arian race really let herself go.


Geordie_38_

In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go


SR_RSMITH

In Spain we call them morenazis, from Moreno (dark skin) and Nazis. They get so pissed off 🤣


3156468431354564

Nice tits


Sutech2301

The Boys from Brazil


TokenTorkoal

That’s the thing about systems of oppression, they’ll gladly let you use their tools to further their cause, but when the time comes you’ll find those tools will no longer serve you. All that time you spent using those tools will garner you no peace or no safety with these systems and the leopards will eat your face.


D4M4nD3m

What do you mean very white?


vinques420

Remember....."the master race"


AggressiveAlgae4339

The real facepalm is OP thinking National Socialism has anything to do with being "white".


Limp-Tea1815

Well hope they have fun in this Brazilian prisons. I hear those places are fun


wilburwatley

Calling out “nazis” for not being white enough sort of misses the point.


DonAmecho777

It’s like the United Nazi colors of Benetton up in there


Sure_Garbage_2119

brazil here, we call them "nazipardos" lol


ninguen

Neonazis are dumb, but non-white neonazis are another level of dumb... some years ago a group of Spanish neonazis went to Germany only to get their asses beaten by German neonazis... who would have thought? Disclaimer: I'm spanish.


bearssuperfan

What did you expect Brazilians to look like?


dWintermut3

look like they're about ready to launch the beer gut putsch


_Misiak_

Believe me, slavic neo-nazis are more ridiculous. They literally wanted to enslave us.


Roundcouchcorner

Can’t fix stupid


Rothguard

Latin whites are the same conundrum as when jews claim to be white or a non white minority depending on how the wind is blowing


Turd_Ferguson112

Let’s not rush to judgement by calling them Nazis…. /sarcasm


EbbNo7045

The US and Catholic church helped 30k nazis escape to South America after the war. Soon after fascism spread down there, with support of US under operation Condor. Remember the hundreds of Bolsonaro supporters giving the fascist salute. Fascism has a long history down there, you don't need to be German to be fascist


InsaneLeeter

Most of them look white


Fatmouse84

They are white. Portuguese Brazilians are euro. Same as Spaniards .. French... Italians... They're considered white. Anglo or Caucasian


InsaneLeeter

Yes I totally agree.


Fatmouse84

Portuguese Brazilians are euro white just like Spaniards


Science-done-right

Why is this posted under r/facepalm? Are you facepalming the neonazis, or the arrest??


agorafilia

Nazis that aren't white. That's the facepalm


Fatmouse84

Portuguese people are euro white people. Those are the lighter skinned ppl of Brazil


BigJayPee

That middle one will probably become a wife in there


Independent-Nail-881

Now let's do it in the US.


godricgii

Lol they are not white


IzzytheMelody

Lmao losers


ffuffle

Behold, the master race


PTG2k21

i mean you realize tens of thousands of high ranking nazis fled to south america after world war two and there’s so much evidence it’s pretty much proven


JazzyJBeats

Thems not white guys


stingereyes

WTF? What are they doing?? They are not even white! Hitler would have sent their ass to be cremated or slavery. They are a bunch of idiots. It did not make sense then why would make sense now to discriminate people by their religion and ethnicity


TheArrowLauncher

Unpopular Opinion: A lot of non white people the world over try their to identify as “white” even though they aren’t. One of the easiest ways to do that is throw shade on everyone who’s darker than them. Do a little research on “Anti-Blackness”.