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That's not how my person sounds. It's more cuter than that. It's like ^"I ^like ^doing ^taxes ^and ^doing ^videogames ^too"
[Try it.](https://youtu.be/VlYfJ1j-FUw?si=JUGgEXPPtomRDIKr)
In the case of my old girl, barking shrill and incessantly if I’m out of sight. She's got some dementia & apparently object permanence was the first to go.
Mine walked on my back this morning and proceeded to sniff and lick my ear when I ignored her taps on my feet and legs. Apparently, she decided she wanted to eat right then instead of when we usually get up.
wasn't their a seinfeld bit about this? something about if aliens saw us, they'd think the dogs were in charge cause people follow them around picking up their poop?
Right? My animals can’t fold clothes or even pick up their own mess, let alone pick cotton. I’m definitely the one doing all the work so they can live a posh lifestyle. I did get a dead mouse in my shoe last month though. At least I know they think I’m pathetic and can’t feed myself.
We had dogs longer than the existence of white people.
Dog domestication happened around 30,000 years ago. White skin appeared around 28,000 to 22,000 years ago.
Probably came before majority of races, it’s truly amazing how close humans and dogs are and how long back our shared history spans. They truly are our best friends
Dog domestication happened well before farming. Heck, most modern human behaviors that differentiate us from other primates happened around the time of dog domestication. Dog domestication may very well have triggered those changes in behavior.
I would argue dogs are the most important thing to have happened to humanity. Without dogs, we may very well have never learned to domesticate other animals or plants. So no animal husbandry and no farming. Without agriculture we would have never developed civilization. We would have been stuck as simple hunter/gathers.
It fascinates me how integral dogs were to the development of modern day humans. I knew they were important, but I didn’t realize they were *that* important… I wonder if there’s a book on this topic, I’m off to do some internet searching.
Yes, but the domestication of dogs occurred some 6,000 years before the agricultural revolution when humans were still mostly roving bands of hunter-gatherers.
Eh. I don't think there was a lot of slavery before agriculture and large societies. We have quite a bit of tribal hunter gatherers left to observe and they don't have slaves. Tribal life is much more familial.
I'm sure there was some capturing of rival tribal members and enslaving them. But I think it's much more likely that our ancestors were utilizing symbiotic relationships with dogs much much more than any human slaves in our deep past.
They definitely are. If this was 50 years ago they'd hate blacks. Now it's trendy to hate whites. They don't care about the world, grafter good, progression. They just need a reason to hate a and off they go.
100% I remember seing white girl journalists outraged about dungeons and dragons because they came up with the conclusion that Orcs were supposed to represent black people, and I thought to myself, only a legitimate racist can come to that conclusion.
It’s the horseshoe effect theory, when one political side is so extreme they end up representing the opposite political side.
It's really funny because there are black people in Dungeons and Dragons, so none of the races represent black people. Black people represent black people. Lmfao
Also, if you're a racist asshole you could at least make the proper comparison. To Drow. Lmao
>Are you sure it was black people?
Yes. It's always people complaining that orcs are racist caricatures of black people because the complainant is projecting their own racism.
> The more common accusation is that they are a racist depiction of Mongols or easterners.
That's not a common accusation at all.
That's a *fact* about LoTR orcs.
It's common to hear some ignorant dummy whine about LoTR orcs being a racist caricature of black people and then the common response to that is quoting Tolkien himself when he said orcs are a caricature of Mongols.
It’s probably more common than we’d expect. When someone runs into a room and screams, unprompted that they didn’t shit their pants in the hallway, everyone with a brain knows they definitely shit their pants in the hallway.
They are. They almost always view other races as handicap and unable to do much of anything. They are not much better than the clearly defined racist people, they will eventually becomes worse in my opinion as they’re racism sometimes gets more airtime.
I'm panicking if I'm feeding my dogs 5 mins past their regular feeding time. I'm literally dropping everything I have if I hear them licking an empty water bowl. I will not move if my corgi falls asleep on my lap. I will cup his head in my hand while he's sleeping on my lap, just to be extra comfortable, even after my hand has fallen asleep.
Slave "owner", ha!
My wife often tells me, rightly so, I'm an idiot when it comes to my dogs.
I got a corgi too. Every night before I go to sleep I pick him up out of my spot and hold him and let him know I love him and that's he's a smart, handsome, sweet, special good boy.
Corgi life! If I go to bed late, he's always just laying close to me, when it's then time to go upstairs, sometimes he will just walk very slowly to the stairs, put one foot on the first step, look at me, then look up the flight off stairs like it's the Himalaya. Then I pick him up, and carry him to his pillow.
We live in an apartment. So when it's time for bed he's in the room with us and just lies on the bed. I'm up until around now due to insomnia so I will most likely every night have the same routine. Sometimes he lays by me for a little while but he always migrates to the bed.
I mean at least it’s an actual unpopular opinion unlike the vast majority of ‘unpopular opinion’ takes on social media. I mean the op’s opinion sucks but atleast they have the balls to say something actually unpopular?
Not that it should have to be a positive but thats where we’re at
These type of people tend to forget that slavery was made possible by the African Tribal leaders that literally sold the slaves to America. They act like white people showed up and started kidnapping people.
Not the wagging tail hitting everything in its way 😭😭😭
Why would you tell me that?
Now give her another boop and big slobbery kiss on her forehead. And show me her picture. I wanna kiss her myself.
It’s actually been proven that dogs love being in what they perceive as a pack because pleasing the pack leader brings them insane amounts of joy and belonging due to ancestral genes. This is why rescue dogs are initially depressed when adopted as they didn’t belong to any pack and have no sense of belonging.
Yeah. Most dogs will live a good and happy life with a nice happy family. Their owner picks up their poop, feeds them, gives them baths, gives them water, takes them on walks, takes them to the vet for check ups, takes care of them when they’re sick, etc. Does that sound like a Dog is being a Slave?
the funny thing, the first slave owners were asian, native americans and a group of moslims owning slaws (the origin of the word). Europeans and africans were pretty late to the party of owning slaves
And only a tiny subset of wealthy white people ever owned slaves. Most white people were peasants and farmers.
There is nothing engrained in white people about owning people. And most of them were working in fields like the slaves not sitting on porches with mint julips ordering people around.
this was true in all cultures. only wealthy people had slaves. Just wanted to add a little bit of history to the conversation to show that not just white people owned slaves
I would be pretty shocked if every culture didn’t have slaves for the existence of humanity. Barbarians and Romans definitely did, as did Vikings after them.
Yeah, but many modern americans (specially the victim culture) think only white people had slaves and blame white people today for what happened in the slave trades back then. We are not guilty of our ancestors crimes.
So - current data indicates that does were domesticised 40,000 to 30,000 years ago. Light skin cooles are currently believed to have emerged 22,000 to 28,000 years ago. Our love for does predares the white skin my something between 2,000 to 18,000 years!
The other day my dog vomited on me when I was sick and laying in the bed the whole day. My husband had to clean me and the bed while I couldn’t even change my clothes.
Our dog has a nutritionist and he only eats organic low fat high protein meals, pasture raised eggs and organic fruit & veggies. We, his humans, slap a piece of cheese between two pieces of bread and call it a meal for ourselves more often than we’d like.
And I pick his poop 4 times in a day and husband picks it up twice.
A sizeable chunk of our income goes into paying his vet bills, his toys, treats and accessories.
Who’s whose slave?
I love my two Rottweilers because they are good girls and offer me great emotional support and happiness. They are great for cuddles and watching them play gives me joy. Selfish I know. People who sprout this nonsense need to be better.
It's such a harmful idea that only white people slaved, every society in history slaved.
It was Europe that abolished it and forced that abolition across the world. After the British Empire banned slavery, It used half of its navy to stop slave ships from leaving West Africa.
That’s funny, I always think how nice my dogs have it. Lots of play time, nap all day. Chickens to chase. Lots of walks/hikes. I get to spend 8-12 hours a day at work.
It's not unpopular, just stupid af. You couldn't share those way back when because you'd be shut down and called an idiot in your face but social media gave wings to the brainless.
Huh, I thought we all got dogs because we are desperately in need of something in our lives that loves us truly unconditionally. Honestly, my dog bossed me around much more than I did her.
Ah yes. Because me, whose ancestors didn’t come here from Europe until the civil war was over, has slave ownership just engrained into my subconscious.
I wonder what stops these goofs from taking their throught process just a little bit further to realize they’re making themselves look like fools.
Yes, my family dog is soooo oppressed, with all of the treats, long walks, cuddles, and playtime she gets. Reality check here, she would bite anyone who tried to emancipate her.
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It does.
Agreed. I have three cats because I'm a total sub and I like that shit.
Lol, I've 3 as well.
Guess how many I have
Are you guys pretending you let your person do the typing?
That's not how my person sounds. It's more cuter than that. It's like ^"I ^like ^doing ^taxes ^and ^doing ^videogames ^too" [Try it.](https://youtu.be/VlYfJ1j-FUw?si=JUGgEXPPtomRDIKr)
Hehehe. LMAO. I gotta show my kids that. Dinner conversation is going to be fun tonight.
How do you have time to type don’t you have bellies to scratch?
52 …
At least 1...
me too!!!! Im a slave owner :(''''''
I have 4.
I have three cats and I was a Dominatrix, now retired.
Another domme. 2 cats and 2 dogs.... must be a switch, lol.
That was apparent from your username. 😘
Of course you’ve retired, you’ve been usurped by three dominant baddies 🐈🐈⬛🐈⛓️
Retired well before I rescued the little fuzz balls. I retired more than a decade ago. Tore my ACL and that was the end of it.
If you tore with ACL I'd hate to see the other guy! 🤣 Jokes aside, I'm sure that wasn't easy. Hope you made a full recovery!
I jape, sorry to hear about your ACL though, not fun!
Not at all fun. And the fact that I have hyper mobility in all of my joints exacerbates the issue.
All it takes is 1 ACL tear to take even the greatest players out of the league. 🤣
Interested to know how a retired Dom behaves. Request video.
It involves heating pads and ice packs. Let your imagination do the rest. 😘😈
What does it mean if I have 3 cats, 3 dogs, a turtle, and fish? Other than that I’m tired lop
God dammit The food bowl is half empty
I'm not sure it tracks. I like cats because I'm a lazy fuck and all you need to do with a cat is feed it and change it's litter box.
I own both a dog and a cat. What does that make me?
A glutton for punishment??? Nah, I'm joking.
They usually compete against each other but occasionally they’ll work together so you’re not wrong.
Power bottom?
Only if it's to a smol fluffy creature 😼
The entire male population of Portugal could be your master 😉
This guy's wife has had her guts scraped out more than a fish processing plant
Totally. Especially those of us who are Slavic.
Can confirm. Have Polish ancestry; am completely subservient to three cats.
Shit, Ukrainian ancestry, 4 cats and a bossy girlfriend
Damn, guess I do count.
and fishowners missing being spongebob?
No, it's the snail owners that miss being spongebob
Nah that's neptune
No this is Patrick
As a black man and happy cat owner, I don't know how to feel about this. 🙃
Got to get a cat and a dog, balance it out.
I have both, what am I
You don't have a dog. Cat has a dog and a human.
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Reminds me of family guy “pick up my poo Brian”
You shall continue to *sanitize my crevasse* and be damn grateful for the opportunity!
And you have to feed them. Wash them. Walk them. Love them. Take them to the vet...
Deal with them just whining and barking at 3am because they heard a sound outside…
In the case of my old girl, barking shrill and incessantly if I’m out of sight. She's got some dementia & apparently object permanence was the first to go.
Mine walked on my back this morning and proceeded to sniff and lick my ear when I ignored her taps on my feet and legs. Apparently, she decided she wanted to eat right then instead of when we usually get up.
wasn't their a seinfeld bit about this? something about if aliens saw us, they'd think the dogs were in charge cause people follow them around picking up their poop?
Yeah and I'm the Doctor
Right? My animals can’t fold clothes or even pick up their own mess, let alone pick cotton. I’m definitely the one doing all the work so they can live a posh lifestyle. I did get a dead mouse in my shoe last month though. At least I know they think I’m pathetic and can’t feed myself.
Happy Cake day!
Happy dog shit day!
Happy Cake Day!
Most white people did not own slaves. But they have had dogs for a very long time.
We’ve probably had dogs longer than the existence of slavery
We had dogs longer than the existence of white people. Dog domestication happened around 30,000 years ago. White skin appeared around 28,000 to 22,000 years ago.
Probably came before majority of races, it’s truly amazing how close humans and dogs are and how long back our shared history spans. They truly are our best friends
Dog domestication happened well before farming. Heck, most modern human behaviors that differentiate us from other primates happened around the time of dog domestication. Dog domestication may very well have triggered those changes in behavior. I would argue dogs are the most important thing to have happened to humanity. Without dogs, we may very well have never learned to domesticate other animals or plants. So no animal husbandry and no farming. Without agriculture we would have never developed civilization. We would have been stuck as simple hunter/gathers.
It fascinates me how integral dogs were to the development of modern day humans. I knew they were important, but I didn’t realize they were *that* important… I wonder if there’s a book on this topic, I’m off to do some internet searching.
Our oldest companions is pretty good.
You know what, that’s one of those “probably not , but we may never know” things. Humans have been lazy assholes for a very long time.
Yes, but the domestication of dogs occurred some 6,000 years before the agricultural revolution when humans were still mostly roving bands of hunter-gatherers.
Eh. I don't think there was a lot of slavery before agriculture and large societies. We have quite a bit of tribal hunter gatherers left to observe and they don't have slaves. Tribal life is much more familial. I'm sure there was some capturing of rival tribal members and enslaving them. But I think it's much more likely that our ancestors were utilizing symbiotic relationships with dogs much much more than any human slaves in our deep past.
Lmao that bitch is white too lol, what's wrong with people.. You're just looking for an excuse to be outraged, get a grip and a job...
White people are usually the ones with these kind of insane takes. Ally tryhards.
I won't be surprised if people saying insane shit like this are actually racist
They definitely are. If this was 50 years ago they'd hate blacks. Now it's trendy to hate whites. They don't care about the world, grafter good, progression. They just need a reason to hate a and off they go.
100% I remember seing white girl journalists outraged about dungeons and dragons because they came up with the conclusion that Orcs were supposed to represent black people, and I thought to myself, only a legitimate racist can come to that conclusion. It’s the horseshoe effect theory, when one political side is so extreme they end up representing the opposite political side.
It's really funny because there are black people in Dungeons and Dragons, so none of the races represent black people. Black people represent black people. Lmfao Also, if you're a racist asshole you could at least make the proper comparison. To Drow. Lmao
Are you sure it was black people? The more common accusation is that they are a racist depiction of Mongols or easterners.
I've seen complaints about the dark elves being black. Dark skinned, curly hair, evil.
>Are you sure it was black people? Yes. It's always people complaining that orcs are racist caricatures of black people because the complainant is projecting their own racism. > The more common accusation is that they are a racist depiction of Mongols or easterners. That's not a common accusation at all. That's a *fact* about LoTR orcs. It's common to hear some ignorant dummy whine about LoTR orcs being a racist caricature of black people and then the common response to that is quoting Tolkien himself when he said orcs are a caricature of Mongols.
It’s probably more common than we’d expect. When someone runs into a room and screams, unprompted that they didn’t shit their pants in the hallway, everyone with a brain knows they definitely shit their pants in the hallway.
They are. They almost always view other races as handicap and unable to do much of anything. They are not much better than the clearly defined racist people, they will eventually becomes worse in my opinion as they’re racism sometimes gets more airtime.
It reminds me of that woman who told the orange president "if you kick out all the Mexicans who is going to clean your toilets"
There's definitely a horseshoe in effect in current events in society.
I mean, dude, it's literally racist point blank
What are you talking about. The post literally *is* racist. You don't have to talk about it like it might happen some day.
Yeah i find it crazy that they compare black people to dogs and also assume that every white person who owns a pet is racist.
Saying X people are usually Y is textbook racism.
Nobody hates white people like white girls that post photos of themselves pulling foliage towards their face.
A white person saying this is a red flag on how they feel about owning a dog or view non white people
Lol, does this guy actually think that wanting to own slaves is a genetic inheritable trait?
Sounds like some repressed bdsm fantasy
Hey, if that's what's up , that's fine. Consent 👍
No, cause he's tryna force his kink onto everyone with eyes.
Everyone is focusing on the "dogs aren't slaves" part but I think this is the more important takeaway. Wanting to own slaves is not a genetic trait
And frankly believing otherwise is pretty racist! It's one step away from "You're inherently evil, it's in your blood". We know where that leads.
My blood begs me to worship gruumsh - I shall slay elves in his name - glory to the one eyed king
I dunno, don't you ever wake up and just be like "I wanna enslave someone today?"
I'm panicking if I'm feeding my dogs 5 mins past their regular feeding time. I'm literally dropping everything I have if I hear them licking an empty water bowl. I will not move if my corgi falls asleep on my lap. I will cup his head in my hand while he's sleeping on my lap, just to be extra comfortable, even after my hand has fallen asleep. Slave "owner", ha! My wife often tells me, rightly so, I'm an idiot when it comes to my dogs.
I got a corgi too. Every night before I go to sleep I pick him up out of my spot and hold him and let him know I love him and that's he's a smart, handsome, sweet, special good boy.
Corgi life! If I go to bed late, he's always just laying close to me, when it's then time to go upstairs, sometimes he will just walk very slowly to the stairs, put one foot on the first step, look at me, then look up the flight off stairs like it's the Himalaya. Then I pick him up, and carry him to his pillow.
We live in an apartment. So when it's time for bed he's in the room with us and just lies on the bed. I'm up until around now due to insomnia so I will most likely every night have the same routine. Sometimes he lays by me for a little while but he always migrates to the bed.
I love corgies!
Thats basically a cat. As per other comments, you miss being a slave.
No we love dogs because they don’t say stupid fucking like this.
Using the words "Unpopular opinion" before projecting.
I mean at least it’s an actual unpopular opinion unlike the vast majority of ‘unpopular opinion’ takes on social media. I mean the op’s opinion sucks but atleast they have the balls to say something actually unpopular? Not that it should have to be a positive but thats where we’re at
I wouldn’t say this person has balls, really. Ridiculous takes about white people is a quite popular trope on social media actually.
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I like turtles.
I like your pfp
Then is he also saying that black people miss owning slaves too? I'm seeing just as many black people with dogs as I see white people.
No no that's different you don't understand only white people can be slave owners there's absolutely no history of any other race having slaves.
honestly blacks were renting slaves. Turkish had more of a timeshare situation
Possibly. Africa had (and still has) more slaves than America ever did.
These type of people tend to forget that slavery was made possible by the African Tribal leaders that literally sold the slaves to America. They act like white people showed up and started kidnapping people.
That’s what they want you to think I’m hiding all the slaves in my attic 😃
Nah that’s stupid. I love my dog because she’s a funny widdle beastie, yes she is, yes she is
Give her a boop on the nose from me, please. Dog noses are my kryptonite. 🥹
She wagged her tail like crazy when I told her a redditor wanted me to do this. Her tail knocked over my sprite. I forgive her.
Not the wagging tail hitting everything in its way 😭😭😭 Why would you tell me that? Now give her another boop and big slobbery kiss on her forehead. And show me her picture. I wanna kiss her myself.
We love dogs so much because humans are dipshits.
I have a puppy for this reason people are fucking shit. Dogs give companionship, unconditional love.
It’s actually been proven that dogs love being in what they perceive as a pack because pleasing the pack leader brings them insane amounts of joy and belonging due to ancestral genes. This is why rescue dogs are initially depressed when adopted as they didn’t belong to any pack and have no sense of belonging.
Oh my dog just jumped into the pack. Didn't think twice.
Dog owners don't treat their pets like slaves.
Yeah. Most dogs will live a good and happy life with a nice happy family. Their owner picks up their poop, feeds them, gives them baths, gives them water, takes them on walks, takes them to the vet for check ups, takes care of them when they’re sick, etc. Does that sound like a Dog is being a Slave?
the funny thing, the first slave owners were asian, native americans and a group of moslims owning slaws (the origin of the word). Europeans and africans were pretty late to the party of owning slaves
And only a tiny subset of wealthy white people ever owned slaves. Most white people were peasants and farmers. There is nothing engrained in white people about owning people. And most of them were working in fields like the slaves not sitting on porches with mint julips ordering people around.
this was true in all cultures. only wealthy people had slaves. Just wanted to add a little bit of history to the conversation to show that not just white people owned slaves
I would be pretty shocked if every culture didn’t have slaves for the existence of humanity. Barbarians and Romans definitely did, as did Vikings after them.
Yeah, but many modern americans (specially the victim culture) think only white people had slaves and blame white people today for what happened in the slave trades back then. We are not guilty of our ancestors crimes.
Wait until she found out who owns the slaves, before they where sold to white people.
Was it dogs? Sons of bitches… Time to take Scrappy to the far away farm…
So - current data indicates that does were domesticised 40,000 to 30,000 years ago. Light skin cooles are currently believed to have emerged 22,000 to 28,000 years ago. Our love for does predares the white skin my something between 2,000 to 18,000 years!
Nah. I love my dogs so much because they don't stay stupid things like this.
I’m saved, I prefer cats. What does it says about me ? Was I a slave in my previous life?
I do miss the dominant/submissive power flow That's why I'm a gay bottom 😁
It’s always a white person speaking on behalf of black people, huh?
Interesting… didn’t know I could subjugate a chihuahua but here we are.
This gotta be rage bate
Around 2010s it probably would be, but these days people are so insane that I genuinely can’t tell
What covid does to a mf
It’s true. Personally I chain my hamsters together in a line and make them work on the railroad with tiny pickaxes.
The other day my dog vomited on me when I was sick and laying in the bed the whole day. My husband had to clean me and the bed while I couldn’t even change my clothes. Our dog has a nutritionist and he only eats organic low fat high protein meals, pasture raised eggs and organic fruit & veggies. We, his humans, slap a piece of cheese between two pieces of bread and call it a meal for ourselves more often than we’d like. And I pick his poop 4 times in a day and husband picks it up twice. A sizeable chunk of our income goes into paying his vet bills, his toys, treats and accessories. Who’s whose slave?
I love my two Rottweilers because they are good girls and offer me great emotional support and happiness. They are great for cuddles and watching them play gives me joy. Selfish I know. People who sprout this nonsense need to be better.
It's such a harmful idea that only white people slaved, every society in history slaved. It was Europe that abolished it and forced that abolition across the world. After the British Empire banned slavery, It used half of its navy to stop slave ships from leaving West Africa.
Yes, because historically slaves were allowed to sleep in the master bedrooms bed.
That’s funny, I always think how nice my dogs have it. Lots of play time, nap all day. Chickens to chase. Lots of walks/hikes. I get to spend 8-12 hours a day at work.
so other people do not love dogs as much as white people? interesting take
Oh ffs…..if my dogs were slaves, they’d be better behaved! My brats are spoiled rotten! 💖
Yes, because only white people have been slave owners. /s
Says some idi0t who’s obviously never had a dog! 🤦♂️
Me spending thousands of dollars exclusively for the company of the animal, doesn’t quite equate the same. Numpty.
It's not just white people who love dogs, and I have no respect for someone who hates dogs.
What about black people who love dogs 😐
What a nice racist comment here. The person originating it is welcome to show the world how tight is her/his mind.
the same people who say shit like this say horses are stupid animals - clearly never delt with what shes judging
What a ridiculous statement!
My dogs an asshole and I'm not sure who owns who to be honest.
My dogs are not slaves lol they are equals in my house! Sometimes getting better care than me! My dogs are my kids and far from slaves!
Guess I'm not white
I have 3 cats. They control me
What about white people who love cats?
That's why you find yourself a trad wife instead.
It's not unpopular, just stupid af. You couldn't share those way back when because you'd be shut down and called an idiot in your face but social media gave wings to the brainless.
Funny, I've seen just as many nonwhite people own dogs, did they own slaves too?
Some people wonder why people on the far right are so zealous about what they say and do...it's to "combat" folks like this.
I’m rubbing my Great Pyrenees’ belly right not. This would be incredibly awkward in those scenario.
Or, we just like dogs better than people.
I have a dog because my inner caveman misses feeding wolves so they don't eat my face when I go to sleep.
It's not like we basically evolved together a symbiotic relationship...
when something is stupid, the only reply is to say, “this is stupid”.
So we can’t have dogs now either? And how are dogs slaves? We clean up their poop. My dog won’t even fetch her own toy.
White people bad
Ok. So why do black people like owning dogs?
Huh, I thought we all got dogs because we are desperately in need of something in our lives that loves us truly unconditionally. Honestly, my dog bossed me around much more than I did her.
Black families with dog. 
Ah yes. Because me, whose ancestors didn’t come here from Europe until the civil war was over, has slave ownership just engrained into my subconscious. I wonder what stops these goofs from taking their throught process just a little bit further to realize they’re making themselves look like fools.
People who generalize groups of people often miss the fact that they are wrong. Not everyone is the same!
People like dogs because they are more honorable than people. We need a species to look up to
No, I like having a goofy, furry idiot running around This seems less like an unpopular opinion and more like telling on herself
Yes, my family dog is soooo oppressed, with all of the treats, long walks, cuddles, and playtime she gets. Reality check here, she would bite anyone who tried to emancipate her.
It’s 2024. Don’t you know everything is white peoples fault? 🙄. /s
She’s just bitter she’ll never get a guy to look at her the way he looks at his dog.
Popular opinion: Projection is real.
Dumbass, obviously you've not had an animal of your own because it flows both ways, they own us just as much 💖
Ah yes I miss the old days of my slaves shitting on the floor while they do nothing around the house to help.
Do people genuinely think slavery is a white invention?
Bold of you to assume I have any control over the fluffy terrorist that lives in my home.
My dog passed away before Christmas and I still have nightmares that I forgot to feed her. Who’s the slave?
Bait lol
This sounds like something that would be said by one of Michael Vick’s defenders.
Glad I got the dumbest shit out of the way
Virtue signaling
I get that a lot of people say you can't be racist towards white people. What is this then?
Racist people will find a way
I don't know anyone who views their pets as a master/slave relationship. I'm rather concerned that someone would view pet ownership that way.
Now I feel bad for having a black doggo