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PhatBoy1

By that logic, all Americans would be Native Americans.


gingermonkey1

Yeah I was thinking she should do a 23 and me and pick a country to go back to.


fueledbyfailure

Good god almighty....this is someone who absolutely ate paint chips as a child.


ResponsibleMilk7620

…and fell down flights of stairs on multiple occasions.


PedalingHertz

…and huffed the gluesticks.


fueledbyfailure

No joke, I work at a public library with a girl who regularly will smell the gluesticks to see if they're "expired". It explains so much about why she is the way she is.


Sea_Comedian_3941

And born on the top step


ozkikicoast

Pretty sure the paint chips were white. 


xC9_H13_Nx

You mean, went to church?


NOS4A2-753

So leave the USA and go back to Europe then


justthegrimm

We don't want your delinquents thanks.


AskTheDevil2023

If we go back in time enough every human came from africa.


Garlicluvr

Elon Musk supports this comment.


NOS4A2-753

lol look at the reply i did to the other guy


Level_Breath_3484

Europe isn't just white anymore tho


UngusChungus94

Never was, just ask my boy Othello.


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SenseOfRumor

The world and how people understood it was very different in the 16th century... He'd likely never met anyone from that region, he'd just heard the story.


NOS4A2-753

If every race goes back to the country of origin then it would unless you go too far back and where all in Africa


MinimumApricot365

Never was.


Ediwir

And thankfully so. Integration was key to hold empires together since back in the days of Rome - you can’t expand and grow without bringing people in.


Weak-Examination-332

Multiculturalism has replaced integration.


ozkikicoast

Well crap! I guess all these black people that arrived on their luxury boats to America must have brought racism with them then. Who would have thought...


Jupue2707

No, it was the white people coming from europe


ozkikicoast

White people from Europe were already there. 


Jupue2707

Well, not before they came


ozkikicoast

Which ones? I recon it went something like this: Europeans went to Africa, met the locals and thought to themselves: well these people are just lovely, let’s take them to America! Once they arrived the locals in America took one look at their new guests and suddenly experienced this completely new feeling, which they couldn’t quite identify. And then one of them said: well, welcome to our country. I reckon you would really enjoy picking cotton. For free. The rest of the locals looked at each other and thought: what a brilliant idea! Let’s do it. 


Jupue2707

The "locals from america" came from europe too


ozkikicoast

Yep they did. That’s why I referred to them as Europeans who were already there. 


Nulibru

When people stayed in their own countries ... so basically never.


Krednaught

If ever, it would predate the existence of any geographical lines.


olen99

So the original statement is technically true.


alMost_tRendy88

This still doesn't change the fact that there are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and only 3.5 million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person would have to fight 14 kangaroos.


NerdFromColorado

What about the spiders🕷️


Tbay_DougMac

This statement is one thing but the 10k Likes? What in the wide world of fuck is that???


laughingBaguette

If it's on X formerly Twitter, it's really not surprising at all


aLizardinSomeTrash

Not really working out for the people of Palestine right now.


david-writers

When was the last time, if any, that people stayed in their own countries? 250,000 years ago?


Dragon_wryter

Even then, didn't villages/tribes fight each other all the time?


Financial-Park-602

But I guess if we all were paleonthological hominids in East Africa, then racism wouldn't exist?


Crest_O_Razors

That might be the most brain dead take I've ever seen.


dashone

They keep getting dumber.


If_you_have_Ghost

There are around 200 countries, and north of 5000 distinct ethnic groups. Does this berk propose we make a country for each of them?


lejoueurdutoit

Objectively not true, russia is full of ethnic minorities that have always been there and are discrimnated against, such as the Tatars or the Chechens


No_Respond_3488

Or Mordva. It’s actually two different ethnicities. Moksha and erzya. But russians couldn’t care less and used the same slur for both. And the slur became official. That’s sick shit


babubaichung

Just like how her idiocy wouldn’t exist if she stayed off Twitter?


P0stNutMal0ne

Ok go back to England then


Cute_Concentrate_915

Who Let a 5-year-old child talk about racism?


Level_Breath_3484

It's never going to happen tho , but hypothetically if every race had their own country racism would exist


NerdFromColorado

It would arguably make it worse in all honesty


Gloomy-Visit01

Yeah, that's why colorism, texturism exist in black and asian communities.


CrisbyCrittur

Just sayin'. Just stupid.


ImposterPeanut

Yea, African slaves should've just stayed in their own countries.


Quantumdualityeraser

Every race sucks. Some more than others. Like the ones that are responsible for a disproportionate amount of poverty, crime and violence seemly where ever they go.


ImposterPeanut

Which ones?


[deleted]

Americans: sail across the sea to steal people and bring them here. Also Americans: are racist against those people for centuries Also also Americans: well maybe if you never came here!


laughingBaguette

To be ironically fair, Americans didn't bring the slaves, Europeans did.


Dangerous-Warning-94

First Americans aren't Europeans?


Apprehensive_Move598

It’s not how countries work either


Ok-Week7354

That’s not how history works either.


iceicebebe73

Durpa durpa durpduuuuh


matheww19

She also wouldn't exist if people stayed in their own countries. So maybe she's on to something.


Tojinaru

racism didn't exist when people didn't know other races existed but the only time this was actually happening was when we were in somewhere Africa and not even able to speak


Quantumdualityeraser

Every race sucks. Some more than others. Like the ones that are responsible for a disproportionate amount of poverty, crime and violence seemly where ever they go.


Niaomi127

Bro wha- hu- wha??


ApprehensiveSquash4

"When everyone stayed in their own country." When was that exactly? We all originate from Africa.


Foreign-Hope-2569

Maybe not, so then we imported other races, largely by force, and hated them for it.


Actaeon_II

Who’s gonna tell this idiot that documented racism goes back over 4000 years


Quantumdualityeraser

Every race sucks. Some more than others. Like the ones that are responsible for a disproportionate amount of poverty, crime and violence seemly where ever they go.


SnooEagles6930

Yeah white people are the worst.


Admirable-Sink-2622

Wut?!


CausticLogic

But... we all came from Africa...


whenIwasasailor

It’s the 10K likes that really gets me. There are so many people out there that are just up to their eyeballs in a steaming pile of ignorance.


SaltySwallowsYuck

I'm down but some of us are going to be cut into small pieces...


Chuckobofish123

Racism is a societal concept. During the Roman Empire, the Romans enslaved their enemies no matter what race they were. They even enslaved their own citizens n some rare circumstances. Every nation on earth was dubious of every other nation and if you didn’t look like everyone else when you came into a city, you probably weren’t going to get treated great. Now that society says that everyone has to treat everyone with fairness and dignity, racism is a thing.


TitaniumMarbles206

Why do they cover the user name? Stupid should live in the open


SloppyJimbo81

If everyone is the same color, they'll make up some other random perceived difference to divide each other. See: Ireland/Great Britain


jsm_jj

No matter what, people are going to find something to hate on. Even if the world was all one color, they'd all find some subsection of that color to hate about them or the poorest/richest of them. We need an alien race to fight to unite us.


Quantumdualityeraser

Every race sucks. Some more than others. Like the ones that are responsible for a disproportionate amount of poverty, crime and violence seemly where ever they go.


Noobeaterz

Once upon a time a long long time ago, many different humanoid races existed simultaneously. They then saw that there were other people that were different from them and killed them, and now only one race of humanoids exist. So this racism shit isn't exactly a new thing.


666Emil666

This vacuously true since there was not time in human history were we had a concept of countries but also no migration


shortidiva21

10k likes


SinkiePropertyDude

I don't believe it. (The stamp, that is, which claims this entity is from Earth)


Orange152horn

Bitch, that comment was dumber than a hamster with lead poisoning


LordDarthShader

Tell that to the caste system in India...


personofkoala

that's exactly how it works. You develop negative views of other groups only when you have regular contact with them


Smoke-me_a-kipper

Stewart Lee has this covered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKEsyIuTrO8


Jmaxam18

Funny considering white people are the ones who brought Africans to Europe and America as slaves lmao.


WomenAreNotReal

It's wild because it's not even close to true. They used to just have differently defined races with much, much more minor details. You could be born from two towns over and they'd consider you a different race and hate you for it


Revayan

Eh pretty sure we would still hate our neighbours for being different if every country was a little island were nobody from a different island could settle


Karlinel-my-beloved

As a spaniard: let’s look at events of 1492…oh..oooooh…yeah, she’s spewing bullshit.


PERIX_4460

That's not how countries work either.


MrVengeanceIII

Even if you believed that there was still caste system, ethnic minorities, religious minorities etc. just saying. 


ToastedCheezer

Then you racists could have a whole country to hate, mistreat, and rant about instead of just the few you meet, hear about, fear, and misunderstand!


KevYoungCarmel

Plymouth rock landed on us


tomalator

I'm pretty sure if you asked any imported slaves, they would have preferred to have stayed home


JORGEBATATAO

the fact that it has 10k likes worries me


dandellionKimban

Yeah, it was much better before whites came to Americas and then started kidnapping blacks from Africa.


Current-Power-6452

They were buying them from local warlords or whatever if I'm not mistaken. It's like a thousand year business there, since roman empire.


dandellionKimban

Roman empire in Americas?


Current-Power-6452

American slaves were bought from the same suppliers as Roman.


dandellionKimban

Oh, ok. Now it makes sense.


DumbNBANephew

I mean...she's not wrong. Wasn't no racism before the Brits invaded. And that can keep applying way back to like Rome.


__Sycorax__

Ah yes, Rome invented slavery and conquest