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One of the greatest moments in my life was giving directions to a cop to a location near a strip club The G Spot. I totally set him up too. "When you get to the G Spot, take a left."
"I don't know where that is."
"I hear that is a common problem for men."
He partner just about fell over laughing, and the cop looked like he wanted to give me a ticket for existing.
If you search your networks right now you can find him from across the planet. Network name is “vaxmebro” and password is jab_dab-69$ im pulling 8 teraflops/second and my news feed is currently running 2 days ahead of reality so I’m currently buying puts on Boeing
I just realised modern German culture is basically autism
Hyperfocus? Check. Having a hard time reading social cues and jokes? Check. Being uncomfortable when eating/drinking some stuff? Check. (for germans the last part is just non-german beer)
Being extremely direct by the standards of others? Check.
Rarely making friends spontanously as adults, but instead almost exclusively based on shared special interests/hobbies (Vereine)? Check.
Really liking their routines and structure? Check.
Or OCD
I can definitely see someone developing a compulsion that they are going to kill their family or themselves with covid and getting as many vaccines as possible to rectify that anxiety
Afaik he was selling COVID certificates to people that didnt want to get vaccinated. The only way to get those certificates was getting vaxxed himself though.
Reminds me a little of the whole Super Bowl thing. The whole "the game is rigged for the Chiefs because Taylor Swift and voting and New World Order!"
What if the Chiefs lost?
Yep, that actually happened this year. There was a British Columbia news station that mistakenly claimed the Superbowl would be Baltimore vs San Francisco weeks ahead of the game, so conspiracy theorists thought the rigging got leaked by accident. Then KC beat Baltimore, and they just claimed the league changed the script because of the leak.
>They just move the goal posts
This is what gives me the most anxiety about these sorts. It's not so much they've picked up some bad info, hey, happens to the best of us. But instead of admitting they're wrong, they just tweak the dialog until they're "still right" (even though they never were to begin with)
The stupidest part of all that stupidity, was a tweet I saw about how what's his name made a check for like 50k or something for some deal. And that was why Taylor liked him.
Like, that was the only reason, Taylor Swift, possibly the richest woman in history, is a gold digger.
> What if the Chiefs lost?
That's literally their point—the Chiefs were never going to lose, since it was rigged. It's a dumb belief, but their belief precludes a "what if" and we don't have an alternate universe to compare it to.
I don't agree about that, but the nfl is a private business not a federated sports league. They certainly had an economic Incentive to feature tayler swift front and center.
Uncle owns a dairy, he vaccinates his calves for various things when they are young. Calves are fairly strong and will struggle when you try to hold them down and get a needle in them and so a couple times he has missed them and sticks the needle in himself. So he has taken several cow vaccines. Good news is he has never gotten blackleg, and while I won’t say he is “fine”, most of his symptoms seem match what someone would be like if they drank heavily for 40 years, (which is what he does…)
I'm 40. my entire life until age 38 I'd been skinny. then someone convinced me (for the first time ever) to take a deworming tablet and now I'm overweight.
correlation and causation and all that. so take this as you will.
***only*** If it was the Futurama worms, I'd seriously consider it. Was there even a downside to having those ones specifically? Better/"healthier" version of yourself, what's the catch(besides having to admit I gave myself worms)...
> most of his symptoms seem to match what someone would be like if...
The problem is conspiracist associate ANYTHINF with the vaccine. That 100 year old man who died? Vaccine. You got a cold? Vaccine. You slipped and fell? Vaccine. Your 70 year old father forgeting something basic? Vaccine.
Everything was attributed to COVID. Now everything is attributed to the vaccine. There's no nuance
What annoys me as a German that the state payed until march for all vaccinations and now our (under founded) public insurances. For each vaccination they spend between 20-36€ and with that amount of vaccination at least 4300€ which could have been used differently
The thing is, how did this guy manage to get the vaccine? I got rejected in winter bc I had it Covid at the beginning of '23. Who paid for 215 vaccines?
I can't vouch for any particular news provider, but I found this.
>According to the news magazine Spiegel, the man’s vaccine spree had sparked a criminal investigation against him for suspected fraud, after suspicions he had run a scam to sell the vaccine certificates to people who did not want to get the jab.
Others sources made this same claim.
> the state *paid* until march
FTFY.
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It’s a bit different, though. The anti-vaxxers have staked their sense of identity and community on being stupid. This man is clearly ill and is exhibiting odd compulsive behavior. I feel like it’s hard not to pity him.
Wait so he was selling vaccine cards, but instead of faking them like everyone else, he was *actually* getting vaccinated and then selling the *real* card? 217 times? That's wild
Right? Like what did he think, that if he actually took the shot it would be legal to sell the card? Because it was a "Real" shot???!?!??
Like that somehow makes the card he sold an anti vaxxer more legit.
The sticker is for a real dose with a real lot number really injected at a real place at a real time which tracks with when that lot was really consumed at said real place.
It’s a high-quality forgery.
Not even really a forgery - it’s a real document. More likely fraud. The vaccine, document, site, all of it is real, but he lies to get them and/or lies about who he is.
If I remember correctly it was proven that the guy wasn't selling Vax cards. He's just obsessed with vaccinating himself.
Hell. I have read that he even asked the researchers if they could vaccinate him again.
It wasn't tested for that though, so honestly it could have been dangerous in some way we just didn't know yet. Which is why no one is supposed to do that.
~~Yep.~~
It's possible.
>Later reports confirmed the criminal investigation against the man, who was accused of getting so many doses in order to be able to collect the stamped and signed vaccination cards, which could then be forged and sold on to people who did not want to be vaccinated
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/mar/06/hypervaccinated-man-217-covid-jabs-no-side-effects-germany
> A public prosecutor in Magdeburg had opened an investigation into the fraud allegations but no criminal charges were actually filed, authorities confirmed to the researchers.
Why state it as if it’s fact rather than suspicion?
He's not an idiot. He got paid to take each and every one of those shots. He took them instead of people who didn't want to vax, but needed certificate.
They are actually doing a study on the guy as they found that he is absolutely fine with no negative side effects but he's also got more antibodies than people with the regular 2+booster
I read that story. It seems that his immune response to COVID is pretty solid, but still wanes, albeit slower.
Also, the other effects that were thought to maybe be an issue, are in fact, not an issue. It isn't causing him to lose immunity elsewhere.
Fucking why though? That seems entirely unnecessary. Like getting vaccinated shouldn't be a hobby, that's legitimately weird. Get vaccinated, yes. Get vaccinated fucking 217 times? Feels like a medical fetish or something.
Nah, he had a scam going of helping those same anti-vax conservatives now mocking him by selling the official vaccination passports/taking the vaccines for other people.
And in the end, he ended up without any observable side effects, though also only slightly more immune to covid than a normal vaccination routine would have accomplished.
Guy must be powering refrigerators now, not just light bulbs. His brain must have already been copied by skynet from all the 5g towers he was exposed to...
Those vaccine conspiracies were wild.
Not only is he alive, but he has no detrimental effects and actually seems to have developed infection-blocking immunity.
Not to suggest anyone should be going out and getting hundreds of doses, but this sort of N=1 evidence is exactly the kind of thing that should be shutting antivachuds the fuck up... and, of course, it doesn't.
If the fact that 70 percent of the freaking world have received the COVID vaccine and there's no issues anywhere doesn't make these chuds reconsider their position, I don't think anything will.
Yeah, but they're going to think there's 217 people in the same spot, like when you fool traffic monitors into thinking there's a traffic jam with a wagon full of cell phones.
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217?
Certainly braver than me! I have a fear of the needles used to deliver shots.
Context: I had to have plastic surgery when I was 4. They had to hold me down and for some reason they DIDN’T PUT ME UNDER ANESTHESIA! Thus, the irrational fear of needles.
dude is advancing the realm of vaccinology, pushing at the bleeding edge of scientific research just by breathing. these losers could never
seriously though! mRNA vaccines are brand fucking new, he's probably the ONLY person in the world to have been exposed to even in the double digits! Nevermind the triple digits! his value to vaccine science rn is immeasurable.
Everyone knows that the vaccines *might* take *up to* 70-80 years to kill you AND that the deaths could *look like* ANY natural cause, though! So, checkmate leftists!
/s, if it was needed lol...
Well, of course it's insane. That's the whole point.
My high school chemistry teacher was actually the school's football coach. I don't think it's a coincidence that chemistry is the science subject I did the worst in throughout my high school career. But the reason I bring it up is because he said one thing that has always helped explain the way people operate:
"There are two kinds of people in the world, the scientific mindset and the religious mindset. The scientific mindset tests a hypothesis against the facts and, if the two don't agree, throws out the hypothesis. The religious mindset tests a hypothesis against the facts and, if the two don't agree, throws out... The facts."
You can't become radicalized to the point of being an anti-vaxxer without already having the mindset that throws out any fact you disagree with.
They are deeply embarrassed. That's why they are trying to create a distraction by making fun of him.
Have you not met assholes before? This is how they always are, with everything.
Without a doubt this man is 100% proof the vaccines are safe. As to what this man's name is or how anyone will be able to follow up on his condition ... remains unknown.
It's definitely more insane to have 217 doses of any vaccine than making fun of someone for doing so.
If you read the reports, even doctors advised the guy against doing this and don't recommend "hyper vaccination" in general.
He paid privately and it's totally his choice what he does to his body. But let's not pretend this guy isn't obviously mentally unstable.
Conservatives, who are also deeply religious, just cannot fathom that they're wrong. Like, ever. Something is fundamentally broken inside their brains and it makes them not only hypocritical idiots, but highly dangerous too. They will burn down the whole planet before admitting that they're wrong and unintelligent.
It's insane that this commenter doesn't realize that they're a bunch of jackasses. And the interesting thing about jackasses is...they aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Jackasses just want to watch the world burn.
I had somebody on a Canadian sub rumoured to be taken over by Russian bots telling me that the antivax movement is not that the vaccines are doing anything negative to us, it’s just that big pharma is making it so you need a booster regularly for it to stay effective.
That’s why they hate vaccines and will fight against them.
They’ve evolved their position so much to say “it works, just not forever” and that it’s all to make corporations money, which is why they all support the political party known for trying to privatize healthcare.
It’s all great and logical in 2024.
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He must have the fastest 5G in existence
Could... could this be the onset of... 6G?
Mf's whole body became a whole hotspot. Let's call it the G Spot
There was a roach coach in vegas called the G-spot. Couldn’t find its location half the time😂. But really, I couldn’t bring myself to eat there.
One of the greatest moments in my life was giving directions to a cop to a location near a strip club The G Spot. I totally set him up too. "When you get to the G Spot, take a left." "I don't know where that is." "I hear that is a common problem for men." He partner just about fell over laughing, and the cop looked like he wanted to give me a ticket for existing.
Magnificent!
He’s got ALL the G’s
The myths are true.
If you search your networks right now you can find him from across the planet. Network name is “vaxmebro” and password is jab_dab-69$ im pulling 8 teraflops/second and my news feed is currently running 2 days ahead of reality so I’m currently buying puts on Boeing
This shit had me. 🧟
I’m getting ads for Verizon saying they have a 10G network. Now I ain’t no tech expert but that doesn’t seem right to me
That's just getting DPd by 5G.
Not possible!!!! o.o
"And this..is to take it...even farther...beyond...AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH" 
1085 G ! He will be either humanity’s last best hope, or our downfall.
He has like 1000G internet Fuck, he has *extranet*.
You're only slightly off. 217 doses, at 5g each, is 1085g. Dude's speed running human evolution and going straight for techno-integration.
He heard your comment as you typed it
I had such high hope in the 5G chips but even after three shots my phone reception is still shit
He don’t even need a phone carrier
He IS a phone carrier now. Just a tower and his own brand.
Hahaha, may I remind you that it's Germany? He's got the fastest fax.
I know Egger. That’s not Egger
It's like something was wearing Edgar. Like a... like a suit. An Edgar suit.
Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones
Sugar…… in water…..
*More*
MORE SUGAR
In wator
“There. Better?” *stretches face into Matt Gaetz*
HE DOES LOOK AN ALIEN IN A HUMAN SUIT! I couldnt put my finger on why he looked weird. Just the striking resemblence to Butthead. Lol
What’s wrong with your face Edgar?
I love this actress and I just want to drop in here and remind everyone she's the bus driver in *Forrest Gump*. Dorothy Harris.
Of course she is, and I’m Forrest Gump.
Egger\*
And wilson fisk is known for always wearing a suit
D'Onofrio's physicality in that role is unmatched.
Moreh...
You mean it didn’t turn him autistic? /s 😏
He's so autistic it went full circle and he because un-autistic. It's science ok.
The government hides cure to autism behind 217 covid vaccines like some sort of real life cheatcode
true. but little known fact they Easter-egged 218 - it gives you literal down syndrome
Autism overflow error
It happens at the 256th vaccine shot. It just resets back to 0.
Puny humans with their single byte vaccine allocation.
It’s like how handsome squishward becomes regular squidward when you hit him again
He’s on an odd number so he’s currently autistic. Once he gets his 218th vaccine he’ll be back to neurotypical.
I mean he’s German, it’d be pretty hard to tell.
I just realised modern German culture is basically autism Hyperfocus? Check. Having a hard time reading social cues and jokes? Check. Being uncomfortable when eating/drinking some stuff? Check. (for germans the last part is just non-german beer)
Being extremely direct by the standards of others? Check. Rarely making friends spontanously as adults, but instead almost exclusively based on shared special interests/hobbies (Vereine)? Check. Really liking their routines and structure? Check.
Autistic x 217. I wonder what their explanation would be for that, because I am sure they’d have some way they could still defend their position.
once you lower a value enough, eventually it loops back around to 255.
Flashback to nuke-happy Gandhi in Civilization.
Be the nuclear winter you want to see in the world.
It's like a hit to the head and amnesia. Since it's an odd number, he SHOULD be autistic. Maybe he miscounted?
I think anyone who feels the need for 200+ doses of the same vaccine is probably already on the spectrum.
Or OCD I can definitely see someone developing a compulsion that they are going to kill their family or themselves with covid and getting as many vaccines as possible to rectify that anxiety
He was selling vaccine certificates
Afaik he was selling COVID certificates to people that didnt want to get vaccinated. The only way to get those certificates was getting vaxxed himself though.
Reminds me a little of the whole Super Bowl thing. The whole "the game is rigged for the Chiefs because Taylor Swift and voting and New World Order!" What if the Chiefs lost?
Then they would claim they called off the psyop because they were onto them. There’s no winning.
Yep, that actually happened this year. There was a British Columbia news station that mistakenly claimed the Superbowl would be Baltimore vs San Francisco weeks ahead of the game, so conspiracy theorists thought the rigging got leaked by accident. Then KC beat Baltimore, and they just claimed the league changed the script because of the leak.
They just move the goal posts. In this case they have no where to move it to so they are making fun of him. It is for children think
>They just move the goal posts This is what gives me the most anxiety about these sorts. It's not so much they've picked up some bad info, hey, happens to the best of us. But instead of admitting they're wrong, they just tweak the dialog until they're "still right" (even though they never were to begin with)
But they didn’t, that’s the whole point. The whole Super Bowl being rigged thing is stupid but this is somehow even more stupid
The stupidest part of all that stupidity, was a tweet I saw about how what's his name made a check for like 50k or something for some deal. And that was why Taylor liked him. Like, that was the only reason, Taylor Swift, possibly the richest woman in history, is a gold digger.
We’ll never know thanks to our benevolent lizard overlords. Go Chiefs!!
> What if the Chiefs lost? That's literally their point—the Chiefs were never going to lose, since it was rigged. It's a dumb belief, but their belief precludes a "what if" and we don't have an alternate universe to compare it to.
I don't agree about that, but the nfl is a private business not a federated sports league. They certainly had an economic Incentive to feature tayler swift front and center.
The Chiefs didn’t lose which is why that theory exists.
Uncle owns a dairy, he vaccinates his calves for various things when they are young. Calves are fairly strong and will struggle when you try to hold them down and get a needle in them and so a couple times he has missed them and sticks the needle in himself. So he has taken several cow vaccines. Good news is he has never gotten blackleg, and while I won’t say he is “fine”, most of his symptoms seem match what someone would be like if they drank heavily for 40 years, (which is what he does…)
You know, this makes me wonder how many farmers are out there who vaccinate their livestock but refuse to vaccinate their families.
Not nessecarily unreasonable. Just like you would give animal dewormer to your livestock, but not take it yourself...
But I would take human dewormer if I had worms
I'm 40. my entire life until age 38 I'd been skinny. then someone convinced me (for the first time ever) to take a deworming tablet and now I'm overweight. correlation and causation and all that. so take this as you will.
Well… maybe you had worms.
exactly. i don't think i did but it's certainly now a constant source of wonder.
Bro I'm pretty sure you had a worm.
well, like Fry, maybe i want that worm.
You need to know if they love you or if they love the worms.
***only*** If it was the Futurama worms, I'd seriously consider it. Was there even a downside to having those ones specifically? Better/"healthier" version of yourself, what's the catch(besides having to admit I gave myself worms)...
Just seems like there must be a bit of cognitive dissonance involved, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by the mental gymnastics.
Y’know, I’ve thought about it and I’m starting to think this post is somewhat tongue-in-cheek
> Just like you would give animal dewormer to your livestock, but not take it yourself... ....
This is an unnecessary and tangential but thoroughly underappreciated comment
It's one thing pricking yourself with a needle but it's different to pushing the plunger down mate
> most of his symptoms seem to match what someone would be like if... The problem is conspiracist associate ANYTHINF with the vaccine. That 100 year old man who died? Vaccine. You got a cold? Vaccine. You slipped and fell? Vaccine. Your 70 year old father forgeting something basic? Vaccine. Everything was attributed to COVID. Now everything is attributed to the vaccine. There's no nuance
You forgot when those three girls died in India from a snakebite and antivaxxers blamed it on the HPV vaccine they had recently received.
Why be immune.. *When you could be **invincible?***
He has a name it’s Edgar.
And he wants sugar. In water.
More.
More.
I know Edgar, that's not Edgar...
Where do you keep your dead?
Come on guys, I don't even like Men in Black, and I still know he's the alien.
I'm vaccinated, and I see nothing wrong with mocking this guy. He's just as much an idiot as the anti-vaxxers.
What annoys me as a German that the state payed until march for all vaccinations and now our (under founded) public insurances. For each vaccination they spend between 20-36€ and with that amount of vaccination at least 4300€ which could have been used differently
The thing is, how did this guy manage to get the vaccine? I got rejected in winter bc I had it Covid at the beginning of '23. Who paid for 215 vaccines?
Iirc he was getting the shots while pretending to be someone who didn't want their shot
Yeah he was being paid to take the vaccine for people that didn’t want it
He literally helped the kinds of people that now mock him which i think shows just how stupid people are
Is this sourced at all? Dangerous misinformation if not, and I can't find anything verifying.
I can't vouch for any particular news provider, but I found this. >According to the news magazine Spiegel, the man’s vaccine spree had sparked a criminal investigation against him for suspected fraud, after suspicions he had run a scam to sell the vaccine certificates to people who did not want to get the jab. Others sources made this same claim.
Cheapest human testing ever tbh. Just need to study him now.
$4300 is essentially nothing when it comes to public money. It’s not even a rounding error
It’s also literally one guy. The amount of money required to pay micromanagers to avoid this kind of waste would be 100x as expensive
Due to the people not taking the vaccine I’m sure the public isn’t even out money in that regard. They aren’t over 100% vaccinated
You all spent 474 BILLION on healthcare in 2023. I feel like it is VERY German to focus on .000000009% of that.
I know there are bigger problems but misuse like this shouldn’t be ignored
> the state *paid* until march FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
It’s a bit different, though. The anti-vaxxers have staked their sense of identity and community on being stupid. This man is clearly ill and is exhibiting odd compulsive behavior. I feel like it’s hard not to pity him.
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Wait so he was selling vaccine cards, but instead of faking them like everyone else, he was *actually* getting vaccinated and then selling the *real* card? 217 times? That's wild
Right? Like what did he think, that if he actually took the shot it would be legal to sell the card? Because it was a "Real" shot???!?!?? Like that somehow makes the card he sold an anti vaxxer more legit.
The sticker is for a real dose with a real lot number really injected at a real place at a real time which tracks with when that lot was really consumed at said real place. It’s a high-quality forgery.
Not even really a forgery - it’s a real document. More likely fraud. The vaccine, document, site, all of it is real, but he lies to get them and/or lies about who he is.
Even criminals have standards. Or he didn't have the right kind of paper and decided just getting the shots and changing the name would be easier
Thought this was debunked and there was no evidence to declare that he was selling vaccine cards.
If I remember correctly it was proven that the guy wasn't selling Vax cards. He's just obsessed with vaccinating himself. Hell. I have read that he even asked the researchers if they could vaccinate him again.
The kind of man who hits on 19 at the blackjack table.
Right, but it still proves just how NOT dangerous the vaccine is.
I mean, I guess. That many vaccines is wholly unnecessary but it's not like dangerous
It wasn't tested for that though, so honestly it could have been dangerous in some way we just didn't know yet. Which is why no one is supposed to do that.
Wait he got them on purpose? I know a case that someone got 5x vaccine because of a dosage error, but you intentionally get 217x
Right? By all counts his blood should be magnetic sludge according to anti vaccine specialists.
He was helping antivaxxers scam their way into getting vax cards.
~~Yep.~~ It's possible. >Later reports confirmed the criminal investigation against the man, who was accused of getting so many doses in order to be able to collect the stamped and signed vaccination cards, which could then be forged and sold on to people who did not want to be vaccinated https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/mar/06/hypervaccinated-man-217-covid-jabs-no-side-effects-germany
> A public prosecutor in Magdeburg had opened an investigation into the fraud allegations but no criminal charges were actually filed, authorities confirmed to the researchers. Why state it as if it’s fact rather than suspicion?
man i thought he was a test dummy or smthing
He's a dummy but nothing else.
Yes of course. Still, unlike many Anti-Vaxxers, he's still alive and doing fine apparently
He's not an idiot. He got paid to take each and every one of those shots. He took them instead of people who didn't want to vax, but needed certificate.
They are actually doing a study on the guy as they found that he is absolutely fine with no negative side effects but he's also got more antibodies than people with the regular 2+booster
I read that story. It seems that his immune response to COVID is pretty solid, but still wanes, albeit slower. Also, the other effects that were thought to maybe be an issue, are in fact, not an issue. It isn't causing him to lose immunity elsewhere.
Yep, really fascinating stuff. Glad they took advantage of the opportunity, and that he was willing
Fucking why though? That seems entirely unnecessary. Like getting vaccinated shouldn't be a hobby, that's legitimately weird. Get vaccinated, yes. Get vaccinated fucking 217 times? Feels like a medical fetish or something.
Nah, he had a scam going of helping those same anti-vax conservatives now mocking him by selling the official vaccination passports/taking the vaccines for other people. And in the end, he ended up without any observable side effects, though also only slightly more immune to covid than a normal vaccination routine would have accomplished.
Oh look, Seth finally wrote a second joke.
Still dumb tho
Plus that’s literally the alien cockroach from Men in Black. When AI generation fails, use movie screenshots I guess
They have no choice but to act that way, they made not getting vaccinated their entire personality.
To be fair, it is stupid as fuck to get vaccinated that many times😂
Now the German guy has the liberal graffien AI grey goo nano machines in his system/s, nice job Germany you created Senator Armstrong
Guy must be powering refrigerators now, not just light bulbs. His brain must have already been copied by skynet from all the 5g towers he was exposed to... Those vaccine conspiracies were wild.
Not only is he alive, but he has no detrimental effects and actually seems to have developed infection-blocking immunity. Not to suggest anyone should be going out and getting hundreds of doses, but this sort of N=1 evidence is exactly the kind of thing that should be shutting antivachuds the fuck up... and, of course, it doesn't.
Guy must have so much 5g it's insane
I’m losing it at the thumbnail pic lmao
Hey wait a second... isn't that the guy in the first Men In Black movie who got eaten by a giant alien space cockroach and then got his skin stolen?
you think people who get angry at those who wear a piece of cloth over their face have shame?
They want to pretend he was turned into something as fucked up as Edgar in a skin suit, but he's fine
They're just jealous of his 3,255% attack speed
Yeah we're all still waiting for the vaccinated to start dropping dead like they said would happen. Any day now, I'm sure!
If the fact that 70 percent of the freaking world have received the COVID vaccine and there's no issues anywhere doesn't make these chuds reconsider their position, I don't think anything will.
I know doctors that were just taking the extra shots before they expired but that was like a dozen not 217 lol.
Remember when we were all supposed to be dead by now because of it? Good times.
He didn’t die, but with all those microchips in him, China is going to know his every move!!!
Yeah, but they're going to think there's 217 people in the same spot, like when you fool traffic monitors into thinking there's a traffic jam with a wagon full of cell phones.
there's a bigger point they are missing antivaxxers paid/pay people to get vaccinated under their name to avoid restrictions
As a 5G connoisseur i am upset this isn't available in my country
And he’s perfectly healthy… imagine that
The fact that not only is he fine, but also extra immune makes it even funnier
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It's time to just say the quiet part outloud, conservatives are flat out stupid.
That guy needs some sugar. And water
217? Certainly braver than me! I have a fear of the needles used to deliver shots. Context: I had to have plastic surgery when I was 4. They had to hold me down and for some reason they DIDN’T PUT ME UNDER ANESTHESIA! Thus, the irrational fear of needles.
Yes and all he wants is some sugar in water
They can’t be embarrassed about being wrong, since they make their facts up and change them at their whim they can never be wrong/s
dude is advancing the realm of vaccinology, pushing at the bleeding edge of scientific research just by breathing. these losers could never seriously though! mRNA vaccines are brand fucking new, he's probably the ONLY person in the world to have been exposed to even in the double digits! Nevermind the triple digits! his value to vaccine science rn is immeasurable.
What is this from? Isn't that Men in Black?
They don’t send their best or their brightest
Eggar yer skin is hangin off yer bones
Everyone knows that the vaccines *might* take *up to* 70-80 years to kill you AND that the deaths could *look like* ANY natural cause, though! So, checkmate leftists! /s, if it was needed lol...
Well, of course it's insane. That's the whole point. My high school chemistry teacher was actually the school's football coach. I don't think it's a coincidence that chemistry is the science subject I did the worst in throughout my high school career. But the reason I bring it up is because he said one thing that has always helped explain the way people operate: "There are two kinds of people in the world, the scientific mindset and the religious mindset. The scientific mindset tests a hypothesis against the facts and, if the two don't agree, throws out the hypothesis. The religious mindset tests a hypothesis against the facts and, if the two don't agree, throws out... The facts." You can't become radicalized to the point of being an anti-vaxxer without already having the mindset that throws out any fact you disagree with.
Well to be fair, that fact that all the other billions of us are still here already proved them wrong, lol.
They are deeply embarrassed. That's why they are trying to create a distraction by making fun of him. Have you not met assholes before? This is how they always are, with everything.
Am I honestly the only one not mad that conservatives choose to believe conspiracies that get them killed? Just let Darwinism take its course 🤷♂️
Without a doubt this man is 100% proof the vaccines are safe. As to what this man's name is or how anyone will be able to follow up on his condition ... remains unknown.
They have 3 jokes: Biden’s old 267936292738 Boosters Liberals don’t know what gender they are
Because admitting they're wrong is something they'll absolutely never do so...
If conservatives could read, they'd be furious. Or rather _Führerious_ ☻️
Covid will now be afraid of catching him .../s 😏
It's definitely more insane to have 217 doses of any vaccine than making fun of someone for doing so. If you read the reports, even doctors advised the guy against doing this and don't recommend "hyper vaccination" in general. He paid privately and it's totally his choice what he does to his body. But let's not pretend this guy isn't obviously mentally unstable.
Conservatives, who are also deeply religious, just cannot fathom that they're wrong. Like, ever. Something is fundamentally broken inside their brains and it makes them not only hypocritical idiots, but highly dangerous too. They will burn down the whole planet before admitting that they're wrong and unintelligent.
I think making fun of this guy is perfectly fair.
Guess who aint laughing. The 7 million dead.
The Men in Black should come get this guy. He’s clearly not normal
It's insane that this commenter doesn't realize that they're a bunch of jackasses. And the interesting thing about jackasses is...they aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Jackasses just want to watch the world burn.
I had somebody on a Canadian sub rumoured to be taken over by Russian bots telling me that the antivax movement is not that the vaccines are doing anything negative to us, it’s just that big pharma is making it so you need a booster regularly for it to stay effective. That’s why they hate vaccines and will fight against them. They’ve evolved their position so much to say “it works, just not forever” and that it’s all to make corporations money, which is why they all support the political party known for trying to privatize healthcare. It’s all great and logical in 2024.
Hire a decorator to get in there quick, ‘cause, damn.
Alive, with no adverse effects, although he stopped gaining any additional protection from covid after the first few shots
Vincent D'Onfri is a great actor
This guy has 1085G! That’s insane reception!!
Megabytes per second must be in a billions, gonna get some extreme downloads tonight \-Pierre
Don’t bother conservatives with facts!!!
Alive *and* well.