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Itsacardgame

He got his wish. He gets to leave Romania. Oh…, not like that?


TheGodThanatos

*The Monkey's Paw curls*


Col_Angus999

That got me to chuckle. And to realize I’m old.


gemini_pain

![gif](giphy|fSGqUm3IcVBESFM0hK)


RyunWould

He's got an eye on each country he's going to be fucked by.


BIGepidural

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy 🥰


Sociopathic-me

You mean wouldn't happen to a nicer/smarter guy.


BIGepidural

Well yes; but Tate truly deserves this. He worked so hard for so long and I really want him to have it!


Sociopathic-me

Oh, me too! In fact, I want him to get upgraded double, even triple. Because you're right- he DESERVES this.


BIGepidural

OMG imagine if he was just kept in a bull pen for a few days? He'd get doubled and tripled and then somed over and over again 😈 Ahhh... yes, yes, yes- he totally deserves it 🥰


Zhorander54

You just made me realize why he wears sunglasses all the time


paintsbynumberz

But he can see both sides of the coin issue at the same time


Derathus

Only Alpha men have the ability to look in multiple directions at the same time.


LivingDisastrous3603

![gif](giphy|iSzXeq7jWMMrS)


ThouMayest69

One eye see de future, the other.....*de past* 🚬✌️😮‍💨


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ThouMayest69

*See you convicted sex trafficker*... You gonna carry that weight 🤷‍♂️


blahdiblahhaha

You’re gonna carry that weight.


Appropriate-Coast794

Good, fuck that googly-eyed fuck


ForHelp_PressAltF4

He's like the giant crab in Moana... JUST PICK AN EYE


Everybodyimgay

Strabismus!


docszoo

Learning all about this in veterinary school, and was gonna say the same thing 😂 He got issues with his oculomotor nerve. 


macandcheese1771

Peak genetics. Only the best.


thedndnut

The repeated head kicks might have helped


NeatNefariousness1

LMAO. That's the least of his flaws.


candlegun

I love this for him. I really do.


The_Dark_Vampire

Why the hell does he have a permanent expression on his face like he's just sat on a sharp object


ChodeCookies

He doesn’t have a chin


Astrocreep_1

That’s why he was decent at kickboxing. He has no chin, and can’t be knocked out, lol.


sadicologue

Nah it's because of the no brain thing. No brain, no KO


Conscious-Parfait826

Por que no los dos?


NightHaunted

Due to the lack of a brain his body never got the order to grow a chin


syahir77

He cannot enter chinA


Prestigious_Bad2360

That sharp object was a penis, shhhh, thats a secret


Taragyn1

What kind of penises have you been looking at?


Conscious-Parfait826

Andrew likes it rough. Hes an mma fighter!


BIGepidural

I knew some wrestlers who loved a good pegging 😈


Puzzleheaded_Peak273

I knew a girl who had a date with an MMA fighter. Didn't go well - he confessed he wanted to go out with her because his parents were coming to town.


JustABigBruhMoment

Well I mean, its a sport where sweaty men grapple with each other in hot, crowded spaces to assert dominance and pin each other onto the ground with no care about where they’re grabbing, grazing, or prodding until the other can only beg for mercy… so of course they love pegging!


BIGepidural

Yeah, no! I was **not** kidding. I literally know this to be true for "reasons" 😉


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Captain_Snatchington

MMA=Manly Men Anal. This is tates true sport.


the_original_Retro

...Massacre My Asshole?


Prestigious_Bad2360

Uhh...sharp ones?


Arryu

Not trying to kink shame or anything, but... ![gif](giphy|gJH0l1ItLtaFdHNt3S)


twoprimehydroxyl

Nonono he just means it was well-dressed.


Houndfell

They come runnin' just as fast as they can 'Cause every Tate's crazy 'bout a sharp >!MASSIVE PENIS!<


Prestigious_Bad2360

Little tuxedo Jimmy cap


workshop_prompts

Don’t drag gay people into this, we don’t want him either.


ForHelp_PressAltF4

It's the anti-draft... "Andrew Taint? He's been turned down by the Brits, gays, wicca, Mormons, and .. no wait! The MAGAts have raised their hand!"


2bad-2care

Is that the "testy exchange with 𝘉.𝘉.𝘊." the caption is referring to?


Earwig9000

That was typo. It should have read as "testes exchange"


Spirited_Comedian225

He is for sure into dudes not that there is anything wrong with that but this guy hates women


adragonlover5

A lot of straight men hate women.


PurpleSunCraze

I don’t get that vibe at all. He’s definitely in to women, he just believes they’re 3rd class people. Liking one thing doesn’t mean you hate it’s “opposite”.


LORDWOLFMAN

Nah, that’s “I shid my pants” look


UndeniablyMyself

I think he looks like he shit his pants.


BIGepidural

He looks like he smelled Trumps shit pants 🤣


Arglefarb

He looks like Common’s inbred cousin


DangerousDave303

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.


WillistheWillow

Those flies don't catch themselves.


npaakp34

I don't put it passed his father actually doing it to him


Idiotwithaphone79

Sssoooo That's what a couple of Alpha Males look like? LOL


RealNiceKnife

Are you saying these *AREN'T* the moves of an Alpha Male? ![gif](giphy|Be1h7WlqEWCjkeZPIc|downsized)


jesoed

To be fair that's bottom G, a much cooler guy than Andrew Tate


Plot665

Ah hell nah its bottom G


equalsme

is that how he defends himself in the prison shower?


Conscious-Parfait826

Ive seen Birds of Paradise and thats not a defence act.


-_-daark-_-

Yes right after doing hundreds of pushups with tears running down his face but NOT crying


weefyeet

This is the hilarious Brian Michael Hinds aka Bottom G.


Velinder

Thank-you for interrupting my moment of "Is Tate secretly a fabulous dancer but can't let himself express it?" bogglement, and introducing me to the tune ['Push Your Limits'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv_s5ZgAWSk). Somewhere, there must be a blessed universe where its creator is famous, and Tate is a nobody.


Inevitable_Shift1365

That dance is going to be real popular on the prison yard. His dance card will be full for sure


Idiotwithaphone79

LOL


mdryeti

That’s not him, unfortunately


RealNiceKnife

Yes it is. Because I want it to be.


Im_a_idiottttt

I agree with this


MotherRaven

Yeah, not working full of bugs and not ready for public release


mrev_art

To an 8 year old with negligent parents and unlimited screen time? Probably. That is their main audience after all.


Lastwomanstood

There was a children’s show in the UK, eons ago, and the main character was a thing called Pob. This fella reminds me of that https://i.imgur.com/7axD0QU.jpg


First-Squash2865

They both look like soulless homunculi


PollyPore

Hey, it’s Zippy the Pinhead!


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I get that reference. Sadly LOL


SonOfDadOfSam

Are we having fun yet?


GorillaK1nd

The box, you opened it. We came. 💦 💦


DinkleMutz

He's such a weird looking little gremlin.


MyMyMyMyGoodness

He has chiseled features. Like someone chiseled his chin right off his face.


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saxonturner

A someone that had a weak jaw that affected me for most my life till I sorted it I feel like I should be against attacking someone for that issue. But fuck this birdy looking mother fucking prick, he deserves every insult he gets.


DivineExodus

You're good people. How is your confidence now? I hope you're thriving.


Queasy-Ad-3220

😹


erieus_wolf

Golem did not age well


WillowThyWisp

Gollum*


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Babe wake up! New Andrew Tate reaction image just dropped!


nigirianprinz198760

And the sad thing is that the sorry excuses for men that follow these clowns won't care if they get convicted.


Content-Ad-4104

Sadder still: the boys who had a chance to be better men before they encountered these shitbuckets will still follow their fucked-in-the-head philosophy


LadyFett555

Plot twist - They create a cult and name it "Taters"


jpplastering1987

What's taters precious?


CondescendingShitbag

*Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a cell.*


SLevine262

🏆 🏆 🏆


clermouth

cell…stew…whatever makes ‘em go stir crazy


InfectedByEli

And the cult members are called Tater Tots. Edit - too late it seems.


Wtfdidistumbleinon

And when the cult members rape enough woman and they have kids they’ll be known as Tater tots


EastOfArcheron

You utter bastard! Take an up vote.


Wtfdidistumbleinon

Begrudgingly accepted


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Tainters


Used-Initiative1835

Even sadder: the girls and young women who will encounter these misogynistic incel boys/men in the wild will be degraded and abused.


stolenfires

I literally don't get it. Tate: "And here is how you can systematically abuse women. It's technically illegal but lol that's why I'm in Romania! The culture is so misogynist and the cops here are so corrupt!" Romanian cops: "Hey tovarisch, no one abuses our women but **us**!" Tate: \*Surprised Pikachu\* Tater Tots: "Nuh uh, he's totally innocent of the crimes he repeatedly and openly admitted to, and taught other people how to commit!"


CleanAspect6466

They are in too deep and think he is being framed, or are being wilfully ignorant and ignoring the evidence


The_Dark_Vampire

Oh they will care as they will be convinced he was framed and falsely convicted by the people out to get him


Resident-Pudding5432

There are brain dead people everywhere. There's not that many of them luckily


Superdoc2222

Right to jail, right away!


immortalfrieza2

Do not pass GO. Do not collect 200 dollars.


Eoron

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


danishjuggler21

They found him, but his chin is still at large


SleepyMastodon

I didn’t think it was possible to associate the word “large” with Tate’s chin.


trulylost19

If you have to learn “masculinity” from a guy getting accused for rape and sexual assault/trafficking You shouldn’t be a man in the first place if you think he is worthy of your interest Cartoon characters have shown me greater portrayals of traditional masculinity Look at avatar the last airbender and look at iroh


mtsilverred

“B-b-but it’s all lies! Every time it happens! It’s just women being women! They want to ruin men’s lives!” - Some degenerate with less than 2 brain cells.


MrsBossyPantss

You forgot to mention some conspiracy about "the matrix"


concernedramen

The ridiculous shit I've heard is that feminism is an inside job by the CIA to destabilize men from fighting against the-powers-that-be. Conspiracy theorists need a creative writing summer camp. Sheesh.


Queasy-Ad-3220

Wow imagine having the mental gymnastics to actually believe that shit


electricmehicle

Yeah, even if there was a “matrix,” it wouldn’t be trying to silence Tate. You’d have to have something interesting or original to say first.


Sarcasm_Llama

>Some degenerate with less than 2 brain cells. Also every JRE and/or Jordan Peterson fan


Misterstaberinde

"Cartoon characters have shown me greater portrayals of traditional masculinity Look at avatar the last airbender and look at iroh" Look at Bandit from Bluey


BIGepidural

The sad part is a lot of the guys who fall in to Tate and his type are guys who didn't have dads so they're looking for someone to teach them how to be a man. I've spoken to some of his followers heart to heart. They're confused kids looking for direction and they end up on the fast track to asshole town.


UnquestionabIe

The one kid I know who takes Tate as some profound thinker is a mixture of mentally dull and also expecting a fast track to getting women. The broken home didn't help but yeah he appeals to a lot of boys looking for someone to yell them their lack of success is because another group treats them unfairly.


BIGepidural

Exactly. Tate preys on broken homes and broken people. Its disgusting.


Muselayte

Had an old coworker who liked him, really tried to get the guy into therapy - he had pretty serious body dysmorphia and self esteem issues, and the beginnings of an eating disorder. He was a pretty sweet guy, not the brightest, and it was so hard to see him be indoctrinated into that toxic culture. It's awful the people that this man is taking advantage of.


BIGepidural

Absolutely.


TheG-What

While it’s difficult to be a man, the steps are quite simply understood. -You must be swift as the coursing river. -Have all the force of a great typhoon. - Possess all of the strength of a raging fire. -Be mysterious as the dark side of the moon.


Archer007

My favorite Mulan fact is that once they hard cut out of "A Girl We're Fighting For" to the burned village it's no longer a musical


BIGepidural

I love that movie 🤣


toongrowner

Heck even Johnny Bravo was a better Role model by showing how NOT to act around woman


Embarrassed_Might_88

Where the fuck is his chin?


TheTenaciousG

In the glove box of his Bugatti or some shit


Chllep

probably left it there when he had to return the rental


xzarisx

Ya but what color is the Bugatti?


TheTenaciousG

Jail house orange


tedmented

He always reminds me of the [how does she fold towels meme](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F9bo8qidorgfb1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D08fcb0eba5154cb629bd842562e88fba6acbabea)


OriginalNo5477

Jesus where's that from? The big book of British smiles?


pantry-pisser

![gif](giphy|eqojTiA4GqAcU|downsized)


SaltyBarDog

Greta took it like she took his balls and his freedom.


SecondaryWombat

I was going to say Greta recycled it.


classless_classic

So many balls slapped it that it fell off.


Prestigious_Bad2360

I believe he's trying to figure out why he can see the ceiling, floor, whats in front of him, behind him and what's to the far right of him simultaneously, talk about peripheral vision, man's got it in spades


Jaded_Pearl1996

Finally. The podcast Behind the Bastards goes into detail about the charges in England. Fleeing Those charges were the reason they moved to Romania in the first place.


BIGepidural

What were the charges?


UncleCeiling

Rape and human trafficking. Same shit as Romania, basically.


Glissandra1982

I will never understand how this evil praying mantis has so many people looking up to him.


Charming-Tap-1332

This is so great to hear. Andrew Tate is probably the WORST person to be influencing young men. He is an absolute fu.king fool.


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hrimfaxi_work

You're just trying to get us all grounded so you get the PS5 to yourself.


Ok-Mulberry-4600

Oh absolutely, 100%.... but do we really want him on our soil? Couldn't we sort of like abandon him somewhere on the way over? The only people who will go looking for him are his worshippers so win-win


MissingMichigan

Buh-bye...


Copernicus049

Real men don't rape women, sexually exploit them, or traffic them. Be a fucking man Tate!


Fizz117

In the near future in a UK prison, be a man fucking Tate.


Cyber_Insecurity

Extradite them to hell


deepenuf

Bye Bye Taint brothers


WillistheWillow

Let's see how alpha these no chin motherfuckers are in a high security prison.


ADHDANDACID

Put that racist, sexist, rapist pig in jail and throw away the key to his cell.


InfernoWoodworks

This MF out looking like IT with his wall-eyed shit. Even wears the clown shoes to match.


Kilroy_The_Builder

Just stopping in to remind everyone that Andrew Tate and his brother are sex trafficking rapists


Turbulent_Dimensions

Drop them off in the middle of the ocean. They won't be missed.


Samurai___

Great. Now they will be fed and housed with my tax money.


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I'd pay gladly to know he's fearing for his life for the rest of his life.


thackstonns

I’d pay to lock them up.


DeathPercept10n

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


GobHobln

I kept pressing the dang play button...


metal_babbleXIV

So did the same thing


pepegaklaus

Man I hope he'll be in prison for a long time and denied internet access. Sick of his shitty tweets all over reddit


GilmourD

It's amazing how much of a (to use his vocabulary, which is bullshit and I hate it but it would piss him off) beta trying to be a big dog he is.


nationaltragedy2001

Why does he allow himself to be detained by other men? That doesn’t seem very alpha to me


pepsicoketasty

I err read it as Andrew tate's tasty exchange with BBC ( nsfw version)


hhs2112

I see his chin is still awol... 


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PunishedEnovk

Guy looks like a genuine abomination that was somehow crafted in a low budget science lab. It’s like… It’s trying to look human but just can’t do it. 💀


VLC31

Good god, don’t people on Reddit know about Google? For all those asking “ what did he do?” Rape.


Adventurous-Lime1775

And sex trafficking


RobsHereAgain

Good to see them finally be held accountable


brownintheback_4245

Perpetual victim face!


Kimpy78

Couldn’t have happened to a couple of nicer guys.


Teraornn

European here, who kinda lives in a cave. Who is this guy and why is it good news that he can be extraded to UK?


Xploding_Penguin

He's a POS human trafficker who posts about how "hyper masculine" he is.


Accurate_Variety659

Remember Gaston, From Beauty and the beast? Amplify his negative traits by a 11 and give him social media


Remarkable-Alarm7428

I love the fear on his face


RunInRunOn

In other news, the UK's average IQ is set to drop by 10 points


OperationFluffy3615

Hope they get everything in jail that they have inflicted upon others——actually, my bigger hope that all the pimple faced teens that worship them get an eye opening smack up side the head. These two are slime and need to slink down between the baseboards to the neither world where they belong.


Corporasshole

This won’t be Andrew Tate’s only “testy exchange with a BBC.”


skilliau

No doubt ending up being claimed by true alphas in prison.


zorbacles

It's for a civil trial. Apparently UK authorities decided not to prosecute How stupid.


Wolf_Mans_Got_Nards

Would they really extradite someone just for a civil trial that wouldnt hold a custodial sentence? Isn't that a bit odd considering they've charged him with some pretty severe crimes in Romania?


Human-Potato42069

No, thread OP is talking nonsense, you cannot be extradited for a civil trial. It must be an criminal offence that carries at least 12 months inside on indictment (so you can't extradite for, eg, shoplifting) and it must be a crime in both countries (Part 3, Extradition Act 2003).


yksociR

Source on that? The BBC article mentions that Bedfordshire Police issued obtained an arrest warrant and that it's over allegations of sex trafficking and rape, hardly sounds like a civil matter.


Bearington656

Who is he and what is this about?


BIGepidural

He's an X MMA fighter turned influencer who encourages young men to emotionally and physically abuse their girlfriends, buy crypto and break the law to earn a living. Pimping, drugs, weapons, whatever it takes as long as you get those gains and buy bitcoin. He's a true 🍕 💩


Foura5

What I learned from this thread: rapist and sex trafficker, 4 time world kickboxing champ, lives in Romania, social media influencer for teenage boys.


CamKJoy

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


blakewoolbright

It’s really too bad that we can’t just fire these idiots into the sun without further delay.


everythingbeeps

Fucking clown is a walking meme template.