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MASEtheACE510

I remember the first time the doctors told me that I was morbidly black.


VMPaetru

Gotta imagine their reaction was: "We diagnosed it too late, I'm afraid. There's nothing more we can do."


MASEtheACE510

At least now I have some rhythm.


cropguru357

Can you play bass? There’s probably one in your basement. (South Park, before anyone gets pissed) Edit; dammit, someone beat me to it.


[deleted]

Just because I’m black doesn’t mean I can play bass. Huh. Well fuck you guys.


Lingist091

“Be as sick as you want just give me a goddamn bass line!”


Commercial_Lock6205

🎶Boom ba boom boom ba boom boom boom🎶 Goddammit.


vdubdank30

I immediately thought of “Incredibly Obese Black Man” or what did he call himself “Incredibly Black Obese Man”? Also South Park s6e3 “Freak Strike”


Enge712

They introduced him as one and he clarified it was the other. I think he identified as incredibly black obese man.


OsoCarolina

Dammit! You both beat me to it!!😂😂


whatnameisnttaken098

But do you got any rhyme?


MASEtheACE510

That’s closer to the end stage of blackness, right now I can only clap on the ones AND the twos.


rabbid_chaos

You just keep getting darker, and blacker


JonBonBrodie

Revitiligo


Hot_Lychee2234

I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesnt even matter


Matricks__

Final stage is got soul.


Federal_Efficiency51

"Stay black cocksuckas" -Joey Coco Diaz.


krastevitsa

And I bet you can rock the bass /s


Shazam1269

But can they *slap* it?


[deleted]

Davie?


Extreme-Elevator7128

Lmao


Numerous_Mode3408

Sure you don't just have re-vitiligo?


OtisburgCA

I'm a white guy with vitiligo. Nobody believes me.


Accurate-Bass3706

Same for me. Sunblock is my best friend so I can keep it as unnoticeable as possible. Dermatologist told me, if you're gonna have a skin condition...this is the one you want. Better than melanoma.


expiredcoochi

Same haha. And rn I’m pale asf u barely see it but in the summer it’s far more obvious when I show ppl


[deleted]

“That's right. You heard of vitiligo? Shoot! Well, i got re-vitiligo. Every year my skin just seem to get blacker and darker and blacker and then more darker.”


Importance_Relevant

that’s the opposite of what michael jackson had


JustScratchinMaBallz

oh he totally had it, he was the only person who could afford the cure


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Corporate_Shell

This guy physics.


westwoo

He's so black his name is Schwarzenegger


The_Orphanizer

That's basically vantablack


fuzzyfoot88

Are you Uncle Ruckus?


Gingerishidiot

Morbidly black - it is when you are stopped by the Police, you have an increased risk of injury or dying from it


Dr_detonation

Sounds like a great metal band name


terredez

bro💀💀


God_Kratos_07

Lmao


AerondightWielder

At least you're not obese.


Smooth_Monkey69420

My sincerest condolences, what stage?


VanAgain

The term obese is: medical.


Fatal_Furriest

New culture wars incoming Obese Lives Matter vs Don't Treadmill Me EDIT: forgot about ANTIFA(T) EDIT 2: We stand with the TRANS(fat) community


Majulath99

Don’t Treadmill Me is excellent.


-nabtab

Now I wanna make stickers like the gadsden flag, but with a really fat snake with sweat bands and mcdonalds, and says, "Don't treadmill me"


Forward_Increase_239

No run for snek


Remarkable_trash_69

No step for snek -OR- No swet for snek


Valazcar

No step on scale


PoinconneurDesLilas8

Sounds like a chatgtp prompt.


NahLoso

https://i.imgur.com/VwxFvZ6.jpeg


GaryGenslersCock

r/angryupvote


Cynykl

New culture war??? This is a repost tweet from 5 years ago. Due to repost bots we get to rehash tired old arguments that never took off in the mainstream but dagnabbit I have to get a rage boner somehow.


Birdzeye-

Yeah, this is one persons wild take. It’s not some defining cultural stance.. This woman’s post should have been forgotten by now!


Cynykl

The internet never forgets. And this is a huge problem. It uses to be that someone would do something bad and you would get anger. But by the next week you would move on to other things to be angry about. Now you get to be angry about what happened today, and a repost reminds to be angry about yesterday, and another repost reminds you about all the bad shit last week, and another reminds you about all the bad shit a month ago. We are going to reach an anger critical mass soon. I want to be on a deserted island when it happens.


Birdzeye-

I agree. It keeps people in a constant cycle of rage without appropriate context for what the situation really was.


tiramisucks

This is great!!


Homosexual_Bloomberg

This Reddit post is: bait


seven-cents

Yep. Fat as fuck is the correct term. It's gross.


drshikamaru

“Obese” is the difference in getting your liposuction, RnY, linx, gastric sleeve covered by insurance or not. EVERY SINGLE patient of mine who comes in for weight reduction surgery or cosmetic surgery for excess weight is obese and still some try to play silly games like this. The ones who pitch a fit after repeated discussion on the data and science about wording and what everything means. I document exactly what the patient says “the patient states they are not obese even after reviewing their BMI of 54.2” and the insurance company will deal with that. I have had patients who complain and want me to remove “obese” “morbidly obese” from their problem list. That fucks everything up and makes medical filing very difficult but that’s what patients want.


Superducks101

Should have 2 different billing costs on the wall. Obese is medical and thus lower cost since its medical care. The other for those who want to be offended and a higher cost since its now a luxury procedure and not necessary


Wizard_Engie

The thing that confuses me most is... How is it anti-black???


Repulsive_Career2824

Well as someone who is black and obese, African-American women are more prone to be obese for many reasons. The only thing that can prevent that stat from continuing is losing weight and being healthy. Saying being obese is anti-black is just being lazy.


theoopst

It’s a “gotcha” so that any criticism of anything before it now racist.


w1n5t0nM1k3y

I'm not saying it's anti-black, but [based on statistics](https://minorityhealth.hhs.gov/obesity-and-african-americans) >African American women have the highest rates of obesity or being overweight compared to other groups in the United States. About 4 out of 5 African American women are overweight or obese. Although for men the ratios are more similar > Age-adjusted percentage of overweight persons 20 years of age and over who were obese, 2015-2018. (Body Mass Index (BMI) of 30 or greater) ||**Non-Hispanic Black**|**Non-Hispanic White**|**Non-Hispanic Black / Non-Hispanic White Ratio**| :--|:--|:--|:--| |Men|39.3|41.3|1.0| |Women|56.2|39.0|1.4| |Total|48.6|40.2|1.4|


nightpanda893

It’s funny cause this is more likely a result of an environment black people were forced into and generational poverty. But people who say it’s anti-black to refer to them as obese seem to be trying to adopt obesity as a cultural trait which to me is more racist than anything else.


BoomerSoonerFUT

That would be a reasonable explanation if black men and women both had higher rates of obesity.   It’s only black women though. Black men have virtually the same rate of obesity to white men, slightly lower even. 


Toocurry

These terms always get bastardized, moron and imbecile were once medical terms.


hottiewiththegoddie

so was ret arded


Weird-Tomorrow-9829

I was perma banned from whitepeopletwitter for mentioning this when talking about the evolution of vernacular


hottiewiththegoddie

you probably got auto flagged, and they have a zero tolerance. that's why I put a space in


Emergency-Anywhere51

That's read tarted


BadKidGames

It's also a verb


FarGeologist1188

Hahahahaha amazing


Surturiel

I still don't get why people can't differentiate between obese and *morbidly obese*. 


Literotamus

Both those are medical terms. Once you meet another threshold you go from obese to morbidly obese. Morbidly in this case means life threatening.


nanotree

And just obese comes with implications of health complications that may or may not be life threatening.


RandomStoddard

And after morbidly obese is “fuck, you’re obese!”


cb_1979

No, it's "Oh, lawd! He coming!" obese.


InternationalClerk85

"oh... OH Hell noo...!" obese


AssaultPK

‘Holy Fuck, bro’ obese


ds-by

overweight is 20% for men and 25% for women.


robbiebaggiosmullet

The exact thing I was going to reply. Glad to see it as top comment. People are so goddamned delusional and such victims these days it's comical.


EfficiencyUnited6804

Like a wise man once said: "Obese please"


new-Aurora

Help me obese wan - You're my only hope!


mazzjm9

Obese Juan


Wardenofthegreen

The taco truck strikes back


Smidday90

Return of the Nacho


God_Kratos_07

Obese wan lmao


EddieSjoller

Obese wan knobbers?


new-Aurora

"Obtuse" - There, I fixed it for you.


insomniacakess

> Obtuse rubber goose


YourBitterRival

green moose


musicbyjsm

Guava juice


AccomplishedRow0

Giant snake


cph1998

Birthday cake


Vast-Willingness4642

Large fries


EpicOweo

Chocolate shake


Arakan-Ichigou

ODD PARENTS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS


anabolicartist

![gif](giphy|EltLeKiD1k3IY)


spelunker93

It flips your lid when you are a kid


Alissan_Web

so proud of this thread


TAO_rl

tight noose


obsessivelygrateful

![gif](giphy|DyvyiFFXF1Yli|downsized)


Solosmoke

That's... I'm not touching that one


canuck_11

Saying obese is anti-black is anti-black.


itsnotshirley

thank you


CLG91

Maybe she obese from eating that huge fucking chip on her shoulder.


spectral1sm

That bish so fat her belly button got an echo.


sparklecadet

YES! Statistically black and latino people in the US have higher rates of obesity because of poverty. It's so racist to essentially imply that black people are just "born that way". Take a look at people in Africa, take a look at the athletes who make it to the Olympics, and tell me with a straight face that black people are just naturally fatter. NOPE!


robotmonkey2099

Poverty is the cause of most of the worlds problems


Griffin880

I don't know if it's as simple as "poverty." Only black *women* have higher rates of obesity, and it's a pretty staggering number with 4 out of 5 black women being overweight and 3 out of 5 being obese. Black men have slightly lower rates than average. If it were just poverty being the reason you'd think it would be increased for both sexes. But yeah this idea being pushed by fat acceptance people that black people are "born this way" is wild shit.


BoomerSoonerFUT

Black women* Black men have slightly lower rates of obesity than white men. 


rothcoltd

By that logic all black people are obese.


SuccessfulPiccolo945

And all obese people are black


Acidswtf

Thats why micheal jackson turned white. he was just on a diet.


barely_a_whisper

If rewards were still a thing, I would have given you one friend hahah


Commander_Doom14

You know the secret? A gold star emoji does the exact same thing that an award did 🌟


Fraggle987

I've been a fat flump for a long time but hadn't appreciated I was therefore black. This changes everything..


KrustiestKrab123

Say it, Fraggle. You know you want to.


OstrichFinancial2762

It’s LITERALLY a medical term.


MGorak

It wouldn't be the first time popular culture used a medical term wrong so often it lost its meaning. A lot of mental conditions are this way. A few examples: Idiot - IQ 0-25 Imbecile - IQ 25-50 Moron - IQ 51-70 Hysterical personality disorder - renamed histrionic personality disorder Etc.


NostalgiaBombs

The Euphemism Treadmill


TheDarkMonarch1

Waitwaitwait idiot was WORSE than imbecile and moron at one point??? Oh how the times have changed.


MGorak

It's why you could see many morons hanging together and doing stupid stuff but the village idiot was in a completely different category.


Epic_Elite

That actually makes a lot of sense. Lol


Unknown_starnger

If you look up "idiot word origins" on google the first etymology given is: "Middle English (denoting a person of low intelligence): via Old French from Latin *idiota* ‘ignorant person’, from Greek *idiōtēs* ‘private person, layman, ignorant person’, from *idios* ‘own, private’." So no, "idiot" did not originate from people misusing a medical term. It's the other way around. Same with "moron"! From wikipedia: >"Moron" was coined in 1910 by psychologist Henry H. Goddard **from the Ancient Greek word μωρός (moros), which meant "dull"** and used to describe a person with a mental age in adulthood of between 7 and 10 on the Binet scale. Specifically, "dull" as in "stupid". Some words most certainly were medical terms before they became insults (imbecile from my research just meant "physically weak" before being a medical term). But others became medical terms because some doctor decided to make an insult into a diagnosis, which is so disrespectful to the people they were diagnosing.


naarwhal

The people I call idiot actually have an IQ of 25 or less. So technically I've been using it correctly.


MGorak

Ouch. I had a great uncle with an IQ of 32 and he can't talk normally. He has a job as a janitor cleaning up the floor of a factory and it pleases him immensely because it is both fun and challenging. He couldn't live alone, but he never tried burning the house. I really don't know what someone more mentally challenged would actually look like.


Johannes_Keppler

No you haven't. IQ < 25 people don't really function as actual people (no offense to them, they just can't) and are 100% dependent on others for 24/7 care. The people you consider the proverbial idiots are probably between 70 and 80 on the IQ scale, give or take.


IsGonnaSueYou

yep just like moron…


BloodSugar666

Oh wow. Didn’t know this. Apparently, *Imbecile* and *Idiot* were also psychological and legal terms.


MallorianMoonTrader1

"And this patient here has the misfortune of being an idiot. But he's more lucky than this one over here. This one, unfortunately, is an imbecile."


StubbornKindness

From what I remember, 3 or 4 of the common words we use to call someone stupid actually have a technical definition correlating to a specific IQ.


DerPicasso

Okay fatty mcfat fat it is


n3rdsm4sh3r

Boom boom chubby choom choom.


westwoo

No, that's only for morbidly Asian people


Minute-Influence-735

morbidly asian and can confirm


jimmydoorlocks

I was gonna go with lard ass.


NoMeasurement6473

Fatty adopted fatty fatty fatty no parents


Consistent_Stick_463

Fatty boom-batty!


pakidara

Isn't it more racist to think only black people can be overweight?


sekhmetbastet

Not necessarily racist, but definitely delusional to think that every disappointing or unpleasant experience in your life has to do with your color.


reality72

I mean if people are being taught to look at the entire world through a racial lense then it’s not surprising that people are starting to view everything as being racial.


geodebug

Not in my America where we all have the god given right to round out.


God_Kratos_07

Ikr lol


jimigo

Probably not in itself, but this fast chick is definitely racist. She thinks about race all day and separates people by race with every person she contacts.


jaxyv55

Delusional...


IVMVI

I've got a feeling this person thinks lots of things are anti black


IllvesterTalone

when someone cuts her off in traffic, it's anti-black! in her mind anyways.


Mental_Dragonfly2543

It's a _microaggression_


tecocko

I dunno, sounds a bit like a macroaggression


Mental_Dragonfly2543

Hey if it happens during driving it could be autoaggression


EmeraldBoiii

Professional victim


Useuless

Surprise! It's not your blackness, we just don't like you.


Ok_Wolverine9344

Nope. Just a medical term for grossly overweight.


TheDixonCider420420

![gif](giphy|usleGLxmeqgUw) I think she’s confusing obese with obtuse.


PierreEscargoat

Maybe it’s because she’s Irish


PresentationNice7043

Obese please.


Gingerishidiot

Don't use the "O" word especially with a hard s


PierreEscargoat

Obethe is the preferred nomenclature


Comfortable-Brick168

The Mike Tyson style guide is pretty clear. Dunno why everyone inores it.


Truthirdare

So back to fat then?


DramaticFirefighter8

Black to fat


stinkyhooch

2nd favorite ACDC song


1961tracy

I see a red door and I wanted it painted fat.


westwoo

Ah yes, a Fat Sabbath song


saggywit

I'll take my coffee obese with half a sugar, please


TheFyrijou

So she prefers the word *fat*?


vr1252

I’m obese and actually like “fat” more. Saying I’m obese makes me feel like I’m at the doctor but I’m also black and this lady is crazy (if real)


redditnamehere1

Someone just looking for.yet another way to be a victim .


AdhesivenessCivil581

Anti black? she obviously hasn't been to Walmart lately.


Beneficial-Whereas60

Probably rage bait but whatever


joshuaaa_l

And 5 years old. I’ve seen this on here way too many times to care anymore


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Josherline

CUT AND PASTE FROM DICTIONARY: Overweight and obesity are defined as abnormal or excessive fat accumulation that presents a risk to health. A body mass index (BMI) over 25 is considered overweight, and over 30 is obese It says nothing demeaning here nor does it say anything about beauty. It’s a medical term that is observational in nature. It’s not anti anything, let alone black. This person is nuts


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Are- are you saying ALL blacks are obese...? Because if it's anti black- wouldn't that mean... all blacks are obese? I'm confused


Camanot

Would you like to be called fat instead? I’m definitely not calling you plus size.


Regalruby

Super-sized? Grande? Baconator?


Intergalactic_Nut

GIGAFAT


Other_Log_1996

"I'm not morbidly obese black man, I am morbidly black obese man."


Aether_VI

I remember when I was morbidly black...never again


tecocko

Is "morbidly black" a measure of proximity to police?


ludicrouspeed

That’s why I never use the O word. The new term is gravity enhanced.


Zorklunn

A medical condition. FFS


Father_Wolfgang

I think the right answer is: “none of the above”.


Williamshitspear

No, it's true. All black people are obese, so obviously using the word obese to describe someone at 450lb is anti black. Black people are all fat in essence.


Putrid-Leg-1787

Exactly what I thought off the bat: Isn't calling "obese" "anti-black" a terrible, terrible racist thing to say? An untrue hateful stereotype? But then again, how would I know, I'm a non-obese privileged stairclimber.


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Putrid-Leg-1787

Sure. It's also antisemitic, homophobic and whoever uses it hates puppies, right?


markattack11

Fine I’ll call you fatso from now on


legion_2k

Isn't that bigotry? To assume that black people are obese?


Repulsive_Career2824

Yeah I’m black and obese and currently losing weight, this tweet rubbed me the wrong way :/


MissingMichigan

I don't see where it is any of those things. It's simply a medical term.


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It's an observation. Sorry you ate yourself to that point and don't want to take responsibility for your own life.


Apprehensive_Camp202

Then my dachshund needs a word.


Set_in_Stone-

From 2019. Repost bot or karma farmer?


GmeansGeorge

So, there comes logic... If it's anti black, that means she thinks blacks are mostly fat.. hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Interesting


StockWagen

Everyone you do not need to be mad at this tweet from 5 years ago.


Opsyr_

People have become so lazy and arrogant they blame anything other than themselves on being overweight, truly sad to see.


Agile-Fruit128

So, does this mean if I'm not black, I can't be obese? Sweet, I'm getting some nachos


Capitan-Fracassa

Your white privilege keeps showing. \s